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Your name is Vincent Cruz. You work in a shady government-backed facility in the middle of the New Mexico desert. You are a footnote to the Powers That Be. You've actually proven yourself to be useful to the Powers That Be, due to your research into CIGARETTE MOLD and the fact you’re powering part of their facility.

You're a researcher for the Abnormality Regulation Coalition (also known as ARC), tasked with containing and studying paranormal entities on their behalf. You've always had a knack with the anomalous, even before you ended up here, ever since that chance encounter with a certain HEART.

You're great at making the worst out of a bad situation, at least. You've got friends, you've got cash, and you got a lot of companies on your side. Even if they’re only on your side because you’re a useful wageslave.

As for what happened over the last day or so?

You finally managed to free yourself from your endless shift. It took way too long to complete it, and you had to juggle a million things at once, but you did it. A certain DEERFOX SHADE harassed you right before you left, but that's a problem for future you to deal with.

You managed to strike a deal with a powerful corporate executive by the name of Mr. Rust. While he may be a fully artificial(?) robot with little care for anything outside of business, he actually seems to like the cut of your gib. You two aren't so different at the end of the day, and he's going to do his best to help you out over the upcoming days.

You finally tracked down the murderer of Caspian. After a short interrogation that resulted in him framing himself, you had enough evidence to charge him for his crimes. You might've had to calm Caspian down before she went insane, but at the very least, she was able to move on.

You also tracked down a conman who was besmirching the name of your mold. It turns out that he was being harassed by the original researcher behind your product. Or what was left of the researcher, anyways. You were able to scare him off before things got too hectic, at least.

Now, you’ve managed to arrange a meeting between you and ARC. A meeting to pitch your CIGARETTE MOLD to a wider audience. To potentially make a deal with ARC to sell your product to the outside world. To make, as the kid would say, a SHIT TON of money. You've been doing some last minute preparations to finalize your pitch before you get dragged into the belly of the beast.

All you gotta do is to wrap up this interview, and you'll be on your way to making yourself FILTHY RICH

As they say, another day, another dollar. No matter what happens, you'll find a way to make it through. Can’t stop. Won’t stop. Can’t stop. Won’t stop. Can’t stop. 30 GOTO 10.

ARCHIVE: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Low%20Rung
VINCENT SHEET/INVENTORY: https://rentry.co/VINCENTSHEET
ALLIES: https://rentry.co/COWORKERLIST
ANOMALY/SAMPLE NOTES: https://rentry.co/RESEARCHNOTES
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You've done enough interviews in the past to know how this usually goes. They throw you some worthless softball questions and you make sure to say only what they want to hear. You're not at all impressed with the first question he threw your way.

"What is the end goal of your research?"

Your trusty mask slips over your face. Your smile doesn't reach your eyes. Your voice slips into a polite, but completely hollow, cadence. "Well, Quincy, I see a problem that I'm itching to solve. ARC is struggling to make anomalies a stable source of income."

"Of course, there will always be money in the anomaly containment business, solely because other companies don't want to contain anomalies. I get it! I do!"

"But! I can find a way to make renewable, *consistent* products for ARC. MOJO is only one product in a whole franchise of products I want to create." You scrape your nail across the table. "See, there’s always something renewable in the anomalies I get. Flowers. Wine. Bile."

"You just need to have to actually pay attention to what you have, and you need the wherewithal to take advantage of it."

"Of course, of course." Quincy’s own smile is practically wriggling, like his skin is barely humoring the idea of staying attached to him. "It’s rare seeing someone with foresight down here. Your ‘friends’, if you’ll excuse the harsh words, are too…simple-minded to see the bigger picture."

"Too lost in their own personal squabbles and obsessions to even THINK about anything long term."

"That’s what we like about you." Quincy’s smile somehow manages to widen even further. He must be wearing veneers, there’s no way teeth should be THAT white. "You’re the ideal worker. BLACKWELL has shown us some recordings they had of you and, golly, the things you get up to."

You really don’t like the idea of having an audience watching your every move, but you made your bed with BLACKWELL ages ago. "Of course. I believe they would be able to confirm my statements?"

"Indeed, indeed. This interview is a formality, of course, but that’s what professionals do. We indulge in formalities that seem to only exist to waste time. We must follow the will of Corporate Love, as it were."

You vaguely get where he’s going with this. It’s the same song and dance you’ve heard from hundreds of these corporate types. ‘The company is all that matters’, ‘a productive worker is a good worker’, yada yada. You grin and nod along. No point trying to argue with what he’s saying.

"Of course, sir. You’re so right."

"Now, now, no need for flattery. Even if I do enjoy listening to it." Quincy softly admonishes, moreso out of professional courtesy.. He jots down your answers on his little notepad before he speaks again.

"Now, what is your view on anomalies? I believe you may have already said this to someone before, but just repeat it for the record." Oh thank god, another softball question. You’ve had time to dwell on this one for a good long while
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You’ve had time to dwell on this one for a good long while, and your thoughts on them haven’t changed too much.

"They’re fascinating, sir. These entities are parodies of human ideas and beliefs that, in their own way, are almost more than human." What are you, but a hollow husk of a man? At least they have a sense of purpose.

"Interesting. So would you say you’re an anomaly sympathizer?" That’s a loaded question if you’ve heard one.

You decide to answer honestly. "Sorta, actually. I wouldn’t say I’d save an anomaly over one of my coworkers. I’m not a wacko. But a lot of the time, anomalies end up being humans who have just ended up in the wrong place, at the wrong time."

"I should at least give them the courtesy they deserve. I’m not going to act like their condition makes them any less important than me."

"Would you say you see yourself in them?"

"..." You’re not super sure if you should answer this question honestly. There wouldn’t really be any wrong answer to it. Anomaly synchronization is a thing, there is an almost tangible metric for how much of yourself you ‘see’ in an anomaly. "Why wouldn’t I? I’ve related to them enough to get several gifts from them."

"You know what I meant by that question." Quincy’s crooked grin almost melts right off his face. Not literally, of course, but that’s the best descriptor you got.

You awkwardly clear your throat as you prepare to answer. "Sometimes. I work on an anomaly that seems to have the same thoughts as me. I find glimpses, fragments, of who I am inside of every anomaly."

"I feel like denying that would be like trying to deny that water makes things wet, or rejecting the fact that the walls of this very room are made of cheap chinese steel."

Quincy’s smile, strangely, fades at your admission. Like you answered the question wrong, or that he FEELS like your answer should be wrong. "I wish I could understand why some people can answer that way."

We all, at Q&Q, can only see them for what they are. Merely as sources of Abnormal Energy and biological materials." There’s an audible tinge of disappointment that lingers even after he’s done talking. "I suppose I share their viewpoint on the matter."

You don’t think he’s disappointed at his inability to relate to your view point, or that he’s disappointed in himself. At most, there’s a flicker of recognition in his soulless eyes that there’s a fundamental difference between you two. Not physically, but spiritually.

"Myes," Quincy’s throat squirms as he tries to clear it. "I apologize for the unprofessional tangent. We here at Q&Q do not subscribe to any political or spiritual ideologies."

You’re sensing he’s only saying that to cover his own ass. Maybe there’s someone higher up on the Q&Q food chain watching him as the two of you speak. This place is flooded with corpo scum, and hell, maybe this whole thing is a sponsorship he and Quinn are working on.
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"But yes, to answer your question, well. They’re obsessively driven to do one thing, over and over again, day in and day out. I’m not too different from them, am I?" The only difference is you’re cognizant of that fact, and you’re able to change if you want to.

Hell, is that even unique to you? Anomalies can change as well. What’s really the distinction once you get down to the brass tacks? Before you can dwell on the question for long, Quincy changes the subject.

"An interesting response, all things considered. You are aware that you’re associating with an anti-anomaly company, correct?" Right. WARDEN.

The CIGARETTE MOLD itself is anomalous by its very nature, and they’re buying that stuff by the truckload, so they really shouldn’t care if you’re an anomaly sympathizer. You say as much to Quincy, and he concedes on this point.

"Fair, fair! Now, Thirdly, what drives you to do the things you, well, do? We heard you constantly throw yourself into life or death situations."

Now that’s an actually tricky question, mostly because you don’t have a solid answer for it. You could make something up on the spot, but what’d be the fun in that? You actually want to answer it in a way you’d agree with.

"Well." You test out some words in your mouth, trying to find the ones that feel right. "Pride, for one. I know NINTH isn’t going to like hearing that I indulged in such a sin, but it’s true. I feel proud of the things I do."

"Nothing can stop me. Harvesters? Anomalies? Murderers trying to hide their tracks? Mindless killing machines I can only describe as ‘robust’? I’ve survived through it all." You roll up your sleeve, showing the still fresh scars you have from today’s expeditions.

"I’m still standing. I’m still alive. I’ll keep marching forward, no matter what’s thrown my way." In the background of your psyche, the metallic ‘cling-clack’ of a gear turning is heard. "There’s something intoxicating about it. How I’m able to endure through things that should kill the average person twelve times over."

"Pride," Quincy echoes what you said. "Pride of a job well done. Pride in our own abilities. While we at Q&Q may prefer less ambitious employees on a whole, there is value in having pride in your capabilities."

"Of course. That leads into another reason why: it’s an obligation. A burden. No one else is willing to put in the work needed to get things done." Your voice deepens for a moment, as if someone else is speaking through you. Someone who used to say this exact same thing every other night before you went to bed.

"No one else was going to look into the cold case of a murdered girl. No one else was going to stop a murderous robot from attacking random people. No one else was going to stop a stalker from harassing my brother." You have to fight your facial muscles to keep your expression level and neutral. "I had to do it. I’m the one willing to break my body to do what has to be done."
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"And boy! There’s no shortage of problems that need solving, even off the clock!"

"So you’re a problem solver at heart, then?" If Quincy noticed that you were getting more emotional, he’s politely tried to ignore it. "Would you say you resent your situation?"

"The messed-up part is I’d be lying if I said yes." Well, in truth, it’d be a partial lie. "Honestly? It’s the only way I can feel useful to the people around me. And, look."

"Must there always be a 'reason' behind it? What if I genuinely do it because it's the right thing to do? Maybe the pencil pushers here wouldn’t help someone if it doesn’t directly benefit them."

"I admit, it’s easy for me to think of excuses as to why I shouldn’t help someone. Maybe I personally dislike them. Maybe my time could be put to better use. There are millions of reasons you can make up, truthfully."

You slump your shoulders, as if you’re admitting defeat. "But I can’t. Not in good conscience. I’m not hollowed out enough to even consider giving up on someone, without at least trying."

"Eye for an eye." Quincy states, seemingly more for his sake than yours. "What a strange worldview you have. You feel like you have to be kind and helpful, because no one else would. Some people might say that kind of kindness is phony. If you’re only being nice out of obligation."

"Maybe. But you have to be selfish to be selfless." There’s a hint of a smile in your expression. "So what if I’m kind to others out of obligation, or because I feel a sense of pride after helping them? Didn’t I still help them? Does the intention behind it matter?"

Quincy’s shoulders tensed up. He doesn’t immediately try to answer your question. You give him a moment to think about it.

He opened his mouth, about to say something, but the words never left his mouth. He sits there gap mouthed like a fish struggling to breathe.

"Finally," he moves onto the next question without even addressing what you said. "What do you fear the most?"

The answer comes out before your brain can even register it. "Being useless. There’s nothing I fear more. I am my work, and that's all I know."

"I’m good at it too. Given the opportunity, I seriously doubt I’d even choose another path." Your expression curdles into something that resembles what a skinwalker might make if it was told to smile. Your mouth hurts. "What am I if I’m not useful to someone?"

Quincy’s own expression rots into an expression similar to the one you must be wearing. Intellectually, you know his expression is that of joy, but it’s a hollow simulacrum of joy. A mask. You’re two wageslaves, both wearing the same mask of faux-joy. He doesn’t say anything, inviting you to continue speaking.

"We are what we are, Quincy. If we’re not useful, then what are we? We’re drones in a machine that’ll keep turning no matter what we do."

"Indeed," Quincy sluggishly nods. "Indeed we are. The purpose of work is to earn the right to continue working."
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"That is the nature of our roles, and to deny that is to deny reality."

"Indeed." You mimic his own words right back at him. "You do realize, BLACKWELL, you could’ve asked me personally instead of using someone as a middle man." You shoot a nasty look towards the STRANGER, who’s sitting only two tables away from you.

"Living down here is to acknowledge that we are all stuck in an interlocking system of sponsorships and corporate deals, Vincent." Quincy gestures at you to look away from the STRANGER. "We are only engaging in dialogue because you accepted a sponsorship from us. I believe you understand why I have to do the things I do. Yes.”

"Tallied up all of your. Answers." Quincy finishes scribbling down the last of your words. "To be honest? There was no way you could fail. Without intentionally trying to fail. We here at Q&Q simply enjoy…engaging in dialogue with those of a similar belief structure to use.”

"But I thought you said your group subscribed to no ideological framework.”

"A lie. A truth. The refusal to engage in any opinion or thought that would detract from our ability to profit IS our ideological framework." His words linger in the air for a second. "To be frank, that’s what all businesses believe in, truly, but compared to the obsessions that other companies here have?”

"Well. I suppose it does make us different. Better, perhaps." Quincy’s smile vanishes in the blink of an eye. "I will admit that your answers have made you a perfect employee for our cause.”

"You’re what we look for. You’re what the system wants. There may be some quirks to you that may prove unprofitable in some ways, but you are what we need. Something reliable and predictable, but with enough agency to do things we can’t.”

"Someone who fears the mere idea of not being wanted, of being obsolete. Someone who intends to save as much profit as possible, through preventing the necessity of replacing assets. Do you know how much it costs to replace and train a human employee?”

While the way he’s phrasing it is making your skin crawl, you’re glad to know he’s willing to see the bigger picture. Even if it’s in his own little weird way.

"We see value in associating with you. You are, in effect, a version of us still connected enough to humanity to understand them. Consider us your new corporate sponsor for the foreseeable future, Vincent Cruz.”
>Q&Q SPONSORSHIP COMPLETED! GOODWILL (QUOTA) IS AT +7!
>You’ve unlocked an exclusive Q&Q CATALOG! This will offer a variety of productivity boosting items otherwise unobtainable to you.

"So that's it? "You were expecting a bit more fanfare to the sponsorship being completed.

"That is it. You said what we wanted to hear, and we're going to relay your answers to companies who are interested in you, of course.”
>You sense your answers has minorly improved your relationship with all SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES.
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"As for a reward? I will personally accommodate you to your meeting, for I wish to be your associate."

"The way your mind ticks, and the way your product flies off the shelves, well. It would be bad for business if I did not at least attempt to help you."

You can sense the air shifting. The crowd of corporate husks and wageslaves that populate the very room you’re in are starting to grow agitated. The air stinks of old coffee, pen ink, and the rot of forgotten dreams. Your meeting with ARC is going to happen any second now, and you know it.

There's no point resisting the will of the crowd. Quincy grabs your hand, ready to lead you through the maze of hollow husks so you can get to where you need to be. You would protest but there's really no point in even bothering to humor the idea. You go limp as you're forcefully dragged deeper into the crowd.

You're only able to catch small glimpses of Hidaka and co amongst the crowd. It appears they also got 'captured', each one being dragged by a different corporate representative. At least you're going to reunite with them. You did partially hire each of them to help with the upcoming meeting anyways.

You pray to whatever deity exists out there that you're able to make it through relatively unscathed. With Quincy's guidance, you soon find yourself in front of a relatively innocuous door that looks like any other door in the facility. The only thing making it stand out to you is the simple placard resting next to it.

"PMR #3-5. RESERVED FOR V.C MEETING."

You turn your head. Hidaka is standing only a foot away from you, with TIMELESS' representative right next to her. To your other side, you spot Colt and Hidaka, both of which are accompanied by WARDEN's representative. At least the group's all back together.

You're not even given a chance to do any last minute work on your pitch. The door swings open and you are promptly dragged in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIVBt1BuGes - THE MEETING BEGINS

The second you cross the boundary, your lungs are flooded with a noxious blend of cigarette smoke and aerosolized body spray. Someone must've pumped in several cans worth of air freshener in here too, since there's this artificial tang of cherry in the air as well. It doesn't help your already battered lungs. Your eyes are watering, blurring your vision to the point you can only make out a smear of grey.

You can't even make out the room you're in. The only guess you have as to its size is that the voices you hear have an audible echo to them. That only makes you question how they've managed to flood this room with enough smoke to blur your vision.

"It's him, right?" A melodic, and distinctly robotic, voice breaks the silence first. She seems to be chewing on something. "That 'Vincent' fellow?"

"It should be. Not to be crude, but it's not like he's particularly memorable," says someone with the voice of a familiar executive. If you're not wrong, that's Ms. White's voice!
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Good, good. Part of the reason you wanted to do the meeting today was to distract her.

"TSK. THIS IS BENEATH OUR NOTICE AND YOU KNOW IT." A monotone voice speaks up. Whoever this voice belongs to clearly has no idea what an inside voice is. His voice drones out at a level that's just BARELY not a shout. "IF MR. RUST DIDN'T TELL US WE HAD TO BE HERE..."

"You know as well as I that we can trust him." Ms. White defends her colleague almost instinctively.

The smoke clears just enough to reveal who's been talking. You'd recognize the all white outfit and pale skin of Ms. White anywhere, but the other two are brand new faces.

To her left is the owner of the melodic voice. She's not human in the slightest. Her body is made out of segmented sheets of steel, which loosely flex and bend like the scales on a snake. Her face is merely a screen, with bright red pixels in place of an actual pair of eyes, or a mouth.

Her arms are stumps, barely more than pegs even.

To her right, there's a brick shithouse of a man. You wouldn't be shocked if he ate nails for breakfast. His outfit is ripped straight out of a lumberjack's fashion catalog, with layers upon layers of red plaid and leather covering his frame. His face is obscured by a shoddy faux-leather mask, most likely as some weird attempt at intimidating you.

You can make out the murmurings of several other voices, presumably from various corporate figures you won over from completing various sponsorships, but that damn smoke is making it impossible to see them.

"Mr. Cruz." Ms. White addresses you. "Please, introduce us to your product. We're on a tight schedule today so please, do not drag this out."

"C'mon, our-"

"Mr. Wesson." Ms. White snaps her gaze right towards your patriotic friend. "Do not speak unless spoken to. Thank you very much. Now, Mr. Cruz, please continue."

An introduction shouldn't be too hard. How do you want to open your pitch? Pick up to two. This may impact future speech checks.
>Take it easy. Offer a basic overview of your product. No need to wow them yet.
>Get right to the chase. They're here for something PROFITABLE. Really LEAN into how PROFITABLE your product is.
>Focus on the unique benefits of your product over other nicotine products. Health benefits, its synergy with various samples, the works.
>Why 'talk' about it, when you can show them how good your product is! Offer free samples of your mold to everyone in attendance! (Obviously removes all of the samples you have on person. Goodbye catalog money...)
>Let Hidaka speak. She knows a thing or two about logistics, and how easily ARC could mass produce it, if she had some time to explain it to them.
>Let Colt speak. Let him rile up the crowd. Let him get them EXCITED for your product. He's the perfect hypeman.
>Let Nine speak. She'd know how to phrase things in a way her fellow COLORED EXECUTIVES would like!
>Write in!

Sorry for this update being _severely_ delayed. We're going to be back on track now.
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>>6458085
>Focus on the unique benefits of your product over other nicotine products. Health benefits, its synergy with various samples, the works.
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>>6458085
>Focus on the unique benefits of your product over other nicotine products. Health benefits, its synergy with various samples, the works.
>Get right to the chase. They're here for something PROFITABLE. Really LEAN into how PROFITABLE your product is.
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>>6458083
Well that interview went about as well as we could have hoped. Thank goodness.
And it seems as though we've found something of a kindred soul at Q&Q, which is a nice bonus.

>>6458085
>Get right to the chase. They're here for something PROFITABLE. Really LEAN into how PROFITABLE your product is.
>Focus on the unique benefits of your product over other nicotine products. Health benefits, its synergy with various samples, the works.

Welcome back!
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>>6458085
>Focus on the unique benefits of your product over other nicotine products. Health benefits, its synergy with various samples, the works.
>Get right to the chase. They're here for something PROFITABLE. Really LEAN into how PROFITABLE your product is.
If you're smelling money, then your nose is functioning because this *is* MONEY, folks!

>>6458119
>found something of a kindred soul at Q&Q
I can see it now. Vincent, Colt, Edward, Quincy, and 199X all walking down the hallway together or being cool...
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>>6458085
>Get right to the chase. They're here for something PROFITABLE. Really LEAN into how PROFITABLE your product is.
>Focus on the unique benefits of your product over other nicotine products. Health benefits, its synergy with various samples, the works.
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>>6458085
>Focus on the unique benefits of your product over other nicotine products. Health benefits, its synergy with various samples, the works.
>Why 'talk' about it, when you can show them how good your product is! Offer free samples of your mold to everyone in attendance! (Obviously removes all of the samples you have on person. Goodbye catalog money...)
Feast upon our mold.
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>>6458085
>Get right to the chase. They're here for something PROFITABLE. Really LEAN into how PROFITABLE your product is.
>Focus on the unique benefits of your product over other nicotine products. Health benefits, its synergy with various samples, the works.
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>>6458081
>"I’m still standing. I’m still alive. I’ll keep marching forward, no matter what’s thrown my way."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx_EUwPiKIA
>>6458085
>Get right to the chase. They're here for something PROFITABLE. Really LEAN into how PROFITABLE your product is.
>Focus on the unique benefits of your product over other nicotine products. Health benefits, its synergy with various samples, the works.
Glad to see you back, OP
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>>6458085
>Let Hidaka speak. She knows a thing or two about logistics, and how easily ARC could mass produce it, if she had some time to explain it to them.
This stuff likes to eat general dry waste doesn't it? Could be a useful way of disposing of confidential assets by turning it into mould. Plus your throat is probably dry from all this corpo speak.
>Focus on the unique benefits of your product over other nicotine products. Health benefits, its synergy with various samples, the works.
The unique health benefit of it being even more addictive than smokes. Can we make it MORE addictive? What if we mixed in some cocaine and burger sauce?
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>>6458085
>Focus on the unique benefits of your product over other nicotine products.
>Get right to the chase.
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>>6458085
>Get right to the chase. They're here for something PROFITABLE. Really LEAN into how PROFITABLE your product is.
>Focus on the unique benefits of your product over other nicotine products. Health benefits, its synergy with various samples, the works.

Get the fuck up QM, we have mold to grow.

Welcome back! Hope the break was restful.
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You're going to get right into the meat here. You got an audience with these freaks, and you need to make the most of it. "I won't bore you now."

You hold a baggie filled with CIGARETTE MOLD up towards the executives. "You might've already heard of this product. CIGARETTE MOLD, or as the public will know it, MOJO CHEW. This is a profitable, and dare I say, renewable product. That's what we're missing here people!"

"Renewable assets! How many times has ARC found something that could've made them SO much money, but they squandered it or the anomaly that made it disappear, so they ran out of stock?"

"TOO MANY TIMES TO COUNT." The plaid-dressed executive answers. "I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET A PARTICULAR BRAND OF CHIP HERE FOR YEARS. IT HAD A SEASONING A CERTAIN ANOMALY PRODUCED-"

"Because the anomaly resolved! Because the researcher who produced the aforementioned sample refused to think long term!" Quincy speaks up, cutting off the executive outright. He continues to babble, even as Ms. White tries to get him to wait his turn. "See, that's what my beneficiary here is offering. A LONG TERM option."

"Nicotine and nicotine-based products are always going to be profitable, and a readily renewable source of it??? If you're smelling money, then your nose is functioning because this *is* MONEY, folks!"

"While we ARE aware of the value of narcotics," Ms. White is trying her best to stay composed, despite Quincy's interruption. "the kind of products we're looking for are those that won't immediately reveal their anomalous properties to the public."

"We would rather not have to pay for clean-up crews because you didn't test your product well enough now, would we?"

"The masquerade." Colt says under his breath. Unlike your kindred spirit, he isn't going to speak up. Not yet, at any rate.

"If I may interject, we have spent the last two weeks studying and refining the project. Now, when I mean 'we', I do, of course, mean to include Vincent. While two weeks may not sound like a lot, it is his longest term sample project."

"Indeed. Thank you, Nine." You crack a faint smile. "We've already worked with several of the aforementioned sponsorship companies about how we could alter or refine the product to keep it dormant and stable. Does anyone have a white board?"

A figure breaks through the miasma of cigarette smoke. Must've been an intern working on behalf of a sponsorship company you've procured favor with, since you caught a glimpse of a glimmering gold cross on their shirt. NINTH's intern, maybe. They wheeled in a whiteboard before disappearing back into the smoke.

Hidaka is already scribbling down the things you've said so far on the white board. Written in neat, orderly handwriting is short summaries of all the things you've discovered about the mold so far. How it's able to reproduce, how it consumes, how you can render it dormant, the lists go on and on.

"This section right here will explain the various companies I've made deals with."
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The screen-faced executive scans her 'eyes' across the whiteboard. Seems like you haven't lost them quite yet.

It lists the companies you DEFINITELY have won over: Q&Q (Quincy is literally right next to you), WARDEN (Bulk orders of the base product), FEASTS (marketing), and ZENITH (Bulk orders of refined, purified nicotine).

"You can ask those aforementioned companies if you want, to make sure I'm not lying, but look! Four companies! FOUR! All of them want to buy my product...and it could be YOUR product too!" You jab your pointer figure towards the executives.

The smoke shifts again, revealing a section of the meeting room you couldn't see before. Sitting there is what appears to be a refurnished jury box, stolen right from a courtroom. Seems like you identified where the smoke's coming from, since most of the men and women sitting at the booth are smoking like a burning chimney.

Standing guard by the jury box is that 'CLEANER' guy you saw in the lobby area. The CLEANER's heavy, labored breathing is the only sign there's even a human behind all of that metal.

Now that you get a closer look, you actually see what he's wearing, and it's something you've only read about in old sci-fi novels, or cobbled together out of CGI. The heavily armored power suit he's in is an intricate, expensive piece. High-powered magnetic pistons and super-dense fibers of an unknown material grant his armored limbs a fluid, organic flexibility they shouldn't have.

It is still a piece of power armor that has to be roughly analogous to a small car in terms of weight. The cheap steel floor creaks and groans with every slight movement he makes. You're almost certain this thing is loaded with enough firepower to leave your body as nothing but aerosolized red mist.

Six blinding red lights shine from his suit's visor, coming from what you could only describe as the cybersuit's eyes. Seems like he's been guarding this room ever since you got in here. For some reason, his eyes are locked right onto you, as if he recognizes you from somewhere. Who knows where, though.

A suited man with crimson red eyes points his cigarette at the board. "My chef de partie did inform me of such a deal."
A nurse with no teeth blows smoke out of her nose. "The clinical director did say we had a new source of nicotine for recovering addicts."

The rest of the jury box mutters and muses about the deals you've made, and the various sponsorships you've completed over your career so far. Most of them have only positive things to say about you and your product, even if a large swatch of their comments about you are completely vapid.

By the sounds of it, from what little you can pick up, most of the executives and corporate liaisons sitting there are only here because of Mr. Rust. You wouldn't be shocked that, hadn't you asked him for help, this room would have been completely empty.

Ms. White grimaces at the fact she can't really refute what she's hearing.
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You DID manage to get a product profitable enough for four companies to partner up with you. Now that you have your foot in the door, you continue your pitch.

"That's not all!" You tap on the whiteboard for emphasis. "There's benefits to the mold beyond its profitability."

"Correct." Hidaka gives a polite smile of her own. "We have been informed of its mild health benefits when consumed. It whitens your teeth. Seemingly as a byproduct of its desire to 'consume' foreign particles."

"Perhaps it could be used to consume other sources of dry waste." You throw it out as an aside. "It is also REMARKABLY synergistic. I have exposed it to a variety of non-anomalous and anomalous food sources, all of which serve to alter the mold's properties."

"This will serve to improve our market reach by a degree that's almost impossible to put into words."

"Hell, that ain't the half of it!" Colt finally gets the courage to speak up. "This garbage is so easy to grow, it could turn this whole god-damn room into a mold pit by the end of the day. It eats fuckin' ANYTHING."

"Besides human flesh." Nine snuffs out any fear of the mold consuming the consumer. You've already dealt with that fear way too many times while studying the damn thing. "Its digestive enzyme could be used as a way to dispose of various toxic byproducts from other anomalous entities, which would save on the cost of cleaning supplies!"

Hidaka continues to scribble down everything you've said so far on the whiteboard. Murmuring is coming from every direction of this god-forsaken den of smoke and mirrors. You actually think you're getting with this, but by the looks of the three 'main' executives, they're not totally solid on your product.

"THERE IS STILL AN ISSUE TO BE HAD WITH HOW WE CAN MARKET IT. MOST OF THE SLOGANS YOU'VE WRITTEN ON THAT BOARD ARE...LACKLUSTER, TO SAY THE LEAST." The plaid-wearing man gruffly points out. "PLUS, WHILE IT IS IMPRESSIVE YOU HAVE CONVINCED FOUR COMPANIES TO BUY FROM YOU, THERE'S SOMETHING LACKING ABOUT YOUR BRAND IN GENERAL."

"THERE'S NOTHING TYING IT TO YOU, REALLY. MOJO CHEW? IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY REAL ZING TO IT."

The robot girl next to him eagerly nods in agreement. "I really do like the concept of your product, but what's stopping the other companies from simply growing it by themselves? I respect my fellow executives, I do, but wouldn't it be easy for people to grow and produce their own supply? Why would they need us?"

Ms. White seems to be a little more hesitant to voice criticism of your product. It takes her a few minutes to even think of something negative to say about it. "What I'm concerned about, personally, is our ability to breach into the tobacco market. It is already an incredibly competitive market. How will your mold be able to crowbar its way in?"

Seems like the executives are interested in your product, but they're not fully won over. As expected, to be honest. You didn't expect this to be easy now, did you?
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The executives hiding amongst the clouds of smoke and vapor are muttering yet again. Some of them, mainly from companies you have little to no GOODWILL with, are trying to sow seeds of doubts about your product viabilities.

Meanwhile, you pick up on at least seven different voices try to argue in favor of your product and your general brand...
>Several skill checks have been made easier!

Your coworkers are looking for you for ideas on how you should proceed from here. You didn't expect to get this far, frankly, so you're going to be flying by the seat of your pants.

What angle(s) do you want to push now? Choose up to three, but do be careful. The results of the skill checks here can be far...swinger.
>Explain your market strategy. You intend to outright REPLACE normal chewing tobacco from the market. (DC 100, +50 to roll. Made far easier thanks to high Q&Q GOODWILL + focusing on PROFIT.)
>Double down on its consumptive ability. Toxic chemical spells, radioactive waste, this stuff can eat ANYTHING. (DC 95, +40 to roll. Made easier due to focusing on its benefits, + moderate ZENITH + HAYDEN favor.)
>Carve yourself into your brand. Make the brand deeply connected to you as a person, to disincentivize copycats. (DC 85 , +22 to roll. Might be mentally taxxing to spill your guts out to an audience like this. +GOODWILL with some companies?)
>Assure them that you have your methods of keeping the mold's growth something only YOU and ARC can do. (DC 80, +30 to roll. Safe. Boring.)
>Put some pressure on ARC directly. Don't they NEED some cash flow, and fast? You're offering them a way out of their financial troubles and they're being wishy washy? (DC 93, +27 to roll. A risky play, but perhaps being bullish is the right play?)
>Remind them of the basics of employee morale. A content facility is a facility that doesn't burn up in flames. (DC 86 , +25 to roll. Your coworkers would certainly like this angle.)
>Try to get them to focus on the benefits of this product. If smokers swapped to this, it'd majorly improve their lives. It'd earn goodwill and trust from the public! (DC 70, +15 to roll. Improving ARC's reputation might help you out in the long term.)
>Let Quincy and co. talk on your behalf. You trust your four coworkers to make compelling arguments. (No skill check. Inherently random.)
>Think of another angle you can push. (Write in.)

>>6458132
Hidaka knows how to fight, damnit, and she's going to put it to good use*
(*she doesn't know. Mr. Kill Yourself is just not a physically strong anomaly.)
>>6458342
Cute doll entities at a reasonable price...

>>6458119
>>6458529
Glad to be back. I'll try to be more open and communicative next time, so you guys aren't in the dark for a week straight.
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>>6458545
>Explain your market strategy. You intend to outright REPLACE normal chewing tobacco from the market. (DC 100, +50 to roll. Made far easier thanks to high Q&Q GOODWILL + focusing on PROFIT.)
>Double down on its consumptive ability. Toxic chemical spells, radioactive waste, this stuff can eat ANYTHING. (DC 95, +40 to roll. Made easier due to focusing on its benefits, + moderate ZENITH + HAYDEN favor.)
>Carve yourself into your brand. Make the brand deeply connected to you as a person, to disincentivize copycats. (DC 85 , +22 to roll. Might be mentally taxxing to spill your guts out to an audience like this. +GOODWILL with some companies?)
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>>6458545
>Explain your market strategy. You intend to outright REPLACE normal chewing tobacco from the market. (DC 100, +50 to roll. Made far easier thanks to high Q&Q GOODWILL + focusing on PROFIT.)
>Double down on its consumptive ability. Toxic chemical spells, radioactive waste, this stuff can eat ANYTHING. (DC 95, +40 to roll. Made easier due to focusing on its benefits, + moderate ZENITH + HAYDEN favor.)
First you butter them up, this stuff is amazing. It is capital p Profitable. It's like selling crack to school kids but still being media darlings because you helped wash oil off of some seagulls or something with your miracle mould. What company doesn't love free positive PR. You make money doing it! Heck, they could always make another shell company to actually sell the stuff while ARC enjoys the good PR only.
>Put some pressure on ARC directly. Don't they NEED some cash flow, and fast? You're offering them a way out of their financial troubles and they're being wishy washy? (DC 93, +27 to roll. A risky play, but perhaps being bullish is the right play?)
HR 101: criticism is more easily accepted if you give the person a compliment first.
Marketing 101: Fear. Even if they weren't in need of cash yesterday do they really want to be left behind here? This is THE next big thing.
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>>6458545
>Assure them that you have your methods of keeping the mold's growth something only YOU and ARC can do. (DC 80, +30 to roll. Safe. Boring.)
>Double down on its consumptive ability. Toxic chemical spells, radioactive waste, this stuff can eat ANYTHING. (DC 95, +40 to roll. Made easier due to focusing on its benefits, + moderate ZENITH + HAYDEN favor.)
>Carve yourself into your brand. Make the brand deeply connected to you as a person, to disincentivize copycats. (DC 85 , +22 to roll. Might be mentally taxxing to spill your guts out to an audience like this. +GOODWILL with some companies?)
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>>6458545
>Assure them that you have your methods of keeping the mold's growth something only YOU and ARC can do. (DC 80, +30 to roll. Safe. Boring.)
Emphasize that we’re working on ways to deactivate it before selling.
>Explain your market strategy. You intend to outright REPLACE normal chewing tobacco from the market. (DC 100, +50 to roll. Made far easier thanks to high Q&Q GOODWILL + focusing on PROFIT.)
If we cook the crap out of it it’ll even look like normal dip, just cheaper to make.
>Remind them of the basics of employee morale. A content facility is a facility that doesn't burn up in flames. (DC 86 , +25 to roll. Your coworkers would certainly like this angle.)
ARC employees are already buying it by the handful. Their first (and best) market is in this very facility.
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>>6458545
>Assure them that you have your methods of keeping the mold's growth something only YOU and ARC can do. (DC 80, +30 to roll. Safe. Boring.)
Security.
>Carve yourself into your brand. Make the brand deeply connected to you as a person, to disincentivize copycats. (DC 85 , +22 to roll. Might be mentally taxxing to spill your guts out to an audience like this. +GOODWILL with some companies?)
Marketability.
>Explain your market strategy. You intend to outright REPLACE normal chewing tobacco from the market. (DC 100, +50 to roll. Made far easier thanks to high Q&Q GOODWILL + focusing on PROFIT.)
*Ambition.*
Two of these have optimal net-DC’s (or as good as we’re likely getting), and all three were picked to actually address their concerns, in roughly descending order of devastation to our overall success if left unaddressed.

Great to see this return at last, QM!
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>>6458545
>>Explain your market strategy. You intend to outright REPLACE normal chewing tobacco from the market. (DC 100, +50 to roll. Made far easier thanks to high Q&Q GOODWILL + focusing on PROFIT.)
>Let Quincy and co. talk on your behalf. You trust your four coworkers to make compelling arguments. (No skill check. Inherently random.)
They probably knows how to work with ARC since that is literally their job.
>Think of another angle you can push. (Write in.) There is legitimately no downside to ARC for taking this deal. They get a product that generates effectively free money for the very miniscule production cost of only sugar water, all we want is a cut of the profit and occasional corporate benefits. We also plan to expand the brand with other offerings such as MOJO CHEWrry™ (name pending)
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>>6458545
>Explain your market strategy. You intend to outright REPLACE normal chewing tobacco from the market. (DC 100, +50 to roll. Made far easier thanks to high Q&Q GOODWILL + focusing on PROFIT.)
>Double down on its consumptive ability. Toxic chemical spells, radioactive waste, this stuff can eat ANYTHING. (DC 95, +40 to roll. Made easier due to focusing on its benefits, + moderate ZENITH + HAYDEN favor.)
>Assure them that you have your methods of keeping the mold's growth something only YOU and ARC can do. (DC 80, +30 to roll. Safe. Boring.)
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>>6458545
>Explain your market strategy. You intend to outright REPLACE normal chewing tobacco from the market. (DC 100, +50 to roll. Made far easier thanks to high Q&Q GOODWILL + focusing on PROFIT.)
>Assure them that you have your methods of keeping the mold's growth something only YOU and ARC can do. (DC 80, +30 to roll. Safe. Boring.)
>Let Quincy and co. talk on your behalf. You trust your four coworkers to make compelling arguments. (No skill check. Inherently random.)
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>>6458535
That cleaner guy is definitely dad. I can SMELL it.


>Explain your market strategy. You intend to outright REPLACE normal chewing tobacco from the market. (DC 100, +50 to roll. Made far easier thanks to high Q&Q GOODWILL + focusing on PROFIT.)
>Assure them that you have your methods of keeping the mold's growth something only YOU and ARC can do. (DC 80, +30 to roll. Safe. Boring.)
This is most important, in my opinion - a product that can be replicated is a product that dies! Copyright, patent, do everything!
>Remind them of the basics of employee morale. A content facility is a facility that doesn't burn up in flames. (DC 86 , +25 to roll. Your coworkers would certainly like this angle.)
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>>6458545
>Explain your market strategy. You intend to outright REPLACE normal chewing tobacco from the market. (DC 100, +50 to roll. Made far easier thanks to high Q&Q GOODWILL + focusing on PROFIT.)
>Double down on its consumptive ability. Toxic chemical spells, radioactive waste, this stuff can eat ANYTHING. (DC 95, +40 to roll. Made easier due to focusing on its benefits, + moderate ZENITH + HAYDEN favor.)
>Assure them that you have your methods of keeping the mold's growth something only YOU and ARC can do. (DC 80, +30 to roll. Safe. Boring.)
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>>6458545
>Assure them that you have your methods of keeping the mold's growth something only YOU and ARC can do. (DC 80, +30 to roll. Safe. Boring.)
The safety
>Explain your market strategy. You intend to outright REPLACE normal chewing tobacco from the market. (DC 100, +50 to roll. Made far easier thanks to high Q&Q GOODWILL + focusing on PROFIT.)
The ambition
>Let Quincy and co. talk on your behalf. You trust your four coworkers to make compelling arguments. (No skill check. Inherently random.)
We have them here for a reason
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>>6458545
>Assure them that you have your methods of keeping the mold's growth something only YOU and ARC can do. (DC 80, +30 to roll. Safe. Boring.)
>Explain your market strategy. You intend to outright REPLACE normal chewing tobacco from the market. (DC 100, +50 to roll. Made far easier thanks to high Q&Q GOODWILL + focusing on PROFIT.)
>Let Quincy and co. talk on your behalf. You trust your four coworkers to make compelling arguments. (No skill check. Inherently random.)
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>>6458545
>Explain your market strategy. You intend to outright REPLACE normal chewing tobacco from the market. (DC 100, +50 to roll. Made far easier thanks to high Q&Q GOODWILL + focusing on PROFIT.)
>Double down on its consumptive ability. Toxic chemical spells, radioactive waste, this stuff can eat ANYTHING. (DC 95, +40 to roll. Made easier due to focusing on its benefits, + moderate ZENITH + HAYDEN favor.)
>Carve yourself into your brand. Make the brand deeply connected to you as a person, to disincentivize copycats. (DC 85 , +22 to roll. Might be mentally taxxing to spill your guts out to an audience like this. +GOODWILL with some companies?)
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MARKET STRATEGY: vgA, vUm, ptz, jWv, SZC, wUI, rqo, h1V, k43, bfH, fQX, gM2
CONSUMPTIVE: vgA, vUm, h/J, wUI, k43, gM2
CARVE YOURSELF: vgA, h/J, jWv, gM2
PRESSURE: vUm
ASSURE: h/J, ptz, jWv, wUI, rqo, h1V, k43, bfH, fQX
MORALE: ptz, h1V
QUINCY AND CO: SZ3, rqo, bfH, fQX
THERE'S NO DOWNSIDE: SZ3

Seems like we're going to be focusing on its ability to consume infinite garbage, that you're able to keep its growth a proprietary matter, and that you fully intend on explaining your market strategy to them.

I'm going to need three anons to roll 3d100 for me. I'll assign them from the top down, starting with MARKET STRATEGY and ending with ASSURE.

MARKET STRATEGY (DC 100, +50 to roll. Thank god you've been working with Q&Q)
0 SUCCESSES: "THAT'S IT? GENUINELY?" Turns out these guys are a LOT more critical than you thought. (You take a massive hit to your credibility. This is going to make the rest of the meeting way harder.)
1 SUCCESS: They're not saying anything. Is that good? Is that bad? Can they SAY SOMETHING ALREADY??? ([REDACTED])
2 SUCCESSES: They're murmuring amongst each other. They're not totally convinced, but you got your foot in the door. (+PROGRESS!)
3 SUCCESSES: "I'VE CERTAINLY HEARD WORSE PITCHES." (Thank god. That's one less thing you have to worry about for the rest of the meeting. ++PROGRESS!)

CONSUMPTIVE ABILITY (DC 95, +40 to roll)
0 SUCCESSES: "Ooo, we could refine it into a cleaning product then!" "Why bother eating it, right?" (Seems like they got the wrong idea from this part of your pitch. This is going completely sideways.)
1 SUCCESS: The crowd doesn't seem particularly pleased by your pitch. Some of the SPONSORSHIP corpos are acting really odd. (ARC's crew is eating it up though! +PROGRESS, -PROGRESS?)
2 SUCCESSES: After some deliberation, you think you got the greenlight here? (No complications. Thankfully. +PROGRESS.)
3 SUCCESSES: A few of the previous silent crowd members are murmuring about your mold now. (Same as 2 SUCCESSES, but you get +GOODWILL with ZENITH and two heretofore unknown SPONSORSHIP companies!

ASSURE THEM (DC 80, +30 to roll)
0 SUCCESSES: "What if they figure out a way to reactivate it? One sample would be enough to-" (It's like they're only able to get off by being paranoid. You're not going anywhere with this. --PROGRESS.)
1 SUCCESS: Ms. White's expression contorts into a nasty smirk. ([REDACTED]. Could be good? Maybe?)
2 SUCCESSES: "Maybe, maybe." "I STILL DON'T LIKE THE ODDS." "We'd need to put in some new safety protocols and-" (++PROGRESS. You might need to research your mold more to fully win them over, sadly.)
3 SUCCESSES: For once, they're not saying anything, and you take that to mean they've finally calmed down for once. (Same as 2 SUCCESSES, but the rest of the meeting will be easier to manage.)

>>6458602
Playing games is how real men survive.

>>6458633
LOOK AT THE SPIDER
LOOK AT THE SPIDER
SPIDER AT THE LOOK

>>6458589
I'm going to be here forever. Until you die. Get used to it.
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Rolled 30, 82, 62 = 174 (3d100)

>>6458887
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Rolled 26, 52, 49 = 127 (3d100)

>>6458887
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Rolled 53, 62, 98 = 213 (3d100)

>>6458887
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Rolled 40 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

RESULTS

-MARKET STRATEGY: 2 SUCCESSES
-CONSUMPTIVE ABILITY: 0-1 SUCCESSES
-ASSURE THEM: 3 SUCCESSES!

Out of pity, I'll let you autoconsume the FLORAL WHITE SUNRISE gin you got, despite rqo not rolling a 25 or lower, because c'mon. You saved it for this meeting. I'm going to roll one dice to see if you get 1 SUCCESS or not.

Regardless of what I roll, you'll be stuck with the consequences of your actions! Writing!

>>6458890
WOULD YOU PURCHASE A QT 3.14 ANDROID FOR ONLY $99,999, ANONS? IT'S VERY AFFORDABLE AND VERY CHEAP. BUY NOW.
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You've spent eons working on this pitch. You're not going to let it wither on the vine because of some misguided hesitation. Your brain goes through all of the options before you. Should you threaten them? Should you point out the self-evident truth about how the mold has no drawback?

No, there's a reason they haven't already fallen head over heels. They want to see you squirm. You're not going to give them that. You're about to call them out on this blatantly obvious ploy, but Hidaka speaks on your behalf.

"While we understand and appreciate your concern over the product remaining proprietary, we have already been working on ways to deactivate its reproductive functions prior to selling it. Of course, this is the version we have sold to non-ARC officials."

That might not be the whole truth, given your activity prior to really doubling down on mold production, but you sure ain't going to correct her.

"All it would take is a few unprocessed samples leaking to jeopardize our ownership of it." The robot executive chirps. "At best, we might be able to delay the inevitable by genetically modifying it, but for how long? A few months at most?"

"Simple! We ain't gonna outsource this shit to the fuckin' chinks." Colt smacks the whiteboard with his palm. "All R&D and production will only be done on god-blessed American soil. In classified ARC facilities."

Colt lowers his voice to a conspiratorial whisper. "There's always gonna be chinks and jeets trying to smear their grubby little hands all over your hard work. That's in their very nature, but we can ACCOUNT for that shit."

"I have also gone through the work of notarizing a series of documents and patents to establish copyright over the 'MOJO CHEW' product." Hidaka walks over to the main desk where the three executives are seated at. She opens up a briefcase and, like a tidal wave, piles of laminated paperwork spill onto the desk.

Ms. White is already moving to read through the documentation that Hidaka wrote ahead of time. You're shocked she managed to do this without you knowing about it; you're almost certain you didn't tell her to do this. Did she do it while your group was separated? If so, you gotta give her props.

"SURELY THERE'S SOMETHING YOU'RE MISSING. HAVE YOU EVEN REGISTERED THE-"
"No, she already did that." Ms. White holds up one of the patent documents Hidaka wrote.
"DO WE EVEN HAVE ANY DATA ON THEIR ABILITY TO DISABLE ITS REPRODUCTIVE FUNCTION?"

"That's where I'll step in." You finally answer. You manage to find the notes relating to the mold's reproductive ability and how you've been able to deactivate it, amongst the sea of other notes you wrote. You place it on the desk alongside the other documentation you've shown.

The three executives are too busy reading through all of it to even attempt to critique what you said so far. Everything's above board so far. What can they even critique about your work so far? You couldn't think of anything off the top of your head.
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"Before you ask," Hidaka taps at a document. "We did also write a report about the 'source' of the mold. Information was relayed to me by my associate, Nine."

"Would be wise to contain it." Hidaka clicks her tongue. "Only major weak point in plan. Know general origin, best to keep an eye on him, no?"

While the ARC executives are busy mulling over the notes, Quincy steps in to continue the pitch, not even breaking a sweat. "The market for tobacco-based products has been wildly shifting to RRPs, or Reduced Risk Products. E-cigs, nicotine pouches, and heated tobacco products being major ones."

"The market for traditional cigarettes, like the ones the audience here is smoking, is at an all-time low. Big tobacco is shifting towards RRPs, and so is the audience. This product would outright kill normal chewing tobacco, earning us a permanent market share."

"Think about it!" Quincy taps at the whiteboard with a marker. "It is cheaper to make. It is better for your health. It's the RRP to end all RRPs! That will be our angle! We can outcompete ANY competition with the sheer versatility of our product."

"It'll also keep the ATF off your asses," Colt snorts like a congested boar. "With this garbage being so cheap, people wouldn't buy the illegal shit nearly as much. Lighting their workload like that might help ya get some favor too."

"Thank you, Quincy. And Colt." You offer a polite round of applause. "What he's saying is correct. If we cook it enough, it even looks and passes for regular chewing tobacco, so legitimately no one would suspect it's anything else."

"The PR ARC could get from selling this product would be legendary." You can already imagine a scenario where the product is used to clean up oil spills, or toxic waste sites, or basically any site where there's mountains of garbage that has to be destroyed. "Hell, I would not be shocked if the sheer inflow of cash this product line makes is enough to keep you on float for decades."

"I would temper your expectations." Nine raises her voice ever so slightly. "We would still need to introduce the product line gradually, so as not to draw too much attention from outside parties. We would need to invest in shell companies that would only be tangentially related to ARC, but the profit from the mold in question should be enough to fund said shell companies."

The three ARC executives are still murmuring amongst each other, trying to digest everything that's been thrown their way. It's a lot to take in, you will admit, but you've been planning this for a hot while now. You weren't going to come in here with your pants down.

Might as well strike while the iron is still hot. "It can eat anything too. That's the nifty part about growing it; we don't even have to TRY to watch what it consumes." The atmosphere in the room is already shifting. Strange.

"I can confirm this from first-hand observation. It is able to absorb most biological and non-biological matter."
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Colt's grin widens as he realizes the topic has changed to something he's more interested in. "Heck, ya know how good this shit would be for cleanin' things up? Think about it. How many houses are filled with toxic garbage that'd a nightmare to clean?"

"Asbestos and lead contamination bein' a major one. My lungs are probably more asbestos than god damn flesh at this rate, I tell ya what, and wanna know what'd be easy? A cheap, efficient way of cleanin' all of that up."

The murmuring inside the meeting hall has vanished completely. Everyone is silently staring at your group, as if what they're hearing is either incredibly interesting or brilliantly boring. Amongst the booths, a handful of corporate representatives from corps you don't recognize are beginning to shimmer with...resentment? Did you step on a touchy subject or something?

You continue with the pitch regardless, gesturing at Hidaka to continue. She seems hesitant, but she relents after a second.

"It would be good PR, and a way to diversify our portfolio. A line of cleaning products based on it digestive enzyme would be a boon for disposing of hazardous materials." She forces her expression to stay calm and level, even as the room's air gets more and more rancid. "It would even be a way to get rid of excess stock."

"Not to say we intend for our products to be poorly produced, of course!" Nine tries to soften the blow. "It would not be our main product line, but we do intend on putting in further resources into the R&D of the DIGESTIVE ENZYEME's capabilities."

A stifled giggle. Air blowing from someone's nose. A crooked grin. A sneer of disgust. The expressions you see on everyone's faces, even the ones mostly obscured by the smoke that has clouded the room, are not welcoming. The only one here, besides your coworkers, who isn't on the verge of laughter is the ARC CLEANER. It's not like he can express himself in a meaningful way anyhow.

"Ooo, we could refine it into a cleaning product then!" The robot girl's tone drips with veiled amusement. "Why bother eating it, right?"

"INDEED. IT APPEARS THAT ALL THE PREVIOUS INFORMATION WE WERE TOLD ABOUT IS WORTHLESS. THIS IS CLEARLY WHAT WE SHOULD BE FOCUSING ON." The masked official chortles. "WHAT WERE WE THINKING? YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU REALLY SHOULD BE LIKE KLEANE INDUSTRIES."

"Hrm." Ms. White doesn't say anything. She stays silent, neither making of you nor defending you from the growing amusement and rage building in the room. Your eyes dart over to one of the few executives who isn't laughing. The executive in question is dressed in a quite peculiar stripped outfit, with the stripes taking on shades of safety yellow and orange.

The KLEANE executive is trying to kill you through the sheer power of her stare. Is she insulted by the fact you implied mold was better than her products somehow? Does she not want competition? You have no clue!

The worst part? You don't think the other executives are laughing at you, per se.
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It's the fact you accidently tripped some corporate faux pas you didn't even know about. Everyone in your group, sans Nine, is trying to figure out a way to rectify this before the energy you've been building evaporates completely.

The three ARC officials are too busy chit-chatting about the possible applications of your mold as a cleaning product, which is NOT your intent behind it, to even bother hearing anything you have to say. The cleaning stuff was merely an aside, a footnote! That's it!

They're really latching onto the fact it can consume and clean things. In fact, it almost feels like this is a test. ARC executives might be short-sighted, greedy and apathetic demons in human skin, but your last two pitches shouldn't have been forgotten this fast.

You doubt they'd throw away a profitable thing out of spite. They're intentionally prodding your pitch for weak spots. To see how you'll react to sudden and unexpected opposition.

You know for CERTAIN you were on a good pace. Even through their amused smirks and arrogant eyes, the three ARC officials DO like your product. You need to find a way to earn the respect of the audience again, that's all!

How do you try to get the meeting back on track?
>"This is a low blow, even by ARC standards." Call them out on how blatant the 'test' is. You're here to pitch a product, not to play weird mind games. (DC 77, +17 to roll. A bold choice.)
>Ignore what's going on. Don't dignify any of it with a response. Keep pushing on with your pitch.
>Remind them that a product being versatile isn't a bad thing. You're just doing good business!
>"I meant no offense to KLEANE INDUSTIRES." Address the agitated representative. Show you're willing to handle issues diplomatically. (DC 85, +20 to roll.)
>"I suppose there's no point partnering with you then." Bluff that you're going to call off the meeting. Surely, if this is so beneath them, you'd be better off somewhere else.
>"Nine. You'd know how to handle this, right?" She is a former COLORED EXECUTIVE... (AUTOPASS. You'll have to pay Nine a favor down the line.)
>"What, exactly, is the issue here? Why shouldn't I be like KLEANE?" Something about all of this is fishy. You want to actually get to the bottom of it. (DC 68, +13 to roll.)
>Think of a different angle. (Write in. May offer benefits the other choices can't?)

Next update should be shorter, since we're only voting on one thing.

>>6458895
Perhaps if you had a magical girl mascot, all of this could've been avoided.
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>>6458970
>"This is a low blow, even by ARC standards." Call them out on how blatant the 'test' is. You're here to pitch a product, not to play weird mind games. (DC 77, +17 to roll. A bold choice.)
Stop the bullshit. Keep it rolling or we're keeping the cash cow to ourselves.
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>>6458970
>"This is a low blow, even by ARC standards." Call them out on how blatant the 'test' is. You're here to pitch a product, not to play weird mind games. (DC 77, +17 to roll. A bold choice.)
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>>6458970
>>"I meant no offense to KLEANE INDUSTIRES." Address the agitated representative. Show you're willing to handle issues diplomatically. (DC 85, +20 to roll.)
I'm tempted to ask Nine to handle this, but while I'm not worried about a favor, I'm wary of putting her in the spotlight due to risk of it jogging someone's memory.
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>>6458970
>"This is a low blow, even by ARC standards." Call them out on how blatant the 'test' is. You're here to pitch a product, not to play weird mind games. (DC 77, +17 to roll. A bold choice.)

Fuck you ARC. Choke on some mold.
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>>6458970
>"This is a low blow, even by ARC standards." Call them out on how blatant the 'test' is. You're here to pitch a product, not to play weird mind games. (DC 77, +17 to roll. A bold choice.)
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>>6458970
>"I meant no offense to KLEANE INDUSTIRES." Address the agitated representative. Show you're willing to handle issues diplomatically. (DC 85, +20 to roll.)
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>>6458970
>"Nine. You'd know how to handle this, right?" She is a former COLORED EXECUTIVE... (AUTOPASS. You'll have to pay Nine a favor down the line.)
Not only does this give us an automatic pass, but owing a favor to NINE gives NINE a good reason to keep being on good terms with us and she is incredibly effective as a companion. Also potential side quest hook and we all love side quests
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>>6458970
>"This is a low blow, even by ARC standards." Call them out on how blatant the 'test' is. You're here to pitch a product, not to play weird mind games. (DC 77, +17 to roll. A bold choice.)
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>>6458970
>>"What, exactly, is the issue here? Why shouldn't I be like KLEANE?" Something about all of this is fishy. You want to actually get to the bottom of it. (DC 68, +13 to roll.)
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>>6458970
>"Nine. You'd know how to handle this, right?" She is a former COLORED EXECUTIVE... (AUTOPASS. You'll have to pay Nine a favor down the line.)
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>>6458970
>"This is a low blow, even by ARC standards."
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>>6458970
>"Nine. You'd know how to handle this, right?" She is a former COLORED EXECUTIVE... (AUTOPASS. You'll have to pay Nine a favor down the line.)
Don't fall for it. We have Nine here for a reason. Cut it off, NOW
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>>6458971
>>6458972
>>6458986
>>6458998
>>6459035
>>6459299
You guys sure about that?
>They're intentionally prodding your pitch for weak spots. To see how you'll react to sudden and unexpected opposition.
>option is "Call them out on how blatant the 'test' is. You're here to pitch a product, not to play weird mind games"
Are you guys really sure about that?
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>>6458970
>I suppose there's no point partnering with you then." Bluff that you're going to call off the meeting. Surely, if this is so beneath them, you'd be better off somewhere else.
>>"Nine. You'd know how to handle this, right?" She is a former COLORED EXECUTIVE... (AUTOPASS. You'll have to pay Nine a favor down the line.)
Not using a autowin choice may count as hubris. The dice gods would punish us accordingly.
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>>6459308
Ah fuck i only wanted the autowin
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>>6459306
>>6459308
choice 1 especially seems like a "commit corporate suicide" option if we don't roll well too
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FUCK OFF WITH YOUR MIND GAMES: h1V, h/J, wUI, ptz, rqo, gM2, S50
KLEANE: vgA
NINE, HELP: SZ3, hfH, Yu3
WHAT IS THE ISSUE: Owr, k43

Well, aren't you a bold bunch? I'll give you one out: If you ROYALLY fuck up, you might be able to ask Nine for help. But she WILL make you pay an arm and a leg. You know. No pressure. Haha.

Three anons, roll 1d100+17. DC 77. Good luck.

MIND GAMES (DC 77, +17 to roll)
0 SUCCESSES: There's blood in the water. Haven't you seen the signs? (Those grapes of wrath. Those bloody pools...imitation vermillion.) [NINE may come in to assist.]
1 SUCCESS: The laughter abruptly stops. No one is saying much of anything right now. The momentum's gone. (Nowhere near as bad as 0 SUCCESSES, but not engaging with their mind game has certainly lowered everyone's opinion of you and your product.)
2 SUCCESSES: The crowd murmurs. The three judges look particularly peeved but the meeting continues. (Your momentum's still going steady. +GOODWILL with several companies for being particularly bold.)
3 SUCCESSES: "THE STONES ON THIS MAN." "Hrm." "...Am I wrong for finding it hot?" The judges actually seem impressed! (++GOODWILL with several companies, and ARC has to respect you for your bold action. ???)
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Rolled 41 + 17 (1d100 + 17)

>>6459318
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>6459318
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Rolled 83 + 17 (1d100 + 17)

>>6459318
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Rolled 7 + 17 (1d100 + 17)

>>6459318
I don't like these odds, idiots. Look at what you've done!
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>>6459326
Ty
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...The worst hasn't come to pass. Trust me, you wouldn't have wanted to see what 0 SUCCESSES would've looked like. You're still going to experience a speed bump though. You can fix it, though, with the next series of choices.

You guys can thank IJk for saving your ass. Writing.

>>6458998
In a distant City, that is destined to exist eventually, there exists only a bird.
A bird that will continue to fly. A bird that has existed for eons.
For there will always be a City to fly over.
For there will always be Death.

>>6459106
CONSUME.
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>>6459328
I thought I was om/
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Here dat plan.
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Fortsätta.
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You're not even going to humor whatever the heck this...mind game? is? Whatever merit it has, you know that there are more mature ways of getting this point across. Maybe if you were some newbie who didn't already know how ARC acted, this might've thrown you off guard.

They must really think you're that stupid, huh?

You nod along with a polite smile, laughing along with the others at your own expense. Colt, god bless his heart, is trying his best to resist the urge to shoot someone in the skull. (Probably because if he did, the CLEANER would liquify him.)

"Mmh hmm, mmh hmm. Uh huh." You continue to hum and nod along to the gibberish they're saying. You're not even bothering to mentally record the words they're saying. "I have a question for the audience. Do you think I'm retarded?"

The laughter abruptly stops. The only company you have now is the smoke lingering in the chamber's air. Nine mimics slicing her throat with her hand, telling you this is an absolutely awful idea. Ms. White is slightly taken aback by the bluntness of your question, while her fellow judges are staring right at you.

"This is a low blow, even by ARC standards. I've dealt with a lot, and I am willing to put up with a lot of bullshit, but this?" You sweep your arms across, addressing everyone attending the meeting. "This is beneath you. This is beneath me."

"DO NOT THINK YOU ARE IN ANY POSITION TO-"

"No, no, we're not doing this." You interrupt the masked official. Nine is desperately waving her arms around to get your attention, but you ignore her for now. "I had to drop out of high school, and I regret that, but you know what I don't miss about high school."

"Cliques. I don't know, or care, about what stupid faux pas I accidently committed. What I do care about is that you're more willing to waste my time, AND YOUR TIME, dragging me into this."

thump thump.

You swear the smoke inside the room is growing thicker by the second. Your eyes are watering like you're about to cry at any second now. You manage to wipe away the tears before anyone could try to imply you're crying. This is a mind game. That's all it is. The smoke's a mind game. The topic shift is a mind game. You gotta power through it.

You can power through anything.

"I apologize on his behalf," Nine swiftly tries to perform damage control. "you will have to forgive him for not knowing how things work here. While I fully understand the nature behind his test, he is right in one regard."

"We are in a bit of a time crunch. We all have places to be, right? And I am sure that even someone like the associates at...KLEANE INDUSTRIES have things they have to do." It's impressive how you can make anything sound derogatory if you put the right emphasis on it. Whatever their deal is, if ARC is disgusted by them, that has to mean something.

Or, like this, it's only an indicator of more clique nonsense. The only thing you have now, in this room, is silence.
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Hidaka tries her best to restart the pitch, to carry things on. The show must always go on. "We have projected that, given the rate as which we could grow our product, we could corner 25% of the nicotine market by the end of the decade."

"Assuming, of course, we are able to get the funding to scale up our production to the scale needed to compete with them."

"Yes. Assuming." Ms. White's voice is almost cold enough to flash freeze water. Some of the smoke lingering in the air is starting to change, as if it is responding to her dissatisfaction with you. You almost thought you were hallucinating when, amongst the smoke, you saw floating specks of snow.

At least that confirms one suspicion you had about their 'colored suits'. The air's getting physically colder. You manage to suppress a shiver as the air drops to what you'd hazard to be almost freezing temperatures.

Disjointed voices can he beard from all over the meeting hall. Some seem to loathe what you did...

"Mmh. I really thought his product was going to make it."
"Should've known his place. Should've respected his superiors."
"What a freak. No wonder why he looks like that."
"Maybe ARC oughta teach him what respect means."

While others seem to respect you more for outright defying ARC, even if it was only in a symbolic manner.

"THAT'S RIGHT. ENDURE WHATEVER COMES YOUR WAY."
"As the good lord would say, how no pity for them: life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot."
"Everything will eventually find its place. It is only a matter of time.
"WHAT A FASCINATING DISPLAY. WE'LL HAVE TO RECORD THIS FOR LATER."

The three judges seem to have no interest in your product now. No, that's not the right way to describe it. It's strictly a matter of pride now. Ms. White is still as a statue. The masked official is twitching, doing everything in his power to stay still. The screen-faced robot almost seems to agree with what you said. She looks visibly uncomfortable being around her fellow judges.

"You know," she starts to speak up on your behalf. "it's not really his responsibility to-"

Even though you're not the one being gazed upon, your skin prickles as a sympathetic reflex. The smoke might be obscuring most of their gazes, but the hateful shine in their eyes is impossible to ignore.

Twenty two pupils narrowing with hate. Twenty eight throats tightening with barely restrained disgust. Seven hands wringing with pity and misplaced sympathy. All of them have completely forgotten why they're even here to begin with. All they know is they need to judge the robot instead of you.

They've completely forgotten they're supposed to be focusing on five specific people.

Before the meeting can devolve even further, the sound of a door opening catches everyone's attention. The gazes of everything in the room immediately lock onto the door leading to the outside world.

"U-uhm." A familiar, slightly gooey voice breaks the silence. "H-hello?"
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"Di-did I m-miss the m-meeting? I-I, uh, g-got lost in the crowd. S-sorry."

Right. You totally forgot about Lucy. Great, now you feel like garbage. Her sudden intrusion has shaken up the almost rancid atmosphere that clings and smothers the air in the room.

Wait! You think she might've actually saved you here. They're too busy looking at her to remember the faux pas you did! Hopefully! That might not actually be the case, but they're distracted! They're off-balanced now!

Colt lowers his voice to a whisper. "Kill shot." He curtly commands. "Shoot your kill shot. Now."

Quincy would offer some advice, but he's too busy scribbling down almost arcane-looking sigils on the whiteboard. He's doing everything in his power to make things right.

Nine? You don't want to look at Nine. She's staring daggers at you and, to be quite frank, you do not blame her. This meeting has completely gone off the rails. You need to fix it before it gets any worse.

How do you want to recover your momentum? You feel like you're almost there. You'd just need to say or do the 'right' things. Choose three
>Hey, Nine, can you bail us out? Please? Thank you? (She'll certainly get things rolling again, no check needed. Expect her to ask for a favor later.)
>Leverage some pressure on the robot girl. She agrees with you! She's the weak link amongst the judges! (DC 88, +26 to roll. Winning over a judge would be REALLY beneficial, for obvious reasons.)
>Attempt to win over the companies that don't like you. KLEANE's one, but there's a few other faces you don't recognize. (DC 75, +18 to roll. Winning over your detractors would make wrapping up the meeting easier.)
>Shift the topic slightly. Call in the representatives from the companies you won over. Let them explain how reliable you, and your product, is. (+GOODWILL with a handful of random companies. Will increase the difficulty of future SPONSORSHIPs.)
>Swallow your pride. Apologize to the judges. You should've taken this with a bit more grace. (DC 68, +8 to roll. Might earn you some massive GOODWILL with ARC. This will hurt, though, you don't REALLY want to apologize.)
>SHILL. YOUR. MOLD. EVEN. HARDER. CAN'T STOP. WON'T STOP. (---MENTAL HEALTH. +++ATTUNEMENT with HARD TIMES, +GOODWILL with Q&Q, +???)
>Drag Lucy over. She might not be a good speaker but you don't need her to be. She just needs to be herself. (+LUCY RAPPORT. You think something good might happen? Maybe?)
>Fuck it. Double down on your current stance. It's not YOUR fault they're too thin skinned to accept some pushback! (Certainly a bold choice.)
>Write in.

Passed out. Back to our regular schedule.

>>6459582
>>6459593
You know, I used to not really care about birds, but this bird's pretty neat! At least he doesn't shine lights at my face like those dweebs, fwahaha!
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>>6459666
>SHILL. YOUR. MOLD. EVEN. HARDER. CAN'T STOP. WON'T STOP. (---MENTAL HEALTH. +++ATTUNEMENT with HARD TIMES, +GOODWILL with Q&Q, +???)
>Drag Lucy over. She might not be a good speaker but you don't need her to be. She just needs to be herself. (+LUCY RAPPORT. You think something good might happen? Maybe?)
>Hey, Nine, can you bail us out? Please? Thank you? (She'll certainly get things rolling again, no check needed. Expect her to ask for a favor later.)
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>>6459666
>Hey, Nine, can you bail us out? Please? Thank you? (She'll certainly get things rolling again, no check needed. Expect her to ask for a favor later.)
>Drag Lucy over. She might not be a good speaker but you don't need her to be. She just needs to be herself. (+LUCY RAPPORT. You think something good might happen? Maybe?)
>Swallow your pride. Apologize to the judges. You should've taken this with a bit more grace. (DC 68, +8 to roll. Might earn you some massive GOODWILL with ARC. This will hurt, though, you don't REALLY want to apologize.)
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>>6459666
>SHILL. YOUR. MOLD. EVEN. HARDER. CAN'T STOP. WON'T STOP. (---MENTAL HEALTH. +++ATTUNEMENT with HARD TIMES, +GOODWILL with Q&Q, +???)
>Drag Lucy over. She might not be a good speaker but you don't need her to be. She just needs to be herself. (+LUCY RAPPORT. You think something good might happen? Maybe?)
>Swallow your pride. Apologize to the judges. You should've taken this with a bit more grace. (DC 68, +8 to roll. Might earn you some massive GOODWILL with ARC. This will hurt, though, you don't REALLY want to apologize.)
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>>6459666
>Swallow your pride. Apologize to the judges. You should've taken this with a bit more grace. (DC 68, +8 to roll. Might earn you some massive GOODWILL with ARC. This will hurt, though, you don't REALLY want to apologize.)
>Attempt to win over the companies that don't like you. KLEANE's one, but there's a few other faces you don't recognize. (DC 75, +18 to roll. Winning over your detractors would make wrapping up the meeting easier.)
>Drag Lucy over. She might not be a good speaker but you don't need her to be. She just needs to be herself. (+LUCY RAPPORT. You think something good might happen? Maybe?)
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>>6459666
>Swallow your pride. Apologize to the judges. You should've taken this with a bit more grace. (DC 68, +8 to roll. Might earn you some massive GOODWILL with ARC. This will hurt, though, you don't REALLY want to apologize.)
Vincel is just a Low Rung Researcher, he can't be expected to know the corporate culture at a glance within, nor its importance. yes, that's probably the point of the 'mind game', but we just came to pitch product.
>Drag Lucy over. She might not be a good speaker but you don't need her to be. She just needs to be herself. (+LUCY RAPPORT. You think something good might happen? Maybe?)
what could possibly go wrong
>Leverage some pressure on the robot girl. She agrees with you! She's the weak link amongst the judges! (DC 88, +26 to roll. Winning over a judge would be REALLY beneficial, for obvious reasons.)
I want total support from the judges.

seems we already have a good product and they're just finding out who Vincent is now.
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>>6459666
>Hey, Nine, can you bail us out? Please? Thank you? (She'll certainly get things rolling again, no check needed. Expect her to ask for a favor later.)
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>>6459753
>SHILL. YOUR. MOLD. EVEN. HARDER. CAN'T STOP. WON'T STOP. (---MENTAL HEALTH. +++ATTUNEMENT with HARD TIMES, +GOODWILL with Q&Q, +???)
>Drag Lucy over. She might not be a good speaker but you don't need her to be. She just needs to be herself. (+LUCY RAPPORT. You think something good might happen? Maybe?)
Whoops
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>>6459666
>SHILL. YOUR. MOLD. EVEN. HARDER. CAN'T STOP. WON'T STOP. (---MENTAL HEALTH. +++ATTUNEMENT with HARD TIMES, +GOODWILL with Q&Q, +???)
THE POWER OF THE SHILLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Drag Lucy over. She might not be a good speaker but you don't need her to be. She just needs to be herself. (+LUCY RAPPORT. You think something good might happen? Maybe?)
Cute slimegirl, please help
>Hey, Nine, can you bail us out? Please? Thank you? (She'll certainly get things rolling again, no check needed. Expect her to ask for a favor later.)
...What are friends for, right? ;_;
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>>6459666
>Leverage some pressure on the robot girl. She agrees with you! She's the weak link amongst the judges! (DC 88, +26 to roll. Winning over a judge would be REALLY beneficial, for obvious reasons.)
>Attempt to win over the companies that don't like you. KLEANE's one, but there's a few other faces you don't recognize. (DC 75, +18 to roll. Winning over your detractors would make wrapping up the meeting easier.)
>Drag Lucy over. She might not be a good speaker but you don't need her to be. She just needs to be herself. (+LUCY RAPPORT. You think something good might happen? Maybe?)
These corpo rats and soulless homunculi don't deserve an apology.
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>>6459666
Oh man, we made a bunch of high-profile enemies with that little stunt.

>Leverage some pressure on the robot girl. She agrees with you! She's the weak link amongst the judges! (DC 88, +26 to roll. Winning over a judge would be REALLY beneficial, for obvious reasons.)
>SHILL. YOUR. MOLD. EVEN. HARDER. CAN'T STOP. WON'T STOP. (---MENTAL HEALTH. +++ATTUNEMENT with HARD TIMES, +GOODWILL with Q&Q, +???)
>Drag Lucy over. She might not be a good speaker but you don't need her to be. She just needs to be herself. (+LUCY RAPPORT. You think something good might happen? Maybe?)
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>>6459666
>Leverage some pressure on the robot girl. She agrees with you! She's the weak link amongst the judges! (DC 88, +26 to roll. Winning over a judge would be REALLY beneficial, for obvious reasons.)
>SHILL. YOUR. MOLD. EVEN. HARDER. CAN'T STOP. WON'T STOP. (---MENTAL HEALTH. +++ATTUNEMENT with HARD TIMES, +GOODWILL with Q&Q, +???)
>Drag Lucy over. She might not be a good speaker but you don't need her to be. She just needs to be herself. (+LUCY RAPPORT. You think something good might happen? Maybe?)
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>>6459777
+1
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>>6459666
>Leverage some pressure on the robot girl. She agrees with you! She's the weak link amongst the judges! (DC 88, +26 to roll. Winning over a judge would be REALLY beneficial, for obvious reasons.)
>Attempt to win over the companies that don't like you. KLEANE's one, but there's a few other faces you don't recognize. (DC 75, +18 to roll. Winning over your detractors would make wrapping up the meeting easier.)
>SHILL. YOUR. MOLD. EVEN. HARDER. CAN'T STOP. WON'T STOP. (---MENTAL HEALTH. +++ATTUNEMENT with HARD TIMES, +GOODWILL with Q&Q, +???)
Fuck arc
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

SHILL. YOUR. MOLD: 8
LUCY: 11
NINE: 5
PRIDE: 4
WIN OVER: 3
ROBOT: 5

So, we're not going to apologize. You're going to keep pushing your mold no matter what. Can't stop. Won't stop. Can't stop. Won't-
Oh, right, looks like we got a tie for first place. Let's see if we're going to need to do a skill check or not.

(Also, c'mon, it's not shocking ARC would be petty about this.)
1 = NINE HELP US AIE AIE AIE (No skill check)
2 = HEY ROBOT PLEASE HELP (Skill check needed)
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Badda bing, bada boom, looks like we gotta do another skill check. Not my fault. I'm going to need three anons to roll 1d100+26. Let's hope your rolls aren't as bad as last time.

ROBOT PLEASE HELP US (DC 88, +26 to roll)
0 SUCCESSES: Well, you think you just dug yourself into an even deeper hole than before. Haha. (Self explanatory. +-NINE ???)
1 SUCCESS: She's not responding to anything you're saying. Probably for the best? (You have no idea what her allegiance with you is.)
2 SUCCESSES: "Guys. We gotta be better than this. You can't expect him to know every little thing about the culture here." (She's supporting you, but her heart isn't really in it. Better than nothing.)
3 SUCCESSES: "Guys, PLEASE, can we get back on track? He's right, you know! (Wow! She's actually fully on your side! Who would've thunk.)
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Rolled 45 + 26 (1d100 + 26)

>>6460032
I sure hope the dice don't rape us again
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Rolled 18 + 26 (1d100 + 26)

>>6460032
Rolling
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>>6460033
>>6460035
Damn, we're on a chump streak
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It's so fucking Mojover
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Rolled 75 + 26 (1d100 + 26)

>>6460032
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Tell ya what. At this point, you're almost sure you can get away with blindingly obvious bribery, 1 SUCCESS has given you enough leeway with her that bribery is possible.

Do you want to bribe her to, you know, improve the chances she's on your side? You do got some impressive tech she might like.
>Hand her your most prized possession: ACCUMULATED PAST (This will get rid of your strongest item. +++GOODWILL with EVE'S, ++GOODWILL with TIMELESS, automatically grants 3 SUCCESSES)
>Hand her all of the excess junk you got. (-TIMEY-LIMEY, CLOCKWORK SCRAP, and ANDROID REPLACEMENT POWER CORE. +1d2 GOODWILL with EVE'S, grants you 2 SUCCESSES.)
>Hand her a small piece of tech. It's all you're willing to spare. (-ANDROID REPLACEMENT POWER CORE. fqX and gM2's rolls will be rerolled by the QM.)
>Accept your failure. [You'll be stuck with 1 SUCCESS and you will like it.)
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>>6460063
>Hand her your most prized possession: ACCUMULATED PAST (This will get rid of your strongest item. +++GOODWILL with EVE'S, ++GOODWILL with TIMELESS, automatically grants 3 SUCCESSES)
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The abno crow ask Colt for bread. Caw*
It even provide a dollar coin for Colt to buy ze bread. Caw*

>>6460063
>Hand her all of the excess junk you got. (-TIMEY-LIMEY, CLOCKWORK SCRAP, and ANDROID REPLACEMENT POWER CORE. +1d2 GOODWILL with EVE'S, grants you 2 SUCCESSES.)
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>>6460063
>Hand her your most prized possession: ACCUMULATED PAST (This will get rid of your strongest item. +++GOODWILL with EVE'S, ++GOODWILL with TIMELESS, automatically grants 3 SUCCESSES)

Spend money to make money! This things gonna be our end-game gigs potion that we’re always afraid to use otherwise.
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>>6460063
>>Hand her all of the excess junk you got. (-TIMEY-LIMEY, CLOCKWORK SCRAP, and ANDROID REPLACEMENT POWER CORE. +1d2 GOODWILL with EVE'S, grants you 2 SUCCESSES.)


ACCUMULATED PAST is far too valuable, and we've may have a way to replicate it, given enough work and the original to work off of.
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>>6460063
>>Hand her all of the excess junk you got. (-TIMEY-LIMEY, CLOCKWORK SCRAP, and ANDROID REPLACEMENT POWER CORE. +1d2 GOODWILL with EVE'S, grants you 2 SUCCESSES.)
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>>6460063
prefferably
>Hand her a small piece of tech. It's all you're willing to spare. (-ANDROID REPLACEMENT POWER CORE. fqX and gM2's rolls will be rerolled by the QM.)
but
>>Hand her all of the excess junk you got. (-TIMEY-LIMEY, CLOCKWORK SCRAP, and ANDROID REPLACEMENT POWER CORE. +1d2 GOODWILL with EVE'S, grants you 2 SUCCESSES.)
if small piece cant win.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

USE OUR STRONGEST ITEM: vgA, ptz
EXCESS JUNK: rqo, Jbf, IJk, SZ3

The curse has struck again. The overpowered piece of clockwork will go back into the pit again. Oh well. At least you'll have it available in the future, whenever that might be.

Writing now. Oh, and here's a 1d2 for your troubles.

>>6460067
Capitalism is something even a bird can understand.
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Why not just use the anomaly egg to clone Accumulated Past first so we can keep one and then give the Accumulated Past (the original) to them?
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Somehow I managed to not check qst for over a week and missed half our meeting after working half a year or so to get there. Shucks, shame on me. \_0_/

Ideally we should have used ACCUMULATED PAST at the start of the meeting, but seeing as we didn't it's probably best to save it now and go back to our EGG replication attempts later.

And can we try to brainstorm a little on refining our product name? We got the advice that we should strongly tie it to our name a couple of threads ago. I know my own prior inputs to this have been lackluster (Vinnie's Mold and the Cruz/cruise/choose/chews wordplay stuff), but I still think inserting our name or so egging would improve the brand marketability. Maybe 'Uncle Vincent's Mojo Chew'? Or Dr. Vincent's to increase the healthiness suggestions? Or insert Redmond as a brand mascot? Anybody got a good idea?
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>>6460108
You've actually tried that before. That's how you got TIMEY LIMEY/CLOCKWORK SCRAP. It was also difficult to do in a controlled setting, let alone in a room surrounded by ARC officials and sponsorship company representatives. I think it'd probably derail the meeting if you did an impromptu anomalous egg cloning experiment.

>>6460109
>Somehow I managed to not check qst for over a week and missed half our meeting after working half a year or so to get there. Shucks, shame on me. \_0_/
Hey, the meeting's still not over! (Sadly.) Glad to have you back, anon. You still got time to alter the course of things. It's my fault for taking so long to get here if anything.
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>>6460063
>Hand her your most prized possession: ACCUMULATED PAST (This will get rid of your strongest item. +++GOODWILL with EVE'S, ++GOODWILL with TIMELESS, automatically grants 3 SUCCESSES)
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>>6460093
We’re gonna sit on this thing right up until the final confrontation with Vincent’s mom THE HEART, aren’t we?
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Grin and bear it, Vinc. Vincey. Vince. Vinny. There's about a billion ways you can corrupt your name, but you're still a fixer at the end of the day. You see a problem, you fix it, and you're in the middle of one real big problem.

They don't respect you anymore. They don't hate you per se, otherwise you'd be dead right now, but you did the gravest sin a worker like you could commit. You were unprofessional. Even though they were unprofessional first, you're several ranks and titles below them. You're so far down on the corporate ladder, it's a miracle you're here.

You're not going to apologize. They might expect you to get down on your knees and kiss their feet, like a groveling worm, but you're better than that. You're going to keep pushing forward with your pitch.

Nine seems to read what's going through your mind. She stops tensing her shoulders, letting her arms lay limply by her side. She's relieved you're not going to pull another stunt again.

You wave Lucy over, or well, you try to. The suffocating blanket of smog smothering the meeting hall has left everything looking the exact same shade of grey as you. She somehow manages to figure out you were waving her over and, like the smoke slithering through the air, she slithers right to your side.

"U-uhm. S-so, w-what's g-going on? I-I mi-missed half of the meeting, i-it seems! Ha...ha?"

The smoke around the three judges parts slightly. Ms. White's stern scowl wavers by the tiniest amount. There's no real sympathy behind it but there's a recognition of sorts in her eyes. Recognizing that you're willing to, presumably, help someone like Lucy out. "Hm."

"WHAT AN INTERESTING SPECIMEN. I DID NOT KNOW YOU ASSOCIATED WITH ANOMALIES."

"W-what? N-no, n-no, t-this happened to be BECAUSE of an anomaly, y-yes." Lucy swivels her head around, worried that the masked official's comment might've gotten security on her ass. "I-I'm a researcher. A r-researcher who works with, u-uh, Vincent here. I-I even worked with him on s-several of the n-names and s-slogans he has pitched."

"U-uhm, I g-got a few more, actually!" Lucy 'snatches' the marker from Hidaka's hand. She struggles to uncap it, so you have to silently help her out with help from SLUMBERING WISH. With that little incident settled, she moves to scribble down as many brand motto and product names as she possibly can.

Two of the judges, and countless other officials, all watch on with equal measures of pity and intrigue. At least they seem to be enjoying her presence a lot more than yours.

The only judge not paying attention to her is the one who seems the most sympathetic to you specifically: the robot. Her soft pink metal 'scales' shudder slightly as she makes eye contact with you. Is she looking at you with pity? Disgust? Empathy? It's almost impossible to say.

You approach her seat while everyone else is distracted by Lucy. You know how to speak in a corpo's language: blatant bribery! Now, what would a robot like her want?
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Ah. Here we go. You deposit about a handful's worth of scrap material, including a power core, directly into the robot's awaiting hands. You catch a glimpse of one of the officials, another robot, it seems, staring at you. He doesn't say anything about you, obviously bribing one of his fellow automatons.

If anything, he seems to be proud of what you did. He's clearly more interested in recording what he saw in a notepad instead of, say, calling you out.
>+2 GOODWILL with EVE's!

"Name's Cathy." The screen-faced robot whispers to you. "I get it. We're not friends because of this, okay? I just think you deserve a fair shake."

"Fairs." You're not going to argue the point. You got enough friends and coworkers as is. You return to Lucy's side without a moment to spare. Everyone is staring at what Lucy scribbled down on your whiteboard, as if she had written down the answer to an insanely challenging math theorem.

There's a cute little drawing of a red lizard on the board, surrounded by thousands of scribbled out mottos that Lucy tried (and failed) to make up on the spot.

"A lizard mascot? Interesting art style. It'd pop out amongst the rest of the stock." Ms. White actually appears impressed by the mascot in question. "Do you have a name for it?"

"R-redmond!" Lucy is practically melting where she's standing. One of your coworkers must've told her about your new lizard friend while you were distracted.

"HOW QUAINT. DO WE HAVE ANY RECORDS OF A NICOTINE PRODUCT WITH SUCH MARKETING?" The masked official scratches his 'chin', actually considering the viability of the mascot. "THE KIDS ALWAYS TALK ABOUT 'CUTE AND MARKETABLE' THINGS. COULD WORK. COULD WORK." Somehow, dragging Lucy along was a good idea.

You check to see if Cathy's ready to go along with your spiel. She gives the signal by winking at you (or what counts as such given her screen-face). Right. Time to spring into action. You flutter your eyes as you prepare to look like a poor, innocent beggar, scrambling for any scrap of corporate affection.

"Cathy, look, you see the potential in our product. I KNOW you see it. I know you want to agree with me here."

Cathy pretends that your words are making her uncomfortable. That sympathetic reflex you have kicks in again when her fellow executives and officials lock onto her with hateful glares. Your skin bristles again. The metallic scales that make up her body shimmer again as she continues to play her part.

"Indeed." Hidaka joins the conversation with a tell-tale click of the tongue. "The culture of a company can often be confusing. Very confusing. One slip up should not devalue our product."

"If any of y'all should have a fuckin' problem with anyone, it's me!" Colt steps to the center of the room. He spreads his arms out, trying to take up as much of the room as possible. The flag wrapped around his body flutters in an invisible breeze "Why aren't your slant eyes looking at me, you gook-faced niggerfaggots? Huh?"
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"Nahhh. Ya gotta get all riled up because my fellow American here decided to speak the truth."

Nine has to fight back the urge to skin Colt alive with every inch of her resolve. The fact the judges haven't immediately tried mauling Colt, though, dampens her bloodlust. "My associates are correct. You must admit you have some sympathy towards Vincent's situation. If I was in your shoes, I too would feel the same desire to protect his character."

>2 SUCCESSES!

Cathy pretends to slump her shoulders in defeat. She's only going along with this because you bribed her. "Guys. We gotta be better than this. You can't expect him to know every little thing about the culture here."

"He knew exactly what he did." Ms. White tries to dismiss Cathy's issue with outright dismissing your product over a little corpo shuffle. "We want to associate with people who are professionals. People who are in control of themselves and their emotions."

"INDEED. IF HE'S WILLING TO ASSOCIATE WITH PEOPLE LIKE THAT PATRIOT, OR THAT MYSTERIOUS MASKED FIGURE, OR-"

"Oh, shut up!" Cathy drops the acting for a second. "Like we're any better! You wear a creepy mask too, you knockoff Jason tryhard!"

The masked executive flinches at Cathy's outburst. Ms. White clenches her teeth as she prepares to reprimand her fellow judge. "This is unbecoming of you. We are supposed to be impartial. We're not supposed to pick favorites."

"And yet you're willing to throw away a profitable product over a singular social faux pas? I thought you were better than Mr. Yellow."

Ms. White bares her teeth but that's all she does. If nothing else, she's better than Mr. Yellow in one regard: not taking the bait. "We have standards here, Cathy, we really do."

"And I think the standards are stupid, because we've already lost track of what his mold is even about. Vincent, please, continue with your pitch."

That single command activates your neurons like a sleeper agent. You press your body as close to the whiteboard as possible, trying to practically merge with it, as you prepare to write down everything you can about your product. With five assistants by your side, it shouldn't take too long to recap everything to the SPONSORSHIP COMPANY officials.

You absolutely need to recap, given how sidetracked you were for the last twenty or so minutes. Your mouth moves on its own. Your teeth feel like they're beginning to rot out of your mouth. The acrid taste of rust and oil stains your tongue. Your eyes still work, but you're not really 'seeing' anything. You only really see faint colors and words floating amongst your vision.

You babble.
You draw.
You babble.
You draw.
You babble.

You empathize the profitability of your product. You draw.
The taste seeps further into your tongue. You babble.
Your mottos are becoming even more incoherent, barely resembling anything a human would write.
New names, new slogans. New product lines. New mascots.
Your fellow workers fill in the gaps.
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Your body keeps moving on its own. Your eye's twitching. You taste blood on your tongue, mixing with the oil and rust. You hear something grinding away in your neck. Gears inside of your body. You're a machine, made to produce and sell mold. That is what you are.

Can't stop. Won't stop. Their eyes are all on you. Their attention. Those greedy little eyes are all on you. And your fellow workers too, yes. You're a machine. You say as much. You promise them that you'll generate enough profit that ARC can last for eons.

ARC won't stop. It can't stop. You're here to sell them a solution, all they need to do is to buy it. Buy. Sell. Invest. Invest more. Buy high, sell low. ROI of 5000%. Energy production skyrocketing. YOU CAN SELL THEM EVERYTHING THEY NEED FOR THE REST OF TIME.

SET GOALS. HAVE A TEN-YEAR PLAN. INVEST. WAKE UP EARLY. CEO MINDSET.

Then, you shudder.

For the first time in what must've been half an hour, an actual human thought passes through your head. The rest of your group is still busy trying to fix up the whiteboard so it DOESN'T look like it was made by a madman who was having an anomaly-induced meltdown.

Your ears finally pick up on the sound of at least thirty different executives murmuring along to what you were saying. It sounds like what you were saying in your trance must've been REALLY convincing to them. They're not really saying anything coherent either. All of it is vaguely corporate, like they're so used to speaking in jargon that the actual meaning of the jargon doesn't matter.

You think you're on a good pace. Heck, even Ms. White has calmed down, as if she's fully forgotten about your little 'mind-game' induced hissy fit.

How do you want to try to wrap up your pitch? You doubt you'll have much time left before they make their final judgement.
>What do they think THEY want out of your product? Emphasize the customizability of your mold, its flavor, and its properties to the crowd.
>Keep going with what's working so fast. Babble in corporate jargon and hope they don't realize you're saying nonsense.
>Finish it off with a personal story. A little flare to really make the product yours. Something about your parents, maybe.
>Don't say anything. Let THEM decide how they should feel. You said all you needed to.
>Let Nine speak on your behalf. You trust her. Plus, she probably won't agitate any of the corpos here.
>Let Colt and co. speak. You brought your coworkers along for a reason, and they're all good speakers in their own way.
>Remind everyone in attendance that they NEED this to improve employee morale. The carrot is as important as the stick here.
>Another angle might work. (Write in. Combine two plans into one? Propose something else?)

>>6460129
Perhaps. Perhaps not. Maybe you can use it this update to unlock something. Who knows?

>>6460095
Thread never. This update never actually happened.
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>>6460184
>Let Nine speak on your behalf. You trust her. Plus, she probably won't agitate any of the corpos here.
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>>6460184
>Let Colt and co. speak. You brought your coworkers along for a reason, and they're all good speakers in their own way.
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>>6460181
>"THE KIDS ALWAYS TALK ABOUT 'CUTE AND MARKETABLE' THINGS. COULD WORK. COULD WORK."
Buddy. Mister. Sir. This is a nicotine product. Please don't try to market it in a kid-friendly way.


>>6460184
>Let Colt and co. speak. You brought your coworkers along for a reason, and they're all good speakers in their own way.
They've interjected here and there. Let's give them their time to shine.
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Whisper of a Uncertain Yesterday ask Nines to acquired a book form the library.

>>6460184
>Let Colt and co. speak. You brought your coworkers along for a reason, and they're all good speakers in their own way.
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>>6460184
>Let Nine speak on your behalf. You trust her. Plus, she probably won't agitate any of the corpos here.
Let her vent
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>>6460184
>Let Colt and co. speak. You brought your coworkers along for a reason, and they're all good speakers in their own way.
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>>6460184
>Let Nine speak on your behalf. You trust her. Plus, she probably won't agitate any of the corpos here.
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>>6460184
>Let Nine speak on your behalf. You trust her. Plus, she probably won't agitate any of the corpos here.
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>>6460184
>>Let Nine speak on your behalf. You trust her. Plus, she probably won't agitate any of the corpos here.
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>>6460184
>Let Nine speak on your behalf. You trust her. Plus, she probably won't agitate any of the corpos here.
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>>6460228
>Please don't try to market it in a kid-friendly way.
[Have you seen what vape companies have done? This wouldn't exactly be that far off.]

>>6460324
I <3 MOLD.

>>6460229
Remember, trust every weird anomaly who wants to give you a book. Nothing bad can happen.

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NINE, SPEAK: 6
COLT AND CO, SPEAK: 4

Pretty cut and dry. If it's any consolation, you're probably going to be taking a step back from talking yourself, considering the only things you can taste right now are ash, rust, and motor oil. The others will get their time in the spotlight this update.

Writing. Hopefully won't take too long, but you know how my upload schedule is.
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You take a bow, disappearing behind the whiteboard so the others can talk. You said all you needed to say. You start to imagine what's going on in Nine's head...

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You can not be Nine.
Outside observation of Nine's thoughts is not allowed.
Rerouting back to Vincent
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Nine takes the stage now that you're done babbling. "Again, I do apologize for everything that has happened at this meeting. I will, again, repeat this to the audience for the sake of clarity. I know how hard it is for certain groups or individuals to keep track of certain details."

"After all, I presume everyone in attendance is already forgetting what I am saying. I apologize. I do quite like the sound of my own voice."

Nine cleans her throat as she prepares to change the topic. "This group is made up of a mish-mash of researchers and office workers. This can, and will, continue to impact the brand. We can acknowledge that, obviously, and it would be foolish of me not to.

Your other coworkers try to say something, but none of them are able to speak over Nine.

"Though, are we truly in any position to judge them for their faults? Are we not, as a group, equally as disjointed? Shall I list off all the companies here? EVE'S ELECTRONIC EMPORIUM, TIMELESS INCORPORATED, QUALITY AND QUANTITY INC, WARDEN SECURITY SERVICES, and the list simply goes on."

"All WE share in common is that we care about making MONEY." Nine swings her arms through the air to clear the smoke. "The man himself, Vincent, does not matter beyond what he can provide to us. Hidaka. The board."

"Ghm. Yes." Hidaka is a bit shocked she even gets to speak right now. "Again, all it would take to get our product ready is a grant for manufacturing equipment. Our product can sell itself, with or without extraneous details like 'marketing'. A cheap, affordable product is what the consumer wants."

"I would normally question marketing it to kids. From an ethical standpoint." Hidaka's offhanded comment gets a chorus of boos and jeers from the audience. Okay, they have to be playing it up now, there's no way they're THAT obviously evil. "Yes, yes, I know. Very bad. Ethics are gross."

That gets a roaring applause from the- oh, come on. Your face contorts into a grimace of disgust at how obviously performative all of this is. This is why you're letting Nine handle this.

"Is this not what ARC wants? We have created the perfect product. An excellent substitute."

"R-right! R-right, s-so, w-we got e-everything we need f-for a product." Good marketing. A w-workable name. I-it's even f-feasible to scale up its pro-production as needed!" Lucy tries everything in her power to not melt on the spot. Having dozens of eyes all leering at her is not doing wonders for her mental health.

>LUCY MENTAL HEALTH: MELTING

"S-so, l-like, g-give us m-money? T-tht-t...that's why we're here, right? T-to ask for funding? L-look, I-I'm winging i-it here, sorry."
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The audience of corporate suits almost seems to sympathize with her. There's a few that are laughing AT her, yes, that's to be expected but the others? They're looking at her like they're imagining themselves in her position.

Perhaps out of nostalgia over how simple their lives used to be, before they were granted unreasonable amounts of money and power. Perhaps she reminds them of someone they used to know. At least they're not trying to escort her out of the room.

"Colt?" Nine mimics the tell-tale tongue click Hidaka usually makes. "Do you have something you wish to say for the audience?"

"Heh." Colt leans his body against the whiteboard, most likely smudging some critical information out of existence. "What is there to say? I ain't gonna tell y'all that we got some mystic product that'll suck the soul through your dick. I ain't that kind of liar, unlike the rest of y'all."

"What I bring to this operation is saying the truth. The shit none of you are willin' to say, because you're a bunch of pansy ass bitches who spend all day-."

"Colt." The way Nine said his name carries one simple message: that was his first and ONLY warning. She knows he's going to get carried away otherwise.

"And that's what you need," He picks up on it just in time to swerve his rant somewhere else. "to 'market' to people these days. They're used to ads that lie to them and shit, showing them dolled up food and AI-generated sludge."

Cathy mumbles under her 'breath', but otherwise she stays quiet.

"Americans need a brand they can trust. They need a brand they feel safe buying from. They need something that's consistent. Cola Cola. Lay's. McDonalds. What do they all share in common, folks?"

Everyone, from your group to the judges to the audience members, all say the exact same word in unison. Even Ms. White, as cold and distant as she is, sings along with the crowd.

"Reliability."
"R-reliability."
"RELIABILITY"
"Reliability!!!!

"Exactly!" Colt cracks a slanted, almost warped sneer. A parody of a smile. God, he's starting to look AND sound like a shady salesman. "That's exactly what we need, people. And we are the group that can provide you with RELIABLE service. RELIABLE, AMERICAN-OWNED PRODUCTS at a CHEAP, AFFORDABLE PRICE. THE PROFIT MARGINS ON THIS BITCH ARE **THROUGH THE ROOF.**"

"C'MON, Y'ALL, LET'S MAKE AMERICA PROFITABLE AGAIN. WHO'S WITH ME? WHO'S WITH ME???"

The crowd roars with what can only be described as animalistic fervor. The energy Colt was pouring into his word had spread throughout the meeting hall like a sickness. The booths are now a mess of thrashing limbs and gnashing teeth, like they smell blood in the water.

Colt's sneer corrodes into something that matches the expressions the other officials are showing. "MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!"

"MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!" The crowd returns his chant. Are you in a fucking k-hole right now? You snap your head towards Nine, but she's perfectly content to let this ride out.
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Apparently, this is how ARC operates! Who would've known. Well, you should've.

She seems proud of Colt, if you can trust what little of her face you can see underneath the mask.

"Now. I believe Quincy should finish off our speech. May we hide our all consuming hunger for the flesh and meat of our lessers for later?"

"Khem." Quincy clears his throat as he waits for everyone else to calm down. "Now, it should be no surprise I have agreed to work with Vincent's group. And by proxy, QUALITY AND QUANTITY shall associate with him."

"As we can clearly see from this smudge Colt left," Quincy smacks his hand across the white board. "The product's profitability will rapidly scale with every 'SPONSORSHIP COMPANY' that agrees to work with him. With my authority alone, it should increase by 1.2x. This will only grow higher and higher with each new company who signs a partnership with him."

"And we all benefit from it. Now, I know we have our differences. I want nothing more than to rip the scales off of a Harvester. Cathy wants nothing more than to cave ExTINCTION CORP representative's head in. We can all agree we want this one thing, though."

"And in that, we can set aside our differences in the name of profit. Why waste a golden goose like Vincent?"

Nine finishes off the round of speeches with a polite round of applause. The crowded meeting hall responds with their own wave of applause. A comforting blanket of silence falls over the hall, mixing in with the smoke that has shrouded most of the hall.

"...FEH." A deep, heavily modulated voice groans from within the fog. That came from the CLEANER, you assume. "PREDICTABLE."

"WELL," the masked judge pretends to ignore the CLEANER. "THEY SAID THEIR SPIEL. THEIR TIME IS UP. WHAT SHOULD OUR VERDICT BE?"
"For absolutely no reason, I think we should approve funding!" Cathy would be lying through her teeth, if she had any.
"Benny. Cathy." Ms. White calmly addresses her cohorts. "Let us deliberate in private. Cleaner, please escort us to our chambers.

The heavily armored guard grumbles to himself as he moves to escort the judges to god knows where. The smoke is making it impossible to tell where they're going.

"I think we did a good job." Nine turns around so she can address her own cohorts. "There could have been more grace in our pitch. Especially from you, Vincent, but we managed to salvage it."

Your skin bristles at the obviously backhanded statement. As much as you loathe having to admit it, she's not wrong. You need to know when indulging your pride is worth it or not.

You hear a door creaking open. Three pairs of footsteps approach the now empty seats. The judges take their rightful spots, ready to deliver their verdict.

"We will fund your operation." Ms. White, for the first time in ages, smiles. It's barely noticeable but it's a smile nonetheless. "We had some interesting discussions with various officials who wanted to support your product."
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"We will start you off with two spare rooms we have in LAYER 2. We will retrofit them with whatever surplus equipment we're able to get from Q&Q and EVE's. Plus a few other companies who have decided to support you."
>CIGARETTE MOLD PRODUCTION will be FAR easier. You will generate an additional 8+1d2 CIGARETTE MOLD per day without even trying, on top of your passive mold production during a shift!
>CIGARETTE MOLD is now valued at $270 per sample!

Cathy offers a sheepish grin, almost embarrassed by the fact she actually supported you. 'Benny' doesn't bother saying a word. He seems to be bored of this whole 'meeting' charade.

"One of my colleagues, a certain Mr. Rust, did everything in his power to convince us to give you more. So, to assist you with your anomalies, so you could focus more effort on actually producing what's important? We'll also upgrade all of your containment cells, and that pesky little INSIGHT MODULE of yours, absolutely free of charge.
>+10 MAX MOOD to all current and future anomalies!
>Your INSIGHT MODULE will heal your MENTAL HEALTH after you work on an anomaly!

You wait for them to continue but all you get from them is a wave of self assured murmuring. You were expecting a lot more than that. You put so much work into your pitch and that's all they gave you? A few upgrades and two rooms, that's it? Where's your millions of dollars for this product they all want? Your product is good enough to go on a national level as is!

Maybe it's greed. Maybe it's a desire to 'get' back at them, but you want MORE. The question is...

Do you want to push for more? Do you claim your rightful prize? Choose one.
>Quit while you're ahead. Stick with what they gave you. You got a good thing going here. (++GOODWILL (ARC). You'll get more choices to pick from during SPONSORSHIP and ANOMALY SELECTION votes.)
>You deserve a promotion, at the very least! Can't they grant you that? (You'll become a Level 2 Researcher on the spot. You can explore more of the facility, your dorm and lab will be expanded and upgraded, and you'll get more respect from ARC officials.)
>Cathy is holding something out to you. Take it. (You'll receive...something. Something good. That's all you can say.)
>Push them for a little more help with the production aspect of your operation. (DC 75, +20 to roll. Could improve your CIGARETTE MOLD production and value by a sizable amount!)
>Address the sponsorship companies in attendance. Take this chance to earn as much support from them as you can. (DC 77, +28 to roll. Could massively increase your GOODWILL with several companies, unlocking certain unique and powerful products.)
>Your coworkers deserve their fair share, don't they? Ask the judges if they can give something to them. (DC 68, +15 to roll. This should improve the traits and equipment your various coworkers have.)
>You got something else you want. (Write in.)

Would've posted earlier. Got a real nasty headache right now.
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>>6460697
>Quit while you're ahead. Stick with what they gave you. You got a good thing going here. (++GOODWILL (ARC). You'll get more choices to pick from during SPONSORSHIP and ANOMALY SELECTION votes.)
>Offer each judge a sample of SEATIME MOLD as a gift and explain to them what that variant can do. (Let's try to win more goodwill with them)
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>>6460697
>Quit while you're ahead. Stick with what they gave you. You got a good thing going here. (++GOODWILL (ARC). You'll get more choices to pick from during SPONSORSHIP and ANOMALY SELECTION votes.)
Just be thankful the corporate struggle session is over.
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>>6460697
>Quit while you're ahead. Stick with what they gave you. You got a good thing going here. (++GOODWILL (ARC). You'll get more choices to pick from during SPONSORSHIP and ANOMALY SELECTION votes.)
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>>6460697
>Cathy is holding something out to you. Take it. (You'll receive...something. Something good. That's all you can say.)
Guys? this is a FREE GIVEAWAY!!
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>>6460697
>Cathy is holding something out to you. Take it. (You'll receive...something. Something good. That's all you can say.)
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>>6460697
>You deserve a promotion, at the very least! Can't they grant you that? (You'll become a Level 2 Researcher on the spot. You can explore more of the facility, your dorm and lab will be expanded and upgraded, and you'll get more respect from ARC officials.)
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>>6460697
>Cathy is holding something out to you. Take it. (You'll receive...something. Something good. That's all you can say.)
And that's all left to do here
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>>6460697
>Cathy offers a sheepish grin
Cute

>Cathy is holding something out to you. Take it. (You'll receive...something. Something good. That's all you can say.)
Not feeling confident after our failed stunt
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>>6460727
ROBOTS are CUTE
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>>6460697
>As much as you loathe having to admit it, she's not wrong. You need to know when indulging your pride is worth it or not.
Heh. More proof of us anons being prideful on Vincent's behalf.
Also, officially or not, we owe all of our friends here a massive favor each. They all went above and beyond in making this pitch work.
For that matter, the Q&Q rep really went to bat for us as well, despite how recently we met.

>Cathy is holding something out to you. Take it. (You'll receive...something. Something good. That's all you can say.)
I really don't want to push our luck any further than needed, and this seems like a quiet option.
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>>6460697
>You deserve a promotion, at the very least! Can't they grant you that? (You'll become a Level 2 Researcher on the spot. You can explore more of the facility, your dorm and lab will be expanded and upgraded, and you'll get more respect from ARC officials.)
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>>6460697
>>Quit while you're ahead. Stick with what they gave you. You got a good thing going here. (++GOODWILL (ARC). You'll get more choices to pick from during SPONSORSHIP and ANOMALY SELECTION votes.)
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>>6460701
+1

As a sidenote, once we're out of this place- we should dispense our hugpoint to Lucy at the end of the day. Her mental health needs it.
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>>6460697
>You got something else you want. (Write in.)
Ask if they or any of the companies here happen to have a convenient solution to contain the Deerfox shade, as it seems to be attempting to resolve one of our anomalies that produces a valuable material, (explain the use cases for 199x’s bile as fuel), and we believe the shade itself it is quite powerful and therefore likely quite profitable as well. With representatives from a bunch of specialized companies and the experienced higher ups here, we may have an opportunity to get some good countermeasures/containment equipment so we can get her into our extra cell (and give 199x a chance to reconcile on his terms)
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Shame I missed the meeting; I was screeching like a baboon at anons apparently choosing NOT to take the auto-win options at every chance when we dumped so much AP into pitching this, especially when Vinny’s built and characterized to take the consequences of doing so like a champ…

>>6460697
>Cathy is holding something out to you. Take it. (You'll receive...something. Something good. That's all you can say.)
That said, let’s take the unique reward for succeeding one of those “unnecessary” rolls while we have the opportunity to do so. I suspect it has to do with a machine like her not failing to notice the exact flavor of attunement slips Vince experienced during his SHILL breakdown, especially if it was possible for people other than him to hear them.
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>>6460697
>Cathy is holding something out to you. Take it. (You'll receive...something. Something good. That's all you can say.)
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ROBOT CREATURE, GIVE US OUR ILL GOTTEN GAINS: 7
QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD: 5
PROMOTION, PLEASE: 2
GIVE THEM SEATIME: 1
DEERFOX SHADE HELP, PLEASE: 1

It appears that the power of feminine robots is coursing through your veins. (Doesn't hurt that she's offering you a mystery box option).
Considering the meeting itself is done and we're just wrapping things up, this should be a shorter (and ideally quicker) update overall. Writing.

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>>6460742
>For that matter, the Q&Q rep really went to bat for us as well, despite how recently we met.
He's a stand in for the company in general, and from what you know of Q&Q, they're basically populated entirely with (slightly less self aware) Vincents. Of course he's supporting you.

>>6460861
You may have two HP (HUG POINTS) to spend. Use them wisely today.

>>6460703
Just two bros, chit-chatting about a fucked up evil cat.

>>6460961
Judge.
Jury.
Executioner.
Be glad you didn't get killed.

>>6460978
>I suspect it has to do with a machine like her not failing to notice the exact flavor of attunement slips Vince experienced during his SHILL breakdown, especially if it was possible for people other than him to hear them.
You don't know the exact details of what you said during your trance, but it's very likely that your excessive attunement with it caused you to say some certain phrases that Cathy was able to pick up on.
Plus, you literally bribed her.
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>>6461104
>You may have two HP
Use it on Cathy RIGHT NOW
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>>6461107
IN PUBLIC?
IN FRONT OF THE OTHER ARC REPS?
IN FRONT OF THE REST OF THIS MEETING COURTROOM?
No way man, no way

>>6461104
Meanwhile, I request we hug Hidaka
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>>6461178
IN PUBLIC?
IN FRONT OF THE OTHER ARC REPS?
IN FRONT OF THE REST OF THIS MEETING COURTROOM?
No way man, no way
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>>6461195
>>6461107
>>6461178

I kind of forgot what SACA looked like
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>>6461199
Beautiful
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>>6461199
SACA was given a more humanoid body
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>>6461199
I think SACA looks a bit like the assaultron robots from Fallout 4. I remember somebody actually made a 3d model of her once. We should hire her next shift, it's been a while since we've seen her and she's pretty useful.
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>>6461206
Found it in thread 3.
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It's a wire lizard-thing eat ze lizard-thing world.
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finally caught up with this after reading through the QM's previous quests, and i come bearing GIFTs.
or well, a GIFT. i'd have more if i knew how to draw at all. alas, alack.

as a side note, i hope vincent's weird fucking blood sacrifice bullshit gets brought up by someone at some point. he just does that shit like it's completely normal and somehow it just works, even on totally mundane shit like the harvester's heate-
oh my fucking god it's because he's the HEIR OF BLOOD isn't it
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You know when to cut your losses. Your head is still firmly attached to your neck. Despite one of your failed stunts causing some 'difficulties', you managed to correct course enough to successfully land the pitch. That's all you NEEDED to do.

Hell, if you did your job right, you distracted Ms. White long enough to satisfy one of the dozen of requests/sidequests in your backlog. That doesn't mean you're 100% satisfied with the results you got. You still think you could've gotten more. Maybe if you leaned on Nine a bit more, maybe if you pushed a different angle, something different could've happened.

Ah well. That's life. You can only do so much. You'll have to thank your coworkers once you're out of here. They did a great job supporting you. You might even need to pay them a little more, since it's not like money will be much of an issue. Math wise, worst case scenario, you're earning $2430 from your extra mold alone.

While you're deliberating over what to do, you get a glimpse of Cathy through the smog of cigarette smoke. You never thought you'd see a robot blushing. Well, to be specific, her screen is lit up in such a way as to mimic human blushing. Her hands are fidgeting with something about the size of one of those old brick phones.

"I'll be right back." You make your way towards the flustered robot to see what's up. You might as well talk to her, you did bribe her up the nose (or what counts for one).

She practically leaps out of her seat the second she realizes you're standing in front of her. Her metallic scales vibrate and shimmer with what might've been serpentine grace...if she wasn't shaking like a leaf. She almost immediately regains her composure, but wow, yeah, no wonder why you picked her as your bribery target.

Ms. White clearly noticed her fellow judge's reaction, but her attention shifted somewhere else. Her pale fingers tap away at her desk as she chit-chats with someone over the phone. "Yes, yes, we have to reschedule that meeting about the neural suppressor- What do you MEAN you're bored of it already?"

Ms. White then lowers her voice to an unintelligible whisper. Whatever conversation they're having, it is becoming increasingly heated.
>SIDEQUEST COMPLETE! +$300 from RUDOLF. Next time you see Rudolf, you'll get to ask him two questions about CLASSIFIED MATERIAL!

"Soooo." Cathy's screen glitches for a second. "Uhm. Look, can we pretend like this never happened? This whole meeting rig-a-ma-roll? It was kinda a bad look for me and, well-"

"I didn't really see anyone care that I bribed you."

"No, no, no." Cathy waves her free hand in a dismissive notion. "I'm not supposed to pick favorites WITHOUT a bribe. It's, well, that's how things here work. You're supposed to bribe your judges. It's called being business savvy, you know!"

You don't say anything at first. This only causes the robot to fidget even more. You know what? At least she's not Venti. You'll count your blessings where you can get them.
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"Uh huh. I understand if it's a pride thing, I do. You saw how I was acting back there." It's weird how you can be this casual with someone who's far higher on the totem pole than you. Maybe it's because you already got what you wanted from her.

"Speaking about that!" Cathy taps her metallic fingers on the desk. "The others didn't notice but I did. You weren't the only one talking back there, were you?"

So she did pick up on that. You're not shocked, she is an ARC employee who's been here long enough to reach roughly the same rank as Ms. White. "I'm not going to deny it."

"Machines have a certain way of speaking. LLMs have really obvious tells, and that's what most of my 'family' works on. Far larger models than what's publicly available but still. Anomalous machines, though? You just know." Cathy reaches a hand out to you. You crane your head slightly to see what she's holding out.

The first item is a long, rectangular hunk of steel that's been lazily welded and shaped into something resembling a brick phone. Exposed wiring spills from tiny gaps where the welding has weakened or failed. An eerie hum seems to radiate from the hunk of steel whenever you move it.

The second one is something between an ID card and a credit card. It has a photo of Cathy on it, but you can tell it's several years out of date, since her chassis and screen-face are both noticeably cheaper and shittier. Written on it is 'VALID FOR EVE'S ELECTRIC EMPORIUM PURCHASES."

The last item is a paper voucher from TIMELESS INCORPORATED. On it, it reads 'Valid for 4 'time units', as determined by TIMELESS INCRPORATED'S universal time system (UTS).' It's made of high quality paper, but that's all that's noteworthy about it.

"It's just bribery, yeah. Bribing you to become, well, a loyal associate of EVE'S. Mmh hmm." Cathy's 'eyes' dart away, trying to focus on any other spot. Did speaking like one of your anomalies short circuit her or something? Does she see something in you? Or was she desperate for any kind of attention? Who knows, and you don't care.

CATHY LOOT OBTAINED!
>CHD-521-A (Also known as CATHY'S HANDMADE DISCOMBOBULATOR. 3 uses. Automatically grants +1 SUCCESS on any check against an INANIMATE ANOMALY or robotic/mechanical personnel. Cathy is, obviously, immune. Duh.)
>EVE VIP CARD (Has $1000 on it. This cash can only be used to buy products or services from EVE'S)
>TIMELESS VOUCHER (Next shift, you'll gain +4 TIME TOKENS. -4 DC to reverse-engineering ACCUMULATED PAST during the shift that this is active.)

"Thank you for the 'bribes'." You wink at her, if only because you feel like that's what she's expecting. You stuff your ill-gotten gains into your trash bag of an inventory. There's this strange voice in your head telling you to do something stupid. Something about hugging a robot?

Instead of humoring that thought, you shake Cathy's hand. You gotta stay professional. The last thing you want to do is get into trouble for inappropriately hugging someone.
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Your group has already left by the time you're done talking with Cathy. You promptly exit the meeting hall to rejoin with the others.

God. The moment you step outside, your lungs scream with relief at being able to breathe FRESH air. Hidaka and Lucy are both lying on the floor, hacking and wheezing as they try to get as much fresh air as possible. Lucy had practically bonded to the floor at this point.

Colt tries to act tough, but his lungs give out on him next. He tries to mask his wheezing by pretending it's just him yawning, but he's not fooling anyone.

Nine and Quincy don't even register what the others are doing. Nine, that makes sense, she has a gas mask on. You'd expect Quincy to have some kind of reaction though.

Instead, Quincy bows towards you now like he's your servant. "My job here is done. We here at QUALITY AND QUANTITY INC must ask that you continue to work with us. Your brand has proven itself to be quite valuable."

"It is strange to see a member of a SPONSORSHIP COMPANY sticking his neck for us. Your kind usually do not perform such charitable acts of kindness." Nine cocks her head, like she's staring at one of those weird magic eye paintings.

"It would be a waste of time explaining all of the reasons we decided to associate with Vincent. We would be here all day."

"Perhaps." Nine has already lost interest in this conversation. "We have other matters to intend to, so if you would not mind, may we go our separate ways?"

"Of course." Quincy wastes no time. He vanishes into the (far thinner) crowd of wageslaves and other suited stooges. Now, it's just you and your posse. You kneel down to help Lucy back to her feet. You pick her up by her arms, but her legs are still pretty melted, so you have to let her lean against you for support.

Does this count as a hug? Eh. You'll let this be a freebie. You keep an arm wrapped around her, keeping her against you as support while she solidifies. She's warmer than usual, and not really in a bad way. "So, are you guys ready for that contract I have to do?"

"I-I-I'll pro-probably pass." Lucy's voice bubbles up from deep inside her melted core. "I-If you don't mi-mind. T-tired."
You pat the poor slime girl on the back. She did her best.

"As ready as I will ever be. Let us continue with this banal list of chores. Perhaps this contract will at least offer some entertainment value, unlike the dreck those suits were spewing like wet vomit."

"As long, hhh, as long as I get to shoot someone? I'm game." Colt finally stops coughing. "I'm sick of talking and talking and talking. Let me fuckin' shoot someone."

"I'll power through." Hidaka answers dryly. "One last thing on the docket. Then we're done, right? Just focus on that, everyone."

After having to power their way through that clusterfuck of a meeting, something has changed in your coworkers. You sense that there's untapped potential bubbling inside each of them.

CHOOSE ONE RAPPORT UPGRADE FOR EACH COWORKER!
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NINE
>"They have not changed since I last saw them. Pitiful worms." [CORPORATE LIQUIDATION. ARC OFFICIALS and SPONSORSHIP REPS will suddenly be a lot more cordial around you. -15% discount to all catalog products, plus you’ll get access to some rare and other impossible to obtain ARC items.]
>Something about Nine’s body is different... [REAWAKENED IMPLANTS. Nine passively regenerates PHYSICAL HEALTH, and she gains a sizable stat bonus to ALL of her physical abilities.]
>"It would be in your best interest to rely on me. You can trust me." [SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT. Twice per shift, Nine may add +1 SUCCESSES to *any* skill check.]
>”It was my fault. For not expecting this. I need to readjust how I will assist you in the future.” [CONTINGENCY PLANS. Nine will passively prepare caches and other emergency supplies, allowing you access to them on a per need basis.]

COLT
>"Gotta get stronger. I ain't gonna be a pussy next time." [MEATHEAD AND MEATBODY. +++MAX PHYSICAL HEALTH. Colt now has a massive bonus to all endurance based rolls!]
>He isn’t saying anything. There's a fire burning in his bloodshot eyes. [PATRIOTIC ATTUNEMENT. His two artifacts will both gain massive upgrades to their general potency, plus he’ll have a sizable bonus to all rolls during combat]
>"In between. There’s something in between." [MYSTERY MAN ATTUNEMENT. Due to his exposure to the MAN, Colt seems different somehow. Your group will gain a sizable bonus to all STEALTH rolls while Colt is in the party. The MAN will now cost no money to hire.]
>"I will never awake from the American dream." [A PATRIOT'S DREAM. Does nothing. When the time comes, it'll awaken into a VERY powerful trait.]

LUCY
>"I-it was nice seeing you ge-getting this far, V-vincent." [I <3 MOLD. Lucy will passively work on MOLD related R&D, steadily improving the value of your mold. She also gets a sizable bonus to all rolls involving botanical/mold based anomalies.]
>For some reason, the flower growing from your wrist seems drawn to her. [MEEK UPGRADE. She’ll passively offer useful advice to either help or stop ANOMALY RESOLUTION. Whenever you receive an ARTIFACT, she'll gain a slight stat boost related to its properties]
>"T-thank you. F-for everything, V-Vincent, I really do mean it." [YOUR BEST RESEARCHER. Lucy will cost no money to hire, and when you hire her, she'll give you various samples from anomalies she researched!]
>"O-one of the reps told me I-I had to d-diversify my lists and skills and uh well SACA is pretty nice and-" [WRENCH WENCH. Working on INANIMATE ANOMALIES will always cost 0 TIME TOKENS, and skill checks involving machinery or advanced technology will be far easier when she's around.]

(1/2)
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HIDAKA
>"Those 'things' back there. You can't even BE human around them." [MARKETABLE EMPLOYEE. While HIDAKA is in your party, you earn more GOODWILL from corporations, and she'll give useful hints on how you should interact with them.]
>"We're better than them. We're not like them. We're stronger than them." [SHIMMERING PRIDE. ++++MAX MENTAL HEALTH. You'll earn far more RAPPORT with Hidaka when you pick checks with a DC of 85 or higher.]
>"Time is money, and money is time. That's the only thing TIMELESS got right." [PUNCTUALITY. Hidaka gives more TIME TOKENs when hired, and she has a small bonus to all checks involving temporal anomalies or technology. ++GOODWILL (TIMELESS)!]
>"There's a 'flow' you can follow. Once you actually pay attention." [FINE-TUNED INSTINCTS. Hidaka will gain a sizable bonus to PERCEPTION checks, and she'll automatically detect if someone's currently watching you. Good for doing things ARC, or other companies, wouldn't approve of.]

I'm proud of you, Heir.

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Welp, better late than never. Trust me, this day is going to end eventually.

>>6461281
Glad to have another voter reading my quest. Hope you stick around for the wild ride.
>SPOILER
Yeah, it is pretty weird how sacrificing your blood helps you, isn't it? Anyone's guess who's benefiting from a blood sacrifice.

Also, don't we all deserve a deranged antisocial wageslave?

>>6461199
I kneel, anon. I fvcking knvvl.

>>6461216
Remember to check up on ASHTON later. For no particular reason.

>>6461112
To keep your Lucy from turning into sludge, it is recommended you do not expose her to stressful situations, and to keep the room's temperature at a comfortable 20–22 °C (68–72 °F)
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>>6461307
+1 Success is great and almost always useful
>"It would be in your best interest to rely on me. You can trust me." [SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT. Twice per shift, Nine may add +1 SUCCESSES to *any* skill check.]

MYSTERY BOX, THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
>"I will never awake from the American dream." [A PATRIOT'S DREAM. Does nothing. When the time comes, it'll awaken into a VERY powerful trait.]

Should help with keeping Hard Times
>For some reason, the flower growing from your wrist seems drawn to her. [MEEK UPGRADE. She’ll passively offer useful advice to either help or stop ANOMALY RESOLUTION. Whenever you receive an ARTIFACT, she'll gain a slight stat boost related to its properties]
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>>6461307
>"They have not changed since I last saw them. Pitiful worms." [CORPORATE LIQUIDATION. ARC OFFICIALS and SPONSORSHIP REPS will suddenly be a lot more cordial around you. -15% discount to all catalog products, plus you’ll get access to some rare and other impossible to obtain ARC items.]
>"I will never awake from the American dream." [A PATRIOT'S DREAM. Does nothing. When the time comes, it'll awaken into a VERY powerful trait.]
>"T-thank you. F-for everything, V-Vincent, I really do mean it." [YOUR BEST RESEARCHER. Lucy will cost no money to hire, and when you hire her, she'll give you various samples from anomalies she researched!]
"There's a 'flow' you can follow. Once you actually pay attention." [FINE-TUNED INSTINCTS. Hidaka will gain a sizable bonus to PERCEPTION checks, and she'll automatically detect if someone's currently watching you. Good for doing things ARC, or other companies, wouldn't approve of.]
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>>6461305
>Did speaking like one of your anomalies short circuit her or something?
Does... does she want to meet HARD TIMES?

>>6461306
>As ready as I will ever be.
>As long, hhh, as long as I get to shoot someone?
>I'll power through.
I think our coworkers are gaining attainment with HARD TIMES themselves Or with Vincent. This has been a stupidly long, stressful day, and they're still game? I'm impressed.


>>6461307
>"They have not changed since I last saw them. Pitiful worms." [CORPORATE LIQUIDATION. ARC OFFICIALS and SPONSORSHIP REPS will suddenly be a lot more cordial around you. -15% discount to all catalog products, plus you’ll get access to some rare and other impossible to obtain ARC items.]
The SUCCESSES is very tempting, but I worry we will promptly forget it's a thing. And I'm not sure if it requires her to be with us to work?
>"I will never awake from the American dream." [A PATRIOT'S DREAM. Does nothing. When the time comes, it'll awaken into a VERY powerful trait.]
Delayed gratification best gratification.
>For some reason, the flower growing from your wrist seems drawn to her. [MEEK UPGRADE. She’ll passively offer useful advice to either help or stop ANOMALY RESOLUTION. Whenever you receive an ARTIFACT, she'll gain a slight stat boost related to its properties]
>"Time is money, and money is time. That's the only thing TIMELESS got right." [PUNCTUALITY. Hidaka gives more TIME TOKENs when hired, and she has a small bonus to all checks involving temporal anomalies or technology. ++GOODWILL (TIMELESS)!]
PRIDE is tempting, but after our flub I can't go for it.
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>>6461308
>"It would be in your best interest to rely on me. You can trust me." [SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT. Twice per shift, Nine may add +1 SUCCESSES to *any* skill check.]
>"I will never awake from the American dream." [A PATRIOT'S DREAM. Does nothing. When the time comes, it'll awaken into a VERY powerful trait.]
>"O-one of the reps told me I-I had to d-diversify my lists and skills and uh well SACA is pretty nice and-" [WRENCH WENCH. Working on INANIMATE ANOMALIES will always cost 0 TIME TOKENS, and skill checks involving machinery or advanced technology will be far easier when she's around.]
>"Time is money, and money is time. That's the only thing TIMELESS got right." [PUNCTUALITY. Hidaka gives more TIME TOKENs when hired, and she has a small bonus to all checks involving temporal anomalies or technology. ++GOODWILL (TIMELESS)!]
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>>6461307
>Someone has to do it
>Patriot’s Dream
>I <3 Mold
>Shimmering Pride

If I understand rapport correctly, that it is the resource required to gain new traits on companions, we can get a lot of rapport for new upgrades with Hidaka in the future with 2 automatic successes using Nine’s someone has to do it against any machines with that device we just got next time we hire them both.

For that matter, are someone has to do it and CHD 521 A insurance we can use if we are about to fail or pre cast buffs we have to use before we do an action?
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>>6461307
NINE
>"They have not changed since I last saw them. Pitiful worms." [CORPORATE LIQUIDATION. ARC OFFICIALS and SPONSORSHIP REPS will suddenly be a lot more cordial around you. -15% discount to all catalog products, plus you’ll get access to some rare and other impossible to obtain ARC items.]
COLT
>"In between. There’s something in between." [MYSTERY MAN ATTUNEMENT. Due to his exposure to the MAN, Colt seems different somehow. Your group will gain a sizable bonus to all STEALTH rolls while Colt is in the party. The MAN will now cost no money to hire.]
LUCY
>"O-one of the reps told me I-I had to d-diversify my lists and skills and uh well SACA is pretty nice and-" [WRENCH WENCH. Working on INANIMATE ANOMALIES will always cost 0 TIME TOKENS, and skill checks involving machinery or advanced technology will be far easier when she's around.]
HIDAKA
>"Time is money, and money is time. That's the only thing TIMELESS got right." [PUNCTUALITY. Hidaka gives more TIME TOKENs when hired, and she has a small bonus to all checks involving temporal anomalies or technology. ++GOODWILL (TIMELESS)!]
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>>6461307
>>6461308
NINE
>REAWAKENED IMPLANTS
Reawakened Joy of Carnage...

COLT
>A PATRIOT'S DREAM
It's his future

LUCY
>WRENCH WENCH
I like the idea of her diversifying. It fits her character

HIDAKA
>SHIMMERING PRIDE
Eventually she won't be able to take it anymore and pin Vincent to the wall, and...
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>>6461335
>still game?
Vincent's wageslave energy is infectious.
>trait question
I'd say Nine would have to be there to let you get the free successes, but Nine has a habit of showing up and interfering with your stuff while off the clock.

>>6461365
Unless specifically said otherwise, you can use items as a reactive 'OH SHIT' button. It's an item that only works on a certain subset of targets. If you're trying to talk down a Harvester or deal with a non-machine anomaly, for instance, it'd be dead weight.
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>>6461307
>[SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT.]
>[A PATRIOT'S DREAM]
>[MEEK UPGRADE]
>[FINE-TUNED INSTINCTS]
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>>6461308
Wow, so many good options. Though choices.
>"They have not changed since I last saw them. Pitiful worms." [CORPORATE LIQUIDATION. ARC OFFICIALS and SPONSORSHIP REPS will suddenly be a lot more cordial around you. -15% discount to all catalog products, plus you’ll get access to some rare and other impossible to obtain ARC items.]
SOMEONE HAS to do it is really tempting, especially after our rolls of late being kinda underwhelming. REAWAKENED IMPLANTS sound cool too with all the fights we usually get into. But -15% off everything plus a much easier time talking to officials and reps is - assuming she doesn't have to be around for this to work - a too significant upgrade to pass methinks.

>"I will never awake from the American dream." [A PATRIOT'S DREAM. Does nothing. When the time comes, it'll awaken into a VERY powerful trait.]
Can't resist a good mystery box. That said, having COLT and HIDAKA get the stealth/perception upgrades would make for a pretty good infiltration team along with THE MAN. Argunents could be made for the combat upgrades too, of course; especially as he is one of our best assets in this regard already.
>"I-it was nice seeing you ge-getting this far, V-vincent." [I <3 MOLD. Lucy will passively work on MOLD related R&D, steadily improving the value of your mold. She also gets a sizable bonus to all rolls involving botanical/mold based anomalies.] Mold matters. Can't say no to the product that is opening all those doors and providing for us so dearly. And defines us so deeply.
That said, WRENCH WENCH would enable us to get a lot of work done on our inanimate anomalies and/or free us up for other research tasks, so it might be the best option in the long term. MEEK UPGRADE sounds nice too, but hardly as good as one of those two.
>"There's a 'flow' you can follow. Once you actually pay attention." [FINE-TUNED INSTINCTS. Hidaka will gain a sizable bonus to PERCEPTION checks, and she'll automatically detect if someone's currently watching you. Good for doing things ARC, or other companies, wouldn't approve of.] That one is a nice all-around upgrade and will surely come in handy at some point. If we could hire her tomorrow (which we can't), I would be tempted by PUNCTUALITY to help reverse engineer ACCUMULATED PAST and if we hadn't rolled so badly recently I'd love to take SHIMMERING PRIDE, especially as it sounds great for bonding deeper with Hidaka-kun.

>>6461365
That's good thinking for HIDAKAmaxxing. If we can apply the success retroactively (which we probably can) and our Handler agrees that this could work, I'll happily swing my votes regarding NINE and HIDAKA to reflect this idea.

>>6461335
>we will promptly forget
I like to think that our COLT speech rerolls have been cancelled by some anomalous tech from the ARC officials. We surely didn't forget to use those five times or so in a row, right?
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>>6461414
>We surely didn't forget to use those five times or so in a row, right?
Tell you what, that's on me for not remembering. I'll let you cash those in for a bonus reward next update, something roughly analogous to the value you would've gotten for the 6~ rerolls you missed. They're not going completely to waste. (It'll probably be something tied to a sponsorship company, I'll tell you that much)

I did clarify that you can use CHD-521-A retroactively.
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>>6461420
>>6461394
>>6461414
Nice! I was so late in joining this thread (>>6460109), I didn't want to bring it up before.
And since you kinda confirmed we can try to do some HIDAKAmaxxing with this approach, I'll switch my votes to:
>SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT
>A PATRIOT'S DREAM
>I <3 MOLD.
>SHIMMERING PRIDE
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>>6461307
>"It would be in your best interest to rely on me. You can trust me." [SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT. Twice per shift, Nine may add +1 SUCCESSES to *any* skill check.]
I imagine that the cordiality effect of CORPORATE LIQUIDATION doesn't come into effect unless we actually hire Nine, and a catalogue expansion isn't that exciting at the moment. Two auto-successes are taaaaasty, though.

>"I will never awake from the American dream." [A PATRIOT'S DREAM. Does nothing. When the time comes, it'll awaken into a VERY powerful trait.]
Only starting on the mystery box because it's a distinctly different choice from his Attunement getting "better"/"worse"/*more*. The road to efflorescence starts here, I imagine - who'd've thunk he'd be the first of our allies Vince gets to Ayin-/Danteh-speech through a Canto climax?

>"I-it was nice seeing you ge-getting this far, V-vincent." [I <3 MOLD. Lucy will passively work on MOLD related R&D, steadily improving the value of your mold. She also gets a sizable bonus to all rolls involving botanical/mold based anomalies.]
Background research/improvement actions is free TP; simply hiring her will help really get the "it sells itself" ball rolling so we can focus on the *next* big thing, and giving her a better understanding of horticulture+mycology may give her a better understanding of herself. (Plus, this is obviously the least likely upgrade to ever reappear in a future level-up.)

>"Those 'things' back there. You can't even BE human around them." [MARKETABLE EMPLOYEE. While HIDAKA is in your party, you earn more GOODWILL from corporations, and she'll give useful hints on how you should interact with them.]
Holy shit. HOLY SHIT. An upgrade for getting more EXP on a different category of upgrade tracks? It's not as blatant as Colt's mystery box, but this is absolutely Hidaka's "delayed gratification" option, and a contextual one to boot. Always grab the "Level Up Faster" upgrades first, the more upgrades there are yet to collect, the better! I bet it has interesting interactions with Hidaka's orchid item, too, plus knowledge is power when it comes to how we actually compose ourselves.

Honestly, though, Hidaka's the only one this update where ALL the options are winners in my opinion.
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>>6461308
Changing vote in >>6461372 from
>WRENCH WENCH
to
>I <3 MOLD
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>>6461308
>>6461365
>>6461461
*facepalms* And of course it slips my mind that I should take the one that makes furthering its *own* EXP track faster first. I'll have to trust that the cross-track accelerator will still be around later; changing
>"Those 'things' back there. You can't even BE human around them." [MARKETABLE EMPLOYEE. While HIDAKA is in your party, you earn more GOODWILL from corporations, and she'll give useful hints on how you should interact with them.]
to
>"We're better than them. We're not like them. We're stronger than them." [SHIMMERING PRIDE. ++++MAX MENTAL HEALTH. You'll earn far more RAPPORT with Hidaka when you pick checks with a DC of 85 or higher.]

Anons are right that picking auto-win traits for others helps mitigate the hubris we need to get the most out of this.
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>>6461308
>another voter
well admittedly i probably won't be doing too much voting, partially because i don't trust my own judgement and partially because i'd kinda rather just sit back and watch.
i'll still be lurking in the back and maybe making the occasional comment or shitpost, but i'm just along for the ride, really.
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>>6461305
>"It's just bribery, yeah. Bribing you to become, well, a loyal associate of EVE'S. Mmh hmm." Cathy's 'eyes' dart away, trying to focus on any other spot. Did speaking like one of your anomalies short circuit her or something? Does she see something in you? Or was she desperate for any kind of attention?
The less human a woman is, the more appealing they find Vincent. Not even clanker foids are immune. There was also that ETF robot gal in the gambling den way back.

>>6461307
>>6461308
NINE
>"They have not changed since I last saw them. Pitiful worms." [CORPORATE LIQUIDATION. ARC OFFICIALS and SPONSORSHIP REPS will suddenly be a lot more cordial around you. -15% discount to all catalog products, plus you’ll get access to some rare and other impossible to obtain ARC items.]
Nine secretly bullying corpos into being nicer to her favorite wage slave.
COLT
>"I will never awake from the American dream." [A PATRIOT'S DREAM. Does nothing. When the time comes, it'll awaken into a VERY powerful trait.]

LUCY
>For some reason, the flower growing from your wrist seems drawn to her. [MEEK UPGRADE. She’ll passively offer useful advice to either help or stop ANOMALY RESOLUTION. Whenever you receive an ARTIFACT, she'll gain a slight stat boost related to its properties]

HIDAKA
>"There's a 'flow' you can follow. Once you actually pay attention." [FINE-TUNED INSTINCTS. Hidaka will gain a sizable bonus to PERCEPTION checks, and she'll automatically detect if someone's currently watching you. Good for doing things ARC, or other companies, wouldn't approve of.]
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>>6461307
>"They have not changed since I last saw them. Pitiful worms." [CORPORATE LIQUIDATION. ARC OFFICIALS and SPONSORSHIP REPS will suddenly be a lot more cordial around you. -15% discount to all catalog products, plus you’ll get access to some rare and other impossible to obtain ARC items.]

>"In between. There’s something in between." [MYSTERY MAN ATTUNEMENT. Due to his exposure to the MAN, Colt seems different somehow. Your group will gain a sizable bonus to all STEALTH rolls while Colt is in the party. The MAN will now cost no money to hire.]
I like the stealthmaxxing

>"O-one of the reps told me I-I had to d-diversify my lists and skills and uh well SACA is pretty nice and-" [WRENCH WENCH. Working on INANIMATE ANOMALIES will always cost 0 TIME TOKENS, and skill checks involving machinery or advanced technology will be far easier when she's around.]
WW sounds like the name of a pin-up piece
>>6461308
>"There's a 'flow' you can follow. Once you actually pay attention." [FINE-TUNED INSTINCTS. Hidaka will gain a sizable bonus to PERCEPTION checks, and she'll automatically detect if someone's currently watching you. Good for doing things ARC, or other companies, wouldn't approve of.]
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>6461471
Eh, same difference. As long as you're enjoying the quest that's all that matters. (Normally I'd say you'd be good for tiebreaks, but I just coinflip most of those now). Glad to have you along nontheless.

>>6461409
He can’t shiver in the cold forever. He'll have to do something sooner than later.

>>6461616
Anons? The horse is here. The horse is here. The horse is here. The horse is-

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TRAIT TALLY

NINE
SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT: 6
CORPORATE LIQUIDATION: 5
AWAKAENED IMPLANTS: 1
"This was the obviously correct choice."

COLT:
AMERICAN DREAM: 10
MYSTERY MAN: 2
The american dream will never die.

LUCY
MEEK UPGRADE: 4
BEST RESEARCHER: 1
WRENCH WENCH: 3
I <3 MOLD: 4
Ah. Seems like we need a coin flip to help her to decide how she feels.

HIDAKA
FINE TUNED INSTINCTS: 3
PRIDE: 5
PUNCTUALITY: 4
We're better. Stronger. You understand, right, Vincent?

Speaking about coinflips, basically everything has a majority aside from Lucy. Pretty fitting all things considered, but I'm not gonna badger a lurker for three hours to functionally flip a coin himself.
1 = MEEK UPGRADE
2 = I <3 MOLD
Whatever I get, I'll start writing.
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>>6461307
>>"They have not changed since I last saw them. Pitiful worms." [CORPORATE LIQUIDATION. ARC OFFICIALS and SPONSORSHIP REPS will suddenly be a lot more cordial around you. -15% discount to all catalog products, plus you’ll get access to some rare and other impossible to obtain ARC items.]
>"In between. There’s something in between." [MYSTERY MAN ATTUNEMENT. Due to his exposure to the MAN, Colt seems different somehow. Your group will gain a sizable bonus to all STEALTH rolls while Colt is in the party. The MAN will now cost no money to hire.]
>"O-one of the reps told me I-I had to d-diversify my lists and skills and uh well SACA is pretty nice and-" [WRENCH WENCH. Working on INANIMATE ANOMALIES will always cost 0 TIME TOKENS, and skill checks involving machinery or advanced technology will be far easier when she's around.]
>"There's a 'flow' you can follow. Once you actually pay attention." [FINE-TUNED INSTINCTS. Hidaka will gain a sizable bonus to PERCEPTION checks, and she'll automatically detect if someone's currently watching you. Good for doing things ARC, or other companies, wouldn't approve of.]

>>6461667
dammit
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>>6461668
Probably for the best you missed, since you would've caused another tie, kek.
Hey, there's going to be another vote coming up soon.
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The first thing you noticed changing is Colt's posture. It's a very slight change, almost imperceptible to the naked eye, so you almost don't see it at first. The muscles in his body are gradually, and you do mean GRADUALLY, loosening up. Like a pressure valve of stress has been opened, and his body is finally able to vent out over a decade of stress from his old job.

The barrel of his rifle reflects light in an odd manner, as if the light itself is bending to make the barrel 'shine' brighter.

He almost begins to say something, but he gets about halfway through the first word before he stops himself. "Nah. I ain't gonna do that." He addresses nobody in particular. "Speeches are for people who like the sound of their own voice too much."

"Vince." He addresses you with a uncharacteristically warm tone. "Don't wake up from your dream." Before you can answer, his attention shifts over to Hidaka. "So, hoochie mama-"

"Don't." "I had to try."
>+A PATRIOT'S DREAM

Lucy is still leaning against you for support. At least she has had a chance to solidify, now that she's no longer on the corporate stage. SLUMBERING WISH seems to be really interested in her all of a sudden. The flower is doing its best to comfort her. It is rubbing its petals against her face in a soothing motion, which only causes her flesh-sludge to coat its petals.

Your previously dormant ARTIFACTs are shaking inside your satchel, seemingly drawn to the mass of flesh-slime resting against you. It's not a physical force that's drawing them to her, you know that much. The answer to this strange reaction comes from Lucy herself as she speaks up.

"T-those g-guys back there w-were f-freaks. I-I, uhm, I s-shouldn't be saying that right now. I know. B-but, h-heck, t-the anomalies we w-work with are...better than them."

"I-I dunno, is that we-weird? Anomalies are s-simply...more human- uh! D-don't read into that."
>+MEEK UPGRADE!

"It is a statement with some merit." Nine cranes her head to the side in a way that almost looks painful. "Those who disregard their own humanity, to succumb to the thoughts of their reptilian brain, are less human than those who accept the chains of the human condition."

"Like our mutual friend, our self-sacrificial 'leader'. He who is ensnared by the chains from his new obligation as an ARC researcher, and from the very core of his own being."

"The hell are ya talking about?" Colt scoffs. "I don't see any chains."

"I am speaking in a metaphorical sense, of course, but you learn to sense certain things." Nine's gaze falls upon you. The blood coursing through your veins freezes solid. You keep a neutral, level expression even as your body locks. "Please, feel free to loosen your bindings."

"It would be in your best interest to rely on me. You can trust me. A leader needs a loyal advisor, after all." Is she trying to sound shady on purpose? No wonder she used to be an ARC executive.
>+SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT.
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Hidaka bristled at her masked coworker's voice. "We don't need an advisor." Pride creeps into her voice. A familiar kind of pride. The kind of pride you feel after working your ass off all day and seeing the results of your work.

"Your help is appreciated, yes. Don't let it get to your head though. Or, actually?" Hidaka flashes a toothy smile. "Nevermind. Let it go to your head. We're better than anyone here. Better than the corporations and their lap dogs. Better than the judges. They just don't know it yet."
>+SHIMMERING PRIDE!

"The bigger they are, the harder they fall." Nine seems to hold little interest in what Hidaka is saying. It knocks the winds out of Hidaka's sails for a moment. "Shall we leave? I grow tired of standing around, engaging in dialogue that will go nowhere."

"Finally, someone speakin' my language. Let's get the hell outta here."

"S-see y-you guys l-later." Lucy finally manages to solidify enough to stand on her own. She pulls away from you with a wet, sticky squelch. "I-I hope I-I'll see y-you again later, V-vincent."

Your other coworkers say their goodbyes to Lucy. You're already going to have someone tagging along during this next contract anyways. Now, it's just a matter of finding a way out of this damn meeting hall. You'll pick a random direction and hope to god that you'll find some way out of here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY4r7menoek - LAYER 2

It took almost half an hour to find your way back into the main section of LAYER 2; that familiar maze of samey grey hallways that requires a map to even traverse. The exact details on how you left the meeting hall evade you. You're starting to suspect it's antimemetic in nature, since when you asked your coworkers about it?

None of them could give you a straight answer. Hidaka could only shrug, Nine is uncharacteristically quiet. Colt's the only one who seemed to have an actual answer.

"There's, like, this door in between two hallways. Like a gap between. We left through it, I think." Colt gestures to the path right behind you. You have no idea what you're talking about, there's no door anywhere within your line of sight.

"It would be in your best interest not to dwell on that thought." It took a second to register, but she actually sounded scared there.

Hidaka immediately opens her mouth, ready to question Nine. The sound of encroaching footsteps shuts her up before she even said a single syllable out. Everyone (except you) gets their weapons out, ready to fire upon the approaching stranger the second they turn around the corner.

The tension is immediately dissipated once you see who it is. You'd recognize that artificially red hair anywhere. God, it's been a while since you've seen her.

Ashton freezes up mid-stride when she sees that there's about four guns pointed at her. Your coworkers holster their weapons in the blink of an eye.

"wow!" She breaks the silence with a wispy laugh. "long day?"
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"We may or may not be a bit stir-crazy." You try your best to smile. It looks like you're grimacing in pain, or that you're being electrocuted as punishment for crimes against humanity.

"hehehehe." Still, it's enough to get a laugh out of the Harvester. "gosh, you don't say."

Her smile wanes slightly when she gets a better look at everyone standing before her. Even without her improved Harvester senses, she can certainly sense that everyone has gone through a lot today. Especially you, but that's par for the course. That's your role as a leader!

"you really do need to take better care of yourself." She closes the gap between the two of you. You flinch as her hand rests against your face. Her palm feels rough but gentle, at the same time. It's not a bad feeling. "have you even taken a break today or?"

"He slept for approximately thirty minutes, UTS time, during a shift."

Ashton shakes her head, muttering worried-sounding gibberish to herself. "please tell me you're done for the day."

"Uhhh, would you be mad if I said I had something to do?" You do everything in your power to make your smile more 'genuine' looking. It doesn't comfort her in the slightest.

"you're going to get yourself killed one of these days." Ashton softly caresses your cheek. You don't know how to feel about her touching you. It's not unpleasant, though. "can you promise me you're going to come back in one piece?"

"Y-"

She lowers her voice to an almost inaudible whisper. "and please, stop bleeding yourself dry. you're not cattle. i don't know why you do it but no matter the reason, it's not worth it."

"...Okay. I'll try." That's all you can promise her. You know that, worse comes to worst, you'll go back to your old ways. She senses the hesitation in your voice and for a moment, the two of you just look at each other. It feels nice having someone to worry about you. Someone who actually cares about how you're feeling.

"there you go." She pulls her hand away from your face. "so! do you guys need anything? i still got, like, hours on my patrol route so i probably can't join."

"What's his name again?" Hidaka's the first to speak up. "Angel? Looking for him. Something about Vincent's contract."

"oh. contracts, right, that stupid soldier- well! i talked to him about an hour ago. i think he's ready to meet you at a break room in layer 4." Great, that's where you're going next. "see ya guys later! see ya later, vincent!" Your friends let her pass by without any complaint, letting her fade into the mess of hallways behind them.

You're given about two seconds of silence before your patriotic friend breaks it. "Well, well, well. Look at the Vinmaster, getting all sorts of attention from the ladies."

"Shut up." There's no actual annoyance in your voice. "She's nice. That's all there is to it."

"If you wish to see it as such. Shall we actually get back to work?" Nine places a hand on her hip, shifting her posture slightly to accentuate her growing impatience.
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"Please." Whatever reservation Hidaka (rightfully) has over Nine, she puts them aside for now. "I agree with the masked one. Can we go already?"

Right, right, right. You can't get distracted by stupid things like 'people being nice to you'. You got a job you have to do. You let Nine borrow your map of LAYER 2, so she can lead the way.

Thankfully, it doesn't take long to find an elevator down to LAYER 4. The ride down was thankfully uneventful. You were worried that some nonsense would've happened to delay your ride, but at least you're given a break there.

You've dealt with LAYER 4's weird border patrol-esque system enough that it's frictionless at this point, so you're back to the grid-based series of corridors that make this place different from the other layers. "Alright. Follow me, and we shall arrive at our destination post-haste."

Nine practically breaks into a sprint the moment she finishes speaking. Colt immediately hauls ass after her, while you and Hidaka both lag behind. Neither of you are particularly great runners but you got enough endurance to keep a steady pace.

Hidaka struggles to keep up with you, so you have to slow down so she can keep pace with you. Honestly, you're shocked YOU have enough energy to run, let alone Hidaka and the others. At least you can blame your endless endurance on HARD TIMES or something.

You finally catch up with the others, with Hidaka practically collapsing against you as she tries to catch her breath. If the placard next to the door Nine's by is correct, it appears you have arrived at your destination. "Nine, did you REALLY have to make us run?"

"Trust the process."
"Fuck your 'process'." Hidaka wheezes. Her face is bright red from having to run after everything that's happened today.

Colt pounds his fist against the door. "Yo! Angel! It's us, c'mon, let us in."

"The door's open." Your brother's voice, quiet and reverent, calls out from the closed door. "It isn't locked, if that's your concern."

"No, like, isn't it polite for a host or whatever to open the door for his guests?" Colt leans against the wall right next to the door. "Ain't priests supposed to be pious and kind and shit like that? Pray the lord, blessed be?"

An exhausted sigh that sounds like one you'd make. "Child, is this really the hill you want to die on?"

"I'm fifteen years older than you, ya can't be calling me-"

Nine interrupts this weird attempt at a dick measuring contest with one simple action: actually opening the door like a human. With one twist of her gloved hand, what would you know, the door opens. Wow. If only Colt could learn the mystical arts of 'doorknob mechanics."

Colt huffs air through his nose. "Way to ruin the mood." He hisses through clenched teeth. You head inside without humoring what Colt said. You hope Angel has something actually useful about your latest target.

https://youtu.be/1FCKV91m-0g - ANGEL

The first thing you pick up on is the aroma of scented wax.
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The breakroom has been completely infested with candles of every shade, shape and size. There's enough light inside the room to snuff out your shadow completely. It's almost surreal walking around and noticing that you're not casting a shadow.

Your flower is absolutely eating up the candlelight. You have to yank your arm back, so the dumb flower doesn't set itself ablaze.

The only source of light that isn't coming from a candle is the dull teal embers from your younger brother's cigarette. Teal smoke leaks from the lit end, blanketing the warm candlelight in a faint blueish-green haze. Your brother's body, from his jet black hair to his tanned skin, is covered in flecks of candle wax.

"Before you ask, my brothers and sisters, this is not something wholly of my own will." A pained, contorted smile worms its way onto his face. God, is that the smile you gave Ashton. You hope not. "For it is the Will of a Sponsorship Company. Lux and Wicks, to be exact."

"It is fine. We know the pains of dealing with unruly sponsorships."

"Of course, of course. It is the nature of the beast, isn't it? To be forced to indulge and humor the sinful actions of companies far stronger, and far more powerful, than any of us." Angel takes the cigarette out of his mouth. He flecks a few embers onto the table he's sitting at. "Let us get to brass tacks, shall we?"

Your coworkers join him at the table, while you elect to stay standing. He reaches into a small bag hanging off his robe with one hand while his other hand continues to fleck ashes onto a nearby candle.

His free hand sweeps across the table, leaving behind a trail of hastily scrawled handmade maps. They're clearly made from repurposed pages from old scripture copies, considering the yellowed pages and the bible verses still visible on them.

"I was made aware of a tattooed yurodivy who has been attempting to contact forces beyond our control. He has been harassing my fellow priests on this layer and the layer below." He vaguely gestures at the floor. "One that a certain 'Kevin' told me you've already seen?"

Oh, you completely forgot about that kid. You hope he's doing okay. "That's about the gist of it. My job is to deal with him. Whether that means killing him or not, that's up to me."

"I would prefer to keep him alive, so he may repent. It is better to allow someone to walk down the path of forgiveness than to fully shut them off, wouldn't you agree?" He gives you a knowing look as he asks you that question. Ha. Right, you two still aren't fully on board with each other. You can't really blame him, considering your past together.

"I understand. So, I'm guessing you staked out where he's been?"

"Indeed. I was waiting for backup before moving in." He cracks a smile as he looks at your assorted group of freaks and misfits. "I trust that you brought the right people for the job?"

"Of course he did." "Obviously, duh." "Mmh."

"Right. Now, here are the locations I last saw, or heard about, him"
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"Oh, and for my brother, I have something special for him." Angel reaches his hand back into the satchel. "LUX told me to give you a 'special product', for some pitch you did? I am unaware of the details. I simply follow their whims when I'm contractually obligated to."

Angel draws everyone's attention back to the maps.

You're actually impressed. Your brother can pull his own weight when he needs to. These maps should help narrow down where you need to look, and heck, you're getting a gift too? Sweet.

Which location do you want to head to first?
>RITUAL SITE. Found inside an abandoned computer lab. You've seen this before, on a CCTV system. (Allows you to get a better understanding of WHAT he's trying to do, exactly.)
>ARTIFACT ARCHIVE #L2-A2. For storing and containing unstable and identity-corroding artifacts. (Angel says he's been trying to break into here a lot.)
>ABANDONED CHURCH. Neglected after its owner died. (Likely has some tools and equipment you could use to deal with the madman. Angel would probably like going here.)
>MADMAN DEN #2-1. One of the many small hiding spots the madman hides in. Not officially part of ARC's facility. (It might give you some very useful insight into the madman's deranged mental state.)
>FORMER ASSOCIATE'S LAB. The workplace of a person who once knew the madman. (Might offer a way to peacefully deal with the MADMAN?)
>SPLIT THE PARTY. (Choose two locations, and assign who goes where. There's you, Nine, Hidaka, Colt and Angel.)

What 'LUX AND WICKS' candle do you want? Choose one. These are pretty rare candles, you might not get another one of these for a while.
>ST. SIMEON'S CANDLE. We are fools for Christ's sake. (Passive. Allows you to extract an additional ARTIFACT from the next anomaly you resolve.)
>ST. PADRE'S CANDLE. Wash away the burden of life. (One use. Fully heals all MENTAL and PHYSICAL HEALTH.)
>ST. DAMIAN'S CANDLE. Sleep well. (Two uses. Against a contained anomaly, it immediately raises their MOOD to full, and prevents it from lowering or increasing for the rest of a shift.)
>ST. MUERTE'S CANDLE. Memento Mori. (One use. Unknown properties. Will consume itself on use, when the time is right.)

>>6461742
Always trust ze bugs. You should love ze bugs. You should eat ze bugs.
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>>6461872
>SPLIT THE PARTY.
>RITUAL SITE. (Angel, Nine, Hidaka)
>FORMER ASSOCIATE'S LAB. (Colt, you)

>ST. PADRE'S CANDLE. Wash away the burden of life. (One use. Fully heals all MENTAL and PHYSICAL HEALTH.)
I HAVE AN IDEA. We could use this to fully heal or at least improve LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE health.
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>>6461872
>Split the party. ABANDONED CHURCH with Vincent, Nine and Angel. RITUAL SITE with Hidaka and Colt
>ST. MUERTE'S CANDLE. Memento Mori. (One use. Unknown properties. Will consume itself on use, when the time is right.)
Moar mystery box!!
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>>6461872
>SPLIT THE PARTY. (Choose two locations, and assign who goes where. There's you, Nine, Hidaka, Colt and Angel.)
>RITUAL SITE. (Angel, Nine, Hidaka)
>FORMER ASSOCIATE'S LAB. (Colt, Vincent)

>ST. PADRE'S CANDLE. Wash away the burden of life. (One use. Fully heals all MENTAL and PHYSICAL HEALTH.)
We could use this to fully heal 199X and prepare him for his reunion with his bitchy gf next shift.
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>>6461865
>The blood coursing through your veins freezes solid. You keep a neutral, level expression even as your body locks. "Please, feel free to loosen your bindings."
guys i think we made a mistake

>"wow!" She breaks the silence with a wispy laugh. "long day?"
You have no idea.

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"Uhhh, would you be mad if I said I had something to do?"
Welp, she immediately slipped past our defenses. Not sure I like that.

>You can't get distracted by stupid things like 'people being nice to you'.
Good man.

>"Before you ask, my brothers and sisters, this is not something wholly of my own will." A pained, contorted smile worms its way onto his face. God, is that the smile you gave Ashton. You hope not. "For it is the Will of a Sponsorship Company. Lux and Wicks, to be exact."
I wouldn't be against an Angel Quest segment, one of these days. Man's similar to Vincent is a lot of ways, for obvious reasons, but his options are a fair bit more narrow, which would make for a unique vibe and playstyle.
Also, dunno the particulars of the deal, but this particular sponsorship is one of the coolest visually I can recall. YES, I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE

>>6461870
>RITUAL SITE. Found inside an abandoned computer lab. You've seen this before, on a CCTV system. (Allows you to get a better understanding of WHAT he's trying to do, exactly.)
Know thy enemy.
Understanding his motivations will go a long way toward unraveling this mystery.
>ST. SIMEON'S CANDLE. We are fools for Christ's sake. (Passive. Allows you to extract an additional ARTIFACT from the next anomaly you resolve.)
Considering how rare artifacts are, this is extremely valuable.
BACK, MYSTERY BOX DEMON! BACK!
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>>6461891
+1
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>>6461898
>guys i think we made a mistake
That's what anons get for not voting in favor of the option where Nine threatens corpos into liking Vincent. The obviously superior option, CRONYISM.
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>>6461891
+1
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>>6461872
>FORMER ASSOCIATE'S LAB. The workplace of a person who once knew the madman. (Might offer a way to peacefully deal with the MADMAN?)
Our brother wants a peaceful option, plus perhaps we can gain something from meeting another researcher.
>ST. MUERTE'S CANDLE. Memento Mori. (One use. Unknown properties. Will consume itself on use, when the time is right.)
Sounds like it has something to do with death, we are already collecting mystery boxes so might as well grab another.

Please do not split the party, that is an incredibly bad idea tracking a dangerous person in layer 4…
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>>6461872
>FORMER ASSOCIATE'S LAB. The workplace of a person who once knew the madman. (Might offer a way to peacefully deal with the MADMAN?)
>ST. PADRE'S CANDLE. Wash away the burden of life. (One use. Fully heals all MENTAL and PHYSICAL HEALTH.)
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>>6461872
>SPLIT THE PARTY. (Choose two locations, and assign who goes where. There's you, Nine, Hidaka, Colt and Angel.)
Angel & Vince go to ABANDONED CHURCH. Nine, Hidaka, & Colt go to RITUAL SITE.
>ST. SIMEON'S CANDLE. We are fools for Christ's sake. (Passive. Allows you to extract an additional ARTIFACT from the next anomaly you resolve.)
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>>6461872
>RITUAL SITE. Found inside an abandoned computer lab. You've seen this before, on a CCTV system. (Allows you to get a better understanding of WHAT he's trying to do, exactly.)

>ST. MUERTE'S CANDLE. Memento Mori. (One use. Unknown properties. Will consume itself on use, when the time is right.)
Gotta have a revive on hand
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>>6461898
LÅDA!
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>>6461872
>FORMER ASSOCIATE'S LAB. The workplace of a person who once knew the madman. (Might offer a way to peacefully deal with the MADMAN?)

>ST. SIMEON'S CANDLE. We are fools for Christ's sake. (Passive. Allows you to extract an additional ARTIFACT from the next anomaly you resolve.)
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Reminds me of hidaka https://x.com/gosari_draw/status/2097332689552716081
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>>6461872
>RITUAL SITE. Found inside an abandoned computer lab. You've seen this before, on a CCTV system. (Allows you to get a better understanding of WHAT he's trying to do, exactly.)

>ST. DAMIAN'S CANDLE. Sleep well. (Two uses. Against a contained anomaly, it immediately raises their MOOD to full, and prevents it from lowering or increasing for the rest of a shift.)
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>>6461872
>RITUAL SITE. Found inside an abandoned computer lab. You've seen this before, on a CCTV system. (Allows you to get a better understanding of WHAT he's trying to do, exactly.)
>ST. MUERTE'S CANDLE. Memento Mori. (One use. Unknown properties. Will consume itself on use, when the time is right.)
>>6461867
>my drawing used for official post
I kneel...
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>>6461872
>SPLIT THE PARTY. (Choose two locations, and assign who goes where. There's you, Nine, Hidaka, Colt and Angel.)
THE CRUZ BROS to the ABANDONED CHURCH; NINE, COLT and HIDAKA to the RITUAL SITE. NINE probably still has the STTIC PIN from earlier, so that should be safe enough.

>ST. MUERTE'S CANDLE. Memento Mori. (One use. Unknown properties. Will consume itself on use, when the time is right.)
Mystery box. Healing 199X or LIL feels like undermining our prior work to me, but extra artifact or containing LIL for two full shifts sound pretty nice too.
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>>6461878
+1
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SPLIT UP?
SPLIT UP: 8
DON'T SPLIT UP: 7

It's pretty neck and neck between splitting up and not splitting up, but it appears splitting up wins. Five votes all agree on the same general plan: Angel, Nine and Hidaka will check the ritual site, Colt and Vincent will chit-chat with someone who used to know the guy. Don't worry, you'll have some more time with Angel. For now, you're stuck with the patriot.

CANDLES?
ST. PADRE: 6
ST. MUERTE: 5
ST. SIMEON: 3
ST. DAMIAN: 1

A simple but powerful choice. Can't go wrong with an emergency stimpak. Even if it's a clearly anomalous candle produced by a shady sponsorship company (still better than injecting more toxic sludge into your body.)

Writing. Should be a shorter update.

>>6461948
Speaking about Nicole, she's probably going to pester you like HELL once she realized your brand got officially signed.

>>6462007
Always trust the mystery box. Don't question it. Just vote for it. Yeah. Nothing bad will happen. Fwahaha!

>>6461898
>guys i think we made a mistake
Mistake? My dear fellow, there is no such thing as a mistake when it comes to choices involving your most trustworthy coworker.
> YES, I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE
I will say this much: it's very likely you're going to see sponsorships from companies you haven't seen before, including LUX AND WICKS, considering you did that whole spiel with pitching your mold and all that. (Plus we know how much you guys like piling busywork onto our grey-skinned homunculus)
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>>6462193
This is fucking sick holy shit

>>6462011
Supporting
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Guys I might be a little bit too braindead but did the QM have a quest focused on Colt before this one?
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>>6462219
i don't think so, but the anomaly he has that gave him his all-american bullshit (Red Blooded Patriot) first showed up in a previous quest from the QM (HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management Quest)
to be fair RBA pretty much just IS colt as an anomaly so i understand the confusion.
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>>6462193
I can't tell where the canon abnos end and artist injoke/headcanon abnos begin. I support and cheer on the art, but damn if it doesn't trigger my autism and give me conniptions at the same time
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>>6462225
I believe most of those are from HELP WANTED, the qm's previous quest.
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>>6462224
That was it, Thank you anon. I sort of remember when it first came out so I'm probably going to read the entire thing again.
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>>6462224
Red-Blooded American* bluh, sorry
funny how i got the full name wrong but got the acronym right and then just didn't notice
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>>6462225
>I can't tell where the canon abnos end and artist injoke/headcanon abnos begin.
Most of the abnos/artifacts here have their titles mention or hinted at throughout this quest. Well, at least my interpretation of them. As depicted.
Sprinkling with couple headcanon abnos that anon has created plus my owns.

Tegenaria Miseria*
Windup Bird Chronicle*
Lifeblood Galloper*
Frostburn Hornet*
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>>6462224
I’m pretty sure Colt has Red-Blooded American as one of his anomalies.
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>>6462332
yeah i fucked up with his full name, dunno why it was patriot and not american (even though i remembered the acronym was RBA and not RBP)
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>>6462334
why i thought it was*
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Is it a dumb idea to split up? Maybe. It's not like you haven't already done it today. You did the exact same thing not even a few hours ago and that went over fine...?

You relay your plan to the others to hear their thoughts. Even if your mind is already pretty set in stone, it shouldn't hurt to get a second opinion.

"I think the idea is asinine." Hidaka opens her eyes for once. God-damn, you forgot how creepy her eyes are. Those blinding teal eyes could kill a man. Your thoughts begin to stray as you look at them. Would she keep them as an anomaly- "There's too many risks. What if he corners us? What if he corners you and Colt?"

"That 'Lord of Mold' you encountered before? You're lucky it didn't attack you, or worse, infect you with something."

"I do believe that we are capable enough of fending off any potential attacker." Nine does her best to dismiss Hidaka's concerns in her usual off-handed way. "We would be better off having a low profile if we were to investigate his ritual site. We do have certain associates who would make the act of staying inconspicuous...unnecessarily difficult."

"Eh? I don't think Vince stands out that much." Colt picks his nose, barely paying attention to whatever conversation is going on. "Alright, us two, right? Let's go."

"Wait!" Hidaka's jaw practically locks up with fear. "Are we certain this is a good idea? We should stick together. As a group. It's safer."

Angel snuffs out one of the candles right next to him. "Even though it has been ages, I still know my brother better than anyone else here. Once he has his mind set on something, you might as well not bother arguing with him."

His comment gets a chorus of half-hearted agreements. You would've phrased it differently, but it was enough to get the group on board. Before you turn around to leave, your brother holds something out for you. You guessed it, it's another candle, like the fifty-some candles that have littered the backroom like a bad rash.

However, unlike the other candles you've seen, it actually looks like some craftsmanship was put into it. The wax was a warm shade of chestnut that reminded you of a tree you saw once as a child. The surface was like tree bark. Rough and coarse, but in a way that brings you comfort. Your nose picks up on faint notes of wood varnish and cut grass.

The wick itself seems to be made out of higher quality stock. You doubt a simple gust of wind would blow it out. All in all, you feel like you can trust this candle to do its job. Whatever that may be. Comfort's the only real word you can use when describing what it does.

Nine and Hidaka are already gone by the time you look up from the candle. Angel decided to stay behind for a moment to check on you. It's weird seeing him, well, period. He isn't nearly as cold as he was when you first met, but it's still a tiny bit awkward being around him. For obvious reasons.

Leaving him behind and being a no call, no show for ages is going to do that.
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You can't even blame him if he holds any hidden resentment towards you. Is that even a rational thing to be thinking about right now? It probably isn't, but now that the thought's in your head, you can't unthink it. That's the power of ideas, right?

What's that one movie quote? 'You can't kill an idea' or something-

Angel puffs air through his nose as he tries to hide his smirk. "You're losing yourself in your mind, aren't you?" You don't exactly like how easily he clocked you. Ashton did it only a few minutes ago and now this? Are you that easy to read?

"Whatever you're thinking about, I can tell that it is bothering you. Obviously." His expression falters for a second. "Why would I even mention that if- Pardon me for the redundant words."

"It's been a long day for me too. Don't trust any thoughts you have when you're exhausted. They'll only lead you down the wrong path." You get whiplash when you see him actually smiling like a normal person now. "What is it that you used to say? I make a dollar, you make a dime, we shit on company time?"

"I ain't quite sure that's the right 'quote' to use?" Colt, for once, actually seems to be the voice of reason. "The hell does that have to do with this?"

"Maybe not." Angel shrugs. "My point is, don't worry. It's going to be okay. See you around, brother." And with that, he leaves the break room, leaving behind only you and Colt.

"Your brother's a wacko, ain't he?" Colt snorts.
"And I'm not?"
"Too-sha." He punctuates with a finger snap. "Aight. You and me. Mexican and American. Two peas in a fuckin' pod."

"All we're missin' is a LEAF and we're the god damn trinity, you hear me?"

Now that you're thinking about it, it is weird how you haven't seen a Canadian by now. Weird. The thought lingers in the back of your head as you exit the break room. The familiar blue-tinted hallways of LAYER 4 greet you again, but there's something offputting about your surroundings.

Colt picks up on it almost immediately, before you even have time to put it into words. "Ain't there usually some kind of noise here? Like, footsteps or machinery in the wall, or something?"

Now that he mentions it, you can't really hear much of anything. The usual distant hum of ancient machinery and pipework that makes up the background noise, the very noise you've grown so used to that you've tuned it out, is gone. As the two of you walk, both of you soon realize you're not making any footstep sounds.

A blanket of preternatural silence has smothered your surroundings, like a pillow over the face of a dying loved one. The morbid metaphor feels fitting considering the high-stakes CONTRACT you're on.

It triggers some previously dormant animal instinct in you. You can't 100% rule that it's an anomaly, that feels like it's too broad of a category at this point, but you're certain someone's watching you.

"Gun's loaded?" You whisper, but even a whisper is deafeningly loud when there's no other sound around you.
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"When is it not?" Colt whispers back.

You draw your sawn off shotgun from the confines of your satchel. Since your brother wants this tattooed freak alive, you load it with those old BOOZEY SHOTGUN SLUGS you got way back when. Colt doesn't really do non-lethal from what you've seen, so you'll trust that he can deal with whatever threats might come your way.

"It's kinda weird, ya know. Not bein' with the others." Colt does his best to keep up a shit-eating grin, but there's a faint undercurrent of anxiety in it. "Last time we were like this, I was bleedin' my god damn guts out."

"Oh, right, isn't it humiliating owing your life to a beaner?" You say with a voice drenched in snark. "Who knows if you'd still be standing without me."

"Feh. I was gonna kill it. Eventually." Colt doesn't sound like he believes what he's saying. "You're a fuckin' freak, though. You ran at that mutated whoever with a knife and a dream. Christ, like, that's impressive shit! It really was!"

"It's like what that one martial arts guy said. Let someone break your bones so you can take their life." You're almost certain he phrased that better, but you've never been someone who's quotable.

"Fwaha- damnit, that crazy bitch's laugh is still in my head." Colt smacks the side of his head. "Ya think FET's handlin' her fine enough?"

"Maybe? I don't really have the strongest connection with him. I can't read his mind but..." You're about to go on a tangent about FET but your throat clenches shut the second you arrive at the ASSOCIATE's LAB. Or, to be more accurate, what's left of it.

https://youtu.be/IW7yP5pTe9I - TOO LATE?

Laying in the hallway is a hunk of cheap steel that used to make up the lab's front door. Black smoke lazily wisps out from the blown open entrance. The silence you were almost growing accustomed to is now drowned out by the telltale screech of a fire alarm. Shit, shit, shit!

You waste no time. You toss a gas mask over your face while Colt, being the dumb but lovable bastard he is, decides to charge in without a care in the world.

The inside of the lab is a complete and total mess. The smoke obscures most of your surroundings but from what little you can see, it seems to be a lab of a higher ranking researcher than you. What little equipment inside is functioning is from sponsorship companies you haven't even heard about before, and their functions are completely alien to you.

The two of you march through the smog, looking for any trace of the researcher who should've occupied this lab. Colt screams something barely intelligible but you got the gist of it. He managed to find whoever it was.

When you catch up with him, what you weren't expecting was another robot. You've been so used to seeing flesh and blood employees that you stopped registering robotic staff as a possibility.

There's not really a lot left OF said robot. Most of its body has been torn apart by the explosion that rendered this lab a smoking, stinking pit.
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The only things left of the robot are its head and about half of its upper body. Sparks flicker and hiss from the torn wires spilling out of its body like intestines. Its screen flickers on and off as whatever residual charge is left in it begins to fade.

"ERROR. INTERNAL DAMAGE DETECTED. MISSING LIMBS DETECTED. ENTERING STATIS IN T-[812kg21APOFGW] MINUTES."

"Fuck. That freak had to do this, right?" Colt keeps a look out just in case the tattooed maniac is hiding within the smoke. "Timing's too perfect. Did he know?"

Well, you're not sure what you expected either way. You suppose all you can do is to 'ask' the robot questions.

This is less an interrogation and more of a data harvesting operation. Choose three topics to ask the robot about.
>Ask it what, exactly, happened here. What weapon was used? When? Did it see where the attacker went?
>Ask it about the madman's ties to the occult. Why, exactly, did he start getting into it? (DC 72, +15 to roll. Seems like this is classified information?)
>What does it know about the MADMAN, personally? Any advice on how to deal with him? Any secrets of his you should know about?
>It's a longshot, but does it know anything about the HEART? It might tie into the MADMAN somehow? (DC 88, +22 to roll. +???)
>Does it know anything about the other priests the MADMAN was harassing? Any possible motive as to why he was harassing them?
>What kind of anomalous properties, if any, does the MADMAN have? Does he have any ARTIFACT gifts?
>Might be the wrong time and place, but interrogate the robot with some BLACKWELL questions (+2 BLACKWELL SPONSORSHIP progress, completing it on the spot. Does not meaningfully impact your current investigation.)
>Is the MADMAN known to associate with anyone? If so, who, and what does it know about them?
>Write in.

What else do you want to do in its lab? Choose up to three.
>Check the structural integrity of the lab's containment cells. You do NOT want any anomalies to breach.
>Do everything in your power to repair the robot. It's the least you can do. (DC 67, +14 to roll)
>Look for a fax machine or another way to communicate with the rest of the facility. You need guards here stat.
>Look for any notes the robot might've written. Anything that could offer clues to a motive behind the attack.
>Have Colt keep a guard outside. You do NOT want to be ambushed, thank you very much.
>Search for any supplies you can 'borrow' for the mission. It's not like the robot is in much of a state to stop you.
>Get the hell out of dodge once you're done with your questions. You need to regroup with the others. NOW.
>Write in.

Sorry for delay.

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>>6462193
The list of freaks will continue to grow until moral improves. Thank you, art anon, I fucking kneel.

>>6462219
The others already answered it, but essentially Colt is what RBA was if he was a human instead of an anomaly. The same kind of principle behind HARD TIMES and Vincent. They're basically two sides of the same coin.
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>>6462358
>Hidaka opens her eyes for once. God-damn, you forgot how creepy her eyes are. Those blinding teal eyes could kill a man. Your thoughts begin to stray as you look at them. Would she keep them as an anomaly-
I said it once, I'll say it again: Staring right into them face to face while climaxing together. Vincent's thoughts are already drifting. It's only a matter of time.
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>>6462365
>Ask it what, exactly, happened here. What weapon was used? When? Did it see where the attacker went?
>Ask it about the madman's ties to the occult. Why, exactly, did he start getting into it? (DC 72, +15 to roll. Seems like this is classified information?)
>What kind of anomalous properties, if any, does the MADMAN have? Does he have any ARTIFACT gifts?

>Check the structural integrity of the lab's containment cells. You do NOT want any anomalies to breach.
>Have Colt keep a guard outside. You do NOT want to be ambushed, thank you very much.
>Search for any supplies you can 'borrow' for the mission. It's not like the robot is in much of a state to stop you.
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>>6462365
>Ask it what, exactly, happened here. What weapon was used? When? Did it see where the attacker went?
>What does it know about the MADMAN, personally? Any advice on how to deal with him? Any secrets of his you should know about?
>What kind of anomalous properties, if any, does the MADMAN have? Does he have any ARTIFACT gifts?

>Check the structural integrity of the lab's containment cells. You do NOT want any anomalies to breach.
>Look for a fax machine or another way to communicate with the rest of the facility. You need guards here stat.
>Search for any supplies you can 'borrow' for the mission. It's not like the robot is in much of a state to stop you.
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>>6462365
>>Ask it what, exactly, happened here. What weapon was used? When? Did it see where the attacker went?
>What kind of anomalous properties, if any, does the MADMAN have? Does he have any ARTIFACT gifts?
>Ask it about the madman's ties to the occult. Why, exactly, did he start getting into it? (DC 72, +15 to roll. Seems like this is classified information?)
>Check the structural integrity of the lab's containment cells. You do NOT want any anomalies to breach.
>Do everything in your power to repair the robot. It's the least you can do. (DC 67, +14 to roll)
>Write in.
Use wire flowers to inform the other team what happened and regroup
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>>6462365
>Ask it what, exactly, happened here. What weapon was used? When? Did it see where the attacker went?
>Ask it about the madman's ties to the occult. Why, exactly, did he start getting into it? (DC 72, +15 to roll. Seems like this is classified information?)
>What kind of anomalous properties, if any, does the MADMAN have? Does he have any ARTIFACT gifts?
then
>Check the structural integrity of the lab's containment cells. You do NOT want any anomalies to breach.
>Do everything in your power to repair the robot. It's the least you can do. (DC 67, +14 to roll)
>Have Colt keep a guard outside. You do NOT want to be ambushed, thank you very much.
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>>6462365
Ask the robot:
>Ask it what, exactly, happened here. What weapon was used? When? Did it see where the attacker went?
>What does it know about the MADMAN, personally? Any advice on how to deal with him? Any secrets of his you should know about?
>Does it know anything about the other priests the MADMAN was harassing? Any possible motive as to why he was harassing them?

Actions:
>Do everything in your power to repair the robot. It's the least you can do. (DC 67, +14 to roll)
>Look for a fax machine or another way to communicate with the rest of the facility. You need guards here stat.
>Have Colt keep a guard outside. You do NOT want to be ambushed, thank you very much.

>>6462366
Sorry man I don’t get it. There’s been zero chemistry between them and our work on HARD TIMES is about to put her into a containment cell herself.
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>>6462365
>What kind of anomalous properties, if any, does the MADMAN have? Does he have any ARTIFACT gifts?
>What does it know about the MADMAN, personally? Any advice on how to deal with him? Any secrets of his you should know about?
>Is the MADMAN known to associate with anyone? If so, who, and what does it know about them?

>Look for a fax machine or another way to communicate with the rest of the facility. You need guards here stat.
>Search for any supplies you can 'borrow' for the mission. It's not like the robot is in much of a state to stop you.
>Get the hell out of dodge once you're done with your questions. You need to regroup with the others. NOW.
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On August 25th, a Harvester corpse got yeeted into the air and down into the meek. Being defiled down into the food chain down below.

>>6462365
>Ask it what, exactly, happened here. What weapon was used? When? Did it see where the attacker went?
>What does it know about the MADMAN, personally? Any advice on how to deal with him? Any secrets of his you should know about?
>What kind of anomalous properties, if any, does the MADMAN have? Does he have any ARTIFACT gifts?

>Check the structural integrity of the lab's containment cells. You do NOT want any anomalies to breach.
>Do everything in your power to repair the robot. It's the least you can do. (DC 67, +14 to roll)
>Have Colt keep a guard outside. You do NOT want to be ambushed, thank you very much.
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>>6462365
>What does it know about the MADMAN, personally? Any advice on how to deal with him? Any secrets of his you should know about?
>What kind of anomalous properties, if any, does the MADMAN have? Does he have any ARTIFACT gifts?
>Is the MADMAN known to associate with anyone? If so, who, and what does it know about them?


>Do everything in your power to repair the robot. It's the least you can do. (DC 67, +14 to roll)
>Search for any supplies you can 'borrow' for the mission. It's not like the robot is in much of a state to stop you.
Hoping we can find something linked to the MADMAN, but everything is useful.
>Check the structural integrity of the lab's containment cells. You do NOT want any anomalies to breach.
ARC might be a cutthroat org, but this is beyond the pale. Breaches are a problem for everyone down here.
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>>6462365
QUESTIONS:
>Ask it what, exactly, happened here. What weapon was used? When? Did it see where the attacker went?
Best to open with the “holy shit, who did this to you” genuine concern question.

>What does it know about the MADMAN, personally? Any advice on how to deal with him? Any secrets of his you should know about?
>Does it know anything about the other priests the MADMAN was harassing? Any possible motive as to why he was harassing them?
We did come here to improve our understanding of the guy so we can talk him down, after all.

>Check the structural integrity of the lab's containment cells. You do NOT want any anomalies to breach.
We’ve dealt with so much nonsense today, we DO NOT need a floor meltdown event derailing things right now.

>Do everything in your power to repair the robot. It's the least you can do. (DC 67, +14 to roll)
Make sure the madman didn’t succeed at what he was set out to do.

>Get the hell out of dodge once you're done with your questions. You need to regroup with the others. NOW.
Dude is moving fast to remove loose ends; do the essential stuff, then HAUL ASS.
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>>6462365
>Ask it about the madman's ties to the occult. Why, exactly, did he start getting into it? (DC 72, +15 to roll. Seems like this is classified information?)
>What kind of anomalous properties, if any, does the MADMAN have? Does he have any ARTIFACT gifts?
>Is the MADMAN known to associate with anyone? If so, who, and what does it know about them?

>Check the structural integrity of the lab's containment cells. You do NOT want any anomalies to breach.
>Do everything in your power to repair the robot. It's the least you can do. (DC 67, +14 to roll)
We've got you, clanka.
>Have Colt keep a guard outside. You do NOT want to be ambushed, thank you very much.
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>>6462365
>Might be the wrong time and place, but interrogate the robot with some BLACKWELL questions (+2 BLACKWELL SPONSORSHIP progress, completing it on the spot. Does not meaningfully impact your current investigation.)
>Ask it about the madman's ties to the occult. Why, exactly, did he start getting into it? (DC 72, +15 to roll. Seems like this is classified information?)
>It's a longshot, but does it know anything about the HEART? It might tie into the MADMAN somehow? (DC 88, +22 to roll. +???)

>Do everything in your power to repair the robot. It's the least you can do. (DC 67, +14 to roll)
>Check the structural integrity of the lab's containment cells. You do NOT want any anomalies to breach.
>Have Colt keep a guard outside. You do NOT want to be ambushed, thank you very much.
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>>6462365
>>Ask it what, exactly, happened here. What weapon was used? When? Did it see where the attacker went?
>What kind of anomalous properties, if any, does the MADMAN have? Does he have any ARTIFACT gifts?
>Is the MADMAN known to associate with anyone? If so, who, and what does it know about them?

>Check the structural integrity of the lab's containment cells. You do NOT want any anomalies to breach.
>Do everything in your power to repair the robot. It's the least you can do. (DC 67, +14 to roll)
>Search for any supplies you can 'borrow' for the mission. It's not like the robot is in much of a state to stop you.
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Would like to call out the MVP of the meeting, souless execs could see the soul behind those eyes. Little dude has a future in the company.
>>6462365
That aside
QUESTIONS:
>Ask it what, exactly, happened here. What weapon was used? When? Did it see where the attacker went?
>Ask it about the madman's ties to the occult. Why, exactly, did he start getting into it? (DC 72, +15 to roll. Seems like this is classified information?)
>What does it know about the MADMAN, personally? Any advice on how to deal with him? Any secrets of his you should know about?
ACTIONS:
>Check the structural integrity of the lab's containment cells. You do NOT want any anomalies to breach.
>Do everything in your power to repair the robot. It's the least you can do. (DC 67, +14 to roll)
>Have Colt keep a guard outside. You do NOT want to be ambushed, thank you very much.
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>>6462361
>What's that one movie quote? 'You can't kill an idea' or something-
V for Vincent

>"What is it that you used to say? I make a dollar, you make a dime, we shit on company time?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zTei5RMhQ8

>>6462365
>Ask it what, exactly, happened here. What weapon was used? When? Did it see where the attacker went?
>Ask it about the madman's ties to the occult. Why, exactly, did he start getting into it? (DC 72, +15 to roll. Seems like this is classified information?)
>It's a longshot, but does it know anything about the HEART? It might tie into the MADMAN somehow? (DC 88, +22 to roll. +???)

>Check the structural integrity of the lab's containment cells. You do NOT want any anomalies to breach.
>Do everything in your power to repair the robot. It's the least you can do. (DC 67, +14 to roll)
>Look for a fax machine or another way to communicate with the rest of the facility. You need guards here stat.
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(You) see, The Other Side. I has a theory dat ze lizard-thing blood is actually so sweet sweet dino juice.
That the reason why le wire lizard-thing wanted to succ their blood. Its wanted to drain the oil form ze lizard-thing.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

QUESTIONS
WHAT HAPPENED: 10
OCCULT: 7
ANOMALOUS: 9
PERSONALLY: 7
PRIESTS: 2
ASSOCIATE: 4
BLACKWELL: 1
HEART: 2

WHAT DO
NO BREACH: 12
COLT, OUTSIDE: 7
SUPPLIES: 5
FAX MACHINE: 4
REPAIR: 11
CALL TEAM: 1
OUT OF DODGE: 2

It looks like we got ourselves a tie for the question, but as for what won so far
-You'll obviously ask him WHAT happened and what anomalous properties the MADMAN might have.
-You'll check on the containment cells to make sure no anomalies are breaching, you'll have Colt guard outside, and you'll repair ze robot.

Coin flip.
1 = OCCULT (another skill check)
2 = PERSONALLY (no skill check)

>>6462450
KILL HARVESTERS
BEHEAD HARVESTERS
ROUNDHOUSE KICK A HARVESTER INTO THE MUCK
-Venancio Cruz

>>6462684
Redmond has an aryan's soul and he WILL evolve into a higher life form by the end of the quest.

>>6462715
You should really drink Ashton's blood to test this hypothesis. Just an FYI, Vinny.
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Alright. I need four anons. Three of you will roll 1d100+15 for OCCULT, one of you will roll 3d100+14 for REPAIR THE ROBOT.

Tables below, so you know what to expect.

OCCULT (DC 72, +15 to roll. You get one free REROLL from Colt.)
0 SUCCESSES: "DATA EXPUNGED. DATA EXPUNGED. **DATA EXPUNGED.**" (It's really tight lipped for whatever reason. What kind of forbidden occult rituals could this freak be doing?)
1 SUCCESS: "LEVEL 1 RESEARCHER CLEARANCE DETECTED." (It gives you a watered down description of what the MADMAN is doing. It's better than nothing.)
2 SUCCESSES: "EMERGENCY TEMPORARY PROMOTION TO LEVEL 2." (The answer it gives sounds conclusive enough, but you feel like it's leaving something out. Still, a lot more information than 2 SUCCESSES.)
3 SUCCESSES: "EMERGENCY OVERRIDE." (The robot tells you literally everything it has on file. Anything it doesn't tell you, it straight up doesn't know.)

REPAIR THE ROBOT (DC 67, +14 to roll. No free reroll.)
0 SUCCESSES: It's a lost cause. Too many vital components were damaged. There's nothing you can do.
1 SUCCESS: The work you did was rough. You only had so many parts to spare. (The robot will live, but it's not going to be of any help to you. A moral victory at most.)
2 SUCCESSES: "BZZT...BBZZZTT...?" You did the best with what you had, and your best was good enough. (-5 DC to the OCCULT SKILL CHECK. The robot will also offer a small piece of information as a treat.)
3 SUCCESSES: We got you, clanka. (You repaired the robot enough where it can actually assist you. -6 DC to OCCULT, +TEMPORARY PARTY MEMBER!)
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Rolled 66, 42, 78 + 14 = 200 (3d100 + 14)

>>6462780
you know, i said i'd just be lurking, but just this once...
>REPAIR roll
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Rolled 70 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>6462780
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Rolled 78 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>6462780
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Rolled 81 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>6462780
Occult
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And the results came in. You got...

REPAIR: 80, 56, 92. 2 SUCCESSES! (Power of lurker rolls.)
OCCULT: 85, 93, 96. 3 SUCCESSES!

Huh! Ain't that something, you actually got a string of good rolls for once. Amazingly good rolls. Where were these when you were pitching your mold product, Vinny? Maybe this is a sign you should bring Colt along more, he seems to know what he's doing.

Writing.

>>6462785
A girl who does magic. A magical girl as it were. She will bless your rolls, as long as you sparkle on.
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>>6462791
>you sparkle on
But today isn't Wednesday...
>"Sparkle on! It's Wednesday. Don't forget to be yourself." -Hong Lu
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Looks like you're on a time limit now. Whoever this freak of nature is, he's clearly trying to cover his tracks. You've dealt with more than enough bullshit today. You want this day over with. You want to go back to bed, so you can dream about whatever men your age dream about: tax paperwork (you think that's normal)

"I ain't usually some simpering bleeding heart but, fuck, this clanker didn't deserve it." Colt squats low the floor, resembling the stance you've seen stereotypical gopniks in. "Can we at least try to fix 'im? Ya know what I'm saying?"

You take another look at the robot. Again, there's really not a lot you can work with here. You trust your gut though. Machinery is probably one of the few things you understand on an instinctual level, and you know this thing can be fixed.

"Search around for any tools. I'll start working with what I got."

"On it. C'mon, clanker, you're gonna live." Colt disappears into the smoke to search around the lab. You rummage around your satchel for any tools that might work to fix it. You stuff your hands into the belly of the beast, hoping that something will work out.

Colt returns with tools and supplies he looted from the lab. His eyes had taken on a glazed quality after he saw whatever he did behind the smog. "Vince, I don't know what the fuck happened here, but my flag's freakin' the FUCK out."

Frankly, you'd say he's downplaying it. The flag wrapped around his body is thrashing around like a feral animal stuck in a bear trap. Flickers of something you can only describe as 'pitch black light' dance across the surface of the flag. Could you even call that light? It stops panicking a few seconds later, but that CAN'T be good.

"It only does shit like that when it's protecting my patriotic soul, brother. That's why I got this flag, it protects my American spirit." It's not often you see him scared. Worried? Maybe annoyed? Sure, you've seen him like that. Outright fear is something that almost looks foreign on his face, like it's not meant to be there.

You're pretty freaked out too. You have no idea what anomaly could cause 'soul damage' (or if you trust what Warden says, anomalous radiation that damages DNA), but you would rather not meet it yourself. Considering you didn't hear any gunfire, none of the anomalies here have breached. Maybe?

>2 SUCCESSES!

You and Colt work like a slave master is watching your every move. Broken parts are yanked out and whatever can be salvaged for later GETS salvaged. Parts and tools fly at speeds that are impossible to keep track of on a conscious level. Your fingers get singed from a wild spark, causing you to flinch just enough to throw Colt off balance.

He only gets a small cut to his hand, but it's enough to slow down your progress by a noticeable degree. Eventually, you call it quits when you find a tangle of wires that would be impossible to mess with without outright killing the robot. You take a step back to see how the robot is holding up.
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Most of the wiring and damaged internal parts were functionally 'cauterized', leaving behind a shell of a robot that, while clearly too damaged to do anything, also won't run out of power or collapse into scrap any time soon.

"BZZTTTT DATA ENTRY #1-44-00. GUEST VISITATION LOG. CURRENTLY, TWO HUMANS OCCUPY MY LAB. TWENTY THREE MINUTES AGO, ONE HUMAN AND [DATA UNRECOVERABLE] WERE IN MY LAB." The robot twitches right after it mentioned the 'unrecoverable data'. "...CURIOUS. DATA SHOULD STILL BE THERE. ATTEMPTING TO ACCESS DATA AGAIN."

The second it tries to access the data again, a glutinous slurry of blackened tar erupts from the robot's 'throat'. It's incredibly viscous and sticky, almost immediately bonding with the cheaply produced metal the robot is made out of.

"ERROR. ATTEMPTING TO ACCESS DATA RESULTS IN [DATA UNRECOVERABLE]. LIKELY FROM ANOMALOUS ENTITY ATTEMPTING TO SUPPRESS INFORMATION AND [DATA UNRECOVERABLE] ABOUT ITSELF. MY E-ENERGY GENERATOR AND NEURAL DAMPENER CAN ONLY BE BYPASSED BY BET TIER ANOMALIES."

Oh! Excellent! Great! Fantastic! That's exactly what you need right now. Colt is already hauling ass before you even have time to tell him what to do. You'll trust that he'll do a good job guarding the place while you try to get every piece of information you can out of this robot.

"What happened here? Did a bomb go off here? In fact, who was here and where did they go?"

The robot researcher twitches as it tried to access the data. "ATTACK: TWENTY THREE TO THIRTY MINUTES AGO. WEAPON: TWO WARDEN ISSUED 'HYDRA' EXPLOSIVES, VALUED AT APPROXIMATELY $1225 PER 'EXPLOSIVE', DESIGNED TO PENETRATE FIVE INCHES OF STEEL ARMOR. CULPRITS: 'WILLIAM TANNER', KNOWN OCCULTIST AND FORMER FRIEND, AND STILL CONTAINED ANOMALY 'CUTECLYSM'."

"APPROXIMATE NEXT LOCATION: ST. NOBODY'S CHURCH. TWO LEFT TURNS, ONE RIGHT TURN, THEN GO STRAIGHT."

It's actually nice to get actionable intel without too many words being wasted. You relay what you heard to Nine since she still has your STATIC PIN flower. She confirms she got your intel and she's going to contact someone to check it out. By the way she phrased it, you don't think she's sending Angel or Hidaka to check it, so who knows who she's calling.

That's one piece of information down. If he has enough spare cash to use expensive explosives willy nilly on one person, god knows what he'd do if he saw a team of five armed personnel hunting him down. You also know his general location, so hopefully, you can capture him or at the very least slow him down.

"CUTECLYSM?" You ask, mostly because it seems like an odd detail.

"DALETH CLASS. CONTAINED IN MY LAB. VERY ADORABLE PUPPY WITH FIVE EYES, USUALLY HARMLESS. DISPLAYED ABNORMAL REACTION ONCE WILLIAM ARRIVED, DISTRACTED ME LONG ENOUGH TO GET INJURED."

Another piece of relevant information. Whatever's up with 'William', he can interfere with anomalous entities. Maybe he's also part of the reason Colt's flag acted up?
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Could he have some ARTIFACT GIFT that causes that anomalous form of damage? That should be your next line of questioning. "What kind of anomalous properties does 'William' have? Any ARTIFACT gifts? I need to know so I can properly deal with him."

The robot researcher swings what remains of its arm around. It cranes its head to the side, presumably from that strange tar clogging it up. You do not want to touch that tar with a ten-foot pole, to be frank. "CURRENTLY HAS ACCESS TO TWO ARTIFACT GIFTS: ELEGY OF THE DAMNED AND SIN-DRENCHED ENHANCEMENT TATTOOS. NO OTHER ANOMALOUS PROPERTIES ARE CURRENTLY KNOWN."

"ELEGY OF THE DAMNED: COGNITOHAZARDOUS MELODY. RECOVERED FROM THE CORRODED MEMORY OF THE FORMER MUSICIAN ANOMALY 'BLACKMORE MOUNTAIN'. MINOR EXPOSURE RESULTS IN SIGNIFICANT HEARING AND VISION LOSS. PROLONGED EXPOSURE RESULTS IN CATASTROPHIC ORGAN FAILURE AND PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE."

A cruel part of you wonders if you could record and copy that melody. You got a few CRIMSON BLOODRED FLOWERS, maybe those would work in lieu of your normal WIRE FLOWERS? (which you have none of)

"SIN-DRENCHED ENHANCEMENT TATTOOS: INFUSED WITH ANOMALOUS SAMPLES FROM A VARIETY OF ANOMALIES. GRANTS CORROSIVE BLOOD AND MILD REGENERATIVE PROPERTIES TO USER. BOTH PROPERTIES GROW STRONGER AS USER IS INJURED."

So, you need to keep your distance from him and if you're going to kill him, you need to go for the kill shot immediately, otherwise he'll shrug off whatever you'll do to him. Okay, great, you'll also relay that to Nine so whoever she just hired doesn't immediately get melted to death.

That only leaves one question before you need to get the hell out of here. "Why, exactly, did 'William' get into the occult? I know anomalies exist and all that, but we take a scientific approach to it. Going full occultist is a wild leap.

"CLASSIFIED DATA."

"Oh, shut the hell up!" Colt's boisterous voice calls out from right outside the lab. "We repaired your sorry excuse for a body AND this William faggot blew you up. Why NOT rat on him? Don't you wanna get mad? Don't you wanna maul that cocksucker?"

"We're on the same page, clanker! Hell, from where you're standing, we might as well be the top dog. Level 6 fuckers, howling at the moon like wolves upon a ichor-black sky!"

>3 SUCCESSES!

"EMERGENCY OVERRIDE PROTOCOL PASSWORD INPUTTED. OUTPUTTING..." Huh. You genuinely didn't expect what Colt said to be a password, and by the confused grunt he made, sounds like he didn't know either. "MAIN OBJECTIVE: COMMUNION WITH AN UNIDENTIFIED BET TIER ENTITY."

Oh. Oh! So that must explain why it couldn't say anything about the other entity in its lab, or why Colt's flag started to act like a roided up chimp that was stuck in a bear trap.

"HE DISCUSSED WITH ME AT LENGTHS ABOUT ATTEMPTING TO COMMUNE WITH THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE. THE SUFFOCATING WARMTH THAT IT GRANTS TO THOSE IT HAS BONDED WITH. THE VISCERAL CONNECTION, DEEP WITHIN THE CHEST OF ANYONE WHO HAS ATTUNED WITH IT."
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"HE CHASED AFTER THE OVERWHELMING LOVE AND ADORATION IT GRANTS TO THOSE IT DEEMS AS WORTHY OF ITS PRESENCE. FOR ITS LOVE TO COURSE THROUGH HIS VERY VEINS AND TO BECOME ONE WITH ITS UNDYING, UNCONDITIONAL LOVE."

You instinctually know what it's talking about. The HEART. That horrible, horrible creature who's watching you even now. You can feel its presence if you really, really focus on your surroundings.

"NAME NOT KNOWN, ONLY THAT ITS PRESENCE CAN BE FELT THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE FACILITY, IF ONE KNOWS WHERE TO LOOK." There's a sharp pain deep, deep inside your ribcage. You do your best to ignore it. "ATTEMPTED TO SET UP A RITUAL SITE TO COMMUNE WITH IT. EVEN ATTEMPTED TO SLEEP INSIDE RITUAL CIRCLE."

"ALL OF HIS INITIAL ATTEMPTS FAILED. THE ANOMALY HE WAS CONTACTING REFUSED TO GRANT HIS BLESSING. HE HAS, AND NEVER HAD, BONDED PROPERLY WITH THE UNKNOWN BLOOD-THEMED ANOMALY."

That makes sense. For all the HEART's faults, demonic rituals haven't been in its wheelhouse so far. It attached to you, and presumably Venti, like a tumor without your consent. So what in god's name did he actually come into contact with? You faintly remember what he said when you saw William over the CCTV system.

I can get my position back. I can get its approval again.

If he never came into contact with the HEART to begin with, what in god's name did he actually into contact with that he thought was the 'HEART'?

"ONE DAY, HE CLAIMED TO HAVE REACHED COMMUNION WITH HIS PROPER TARGET. HIS ATTEMPTS AT RELAYING INFORMATION ABOUT IT TO ME RESULTED IN [DATA IRREVOCABLE] BLACK TAR OUT OF HIS MOUTH [DATA EXPUNGED] SENSE OF UNREALITY AND INEXISTENT [EXPUNGED] [EXPUNGED]."

"THEN, HE CLAIMED TO HAVE LOST COMMUNION WITH IT, AND HAS BEEN TRYING TO REFORM COMMUNION AGAIN...THEORY." The researcher's screen begins to flicker on and off. "RITUAL SHOULDN'T HAVE WORKED. BUT HE BELIEVED HE DID. HE BELIEVED WITH ALL OF HIS HEART THAT HE FOUND LOVE. THAT HE FOUND LOVE IN HIS BLOODWATER."

"BUT HE FOUND NOTHING, BUT HE BELIEVED HE FOUND SOMETHING. CAN ONE'S BELIEF OVERPOWER REALITY IN SUCH A WAY? PERHAPS HIS EFFORTS WERE LESS THAN NOTHING." With that last enigmatic clue, the robot finally enters power saving mode.

He came into contact with...nothing, but he's deluded enough to think he contacted something? It sounds nonsensical but anomalies are, on a whole, nonsense. Maybe he really wanted to contact an anomaly so badly, he might've summoned something else, something that must've gotten the 'signal' he was broadcasting instead of the HEART?

A tiny tinge of pity fills your own heart. What a sad, sad sack. Maybe it's for the best he didn't contact the HEART.

I MOVED ON. WE HAD OUR FUN.

You thought you heard something. You try to dismiss it. You got other things you got to do: most importantly, inspecting containment cells!
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You march through the fog, avoiding the patch of space that Colt must've passed through earlier. You don't want to take any unnecessary damage, unless it directly benefits you.

You mark down every containment cell you see, and by the looks of it, the robot in charge of this lab has a grand total of four anomalies. Gotta give him props, that's a lot to manage on your lonesome.

-CELL #1: 'CUTECLYSM'. Light superficial damage to the exterior airlock in the form of scratches. Practically took no meaningful damage. There's very, VERY muffled barking from that airlock.
-CELL #2: 'THE CITY'S ANARCHIST'. Minor abrasions, signs of warping and softening from excessive heat. The keycard scanner is outright destroyed. Someone coughed inside.
-CELL #3: 'WALKING LIGHTNING'. Airlock has been welded shut, presumably from intense and prolonged heat. Metal looks weak and warped, with visible holes poking through the airlock. Crackling can be heard through the holes.
-CELL #4: 'SEER OF THE VOID'. The airlock is currently lying on the floor. That thing got blown straight off its hinges. The only reason the anomaly hasn't breached is because it hasn't wanted to. The tip-tap of too many legs echo from the opened cell.

You move your ass into high gear to repair Cell #3 and Cell #4 to the best of your ability. You use every piece of furniture you can get your grubby hands on to barricade Cell #4. You pushed everything that wasn't nailed down over, hopefully blocking the entrance for long enough for a proper repair team to deal with that.

As for CELL #3? You use what little welding equipment you have on hand to try to patch up whatever holes you can. You don't have a lot of time and you can't really stay here, so again, you do the best you can. You manage to seal up the last hole right as you hear something that freezes your blood.

BANG. BANG. BANG. Three gunshots, knocking on the door of destiny. You scramble to exit the lab to see what the hell is going on out there.

>TWO CONTAINMENT BREACHES HAVE BEEN DELAYED, THANKS TO YOUR VIGILANCE!

Colt is still holding his gun up by the time you're outside. Blue and red smoke is billowing out of the end of his gun. His body is shaking like a leaf in the wind. His bloodshot eyes can't decide where to look. "He was there! He was right fucking there! Th-the tattooed freak!"

A trail of corrosive green blood is heading down towards the left. The blood is practically melting through the cheap steel like a knife through butter. Imagine if that stuff actually hit your skin. Your mind is suddenly flooded with a message before you can think of a plan.

["We uncovered a strange artifact at the ritual site, alongside several documents from the target we are hunting down. We're investigating them now. Have you spotted the target?"]

Crap. The target's right there, you could chase after him, but who knows what you'd be heading into. Maybe you should regroup? Maybe not? You need to make a choice, now.
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Where do you go to now? You can only pick one, splitting up even further sounds like suicide.
>Rejoin the others by the RITUAL SITE. You can't go blindly chasing after the MADMAN. (You'll lose the MADMAN, but this is by far the safest choice. Power in numbers.)
>Head to the ABANDONED CHURCH. He might be heading back there, so maybe you can ambush him there. (Good chance on finding some extra loot there.)
>Chase after the MADMAN, to wherever he's heading to now, just you and Colt. (Straight to the point. Also risky.)
>Contact Nine about your encounter with the MADMAN. You want to pinch him before he can go anywhere. (DC 85, +15 to roll. High risk, high reward.)
>Another plan? (Write in. Go somewhere else? Ask the other team to do something else?)

Might do an early update, depending on how quickly a majority forms. Not really a lot of choices this update.
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>>6462910
>Chase after the MADMAN, to wherever he's heading to now, just you and Colt. (Straight to the point. Also risky.)
GETTIM
>>6462904
>You want to go back to bed, so you can dream about whatever men your age dream about: tax paperwork
God I wish he dreamt about that instead of what he actually dreams.
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>>6462907
>You instinctually know what it's talking about.
Oh no.

>>6462910
>Head to the ABANDONED CHURCH. He might be heading back there, so maybe you can ambush him there. (Good chance on finding some extra loot there.)
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>>6462910
>Chase after the MADMAN, to wherever he's heading to now, just you and Colt. (Straight to the point. Also risky.)
Kill this blood-soaked jihadist
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>>6462910
>Chase after the MADMAN, to wherever he's heading to now, just you and Colt. (Straight to the point. Also risky.)
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>>6462910
>Chase after the MADMAN, to wherever he's heading to now, just you and Colt. (Straight to the point. Also risky.)

TAKE HIS ASS DOWN

>“Like wolves howling at an ichor black sky”
Good to know that “Does the Black Moon Howl” works on these guys too!
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>>6462910
Head to the ABANDONED CHURCH. He might be heading back there, so maybe you can ambush him there. (Good chance on finding some extra loot there.)
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>>6462910
>Rejoin the others by the RITUAL SITE. You can't go blindly chasing after the MADMAN. (You'll lose the MADMAN, but this is by far the safest choice. Power in numbers.)
-Relay that if it’s a music player they found, that they should NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES play it.

Let’s regroup. We’ve got the whole evening to deal with this guy, and we do NOT want to be running around separated when *Nothing* has been loosed unto the facility. Hidaka’s instincts are right as usual.
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>>6462934
+1
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>>6462910
>Rejoin the others by the RITUAL SITE. You can't go blindly chasing after the MADMAN. (You'll lose the MADMAN, but this is by far the safest choice. Power in numbers.)
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>>6462910
>Rejoin the others by the RITUAL SITE. You can't go blindly chasing after the MADMAN. (You'll lose the MADMAN, but this is by far the safest choice. Power in numbers.)
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>>6462906
>Huh. You genuinely didn't expect what Colt said to be a password
>inb4 the password was cocksucker
>>6462910
>Contact Nine about your encounter with the MADMAN. You want to pinch him before he can go anywhere. (DC 85, +15 to roll. High risk, high reward.)
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>>6462910
>>Head to the ABANDONED CHURCH. He might be heading back there, so maybe you can ambush him there. (Good chance on finding some extra loot there.)
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>>6462910
>Contact Nine about your encounter with the MADMAN. You want to pinch him before he can go anywhere. (DC 85, +15 to roll. High risk, high reward.)
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>>6462910
>Another plan? (Write in. Go somewhere else? Ask the other team to do something else?)

Give colt a wire flower, tell him to follow a turn behind us in the hallway, follow mad man with our stealth cloak. Relay our position to nine for her team to meet up with us, and colt through wire flowers so he knows where we are while stealthed.
Also, while doing so, see if we can send mental images through the wire flowers of where to shoot for Colt, maybe he can open portals to hit the madman with his weapons even if he cant see it himself, might turn out to be a wicked sick combo move.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

CHASE HIM: 4
CHURCH: 3
RITUAL SITE: 4
CONTACT NINE: 2
COMPLEX PLAN: 1

Hm. We got a tie, and for a moment I thought it might be important enough to leave it open for a bit longer for a tiebreak, but I also want to get something out early (by my standards). So, we shall trust the whim of the coin.

1: CHASE HIM TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH
2: REGROUP, YOU FUCKING APE.

Whatever I get, I'll write. See you then.

>>6462962
Remember, eat your lizards. Or should the lizards eat you? It's hard to say, really, unless you trust that the lizard is a lizard and-
[DATA EXPUNGED]

>>6462914
What do you mean? That's all you dream about. You don't dream about anything else.
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There's no time to waste. He's going to heal off those injuries sooner than later and what then? He's going to hide until your group is too exhausted to even think about hunting him down. That supernatural soldier who gave you this contract is probably breathing down your neck as you speak. You need to do this today.

One of your artifacts, ESTABLISHING SHOT, begins to flutter inside your bag. A seed is planted in your mind. Portals within portals. You know ESTABLISHING SHOT can generate tiny, unstable portals, but that might be enough to help you down the line. Especially if Colt could fire a bullet through one of them.

"Where did you hit him?"

"In his fuckin' legs! I had to slow him down and, like, you can't fuckin' run with torn up legs." His face has taken on a shade of red that's distinctly inhumane. His blood pressure must be in the thousands at this point. 'Pissed off' wouldn't even begin to describe his expression. "GET. MOVING."

He doesn't need to say that twice. You summon up all the energy you can. The muscles in your legs scream as you rush after the injured MADMAN. Colt follows right after you, practically foaming at the mouth now that the MADMAN has been spotted. Your brain refuses to classify him by his actual name. Weird.

You relay the information back to Nine, using the STATIC PIN as your trusty communicator. The second you finish relaying everything, Nine spills everything she knows.

["Concerning. Since you are already chasing him down, we will continue to do our best to figure out what exact ritual he was performing here. Angel will arrive at your position shortly, if you can tell us where you are currently at."]

You mentally relay your current position. You're following the trail of green, corrosive blood that the MADMAN has left behind. By the looks of you, you think he's retreating back to one of his dens, so that's where you'll meet Angel at.

You might be able to get the job with Colt alone, but you're not going to say no to more help. Nine confirms that she told Angel about your position, before abruptly pausing mid-sentence. She clears her throat in an awkward attempt to control her voice before continuing.

Nine's voice takes on an unsettlingly worried tone. ["Everything we have managed to glean about the ritual circle's results is only feeding us back junk data. The only thing we have uncovered is he has attuned with some sort of anomaly, but it is actively suppressing...no. That would be a misnomer.""]

["I am unsure if there is any information to 'redact'. There is a hole in the shape of a suffocatingly warm concept and the concept has been hollowed out, leaving only behind an indentation of a noosphere construct. Nature abhors a vac-"]

["I apologize. I lost track of myself. Do you know what tar tastes like?"]

You feel like trying to talk to Nine right now will go nowhere. At least you're noticing a pattern in this mystery abno's quirks.
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Self-redacting properties, causes tar to erupt out of people's mouths or throats, seemingly summoned by one man. It's concerning, but you have no idea what it might look like or what form it might take. You have to keep your head on a swivel in case you see something that'd match what you know of this anomaly.

The MADMAN has been able to keep his distance, even with you and Colt hot on his trail. The only glimpses of him you've been able to see so far are the drops of boiling hot green blood he's leaving behind. The actual man himself continues to evade your gaze.

"MotherFUCKER!" Colt snarls through barred teeth. "COME BACK HERE! YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER, BOY! WE'RE GONNA PUT YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE ONCE WE'RE DONE WITH YOU!"

"You think that's going to get him to slow down!?" Your clothes are getting drenched in sweat. You haven't had to run like this in ages. "That's only going to make him run faster."

"GOOD! THAT'LL TIRE HIM OUT. WE'RE GONNA GET YOU, BOY. WE'RE GONNA GET YOU!"

You take another sharp turn as you try to keep up with the MADMAN. You nearly collide face first with Angel, but he manages to swerve out of the way in time. Flecks of dried tar cling to Angel's robe, presumably from when Nine vomited up some of that awful stuff.

It reeks of old cigarettes, bad coffee and despair. It is an incredibly pungent substance, and almost certainly some kind of corrosive.

"You found the sinner, correct?" Angel huffs as he tries to keep pace with both of you. "What am I kidding? Of course, you did. I- my head's all sorts of scrambled right now."

"Well, keep your head on a swivel, since this freak has some tricks up his sleeves."

You're actually getting close enough to the target where you can hear him speaking. What the MADMAN is saying is, befitting the title your mind has assigned, nonsensical.

<I will earn her love again I will love her again tenderness and the warm smile and her eyes upon me>
<Love and love and love and that corrosive love she holds in her core and I know she loves me and the pain is an illusion I shall sing my melody to her and she will be forced to listen my favor and attunement shall be restored again>

There might be something amongst that gibberish that means something to someone. Not you.

The trail eventually ends seemingly out of nowhere, with the trail stopping right in front of a standard-looking royal blue-tinted wall. Colt almost collapses to the floor the second he saw the trail vanishing, but he manages to tap into another reservoir of energy, just so he can keep pushing forward.

"Where the hell did that freakshit go?"

"Right here." Angel raises his leg up and, after a short wind up, he smashes the sole of his shoe into the wall. This weak kick from your beanpole of a brother was enough to form a crater in the middle of the wall. "This sinner has a habit of hiding his dens behind fake walls. I guess playing video games with you wasn't a total waste of time, brother."
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The fake wall crumbles into dust, revealing a narrow passage barely wide enough for one person. You'll have to go single file in order to proceed further. Obviously, as the leader, you take the vanguard position at the front of the line. Angel falls right behind you, with Colt acting as your rearguard.

No words are exchanged as you march forward.

https://youtu.be/tvIAWSslwqo - THE DEN

The walls and floor of the hallway soon devolve from sturdy royal blue steel into an uncomfortably familiar yellow sandstone. You're pretty sure that, structurally, it shouldn't be this easy to 'pierce' past the facility's 'shell' that easily.

The three of you continue to march in a single file line, following the only path that is available. You're not claustrophobic, thank god, otherwise you'd be squirming like crazy now. Colt isn't doing so hot, from what little of him you can see. The gibbering, rambling words of the MADMAN bounce from wall to wall, spitting nonsense at you from every direction.

<the pain is an illusion i will attune i will become one with it i will become something greater i will become part of a great whole.>
<i will love that's all that this world exists for it's for the sake of love and adoration and connecting with others no matter how much your heart aches and you will love someone and they will love you and you will spawn and you will reproduce and>

The words only grow louder as you close what little distance there is between you and the MADMAN. You soon reach the end of the hallway, with your group spilling out into a room that's barely bigger than your dorm. This must be the MADMAN's bedroom, or what constitutes one.

The only furnishing in the room is a tattered mattress, stained yellow from age, and god knows what else. The walls are littered with layers upon layers of old documents, each of them containing a mess of words that weave and tangle into each other until it's a mass of black ink.

The floor is stained with a mixture of foul bodily fluids, all of which has congealed into a blackened mass of sludge.
Laying on top of that sludge, only a few feet away from you, is the MADMAN himself. He's a pitiful sight to behold in person and, without the low-quality CCTV camera filtering his appearance, you truly see how he looks.

He is beyond wizened. It is as if the skin and muscles on his body have been hollowed out completely, leaving only behind a few centimeters of dead skin to cling onto his frame. He has to be well over a hundred years old at this point. He might be the oldest person you've seen in your entire life.

His eyes, if you can call them that, are pure white and unseeing. It's a miracle he was somehow able to get back to this room.

Arcane sigils are etched into what's left of his skin, each sigil glowing with a hateful red light. Clutched in one gnarled, skeletal hand is a rusty dagger, stained with fresh blood. Even now, he carved another sigil into his body.
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He tries to stand up, but his legs are too injured to move. Not like he has a chance, given Colt and Angel have both of their weapons drawn on him. Even if Angel wants to keep him alive, he's smart enough to keep his shotgun trained on him just to be safe.

"You. You don't." The MADMAN groans through broken, rotten teeth. "You don't understand. I need. I need to hear its voice again. My lovely, beautiful muse. It is watching me, isn't it?"

"I can sense her! I can sense it! That LOVE!" His cloudy white eyes immediately begin to leak a fetid mixture of infected pus and tears, staining his face in a shade of off-white. "All of you are trying to take my LOVE away!"

"Please." Angel offers a look of pity towards the elderly man. "We do not wish to hurt you any further. We wish to offer you redemption."

"Redemption?" The wizened MADMAN cackles at the idea. "All that matters is the will of the voice in my head!"

Colt's ready to pop a bullet in the MADMAN's head the second anything goes wrong. You should be quick here, you don't know what kind of tricks the MADMAN might pull if you let your guard down.

There might be some information in this den. What do you want to do while you're here? Choose up to three.
>"What do you know about the HEART?" That's who he's trying to contact, right? You might as well figure out why he's so enthralled by THIS anomaly in specific.
>"What happened during your ritual? Who talked to you?" You know for a fact he didn't contact the HEART. So what, in god's name, DID he contact?
>Examine the sigils he carved into his body. Maybe you can reverse engineer whatever powers they might have? (Grants you some insight into ARTIFACT gifts as a whole.)
>Examine the documents on the walls. Could there be anything useful on them? (DC 67, +12 to roll)
>Let Angel talk to him. Maybe he can get through to him. (+ANGEL RAPPORT. Who knows if this will go anywhere.)
>Let Colt talk to him. He'll be your bad cop, while you'll be the 'good' cop. (+COLT RAPPORT. Maybe this will get him to crack.)
>Tell him YOU can hear the HEART. See how he reacts to that. (Could offer some interesting insight into what, exactly, is going on in his head.)
>Use ESTABLISHING SHOT'S memory reading power on him. No better time to use this ARTIFACT than now. (DC 60, +15 to roll. Offers a wide assortment of information, ranging from critical to useless.)
>Say nothing. Do nothing. Think about nothing. (DC 50. No modifiers. N/A.)
>Write in.

And how do you deal with the MADMAN once you're done talking?
>Knock him out with whatever you have, then reunite with Hidaka and Nine at the RITUAL SITE. (Angel did want the non-lethal option.)
>There's no saving this freak. Kill him. Kill him *now.* (DC 75, +20 to roll.)
>Write in?
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>>6463297
>"What do you know about the HEART?" That's who he's trying to contact, right? You might as well figure out why he's so enthralled by THIS anomaly in specific.
>Tell him YOU can hear the HEART. See how he reacts to that. (Could offer some interesting insight into what, exactly, is going on in his head.)
>"What happened during your ritual? Who talked to you?" You know for a fact he didn't contact the HEART. So what, in god's name, DID he contact?

>Knock him out with whatever you have, then reunite with Hidaka and Nine at the RITUAL SITE. (Angel did want the non-lethal option.)
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>>6463297
>"What happened during your ritual? Who talked to you?" You know for a fact he didn't contact the HEART. So what, in god's name, DID he contact?
>Examine the sigils he carved into his body. Maybe you can reverse engineer whatever powers they might have? (Grants you some insight into ARTIFACT gifts as a whole.)
>Examine the documents on the walls. Could there be anything useful on them? (DC 67, +12 to roll)

>There's no saving this freak. Kill him. Kill him *now.* (DC 75, +20 to roll.)
He's lying in a pool of his own nasty fluids in the middle of his goon cave and all he can bring himself to do is mutter nonsense about his anomalous waifu, plus he tried to blow up that robot and almost caused a containment breach in the process. He's a lost cause.
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>>6463297
>"What do you know about the HEART?" That's who he's trying to contact, right? You might as well figure out why he's so enthralled by THIS anomaly in specific.
>Tell him YOU can hear the HEART. See how he reacts to that. (Could offer some interesting insight into what, exactly, is going on in his head.)
Vincent never chose this or wanted this
>Examine the sigils he carved into his body. Maybe you can reverse engineer whatever powers they might have? (Grants you some insight into ARTIFACT gifts as a whole.)
>Knock him out with whatever you have, then reunite with Hidaka and Nine at the RITUAL SITE. (Angel did want the non-lethal option.)
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>>6463289
>["I am unsure if there is any information to 'redact'. There is a hole in the shape of a suffocatingly warm concept and the concept has been hollowed out, leaving only behind an indentation of a noosphere construct. Nature abhors a vac-"]
If I understood it correctly, instead of redacting information there's a nothingness with the shape of something that isn't there in the collective unconscious, like a phantom concept ? This seems like the strangest anomaly we've ever encountered, even more than the heart
>>6463297
>"What do you know about the HEART?" That's who he's trying to contact, right? You might as well figure out why he's so enthralled by THIS anomaly in specific.
>"What happened during your ritual? Who talked to you?" You know for a fact he didn't contact the HEART. So what, in god's name, DID he contact?
>Examine the documents on the walls. Could there be anything useful on them? (DC 67, +12 to roll)

>Knock him out with whatever you have, then reunite with Hidaka and Nine at the RITUAL SITE. (Angel did want the non-lethal option.)
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>>6463297
>"What do you know about the HEART?" That's who he's trying to contact, right? You might as well figure out why he's so enthralled by THIS anomaly in specific.
>"What happened during your ritual? Who talked to you?" You know for a fact he didn't contact the HEART. So what, in god's name, DID he contact?
>Examine the sigils he carved into his body. Maybe you can reverse engineer whatever powers they might have? (Grants you some insight into ARTIFACT gifts as a whole.)

>unconscious
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>>6463297
>"What do you know about the HEART?" That's who he's trying to contact, right? You might as well figure out why he's so enthralled by THIS anomaly in specific.
>"What happened during your ritual? Who talked to you?" You know for a fact he didn't contact the HEART. So what, in god's name, DID he contact?
>Let Angel talk to him. Maybe he can get through to him. (+ANGEL RAPPORT. Who knows if this will go anywhere.)

>Knock him out with whatever you have, then reunite with Hidaka and Nine at the RITUAL SITE. (Angel did want the non-lethal option.)
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>>6463297
>"What do you know about the HEART?" That's who he's trying to contact, right? You might as well figure out why he's so enthralled by THIS anomaly in specific.
Surprised this doesn't need a roll, what with it involving us talking out loud about HEART.
>Examine the sigils he carved into his body. Maybe you can reverse engineer whatever powers they might have? (Grants you some insight into ARTIFACT gifts as a whole.)
>Let Colt talk to him. He'll be your bad cop, while you'll be the 'good' cop. (+COLT RAPPORT. Maybe this will get him to crack.)

>There's no saving this freak. Kill him. Kill him *now.* (DC 75, +20 to roll.)
I feel bad for this, but what else are we going to do with him? The soldiers aren't going to want him, and management isn't going to thank us for dropping him in their lap instead of handling it ourselves.
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>>6463297
>Examine the sigils he carved into his body. Maybe you can reverse engineer whatever powers they might have? (Grants you some insight into ARTIFACT gifts as a whole.)
>Tell him YOU can hear the HEART. See how he reacts to that. (Could offer some interesting insight into what, exactly, is going on in his head.)
>Let Angel talk to him. Maybe he can get through to him. (+ANGEL RAPPORT. Who knows if this will go anywhere.)

>Knock him out with whatever you have, then reunite with Hidaka and Nine at the RITUAL SITE. (Angel did want the non-lethal option.)
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>>6463297
>>Let Angel talk to him. Maybe he can get through to him. (+ANGEL RAPPORT. Who knows if this will go anywhere.)
Use ESTABLISHING SHOT'S memory reading power on him. No better time to use this ARTIFACT than now. (DC 60, +15 to roll. Offers a wide assortment of information, ranging from critical to useless.)
>Examine the sigils he carved into his body. Maybe you can reverse engineer whatever powers they might have? (Grants you some insight into ARTIFACT gifts as a whole.)

Knock him out with whatever you have, then reunite with Hidaka and Nine at the RITUAL SITE. (Angel did want the non-lethal option.)
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Type of shit Colt would post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EG2lrLhcAY
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>>6463297
Why he’s enthralled by the HEART isn’t a mystery; we understand all too well, and it being way too overbearing for our tastes definitely isn’t an opinion that’d be shared by everyone.

>"What happened during your ritual? Who talked to you?" You know for a fact he didn't contact the HEART. So what, in god's name, DID he contact?
The contract is to put a stop to the shit he’s getting up to. That shit is based on a lie. Point out the lie.

>Tell him YOU can hear the HEART. See how he reacts to that. (Could offer some interesting insight into what, exactly, is going on in his head.)
If he needs evidence of how we can possibly know this is a lie for a fact…

>Let Angel talk to him. Maybe he can get through to him. (+ANGEL RAPPORT. Who knows if this will go anywhere.)
Give Angel a shot at convincing him, after giving him as much information as you can.

If “Nothing” is in the room, refusing to acknowledge it might be the play, at least until we’ve dealt with the old man. Trying to perceive it would definitely aggro it.

>Knock him out with whatever you have, then reunite with Hidaka and Nine at the RITUAL SITE. (Angel did want the non-lethal option.)
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>>6463297
>Let Colt talk to him. He'll be your bad cop, while you'll be the 'good' cop. (+COLT RAPPORT. Maybe this will get him to crack.)
>Examine the sigils he carved into his body. Maybe you can reverse engineer whatever powers they might have? (Grants you some insight into ARTIFACT gifts as a whole.)

>Knock him out with whatever you have, then reunite with Hidaka and Nine at the RITUAL SITE. (Angel did want the non-lethal option.)
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HEAR THE HEART: 4
KNOW ABOUT THE HEART?: 6
RITUAL: 6
SIGILS: 7
DOCUMENTS: 2
ANGEL: 4
COLT: 2
MEMORY: 1

WHAT DO TO HIM?
KNOCK HIS ASS OUT: 9
KILL HIM: 2

Alright, pretty clear cut. We're going to ask him about the ritual, his ties to the heart before examining the sigils he carved into him. Then you're going to knock his ass out and drag him somewhere else.
Writing now.

>>6463461
Not only would he post it, he'd force FET to watch it every single day.

>>6463359
>This seems like the strangest anomaly we've ever encountered, even more than the heart
Not every anomaly is going to be an evil cat that hates you, or a toothbrush that can erase matter.

>>6463428
>Surprised this doesn't need a roll, what with it involving us talking out loud about HEART.
There's a reason why, and it's because of who you're talking to specifically. If he wasn't here, it would've needed a roll.

>>6463536
>it being way too overbearing for our tastes definitely isn’t an opinion that’d be shared by everyone.
Who wouldn't want love?
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It would be so easy to kill him. He might have a cognitohazardous song etched into that dementia-riddled mind of his, but that's all he really has. As long as Colt is clean with his shots, he shouldn't spray that much blood, should he?

Hm. The holes in his legs have already beginning to seal shut. His body is still wizened and withered beyond repair, but the tattoos are doing a great job keeping him alive. If those weren't etched into him, it's very likely he would've died simply by living here.

This place is a den of filth and despair. You don't want to think about what you're standing in or what it's made out of. All you know is this place has not been cleaned for ages and that you're going to need to take a very, VERY long shower to get the stench off of your skin.

"I love her." His voice is like a wisp of smoke from a long snuffed-out flame. There's barely anything holding this man together, both physically and mentally. "I loved her. I still love her. Ever since I knew of her. Crimson ichor pouring from its beautiful veins. Imitation vermillion."

"Don't you understand? Love. Bloody red love. Gnashing, animalistic love, ripping flesh layer by layer. Why can't you understand? Why does NO ONE UNDERSTAND?!" He's not really talking to you. He's filling the air with the sound of his own broken voice, as if his words would magically bring summon the anomaly he's been obsessed with.

You hear nothing. No heartbeat. Not even your own. There's only a residual feeling. A trace of a trace of a trace of disgust, from a certain HEART that refuses to be in the same room as the MADMAN.

"Vince. On yer command."
"I trust that you know what you're doing, brother."

It's a challenge to even find the energy to speak, instead of marveling at the pathetic state of your target. You'll start off with something simple. "What do you know about the HEART?" It feels wrong being able to talk about it openly.

The MADMAN immediately shakes his head, like he's expecting something bad to happen if you openly talk about 'her'. When nothing happens, he begins to speak. "She is one with this facility, trapped inside its deepest core. Suffocating inside this steel and sandstone coffin."

His voice somehow manages to sound even gruffer, like his vocal cords are withering with every second that passes. "Do you know the sheer impossibility of finding someone to love here? To become entangled with, in body and spirit?"

His question is completely asinine to you. You struggle to imagine anyone who would actually 'love' you, but what he's saying is pure cope. "So you decided to summon an *anomaly* so it would...love you? Isn't that a little sad?"

"SAD? SAD?! HAAHAHA! Don't you get it?" The MADMAN is about to get back onto his feet, but he stops once he remembers that he's at gunpoint. "Their love is absolute. They will never leave you. They will never let you go. They will become a part of your very soul, etched into your core."

"Isn't that beautiful?"
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"Beautiful?" Angel scrunches his face like he bit into a lemon. "You are attempting to summon demons from beyond the veil itself. Even if we must play pretend and call them anomalies, don't you see how reta-, I mean, ridiculous all of this is?"

"Ridiculous? Am I not in the presence of those who have found Love?" The MADMAN's blind eyes swirl around in his sockets like they're not even attached to his skull. "Flowers. Light. Red and blue stripes. They've left their marks on you too."

"Is that not love? A beautiful, permanent reminder of their love for you? Humans yearn for connection. I wished for a connection that would last beyond my own death. Eternal, bloody love."

"We're getting love advice from a freak who lives in a shit-smeared cave." Colt wrinkles his nose as he takes in that fresh, fresh smell of human filth. "Why are we talking to this freak again?"

"There is still a chance at redemption. Or, at least, a chance to right the wrongs he has committed." Your brother leans forward slightly to get a better look at the MADMAN. "Why did you attempt to murder one of your own colleagues?"

"He refused to help me with my love. My love told me to kill him." You sense that's all he's going to say on this matter. Better to move on to another topic.

"Wait. There's something I need to ask you about. The ritual circle you were creating, what happened during it?"

What remains of the MADMAN's eyes light up. "I contacted my love. She spoke to me, whispering a song that is stained with the letters of a language I can never understand. We talked for eons. We talked for mere seconds. Time itself means nothing when I was talking to her."

"This knife, I carved her words into my skin. Messages upon messages, forever once with my skin." More and more spittle cakes his lips as he babbles on. "She was like the sun itself. I couldn't even look at her, I couldn't even see her, but I knew it was her."

"But," Angel realizes the flaw in his description. "I was at your ritual site. I studied your, to be as generous as I can, 'devoted' notes and carvings. There were no traces of the HEART, which you appear to be talking about."

The MADMAN is frozen in place. His brain refuses to register what Angel said.

"See? I can say its name right now. Normally, calling upon that damned organ will invite nothing but a migraine straight from hell." Angel walks around the filth-drenched den, trusting that Colt can keep his gun trained on the MADMAN. "HEART! HEART! HEART!"

"Nothing. In fact, I didn't feel its presence in the slightest when I mentioned its presence as a theory to the two I was working with."

"No- No, I was talking to her. I had to be talking to her." The MADMAN presses the palms of his hands into the muck-stained floor. "She was speaking to me. I heard her words."

"Aight, this I get. I know anomalous stuff can talk to ya." Colt waves the tip of his rifle in front of the MADMAN. "So, tell us what it said."
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"I'll start. My rifle's tellin' me you're a filthy fuckin' worm who deserves a hole punched through his head."

"I. The voice. The voice, where are the words?" His palms sink even deeper into the floor. "There's nothing- There's an imprint of her words. I can still make out the shape. There's a shape there."

"God, was there anything but that shape? Negative space. Traces of her warmth. Where is she? WHERE IS SHE? I SPENT WEEKS TRYING TO CONTACT HER! WORSHIPING HER WARMTH! HER BEAUTY!" Spittle flies from his mouth. "W-was I loving a shadow? Oh god, where's her words? Where's her voice? There's only the imprint- IT WAS ONLY THE IMPRINT. WHAT WAS I TALKING TO?"

"Where's-"

He stops mid-sentence. Not because he lost his train of thought. Not because of any sense of hesitation or doubt.

Something wet and fleshy hits the floor. You realize he stopped talking because he literally can not speak anymore. Half of his tongue now lays in the murky abyss of filth and vomit, while what remains is nothing but a desiccated, useless stump. Out of panic, Colt smashes the butt of his rifle into the MADMAN's face.

He didn't even have to hit that hard to knock the man out. Your group moves fast now, since whatever's happening to him, it's starting to eat him from the inside out. Perhaps you and your brother feel pity for him. Perhaps you fear that something worse might happen if you kill him. Who knows?

The three of you lift the knocked out MADMAN back to his feet. His body is now stained in his own filth, and you're almost certain your clothes are getting smeared by his fluids. What other choice do you have? Your group moves like bats out of hell are chasing after you.

It took a while to get back outside, thanks to how narrow the hallway is, but at least you can smell something besides human filth and blood. You need to get to the ritual site now, before whatever's happening to him gets worse. Maybe you can fix it? This is some weird anomalous magic nonsense; this is beyond the pale of your anomalous expertise.

Angel's face has lost all color. If he holds it like that for a few years, he might look as pathetic and grey as you! Ha! "We- We need to save him. He can't die now. Death would be too kind- There's still a path to save him. There's always a way forward."

You don't see a priest. You just see a poor kid who's barely an adult. One who is desperately clinging onto hope for a brighter future. Colt would usually be saying something snarky or crude by now, but he's not. He knows that your brother isn't really in the right mental state to accept his usual ribbing.

All the three of you can do is reunite with the others. You can only hope you can stop this from happening again. Whatever anomaly the MADMAN contacted, you need to make sure it ENDS with him.

https://youtu.be/DfieiwAQ96o - THE RITUAL SITE

The three of you burst into the ritual site without much fanfare. What could you really say to Nine about what happened?
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The ritual site is, well, it's only better than his room by comparison. It might've been a computer lab once, but now, its only function is as a memorial to the gibbering (barely alive) madman. It is a mess of broken computer monitors that has congealed into a technological tumor.

The monitors are piled up high enough to go all of the way up to the ceiling. The walls have been completely hidden by the mass of computing equipment, with only small gaps carved into the momentum of technological waste to allow for humans to move around.

The path the MADMAN carved ages ago is about as wide as the hallway to his den. Another walk down a single file line and boom, you're at the 'main' part of the room, towards the north. The ritual circle itself is in the middle of a dome-like structure with wires crisscrossing this way and that, making it a hassle to get anywhere.

The circle is an intricate matrix of sigils and symbols that melds into a coherently incoherent glyph. It almost reminds you of the tattoos that the MADMAN has carved into his skin. There's a pattern to it but there are so many interconnected lines you aren't sure where it starts or ends.

The ritual circle is being studied by, who would've guessed it, your other coworkers. They both wave at you but, strangely, neither of them are saying anything. They seem perfectly fine, and you're about to say something, but Nine shushes you.

Colt opens his mouth to argue with her, but only a puff of air escapes his maw. Okay, that's not normal, but a foreign thought tells you to not think about it. A weird kind of animal instinct.

You lay him down on the floor so you can study what's going on with them. Checking his tongue, or what's left of it, shows that the same sort of patterns is etched into the flesh of his tongue. Each gash is filled in with a faint trace of anomalous material or, well, you usually just call them 'samples'.

The material on his tongue is a shade of dull cyan, tainted by tiny shards of needle-like glass that you can barely see with the naked eye. The material hidden in the gashes he carved into his chest has flecks of what appear to be spores. Microscopic traces of anomalous material, organic or not, are enough to 'create' an ARTIFACT GIFT.

These gifts aren't naturally gifted from an anomaly. He brute-forced the creation of them and he's obviously made them work, even if he only really displays one of them. Seems like he was too busy ranting and raving to scream his corrosive song at you. Not like you're complaining about that.

You open your mouth, ready to ask the others what they found here. No air comes out of your mouth. Your eyes scan the room you're in to see how everyone's holding up.

Nine seems to be doing everything in her power to make her STATIC PIN work, but all you hear is soft static in your head. She gives up and wildly gestures at you to NOT look up.

Hidaka is aggressively fiddling with the ritual circle, trying to snuff out the deafening silence.
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The ritual circle isn't glowing, or showing any other signs of clearly supernatural activity, but there's an almost invisible hum surrounding it. A force that is both there and not there. Your head's spinning trying to rationalize what's going on.

Colt and Angel are too busy keeping the MADMAN alive to pay attention to their surroundings. That might be saving them right now.

You only catch a brief glint of it as your eyes dart up. You didn't get a good glimpse of what was up there. There's something(?) there, floating in the air right above the ritual circle. No, 'something's' the wrong term.

Nine and the MADMAN were both right, there's an indentation of something there. The easiest way to describe what's there is that of a dead pixel on a computer monitor.

A dead pixel isn't really an object in of itself. It's a fragment of an object that no longer works. That's the most concise way you can describe its 'appearance'. A single black square about the size of a fingernail. Its position never seems to change, no matter where you look at it from.

A hole punched into reality itself, from whatever insane occult ritual the MADMAN was performing. Tar dribbles from your lips. [DATA IRREVOCABLE] appears to acknowledge that there are people aware of it now. Your INSIGHT MODULE is screaming inside of your skull.

>[] [BET-TIER ANOMALY]
>PROPERTIES: N/A

Enlightening. All you can tell about it is that it's only a small fragment of 'nothing'. Whatever ritual he was performing, it wasn't enough to fully manifest it into reality. That might be the only reason it hasn't done anything worse to your surroundings.

You need to deal with that black pixel before it either causes more problems.

How do you maneuver around []?
>Wake the MADMAN up. This is HIS problem, HE has to fix it. (A path to redemption.)
>Have your group study the RITUAL CIRCLE. Reverse engineer a way to fix the hole in reality. (DC 85, +20 to roll. Could offer ways of containing problematic anomalies in the future.)
>Destroy the RITUAL CIRCLE ASAP. Cut its power source, NOW. (DC 65, +20 to roll. Easy, but messy.)
>An anomaly is still an anomaly. Keep your eyes on it no matter what. Affirm something exists in there. (Upgrades your ANOMALY TOUCHED trait. This will also hurt like a MOTHERFUCKER.)
>Fight weird occult nonsense with weird religious nonsense. Kneel and pray. (++GOODWILL with NINTH CHURCH. DC 74, +14 to roll.)
>Ignore it. Leave the room. Forget about the room. Seal the door shut. **FORGET** this room existed. (The safest way to contain it.)
>Do nothing. Say nothing. Breathe nothing. See nothing. (DC 50, no modifiers allowed. Increases your ATTUNEMENT with [][][][])
>Gesture at your coworkers to DO WHAT COMES NATURAL. (Will protect you and your coworkers from the anomaly. You also have no control over what they'll do.)
>You hear a heartbeat in your head. Listen to its advice. (???)
>Combine two plans into one? (Write in.)
>Write in?
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>>6463950
>>Wake the MADMAN up. This is HIS problem, HE has to fix it. (A path to redemption.)
>Do nothing. Say nothing. Breathe nothing. See nothing. (DC 50, no modifiers allowed. Increases your ATTUNEMENT with [][][][])
>Gesture at your coworkers to DO WHAT COMES NATURAL. (Will protect you and your coworkers from the anomaly. You also have no control over what they'll do.)
>You hear a heartbeat in your head. Listen to its advice. (???)
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>>6463950
>An anomaly is still an anomaly. Keep your eyes on it no matter what. Affirm something exists in there. (Upgrades your ANOMALY TOUCHED trait. This will also hurt like a MOTHERFUCKER.)
Don't listen to the Heart, this is all HER fault anyway! We ENDURE!!!
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>>6463950
>Wake the MADMAN up. This is HIS problem, HE has to fix it. (A path to redemption.)
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>>6463950
>You hear a heartbeat in your head. Listen to its advice. (???)
>Wake the MADMAN up. This is HIS problem, HE has to fix it. (A path to redemption.)
>An anomaly is still an anomaly. Keep your eyes on it no matter what. Affirm something exists in there. (Upgrades your ANOMALY TOUCHED trait. This will also hurt like a MOTHERFUCKER.)
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>>6463950
>Destroy the RITUAL CIRCLE ASAP. Cut its power source, NOW. (DC 65, +20 to roll. Easy, but messy.)

Nope. Not fuckin around with whatever this is.
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>>6463950
>Write in?
Light it up with illum and look at it with Mad World.
We have two anti-antimemetic artifact gifts, anomalies seem to resolve by either affirming or denying their own reality, and this one seems to be purely antimemetic, what if we deny its reality with them and don't let it be what it wants to be?
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>>6464013
My train of logic is that it came into this world by being wrongly affirmed, so to resolve it we should deny what it has become.
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>>6463950
>Have your group study the RITUAL CIRCLE. Reverse engineer a way to fix the hole in reality. (DC 85, +20 to roll. Could offer ways of containing problematic anomalies in the future.)
Normally I'd be all for increasing ATTUNEMENT. But we have direct evidence of what ATTUNEMENT with [] results in.
And ANOMALY TOUCHED upgrade is tempting, but this thing seems to draw power from being either acknowledged or ignored, so explicitly affirming it exists sounds like it has a high risk of backfiring on us.
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>>6464013
I'll support this as an extended version of
>An anomaly is still an anomaly. Keep your eyes on it no matter what. Affirm something exists in there. (Upgrades your ANOMALY TOUCHED trait. This will also hurt like a MOTHERFUCKER.).
Ideally combining it with the others
>Waking the MADMAN up. This is HIS problem, HE has to fix it. (A path to redemption.)
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>>6463950
>Wake the MADMAN up. This is HIS problem, HE has to fix it. (A path to redemption.)
What we're here for. He knows how this happened, he will know how to make it un-happen
>Have your group study the RITUAL CIRCLE. Reverse engineer a way to fix the hole in reality. (DC 85, +20 to roll. Could offer ways of containing problematic anomalies in the future.)
Just ignore it
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>>6463950
>Have your group study the RITUAL CIRCLE. Reverse engineer a way to fix the hole in reality. (DC 85, +20 to roll. Could offer ways of containing problematic anomalies in the future.)
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>>6463950
>An anomaly is still an anomaly. Keep your eyes on it no matter what. Affirm something exists in there. (Upgrades your ANOMALY TOUCHED trait. This will also hurt like a MOTHERFUCKER.)
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WAKE MADMAN UP: mwj, h/J, vgA, 8ys, bfH
DO NOTHING: mwj
DO WHAT COMES NATURAL: mwj
HEARTBEAT: mwj, vgA
AFFIRM: fQX, vGA, k43
DESTROY: E2d
AFFIRM, BUT SIDEWAYS: SZ3, 8ys
RITUAL CIRCLE: wUI, bfH, gM2

Just woke up, so let's see. I'm going to allow you to combine WAKE THE MADMAN UP and AFFIRMING THE ANOMALY EXISTS, since that seems to be the thing most people voted on. Tell you what, though, I'm going to ask you for a quick skill check to see how effective SZ3's write in is

Three anons, roll 1d100+11.

AFFIRM IT EXISTS (DC 77, +11 to roll.)
0 SUCCESSES: [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [THREAD DELETED] [THREAD DELETED] ([???])
1 SUCCESS: The pixel is getting wider. The tear is growing bigger. Your eyes can't break away from it. (You learn a LOT about the nature of anomalies...against your own will. ----MENTAL HEALTH)
2 SUCCESSES: It doesn't hurt to look at. Something about you're doing is messing with the anomaly's 'structure'. (You and your friends are now protected from the worst of the anomaly's influence for the time being! You learn a little about the nature of anomalies as well.)
3 SUCCESSES: There's something beyond the veil. Something you can reach past, if you can stare past it. (Same as 2 SUCCESSES, but you think you can understand the HEART a little more, from seeing its invers[REDACTED])
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Rolled 90 + 11 (1d100 + 11)

>>6464526
Rolling
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Rolled 69 + 11 (1d100 + 11)

>>6464526
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>>6464530
>>6464541
Vincent survives one more hour without a brain bleed.
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Rolled 88 + 11 (1d100 + 11)

>>6464526
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>>6464530
>>6464541
>>6464546
Jesus christ, what are these rolls? 3 SUCCESSES was not what I was expecting but hey! You earnt it! You survive one more hour without having your brain [REDACTED] by a [DATA EXPUNGED]! Maybe you should deal with highly aggressive and metaphysical anomalies more often.

Writing now.

>>6464546
"Lizards, man, why does it have to be lizards?"
-Edward Smith
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>>6464546
Anyone know where i can find a qt harvester nurse who WILL eat my kidneys when I sleep?
Thanks in advance.
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>>6464549
>Maybe you should deal with highly aggressive and metaphysical anomalies more often.

>inb4 ARC is so impressed with our handling of [] they give us only Bet class options for our next Anomaly
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>>6464574
Vincent's succes is going to get him killed.
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>>6464574
This is the exact opposite of what we want. We will make our value known through MOLD.
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For a fleeting moment, you understand what the MADMAN was talking about. There's a trace of beauty to the dead pixel looming over the ritual circle. Light refuses to touch it, for there is nothing to touch. It has not moved from its spot, for there is nothing to move. A total void that moves in opposition to light, sound, gravity, touch and thought.

Tar dribbles out of your mouth. You think you're starting to get it. It's trying to [REDACT] you because now, you're actively negating its 'concept?' God, this thing is confusing to think about, because there is nothing to describe beyond your initial 'dead pixel' description.

It simply what it isn't. It's a fragment of a fragment of unreality. And the more you look at it, the more your surroundings become 'less' real. Things inside the room are beginning to feel more and more 'unreal'. The room you're in is starting to lose all detail. The computers that once surrounded you are now featureless grey cubes.

Some still have a button or two, out of a sense of fleeting obligation to their original purpose. The air is thin, as if it no longer exists. The light in the room is beginning to fade, for there is now no lightbulb shining to illuminate the room.

You need to do something and fast. Best case scenario, this room is erased from reality and the problem solves itself. Worst case scenario? It doesn't stop at one room!

Angel is still trying his best to wake up the MADMAN. The lack of air in the room prevents sound from traveling, but his words are easy enough to parse. Your brother sees this a chance to offer the 'sinner' redemption. To purify his spirit and to die a pure, pious death when his body fails.

The MADMAN is barely conscious, but the words he's spewing, from what little you can parse, is that he doesn't want to look at it. That it is not his LOVE, that he will not risk his life for something that isn't his object of obsession.

Colt is pressing the barrel of his rifle right against his face, silently 'screaming' at him to get moving already.

Hidaka is about to run out of this room at a moment's notice. Whatever loyalty she has to you, whatever attachment she has to you, can only bend so far in the face of complete oblivion. She's made some progress done on the ritual circle, alongside Nine, but whatever occult ritual they've performed on it has only slowed down []'s growth.

Or lack of growth, if you must use negative terms. Seems so, since you felt like you covered up a filling just now.

SLUMBERING WISH raises something up to your face. Enwrapped in its vine are two of your other ARTIFACT gifts: ILLUM and MAD WORLD. You wonder why the two other ARTIFACT GIFTS you have are staying dormant, but you suppose they can't really offer any advice to something that does not 'exist'.

Somewhere, in a place that doesn't exist anymore, you sense another man is doing the same thing you're doing to another non-existent anomaly.
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The glasses effortlessly slide over your face. As you stare up at the dead pixel that represents [], you see something. It's barely something, barely even a concept of a concept, but there's something hidden underneath it. A glimmer of HATE. A glimmer of DISGUST.

IT IS REPULSED BY THE HUMANS STANDING BEFORE IT. FOR THEY ARE REPULSIVE, FOR THEY ARE, AND IT IS NOT. A SHADOW DOES NOT EXIST.

A tidal wave of black tar erupts from your mouth. It stings the roof of your mouth and the flesh of your tongue in a way indescribably painful. You endure through it. You always have to endure. No matter what happens. Your coworkers are either incapable of noticing the pain you're going through, or refuse to acknowledge it as a roundabout way to help you.

>3 SUCCESSES!

The light of ILLUM shines upon []. The dead pixel vibrates and hums, making actual noise for the first time. The vibration sinks deep into your bones, bypassing your corpus with the same ease a razor sharp blade would pierce through your flesh.

"-what the hell-" You can actually hear words now. Voices of disgust, fear and revilement from those you trust. Not at you, thank god, but at [].

"-you FUCKING SUMMONED THIS YOU DEAL WITH IT-" Their voices are smothered in a blanket of radio static.
"-IT'S NOT MY LOVE WHY WOULD I-"
"-to purge your sins you MUST-"
"-please work please work-"

Nine is scratching some barely coherent sigils into the ritual circle as a way to buy more time. Hidaka is recording as many notes as she can about the ritual circle in order to help Nine. Working together seems to actually be buying you time, since [] hasn't actually been able to do anything to you.

You take another step towards the physical manifestation of []. That humming it is making, if you really strain your ears, almost sounds like someone took a heartbeat and played in reverse. A repulsive noise of blood being drawn away from an organ, leaving only a hollow husk of something that used to bring warmth to a body.

In a very confusing way, it is beginning to make a quaint kind of sense. The MADMAN grew fond of an anomaly that would promise him warmth and comfort. Something to give his life meaning. Something that would give him a reason to exist. A connection that would ground him to this world.

That desire to belong. That aching gnaw in his own heart, knowing that he had nothing to live for aside from this one singular desire. By the way he talks, he genuinely had nothing else to live for besides this one connection.

Anomalies are born of emotions, of thoughts, of pain, of joy, of experience. That corrosive thought that nothing but one singular anomaly mattered, that all he wanted was one thing beyond anything else. That's what his ritual summoned: a literal shadow. His innermost thoughts. His desire to summon the HEART was always a pipe dream.

That organ has already latched onto you with an obsessive love that only a-
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You refuse to think about this any further. The less you think about the HEART, the better. You don't want to know who the HEART used to be, if it was ever a person.

You have inklings of what the HEART could be. Of why it calls you HEIR. Of why it talks of wanting you to find LOVE..

These thoughts are be causing [] physical pain. To be dissected, to be acknowledged. Tar continues to dribble out of your mouth. The same corrosive fluid is slowly oozing out of the orifices of your coworkers, but for now, the anomaly is beginning to fade.

The MADMAN finally wills up the courage to approach the ritual circle. His body trembles like his frail form could collapse at any second. His words melt away into inaudibility almost immediately, but you can piece together the important parts.

"My papa. My mama. My sis. They're all gone. Buried in the dirt. All that's left of them are bones. Bones, and nothing else. Nothing left. Nothing left." He presses his hands together as he kneels before the anomaly. Colt stands right behind him, keeping a gun pointed at the back of the madman's head in case he even thinks of doing anything stupid.

"You know how lonely that is? To know that the people you love are gone? Gone forever? And you'll never see them again?" His eyes water with blackened tears. "I wanted someone to love me. I wanted something. Anything. But all I got was YOU!"

[] doesn't speak in any way that's perceivable to a human. It continues to recede and shrink as your gaze burrows into it. The computers surrounding the ritual circle begin to resemble actual computers again. The air is becoming breathable again. You can actually make out the panicked murmurings and conspiratorial whispers your coworkers are making.

Your eyes never leave []. It exists, even if it is only because it is a fragment of the HEART. Literally chasing after the shadow of someone you 'love'. So that's what Nine truly meant by an 'indentation' of a concept, of something hollowed out. It's frightening that even the mere traces of the HEART can do this much damage.

Even when it is not trying to, the HEART hurts those it is connected to. This time, at least, it wasn't on purpose. You can give it that much.

"I'm sorry." The MADMAN collapses to the floor. His body is beginning to seize, both from old age and from [] being acknowledged. Angel immediately kneels before the MADMAN, forcing him back up to his knees. Your brother's eyes refuse to look up at [], that if he were to acknowledge it, he'd see what you're seeing.

The only words that the MADMAN is making now are a repeated chorus of incoherent apologies and acknowledgments that he has no one. That he shouldn't have hurt anyone because of his loneliness.

[] warbles, realizing that there is no purpose in it being here. That the MADMAN did create it. That it was made. That it exists, despite its best efforts, and it is no longer needed.
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The last thing you see as [] begins to collapse in on itself is an old memory, hidden in the deepest depths of the murky abyss. A memory of a memory. Something that only exists in the same way that [] does: a half-remembered echo.

It was a very hot summer's day. The sun was blinding. A crowd of men and women had formed around a coffin you do not recognize. There was someone missing in the crowd. Someone that should've been there, but only his absence was present. Someone who was gone for the longest time.

None of the crowd wished to acknowledge the one who was absent.

A widower stood before the coffin. His stony gaze refused to leave the coffin, much like how your gaze refused to leave []. A shaft of light shot upwards through the coffin, striking his sweat-soaked brow. The sweat that had accumulated splashed down on his eyelids, smearing them in a film of warm moisture.

His tears and sweat mixed into a suffocating, stinging brine that left him blinded. All he could do was to knock upon the coffin. Praying, begging, for whoever was inside to come back. His fists banged on the coffin. Four sharp knocks. Upon the door of joy, he knocks, desperate to hear her voice. But there was nothing.

His son, the one who stayed, refused to watch. His hands tightened around the cross necklace he wore. That was all he could cling to.

And like that, there was truly nothing there. There wasn't even an indention of a concept. The anomaly you were staring at is gone, suffocated under the blazing light of ILLUM and your MAD WORLD enhanced gaze. The MADMAN falls back to the floor. With a practiced motion, he scratches a line into the ritual circle.

A faint reverb echoes through the room, and then, the ritual circle goes dead. There is no traces of anomalous energy radiating from it.
>[] has been contained!

You wipe away at the tar clinging to your lips. You're shocked that worked as well as it did. Maybe Nine and Hidaka's work on the ritual circle bought you way more time than you oughta had. Maybe the MADMAN denouncing his obsession weakened it. Maybe your gaze was all it took.

The less you think about it, the better. Hidaka seems to agree with you since she's already running towards the exit. You won't stop her.
>HIDAKA left the party.

Colt's the next one to falter. "That was- Christ! Fuck! This was a nightmare- We're not gonna talk about this shit, okay? This weird occult shit STAYS in this room." Before anyone could say anything, he chases after Hidaka. With how fast he's running, you think he might actually be trying to catch up with her.
>COLT left the party.

Nine's mask is beginning to slip. She hastily presses the mask back into place, as if the sheer absurdity of the metaphysically confusing anomaly has actually gotten to her. "Interesting data. To summon an anomaly from another anomaly, splintering a concept in twain, is something I did not expect a mere human to achieve."
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"I-I-"

"ARC will have a lot of questions for you. If you answer them properly, we may even offer you a way to put those skills to better use." Nine's tone is measured and professional, despite the absurdity of all of this. "Angel, would you say he should redeem himself through hard works?"

"What is faith without works?" Angel murmurs in a calm, reverent tone.

That's enough for Nine. She grabs the MADMAN by the arm and with a tug, she forces the man back to his feet. She escorts the filth-stained man out of the room. Now, there is just you and Angel. Brother and brother. Neither of you want to look at the other. You remove your glasses, placing them back in your satchel alongside the light bulb.

A heavy sigh is how Angel starts the conversation. His face wears a strained smile like it's physically painful to move his facial features. "The old saying of 'staring into the abyss' never quite clicked in my head until now. I understood the meaning of it but I never to 'grok' it."

Your face contorts into an expression of bewilderment.

"One of my book club members read a book that used it- That's beside the point. I did not expect you to stare into a literal abyss. I would ask why, but I believe I understand."

"You do?"

"It's not hard to read you, brother. At least, when someone cares enough about you to learn your quirks." Your brother taps his foot on the ritual circle. "Know this. You are a better man than you think you are. I have seen and heard about what you have done, and for the most part, they are the actions of a commendable man."

"We have all sinned, Vincent. That is the nature of us being human. However, through hard work and honest belief, we can all grow to be better than we were. Even if it is only by a little."

You glance back up at where [] once was. It feels weird ACTUALLY seeing nothing there, instead of a paradoxically non-existent entity. "I don't think what I did was all that special. I contained an anomaly. I dealt with another obligation. That's what I do, brother, that's all I've ever done."

"True, true." Your brother doesn't argue with you on that point. "Perhaps I have a biased view. After all, who am I to deny our blood ties? But, in my best attempts at being impartial, I will say you did the best you could, given this bizarre situation."

"It's been a long day for all of us, hasn't it?"

You nod. It has. God, it has. The only thing you want to do now is to go to bed, and to clean your teeth of this corrosive tar.

"Let us dream of simpler times, brother. I believe we both deserve that." Your brother turns to leave. You follow right after him, your body heavy and sluggish after what has felt like years.

The walk back to the nearest elevator is relatively uneventful. Honestly, you welcome it, especially after everything that happened. Your brother fills the air with random stories about his time at church. They're all mundane and boring but honestly? You enjoy listening to them, inane as they are.
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CONTRACT #2 IS DONE!
REWARDS: $500 (small reduction from your various coworker assisting you. They all got a 'fair' payout from the soldier for helping you), tomorrow you'll get a choice of three pieces of anti-anomalous equipment!
NOTES: You'll learn about what equipment upgrade Nine got soon, in case she appears tomorrow. You DO know it helped her with figuring out how the ritual circle worked.

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You're back on LAYER 2 before you know it. Your legs barely listen to you, and your brother's stories are blending together into a mess of noise inside your exhausted brain. You collapse against a nearby wall right as you're about to reach your room.

Your brother doesn't leave your side at first. He simply stands there, patiently waiting to see if he needs to help you back to your feet. All you want to do is to merge with that wall so you don't have to move ever again. God, your body hurts.

"Hrm." Angel tugs on your arm, pulling you to his side. He supports you just long enough to help you back to your room. Your dorm was only about a half minute's walk away, but the support's appreciated. He lets you go once you're actually standing in front of your room. "Do get some rest, brother. You deserve to indulge in the sin of sloth sometimes."

With that, your brother leaves. Your brain's already stitching something together inside what remains of your broken and blooded brain.
>ANGEL is now hirable as a coworker!

You're fiddling with your key card, trying to open your dorm room. It's not working. You're pretty sure it should be working, but honestly, you feel like a flesh golem that's running on 0% power. You drop your key card more times than you're willing to admit in your internal narration. You need to invest in some kind of caffeine vice. Energy drinks? Coffee? Maybe you could refine caffeine from mold?

Is that possible? You know certain vitamin C supplements used mold. Or are you misremembering-

You perk up when you hear footsteps approaching you. Great. You're not really in much of a state to fight right now, but you've got magical candles and guns and uh. Something else. You'll think of a cool threat when you actually see them.

"vincent?" Your heart sinks when you realize who it is. Of course, she'd be back. She was doing patrols and- great. Yeah. She's going to make a scene about this. You look like shit right now. There's tar covering your shirt, your head's seething like a bull kicked you in the skull, your eyes are all kinds of wrong colors-

You hide your face from her as she approaches you. You don't want her to see you like this. "Heyyyy, yeah, long time no see. Ha. Time flies by when you're. Fun." Exhaustion has robbed you of the basic social ability of 'not spilling your spaghetti'. After everything you've done today, you've earned the right to act like an autistic piece of garbage.

"oh, jeez, you really burnt yourself out." She places a warm, slightly rough hand on your shoulder as she checks on your condition.
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The way those bright yellow eyes bore into you makes you wonder if she's using some instinctual Harvester trick to gauge your condition. With the way her face scrunched up like she sucked on a rotten lemon, whatever she's seeing is not great.

"...hey. can i ask you something?" She gives you the thinnest smile you've ever seen. "i know this might be a bit forward. i'm not going to hold it against you if you say no. i'd understand."

"but your insides are *mangled*." She says in a matter of fact voice, like she's describing the remnants of a train wreck she can't quite look away from. "i know you can rest it off, i've seen you bounce back from worse, but can i at least keep an eye on you? for tonight?"

"Wait, what?"

"i wanna stay for the night." Ashton taps her finger against your forehead. "so, at the very least, i know you're sleeping well. look, you're doing all of this crazy stuff that's leaving you looking like this. you're covered in, what is that, tar? can you blame me for wanting to keep an eye on you tonight?"

"and if somehow, an anomaly or some deranged harvester comes in to bother you in the middle of the night, i want to at least be there to help you fight them off." She pulls away, giving you some much needed personal space. "again, think about it. i'm fine with leaving if you want me to."

Huh. Do you let her stay over?
>Why not? Invite her inside. You could use the company.
>Only for a little while. She can stay while you do catalogs, but you don't want her around all night.
>Decline the offer. You rather have some personal time to yourself.
>Decline the offer, but ask her for any first aid supplies she can spare. You can patch yourself up.
>She can patrol outside your room, but you prefer if she didn't stay inside.
>Write in?

While you decide if you'll accept her offer or not, do you want to talk to her about anything? Choose up to three.
>You can't be the only one getting into hijinks. What did she do today, exactly?
>Tell her about your day. She kinda deserves to know what you got up to.
>Ask her about some coworkers you haven't seen in a while. Anthony, Edward, SACA, the works. How are they holding up?
>Has she seen a weird shadowy deergirl? Or heard anything about one? Out of curiosity, you know.
>Can she tell you anything else about her species? What's her family like, even? Do Harvesters have them?
>You need to learn how to 'unwind' sometimes. Does she have any advice on any hobbies you can get into?
>Why does she bother to check up on you so much? You don't hate it but, like, why YOU specifically?
>Nah. Don't bother asking anything. Say goodnight, and retire to your room.
>Write in

Next update will be shorter and quicker.
You'll get your upgrade of choice for ANOMALY TOUCHED soon. It'd be more interesting if you picked what it was, instead of it being a boring stat buff.
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>>6464798
>Why not? Invite her inside. You could use the company.
And
>You can't be the only one getting into hijinks. What did she do today, exactly?
>Tell her about your day. She kinda deserves to know what you got up to.
>Can she tell you anything else about her species? What's her family like, even? Do Harvesters have them?
Fuck it, Vinny needs NEEDS rest
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>>6464798
>>Why not? Invite her inside. You could use the company.

>You can't be the only one getting into hijinks. What did she do today, exactly?
>Tell her about your day. She kinda deserves to know what you got up to.
>Can she tell you anything else about her species? What's her family like, even? Do Harvesters have them?
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>>6464798
>Why not? Invite her inside. You could use the company.
>Tell her about your day. She kinda deserves to know what you got up to.
>You can't be the only one getting into hijinks. What did she do today, exactly?
>You need to learn how to 'unwind' sometimes. Does she have any advice on any hobbies you can get into?
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>>6464798
>Why not? Invite her inside. You could use the company.

>You can't be the only one getting into hijinks. What did she do today, exactly?
>Tell her about your day. She kinda deserves to know what you got up to.
>Has she seen a weird shadowy deergirl? Or heard anything about one? Out of curiosity, you know.
I would prefer to ask specifically about the Deerfox Shade rather than being evasive in any way about it, Ashton is one of our friends, she knows about 199x, so explain its connected to him, ask if she has seen it, and how ETFs have dealt with it/usually deal with entities similar to it. I think us capturing and containing the Deerfox Shade will be important to resolving 199x in a positive way instead of whatever doubly self destructive thing they will end up with meeting as is.
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>>6464798
>Why not? Invite her inside. You could use the company

>You can't be the only one getting into hijinks. What did she do today, exactly?
>Tell her about your day. She kinda deserves to know what you got up to.
>Ask her about some coworkers you haven't seen in a while. Anthony, Edward, SACA, the works. How are they holding up?
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>>6464798
>Why not? Invite her inside. You could use the company.

>You can't be the only one getting into hijinks. What did she do today, exactly?
>Tell her about your day. She kinda deserves to know what you got up to.
>Ask her about some coworkers you haven't seen in a while. Anthony, Edward, SACA, the works. How are they holding up?
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>>6464798
We NEED to take Precautions. She's either off her game or affected by the Harvester 5G Murder beams.

>Thread 5
CONTRACT #3
RISK: HIGH
DESCRIPTION: COGNITOHAZARDOUS, MIND-ALTERING BROADCAST OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN. BROADCAST HAS INCREASED RATE OF HARVESTER ATTACKS BY 500%. LOCATE AND DISABLE SOURCE.
LOCATION: LAYER 3?

>Thread 6
"O-Oh. R-right, uh, Ashton wanted me to tell you something." Right, right, FET did mention something like that. "She, uhm, she was really vague about what though. She didn't feel comfortable telling me much about it."

"Strange. Did she say ANYTHING that wasn't vague or?"

"I think she's having some d-doubts over herself? S-she's been k-kinda sloppy on the job, that's what I-I've heard from the guards. I don't know i-if she's s-sick or something but...I'm worried about her"

>You can't be the only one getting into hijinks. What did she do today, exactly?
>Tell her about your day. She kinda deserves to know what you got up to.
>Ask her about some coworkers you haven't seen in a while. Anthony, Edward, SACA, the works. How are they holding up?

If she was on Layer 3:
>She can patrol outside your room, but you prefer if she didn't stay inside.

If She wasn't:
>Why not? Invite her inside. You could use the company.
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>>6464798
>She can patrol outside your room, but you prefer if she didn't stay inside.
>>6464832
Has a good point. Aside from the general unease she generates, we know there's an issue with the harvesters, and with her in particular.

>You can't be the only one getting into hijinks. What did she do today, exactly?
>Ask her about some coworkers you haven't seen in a while. Anthony, Edward, SACA, the works. How are they holding up?
>Why does she bother to check up on you so much? You don't hate it but, like, why YOU specifically?
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>>6464798
>>Why not? Invite her inside. You could use the company.
Eyy we can finally show someone vincents cool room.
>>You can't be the only one getting into hijinks. What did she do today, exactly?
>>Tell her about your day. She kinda deserves to know what you got up to.
Pain shared pain halved.
>>Can she tell you anything else about her species? What's her family like, even? Do Harvesters have them?
>>6464850
>Aside from the general unease she generates
The only unease I see her generating is the spaguetti she makes vincent spills which is not anomalous unless you count women as an anomaly cooties are a BET tier existential threat
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>>6464832
Good point
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>>6464827
to only invite her in if she wasn't on floor 3, and explain why if she was. We trust her, but we also need to exercise caution dealing with the anomalous
If she has been to floor 3 maybe we can use a mental healing item on her?
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>>6464867
There's no way there isn't a cootie Anomaly of some sort out there.
Though I was referring more to her obvious HEART connection.
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>>6464876
>obvious heart connection
>all of the clues can easily be explained by her being a harvester
I remember the schizopost from the first thread, the anon believed the heart dyed her hair.
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admittedly i didn't really read the non-QM posts during my catchup, but people still believe ashton's got some connection to the HEART after the extremely obvious "this person is being influenced by the HEART" beacon that was venti?
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>>6464879
This plus the fact that Ashton has been tested before (man & ashton shift) & the fact Vincent has detected no danger from her (I trust his intuition) people are grasping at straws not to trust her.
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>>6464881
>>6464879
Hmm, maybe I'm crossing some wires on the obviousness of the connection. It has been a while.

Personally, while not as disconcerting as Venti, Ashton's strong interest in us from early on rings alarm bells (if only small ones).

As far as Venti vs Ashton, it seems unlikely that the former ever had decent people skills, so how she shows LOVE would probably be much more ...overt... than the later.

And for danger detection? That's a tricky thing to verify, considering the HEART doesn't hold malice for us as far as we know, it LOVES us.

This is all just a long-winded way of saying that I do think it likely Ashton is HEART linked, though I'd like to be wrong. That thing gives us enough headaches as it is without having another pawn in our circle.
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>>6464893
Look, here's the real question gentlemen. Harvesters eat humans. They find humans delicious and nutritionally necessary for their own survival. Does that apply to female harvesters ingesting human semen?
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>>6464798
>Why not? Invite her inside. You could use the company.

>Ask her about some coworkers you haven't seen in a while. Anthony, Edward, SACA, the works. How are they holding up?
>Has she seen a weird shadowy deergirl? Or heard anything about one? Out of curiosity, you know.
>Can she tell you anything else about her species? What's her family like, even? Do Harvesters have them?
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>>6464798
>Why not? Invite her inside. You could use the company.

>You can't be the only one getting into hijinks. What did she do today, exactly?
-“Oh, yeah, I think I saw your post earlier? About needing some relatively safe pick-me-ups? I didn’t have the Mojo Chew to spare at the time, but I’ll soon have plenty enough to go around, if you still need that.”
>Tell her about your day. She kinda deserves to know what you got up to.
>Ask her about some coworkers you haven't seen in a while. Anthony, Edward, SACA, the works. How are they holding up?
Just some general catching up; we can talk about more practical matters tomorrow, assuming we plan to include her on our “Reception of a Deerfox Shade” team and do a bunch of harvester-related sidequesting tomorrow morning.
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>>6464893
We would have seen it by now. Just asking the wrong question to Venti was enough to get THE MAN to pull a gun on her and for the HEART to do a party-wide memory wipe.

If Ashton is compromised it’s in an imperceptibly small way. Also, the HEART thralls didn’t show up to the lab until well after Ashton was hired on. But it wasn’t that long after bringing on Venti.
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>>6464893
I just think her attachment to Vincent is more of a quirck of her character plus Vincent is very endearing.
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>>6464798
>Only for a little while. She can stay while you do catalogs, but you don't want her around all night.
Ashton could tell Vincent that she wants to have a dozen children with him and he'd still just brush it off as her being nice.

>You can't be the only one getting into hijinks. What did she do today, exactly?
>Tell her about your day. She kinda deserves to know what you got up to.
>Ask her about some coworkers you haven't seen in a while. Anthony, Edward, SACA, the works. How are they holding up?
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>>6464798
>Why not? Invite her inside. You could use the company.
Lap Pillow Lap Pillow Lap Pillow

>You can't be the only one getting into hijinks. What did she do today, exactly?
>Tell her about your day. She kinda deserves to know what you got up to.
>Ask her about some coworkers you haven't seen in a while. Anthony, Edward, SACA, the works. How are they holding up?
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>>6464986
Dont forget the head stroking
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>>6464922
Wasn't our run in with Ashton earlier actually the first time she'd seen Vincent since he got the harvester blood transfusion? She no longer instinctively recognizes Vincent as human/prey and thus probably doesn't feel as tempted to take a bite when she's around him. So that could be a factor too.
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>>6465012
It would be if her behaviour was recent, but so far its consisten with how she behaves in general. I think the only outlier is how injured is at the moment, she does owe him from the time she was heavily injured.
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>>6464798
>Why not? Invite her inside. You could use the company.

>You can't be the only one getting into hijinks. What did she do today, exactly?
>Ask her about some coworkers you haven't seen in a while. Anthony, Edward, SACA, the works. How are they holding up?
>Has she seen a weird shadowy deergirl? Or heard anything about one? Out of curiosity, you know.
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>>6464798
I'll second this one >>6464827
Too tired for paranoia after this shift, so let's end the day with a friend.
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>>6464798
>Why not? Invite her inside. You could use the company.

>You can't be the only one getting into hijinks. What did she do today, exactly?
>Tell her about your day. She kinda deserves to know what you got up to.
>Can she tell you anything else about her species? What's her family like, even? Do Harvesters have them?
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>>6464827
+1
Also- our two hug points? In the words of the Bogdanoffs: PUMP IT
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>>6465390
Woah there partner. Expending two HUG points is quite a bit of power to use all at once. Might be enough to bring the HEART right to us.
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Sorry for not closing the vote until now. I was going to update a few hours ago but I got dragged along for something. Update's coming out soon. Won't do a proper beancount but it seems the following won out

-Letting Ashton stay the night (while asking her if she went to Layer 3, to be safe)

-Ask her how her day's been going
-Tell her about YOUR day, to be fair.
-Checking up on how your other coworkers are doing.

It should be out in the next three hours, pinky promise. Writing. You can beat me up if you want if it's late.

>>6465024
AN EYE FOR AN EYE MAKES THE WORLD GO BLIND
SO I SHALL PRAY FOR YOU, SO YOU SHALL BREAK INSTEAD.

As for your hug points? You'll get to cash those in soon.
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Your brain still hasn't caught on to the fact Ashton wants to stay over. Is it a trick? Some kind of weird Harvester thing? No, maybe the- Are you two even close enough for that? A bolt of pain surges through your forehead as you try to rationalize what exactly is going on.

Did seeing some splinter of a splinter of the HEART cause you to have a stroke? Maybe that's it. Maybe. Even in []'s abstractness, there was a logic to it your brain could parse, as nonsensical as said logic was. You do not understand why your coworkers treat you with unwarranted companionship.

They seem so eager and willing to express themselves. They seem so willing to offer you kindness with no expectation of having to return the favor. They nod along to your commands, willing to follow you along on missions that will bring them nothing but pain. All because they see you as someone they can trust. But why? What have you done to meaningfully earn their trust?

Even Angel trusts you, even if he has every right to hate you. To purge a decade's worth of grief, fear, hate and revilement down your throat. Petrichor stings the inside of your nose at the mere thought of your brother. Your pious, forgiving brother.

...Nevermind this. This was a pointless act of rumination. A waste of energy.

"vincent?" Ashton's smile wavers as she reads your expression. "are you okay? well, duh, you're not. sorry, that was a stupid question to ask."

"It's fine." You answer in a low whisper. "A lot is on my mind. If you want to stay over, that's fine. I could use the company. As long as you haven't gone to Layer 3 lately."

Ashton stiffens at the mention of the third layer. "i don't like going there anyways, haha! it's been a whole thing with my fellow guards, you know? they're getting pissed at me because i refuse to go there on patrols."

"Trust me, it's for the best you don't." That's one less thing to worry about. You force yourself to stand up straight, even as your body is burning up from the inside out. "Is it an instinctual thing or?"

"sorta! you know that feeling you get when you think someone's watching you? like you're up late working on something, and you keep glancing over your shoulder?"

"Yeah?" "it's like that but twenty four seven. i can not last a single minute down there, it'd drive me freakin' nuts!"

Ashton gingerly reaches into a pouch on her security vest. She pulls out a pinch of CIGARETTE MOLD, stuffing it into her mouth without a second thought. "i haven't been on my a-game today. or, well, for a while. that presence down there, whatever it is, it's making it really hard to do my job!"

Well, at least you can make her day by dealing with that tomorrow. You're about to go on a tangent about CONTRACT #3 and how to complete it, but fuck it. You're not thinking about that for now. "Should we talk inside, then?"

"lead the way! or, actually, let me." She snatches your ID card. With a flourish, she unlocks your own dorm. You stumble inside without another word.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgDXefk51Lw - FINALLY HOME

Your dorm is as spacious as it was when you were last here. Ashton immediately claims the second 'guest' bed that your dorm has, sitting down on it without a second word. She peels off the vest she's been wearing all day, finally allowing her chest to breathe.

She lets out a relieved sigh as she lets the vest drop to the floor. "these cheap vests crush your chest, man, it sucks!"

Getting your dorm expanded last night was a good call, she actually has somewhere to sleep.

A fleeting thought passes your mind that your dorm is big enough for two people to live in. It has all the required furnishings. A microwave, a mini-fridge, a personal shower, a bookshelf, the works. Granted, it'd be pretty damn cramped, but it's feasible.

Why are you thinking about this again? Nevermind. You collapse into your bed, ready to fall asleep at a moment's notice. Seems like Ashton's already halfway there, since her bright yellow eyes are half-lidded.

"How's your day been?" You feel like it's only right to ask, after she checked on you.

"it's the same old same old for the most part. sore chest, tired feet, aching back." Ashton reaches down to take her shoes off. "it's thankless work. the worst part is that it's BORING! like, i know, i know. boring's good in a place like this!"

"sure, i had to beat up an anomaly today, that was fun at least. but it was one of those really basic low risk ones that didn't put up a fight? i don't know, i've been going through the motions."

"Hell, I'd envy having a boring day." You take a moment to stretch now that you're somewhere safe. "Nothing weird happened? Well, anomalies aside, and Layer 3 being ominous to you."

"honestly, the only thing i can think of is there's some kind of weird snake-like creature roamin' around the place. and no," a light blush dusts her face. "it's not a euphemism."

You slowly blink. "Why would it be a euphemism? It'd be a pretty awful one." What would that even be a euphemism for?

"i don't know, that's what the other guards say when i told them about it!" She lazily kicks a leg up. "it's an anomaly, probably. some serpentine thing made out of circuits and glass that looks like an art piece of a snake made by someone who's never seen a snake before."

"Huh. I didn't expect your fellow guards to be so apathetic towards a loose anomaly."

"apparently, it only targets a certain group of people. dunno who, but none of the guards seem afraid of it." Ah. Ah, now it finally clicked. You heard other Harvesters talking about the same anomaly. You would ask how she doesn't know but she is a black sheep amongst Harvesters. That's probably why. "honestly, though, most of what i see is the same old same old."

"spats between researchers, the occasional drunkard, sometimes i have to guard a high-ranking official while he eats lunch: it's all busy work, really."

"i really wish i had more exciting things to tell you about!"
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"If I wanted to prod you for information, I would've just asked you." You do your best to smile, for her sake. "I'm glad you're doing okay, that's all." You did get some important information about her hunted by that harvester-killing anomaly. Maybe you could ask her fellow guards about it?

"well, thank you for worrying about me." She lets her guard down enough to fully smile. Her maw of razor-sharp teeth would've scared you before, but you're desensitized to it now. "it's kinda nice being able to just 'be' like this, you know?" She leaned forward slightly, letting you catch a better glimpse of the sheer amount of teeth in there.

"You're friendly, you're nice, so why should I care if you're a Harvester?" As long as she's comfortable around you, that's all that matters. "Say, did you hear anything about the explosion down in LAYER 4?"

"oh, yeah, i heard about it right before i clocked off. apparently, the robot down there was saved by a group of strangers who barricaded the-" It takes a grand total of five seconds for the pieces to click in her head. "that was you?"

You decide to spare her from having to ask a dozen questions, so, without any hesitation, you recap your day to her. The ups, the downs, and the flat out weird shit you saw. Your shift, your pitch meeting, all of it. You cut out anything that might be cognitohazardous, like specific details about [] and the HEART.

Ashton's kind, warm smile wanes with every minute of your story that passes. It melts from a smirk, to a worried grimace, before ending up as a incredibly concerned frown. Her gleaming yellow eyes dart between your face and the tar staining your shirt.

"vincent."

"I know, I know." Your face begins to heat up. "Y-You've known me long enough to know this is what I do! It's- I admit, it's a bit of a vanity thing!"

"no, no, i'm not going to admonish you. it's just, god, how do i put this the right way?" Ashton runs a hand through her hair as she tries to find the right words to use. "i'd just be repeating myself, wouldn't i? i guess as long as you're alive it's all good but c'mon!"

"it's okay to take a break sometimes. to stop for a moment and take a breather. you don't need to work yourself ragged like a dog, you know?"

"Why do you think I invited you?" The words slip out of your mouth before you can stop yourself. "This is the first time someone's been in my room, well, ever."

The words get a wispy, and beautiful, laugh out of her. Her wispy, scratchy voice has a strangely comforting quality to it, at least for you. Some people might be put off by it, but maybe it's the fact she's not hiding it that makes you feel safe. It's not like she's putting on a performance, like some other women you know.

"well, well, guess i'm a VIP then!"

"Guess so."

"i'm proud you managed to land that pitch at least! nicole bugged me like crazy over your mold when i saw you today, so i knew something had happened, but wow! an actual ARC partner! neat!"
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"...thank you for telling me what happened, at least." Ashton offered you a thin smile. "i know you're going to get yourself into trouble but i want to at least know what happened. fear of the unknown and all of that."

"I know, I know. I don't want you to worry about me, but you're going to, no matter what I say."

"myep. we're both stubborn, aren't we?" Ashton mimics the stretching you were doing a few minutes ago. "is it weird i kinda like that about you?"

"I guess a lot of people like that. I'm a person people can rely on." You say with a half-hearted roll of your eyes. "Enough work talk, we've had enough of that for a while."

"agreed. honestly, i'm probably just going to steal some of your books. maybe i can reheat some leftovers too." She pauses. "don't worry, it's regular old steak!" Right, considering her species, she actually has to clarify.

"'course. Say, before I do my catalogs and stuff, how have the others been? Nicole, SACA, Edward, the works."

"oh! that's easy. nicole has been bouncing off the walls lately." Ashton pantomimes something moving fast by swinging her arm in a sideways motion. "apparently, feasts contacted her a couple hours ago, signing her up for an exclusive wine deal. i think some of your prestige rubbed off on her by proxy? i think she went to layer 4 to shill her product."

"edward is working himself ragged these days. anomalies keep appearing here and there with no rhyme or reason, and arc gets all of the leftovers no one else wants. last i saw, he was in layer 1's medbay getting tended to by a certain nurse i know."

Harvester, gotcha. As long as they're as friendly as Ashton, he should be fine. "Are they friendly?"

Ashton gives a thumbs up. "'course. i wouldn't trust another harvester unless i vetted them. i know what my species is like."

"saca has been roaming around the facility to take care of any humans who got hurt. i guess without a purpose, she feels restless, and they're always someone who's hurt." Ashton's gaze lingers on you for a second. "she should be working at layer 2's medbay tomorrow, if you want to check on her."

"last i heard of anthony, he's been arguing with some of the higher ups at arc, alongside that rudolf researcher i sorta know. they're negotiating over some kind of sci-fi tech i don't really get. i think he's staying over at rudolf's place, on layer 3."

"lastly, venti? i haven't seen hide or hair of her all day. she avoids me like i'm a black cat surrounded by ladders and broken mirrors. i think she went to layer 3 because she KNOWS i hate going there."

>You unlocked some new actions during FREE TIME! Checking up on your allies might bolster your RAPPORT with them!

Ashton drags herself off of the guest bed. She rummages through her discarded vest before making her way to you, her socked feet making no noise as she approaches. She holds out a pile of catalogs from various sponsorship companies you'd gotten friendly with.
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"here, m'lord." She speaks in a faux-british accent, which does not mesh with her natural voice in the slightest. "to you."

"Thank you, my loyal servant." You answer back, in the same faux accent. Ashton almost enters a giggling fit then and there at hearing your absurd voice.

She sits down right next to you, on the same bed. You lean your head on her shoulder as you begin to chew through all of the numbers you'll have to crunch. Catalogs, catalogs, catalogs. They're the one thing that provides you comfort after a hard way of work.

A lock of red hair drapes over your face right after you finish that thought. Well. Having Ashton here doesn't hurt either.

-----

MONEY: $3063
VOUCHER MONEY: $1000 (Can be used on items in EVE'S ELECTRIC EMPERONIUM items, or items marked [EVE'S]
SELLABLE ITEMS: CIGARETTE MOLD x8 ($270 per sample), BLACK BILE x19 ($111 per sample), STARBOUND PAINT x5 ($195 per sample)

QUALITY AND QUANTITY
>'BUSY BEE' IMPLANT ($300 per implant. Made by a defunct sponsorship company that Q&Q absorbed. Permanently improves the COMPOSURE of anyone it is installed into.)
>RED TAPE SCISSORS ($777. A lesser version of a Q&Q ARTIFACT. Offers a great boon of protection against colored Executives, whether violently or non-violently.)
>"FOOD" and "DRINK" ($600. FOOD, AT A PRICE. DRINK, AT A PRICE. The first time you work on an anomaly each shift, their skill checks will be notably easier.)
>INSIDER TRADING ($500. Every day, Q&Q will give you some exclusive secrets about various SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES. This should make their sponsorships easier, while giving you an edge during negotiations.)
>WORD OF MOUTH ($255. Random encounters will be more common during your shift, and they're far more likely to be positive.)

EVE'S ELECTRIC EMPERONIUM
>INDUSTRIAL SCRAP SURPLUS ($250. A large assortment of scrapped parts from various scrapyards and factories. Upgrades HARD TIMES' efficiency + max MOOD.)
>SUIT OF NOBLES - FIVE OF SWORDS. ($550. Manual tool for the extraction of certain bodily fluids, human or anomaly. Automatically synthesizes and stores three doses of stimulants for brief periods of strenuous activity.)
>BLACKWALL PASSCODE ($100. Considered verboten by most Sponsorship Companies. Bypasses various security mechanisms, unlocking early access to LAYER 5 and various high clearance areas.)
>SACA UNIT REFIT PACKAGE ($350. Improves the capabilities of your SACA coworker across the board.)

WARDEN
>AB-BREAKER-ESO BULLETS ($300 per bundle. Bullets specially designed to destroy anomalies from the inside out. Only enough for one fight, but VERY effective against hard to kill targets.)
>DEATH RIDER CANISTER ($555 per bundle. A bundle of five gas grenades filled with a potent chemical weapon. Deals massive ESOTERIC DAMAGE in a wide area. Comes with a free gas mask.)
>WARDEN ELITE ARMOR SUIT ($1000 per suit. Made out of the finest fibers and fabrics money can buy. Comes with a built in gas mask, and offers great protection while weighing very little.)
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TIMELESS
>QUALITY SCHEDULE CORRECTION ($850. Consult your time tables. Grants a permanent +2 TIME TOKENS at the start of your shift.)
>TICK-TOCK ($700. Be silent, be still. You may contact MIKE at any time during a shift, and his anomalously good deals will be slightly better.)
>SPRINKLE OF UNSEASONED TIME ($250. A simple clockwork sculpture of a bird. Spatially and temporally protected. Useful for exploring spatial/temporal anomalies.) [EVE'S]
>WEAVE OF TIME ($1500. You and all current coworkers now take notably less ESOTERIC DAMAGE. Useful against anomalies like [], THE OTHER SIDE, and other such entities.)

FANTASTICAL FEASTS
>HARVESTER BRIBERY BUNDLE ($200 per bundle. Contains twenty pounds of raw meat. Good for three or so uses on feeding HARVESTERS, LIZARDS, or animalistic anomalies.)
>RESERVATION TO 'LA'VIANDE' ($800 per ticket. Offers a sizable boost to RAPPORT to an ally of your choice, except for SACA.)
>MAJOR-RJ SUPPLEMENT ($100 per bottle. Not useful by itself, but certain parties are willing to offer you favors if you offer them this.)
>WINE CELLAR CONSTRUCTION. ($700. Installs a secure and reinforced storage room to your lab. Doesn't need to store wine, can be used as a safe room.)

INTERNAL ARC SUPPLIES
>CONTAINMENT CELL CONSTRUCTION ($500. Adds one last containment cell to your lab. You would be allowed to get another two anomalies if you pick this.) [EVE'S]
>SAMPLE STORAGE TANKS ($400. From Mr. Rust. A collection of reinforced, anomaly-resistant tanks meant to store highly dangerous samples. Allows for the passive production of samples like BLACK BILE and GREY PASTE as well.)
>BEZ-599 INDUSTRIAL GRINDER ($400. A personal item from Mr. Rust. Passively processes refined byproducts of various SAMPLES.)
>ANOMALY ANALYZER MK.II ($650. A firmware update to your INSIGHT MODULE. Allows you to determine if a work order was GOOD, BAD or NEUTRAL, while giving you tips on what specific actions pleased or pissed of an anomaly.) [EVE'S]
>FIREWALL PASS ($400. A passphrase that allows for (limited and restricted) access to outside internet. Helps out a lot when researching anomalies. Also adds a desktop computer to your dorm.) [EVE'S]
>MYSTERY BOX ($150 per box. Contains one random item of unknown quality and usefulness.)
>MYSTERY BOX DELUXE ($???. Write in how much money you want to spend. Grants an item roughly equal in value. Can be picked only once.)

What do you want to sell?
>CIGARETTE MOLD (how much?)
>BLACK BILE (how much?)
>STARBOUND PAINT (how much?)
>ALL OF IT. ALL OF IT!!! (+$5244, but you will lose all CIGARETTE MOLD/BILE/PAINT)

CATALOG SYSTEM NOTES
-You may pick as many or as few options as you want. As long as you have the cash.
-Once the vote closes, items will be purchased starting with the most voted, skipping those you can't afford with your remaining funds.
-You may also choose, in addition to your catalog vote, to BANK your funds. E.g. BANK $500 means you wish to stop spending if it'd put you below $500
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>>6465623
>INSIDER TRADING ($500. Every day, Q&Q will give you some exclusive secrets about various SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES. This should make their sponsorships easier, while giving you an edge during negotiations.)
Forewarned is forearmed.

>WEAVE OF TIME ($1500. You and all current coworkers now take notably less ESOTERIC DAMAGE. Useful against anomalies like [], THE OTHER SIDE, and other such entities.)
That is one fucker of an upgrade. Price is pretty good considering it affects everyone.

>HARVESTER BRIBERY BUNDLE ($200 per bundle. Contains twenty pounds of raw meat. Good for three or so uses on feeding HARVESTERS, LIZARDS, or animalistic anomalies.)
Ashton date night :)
>SAMPLE STORAGE TANKS ($400. From Mr. Rust. A collection of reinforced, anomaly-resistant tanks meant to store highly dangerous samples. Allows for the passive production of samples like BLACK BILE and GREY PASTE as well.)
MOLD
>BEZ-599 INDUSTRIAL GRINDER ($400. A personal item from Mr. Rust. Passively processes refined byproducts of various SAMPLES.)
MOLD
>CONTAINMENT CELL CONSTRUCTION ($500. Adds one last containment cell to your lab. You would be allowed to get another two anomalies if you pick this.) [EVE'S]
Literally free.
>ANOMALY ANALYZER MK.II ($650. A firmware update to your INSIGHT MODULE. Allows you to determine if a work order was GOOD, BAD or NEUTRAL, while giving you tips on what specific actions pleased or pissed of an anomaly.) [EVE'S]
Mostly free.

Sell 1X Black Bile

And of course:
>use a hug token on Ashton
:)
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>>6465623
>INSIDER TRADING ($500. Every day, Q&Q will give you some exclusive secrets about various SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES. This should make their sponsorships easier, while giving you an edge during negotiations.)

>INDUSTRIAL SCRAP SURPLUS ($250. A large assortment of scrapped parts from various scrapyards and factories. Upgrades HARD TIMES' efficiency + max MOOD.)
>SUIT OF NOBLES - FIVE OF SWORDS. ($550. Manual tool for the extraction of certain bodily fluids, human or anomaly. Automatically synthesizes and stores three doses of stimulants for brief periods of strenuous activity.)
>SACA UNIT REFIT PACKAGE ($350. Improves the capabilities of your SACA coworker across the board.)

>HARVESTER BRIBERY BUNDLE ($200 per bundle. Contains twenty pounds of raw meat. Good for three or so uses on feeding HARVESTERS, LIZARDS, or animalistic anomalies.)

>CONTAINMENT CELL CONSTRUCTION ($500. Adds one last containment cell to your lab. You would be allowed to get another two anomalies if you pick this.) [EVE'S]
>SAMPLE STORAGE TANKS ($400. From Mr. Rust. A collection of reinforced, anomaly-resistant tanks meant to store highly dangerous samples. Allows for the passive production of samples like BLACK BILE and GREY PASTE as well.)
>BEZ-599 INDUSTRIAL GRINDER ($400. A personal item from Mr. Rust. Passively processes refined byproducts of various SAMPLES.)

Let's use all of the VOUCHER MONEY

Sell:
CIGARETTE MOLD x4
BLACK BILE x12
STARBOUND PAINT x2

The total would be +$652
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>>6465639
+1
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>>6465623
>"FOOD" and "DRINK" ($600. FOOD, AT A PRICE. DRINK, AT A PRICE. The first time you work on an anomaly each shift, their skill checks will be notably easier.)
>WORD OF MOUTH ($255. Random encounters will be more common during your shift, and they're far more likely to be positive.)

>INDUSTRIAL SCRAP SURPLUS ($250. A large assortment of scrapped parts from various scrapyards and factories. Upgrades HARD TIMES' efficiency + max MOOD.)
>SUIT OF NOBLES - FIVE OF SWORDS. ($550. Manual tool for the extraction of certain bodily fluids, human or anomaly. Automatically synthesizes and stores three doses of stimulants for brief periods of strenuous activity.)
>BLACKWALL PASSCODE ($100. Considered verboten by most Sponsorship Companies. Bypasses various security mechanisms, unlocking early access to LAYER 5 and various high clearance areas.)

>DEATH RIDER CANISTER ($555 per bundle. A bundle of five gas grenades filled with a potent chemical weapon. Deals massive ESOTERIC DAMAGE in a wide area. Comes with a free gas mask.)
>>6465624
>QUALITY SCHEDULE CORRECTION ($850. Consult your time tables. Grants a permanent +2 TIME TOKENS at the start of your shift.)
>SPRINKLE OF UNSEASONED TIME ($250. A simple clockwork sculpture of a bird. Spatially and temporally protected. Useful for exploring spatial/temporal anomalies.) [EVE'S]

>CONTAINMENT CELL CONSTRUCTION ($500. Adds one last containment cell to your lab. You would be allowed to get another two anomalies if you pick this.) [EVE'S]
>SAMPLE STORAGE TANKS ($400. From Mr. Rust. A collection of reinforced, anomaly-resistant tanks meant to store highly dangerous samples. Allows for the passive production of samples like BLACK BILE and GREY PASTE as well.)

sell
>CIGARETTE MOLDx4
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>>6465623
>RED TAPE SCISSORS ($777. A lesser version of a Q&Q ARTIFACT. Offers a great boon of protection against colored Executives, whether violently or non-violently.)
INSIDER TRADING ($500. Every day, Q&Q will give you some exclusive secrets about various SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES. This should make their sponsorships easier, while giving you an edge during negotiations.)

>SUIT OF NOBLES - FIVE OF SWORDS. ($550. Manual tool for the extraction of certain bodily fluids, human or anomaly. Automatically synthesizes and stores three doses of stimulants for brief periods of strenuous activity.)
>INDUSTRIAL SCRAP SURPLUS ($250. A large assortment of scrapped parts from various scrapyards and factories. Upgrades HARD TIMES' efficiency + max MOOD.)
>SACA UNIT REFIT PACKAGE ($350. Improves the capabilities of your SACA coworker across the board.)
Voucher +$150

AB-BREAKER-ESO BULLETS ($300 per bundle. Bullets specially designed to destroy anomalies from the inside out. Only enough for one fight, but VERY effective against hard to kill targets.)
SAMPLE STORAGE TANKS ($400. From Mr. Rust. A collection of reinforced, anomaly-resistant tanks meant to store highly dangerous samples. Allows for the passive production of samples like BLACK BILE and GREY PASTE as well.)
>BEZ-599 INDUSTRIAL GRINDER ($400. A personal item from Mr. Rust. Passively processes refined byproducts of various SAMPLES.)
Leaving us with $136
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>>6465623
BUY
>INSIDER TRADING ($500. Every day, Q&Q will give you some exclusive secrets about various SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES. This should make their sponsorships easier, while giving you an edge during negotiations.)

>INDUSTRIAL SCRAP SURPLUS ($250. A large assortment of scrapped parts from various scrapyards and factories. Upgrades HARD TIMES' efficiency + max MOOD.)
>SUIT OF NOBLES - FIVE OF SWORDS. ($550. Manual tool for the extraction of certain bodily fluids, human or anomaly. Automatically synthesizes and stores three doses of stimulants for brief periods of strenuous activity.)
>SACA UNIT REFIT PACKAGE ($350. Improves the capabilities of your SACA coworker across the board.)

>WARDEN ELITE ARMOR SUIT ($1000 per suit. Made out of the finest fibers and fabrics money can buy. Comes with a built in gas mask, and offers great protection while weighing very little.)

>QUALITY SCHEDULE CORRECTION ($850. Consult your time tables. Grants a permanent +2 TIME TOKENS at the start of your shift.)

>HARVESTER BRIBERY BUNDLE ($200 per bundle. Contains twenty pounds of raw meat. Good for three or so uses on feeding HARVESTERS, LIZARDS, or animalistic anomalies.)
>WINE CELLAR CONSTRUCTION. ($700. Installs a secure and reinforced storage room to your lab. Doesn't need to store wine, can be used as a safe room.)

>CONTAINMENT CELL CONSTRUCTION ($500. Adds one last containment cell to your lab. You would be allowed to get another two anomalies if you pick this.) [EVE'S]
>SAMPLE STORAGE TANKS ($400. From Mr. Rust. A collection of reinforced, anomaly-resistant tanks meant to store highly dangerous samples. Allows for the passive production of samples like BLACK BILE and GREY PASTE as well.)
>BEZ-599 INDUSTRIAL GRINDER ($400. A personal item from Mr. Rust. Passively processes refined byproducts of various SAMPLES.)
Costs $5700

SELL
>CIGARETTE MOLD x8
>BLACK BILE x10
>STARBOUND PAINT x5
Gets us $4245

Using the voucher, that should leave us with $2608.
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>>6465623
>insider trading (500)
>word of mouth (255)
>industrial scrap (250) (E)
>blackwall passcode (100) (E)
>harvester bundle (200)
ashton date night!!!
>major rj supplement (100)
>wine cellar (700)
>containment cell (500)
>sample tanks (400)
>industrial grinder (400)
lets see that puts us at 3050/3063 with 350/1000 on the card
let's add the
>anomaly analyzer mk2 (650) (E)
to max out the card
I also want
>saca refit (350)
>firewall pass (400) (E)
>weave of time (1500)
>warden suit (1000)
for 3250,
>sell all mold for 2160
-1090
>sell 10x bile for 1110
leaving us with $33
I think I did my math right but if someone +1s this please check
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>>6465623
BUY
>INDUSTRIAL SCRAP SURPLUS ($250. A large assortment of scrapped parts from various scrapyards and factories. Upgrades HARD TIMES' efficiency + max MOOD.)
>SUIT OF NOBLES - FIVE OF SWORDS. ($550. Manual tool for the extraction of certain bodily fluids, human or anomaly. Automatically synthesizes and stores three doses of stimulants for brief periods of strenuous activity.)
>BLACKWALL PASSCODE ($100. Considered verboten by most Sponsorship Companies. Bypasses various security mechanisms, unlocking early access to LAYER 5 and various high clearance areas.)
>SACA UNIT REFIT PACKAGE ($350. Improves the capabilities of your SACA coworker across the board.)
>WARDEN ELITE ARMOR SUIT ($1000 per suit. Made out of the finest fibers and fabrics money can buy. Comes with a built in gas mask, and offers great protection while weighing very little.)
>WEAVE OF TIME ($1500. You and all current coworkers now take notably less ESOTERIC DAMAGE. Useful against anomalies like [], THE OTHER SIDE, and other such entities.)
>RED TAPE SCISSORS ($777. A lesser version of a Q&Q ARTIFACT. Offers a great boon of protection against colored Executives, whether violently or non-violently.)
>"FOOD" and "DRINK" ($600. FOOD, AT A PRICE. DRINK, AT A PRICE. The first time you work on an anomaly each shift, their skill checks will be notably easier.)
>INSIDER TRADING ($500. Every day, Q&Q will give you some exclusive secrets about various SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES. This should make their sponsorships easier, while giving you an edge during negotiations.)
>DEATH RIDER CANISTER ($555 per bundle. A bundle of five gas grenades filled with a potent chemical weapon. Deals massive ESOTERIC DAMAGE in a wide area. Comes with a free gas mask.)
>QUALITY SCHEDULE CORRECTION ($850. Consult your time tables. Grants a permanent +2 TIME TOKENS at the start of your shift.)
>TICK-TOCK ($700. Be silent, be still. You may contact MIKE at any time during a shift, and his anomalously good deals will be slightly better.)
>RESERVATION TO 'LA'VIANDE' ($800 per ticket. Offers a sizable boost to RAPPORT to an ally of your choice, except for SACA.)


SELL
>CIGARETTE MOLD (how much?)
7
>BLACK BILE (how much?)
18
>STARBOUND PAINT (how much?)
4

Total: $199

I feel like spending tonight.
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>>6465624
>"FOOD" and "DRINK" ($600. FOOD, AT A PRICE. DRINK, AT A PRICE. The first time you work on an anomaly each shift, their skill checks will be notably easier.)
>INSIDER TRADING ($500. Every day, Q&Q will give you some exclusive secrets about various SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES. This should make their sponsorships easier, while giving you an edge during negotiations.)
>WORD OF MOUTH ($255. Random encounters will be more common during your shift, and they're far more likely to be positive.)

>QUALITY SCHEDULE CORRECTION ($850. Consult your time tables. Grants a permanent +2 TIME TOKENS at the start of your shift.)
>TICK-TOCK ($700. Be silent, be still. You may contact MIKE at any time during a shift, and his anomalously good deals will be slightly better.)
>WEAVE OF TIME ($1500. You and all current coworkers now take notably less ESOTERIC DAMAGE. Useful against anomalies like [], THE OTHER SIDE, and other such entities.)

>CONTAINMENT CELL CONSTRUCTION ($500. Adds one last containment cell to your lab. You would be allowed to get another two anomalies if you pick this.) [EVE'S]
>SAMPLE STORAGE TANKS ($400. From Mr. Rust. A collection of reinforced, anomaly-resistant tanks meant to store highly dangerous samples. Allows for the passive production of samples like BLACK BILE and GREY PASTE as well.)
>BEZ-599 INDUSTRIAL GRINDER ($400. A personal item from Mr. Rust. Passively processes refined byproducts of various SAMPLES.)
>ANOMALY ANALYZER MK.II ($650. A firmware update to your INSIGHT MODULE. Allows you to determine if a work order was GOOD, BAD or NEUTRAL, while giving you tips on what specific actions pleased or pissed of an anomaly.) [EVE'S]
Total 6355
Use the whole voucher.
Sell all but two of everything
Leaves us with $1800
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"Ah, reminds me of capturing FINAL GOODNIGHT AT THE EDGE. Fucking thing was obnoxious and hell, did WARDEN even contain it?" - Anderson.
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>>6465393
That systolic-diastolic motherfucker ain't gunna do shit, see pic related.

>>6465639
+1
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>>6465610
>"This is the first time someone's been in my room, well, ever."
We let Kevin chill in here before we dragged him through an anomalous hallway straight into a harvester den. Actually, maybe it's better Ashton doesn't know that.
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>>6465623
>Sell 8x MOLD, 18x BILE (+$4158)

>>'BUSY BEE' IMPLANT ($300 per implant.
>INSIDER TRADING ($500.
>WORD OF MOUTH ($255.

>INDUSTRIAL SCRAP SURPLUS ($250.
>SUIT OF NOBLES - FIVE OF SWORDS. ($550. [EVE]
>BLACKWALL PASSCODE ($100.

>AB-BREAKER-ESO BULLETS ($300 per bundle.
>WARDEN ELITE ARMOR SUIT ($1000 per suit.

>QUALITY SCHEDULE CORRECTION ($850.

>MAJOR-RJ SUPPLEMENT ($100 per bottle.
>WINE CELLAR CONSTRUCTION. ($700.

>SAMPLE STORAGE TANKS ($400.
>BEZ-599 INDUSTRIAL GRINDER ($400.
>ANOMALY ANALYZER MK.II ($650.

total spend: $5805
EVE voucher spend: $550
spend subtotal: $5255
positive cash subtotal: $7221

ending cash: $1966
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Don't normally go in on shopping votes with my own plan, but here goes!

>>6465623
>INSIDER TRADING ($500. Every day, Q&Q will give you some exclusive secrets about various SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES. This should make their sponsorships easier, while giving you an edge during negotiations.)
Forewarned is whatever anon said, yup.

>WORD OF MOUTH ($255. Random encounters will be more common during your shift, and they're far more likely to be positive.)
More passive upgrades - yummy, especially for forever-shifts!

Honestly, none of the EVE'S catalogue stuff interests me that much, the [EVE'S]-tagged stuff in other catalogues is way better.

Same with WARDEN; I don't think we're *urgently* hurting for any combat equipment and ammo?

But TIMELESS...
>QUALITY SCHEDULE CORRECTION ($850. Consult your time tables. Grants a permanent +2 TIME TOKENS at the start of your shift.)
Literally fucking pays for itself within a day if we spend that extra Token mold-maxing, and passively inside a week, pretty sure.

>WEAVE OF TIME ($1500. You and all current coworkers now take notably less ESOTERIC DAMAGE. Useful against anomalies like [], THE OTHER SIDE, and other such entities.)
As another anon said, this is bonkers pricing for something that protects us and *all* our friends, full stop.

>WINE CELLAR CONSTRUCTION. ($700. Installs a secure and reinforced storage room to your lab. Doesn't need to store wine, can be used as a safe room.)
Lab's gonna get cramped otherwise with all the MOOOOOLD purchase votes we're getting. Frankly, I think it's already overdue for an expansion. Speaking of!

>SAMPLE STORAGE TANKS ($400. From Mr. Rust. A collection of reinforced, anomaly-resistant tanks meant to store highly dangerous samples. Allows for the passive production of samples like BLACK BILE and GREY PASTE as well.)
MOLD
>BEZ-599 INDUSTRIAL GRINDER ($400. A personal item from Mr. Rust. Passively processes refined byproducts of various SAMPLES.)
MAXXING

>ANOMALY ANALYZER MK.II ($650. A firmware update to your INSIGHT MODULE. Allows you to determine if a work order was GOOD, BAD or NEUTRAL, while giving you tips on what specific actions pleased or pissed of an anomaly.) [EVE'S]
Free, and something we need ASAP.

>CONTAINMENT CELL CONSTRUCTION ($500. Adds one last containment cell to your lab. You would be allowed to get another two anomalies if you pick this.) [EVE'S]
Mostly free, and something we were planning to get eventually. That we may or may not need to soon contain a LORD OF MOLD also informs this decision.

SELL:
>ALL OF IT. ALL OF IT!!! (Except, use one MOLD for ourselves.) (+$4974, but you will lose all CIGARETTE MOLD/BILE/PAINT)
-And give Ashton right of first refusal for the mold from our current batch. Maybe give her a friend discount? "I couldn't fill your order at the time, but I didn't forget that post you made either."

All samples we can easily get more of tomorrow, and I don't think we need any of it urgently.

>+$219, or less if Ashton wants a discount.
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>>6465676
+1
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>>6465898
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Let's focus on what's being sold before I tell you what to buy.

A good chunk of people want to sell the BILE and CIGARETTE MOLD, so let's see how much is being sold.
BILE
BLACK BILE x1: 3
BLACK BILE x12: 1
BLACK BILE x10: 3
BLACK BILE x18: 2
I'll split the difference and say you're selling 10 (+$1110)

CIGARETTE MOLD x4: 2
CIGARETTE MOLD x7: 1
CIGARETTE MOLD x8: 4
This is easier. You're selling all of it. (+$2160)

Plus, no one really seems to want to _save_ the voucher, so we're going to spend it until you run out of cash for it. So you have $6333 to spend on whatever, and $1000 to spend on EVE THINGS.

-----

WHAT TO BUY?

INSIDER TRADING: 12 (500)
SAMPLE STORAGE: 12 (400)
BEZ-599: 11 (400)
CONTAINMENT: 10 [Fully paid by EVE's]
SCRAP: 8 (Fully paid by EVE'S]
HARVESTER BRIBERY: 7 (200)
ANOMALY ANALYZER: 7 (400) [250 is paid by Eve's, 400 is paid by you]
SUIT OF NOBLES: 7 (550)
WEAVE OF TIME: 6 (1500)
SACA: 6 (350)
QUALITY SCHEDULE CORRECTION: 6 (850)
WORD OF MOUTH: 5 (255)
WARDEN ELITE: 5 (SKIPPED, too expensive)
WINE CELLAR: 5 (700)
REST: SKIPPED

You have $228 left, because none of the things left got enough votes to be worth purchasing! That's actually enough cash to hire a few allies for later, so that's neat! (Probably wise to try to get some pity cash during your FREE TIME actions if you want to hire anyone pricy)
Looks like you're going to have a lot of time to spare next shift, and you're going to be automating the hell out of your MOLD production. Plus, you got a few new rooms to store things, and some gifts for your lizard and robot friends. Not a bad haul.

Writing. Shouldn't take too long, not like there's much to write about aside from Ashton being Ashtun being Ashtong.

>>6465898
>>6465901
>>6465717
[WARNING]
[WARNING]
[LAMEDH-TIER ANOMALY IS ACTIVELY BREACHING]
[WARNING]
[WARNING]
[LAMEDH-TIER ANOMALY IS ACTIVELY BREACHING]

>>6465718
The HEART will not be pleased by this depiction of itself.
The ASHTON will be pleased by this drawing of her.
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>>6465956
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Flipping through catalogs is always a nice way to pass the time. Some might argue it's a very boring way to pass the time. Others would argue you should be paying more attention to the woman right by your side.

Those are great points, actually, but you are who you are. You're a man with the emotional availability of concrete. You're trying, slowly mind you, to be better. Maybe that's why people like you? Feh. You're going to trust your gut for the rest of the day (which is like half an hour tops?)

>YOU HAVE $228
>+WEAVE OF TIME TO ALLIES!
>YOUR LAB NOW: A NEW CONTAINMENT CELL, WINE CELLAR, BEZ-599 INDUSTRIAL GRINDER, SAMPLE STORAGE TANKS, HARVESTER BRIBERY BUNDLE, AND SUIT OF NOBLES - FIVE OF SWORDS!
>PERSONAL UPGRADES: +2 ADDITIONAL TIME TOKENS, +WORK RESULTS ON ANOMALY WORKS, +INSIDER TRADING, +WORD OF MOUTH
>SACA and HARD TIMES have both been upgraded!

Your guest jabs you with her elbow. "oh, c'mon, you bought THAT? 'harvester bribery bundle', was it? really on the nose there!"

"Ah, you got me." You drolly answer. "I'm going to bribe someone who has been nothing but nice to me. Wow. My master plan has been totally foiled. You caught me."

"damn right i did." Ashton solemnly nods. She's really trying to sound serious, even with that goofy grin of hers. "at this rate, i'm going to be a better researcher than you! or, well, investigator."

"Those are not even the same profession. Not by a long shot."

Her smile softens slightly. "ah, c'mon, i'm joking around." Her eyes skim over the catalogs you were filling out, rereading everything you purchased. "jeez, i didn't know you had that kind of cash to throw around. no wonder why those guys in Q&Q keep talking about you."

"Wait, you've talked to them? Oh, right, you go to those corporate events."
"mmh hmm. someone needs to keep the peace."

"What, exactly, do they say about me?"

"oh, stuff i already know about you." She's clearly already growing bored by this line of questioning. "hard working. you make mold. i'm trying to think of a third thing but who cares about them, really?"

"Hey, you're the one who brought them up." You finish writing down everything you want from your catalogs. With that nightly ritual done, there's really not much left to do. Aside from basic self maintenance, that is. Oh! Right! You didn't really eat at all today. You certainly didn't get a proper full course meal.

"I hate to impose this on you, but do you think I could have some of that steak you brought over?" Microwaved steak isn't a glamorous meal in the slightest but you've ate like garbage for most of your life. Actual, honest to god MEAT would be a life-saving right now.

She nudges you with her elbow again. "c'mon, you don't need to ask. i brought extras just for you. i even brought some leftover rice and pasta so you don't, uh, eat only meat."

"i can do that," She flicks at one of her many, MANY teeth. "but humans need to subsist off stuff besides red meat, so you know, gotta look out for that."
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"That's...really sweet, actually. Thank you." The corners of your mouth tugged slightly upwards in a lazy smile. You rise from your bed, ready to do your nightly rituals. "Well, I'm gonna clean off all of this filth, so go ahead and get comfortable."

"already am, but i'll try even harder." Ashton says with a wink.

"Feel free to procure my truth-strangling collection of vile, searing tales." You bow towards your bookcase, one which is filled with drek that only wine moms would like, sans the occasional sci-fi book.

"pffftttttt!" Score! Another point! "right. they must be so much more interesting than the stuff you get up to, if you're giving them such high applause."

"Truly, would I ever lie?" You force yourself to put on a pleading expression, fit with unconvincing puppy dog eyes. For the bit, of course. "I am a honest, hard working wageslave who breaks his back for his coworkers."

"alright, alright, sisyphus. i surrender, i surrender." She puts the same amount of effort into her 'surrender' as you put into your puppy eyes. That is to say, basically none. "take your shower already, dork."

You head to your private bathroom so you can clean yourself off. Getting the blood, tar and filth off is an arduous task befitting of a whole rant that'll go on for twenty pages, but you'll save everyone time by not bothering to go into the nitty-gritty. You still can't get over how you have no scars on your body.

You sling on some more casual clothes since there's no point sleeping in your work uniform. As you exit your bathroom, your nose picks up on the smell of freshly reheated food. You sit back down on your bed and not a moment later, Ashton joins your side again.

She hands you a bottle of freshly chilled bottled ice tea, along with a plate that has an assorted mess of lasagna soaked in some kind of garlic sauce and some cheap sirloin.

"bon appetit." Ashton holds her bottle towards you. You 'clink' your bottle against hers in a poor imitation of a toast. Eating the meal is an experience you can best describe as 'passable'. The steak's tough and chewy and the lasagna, while good, isn't particularly noteworthy in any way. Compared to the slop ARC gives via its cafeterias, however, it is heavenly.

The two of you eat in comfortable silence, content to exist by each other's side. Having company after years of not even talking to people for longer than a business meeting is, well, nice. Humans are inherently social creatures, so this is to be expected. Maybe that's why you allowed her in?

Your only other guest was Kevin but, ehhhh, he's a kid you're not particularly close to. Ashton is someone you can trust, even though sometimes you do wonder if a certain cardiovascular organ has affected her. Honestly, though, she has made your life down here markedly better in a lot of ways.

Whatever drove her to do the things she's done doesn't matter. She cares about you. You care about her. Sometimes, it's okay to let things be what they are.
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The meal concludes without much fanfare. Ashton takes the empty plate and bottle from your hands. A thought passes your mind. A thought that that needles and pokes at your brain here or there. Thoughts you don't feel like humoring, normally.

However, you're willing to humor one of them today. You rise up from your bed one last time. Ashton's distracted, too busy throwing away the plates and bottles. You sneak up on her, one hand gripping onto the TWISTED CLOAK. You haven't had a use for this cloak in a while, until now.

She doesn't notice until it's too late.

"vinCENT!" She squeaks like a startled mouse when your arms wrap around her. "how the- oh my god, are you using an anomaly thing to do this crap? c'mon!" Despite her words, a pleased shudder runs throughout her body.

She turns around to face you, after a bit of a struggle. She immediately launches a counter attack by wrapping her arms around you. You have been soundly defeated in this battle for, as expected of a security guard who's also not fully human, she has a WAY stronger hug.

It's nice, though. Her athletic frame still feels the same as it did when you first hugged her: soft yet firm. She rests her head on your shoulder as the hug goes on. The comfort her embrace provides dulls the day's pain. Your aching bones quiet down. Your headache wanes. It really is nice.

You both needed this. You had a day that stretched on for eons, and considering the post she made on the forums, she CERTAINLY needed this. Neither of you want to pull away, but eventually, you decide to be the first to pull away. "welp, we gotta get some z's. see ya on the other side."

"See ya. Thank you, again, for staying over. "the pleasure's all mine!"

"Say, if you want the first shipment of CIGARETTE MOLD I'm preparing, I'm willing to sell it to you first."

Ashton actually considers the offer for a second. "tell you what. give me 3 cigarette mold and we'll call it even. the hug was more than enough, vince."
>SIDEQUEST?: GIVE ASHTON 3 CIGARETTE MOLD. REWARD?: Ashton will be happy.

That's all that needs to be said. She retreats to her bed and you return to yours. You take one last look at Ashton, who's already half asleep, before turning in for the evening.

Sleep comes easily. Perhaps having someone over is a good thing because this night, there's no ominous dreams or painful recollections of your past. One minute, you're awake. The next, you're unconscious, able to rest fully with no interruptions.

Everything goes black. Peaceful oblivion.
>You are FULLY HEALED!

DAY 12!

You wake up to a knocking at your door. Your eyes flutter open, laced with traces with 'sleep sand', as your family would always call it. "Ughhh. I'll be there, Ashton, gimme a second."

A blur of red rises from the other bed. A mess of tangled bedhair obscures your guest's face. You don't recognize her at first, until you hear her voice. "huh? i'm up, i'm up." Her voice is even rougher than you're used to.
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"Oh, sorry, thought that knocking was you."

"m'kay." Her face sinks back into the pillow as she drifts back to the realm of dreams. She's out like a light then and there.

You drag your half-awake body out of bed. You take a short stop by her head to pat her head, which gets an appreciative hum from your sleeping friend. The heavy duty reinforced door that seals your dorm shut takes a while to open, but some elbow grease is enough to pry it open. You step outside, still in your briefs. Your eyes narrow when you see what it is.

A corporate drone. A pale-skinned man with a plastic smile leers at you. His eyes are that of a dead man's, glossy and unfocused. "I heard that you're one of our new partners, Vincent Cruz. I, as a middleman for ARC, must thank you for your hard work."

"Please go back to sleep once we're finished here. This is a simple formality, you must understand. A hard worker as yourself must get new 'responsibilities', as it were."

You instinctually recognize the dossiers he's handing out to you. Didn't you JUST get two new anomalies? ARC must really be trying to break their golden goose here.

CHOOSE UP TO TWO ANOMALIES!
Threat level reminder: DALETH (none-low) | KAPH (medium) | LAMEDH (medium-high) | BET (high) | GIMEL (unknown/situational/unconventional) | HIGHER RISK = MORE MONEY!

>"And what is a united world if not flesh from all different types of people?" (It reminds you of a TAXIDERMY your uncle made for your dad. Disgusting.) [KAPH]
>"Stare. Observe. Perceive. Acknowledge. Catalog. Research. Investigate." (The only thing the picture shows is a bloodshot EYE. It makes you queasy.) [KAPH]
>"ALERT? THIS WAS A TEST? PLEASE LEAVE THE PREMISES?" (Its artificial body is wrapped in bright yellow police tape. It's clearly a WARNING but for what?) [LAMEDH]
>"Man errs, as long as he strives, but he shall continue on." (What an ominous quote for, what, a PILLBUG? Pretty big one by the looks of it.) [DALETH]
>"Practice makes perfect. Perfection is even achievable. It must be. Try again." (A collector would probably pay millions for this VIOLIN. It has to be hundreds of years old.) [DAELTH]
>"By the end, it will have been washed away in the rain. All of the blood, ash, and tears." (There's a veil covering the PAINTING. Hundreds of hands are reaching out towards it.) [GIMEL]
>"There is an idea of a [EXPUNGED], but there is no real me. Hello?" (Strange. This looks like a regular HUMAN to you.) [GIMEL]
>"What is 'innocence', really? Why must we all lose it?" (A wedding dress is draped over the MANNEQUIN's frame. A quiet sorrow emanates from it.) [BET]
>"NO RESPONSE LOGGED. REPEATING DISTRESS/ACKNOWLEDGEMENT MESSAGE." (You're no mechanic, but this thing looks like it fell right out of OUTER SPACE) [LAMEDH]
>'Can I only get one anomaly?' (You'll have a spare containment cell, ready to contain any anomalies you feel like capturing on the field. Select only one anomaly.)

>>6466030
Truly, too powerful for ANYONE to deal with, let alone you
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>>6466068
>>"ALERT? THIS WAS A TEST? PLEASE LEAVE THE PREMISES?" (Its artificial body is wrapped in bright yellow police tape. It's clearly a WARNING but for what?) [LAMEDH]
>"Man errs, as long as he strives, but he shall continue on." (What an ominous quote for, what, a PILLBUG? Pretty big one by the looks of it.) [DALETH]
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>>6466068
>"Man errs, as long as he strives, but he shall continue on." (What an ominous quote for, what, a PILLBUG? Pretty big one by the looks of it.) [DALETH]
>"By the end, it will have been washed away in the rain. All of the blood, ash, and tears." (There's a veil covering the PAINTING. Hundreds of hands are reaching out towards it.) [GIMEL]
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"Practice makes perfect. Perfection is even achievable. It must be. Try again." (A collector would probably pay millions for this VIOLIN. It has to be hundreds of years old.) [DAELTH]
>"Man errs, as long as he strives, but he shall continue on." (What an ominous quote for, what, a PILLBUG? Pretty big one by the looks of it.) [DALETH]
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>>6466068
>"Man errs, as long as he strives, but he shall continue on." (What an ominous quote for, what, a PILLBUG? Pretty big one by the looks of it.) [DALETH]
>"By the end, it will have been washed away in the rain. All of the blood, ash, and tears." (There's a veil covering the PAINTING. Hundreds of hands are reaching out towards it.) [GIMEL]
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>>6466068
>"What is 'innocence', really? Why must we all lose it?" (A wedding dress is draped over the MANNEQUIN's frame. A quiet sorrow emanates from it.) [BET]
>"By the end, it will have been washed away in the rain. All of the blood, ash, and tears." (There's a veil covering the PAINTING. Hundreds of hands are reaching out towards it.) [GIMEL]
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>>6466068
>"By the end, it will have been washed away in the rain. All of the blood, ash, and tears." (There's a veil covering the PAINTING. Hundreds of hands are reaching out towards it.) [GIMEL]
>"There is an idea of a [EXPUNGED], but there is no real me. Hello?" (Strange. This looks like a regular HUMAN to you.) [GIMEL]
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>>6466068
>"Man errs, as long as he strives, but he shall continue on." (What an ominous quote for, what, a PILLBUG? Pretty big one by the looks of it.) [DALETH]
Seeing themes of ENDURE here.
>"NO RESPONSE LOGGED. REPEATING DISTRESS/ACKNOWLEDGEMENT MESSAGE." (You're no mechanic, but this thing looks like it fell right out of OUTER SPACE) [LAMEDH]
This may have some interesting cross-tests with THE OTHER SIDE
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>>6466068
>"NO RESPONSE LOGGED. REPEATING DISTRESS/ACKNOWLEDGEMENT MESSAGE." (You're no mechanic, but this thing looks like it fell right out of OUTER SPACE) [LAMEDH]
>"Man errs, as long as he strives, but he shall continue on." (What an ominous quote for, what, a PILLBUG? Pretty big one by the looks of it.) [DALETH]
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>>6466068
>"Man errs, as long as he strives, but he shall continue on." (What an ominous quote for, what, a PILLBUG? Pretty big one by the looks of it.) [DALETH]
>"By the end, it will have been washed away in the rain. All of the blood, ash, and tears." (There's a veil covering the PAINTING. Hundreds of hands are reaching out towards it.) [GIMEL]
Strategic vote. I'd prefer the violin and the taxidermy, but these two have a lot of votes already and I don't want us to get more LAMEDH to BET anomalies until the cat and the fish resolve.
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>>6466068
>"NO RESPONSE LOGGED. REPEATING DISTRESS/ACKNOWLEDGEMENT MESSAGE." (You're no mechanic, but this thing looks like it fell right out of OUTER SPACE) [LAMEDH]
Mechanical Abnormality? We seem to click with those.
>'Can I only get one anomaly?' (You'll have a spare containment cell, ready to contain any anomalies you feel like capturing on the field. Select only one anomaly.)
Make it clear to the corporate slave that we only ask this because we believe we are going to capture another rather powerful anomaly rather soon, we need that extra containment unit for trapping the Deerfox Shade for now, we can get another after she and 199x get their shit figured out, heck maybe we can go hunt down that perfect meal bug once we deal with them since it’s samples made really good wine and mold.
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>>6466068
>"What is 'innocence', really? Why must we all lose it?" (A wedding dress is draped over the MANNEQUIN's frame. A quiet sorrow emanates from it.) [BET]
I want the dangerous shit!!!
>"There is an idea of a [EXPUNGED], but there is no real me. Hello?" (Strange. This looks like a regular HUMAN to you.) [GIMEL]
a buddy for THE MAN...
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>>6466247
I wouldn't be sad if we get our very own BET. And a dress? a Wedding dress?
Guys I have an idea for solving the Venti problem once and for all
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>>6466251
Oh no
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>>6466068
>'Can I only get one anomaly?' (You'll have a spare containment cell, ready to contain any anomalies you feel like capturing on the field. Select only one anomaly.)
-If he seems annoyed, explain that you’re expecting at least one encounter today.

Specifically, I really want to lock down the LORD OF MOLD when he swings by today. Consolidate the sources.

>"ALERT? THIS WAS A TEST? PLEASE LEAVE THE PREMISES?" (Its artificial body is wrapped in bright yellow police tape. It's clearly a WARNING but for what?) [LAMEDH]
Hmm, no dummy. Well, safety-autist bot it shall be, then!
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>>6466068
>"And what is a united world if not flesh from all different types of people?" (It reminds you of a TAXIDERMY your uncle made for your dad. Disgusting.) [KAPH]

>"By the end, it will have been washed away in the rain. All of the blood, ash, and tears." (There's a veil covering the PAINTING. Hundreds of hands are reaching out towards it.) [GIMEL]
Let's try a gimel one
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ALERT: 2
PILLBUG: 7
PRACTICE: 1
MAN: 2
PAINTING: 6
INNOCENCE: 2
OUTER SPACE: 3
TAXIDERMY: 1

ONE ANOMALY, PLEASE: 2
PICKED TWO: EVERYONE ELSE

Pretty simple and cut dry. We're going to be grabbing two anomalies: a pillbug that has a knack for spitting out quotes, and a painting that has the attention of a lot of hands. If it's any consolation, one anomaly only voters, you do have the wine cellar as an emergency option for temporary containment. It won't be as secure as an actual containment cell but still. Options.

(Or you could stuff something relatively benign like 199X in there, if you feel like convincing him to change rooms)

Update should be out in an hour or two vincey as long as I don't get distracted. See you then.

>>6466184
WAOW WAOW WAOW AWAWA WOW RAEL WAGESLAEVVVE DRWINAG? HOW AMAINZG!
Khem. Sorry, don't know who typed that.

>>6466482
Always trust the deals a bug gives you.

>>6466251
There will always be an option for more anomalies. Especially since two of your current anomalies might resolve soon, for better or worse. In and out, out and in.
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Most of the options at least got a passing glance from you. You almost want to think about picking the BET-tier anomaly, but then you remember how annoying your LAMEDH anomaly (Little Miss Sunshine) is. Knowing your luck, that mannequin is going to liquefy you on a cellular level.

No, you're going to pick something simple. First things first, you're grabbing this PILLBUG. You take another look at the photo attached to the dossier to see what its whole deal is. Aside from its abnormal size (which is a given), the oddest thing about it is that it's almost entirely made of paper.

Wrinkled up newspapers, stained hospital forms, scribble-heavy sheet paper, and that's what you can make out from the photo. You're honestly glad you were given a low-risk anomaly as a choice for once.
>ROLY POLY OF EDEN has been obtained!

As for the other anomaly, the PAINTING, you really can't make out anything from the photo. The painting itself is completely obscured by the veil, with the only hint as to what it could represent being through where the veil has started to fall apart.

Even that is a fool's effort. Your eyes refuse to linger on the image for any longer than necessary. Like a magnet pointed at another magnet, the painting repels your gaze. Even photo copies of the anomaly are anomalous in nature. Perhaps it's a good thing there's a veil.
>WHAT NEVER WAS has been obtained!

"Egg-scellent." The corporate drone nearly snaps his own neck with how far he's leaning his head to the side. "The obligation I exist to serve has been fulfilled. Pray tell, do you wish to know how you'll die? For only $99.99, I can answer it for you."

Nope. You're not humoring whatever this is, especially when you've got some sleeping in to do. You flash the drone the middle finger right before heading back inside. The door seals shut behind you, protecting you from whatever the suited drone was gonna babble on about.

Ashton stirs slightly from her sleep. "who was it?" her words have a tell-tale sleep-laced cadence.

"Some corporate guy. Got new anomalies. 'about it." You have no energy to elaborate. "Going to sleep in. I earnt it."

"mmh hmm, you did. ya should really do it..." Her voice trails off. Sleep has retaken her. Her chest slowly rises and falls as she dreams. You climb back into your bed, ready to sleep. Your mind is awashed by the comforting embrace of oblivion. No dreams. No nightmares. Pure and utter peace.

The only thing you register in your sleep is the gentle breathing coming from the other bed.

DAY 12! Again!

Okay! Now it's time for you to properly wake up! The extra hour of sleep isn't going to do much but you wanted to treat yourself. You did a bunch yesterday, and you deserve a little treat here and there!

You prepare to take a shower now that you're actually, properly awake. Or you would, if the door wasn't locked. It took you way longer than you're comfortable admitting realizing why that would be the case.
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The sound of a running shower, and the conspicuous absence of Ashton, make the conclusion obvious here.

Again, your only guest was someone who said for half an hour, and that's pushing it really. You're not used to this.

You pass the time by reading some books from your bookshelf. You partake in reading a fantasy novel about the mystical escapades of some random monster hunters. Apparently one of the main characters is a rat humanoid? The book says it's supposed to be strange, but if you saw one of those down here? You'd probably shrug it off.

The 'click' of a door unlocking snaps you from your reading session. Ashton walks out, looking about as ready as she's going to be. Her bright red hair is still soaked, but other than that, she looks like how she normally does. "alright, shower's ready. sorry for hogging it but you were out like a light when i got up."

"I worked, like, a thirty-hour shift yesterday. Cut me some slack." Who knows how long TIMELESS' shift actually was, honestly?

"i'm not complaining! i'm only stating facts."

You roll your eyes but whatever. At least you won't take several hours to get ready. One shower and teeth cleaning later, you're finally ready to start yet ANOTHER protracted day of pain and suffering. You adjust your tie in the mirror before you rejoin with Ashton.

Seems like Ashton decided to mimic you, since she's sprawled out on her bed, reading that fantasy novel you were flipping through moments ago. "i know it's weird to say, but i've always liked reading about royalty. princes, princesses, emperors, lords, so on and so on."

"it's something about their petty squabbles. when have you heard about a lord who wasn't an evil prick, right?"

"Royalty being evil is kinda their whole thing in media. I think listing examples where there isn't some scheming eunuch or a traitorous uncle or whatever would be way harder."

"true, true." Ashton closes the book she's reading. "so, i got some time to burn before my next patrol, and you know, what better way to spend my free time?"

"I'm almost certain you have better friends than me." Self-depreciating words flow freely from your mouth. "C'mon, I wouldn't want to impose anything."

"i would." Ashton smirks. "sorry, but you're not getting rid of me that easily." As to be expected. Not like this is unexpected, considering you let her sleep over. "oh, right, i should show you something."

She draws your attention to the vest she's wearing, and her brand new weapon. You're no armorer or gunsmith, but you can immediately sense what she's carrying is of a far sturdier stock than whatever ARC is able to provide by itself.

ASHTON WARDEN UPGRADE!
>SIX-SHOOTER (Replaces SERVICE REVOLVER. Now loaded with anti-anomaly rounds, allowing her bullets to bypass most forms of anomalous damage resistance!)
>DAMASK WEAVE VEST (Replaces SECURITY GUARD ARMOR. On top of normal physical protection, it provides a sizable MIXED damage resistance, while passively strengthening her regeneration.)
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You knew completing that WARDEN order as soon as possible was gonna be worth it. Perhaps you were expecting a little more out of Ashton's upgrade but it did impact FOUR coworkers. For free.

Regardless, what do you want to do with your free time? Choose three. For obvious reasons, Ashton is coming along. Heading to LAYER 3 may be draining for her, so do be mindful of that.

>You're short on cash. You know what that means! Head down to the GAMBLING DEN to gamble, now! (High risk, high reward.)
>Do a quick pitstop by your new mold production facilities on this layer. Get a lay of the land. (Your gut tells you a certain MAN will be here.)
>Head up to LAYER 1. Check up on Edward, see how he's doing. Maybe he can offer you some advice about the two abnos you JUST got.
>Head down to LAYER 4. Reunite with Nicole and tell her the good news. (Angel is probably going to be here too!)
>Look around for FET. Get a status report on the HARVESTER KILLING ANOMALY, DEERFOX SHADE and the LORD OF MOLD. (Best Human 2026)
>Wander around, see what you can stumble across. You're feeling lucky. (RANDOM ENCOUNTER!!!)
>Head to LAYER 3 to check on Rudolf and Anthony. Might as well get that classified info out of Rudolf. (Also gives you a chance to stake out leads for CONTRACT #3)
>Get some breakfast. Take it slow and easy today. You got time to burn. (With how much good word of mouth you have, you'll probably get some gifts if you show your face around here.)
>Take some time for yourself. Stay in your room and read some books with Ashton. (Minorly improves some of your skills. Some more personal time with Ashton couldn't hurt either.)
>Check up on MEDBAY. You want to make sure the hardworking folks here are doing okay. (Improves your rep with ARC medical staff. Also, SACA's going to be here.)
>Write in?
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>>6466617
>Check up on MEDBAY. You want to make sure the hardworking folks here are doing okay. (Improves your rep with ARC medical staff. Also, SACA's going to be here.)
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>>6466617
>Do a quick pitstop by your new mold production facilities on this layer. Get a lay of the land. (Your gut tells you a certain MAN will be here.)
>Head up to LAYER 1. Check up on Edward, see how he's doing. Maybe he can offer you some advice about the two abnos you JUST got.
Its been a while since we've talked to him. Frankly, it's been a while since we talked to most people, but that's a separate issue.
>Look around for FET. Get a status report on the HARVESTER KILLING ANOMALY, DEERFOX SHADE and the LORD OF MOLD. (Best Human 2026)
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>>6466617
Ah nuts, the real cost of letting Ashton stick around rears its head. Doubly so since we ended up spending way more on this catalogue than I think any of us individually intended, and we were planning on hiring at least one pricy fella (EDWARD). Maybe counting the total number of items each person voted for first might be prudent in the future? Anywho…

>Do a quick pitstop by your new mold production facilities on this layer. Get a lay of the land. (Your gut tells you a certain MAN will be here.)
Some early harvesting could be prudent, we’ve got that sidequest(?) for ASHTON which will prolly mitigate the cost of taking her down to Layer 3 (assuming my write-in doesn’t go through) and EDWARD strikes me as the type willing to be paid in mold.

>You're short on cash. You know what that means! Head down to the GAMBLING DEN to gamble, now! (High risk, high reward.)
I know of at least one game with a guaranteed payout…

>Head to LAYER 3 to check on Rudolf and Anthony. Might as well get that classified info out of Rudolf. (Also gives you a chance to stake out leads for CONTRACT #3)
-Inform ASHTON as to the nature of her bad feeling and that she’s not crazy for avoiding Layer 3, and you can handle yourself for a quick visit to a work associate.

Even if she insists, fulfilling her sidequest(?) now hopefully means she’s still hireable, because she’s definitely on my “Reception of a DEERFOX SHADE” team alongside EDWARD. URI would be my support third if he was hireable, but alas, we might have to settle for a medic who can be magic-EMP’d.
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>>6466617
>Do a quick pitstop by your new mold production facilities on this layer. Get a lay of the land. (Your gut tells you a certain MAN will be here.)
>Check up on MEDBAY. You want to make sure the hardworking folks here are doing okay. (Improves your rep with ARC medical staff. Also, SACA's going to be here.)
>Head up to LAYER 1. Check up on Edward, see how he's doing. Maybe he can offer you some advice about the two abnos you JUST got.
>Go to the lost and found. The GAMBLING DEN is nothing compared to that place when it comes to testing your luck.
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>>6466628
I just realized that it said 3 options instead of 4. I'll remove this option from my vote:
>Go to the lost and found. The GAMBLING DEN is nothing compared to that place when it comes to testing your luck.
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>>6466617
>You're short on cash. You know what that means! Head down to the GAMBLING DEN to gamble, now! (High risk, high reward.)
Time to shoot ourself in the hand for money! Yippee!
>Head down to LAYER 4. Reunite with Nicole and tell her the good news. (Angel is probably going to be here too!)

>>Do a quick pitstop by your new mold production facilities on this layer. Get a lay of the land. (Your gut tells you a certain MAN will be here.)

Lets bring Nicole to see the mold facility since she is tour business partner, maybe she will join us for free today. Angel too if he is interested.
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>>6466620
Whoopsie I missed the choose three part so here is my actual vote
>>6466617
>Check up on MEDBAY. You want to make sure the hardworking folks here are doing okay. (Improves your rep with ARC medical staff. Also, SACA's going to be here.)
>Get some breakfast. Take it slow and easy today. You got time to burn. (With how much good word of mouth you have, you'll probably get some gifts if you show your face around here.)
>Do a quick pitstop by your new mold production facilities on this layer. Get a lay of the land. (Your gut tells you a certain MAN will be here.)
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>>6466617
>Head to LAYER 3 to check on Rudolf and Anthony. Might as well get that classified info out of Rudolf. (Also gives you a chance to stake out leads for CONTRACT #3)
>Take some time for yourself. Stay in your room and read some books with Ashton. (Minorly improves some of your skills. Some more personal time with Ashton couldn't hurt either.)
>Check up on MEDBAY. You want to make sure the hardworking folks here are doing okay. (Improves your rep with ARC medical staff. Also, SACA's going to be here.)
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>>6466617
>Do a quick pitstop by your new mold production facilities on this layer. Get a lay of the land. (Your gut tells you a certain MAN will be here.)
>Head up to LAYER 1. Check up on Edward, see how he's doing. Maybe he can offer you some advice about the two abnos you JUST got.
>Check up on MEDBAY. You want to make sure the hardworking folks here are doing okay. (Improves your rep with ARC medical staff. Also, SACA's going to be here.)
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>>6466617
>Do a quick pitstop by your new mold production facilities on this layer. Get a lay of the land. (Your gut tells you a certain MAN will be here.)
>Get some breakfast. Take it slow and easy today. You got time to burn. (With how much good word of mouth you have, you'll probably get some gifts if you show your face around here.)
>Check up on MEDBAY. You want to make sure the hardworking folks here are doing okay. (Improves your rep with ARC medical staff. Also, SACA's going to be here.)
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>>6466617
>Head up to LAYER 1. Check up on Edward, see how he's doing. Maybe he can offer you some advice about the two abnos you JUST got.
>Head down to LAYER 4. Reunite with Nicole and tell her the good news. (Angel is probably going to be here too!)
>Look around for FET. Get a status report on the HARVESTER KILLING ANOMALY, DEERFOX SHADE and the LORD OF MOLD. (Best Human 2026)
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>>6466617
>Head down to LAYER 4. Reunite with Nicole and tell her the good news. (Angel is probably going to be here too!)

>Do a quick pitstop by your new mold production facilities on this layer. Get a lay of the land. (Your gut tells you a certain MAN will be here.)

>Check up on MEDBAY. You want to make sure the hardworking folks here are doing okay. (Improves your rep with ARC medical staff. Also, SACA's going to be here.)

Setting up my dream crew
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>>6466617
>>Head down to LAYER 4. Reunite with Nicole and tell her the good news. (Angel is probably going to be here too!)
We did agree to partner up with her, plus we should congratulate her on her wine deal too.
>Do a quick pitstop by your new mold production facilities on this layer. Get a lay of the land. (Your gut tells you a certain MAN will be here.)
MANNY
>Check up on MEDBAY. You want to make sure the hardworking folks here are doing okay. (Improves your rep with ARC medical staff. Also, SACA's going to be here.)
I do miss SACA
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>>6466617
>>Take some time for yourself. Stay in your room and read some books with Ashton. (Minorly improves some of your skills. Some more personal time with Ashton couldn't hurt either.)
>>Check up on MEDBAY. You want to make sure the hardworking folks here are doing okay. (Improves your rep with ARC medical staff. Also, SACA's going to be here.)
>>Head down to LAYER 4. Reunite with Nicole and tell her the good news. (Angel is probably going to be here too!)
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>>6466617
>You're short on cash. You know what that means! Head down to the GAMBLING DEN to gamble, now! (High risk, high reward.)
>Do a quick pitstop by your new mold production facilities on this layer. Get a lay of the land. (Your gut tells you a certain MAN will be here.)
>Head up to LAYER 1. Check up on Edward, see how he's doing. Maybe he can offer you some advice about the two abnos you JUST got.
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No votes in 12 hours, that's enough for me to close it. Let's see what we got.

PITSTOP: 10
MEDBAY: 8
LAYER 1: 5
LAYER 4: 5
GAMBLING: 3
BREAKFAST: 2
FET: 2
LAYER 3: 2
TIME TO YOURSELF: 2

Ehhhhhhhhhh. You know what? Normally I'd do some tiebreaker here but I'm going to be nice to you, and let you hop around four locations this time. 'sides, you can probably connect GOING TO LAYER 4 --> CHECKING OUT YOUR MOLD FACILITY, since Nicole is a parasite valuable business partner as well.

Looks like the only person you won't be checking on, from your cast of weirdos and freaks, is FET and Anthony. They'll probably show up today whether you like it or not, though. Writing.

>>6466627
I should clarify that Ashton following you around during free time doesn't cut into the whole 'each ally needs a break after being hired' thing. You can still hire her later today, the only real downside is that you need to keep an eye out on her during CONTRACT #3 (since she'll worm her way into that situation regardless if you hire her this shift or not).

The 'sidequest' is mostly there if you want her to be on the top of her game this shift, if you decide to hire her, and during that contract.

>Doubly so since we ended up spending way more on this catalogue than I think any of us individually intended,
To be fair, if you really didn't want to spend all of your cash, I did add in an option to bank funds. I could've made that more clear, sure, and I'll do so next catalog. But basically every vote wanted to buy a whole bunch of garbage, so I enabled that.

Don't worry too much, you'll probably still get enough money during free time to be able to hire whoever you want. Worst case scenario, you can probably sell garbage to people you stumble across, or barter.

>>6466626
>Frankly, it's been a while since we talked to most people, but that's a separate issue.
Yeahhhh, last shift dragged out for a while. If it's any consolation, this upcoming shift won't stretch on for eternity, so that'll make up for lost time (of both the temporal and screen variety). Plus, that's what this free time section is for, sorta.

okay this should be the last time I post this, oof, not on my a-game it seems.
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>>6466973
>The 'sidequest' is mostly there if you want her to be on the top of her game this shift
>not on my a-game it seems.

>SIDEQUEST?: GIVE HANDLERQM 3 CIGARETTE MOLD. REWARD?: HandlerQM will be happy.
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Rolled 1 + 8 (1d2 + 8)

>>6466975
you know too much anon
(also rolling something for later don't worry about it)
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>Your instincts tell you that your production facility just generated 9 CIGARETTE MOLD!

You might be stretching your time a little thin with your plan here. You know what, though? Who cares! You deserve a bit of indulgence after everything that happened yesterday.

Today is going to be a SIMPLE day. You're going to do what you want and that's all that matters. You're already halfway down the hallway before you start talking. "First things first, we should stop by this layer's MEDBAY. I got a good thing going with them, so what's the harm, right?"

Ashton follows you, but doesn't immediately answer your question. Her attention is focused on the always humming fluorescent lights. Her pupils have dilated so wide that they're almost completely black. She seems to realize her eyes must look weird to an outside observant, since they soon return to 'normal'.

'sorry, sorry, that always happens when i wake up." She apologizes, her voice still laced with sleep. "honestly you should go there more often! you can't really heal off every injury with magical sandwiches and black market medication!"

"Should I start eating apples to scare you away, Doctor Ashton?"

"very funny, very funny. maybe you should become a comedian." Ashton answers with an equally snarky comment.

"I'd probably be a great one. My life's one big joke." You say with a shit-eating grin. It vanishes about a moment later. "I appreciate the concern. I do."

"i'm always going to worry about you. i can't exactly stop caring about people." Her voice is soft like melted snow.

"unless you want me to stop carin' and start treating you like trash. i heard some guys actually like that." Disgust creeps into her tone at the end. "never understood why."

"Hell if I know. I like you as is, all jokes aside." You turn your attention back to the hallway you're in. You have to be on guard in a place like this, even with a cool and friendly security guard protecting you. You're lucky that your only visit this night was some suited nobody.

Your familiarity with LAYER 2 shines through since you actually arrived at MEDBAY in a reasonable amount of time! You take a deep breath before ducking inside. Ashton follows your lead, holding her breath as she enters alongside you.

To the relief of both of you, the MEDBAY is mercifully sterile, free of the usual stench of infected rot and misery-drenched sweat. It has been smothered almost entirely by the artificial, slightly industrial tang of fresh disinfectant and warm rubber.

The staff here recognized you almost immediately. You receive a warm welcome from them before they return to tending to their patients.

The patients, ranging from security guards to researchers to janitorial staff, are handling themselves as best as they can given their respective injuries. It doesn't take an expert's eye to realize their wounds are severe. The ones with missing fingers, toes and/or eyes are the lucky ones here.

Yet, they all seem to be in high spirits.
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The culprit behind that is a certain automaton who you haven't seen in a long, long while.

"REMEMBER." SACA roughly 'pats' the head of one of her patients with her clumsy claw-hand. "B+, AND BE POSITIVE."

The patient, a janitor you think you met briefly once, stifles a giggle. She hardly pays any mind to the cast her leg is in. "I didn't know robots could be funny. The more you learn!"

One of SACA's many sensors picks up on your arrival. She leaves her patient in the care of a human for now. Her movements are still sluggish, as expected given her frame, but she is putting in the effort to move more 'human-like'. It isn't working, not particularly well in any case, but the attempt is noticed.

"ANALYZING. ANALYZING." SACA's 'eye', which has taken on a reddish tint, bores into your very core. "UNNATURALLY HEALTHY. NO IMMEDIATE SIGNS OF INJURY. MILD TRACES OF [COGNITOHAZARDOUS DATA CENSORED] IN LUNGS, WILL PASS WITH TIME."

"wait," Ashton is about to question what exactly that means, but her instincts tell her not to prod any further. For the best, probably, given the likely source ([]) of what's in your lungs. "right. okay."

"ANALYZING OTHER PATIENT." The robot scans over your friend a few times before pausing. She shoots you as close to a 'knowing look' as her limited facial anatomy can muster. "TYPICAL WITH YOUR BASELINE. IT IS A PLEASURE SEEING THE TWO OF YOU AGAIN."

"it's nice seeing you too! i was actually talking to vincent about you last night."

"PRESUMABLY ABOUT OUR LACK OF CORRESPONDENCE. IT IS NATURAL THAT OUR SCHEDULES WOULD NOT ALIGN." SACA mimics a shrug to the best of her ability. "IT IS OF NO MATTER. WHAT MATTERS IS THAT WE ARE POSITIVE, AND WE MAKE THE MOST OF OUR: SITUATION."

"Yeah, I really need to catch up with some of my old work buddies." A tang of embarrassment hits you right in the chest. "I've kinda been a no show lately. How's it been here?"

"DUE TO BEING OUTMODED IN MY PREVIOUS ROLE, I HAVE SELF ASSIGNED AS A: NURSE. FOR A MACHINE'S PURPOSE IS TO HAVE A ROLE AND A PURPOSE." The robot swirls her head around like it's a security camera. "I HAVE IMPROVED THE PRODUCTIVITY OF THIS MEDBAY BY APPROXIMATELY 1000%. I AM A GOOD ROBOT WHO DOES A GOOD JOB. I BELIEVE PRAISE IS DESERVED FOR MY HARD WORK."

"We already do that, SACA!" A mask-wearing doctor calls from his seat. He's too busy sorting through piles of medical documentation to linger in the conversation any longer. "Oh, right, it's nice seeing you again Vincent!"

"'DARN', AS THE: 'KIDS', WOULD STATE. I WAS: HOPING TO RECEIVE: FRESH PRAISE." SACA hangs her head in shame. Shame that vanishes almost immediately.

SACA does deserve some praise, she really was doing a good job tending to the patients here. Especially with the state they're in, and with what supplies she had access to.

Your thoughts are already drifting towards bartering and trading, and SACA picks up on this immediately. "WE WOULD APPRECIATE RECEIVING ANY SUPPLIES YOU COULD SPARE."
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"he did kinda go broke last night." Ashton coyly comments.

Your face starts to heat up again. "I admit, I could've been more judicious with my funds. But c'mon, gotta spend money to make money!"

"aw, vince, i wasn't trying to bust your balls." Ashton backtracks her joke almost immediately. "i was just teasin'."

"NO MATTER THE CAUSE OF HAVING 'NO MONEY', MY FELLOW DOCTORS WOULD APPRECIATE THE SUPPLIES."

It couldn't hurt to stay on good terms with trained medical staff. You'd rather save what little money you have, so you'll stick to bartering with them.

What deals do you want to make with the staff here? Choose as many as you want.
>Transfer your ANTISEPTIC SYNTHESIZER to them. (+$700. The healing items you make in your lab will be far less potent until you find a replacement for this item.)
>Donate some unconventional medical supplies. (-REDEYE DROPS and JAX SEURM. +1 TRAUMA KIT (useful for treating critical injuries))
>Donate some blood, for cash. At least you're spilling blood in a HEALTHY way this time. (DC 70, +17 to roll. +VARIABLE CASH REWARD based on the amount of successes.)
>Sell them mold, at a sizable discount. Gotta stay on their good side. (-3 of 9 CIGARETTE MOLD, +$600, +GOODWILL (ZENITH))
>Give them some samples they can study on your behalf. (-2 of 4 BIOLUMINESCENT BACTERIA, -2 of 5 STARBOUND PAINT. +$100, +RESEARCH DATA on STATIC ANGLERFISH and THE OTHER SIDE)
>Offer your best gift: free labor. (DC 56, +8 to roll. Little to no reward, but the gesture will be appreciated.)
>ALL OF THE ABOVE. (Self-explanatory)
>Propose another trade. (Write in? Your INVENTORY has a lot to offer.)

You might as well chat with SACA while she's here. What do you want to talk about? Choose three.
>Tell her about your encounters with MR. RUST and CATHY. Does she have any tips on how you should've interacted with them?
>Did a containment breach happen? There's a lot more patients here compared to last time you were here.
>How's it been, SACA? Keep the conversation light and casual. Not everything has to be work-related.
>Catch her up on HARD TIMES and how its been acting. A fresh perspective on that anomaly would be appreciated, plus she'd understand how a machine thinks.
>Has she seen KIERA, formerly NOWHERE'S SOMMELIER, lately? How's your other robot friend doing?
>This is more for Ashton's sake than your own, but talk about your health. Maybe she can help you take better care of yourself.
>Give her what she wants: praise. You're good at brownnosing...right? (DC 65, +13 to roll. Getting on her good side isn't a bad idea.)
>There's this one anomaly, 199X, that you want to keep alive. Surely, she could give you some pointers as to how.
>Write in?
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>>6467033
>Sell them mold, at a sizable discount. Gotta stay on their good side. (-3 of 9 CIGARETTE MOLD, +$600, +GOODWILL (ZENITH))
>Give them some samples they can study on your behalf. (-2 of 4 BIOLUMINESCENT BACTERIA, -2 of 5 STARBOUND PAINT. +$100, +RESEARCH DATA on STATIC ANGLERFISH and THE OTHER SIDE)

>How's it been, SACA? Keep the conversation light and casual. Not everything has to be work-related.
>Catch her up on HARD TIMES and how its been acting. A fresh perspective on that anomaly would be appreciated, plus she'd understand how a machine thinks.
>There's this one anomaly, 199X, that you want to keep alive. Surely, she could give you some pointers as to how.
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>>6467033
>Sell them mold, at a sizable discount. Gotta stay on their good side. (-3 of 9 CIGARETTE MOLD, +$600, +GOODWILL (ZENITH))
>Give them some samples they can study on your behalf. (-2 of 4 BIOLUMINESCENT BACTERIA, -2 of 5 STARBOUND PAINT. +$100, +RESEARCH DATA on STATIC ANGLERFISH and THE OTHER SIDE)

>How's it been, SACA? Keep the conversation light and casual. Not everything has to be work-related.
>This is more for Ashton's sake than your own, but talk about your health. Maybe she can help you take better care of yourself.
>Give her what she wants: praise. You're good at brownnosing...right? (DC 65, +13 to roll. Getting on her good side isn't a bad idea.)
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>>6467033
>Sell them mold, at a sizable discount. Gotta stay on their good side. (-3 of 9 CIGARETTE MOLD, +$600, +GOODWILL (ZENITH))
We will make it back easily
>Give them some samples they can study on your behalf. (-2 of 4 BIOLUMINESCENT BACTERIA, -2 of 5 STARBOUND PAINT. +$100, +RESEARCH DATA on STATIC ANGLERFISH and THE OTHER SIDE)
Feels appropriate
>How's it been, SACA? Keep the conversation light and casual. Not everything has to be work-related.
Only polite
>Did a containment breach happen? There's a lot more patients here compared to last time you were here.
Status update
>There's this one anomaly, 199X, that you want to keep alive. Surely, she could give you some pointers as to how.
And work

We can always ask MAN directly about how KIERA is doing when we drop by the mold rooms in a bit for a production checkup
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>>6467033
TRADE
>Transfer your ANTISEPTIC SYNTHESIZER to them. (+$700. The healing items you make in your lab will be far less potent until you find a replacement for this item.)
>Donate some blood, for cash. At least you're spilling blood in a HEALTHY way this time. (DC 70, +17 to roll. +VARIABLE CASH REWARD based on the amount of successes.)
>Sell them mold, at a sizable discount. Gotta stay on their good side. (-3 of 9 CIGARETTE MOLD, +$600, +GOODWILL (ZENITH))
>Give them some samples they can study on your behalf. (-2 of 4 BIOLUMINESCENT BACTERIA, -2 of 5 STARBOUND PAINT. +$100, +RESEARCH DATA on STATIC ANGLERFISH and THE OTHER SIDE)
SACA
>Give her what she wants: praise. You're good at brownnosing...right? (DC 65, +13 to roll. Getting on her good side isn't a bad idea.)
>Did a containment breach happen? There's a lot more patients here compared to last time you were here.
>There's this one anomaly, 199X, that you want to keep alive. Surely, she could give you some pointers as to how.
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Choo-Choo*

>>6467033
>Sell them mold, at a sizable discount. Gotta stay on their good side. (-3 of 9 CIGARETTE MOLD, +$600, +GOODWILL (ZENITH))
>Give them some samples they can study on your behalf. (-2 of 4 BIOLUMINESCENT BACTERIA, -2 of 5 STARBOUND PAINT. +$100, +RESEARCH DATA on STATIC ANGLERFISH and THE OTHER SIDE)

>Did a containment breach happen? There's a lot more patients here compared to last time you were here.
>There's this one anomaly, 199X, that you want to keep alive. Surely, she could give you some pointers as to how.
>Catch her up on HARD TIMES and how its been acting. A fresh perspective on that anomaly would be appreciated, plus she'd understand how a machine thinks.
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>>6467033
>Sell them mold, at a sizable discount. Gotta stay on their good side. (-3 of 9 CIGARETTE MOLD, +$600, +GOODWILL (ZENITH))
>Give them some samples they can study on your behalf. (-2 of 4 BIOLUMINESCENT BACTERIA, -2 of 5 STARBOUND PAINT. +$100, +RESEARCH DATA on STATIC ANGLERFISH and THE OTHER SIDE)

>Did a containment breach happen? There's a lot more patients here compared to last time you were here.
>Has she seen KIERA, formerly NOWHERE'S SOMMELIER, lately? How's your other robot friend doing?
>Give her what she wants: praise. You're good at brownnosing...right? (DC 65, +13 to roll. Getting on her good side isn't a bad idea.)
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>>6467033
>Donate some blood, for cash. At least you're spilling blood in a HEALTHY way this time. (DC 70, +17 to roll. +VARIABLE CASH REWARD based on the amount of successes.)
A slightly healthier way to trade our physical health for money than shooting our own hand off in the gambling den I suppose.
>>Sell them mold, at a sizable discount. Gotta stay on their good side. (-3 of 9 CIGARETTE MOLD, +$600, +GOODWILL (ZENITH))
>Give them some samples they can study on your behalf. (-2 of 4 BIOLUMINESCENT BACTERIA, -2 of 5 STARBOUND PAINT. +$100, +RESEARCH DATA on STATIC ANGLERFISH and THE OTHER SIDE)
What is better than free research? Research that people PAY us to do FOR us!

>Tell her about your encounters with MR. RUST and CATHY. Does she have any tips on how you should've interacted with them?
Mention she is much more pleasant to talk to thank them.
>Did a containment breach happen? There's a lot more patients here compared to last time you were here.
>How's it been, SACA? Keep the conversation light and casual. Not everything has to be work-related.
Vincent struggles to be entirely non-work-related, so maybe ask what she has been up to recently, including for work.
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>>6467033
>Donate some blood, for cash. At least you're spilling blood in a HEALTHY way this time. (DC 70, +17 to roll. +VARIABLE CASH REWARD based on the amount of successes.)
>Sell them mold, at a sizable discount. Gotta stay on their good side. (-3 of 9 CIGARETTE MOLD, +$600, +GOODWILL (ZENITH))
>Give them some samples they can study on your behalf. (-2 of 4 BIOLUMINESCENT BACTERIA, -2 of 5 STARBOUND PAINT. +$100, +RESEARCH DATA on STATIC ANGLERFISH and THE OTHER SIDE)

>How's it been, SACA? Keep the conversation light and casual. Not everything has to be work-related.
>Has she seen KIERA, formerly NOWHERE'S SOMMELIER, lately? How's your other robot friend doing?
>Give her what she wants: praise. You're good at brownnosing...right? (DC 65, +13 to roll. Getting on her good side isn't a bad idea.)
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>>6467033
>Donate some blood, for cash. At least you're spilling blood in a HEALTHY way this time. (DC 70, +17 to roll. +VARIABLE CASH REWARD based on the amount of successes.)
>Sell them mold, at a sizable discount. Gotta stay on their good side. (-3 of 9 CIGARETTE MOLD, +$600, +GOODWILL (ZENITH))
>Give them some samples they can study on your behalf. (-2 of 4 BIOLUMINESCENT BACTERIA, -2 of 5 STARBOUND PAINT. +$100, +RESEARCH DATA on STATIC ANGLERFISH and THE OTHER SIDE)

>Did a containment breach happen? There's a lot more patients here compared to last time you were here.
>How's it been, SACA? Keep the conversation light and casual. Not everything has to be work-related.
>Give her what she wants: praise. You're good at brownnosing...right? (DC 65, +13 to roll. Getting on her good side isn't a bad idea.)
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>>6467033
>Donate some blood, for cash. At least you're spilling blood in a HEALTHY way this time. (DC 70, +17 to roll. +VARIABLE CASH REWARD based on the amount of successes.)
How are we supposed to feel alive when we have the correct about of blood in our veins?
>Sell them mold, at a sizable discount. Gotta stay on their good side. (-3 of 9 CIGARETTE MOLD, +$600, +GOODWILL (ZENITH))
We're rolling in the stuff. Let's spread some around.
>Offer your best gift: free labor. (DC 56, +8 to roll. Little to no reward, but the gesture will be appreciated.)
One of these days, we're going to flub an important roll. On that day, we're going to be very thankful we have a good relationship with medical professionals.


>How's it been, SACA? Keep the conversation light and casual. Not everything has to be work-related.
>Catch her up on HARD TIMES and how its been acting. A fresh perspective on that anomaly would be appreciated, plus she'd understand how a machine thinks.
>Give her what she wants: praise. You're good at brownnosing...right? (DC 65, +13 to roll. Getting on her good side isn't a bad idea.)
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>>6467033
>Sell them mold, at a sizable discount. Gotta stay on their good side. (-3 of 9 CIGARETTE MOLD, +$600, +GOODWILL (ZENITH))
>Give them some samples they can study on your behalf. (-2 of 4 BIOLUMINESCENT BACTERIA, -2 of 5 STARBOUND PAINT. +$100, +RESEARCH DATA on STATIC ANGLERFISH and THE OTHER SIDE)
Not as much as we could get, but such is the cost of needing money now instead of later. Plus the side benefits are nice.

>How's it been, SACA? Keep the conversation light and casual. Not everything has to be work-related.
>Has she seen KIERA, formerly NOWHERE'S SOMMELIER, lately? How's your other robot friend doing?
Catch up on robot friens.
>There's this one anomaly, 199X, that you want to keep alive. Surely, she could give you some pointers as to how.
-“In fact, is URI available to hire so I can get some medical help in person? You’d be my first choice, obviously, but we’re expecting a ‘visit’ today from an anomaly that royally fucks up electronics, lights in particular. Might be a pretty not-fun time for you specifically.”
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>>6467033
>Donate some blood, for cash. At least you're spilling blood in a HEALTHY way this time. (DC 70, +17 to roll. +VARIABLE CASH REWARD based on the amount of successes.)
>Sell them mold, at a sizable discount. Gotta stay on their good side. (-3 of 9 CIGARETTE MOLD, +$600, +GOODWILL (ZENITH))
>Give them some samples they can study on your behalf. (-2 of 4 BIOLUMINESCENT BACTERIA, -2 of 5 STARBOUND PAINT. +$100, +RESEARCH DATA on STATIC ANGLERFISH and THE OTHER SIDE)


>Tell her about your encounters with MR. RUST and CATHY. Does she have any tips on how you should've interacted with them?
>Did a containment breach happen? There's a lot more patients here compared to last time you were here.
>Give her what she wants: praise. You're good at brownnosing...right? (DC 65, +13 to roll. Getting on her good side isn't a bad idea.)
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>>6467130
URI? I genuinely have no clue who you're referring to. I don't recall any character with that name.

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Anywho.

DEALS
MOLD: 12
SAMPLES: 11
BLOOD: 6
ANTISEPTIC: 1
FREE LABOR: 1
I'd say BLOOD getting 6/12 votes is enough to let it pass. You're going to be getting at least $700 to play with, and perhaps even more based on how many successes you're getting this update!

CONVERSATION
LIGHT AND CASUAL: 8
PRAISE: 7
CONTAINMENT: 7
199X: 5
HARD TIMES: 3
KIERA: 3
RUST/CATHY: 2
YOUR HEALTH: 1

Seems like we're actually keeping it pretty work light. You're mostly going to be focusing on SACA as a person (robot), instead of any work related chicanery. I'm going to need four anons to roll for me. Three of you will be rolling 1d100+17 for your blood donation drive, while one unlucky fella will be rolling 3d100+13 to see if you're socially inept.

Table below

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BLOOD DRIVE (DC 70, +17 to roll)
0 SUCCESSES: For a guy who spills his own blood on a regular basis, THIS is apparently the one time it made you woozy. (-PHYSICAL HEALTH. The doctors, with HEAVY encouragement from Ashton, had to stop early. No money for you.)
1 SUCCESS: "Should his blood be that thick?" "Probably shouldn't be, no." (-PHYSICAL HEALTH. They have a hard time drawing much from you. +$75.)
2 SUCCESSES: The blood donation goes off without a hitch. (Not much to say. +$175.)
3 SUCCESSES: "Oh ho!" "Excuse me, we need a sample of this...." "And a sample of that..." (Something about your blood caught their eye. +$275. You're going to get some interesting biological data about your own body.)

PRAISE (DC 65, +13 to roll)
0 SUCCESSES: spaghetti_spilling.jpeg (Self explanatory.)
1 SUCCESS: "THE. GESTURE IS APPRECIATED." You were expecting a stronger reaction. (No harm, no foul. But this was a bit of a waste of time.)
2 SUCCESSES: "THANK YOU, THANK YOU. YOU ARE A: GOOD HUMAN TOO!" (Your words made her pretty happy. She'll be cheaper to hire this shift.)
3 SUCCESSES: "TRULY, I DO NOT DESERVE SUCH KIND WORDS..." (+SACA RAPPORT, +GOODWILL (EVE'S))
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>>6467033
>>Donate some blood, for cash. At least you're spilling blood in a HEALTHY way this time. (DC 70, +17 to roll. +VARIABLE CASH REWARD based on the amount of successes.)
>Give them some samples they can study on your behalf. (-2 of 4 BIOLUMINESCENT BACTERIA, -2 of 5 STARBOUND PAINT. +$100, +RESEARCH DATA on STATIC ANGLERFISH and THE OTHER SIDE)

>>6467033
>>Has she seen KIERA, formerly NOWHERE'S SOMMELIER, lately? How's your other robot friend doing?
>Give her what she wants: praise. You're good at brownnosing...right? (DC 65, +13 to roll. Getting on her good side isn't a bad idea.)
>How's it been, SACA? Keep the conversation light and casual. Not everything has to be work-related.
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Rolled 35, 70, 62 + 13 = 180 (3d100 + 13)

>>6467412
oof

>>6467407
lets get our social out of the way
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Rolled 71 + 17 (1d100 + 17)

>>6467407
let's try that again
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Rolled 12 + 17 (1d100 + 17)

>>6467407
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>>6467407
Outarex has found Venti's spare sweaters lying somewhere in her lab and took it with her. As the wind-up doll leave.
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>>6467414
Vincel finally manages to talk to a woman without spaghettifying
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RESULTS

PRAISE: 2 SUCCESSES (You made a robot happy today! There are otherwise no tangible benefits to this. Being nice is your reward.)
BLOOD: 1 SUCCESS (Gonna feel a bit woozy after this. $75 feels like pocket change but money is money.)
TOTAL MONEY: $1003 (Should be enough to hire anyone, actually. That's one problem solved!)

All in all, you could've had a way worse start to your day. Better to get the iffy rolls out now when the worst consequence is being a sperg. Writing.

>>6467448
OUTAREX HAS OBTAINED:
>VENTI'S SWEATER (Smells faintly of cheap perfume, coffee and lavender. While equipped, +10 to all Vincent based skill checks, but -50 to all rolls against [??? ?????].)
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>>6467407
Forget which post it was, but there was a moment where Vincent realized he never got any of the nurses’ names, which is when we learned one of them was named URI.
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>>6467033
>>Donate some unconventional medical supplies. (-REDEYE DROPS and JAX SEURM. +1 TRAUMA KIT (useful for treating critical injuries))
>>Donate some blood, for cash. At least you're spilling blood in a HEALTHY way this time. (DC 70, +17 to roll. +VARIABLE CASH REWARD based on the amount of successes.)
>>Sell them mold, at a sizable discount. Gotta stay on their good side. (-3 of 9 CIGARETTE MOLD, +$600, +GOODWILL (ZENITH))
>>Give them some samples they can study on your behalf. (-2 of 4 BIOLUMINESCENT BACTERIA, -2 of 5 STARBOUND PAINT. +$100, +RESEARCH DATA on STATIC ANGLERFISH and THE OTHER SIDE)
>>Offer your best gift: free labor. (DC 56, +8 to roll. Little to no reward, but the gesture will be appreciated.)
>>ALL OF THE ABOVE. (Self-explanatory)

>This is more for Ashton's sake than your own, but talk about your health. Maybe she can help you take better care of yourself.
>Give her what she wants: praise. You're good at brownnosing...right? (DC 65, +13 to roll. Getting on her good side isn't a bad idea.)
>There's this one anomaly, 199X, that you want to keep alive. Surely, she could give you some pointers as to how.
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It's probably for the best that you get your bartering out of the way first. Ashton instinctually recognizes what you're about to do. Her smile sours, just a tiny bit. "really? this early?"

"C'mon, how am I supposed to feel alive when I have the correct amount of blood in my veins?"

"I WOULD BELIEVE THAT HAVING THE 'CORRECT AMOUNT OF BLOOD' IS A GOOD THING."

"Nonsense!" You dismiss their concerns with a wave of your hand. Your smile is strangely genuine, like the idea of spilling your own blood is second nature to you. "Doctors! I'm ready to donate some blood. Uh, was one of them named Uri? I don't think I even got their names."

"SOMEONE WITH THAT NAME DID ONCE WORK HERE, BUT IT IS UNLIKELY YOU ARE ABLE TO FIND HIM, NOW THAT HE HAS BEEN PROMOTED." Well, whatever, you can probably make due with SACA.

You find an empty seat to sit down at. A group of nameless, faceless nurses move in like piranhas, and before you know it, you're hooked up to a blood bag. You call over one of the nurses to do some quick, to the point trades.

You hawk them some mold at an impressive discount of $200 per sample, and of course, this facility LOVES mold. It's kinda the whole reason you had that meeting. That was simple enough.

The baggies filled with glow in the dark bacteria-laced fluid and dried paint are a bit of a harder sell. They seem to have little interest in the samples, given one bag has literal paint in it, but you managed to talk them into buying it. One of the nurses agrees that they could probably study it on your behalf, as the main 'reward' for it.

They inform you that you'll get your data back roughly around when your shift starts.

Donating blood turns out to be a lot harder than you thought it would be. Your blood is a mixture of human and Harvester, thanks to a transfusion you had a while back, and that seems to have some...troublesome side effects. Namely, your blood is THICK. The plastic tubing struggles to draw any blood from your veins.

The nurses surrounding you are muttering in hushed, worried whispers. "Should his blood be that thick?" "Probably shouldn't be, no." They suddenly seem a lot more interested in *studying* your blood, rather than actually drawing it.

Your friends watch on with worry, which is warranted given your blood has the consistency of partially frozen ketchup. Well! No time like now than to chit-chat! You're going to be here for a while!

"So. SACA. How's it been shakin'? I don't think I've seen you for, like, a week now? Almost a week in any case."

SACA is staggered by the question. Not really because it's a hard question to ask, but because YOU are the one asking it. "IT IS, AS THE OTHER WOULD SAY, ANOTHER DAY INTO ANOTHER DOLLAR. I STRUGGLE TO CONCEPTUALIZE, OR DESCRIBE, MY DAYS BEYOND THAT."

"surely there's something you can talk about." Ashton lightly taps her fist against SACA's side. "any fun stories or somethin' like that?"

SACA doesn't really know what to say in response to that question.
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This is likely the first time someone has asked her about this kind of stuff in weeks. "WELL. ASIDE FROM MY STINT HERE, I HAVE BEEN DOING OTHER: HUMANITARIAN EFFORTS TO: IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF THE FACILITY."

"IT IS MY FUNCTION. TO BENEFIT BOTH THE FACILITY AND THE PERSONNEL WITHIN ITS CONFINES. I HAVE ASSISTED LUCY AND ANTHONY IN UNDERSTANDING:" There's a brief pause as she generates what to say. "MACHINERY OF ALL TYPES, TO 'SCRATCH MY BACK' AS WELL."

"I HAVE ALSO COOKED FOR THE: HUMANS HERE. APPARENTLY, THEY LIKE THE MACHINES COOKING THEIR FOOD TO BE 'CUTE'. WHICH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND."

"I WATCHED SOME ANIMATED ENTERTAINMENT WITH SEVERAL OF MY COWORKERS. I BELIEVE THAT HUMANS DO THIS TO BOND, SO I ATTEMPTED TO UNDERSTAND THEM. THEIR LAUGHTER. THEIR SCREAMS. THEIR SOBBING. I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THEY WASTE ENERGY DOING SUCH THINGS."

"BUT IT IS FUN TO PRETEND THAT I UNDERSTAND." SACA fidgets in place. She taps her two claw-like hands together. "SO, THAT IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING SINCE WE LAST MET."

You're not really shocked by her answers. SACA is a fully artificial construct that's not human in any sense of the word. It does sting a little that you empathize what she's saying. About that distance you feel from others.

"humans are pretty weird, aren't they? the way they act, the way they look, their customs..." Seems like you're not the only one who empathizes with SACA. "there's a lot to take in, and you'll always feel like you're never getting it."

"EXACTLY." SACA sagely nods. "MY DESIRE TO UNDERSTAND THEM IS MERELY A WAY TO MAKE SURE I AM DOING A BETTER JOB TENDING TO THEM." The robot's lens locks back onto the blood being drawn from you. "ABNORMALLY HIGH LEVELS OF PROTEIN AND LOW HYDRATION IS A LIKELY CAUSE OF YOUR BLOOD ISSUE."

"even my blood doesn't get that thick." Ashton whispers under her breath. "well, the best place to get sick is at a hospital. or the closest thing to one."

"INDEED. YOU ARE IN GOOD HANDS, VINCENT. WE SHALL FIX YOU TO THE BEST OF OUR ABILITY." You can only trust that she, and the other doctors, know what they're doing.

The next minute or so is a blur, which is compounded by the fact that getting blood drawn will naturally make anyone woozy. They eventually have to stop trying to draw anything since they're getting nothing.

SACA returns to your side with an old cookie and a lukewarm bottle of apple juice. "HERE. FOR THE DONATION."

"Hey, thanks for trying, at least. I know my body's probably a nightmare to deal with." You graciously take the offered treats. "You're doing a good job, from what I see, at least."

SACA freezes in place. "HUH."

Ashton leans against the chair you're sitting at for support. "mmh hmm. he's not wrong. i mean, by the way i see it, this place would probably be a way worse state if you weren't here."

"Yeah, exactly. A robot who can tend to dozens of humans on a twenty-four hour basis? I'd hire someone who could be productive all the time."
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"after all," Ashton nudges your shoulder. "he'd know a thing or two about hiring people. you're probably REALLY high on his list now, right?"

"Mmh hmm, mmh hmm." Of course, you're not locking anything in. Who knows, maybe you'll hire Anthony and Edward. Or maybe FET. Or even, against your better judgement, Venti.

That doesn't matter. What matters is that SACA bought what the two of you were saying. "INTERESTING. DESPITE THE LACK OF AN ORGAN KNOWN AS A HEART, I FEEL IT BEATING INSIDE MY CHEST."

"THANK YOU, THANK YOU. YOU ARE A: GOOD HUMAN TOO!" While she doesn't have a mouth, you can envision the ear-to-ear smile she'd be wearing. "ARE YOU TRYING TO BUTTER ME UP? THAT IS THE: CORRECT SAYING, YES?"

"perhaps he is. perhaps not. does it really matter?"

"NO. I SUPPOSE NOT. PERHAPS IT WOULD BE BEST IF WE BECAME WORK PARTNERS. TODAY. YOU KNOW WHERE TO. FIND ME."
>SACA will cost $55 to hire!

"AH. THIS IS WHAT HUMANS CALL 'PRIDE', YES? IT IS A GOOD FEELING." The towering automaton is clearly struggling with the fact she's feeling emotions at all, let alone pride. "WE SHOULD TALK MORE. THIS IS NICE."

"while that's all and good, i think there's something we have to ask before we go." The security guard's yellow eyes zip from spot to spot. Her instincts are on high alert from the sheer number of injured staff here. "was there, say, a containment breach recently? i'm pretty sure i would've heard if there was, but how else would these people be injured?"

"OH. WELL, A BIT OF FOREWARNING TO MY HUMANOID FRIEND ENTITIES. WE ARE ATTEMPTING TO KEEP THIS ON THE DOWNLOW, BUT RECENTLY, A PRIVATE MILITARY CORPORATION ATTEMPTED TO BREACH THIS FACILITY."

Your blood freezes. Ashton does everything to stay composed, in spite of the troubling news she heard.

"WE ARE UNAWARE AS TO WHO THEY ARE, EXACTLY, OR WHAT THEIR NAME IS. THEY ARE NOT ASSOCIATED WITH ANY COMPANY ARC IS CURRENTLY AWARE OF. THEIR GOAL INVOLVED ACCESSING THE CONTAINMENT CELLS OF SEVERAL ANOMALIES TO, PRESUMABLY, CAPTURE AND REPOSSESS THEM."

Anomaly thieves? That's a new one. From what little of the greater ecosystem you have pieced together, it seems that most companies want little to do with containing anomalies directly. You're already struggling to imagine a motive that'd make sense once you get into the logistics of it. SACA sympathizes with your confusion as she continues to elaborate.

"THEY BREACHED LAYER 1, 3, AND 6 APPROXIMATELY 5 HOURS AGO. MOST OF THEIR FORCES WERE REPELLED, BUT WE DID LOSE APPROXIMATELY FOUR ANOMALIES TO THEM. ALL I CAN WARN YOU ABOUT IS TO LISTEN. THEY ARE KNOWN TO WHISTLE, AS IF THEY WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW OF THEIR PRESENCE."

Great. That's yet another thing to worry about. Considering the state of the personnel stuck here, they seem to put a lot of energy into torturing the people they come across, instead of just killing them. You don't like your odds of going against an organized group of military personnel.
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You might be willing to spill some blood here or there but you don't want to risk getting into a confrontation with actual armed military personnel.
>NEW FACILITY HAZARD DISCOVERED! Better keep your ears open, Vincent.

"well, thank you for the heads up." Ashton struggled to maintain her smile. "we should probably leave now, huh?"

"MOST LIKELY. IT WAS NICE CATCHING UP WITH YOU TWO. EVEN IF WE DO NOT: ASSOCIATE AND: WORK WITH EACH OTHER, I DO INTEND ON CHECKING ON YOU: AFTER YOUR SHIFT COMPLETES."

You get up from your chair now that you've done everything you could down here. You excuse yourself as politely as you can, after you get your cash, of course.
>YOU NOW HAVE $1003!

Ashton's smile fades the second the two of you are back outside. "there's never a movement of peace down here, is there?"

"Myep. What can we do, though? I know when to cut my losses."

"true, true, and i'm glad you're not chargin' head first into yet another life or death situation."

"I'm already going to be dealing with a bunch of anomalies this shift." You grimace as you realize how many you're dealing with. At least you can worry about that during your proper shift. Your legs begin to move on their own again. "Alright, LAYER 1's next. I assume he didn't get hurt by those paramilitary guys, right?"

"yeah, he just got hurt while on the field, that's all." Ashton casually responds. "i feel bad for him, obviously! i'm just saying that it's expected in his line of work."

"I mean, true, true. Did he say anything about what anomaly attacked him? I was wondering if it was one of the anomalies I just got."

Ashton chuckles at your line of questioning. "didn't you get a pillbug and a painting? i don't think those two could really injure someone wearing tactical gear."

"Expect the unexpected!" The rest of the walk, including the elevator ride, is uneventful. You finally tune back in once you're back at the topmost layer of the facility.

https://youtu.be/mMZag1wW5r4 - LAYER 1

You hate it up here. Even the samey, twisted hallways of LAYER 2 and 3 are more comforting than this washed-out wasteland. Where the concept of color has been snuffed out. Ashton's bright red hair stands out like a sore thumb in the monochromatic, sun bleached hallway you're in. You don't visit this place often for a reason.

Ashton clings to you like her life depends on it. Her gun is already drawn, despite the fact that there's nothing here. "vince, you know what some people might call you work crazy?"

"I'd say that's a bit dismissive, but I also wouldn't say it's false."

"well, the people here are like, if you had none of your...vincent charm, you know? if that makes any sense." You appreciate her flattery. Enough that you won't degrade it by performing mental flagellation. You proceed forwards with caution, hoping that you can find Edward before you get harassed by too many weirdos or freaks.

The worst part about this place? The silence. The suffocating, all-consuming silence.
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The only noise that echoes throughout the hallway is two pairs of footsteps: Yours and Ashton's. At least there were glimpses of other people down in LAYER 2. Here, the only time you see signs that people work here is when you pass by a door labeled 'OFFICE'. Very creative, you think to yourself.

You passed by at least twelve different instances of the exact same door and placard, with only the most minute changes. Behind each closed door, you pick up on the sound of clacking keyboard keys. Occasionally, the sound is broken by the crackle of a carbonated drink being opened, but that's the only sign of life you see.

You nearly lose your footing when you realize the path you're taking is starting to gradually slope upwards. You don't know why this path, of all paths, actually has elevation, but this facility is already a nightmare to navigate. Best to let sleeping dogs lie.

Once you're at the top of the sloped hallway, you find the room you were looking for. Instead of a name, the placard next to the door is that of a simple red cross. A splotch of color in an otherwise monochromatic layer. Ashton heads in first, in case this might be the wrong room.

She gestures at you to come inside a second later. Seems you have got the right place after all.

In stark contrast to LAYER 2's medbay, the (sadly) familiar smell of infected wounds and sweat is mostly absent. Matter of fact, there is barely enough here to make the room register as a 'medbay' to you. The hospital beds here have no patients resting on them with the stark exception of one towards the back: the one where Edward is.

He's only half awake right now. A drip feed of painkillers is being pumped right into his body. Half of his face has been wrapped up in bandages, obscuring the worst of the damage he took from his last expedition. His arms are caked in layers upon layers of scratches and bites, and his hair is a sweat-slicked mess. He has seen better days.

The only other person here is a nurse that you instinctually recognize as a Harvester. Her glassy yellow eyes narrow as she recognizes Ashton. Ashton's own eyes narrow. Ashton opens her mouth enough to flash her teeth. The nurse does the same. Neither of them say anything for a moment, before they both nod in unison.

"Yessss, yesss." The nurse grins with jagged, twisted teeth. "Welcomeee. Guests of a guest are my guests, yes. Sorrryyy for not introducing my name to you, grey one. A custom, yes."

"don't worry about it, vince. it's just a thing i have to do sometimes. i don't know her name either."

"Well, well, well!" Edward stirs from his half-conscious haze. He scratches at his seemingly permanent five o'clock shadow. "A sight for sore eyes. Or eye. Damn thing's still swollen after that...oh, who cares about that right now? It's been too long, man, way too long."

"I could say the same. I guess our schedules never crossed, huh?" You move to join Edward's side, with Ashton right behind you.

"Shit happens. We all have our own lives."
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"I see you're hooking up with that hoochie mama, huh? Gotta say, you don't have bad tastes in women, Vince."

You manage to keep a level, composed expression. Ashton, meanwhile, fails to hold a convincing poker face. You rather change the subject right now, thank you very much. "It's not like that and you know it."

"Man, I'm just busting your balls." Edward cracks a shit-eating grin. "Kinda needed that after all of the garbage I went through. Tell you what, I know why you're here."

"You do?" "wait, you do?"

"Myep." Edward tries his best to sit up straight. "You want to talk about anomalies. You know it, I know it, and she knows it. We can chit-chat after we actually talk shop. Trust me, I wouldn't want to bore you about myself."

"Man, half the reason I came here is to learn more about you." Or to get a refresher, at least. There's so many people you have to interact with, the finer details might slip.

"Forget that. Tell you what, though?" His grin stretches even wider. "If you give me some of that mold, I'll give you the greatest gift of them all: myself."

"or maybe an actual gift?" Ashton places a hand on her hip.

"Oh, right, I also got some ARTIFACT GIFTS. C'mon."

Do you give any CIGARETTE MOLD?
>YES. ALL SIX. (-ALL MOLD. He'll be free to hire, AND you get an ARTIFACT GIFT from him!)
>YES. 3 SAMPLES. (-3 MOLD. The next time you hire him, he'll cost nothing!)
>NO. Save what you have.
>OFFER HIM SOMETHING ELSE? (Write in.)

Which anomalies do you want him to give you advice on? Choose four.
>HARD TIMES. You mostly just want to know how to resolve it while still keeping its power production up.
>LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. You hate this cat. It hates you. How do you get rid of it?
>STATIC ANGLERFISH. He's dealt with illusion-based anomalies. How should you protect yourself against it?
>ROLY POLY OF EDEN. One of your new anomalies. Can't be too safe, even with a super low risk anomaly.
>WHAT NEVER WAS. One of your new anomalies. How do painting-based anomalies typically act? How do their properties manifest?
>LOST SINCE 199X. Does he have any tips on stabilizing an injured anomaly?
>THE OTHER SIDE. You really don't know where to start with this one. Any tips on how you should work on it?
>YOUR ARTIFACTS/ARTIFACT GIFTS. They seem really strong, but you wish you could use them to their fullest potential.
>Write in? (LORD OF MOLD? FET? DEERFOX SHADE? One of the many other anomalies you've seen?)

If you gave him 6 MOLD, choose what gift you want!
>BAT COUNTRY (A pair of fuzzy dice. Imbues the owner with a general air of good luck.)
>FROM A FUTURE WAR (A bullet stained with the blood not yet spilled. Good for one shot. Completely obliterates whoever it hits.)
>BLOODY LIZARD SCALES (From a reptilian god. Does nothing to you, but it will unlock an upgrade for Ashton.)
>[DATA LOST] (A gas mask from someone who should not exist. Grants partial intangibility, improving their durability and stealth capabilities.

Sorry for delay.
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>>6467797
>YES. ALL SIX. (-ALL MOLD. He'll be free to hire, AND you get an ARTIFACT GIFT from him!)

>LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. You hate this cat. It hates you. How do you get rid of it?
>STATIC ANGLERFISH. He's dealt with illusion-based anomalies. How should you protect yourself against it?
>HARD TIMES. You mostly just want to know how to resolve it while still keeping its power production up.
>DEERFOX SHADE

>BAT COUNTRY (A pair of fuzzy dice. Imbues the owner with a general air of good luck.)
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>>6467797
>YES. ALL SIX. (-ALL MOLD. He'll be free to hire, AND you get an ARTIFACT GIFT from him!)

>>LOST SINCE 199X. Does he have any tips on stabilizing an injured anomaly?
>>THE OTHER SIDE. You really don't know where to start with this one. Any tips on how you should work on it?
>>YOUR ARTIFACTS/ARTIFACT GIFTS. They seem really strong, but you wish you could use them to their fullest potential.
>>Write in?
Deerfox

>BLOODY LIZARD SCALES (From a reptilian god. Does nothing to you, but it will unlock an upgrade for Ashton.)
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>>6467797
>OFFER HIM SOMETHING ELSE? (Write in.)
Give him one of our bottles of Perfected Wine. That's way better than some ciggy mold.

>LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. You hate this cat. It hates you. How do you get rid of it?
>LOST SINCE 199X. Does he have any tips on stabilizing an injured anomaly?
>YOUR ARTIFACTS/ARTIFACT GIFTS. They seem really strong, but you wish you could use them to their fullest potential.
>DEERFOX SHADE

>[DATA LOST] (A gas mask from someone who should not exist. Grants partial intangibility, improving their durability and stealth capabilities.
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>>6467797
>YES. ALL SIX. (-ALL MOLD. He'll be free to hire, AND you get an ARTIFACT GIFT from him!)

>HARD TIMES. You mostly just want to know how to resolve it while still keeping its power production up.
>LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. You hate this cat. It hates you. How do you get rid of it?
>ROLY POLY OF EDEN. One of your new anomalies. Can't be too safe, even with a super low risk anomaly.
>WHAT NEVER WAS. One of your new anomalies. How do painting-based anomalies typically act? How do their properties manifest?

>BLOODY LIZARD SCALES (From a reptilian god. Does nothing to you, but it will unlock an upgrade for Ashton.)
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>>6467797
Nice. I was hoping for Ashton, SACA and Edward anyway (and Nicole, Lucy plus Liz, Kiera or Hidaka for tomorrow). Given how that leaves out FET, Angel, Anthony etc, I look forward to us some day being able to hire four coworkers although we got allowed three instead of two rather recently. So many frens to work with...

>YES. ALL SIX. (-ALL MOLD. He'll be free to hire, AND you get an ARTIFACT GIFT from him!)
Additionally, hint at the new mold variants of which some may be really useful in ETF field work. Maybe we'll even let him buy a few select classified ones that even ARC doesn't know about.

>HARD TIMES. You mostly just want to know how to resolve it while still keeping its power production up.
That would be great!
>LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. You hate this cat. It hates you. How do you get rid of it?
I doubt her samples are worth the pain we endure by having her. That said, I don't expect her to resolve soon (not much progress made) and we still have to figure out more in so many ways.
>YOUR ARTIFACTS/ARTIFACT GIFTS. They seem really strong, but you wish you could use them to their fullest potential.
>Write in? (DEERFOX SHADE)
It's kind of urgent and he was there when they caught 199X. Additionally fill him in on the developments regarding 199X and the resolving of the CASPIAN case.

>[DATA LOST] (A gas mask from someone who should not exist. Grants partial intangibility, improving their durability and stealth capabilities.
Passing on the Ashton upgrade and the gambling bonus is kinda depressing, but this would benefit our stealth capabilities (which we haven't utilized all that much yet, but probably will want to at some point) greatly.
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>>6467797
>YES. ALL SIX. (-ALL MOLD. He'll be free to hire, AND you get an ARTIFACT GIFT from him!)

>LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. You hate this cat. It hates you. How do you get rid of it?
>STATIC ANGLERFISH. He's dealt with illusion-based anomalies. How should you protect yourself against it?
We're still missing something with this guy in how it manged to kill at least 2 other researchers.
>THE OTHER SIDE. You really don't know where to start with this one. Any tips on how you should work on it?
>YOUR ARTIFACTS/ARTIFACT GIFTS. They seem really strong, but you wish you could use them to their fullest potential.

>[DATA LOST] (A gas mask from someone who should not exist. Grants partial intangibility, improving their durability and stealth capabilities.
FUTURE WAR is tempting, but a consumable GIFT is painful to contemplate using.
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>>6467797
>YES. ALL SIX. (-ALL MOLD. He'll be free to hire, AND you get an ARTIFACT GIFT from him!)
Dang, what a boon. Means putting off Ashton’s sidequest(?) for a little bit longer, but we’ll have plenty of mold before the day is out.
>BLOODY LIZARD SCALES (From a reptilian god. Does nothing to you, but it will unlock an upgrade for Ashton.)
Ally upgrade! She’s gonna need it, since I think we should angle to do several harvester sidequests in the post-shift today.

>Write in: LORD OF MOLD and DEERFOX SHADE; we’ll need to deal with both of them today. Does he have experience talking down anomalies from doing anything stupid?
Self-explanatory.
>LOST SINCE 199X. Does he have any tips on stabilizing an injured anomaly?
We want all the help we can get for prepping this kid for resolution.
>LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. You hate this cat. It hates you. How do you get rid of it?
Last thing we want is for LIL to start shit during one of our breach-adjacent encounters; I doubt we’re getting rid of her anytime soon but some tips on how to keep her on her best behavior would be good.
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>>6467797
>>6467797
>YES. ALL SIX. (-ALL MOLD. He'll be free to hire, AND you get an ARTIFACT GIFT from him!)
>Write in? (LORD OF MOLD? FET? DEERFOX SHADE? One of the many other anomalies you've seen?)
Deerfox shade, any advice on how to catch and contain it?
>HARD TIMES. You mostly just want to know how to resolve it while still keeping its power production up.
Losing that power would be a huge blow
>YOUR ARTIFACTS/ARTIFACT GIFTS. They seem really strong, but you wish you could use them to their fullest potential.
>LOST SINCE 199X. Does he have any tips on stabilizing an injured anomaly?
He doesn’t want to disappear, let’s try to help him stay around and be a bit more comfortable.
>BAT COUNTRY (A pair of fuzzy dice. Imbues the owner with a general air of good luck.)
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>>6467797
>"I see you're hooking up with that hoochie mama, huh?[...]"
Deltarune reference !

>YES. ALL SIX. (-ALL MOLD. He'll be free to hire, AND you get an ARTIFACT GIFT from him!)

>HARD TIMES. You mostly just want to know how to resolve it while still keeping its power production up.
>LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. You hate this cat. It hates you. How do you get rid of it?
>WHAT NEVER WAS. One of your new anomalies. How do painting-based anomalies typically act? How do their properties manifest?
>LOST SINCE 199X. Does he have any tips on stabilizing an injured anomaly?

>[DATA LOST] (A gas mask from someone who should not exist. Grants partial intangibility, improving their durability and stealth capabilities.
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>>6467797
>YES. ALL SIX. (-ALL MOLD. He'll be free to hire, AND you get an ARTIFACT GIFT from him!)

>LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. You hate this cat. It hates you. How do you get rid of it?
>LOST SINCE 199X. Does he have any tips on stabilizing an injured anomaly?
>HARD TIMES. You mostly just want to know how to resolve it while still keeping its power production up.
>DEERFOX SHADE

>[DATA LOST] (A gas mask from someone who should not exist. Grants partial intangibility, improving their durability and stealth capabilities.
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>>6467797
>YES. ALL SIX. (-ALL MOLD. He'll be free to hire, AND you get an ARTIFACT GIFT from him!)
>HARD TIMES. You mostly just want to know how to resolve it while still keeping its power production up.
>LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. You hate this cat. It hates you. How do you get rid of it?
>LOST SINCE 199X. Does he have any tips on stabilizing an injured anomaly?
>YOUR ARTIFACTS/ARTIFACT GIFTS. They seem really strong, but you wish you could use them to their fullest potential.
>BAT COUNTRY (A pair of fuzzy dice. Imbues the owner with a general air of good luck.)
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>>6467797
>YES. ALL SIX. (-ALL MOLD. He'll be free to hire, AND you get an ARTIFACT GIFT from him!)
No point in half-measures
>STATIC ANGLERFISH. He's dealt with illusion-based anomalies. How should you protect yourself against it?
as Jbf Mentioned, we still don't know how it managed to kill it's past researchers.
>LOST SINCE 199X. Does he have any tips on stabilizing an injured anomaly?
Be sure to also see if he has anything to say on DEERFOX SHADE.
>BAT COUNTRY (A pair of fuzzy dice. Imbues the owner with a general air of good luck.)
Tempted to go fore the scales, but Vincent truly needs all the luck he can get
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Should've closed way earlier but here we are.

MOLD
ALL SIX MOLD: 11
SOMETHING ELSE: 1
ARTIFACT GIFTs are a go-go thing.

ANOMALY QUESTIONS
LMS: 9
ANGLERFISH: 3
ROLY POLY: 1
WHAT NEVER WAS: 2
DEERFOX: 8
LOST SINCE 199X: 8
HARD TIMES: 7
LORD OF MOLD: 1
THE OTHER SIDE: 2
ARTIFACTS/ARTIFACT GIFTS: 6

Asking about your non-sapient (or less sapient) ARTIFACTS didn't win out. It appears we're going to be asking about that evil cat, the corpse and his shadowy girlfriend, and HARD TIMES.

WHAT GIFT?
BAT COUNTRY: 4
BLOODY LIZARD SCALES: 3
[DATA LOST]: 5

And lastly, we're going to be obtaining an anomalous gas mask that makes you intangible. It will probably also work like a standard gas mask, but you know, one thing at a time.

Alright. Writing. Hopefully this won't take two days to get out, ha.

>>6467608
Beware of the one who holds the boomerang.

>>6467886
Nicole to C2.
Vincent to F4.
Ashton to [the following paragraph can not be written, as per ARC's foundational rules.]

>>6467831
If it's any consolation, fren-anon, the upcoming shift won't drag out for approximately 30 time tokens worth of actions PLUS your lab won't be caught in a temporal loop of pain and suffering so...you could always get visitors.
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>>6467831
The problem with having too many coworkers at once is that it places a huge writing burden on QM and waters down individual characters. A previous quest saw anons hiring small armies of people for every task that must have made writing a royal pain in the ass.

I second hiring SACA, Edward and Ashton for the shift. Especially since we get them free / almost free.
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No point dragging the deal out. He has something he's willing to gift you, you have mold you're willing to give away. Win win. In the grand scheme, all this does is cut into your profit margin a little.

You are getting an ARTIFACT GIFT out of this, plus he'll be free to hire this shift (probably not permanently, but you can hope), so you're getting something of value out of this.

The bag of soot and ash-stinking mold trades hands. In place of the bag you had, your hands now grasp a peculiar looking gas mask. A film of sparkling pink liquid clings to the surface of its lenses, seemingly refusing to dry. Any other liquid would've evaporated by now (or turned rancid), but this pink-tinged liquid hasn't.

"Real enigma there. I wouldn't try wiping that off." His jovial expression rots away then and there. "Lost about five good pairs of gloves because of that. Real pain in the ass, I tell you what."

"kinda reminds me of the stuff nicole fills her bottles with." The comparison isn't far off. You still have a bottle or two of that substance.

"I found that mask in an abandoned mineshaft about two hundred miles from here, surrounded by a whole buncha weird pink crystals." He takes a moment to shift in his hospital bed. "Couldn't tell you much else. Keep it."
>[DATA LOST] obtained!

"Hey, I'm willing to keep tradin' you mold if you keep giving me these gifts." You stuff the mask into your bag. "I got a few new strands that might help you on the job, if you get what I'm saying. Real classified stuff."

"Oh, really now?" That shit-eating grin of his returns real fast. "I'm not going to say no. If you get me some rarer mold, maybe I'll give you better gifts. Fair's fair."

"Hhhhhh. Got any. Got any that suppress hungerrrr?" The nurse anxiously shifts from side to side, trying to burn off whatever is building up inside of her. "L-long days of working really builds up an appetite." At least she's trying more than the other Harvesters you've seen.

"No, but maybe I'll try to make some? Maybe?" Your half-assed answer was enough to get her off your back. She returns to tending to her singular patient.

"so, we're here to talk about anomalies. i don't really know what anomalies vincent still has, so i'll leave most of the questions to him."

"I still got most of them. First things first, let's talk about Little Miss Sunshine."

You wish you had a camera on you, solely to record how fast both of their expressions soured. Ashton wraps her arms around herself, clearly uncomfortable at the mere mention of the cat. Edward has a better poker face, but he can't mask the disdain in his eyes.

"What about it? Unless you want advice on how to kill that mangy thing, I don't have anything to say about it."

"Is that possible, actually?" You do not see a world where you have a properly cordial relationship with it. "Considering all of the weird mind-jutsu nonsense it does."

That actually gets the agent to start thinking about possible countermeasures.
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"Has there been any odd discrepancies in its behavior?"

"well, it said something to the effect of 'social etiquette countermands local judgements'." Ashton puts on a mockingly regal tone as she repackages the feline's words. "that's about all i know, personally."

"Its tumor, some sub-anomaly it has or some split personality, once told me that it wouldn't notice any slights I made against it. I think when I was giving it coffee?"

Edward scratches his chin as he takes in these curious scraps of information. "I think it has to play by the rules it has set for itself. That haughty, faux-genial persona also restricts it. At the bare minimum, it's the reason it hasn't tried killing either of you."

"The influence LAMEDHs have over reality isn't something you can easily fight against. Not with your stock. You need to play by its rules and exploit them." Edward mimes holding up a cup of tea. "If its existence is bound by social etiquette and the rules derived therefrom, what if it breaks them?"

"why would it ever break them?" Ashton asks the seemingly obvious question to ask. "isn't that its whole thing? anomalies don't exactly negate their own existence like that."

"By beating it at its own game. Maybe you throw in a seemingly nice compliment that's an insult in disguise. Maybe you offer it faint praise for something it did. It gets annoyed too, right? Then annoy it until its guard is broken, and it's too flustered to even think of controlling you."

You really don't like the idea of having to beat an anomaly based entirely around the unsaid rules of social etiquette, but hell, what other choice do you have?
>NEW ACTION UNLOCKED with LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE! -1 DC to all skill checks involving it.

"Alright, this one is a twofer. You know 199X, right?"

"Mmh hmm." Edward has a expression that almost resembles fondness. "Something about that lanky corpse always rubbed me the wrong way. I swear that thing had antlers when I came across it. I'd never lie in my report."

"Sooo, about that, I found out why it doesn't have antlers. It was actually two anomalies in one. One is the 199X we all know and love, the other is this crazy shadowy deer lady who follows him."

Your two coworkers have to take a moment to drink in what you said. The only people who knew about her were the coworkers you had last shift, so this tracks. You recount what personal information you know of the DEERFOX SHADE to the best of your limited ability. She's probably the more troublesome of the two to deal with.

"Hrm. Okay, that's tricky. I've dealt with ectoplasmic anomalies, like that one ghost lady we saw, and they're usually pretty hard to exorcise as long as their object of obsession is still around."

You throw in an aside that you actually resolved Caspian as well. That earns a nod of respect from Edward. "So you know how unstable they can be."

"Keeping the lights on will only buy so much time, especially with that power of hers."
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"we do have that strange light bulb from that one anomaly, right, vince?"

You think you already tried that. Maybe you could try it again. "Regardless, do you have any way we could talk her down? You probably have experience with stopping anomalies from doing stupid shit."

"If she's stuck as a teenager, mentally, you need to talk to her on that level." Edward shudders as he remembers a particularly bad memory, presumably of his own teenage years. "She thinks the whole world revolves around some dude she met."

"A lot of that is puppy love talking. Talking from personal experience, of course." The agent leans forward slightly. "She's wearing blinders so she doesn't have to acknowledge any other path. Because 199X makes her feel 'seen' or something."

"Rich girl hooking up with the first bad boy she's seen? The dude himself doesn't matter, it's more what he represents. Escape. Freedom. Indulgence. Pleasure." Edward's tone grows more and more somber as he lingers on another particularly bad memory. "You need her to confront the fact that she probably doesn't know him as well as she thinks she does."

"Get her to question her own perspective on WHY she likes him. WHY she's been chasin' after him. If nothin' else, that'll distract you long enough to attack."

How much of that is actually usable advice, and how much of that was projecting, you can't quite tell. You think you understand what he's trying to say. And unlike a certain other obsessive girl you know, DEERFOX SHADE might actually listen.

"well, what about 199X? it doesn't really matter if we scare away deerfox if he's going to die anyways."

"That dude was pretty fucked up last time I saw him." Edward laughs dryly. "Aside from pumpin' him with more healing slop? The best thing you can do is to help him to repress the worst of his anger."

"That bile, both literal and metaphorical, of his is probably killin' him from the inside out. Help him to find more constructive ways of channeling his emotions. Get him a new hobby, offer him a job in your lab, keep his mind distracted so he doesn't mop around and stew in his own thoughts."

"Even if it's busywork for the sake of busywork, you need to keep his mind focused on something. Kids like him? When they're bored? They do stupid shit just to feel something, you know me?"

You instinctually flinch as a particularly nasty memory flashed through your mind. It was only about a week after you left home and — Nope. You refuse to linger on this memory any longer than necessary. "I understand."

"Gracias."
>-1 DC on 199X and DEERFOX SHADE skillchecks! You unlocked new actions for both.

That leaves only one more anomaly to talk about: HARD TIMES. You recount the basics of it to Edward, since you don't think you ever talked to him about it, nor was he part of the team who recovered it. After that recap, you ask him how you can 'partially resolve it'. There's probably a better term for what you're seeking.
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"that thing nearly blew out the power grid, from what i heard through the grapevine. that power source is too important for it to simply go," Ashton makes a 'pop' with her lips.

"That's a real tricky question. See, resolving an anomaly is like doing jenga. The ideas and thoughts that make them up are real unstable, even when dormant." Edward pantomimes pulling on something. "Pull the wrong concept out, and it poofs into smoke."

"They might not have a reason to exist, but they have a will to persist. Without that will, poof. That's how ARTIFACTS are made."

"if it's like a jenga tower, couldn't you 'slot' another block into place? like another idea, or another reason to exist?" Huh, that's what you were going to ask. You did something similar to that effect with NOWHERE'S SOMMELIER (now KIERA).

"It'd be a challenge to intentionally crowbar a reason to 'persist' into most anomalies." The agent admits. "Yours? I think it's probably the only one you could do so with any degree of success."

"You have to redefine it as a tool you control, and a tool that needs to function. That no matter what, you are still more 'real' than it is. Doesn't matter how you resolve it, but you DO need to stomp that idea into its head. That to exist is its purpose."

You imagine anyone super well versed in anomaly metaphysics would find his instructions to be brutish at best. However, it is likely the only language that HARD TIMES would understand. It is strangely simple in that sense. A machine whose whole existence is to be a machine.

It makes sense, even if it's tautological. Ashton doesn't really seem to get how that's supposed to work, but she'll trust the two of you know what's going on.
>-2 DC to all HARD TIMES checks! NEW ACTION UNLOCKED!

"Aight. If you don't mind me, I'm going to try this CIGARETTE MOLD. See ya." He dismisses you rather abruptly, seeing that there's really no point dragging this conversation out. You were expecting to actually talk to him about what he's been up to, but oh well!

"Nooooo smoking in the hospital. Thankkkkk goodness thissss doesn't produceeee smokeeeee."
"right! right." Ashton pretends to nod along to what her fellow Harvester is saying. She's already looking at the exit, wanting nothing more than to to get outta here.

As the kind gentleman you are, you accept her silent request. You make a beeline towards the exit and Ashton follows behind you. Once the two of you start walking back to the elevator you came from, she breathes a sigh of intense relief.

"i don't get why they have to act so weird!" Ashton groans. "like, i get it, i do. i'm one of them! i should sympathize the most with them! but it's like they don't even TRY to blend in!"

"I dunno, she seemed nice. Nicer than the others I've seen." Most seem outright soulless, from your personal experience.

"the bar is in davy jones' locker and- ugh!" Ashton stumbles over her words for a second. "is self discipline really that hard?"
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You fill the dead air of LAYER 1 to the best of your ability. "Honestly, I think this facility brings out the worst of people like them. Humans, harvesters, anomalies, it doesn't really matter. Cruelty's just normal here."

"and that sucks! maybe i'm barking up the wrong tree but can't people just be better? to, you know, try to be decent, at least?"

"All we can do is endure it. Taking things one day at a time."

Ashton rolls her eyes at that comment. "vincent, you say that about everything."

"Do I?" You turn to face her right as you arrive at the elevator. "I don't think I say it that often. Do I? Guh, great, now I'm going to be thinking about that for the rest of the day."

"mmh, well, maybe you should be thinking about something better." Ashton says with a cat-like smile. "like me. the bestest friend you can have in a hellhole like this."

"Weirdo." You stick your tongue out.

"you're the bigger weirdo." She sticks her own tongue out in retaliation. The two of you must look like absolute morons right now. Thank goodness no one is around to see this embarrassing chicanery.

You both step into the elevator cabin once it arrives, onto your final stop: LAYER 4. Moving past the security checkpoints that protects LAYER 4 from the outside world is, thankfully, effortless at this point. Especially when you have a security guard as your escort. The azure blue hallways are a sight for sore eyes after that colorless haze you had to endure up in LAYER 1.

You don't really have a specific location in mind, so you picked the one place here that'll have the most people: the cafeteria. Worst case scenario, you can always get some cheap breakfast.

The cafeteria is, as expected, filled with the familiar inane chittering about work, sponsorships, and petty drama. Your ears have already tuned out most of it, since all of it would take up five pages in a book if you had to memorize every last bit of it. You scan around for anyone with pinkish orange hair. Ashton grabs you by the hand before you have time to scan the area for too long.

"WOAH HOLD ON-"

"i saw her! this way!" She effortlessly drags you along. You know what, this could be worse. She (mercifully) lets go of your hand once you arrive at a mostly empty table. Unlike the rest of the crowded cafeteria, there's only two people here. A girl with short orange-pink hair and beady pink eyes, and your brother, who needs no introduction.

"Hiiii!!!! Gosh how long has it been?" Nicole gibbers out before you have any time to say anything. Her outfit's different from how you remember it. She ditched the labcoat in favor of a pink leather jacket, for once, and there's something off about her neck. Her skin around there is tinted slightly pink, as if she's wearing something thin and translucent underneath her uniform.

"Sooo! My sales went up to the MOON, right? Angel, tell him! Tell him!"

Your brother does his best impression of your tired, exhausted 'smirk'.
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"She has talked about it. Extensively. For the last forty minutes. Her devotion both to her product and your product is something I wish I could feel." Do you detect a trace of snark in your brother's voice? How unsaintly.

You summarize your meeting with ARC and how you managed to get a partnership with them. If she was excited before, then she's on the verge of having a seizure now. It takes all of her willpower to sit still instead of making a whole scene.

"This is what being in heaven must feel like." A hushed, reverent whisper is all she manages to squeak out. "Do you know how much money we're going to make from this? How much influence and prestige we'll BOTH get?"

"I knew working with you was a brilliant choice." You don't have the heart to tell her she barely did anything to help. "I'll absolutely have to pull some favors for you! I know a lot of people, Vince, I do!"

"thankyouformakinghertotalkaboutsomethingelse." Angel says through clenched teeth. Your poor, poor brother. He had to listen to her rambling about the same thing about your mold and her liquor for who knows how long.

"favors? like with the sponsorship companies?"

"Who else?" Nicole winks, and you can almost imagine a star flying out of her eye as she does. "It's the LEAST I can do for all of the hard work you've done!"

You're not going to say no to EXTRA GOODWILL. Which companies do you want her to curate favor from? Choose three.
>NINTH CHURCH. Both for your brother's sake, and because you might need holy intervention against certain anomalies.
>LUX AND WICKS. They have a really cool aesthetic, plus their candles are pretty damn useful.
>FANTASTICAL FEASTS. Their products are so-so. You're doing this for Ashton's sake if anything.
>ExTINCTION CORP. Their philosophy of endurance and preservation gels nicely with yours. Plus, they could offer permanent upgrades to your coworkers.
>KLEANE INDUSTRIES. ARC dunked on them for seemingly no reason. You want to know what their deal is and what products they actually sell.
>STATIC-BOUND ISOLA. Their spatial-altering technology would be really useful for expanding your lab and your production facility.
>HAYDEN. Their products could help you with automating certain things, plus they're remarkably chill for a sponsorship company.
>UNUSUAL ENTITIES DIVISION. These guys are the only other company (that you know of) that research anomalies. It'd be dumb not to get on their good side.
>ENTERTAINMENT ENTERPRISES. Their products could help you to deal with the onset on new anomalies you have to deal with.
>'Could you introduce me to a NEW sponsorship company?" (+GOODWILL with a random company you haven't met. Can be picked up to three times.)
>Write in?

Any particular questions you want to ask these two while you're here?
>Write in.

And this should be our last post before your shift starts, after a quick stop by your MOLD PRODUCTION LAB. You WILL spend 50 updates working on anomalies and you WILL like it.
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>>6468192
>HAYDEN. Their products could help you with automating certain things, plus they're remarkably chill for a sponsorship company.
>'Could you introduce me to a NEW sponsorship company?" (+GOODWILL with a random company you haven't met. Can be picked up to three times.)
>'Could you introduce me to a NEW sponsorship company?" (+GOODWILL with a random company you haven't met. Can be picked up to three times.)
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>>6468192
>KLEANE INDUSTRIES. ARC dunked on them for seemingly no reason. You want to know what their deal is and what products they actually sell.
>STATIC-BOUND ISOLA. Their spatial-altering technology would be really useful for expanding your lab and your production facility.
>HAYDEN. Their products could help you with automating certain things, plus they're remarkably chill for a sponsorship company.

I would like to ask them how are they doing and what has Nicole been up to.
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>>6468192
Ah forgot the questions
>Ask Nicole if she has any samples we could trade for to work on new mold varieties
>Heck, ask Angel if he has any samples we might be able to trade for as well
>Ask them both if they knew eachother before meeting us
>Ask if Angel has any advice on containing ghost type anomalies, maybe he knows since he is a church guy
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>>6468192
>NINTH CHURCH. Both for your brother's sake, and because you might need holy intervention against certain anomalies.
>KLEANE INDUSTRIES. ARC dunked on them for seemingly no reason. You want to know what their deal is and what products they actually sell.
>STATIC-BOUND ISOLA. Their spatial-altering technology would be really useful for expanding your lab and your production facility.

>Ask Nicole if she has any samples we could trade for to work on new mold varieties
>Ask if Angel has any advice on containing ghost type anomalies, maybe he knows since he is a church guy
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>>6468192
>NINTH CHURCH. Both for your brother's sake, and because you might need holy intervention against certain anomalies.
>FANTASTICAL FEASTS. Their products are so-so. You're doing this for Ashton's sake if anything.
>KLEANE INDUSTRIES. ARC dunked on them for seemingly no reason. You want to know what their deal is and what products they actually sell.
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>>6468192
>KLEANE INDUSTRIES. ARC dunked on them for seemingly no reason. You want to know what their deal is and what products they actually sell..
>UNUSUAL ENTITIES DIVISION. These guys are the only other company (that you know of) that research anomalies. It'd be dumb not to get on their good side.
>'Could you introduce me to a NEW sponsorship company?" (+GOODWILL with a random company you haven't met. Can be picked up to three times.)
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>>6468192
>ExTINCTION CORP. Their philosophy of endurance and preservation gels nicely with yours. Plus, they could offer permanent upgrades to your coworkers.
>UNUSUAL ENTITIES DIVISION. These guys are the only other company (that you know of) that research anomalies. It'd be dumb not to get on their good side.
>'Could you introduce me to a NEW sponsorship company?" (+GOODWILL with a random company you haven't met. Can be picked up to three times.)
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>>6468192
>KLEANE INDUSTRIES. ARC dunked on them for seemingly no reason. You want to know what their deal is and what products they actually sell.
>STATIC-BOUND ISOLA. Their spatial-altering technology would be really useful for expanding your lab and your production facility.
>HAYDEN. Their products could help you with automating certain things, plus they're remarkably chill for a sponsorship company.
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>>6468187
>"If its existence is bound by social etiquette and the rules derived therefrom, what if it breaks them?"
I was worried it would be something like that. Vincent is many things, but a socialite is not one of them.

>>6468189
>And unlike a certain other obsessive girl you know, DEERFOX SHADE might actually listen.
If the literal ANOMALY is more likely to listen than a particular "normal" person, we might need to reevaluate the mental state of said person.

Extremely good advice on 199x and DEERFOX though.

>>6468190
>A machine whose whole existence is to be a machine.
I can kinda see the vision, but I'm still very apprehensive about even attempting to try and resolve HARD TIMES. It would suck to loose him.

>"like, i get it, i do. i'm one of them! i should sympathize the most with them! but it's like they don't even TRY to blend in!"
In this case, that seems a little unwarranted. This one wasn't very good at concealing their nature, but they were also working in the equivalent of a larder and helping people instead of eating them.


>>6468192
>LUX AND WICKS. They have a really cool aesthetic, plus their candles are pretty damn useful.
>STATIC-BOUND ISOLA. Their spatial-altering technology would be really useful for expanding your lab and your production facility.
>UNUSUAL ENTITIES DIVISION. These guys are the only other company (that you know of) that research anomalies. It'd be dumb not to get on their good side.
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>>6468192
>STATIC-BOUND ISOLA. Their spatial-altering technology would be really useful for expanding your lab and your production facility.

>HAYDEN. Their products could help you with automating certain things, plus they're remarkably chill for a sponsorship company.

>Write-In: ORTHRA'S ORGANICS. You're in the business of growing things, gunky and otherwise, so in lieu of any sponsorship deals, you'll gladly take Nicole getting the ball rolling with the agricultural corp on your behalf.
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>>6468192
>NINTH CHURCH. Both for your brother's sake, and because you might need holy intervention against certain anomalies.
>LUX AND WICKS. They have a really cool aesthetic, plus their candles are pretty damn useful.
>ExTINCTION CORP. Their philosophy of endurance and preservation gels nicely with yours. Plus, they could offer permanent upgrades to your coworkers.
Best waifu has returned

>"What made you ditch your lab coat ?"
>"How are things in the church ?"
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>>6468192
>>ExTINCTION CORP. Their philosophy of endurance and preservation gels nicely with yours. Plus, they could offer permanent upgrades to your coworkers.
>HAYDEN. Their products could help you with automating certain things, plus they're remarkably chill for a sponsorship company.
>UNUSUAL ENTITIES DIVISION. These guys are the only other company (that you know of) that research anomalies. It'd be dumb not to get on their good side.

>tell Nicole that if she becomes a Miss, then she'd be Miss Pink
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>STATIC-BOUND ISOLA. Their spatial-altering technology would be really useful for expanding your lab and your production facility.
>HAYDEN. Their products could help you with automating certain things, plus they're remarkably chill for a sponsorship company.
>LUX AND WICKS. They have a really cool aesthetic, plus their candles are pretty damn useful.

>Ask Nicole, what her first abno when she first started at ARC?
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>>6468192
>KLEANE INDUSTRIES. ARC dunked on them for seemingly no reason. You want to know what their deal is and what products they actually sell.
We actually spent a lot of time cleaning and will so so again. Plus we might want to sell the isolated mold enzyme to them sooner or later.
>UNUSUAL ENTITIES DIVISION. These guys are the only other company (that you know of) that research anomalies. It'd be dumb not to get on their good side.
Sounds pretty useful.
>'Could you introduce me to a NEW sponsorship company?" (+GOODWILL with a random company you haven't met. Can be picked up to three times.)
Mystery box. Can't not choose it once at the least.

>>6468122
Yeah, that sounds sensible (even though I didn't participate in the cleaner quest and haven't read through it yet). And even though it is a PITA sometimes to decide (which was basically what I expressed), it's actually pretty nice to have to decide between various interesting actions (or hires in this case) and that in itself is one of several signifier of a good quest in my book.
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NEW GUYS: 4 (with SZ3 picking it twice)
HAYDEN: 6
KLEANE: 6
STATIC: 6
NINTH: 3
FEASTS: 1
UNUSUAL: 5
ExTINCTION: 3
LUX: 3
ORTHRA: 1

Looks like we're going to be making deals with an industrial company, a dimensional hopping company, and whatever in god's name a 'KLEANE' is. As for the questions? I'll just include them as I see fit. I'll at least try to answer most of them. Don't be too shocked if not every single one gets picked, there's only so much time.

I apologize for closing this late. Was watching the funny 4chan cup match and I lost track of time. Gotta root for my boy if he's kicking a soccer ball around, ya know? Writing.

>>6468477
A fish is fine too, you know. You will hug the- Alright you get the gist.

>>6468513
PINK AND PINK AND PINKER AND PINK AND PINK.

>>6468637
>(even though I didn't participate in the cleaner quest and haven't read through it yet).
Essentially it forced me into a position where I had to pretend half the cast didn't exist at any given time on a mission, lest it was a wall of text of everyone talking over each other. And that often made the inclusion of 6 dudes kinda moot.

Three people is probably the most Vincent is going to hire, with some rare exceptions for sponsorship based chicanery or hiring an anomaly to help you out for a bit (ala 199X).
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>>6468671
Fuck I forgot to vote. But congrats to Vincent for helping win the first /qst/
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>>6468671
I remember the underground facility mission. We appreciate your diligence and willingness to accommodate our bullshit.
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You can do this, Vincent. You can make this quick and easy, and then you can get outta here to actually start your shift. You don't have to-

"What's with the outfit change?" FUCK. "I appreciate committing to the bit at this point, but yeesh. Pink hair, pink jacket, pink...bodysuit? At this rate, you might as well Ms. Pink."

Nicole digs a finger into a gap in the translucent material coating her neck. She pulls on it slightly, confirming that she is in fact wearing a bodysuit. "Well, they say to dress for the job you want, not the job you have! I have to dream big, you know!"

"Maybe one day. Maybe one day." She says with a wistful sigh.

Nine would've had an aneurysm if she heard that, for a variety of reasons. Thank goodness that masked whozeewhatzit isn't here to breathe down your neck about it. Angel is doing his best to not look at Nicole, and presumably, the bodysuit is one.

Sure, most of it is covered by her jacket and pants, but the fact it's still there is clearly making him uncomfortable.

"i personally wouldn't wear it, but it looks cute!" Ashton clears her throat. "so, about that mold he sells. maybe we can trade something? mold for samples?"

"i'm asking both of you. i'm almost certain you have an anomaly too, angel!"

Angel's fingers twitch as the topic of mold comes up yet again. He otherwise keeps his composure but you can practically hear his internal screaming. It stops when he realizes what Ashton is actually asking for. "I have two 'angels' in my occupation, not demons." He clarifies with his specific terminology for anomalies.

"I could offer you the golden, glossy husk from the cocoons produced from a moth of mine, one who seeks to never escape from its cocoon. Or, I could offer a chip of stone from a statue that exists solely as a memorial those of a war that will never exist."

"Ooo! I can offer you some really cool stuff!" Nicole perks up now the topic is something she can actually gel with. "Most of my anomalies don't have super great samples for YOUR purposes, but I got one!"

Nicole pulls out a plastic baggie from one of her jacket pockets. Inside, there's a dry grey powder that almost looks like gunpowder, but the grains are far too big to be usable as such. "One of my anomalies produces a continuous stream of this powder from its pores! It makes a mess, but it's very good at powering anything! Even electronics!"

"I could also sell you samples I got from other people!"

MOLD TRADES: This will be added as a MISC ACTION during shifts, and a purchase option in CATALOGS. You may ship them mold in order to obtain the following samples from your coworkers. You'll learn more specifics about each sample once you study them.

>ANGEL - 3 CIGARETTE MOLD for 1 GOLDEN HUSK (protective/nurturing/smothering), or 5 for 1 WAR-STAINED STONE (Durability/memory/endurance)
>NICOLE - 5 CIGARETTE MOLD for 1 CORPSE POWDER (power/sanctification), or 10 for a SAMPLE BUNDLE (contains 2 SAMPLES from 4 random anomalies, 8 samples in total)
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Interesting, interesting. You'll have to at least consider it once your shift actually starts. You move onto another set of questions. "Say, it's strange seeing both of you here. Did you two know each other before meeting me?"

Angel shakes his head. "I just met her, personally, approximately two hours ago. I knew of her before that but this conversation we had was the first protracted interaction we had."

"Mmh hmm! Venti talked about him a lot, but that's all I knew!"

"She talked, at great length, about the demons she had inside of her lab and the products she created from them." Angel does his absolute best to look happy. The lights may be on but no one's home. "What was that one particular entity you talked about? Your first?"

That gets your interest. Nicole's already opening her mouth to talk about it before you have to prod for more details. "No anomaly is as special as the first DALETH you get! INSTALLATION #5: BEHOLDEN is a type of anomaly I don't think I'll get again."

"He's a fully articulated doll. An artist's mannequin, posable joints, and a two-piece suit made out of the finest of fabrics." A dreamy smile stretches across her face. "All he did was pose. I think he wanted a gaze on him at all times, no matter what. So people knew he existed. He'd always sit in this really fancy chair, and every time I'd look away, his pose would change."

"I don't really know how to resolve him, though," Nicole says with a shrug. "I've tried everything! He just...sits there, posing. Waiting. I've even tried ignoring him, and he didn't budge then!"

Is it strange how you envy that? Not being a static, unchanging anomaly, but the fact some people get to KEEP their anomalies? Instead of invariably resolving them? You wonder what that says about you. Hm.

"It's waiting for the right time for your guard to be let that." The priest grimaces, but he drops the holier-than-thou shtick. "I do envy that. Being able to exist with no expectations of having to be better."

That's probably all the questions you can get out for the time being. "Neat, neat. Before you put in the good word in for me, Nick, mind if you follow me to my mold production facility?"

Nicole begins to shake in her seat like someone jabbed a taser into her. Her eyes are shining like stars in the night sky.

Ashton has to stand in between you and Nicole in case the pastel cretin decides to tackle you. You and your brother can only watch in mixed amusement and horror as Nicole continues to vibrate in place. Instead of charging at you, Nicole gets up from her seat and she begins power walking towards the nearest elevator.

All your group can do is follow after her. She can move pretty fast when she wants to, so even with your best efforts, the three of you are still lagging behind her. You only manage to catch up with her because the elevator took a while to come down. A nearby guard watches the act with mild bemusement, enough where he doesn't question why everyone's in such a rush.
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"jeez!" Ashton is huffing and puffing now. "we have time, we didn't have to run out of there."

"LESS TALKING, MORE PRODUCT!!!" Nicole squeezes into the elevator the moment the door's wide enough for her to fit inside. Jeez, you forgot how much of a corporate goon she can be. The rest of you squeeze inside once there's actually enough room.

The elevator door seals shut. The ride up to Layer 2 is !fun!i n a way that getting a tooth pulled out would be fun. Ashton has to hold Nicole still so she doesn't end up stomping a hole in the elevator. You shoot a glance to your side to see how Angel is holding up.

All he can do is look back with an exasperated frown. One that tells you that he has had to deal with this for way longer than you had to. "weshouldputaleashonheriswear"

"haha, wow, you really like...mold. heh. you haven't changed since i last saw you." Ashton keeps a firm grasp on Nicole's arm. "it's almost like i'm still on that shift with you."

The elevator door slides open and for once, you're thankful that Ashton is (probably) stronger than you. Nicole is unable to break free from the guard's grip, only capable of squirming and thrashing like an over caffeinated kid. You take the lead again, since you think you know where the production facility should be.

You let your gut lead your way, trusting that you know where you're going. They didn't actually tell you where the facility was (thanks ARC!) You stick your hand into your bag, hoping one of the many anomalous things you have here can lead the way.

A fragment of the BLACK SHARD pricks your finger, and for a second, you see a vision of where the facility is. With that little glimpse, you're finally able to lead the others to your brand-new mold production facility. Angel opens the door on your behalf.

Inside, it's actually a lot more well taken care of than you expected it to be, given ARC's little habit of skimping out on everything and anything, ESPECIALLY if it means saving money. It's cramped, but everything here looks up to code by your eyes.

Pipes run along the walls and ceiling in a serpentine fashion, crisscrossing and tangling with each other in ways you can't even begin to keep track of. These pipes lead to and from a tangled alagmination of fluid reservoirs, retrofitted beer storage tanks, and rumbling metallic cubes that don't even seem to have an obvious function.

The all too familiar stench of ash, mildew and rot suffocates the room like a pillow over a dying loved one's face. Ashton immediately begins wheezing, Angel's eyes begin to water, and even Nicole struggles to maintain her excitement. It is a room fit for production and nothing else. Only a robot, or someone in full hazmat, would be able to survive here for any prolonged duration.

You make the tour quick, so as to not suffocate yourself from the toxic stench that blanketed the room. All signs point to the production facility working as optimally as it can, without you ever having to step foot in there.
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They might've skimped out on making this place habitable, but that's fine, really.

You do spot something on the floor. You pick it up before anyone notices it.
>ITEM OBTAINED: MR. YELLOW'S MEMBERSHIP CARD (You can tell its his because his stupid mug is on it. Has no value to you in the slightest, but you can barter a reward from him thanks to it.)

Your group retreats from this HARD TIMES-esque abomination. The taste of recycled facility air is leagues better than the outright toxic fumes of that room.

"Oh my god." Nicole's eyes are still shimmering with that all-too-familiar NICOLE CHARM (trademarked). "It's beautiful. My brand, associated with a masterpiece of this quality. How can I repay the favor?"

Angel loudly clears his throat. "Didn't you offer to pull some favors for my dear, hardworking Cruz? Please, tell her what companies you want to contact, before she forgets again."

"Guh! Sorry, sorry, sorry! I, uh, I lost my train of thought! That's all!"

Right. You offer her the list of companies you want to get into contact with: KLEANE, ISOLA and HAYDEN. While she doesn't react in any interesting way to the first two, the mention of KLEANE causes her smile to wane slightly. There doesn't appear to be any actual malice behind it, though, as she begins to inform you about KLEANE.

"You should probably know that company is a bit of persona non grata." She sheepishly looks away from you. "There's nothing wrong with them! Really, there isn't, but you should probably know this."

"I already know that. If anything, I want to know why that's the case."

"I have heard a few pieces of the story myself." Angel answers on the hyperactive girl's behalf. "A few years ago, their previous owner attempted to scam ARC by supplying them with low quality, outright non-functional cleaning equipment and hygiene products."

"Mmh hmm! That IMMEDIATELY got the previous owner blackbagged once ARC realizes what they were doing."

"I even heard that several of the hair dyes they supplied were contaminated with blood from various anomalies! You know, to give them their shine!"

For some reason, your eyes dart to Ashton's neon red hair. She looks back at you, realizes why you're looking at her, and immediately begins shaking her head.

"hey! i get my supplies from the surface! from regular, mundanely evil companies!" Ashton pretends to act offended that you thought she used anomalously tainted dye. "the only time i considered using hair dye from a sponsorship company was when ZENITH briefly sold that stuff."

"You still want me to get you into contact with them? The company has new leadership, yes, but their reputation still isn't that great."

"I'll handle it." "Suit yourself!"
>+GOODWILL with HAYDEN and ISOLA, ++GOODWILL with KLEANE! Expect KLEANE to get into contact with you, since you gave them an actual chance.

You'll probably have some time to ask the last few questions on your mind, but your mind's already beginning to drift towards your upcoming shift.
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You need to think about who you're actually going to hire. You have two brand new anomalies, plus you have to deal with two anomalies potentially resolving soon, and there's still a sponsorship or two you gotta complete, it's a real headache that's for certain.

The good news is you at least have enough cash to hire who you want.

AVAILABLE COWORKERS

LUCY ($86)
+A very useful lab partner. Good at researching and performing experiments, plus she offers useful tips on how to resolve anomalies.
+Anomalies are a lot calmer when she's around.
?Gets a variety of stat boosts depending on what anomalies you resolve.
-Super weak and fragile
-Too meek for her own good. Conversations with her around are pretty awkward.
?Has the ability to control her shape and form to a frankly incredible degree.
TIME TOKEN VALUE: 2

THE MAN ($144)
+Jack of all trades, useful for any skill check
+Very good at gathering information
+Gradually makes your other coworkers better researchers.
-Can't interact with most people or anomalies
?Anomalous, for better and worse
?May bring along KIERA when hired.
TIME TOKEN VALUE: 3

ASHTON ($50)
+Cares about people in general. Very friendly and affable, especially to you.
+Can endure a LOT of physical and mental pain.
+Well versed in handling and studying anomalous samples.
?Harvester. Good with dealing with humanoid anomalies. Hungers for flesh.
~Has the benefit of literally already being in your party.
+-???
TIME TOKEN VALUE: 2

SACA ($55)
+Physically strong and durable
+Repair/manual labor/any physically demanding skill checks take less time with her presence
+Can assist in medical or chemistry-based tasks.
?Rudimentary AI, doesn't fully think like a human. But she will always be loyal to you.
TIME TOKEN VALUE: 3

EDWARD (FREE)
+ETF Agent. Well versed in a variety of fields, up and including dealing with anomalies. Well read as well.
+Cool as a cucumber. Won't ever freak out or panic. Can easily calm down other coworkers.
+Literally free for the first time you hire him. Great return on investment.
?Has personal experience with 199X and the DEERFOX SHADE.
+???
-???
TIME TOKEN VALUE: 3+1d3

ANTHONY ($170)
+Knows the facility like the back of his (and your) hand. A very useful guide during FREE TIME sections, or during sidequests.
+Managed to survive this long as a facility guard. Has a lot of skills under his belt.
+Pretty chill. People seems to trust him.
-WAY past his physical prime. VERY old.
?Somehow still alive.
TIME TOKEN VALUE: 4

FET (FREE)
+Built like a tank. Brutishly strong and incredibly hard to kill. 'GOOD COMBAT', as it were.
+Eager to learn new skills. Given enough time and effort, you can teach him practically anything.
?Unresolved/non-stable anomaly. He will act in unusual, bizarre ways that may unsettle you and your other coworkers.
?HATES anomalies, despite being an anomaly himself.
-Damage he sustains will transfer over to you. Keep an eye out on that.
TIME TOKEN VALUE: 1d6
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VENTI (+$10! I'm nice!)
+Strictly on a professional level, she's your best anomaly researcher.
+Incredibly hard to kill. On par with SACA and FET in terms of sheer durability.
+She can create anomalously strong items out of the samples you have.
?Apparently only has three traits? You swear she had 4, though.
-I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.
TIME TOKEN VALUE: 3

ANGEL ($100)
+Has minor 'holy' powers from a gift of his. Can attune and exploit ARTIFACTS just as well as you can.
+Well read in a variety of subject matters, including world history and philosophy. Useful for finding leads you might otherwise miss.
?Outright hates most anomalies on principle. Great for some encounters, awful for others.
?Pious. Incredibly high MENTAL HEALTH and MENTAL HEALTH regeneration, but his beliefs may restrict certain actions.
-Addictive personality. Can become physically dependent on items or ARTIFACTS if you're not careful.
TIME TOKEN VALUE: 2d3

NICOLE ($140, or $85 if you hire her alongside Lucy)
+Has high tolerance for stress. Morale is always sky high.
+High time token to price ratio.
+Very well versed in anything sample related.
-Very low MENTAL HEALTH. Easily panics at the slightest inconvenience. You will have to baby her.
-Self critical of everything she does. Failed skill checks will drive her nuts.
TIME TOKEN VALUE: 5

WHO DO YOU HIRE? PICK (UP TO) THREE. CURRENT CASH: $1003
>LUCY
>THE MAN
>ASHTON
>SACA
>EDWARD
>ANTHONY
>FET
>VENTI
>ANGLE
>NICOLE
>Go alone. (As a tradeoff for going alone, you will gain a new TRAIT.)

Next update won't take two days, guh. At the very least, you're going to actually start your shift after this.

>>6468674
GET THE FAURKING GOAL, VINCENT (DC 200, -50 TO ROLL)

>>6468676
VINCENT will do whatever it takes, as long as it doesn't involve acting like a human being.

>>6468700
Trust me, there's a reason I don't let you pick six allies anymore. I'm willing to accommodate a lot but I do not want to go back to HELP WANTED tier updates where you guys had to wait 4 days for me to vomit up walls of garbage.
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>>6468982
>LUCY
>EDWARD
>NICOLE
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>>6468978
>"weshouldputaleashonheriswear"
Careful who you let overhear that, Angel. Pretty sure more than one of the girls we know down here would not be opposed.

>>6468982
>EDWARD
>FET
>SACA
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>>6468980
>>6468982
>EDWARD
>ASHTON
>SACA
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>>6468982
>EDWARD
>FET
>VENTI
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>>6468982
Lucy
Nicole
Ashton
We have two new anomalies to test so let’s bring Lucy and Nicole, hopefully Lucy can also help calm down the Deerfox Shade, and if not we have us and Ashton

I want to save hiring the Man for a shift where we can hire Colt

What side quests do we currently have? I lost track
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>>6468982
>SACA
>Edward
>Ashton
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>>6468982
>SACA
>EDWARD
>ANGEL
Why is Angel getting uncomfortable at Nicole's bodysuit? Is she only wearing a transluscent bodysuit beneath the leather jacket?
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>>6468982
>SACA
>ASHTON
>EDWARD
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>>6468982
>SACA
>EDWARD
>THE MAN
Our boy Manny can sucker punch Deerfox Shade.
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>>6468982
EDWARD
SACA
ASHTON

>>6468982
>I do not want to go back to HELP WANTED tier updates where you guys had to wait 4 days for me to vomit up walls of garbage.
I do not want that either.
>t. I was there, you know I was there
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>>6468982
>LUCY
>THE MAN
>EDWARD
We haven't seen the man in a while now
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>>6468982
>>THE MAN
>ASHTON
>SACA
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>>6468982
>SACA
>EDWARD
>ANTHONY
I don’t see as much of a need to hire ASHTON when she’s gonna auto join for today’s post-shift due to Contract #3.
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>>6469083
>What side quests do we currently have? I lost track

Immediately relevant/important:
CONTRACT #3: You need to deal with a buncha highly aggressive Harvesters in Layer 3. Will start after your shift ends.
STATIC-BOUND ISOLA: EXPLORE ANOMALOUS DIMENSIONS ON BEHALF OF ISOLA. DEADLINE: TODAY. PROGRESS: 1/3
ZENITH MEDICAL ACADEMY: OBTAIN 9 BIOLOGICAL SAMPLES FROM HARVESTERS. DEADLINE: 2 DAYS. PROGRESS: 5/9 (likely completes on its own during CONTRACT #3)
BLACKWELL: Perform incredibly invasive interviews on your various coworkers (however, strictly speaking, it can be anyone working at ARC). DEADLINE: TODAY. PROGRESS: 2/4.

>>6469139
He's peculiar about a lot of things, like Vincent is. He probably finds the general idea of bodysuits distasteful, even if Nicole is wearing a whole outfit over it.

>>6469001
If Venti was around when he said that, only god knows what would've happened.

>>6469303
Ze pink one shall save us, when the time comes, once she experiments on enough anomalous entities..

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Anywho!

EDWARD: (11)
SACA: (9)
ASHTON: (6)
LUCY: (3)
THE MAN: (3)
NICOLE: (2)
FET: (2)
VENTI: (1)
ANGEL: (1)
ANTHONY: (1)

EDWARD/SACA/ASHTON won out. Hey, you're going to get two coworkers you haven't worked with in ages, and everyone's most tolerated coworker: ASHTON. If it's anything, a certain MAN is watching you, and he's waiting for the right time to talk to you. Once those who can not perceive him have left.

Writing. Are you ready for 90 updates on working on anomalies and studying various flavors of slime mold? Because that's what you're going to be stuck with, VINCENT.
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You flip through a few choices, arguing over which ones who would be worth hiring. Money isn't particularly a concern today. What matters is what they bring to the table, so to say. You need people who can competently deal with unruly anomalies (so anyone who's physically tough or mentally resistant is nice.)

Having someone who can treat 199X's injuries would be nice, plus it would also be to your benefit to have coworkers who you could interview without too much issue. Same with exploring the dimensions ISOLA wants you to explore. Staying on the good side of the companies responsible for half of the supplies you have is, well, bad? So anyone who can deal with those sponsorships would be solid choices.

You immediately lock in EDWARD and SACA as choices. EDWARD's a safe choice since 1.) he's free right now and 2.) his general array of skills and expertise allows him to tick off all the boxes you want. SACA, while not as robust skill-set wise, is still a towering pile of metal. Plus, her competency as a healer is goin to help with 199X.

Ashton? You like having her around. That's the main reason you're picking her, but her skillset's pretty decent as well. Strong fighter? Check. Loyal? Check. Not socially inept? Check. She's a safe pick that you have no real qualms with.
>NOW AT $898

"hello? earth to vincent?" A pale hand waves across your face. Right, right, you might as well say goodbye to Nicole and Angel before your shift actually starts. You clear your throat a little too loud before addressing them.

"Sorry. Hey, how's the church been? I wanna ask before I vanish for, say, the rest of the day?"

"My congregants are able to attend with peace of mind, now that you have dealt with those who would otherwise harm them." His voice is as soft as a feather carried in a gentle breeze. "To think you were willing to spare more and more of your precious time to help me? It's comforting."

"First, it was Yorick. Then, it was you know what. Who knows who will attempt to bother me next? I pray that you'd be willing to help this poor sinner if such a situation came up again." Okay, he has to be playing it up a little there. The corner of his mouth twitched upwards into a barely perceivable smirk.

"if nothing else, our vincent is a hard worker!" Ashton smacks your back. "you know, i've never really been much of the religious type myself. do you mind if i ask why people subscribe to that stuff?"

"It's a matter of finding purpose in an otherwise purposeless world. Men strives to find meaning to his existence from the day he was born." The priest focuses his attention up at the ceiling, though it's not the ceiling he's really looking at. It's what is above. "That is why I seek guidance from heaven, at least."

Nicole doesn't quite know how to enter this conversation without being awkward. She really, REALLY wants to contribute meaningfully to the conversation. After a moment of deliberation, she re-enters the conversation with as much grace as she can.
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"I'm fine with things being meaningless as long as I'm with people who like me." Nicole says with an attempt at a nonchalant shrug. You catch another glimpse of the bodysuit underneath her shirt. "As much as I love this facility, and the organization running it, nothing about the actions that happen here shows any coherent paradigm."

"I wonder if ARC is an anomaly sometimes. That, and the companies they work for. Their actions and behavior are pretty queer..." Her momentary train of thought is derailed only a second later. "Ah well! It really was nice seeing this marvelous feat of engineering."

"I'll see you after your shift's done!" Nicole waves you goodbye, scampering down the hallway to go god knows where. Angel goes to follow her, but he lingers behind just long enough to address you again.

"Be safe." He wanted to say more. He wanted to say a lot more, actually, but he knows it's not the time for that. He leaves you two be after lingering for a few moments.

You feel like something's watching you now. A particular MAN. You ask Ashton to go ahead, you need to stay behind and meet up with someone before your shift starts. She was going to ask who you could be meeting, but she instead asked one simple question.

"oh, who are you hiring? i'll grab them while you're busy here."
"SACA, EDWARD and you. So, feel free to wait in my lab once you get the others." You hand her the required cash to hire both her and SACA.

"roger roger!" She salutes you before rushing off to grab the others. Only after she's fully out of sight does a certain someone manifest. It's difficult to describe how the MAN entered the hallway you're in.

He simply appears out of nowhere, like he's a part of the facility. He is as forgettable and impossible to describe as when you first saw him. He sure is a MAN with two arms, two legs, a torso and a head.

"It's been ages, what's been the hold up?" You wonder how insane you must look to an outside observer.

He answers that it's been a particularly busy time of his life. From what little of it he can remember, of course. He makes a vague indescribable gesture as he recounts the general events he's seen. During one of his trips throughout the facility, he went down to Layer 7 (an overpopulated, anomaly-infested den) to salvage some supplies from a long-since deserted lab.

A towering man (he presumes it was a man given their voice) shrouded in metallic armor was scavenging around in the same spots he was. He believes he was called a CLEANER? Regardless, he continues, the MAN overheard the CLEANER talking to a man and a woman in colorful suits, discussing how, at the start of the next week (two days), quotas are going to get a massive hike up.

He applauds the job well done you had with your current mold progress, but he recommends you invest in more than one product. To be safe, if nothing else.
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He would tell you about the group of armed personnel roaming around the facility, but he reckons you already know about them, whistling and all. What he can inform you about is two other events.

-Later this evening, he has been made aware that a member of ARC intends on meeting with you personally. He is unaware as to who, aside from them being high ranking and the fact they're probably not there out of the goodness of their heart.
-Tomorrow morning, a group of Harvesters plans on striking up a black market down in Layer 2. He recommends you at least consider checking on them, since they may have supplies directly from the surface. Good morale boosters if nothing else.

He apologizes for not being around more. He'll promise that he'll try to check up on you more, especially now that there should be nothing stopping him from visiting you more. And, to be clear, he will inform you that KIERA is doing fine. She might stop by sometime this shift to sell her samples to you.

"Sell?" You almost scoff at the idea, but right, she's her own person now.

It's a dog-eat-dog world, he says, and he can't support her solely by stealing stuff. He's a reasonable MAN with reasonable morals. He compliments your progress so far before leaving off with one cheeky remark. Having a woman over last night was pretty bold.

"Listen, it wasn't like that!"

Well, there's not a MAN anymore.
>EGG OBTAINED! (You now have 3. Hardboiled. Can copy things. Causes memory loss. ???.)

What a nightmare he is. You love him but god, you wish he wasn't such a headache to perceive. You wave your hand through the air he was once at, mumbling about how much of a nuisance he's being. Time to catch up with Ashton, though.

The walk to your lab was relatively uneventful, thank god, and it wasn't even that far from the production room you were just standing in front of. You almost expect something bad to happen when you walked through the front door but, by the looks of it, everything here is as it should be.

The old computer is still in the same place it's always been in. The floors are still a hectic mess of random technology and cheaply produced garbage from every sponsorship company under the sun. REDMOND has not breached containment and, is in fact, happily content with being stuck in his terrarium. Ashton is even 'playing' with him, whispering cutesy gibberish to the tiny lizard.

There are two more airlocks inside your lab that were certainly not here yesterday. One is a standard duty containment cell airlock, while the other is helpfully labeled "DO NOT ACTUALLY STORE ANOMALIES INSIDE". You're going to get the second one is your WINE CELLAR.

The new sample production and refining machinery is also here, so all in all, everything you got in your catalog is in its proper place. There are a handful of documents on one of the tables, a mixture of anomaly dossiers and SPONSORSHIP COMPANY reports, but you'll check on those later.
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SACA is patiently standing by one of the many, many piles of disorganized 'garbage' in your lab, trying her best to blend into it. Her lens light up for a second, registering you exist, but otherwise she stays quiet.

Edward, meanwhile, has already cracked open his fifth can of free BEER VENDING MACHINE beer (which you KNOW tastes like actual garbage). He guzzles down another can of beyond watered down beer without so much as blinking, discarding yet another can onto the floor.

His face is still obscured by a thick layer of bandage wrap, but he otherwise is in pretty solid condition. "Damn, Vince, if I knew you had this I would've worked for free a whole lot sooner."

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EDWARD TRINITY (ETF AGENT) SHEET
PHYSICAL HEALTH: Ready, bro.
MENTAL HEALTH: MAXXED OUT!

TRAITS
[A TRUE AGENT] He is an AGENT, and he is far above rolling just to see if he gets out of bed in the morning. He has +20 to the following rolls: any combat-based roll, interacting with ANOMALIES (not artifacts), repairing/constructing equipment, and gathering intel from people.

[MIND LIKE A STEEL TRAP] Far out, man. His mind is flatout immune to non-anomalous forms of MENTAL HEALTH damage, and he is highly resistant to MENTAL/MIXED damage.

[??? x2] Two unrevealed traits. He likes to keep his cards close to his chest, but not nearly as much as NINE.

EQUIPMENT (most has been upgraded by WARDEN'S sponsorship.)
-TRINITY SMITH (The most powerful handgun known to exist (so claims Edward). Do you feel lucky, punk? Will outright kill most non-anomalies in one shot.)
-STATE OF THE ART ETF ARMOR (Made of bleeding edge materials that makes the armor lightweight, flexible and incredibly durable. Great protection and, once per shift, he can outright ignore ANY source of damage. Period.)
-STATE OF THE ART COMBAT KNIFE (Most agents would kill to have a knife this cool looking. Practically impossible to damage, and incredibly versatile as a tool. Useful for basically any situation.)
-ARC BRANDED STIMPAK x4 (CONSUMABLE. Grants a powerful heal and a short, but very potent, durability buff.)
-LUCKY BRAND STRIKE CIGARETTES x4 (CONSUMABLE. Maximizes MENTAL HEALTH and prevents MENTAL HEALTH damage for a very short duration.)

SACA UPGRADE!
[RUDIMENTARY FIREWALL] Redundant systems and backup power sources offer basic protection against directly hacking SACA, or disabling her from EMPs. It isn't outright immunity, but it shores up a weakness of hers.

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You quickly thank everyone for coming down here on short notice. You have one last thing to check before you can officially say that the shift has started: checking on the variety of weird freakshit anomalies you got!

You start off by checking on the two anomalies that are soon going to resolve (199X and HARD TIMES) to see if there's any behavior changes about them you should be concerned about.
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There's nothing much to write home about with HARD TIMES. It's doing the same thing it has been doing for the last twenty four hours. Honestly, the fact there's nothing about it to note almost feels suspect in its own right. Like you're expecting it to breach any second now.

LOST SINCE 199X is passed right out, with his body curled up into the fetal position on the floor. A thin blanket, which you're sure he didn't have before, is fruitlessly draped over his hulking frame. Sharp, biting winds inside the tiny room batter away at his weathered frame. Poor guy.

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE's camera feed is covered by something. A sticky note, you'd guess, since you can still catch tiny glimpses of the actual room underneath. It reads, "A lady of my status deserves some privacy, does she not?", in neat flowing cursive.

STATIC ANGLERFISH's cell is an utter pigsty. You're absolutely going to have to clean up now. Especially now that the security camera itself is starting to be coated in that familiar film of biological sludge it produces. Several brand new statues, carved out of off-pink biomass that it produces, are idly standing around. Waiting to 'trick' you.

THE OTHER SIDE doesn't appear to be active, but there are signs that it did SOMETHING last time. The wall right in front of the telescope is scorched a beautifully burnt shade of black. Bits of acid corroded and melted metal congeals on the floor right underneath the burnt

Now, for your new anomalies, WHAT EVER WAS is the one that caught your attention first. They placed it inside that cell you found in END OF THE WORLD, so the fact the room is made out of onyx black metal isn't strange. What is strange is that the security camera refuses to get a solid look at the anomaly. You try to move it, to get a closer glimpse at it, but it absolutely refuses to move a single inch.

So that's one property you can mark down for sure.

ROLY POLY OF EDEN is inside the containment cell you bought last night, and even now that you got a closer look at it, it's still what it says on the tin. It's an oversized roly poly made out of discarded newspaper, torn novel pages, and other such paper waste. What does catch your attention is that the bug is looking up at the now active camera.

With a grace that signifies this has been practiced, it raises a hand up to wave an insectile leg at you. "Good evening, sir or madam, for I do not know exactly your identity and I do not wish to assume." Its voice is warm and silky like melted butter. It's the voice you'd associate with a stereotypical butler, or a a stuffy British aristocrat.

"If I were as crass as to suggest something to my new host: may I perhaps get a meal soon? Thank you in advance." Something tells you that getting this bug was one of your better decisions.

SHIFT 12 HAS STARTED!
TIME TOKENS: 23 (+4 TIME TOKENS from TIMELESS VOUCHER activating.)
>You gained 2 STATIC POLLEN, 8 CIGARETTE MOLD, 2 WIRE FLOWERS and 2 OBSCURA SYRAH overnight!
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>You now have 8 MOLD, 6 POLLEN, 2 FLOWERS, and 6 OBSCURA SYRAH!

You got a lot of time to spare! Though, without TIMELESS's sponsorship feeding you endless amounts of TIME TOKENS, you doubt this shift is going to drag out as long as it did last time.

What do you want to start with first? Choose four actions, you got time.

ANOMALY (all cost 1d2-1 TIME TOKENS.)
>Study THE OTHER SIDE. You have to figure out what caused the damage to its cell. Plus, you barely worked on this anomaly until now.
>Enter HARD TIMES' cell. Work, to earn the right to work.
>Chit-chat with LOST SINCE 199X. Poor guy can't catch a break, can he?
>Visit LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. At the bare minimum, you need to uncover its security camera.
>Keep STATIC ANGLERFISH in check. It is a wild, predatory animal. Treat it as such.
>Introduce yourself to ROLY POLY OF EDEN. What a gentleman. Pretty swell first impressions.
>Enter WHAT NEVER WAS's cell. Maybe an in-person examination will actually get you some information.

RESEARCH
>Boot up STATIC BOUND ISOLA's dimensional hopping machine. You gotta work on this sponsorship sooner. (-1 TIME TOKEN. Will have a follow-up choice on picking what dimension you'll head to.)
>Try to create some vision-boosting items with SUNSHINE YELLOW BLOOD + BIOLUMINESCENT BACTERIA! (-1 TIME TOKEN. Will provide an assortment of prototypes to refine.)
>Work on studying the various samples you got from LOST SINCE 199X. Might as well get this done while you still got the time. (-1d2-1 TIME TOKENS, DC 68, +17 to roll. Reveals data on up to three samples!)
>You got this HARVESTER IDOL last shift, and you still know nothing about it. Study it. (-1 TIME TOKEN. Ashton will be a great help here.)
>Study several of your ARTIFACT GIFTS. You still don't know a lot about that gear, gas mask or guitar you got. (-1 TIME TOKEN, DC 70, +15 to roll. Reveals data on several of your relatively new ARTIFACT GIFTS!)
>Examine all of those weird samples you got from LORD OF MOLD. The moldy, the better, as they say. (-1d2 TIME TOKENS. Offers you some insight into your CIGARETTE MOLD product.)

BUSY WORK
>Fabricate some new lenses to slot over MAD WORLD. What kind of strange things could you see if you messed with the lenses? (-1 TIME TOKEN, DC 70, +24 to roll.)
>Grow something that ISN'T MOLD for once. More specifically, some WIRE FLOWERS. (-1d2-1 TIME TOKEN, unlocks a RESEARCH action.)
>Read the dossiers you got. Knowledge is power. (-0 TIME TOKENS. Gives you information about the SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES [via INSIDER TRADER] and your two new anomalies.)
>You still want to create a copy of ACCUMULATED PAST, and you did get a new EGG? from a MAN... (-2 TIME TOKENS. DC 86, +22 to roll. Has a chance of creating another very strong item.)
>MOLD. COOK UP MORE MOLD. (-1d2 TIME TOKENS. Does what it says on the tin.)
>Start on BLACKWELL's interviews. The sooner you get this over, the better. (-1 TIME TOKEN. You may write in which coworker to talk to, or leave it up to chance.)

MISC
>Write in?
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>>6469613
>Chit-chat with LOST SINCE 199X. Poor guy can't catch a break, can he?
>Keep STATIC ANGLERFISH in check. It is a wild, predatory animal. Treat it as such.
>Read the dossiers you got. Knowledge is power. (-0 TIME TOKENS. Gives you information about the SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES [via INSIDER TRADER] and your two new anomalies.)
>Introduce yourself to ROLY POLY OF EDEN. What a gentleman. Pretty swell first impressions.
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>>6469613
>Chit-chat with LOST SINCE 199X. Poor guy can't catch a break, can he?
>Introduce yourself to ROLY POLY OF EDEN. What a gentleman. Pretty swell first impressions.
>Read the dossiers you got. Knowledge is power. (-0 TIME TOKENS. Gives you information about the SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES [via INSIDER TRADER] and your two new anomalies.)
>Start on BLACKWELL's interviews. The sooner you get this over, the better. (-1 TIME TOKEN. You may write in which coworker to talk to, or leave it up to chance.)
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>>6469613
>Study THE OTHER SIDE. You have to figure out what caused the damage to its cell. Plus, you barely worked on this anomaly until now.
>Keep STATIC ANGLERFISH in check. It is a wild, predatory animal. Treat it as such.
For both of these, damage/dirtying of the cells is something we need to get on top of real quick.
>Introduce yourself to ROLY POLY OF EDEN. What a gentleman. Pretty swell first impressions.
I suspect by food he's going to want paper?

>Read the dossiers you got. Knowledge is power. (-0 TIME TOKENS. Gives you information about the SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES [via INSIDER TRADER] and your two new anomalies.)
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>>6469613
>EDWARD
Holy shit, no wonder he’s normally so expensive, though I’m a bit leery about the potential catches in his unknown traits.

>LIL
If the lady wants privacy, she will have it for the time being; we shan’t break it by intruding upon her chamber at this time. Surely this is what she intended we read into her declaration. Meow.

ACTIONS:
>Keep STATIC ANGLERFISH in check. It is a wild, predatory animal. Treat it as such.
Put out this fucking fire in the making, fish things first.

>Read the dossiers you got. Knowledge is power. (-0 TIME TOKENS. Gives you information about the SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES [via INSIDER TRADER] and your two new anomalies.)
Mandatory before we try anything with our new anomalies.

>Write-In
-Cook up some BLOODRED STEW and other sundries. 199X needs warmth and nutrition in addition to straight healing, and ROLY-POLY OF EDEN would surely appreciate a sammy.

Then:
>Chit-chat with LOST SINCE 199X. Poor guy can't catch a break, can he?
Edward just told us the key to helping the kid resolve right is to not leave him alone, and for a VERY LONG TIME now I have internalized prepping him and ourselves for the DEERFOX SHADE’S reception to be a top priority, followed by following up on all his potential renewables before then.
So, definitely need to put Work-Actions into 1: Healing him, 2: Collecting samples, and 3: Mentally prepping him.
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>>6469613
>Boot up STATIC BOUND ISOLA's dimensional hopping machine. You gotta work on this sponsorship sooner. (-1 TIME TOKEN. Will have a follow-up choice on picking what dimension you'll head to.)
>Introduce yourself to ROLY POLY OF EDEN. What a gentleman. Pretty swell first impressions.
>Read the dossiers you got. Knowledge is power. (-0 TIME TOKENS. Gives you information about the SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES [via INSIDER TRADER] and your two new anomalies.)
>Start on BLACKWELL's interviews. The sooner you get this over, the better. (-1 TIME TOKEN. Ashton and Edward.)
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>>6469626
+1
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>>6469612
>Chit-chat with LOST SINCE 199X. Poor guy can't catch a break, can he?
>Introduce yourself to ROLY POLY OF EDEN. What a gentleman. Pretty swell first impressions.
>Read the dossiers you got. Knowledge is power. (-0 TIME TOKENS. Gives you information about the SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES [via INSIDER TRADER] and your two new anomalies.)
>Start on BLACKWELL's interviews. The sooner you get this over, the better. (-1 TIME TOKEN. You may write in which coworker to talk to, or leave it up to chance.)
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>>6469617
Changing

>Introduce yourself to ROLY POLY OF EDEN. What a gentleman. Pretty swell first impressions.

to

>Cook up some BLOODRED STEW and other sundries.
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>>6469613
>Visit LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. At the bare minimum, you need to uncover its security camera.
>Study THE OTHER SIDE. You have to figure out what caused the damage to its cell. Plus, you barely worked on this anomaly until now.
>You got this HARVESTER IDOL last shift, and you still know nothing about it. Study it. (-1 TIME TOKEN. Ashton will be a great help here.)
>Read the dossiers you got. Knowledge is power. (-0 TIME TOKENS. Gives you information about the SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES [via INSIDER TRADER] and your two new anomalies.)
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>>6469613
>>Read the dossiers you got. Knowledge is power. (-0 TIME TOKENS. Gives you information about the SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES [via INSIDER TRADER] and your two new anomalies.)
This should be first priority no matter what, 0 time tokens and we get some info on our new abnos.
>Chit-chat with LOST SINCE 199X. Poor guy can't catch a break, can he?
Bros before whatever else we are doing.
>Study THE OTHER SIDE. You have to figure out what caused the damage to its cell. Plus, you barely worked on this anomaly until now.
>Introduce yourself to ROLY POLY OF EDEN. What a gentleman. Pretty swell first impressions.
Make sure to read dossiers first, get him some food too unless dossiers tell us not to do so.
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>>6469613
>Work on studying the various samples you got from LOST SINCE 199X. Might as well get this done while you still got the time. (-1d2-1 TIME TOKENS, DC 68, +17 to roll. Reveals data on up to three samples!)
>Grow something that ISN'T MOLD for once. More specifically, some WIRE FLOWERS. (-1d2-1 TIME TOKEN, unlocks a RESEARCH action.)
>Read the dossiers you got. Knowledge is power. (-0 TIME TOKENS. Gives you information about the SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES [via INSIDER TRADER] and your two new anomalies.)
>Chit-chat with LOST SINCE 199X. Poor guy can't catch a break, can he?
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>>6469613
>>Read the dossiers you got. Knowledge is power. (-0 TIME TOKENS. Gives you information about the SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES [via INSIDER TRADER] and your two new anomalies.)
>Study THE OTHER SIDE. You have to figure out what caused the damage to its cell. Plus, you barely worked on this anomaly until now.
>Work on studying the various samples you got from LOST SINCE 199X. Might as well get this done while you still got the time. (-1d2-1 TIME TOKENS, DC 68, +17 to roll. Reveals data on up to three samples!)
>Introduce yourself to ROLY POLY OF EDEN. What a gentleman. Pretty swell first impressions.
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>>6469612
>They placed it inside that cell you found in END OF THE WORLD
Is this the hidden cell we found some time ago ? I admit I kinda forgot how we did it
>>6469613
>Study THE OTHER SIDE. You have to figure out what caused the damage to its cell. Plus, you barely worked on this anomaly until now.
>Chit-chat with LOST SINCE 199X. Poor guy can't catch a break, can he?

>Boot up STATIC BOUND ISOLA's dimensional hopping machine. You gotta work on this sponsorship sooner. (-1 TIME TOKEN. Will have a follow-up choice on picking what dimension you'll head to.)
>Work on studying the various samples you got from LOST SINCE 199X. Might as well get this done while you still got the time. (-1d2-1 TIME TOKENS, DC 68, +17 to roll. Reveals data on up to three samples!)
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Rolled 1, 1, 2 = 4 (3d2)

OGEY. Let's get an UPDATE OUT.

DOSSIERS: 11
199X: 8
ROLY POLY OF EDEN: 6
OTHER SIDE: 5
ANGLERFISH: 4
BLOODSTEW: 3
LOST SINCE 199X SAMPLES: 3
WIRE FLOWERS: 3
ISOLA: 2
BLACKWELL: 2
LMS: 1
IDOL: 1

Looks like we're going to be working on three abnos back to back to back. The next couple of updates will probably be rapid fire (relatively to my upload schedule lately) since I don't want you to wait a week solely to get this cluster of work orders done with. I did note the write in for cooking something up, and I'll certainly add that as an option next vote.

Rolling 3d2 to see how many time tokens working on three anomalies back to back cost. 1s = NO TIME TOKEN, 2 = 1 TIME TOKEN.

>>6469617
Our lovely LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE is preparing a lovely feast for a lovely Vincent. It is only right for a host to tend to her guests.

>>6469684
Essentially, END OF THE WORLD (the pocket dimension that NOWHERE'S SOMMELIER/KIERA left behind during her partial resolution) poorly copied a containment cell. So, since you wanted to save space and have room for more anomalies, you put an anomaly inside of an anomaly.
There's a reason you placed the painting in there instead of, say, an actual living creature.
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>>6469850
Sweet. That means every time we work on the painting we can grab a cocktail from the bar.

What is Vincent’s cocktail of choice? I’d guess something basic but strong… whiskey sour, I’d hazard.

Ashton is a Bloody Mary. Duh.

Ed screams Boilermaker. He loves his cheap beer.
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>>6469893
I can imagine Vincent only knows how to make a screwdriver.
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>>6469850
>Essentially, END OF THE WORLD (the pocket dimension that NOWHERE'S SOMMELIER/KIERA left behind during her partial resolution) poorly copied a containment cell.
Thanks for the reminder, OP
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>>6469893
A moscow mule
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So many anomalies to work on. You're going to knock off three of them here and now so you don't have to worry about them later: LOST SINCE 199X, ROLY POLY OF EDEN, and THE OTHER SIDE. You'll certainly tend to 199X first since his whole situation is a lot more delicate than the other two anomalies.

You're going to have to juggle a lot of anomalies today. It's going to be a pain in the ass to find time to finish your contractually obligated tasks (ISOLA AND BLACKWELL) while preventing any anomalies from getting too antsy.

"Alright, who wants to volunteer to work on 199X?" The question is a formality more than anything, to be frank.

"nope, uh nuh, not me." Ashton crosses her arms. "i rather not freeze to death, thank you very much."

"I WOULD NOT BE OPPOSED TO IT, ACTUALLY. IS THAT NOT THE MOST: INJURED OF THE ANOMALIES YOU CERTAINLY HAVE IN: POSITION?"

Edward cracks open yet another can he obtained from the vending machine. He doesn't actually drink from it this time. He idly shakes the opened can, each motion causing the can to make a slish-slosh sound. "I already saw the camera footage. To imagine, I used to be scared of him. Back when he was darting here and there in that blackened, blizzard-shrouded forest."

"Now? Man, that's nothing more than a scared kid who doesn't know what's going on." Edward puts the open can of beer down, content to let it go stale (or, rather, staler). "I don't really feel bad for him. I've seen enough sob stories in this line of work to dry up the waterworks."

"Still, pity's not off the table, even if that doesn't amount to a hill of beans here."

"i get where you're coming from." Ashton finally steps back from the terrarium REDMOND is in. She moves to grab the can of (rapidly staling) beer since Edward's not drinking it. "i trust that vincent knows what he's doing. he's survived working on 199X for the last couple of days."

"NOT REMARKABLE." Thank you, SACA, for the vote of confidence. "ANOMALY APPEARS TO BE IN A DISABLED STATE. IT IS UNLIKELY TO HURT VINCENT AT THE TIME BEING."

"guh, that's not what i meant."
"Ha! Gotta give you props, Vin, you picked a real funny robot."

That's enough out of the peanut gallery. You pick up the dossiers that were left behind so you can at least get an idea of what you're working with today. Your lab partners join your side so you don't have to regurgitate the information to them (thank god).

ROLY POLY:
RECOVERY SITE: WIX.CHURCH, EDMOND, OKLAHOMA
ASSIGNED ETF: 'WHITE HORSEMAN', 'THE KING', 'THE DOCTOR', 'THE SEEKER'

"Oh my god." Edward does everything in his power to hold back his laugh. His facial muscles are spasming under said Herculean task. "I know who those guys are, and lemme tell you, their real nicknames are way more embarrassing."

DISCLAIMAR: DUE TO IRREGULAR MANIFESTATION OF ANOMALY, FULL AMNESTICIZATION WAS UNABLE TO BE PERFORMED. CERTAIN OFFICIALS FROM THE MEGACHURCH ARE STILL AWARE OF THIS ANOMALY'S EXISTENCE.
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RECOVERY LOG: A WEEK PRIOR TO THE ANOMALY'S DISCOVERY, OFFICIALS REPORTED THAT THEY WERE EXPANDING THE CHURCH'S BASEMENT TO ALLOW FOR THE STORAGE OF OLD RELIGIOUS TEXTS AND REPLICIA ARTIFACTS. WORKERS STATED THAT WHILE THEY WERE EXPANDING THE BASEMENT, THEY HEARD 'UNNATURAL SKITTERING' AND A FAINT VOICE OF A 'POSH MAN' COMING FROM THE WALLS.

VOICES AND NOISES WERE WRITTEN OFF AS HALLUCINATIONS, AND EXPANSION WAS COMPLETED WITH SEEMINGLY NO ISSUE. SEVERAL RELIGIOUS TEXTS WERE SEVERELY DAMAGED OVER THE UPCOMING WEEK, WITH MOST BEING FULLY DISSOLVED BY A STILL UNIDENTIFIED ACIDIC COMPOUND. WHILE CONCERNING, NO SOURCE COULD BE IDENTIFIED, SO OPERATIONS CONTINUED AS USUAL.

AT APPROXIMATELY 8:20 AM, SEVEN DAYS AFTER EXPANSION, CCTV FOOTAGE SHOWED THE ANOMALY CRAWLING OUT FROM A DAMAGED SECTION OF FLOOR IN THE MEGACHURCH'S 'BACKSTAGE' AREA. ITS BODY WAS COATED IN DIRT AND BLOOD AND ITS 'SHELL' WAS ADORNED WITH SEVERAL SEEMINGLY RANDOM REPLICAS TAKEN FROM THE RECENTLY EXPANDED BASEMENT.

LATER INTERVIEWS SHOWED THAT THE ANOMALY DID THIS AS AN ATTEMPT AT CATCH UP WITH A NEW ERA'S FASHION SENSIBILITIES.

THE ANOMALY THEN PROCEEDED TO EXIT THE BACKSTAGE AREA AND ONTO THE MAIN STAGE, RIGHT DURING THE MIDDLE OF A SERMON. IT ATTEMPTED TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE CROWD, BUT AS EXPECTED, ITS SUDDEN APPEARANCE CAUSED TO THE CROWD TO PANIC.

ETF AGENTS WERE SWIFTLY INFORMED OF A NEW ANOMALY. ANOMALY WILLINGLY AGREED TO BE CAPTURED AFTER REALIZING ITS PRESENCE 'FRIGHTENED THE COMMON FOLK'. IT WAS WILLING TO BE INTERVIEWED, BUT LITTLE COULD BE GLEAMED OF ITS ORIGIN OR PAST, ASIDE FROM IT BEING 'ASLEEP' FOR SEVERAL CENTURIES.

SAMPLES: TATTERED PAGES FROM ITS 'SHELL', ACIDIC/DIGESTIVE COMPOUND, BUTTER/CREAM-LIKE SUBSTANCE FROM MOUTH, ONCE PRODUCED GOLD (UNKNOWN WHAT CAUSED THIS?)

As expected, the roly poly doesn't seem actively hostile. The most that can be said about its behavior, from what the dossier said, is that it's really out of touch. If its claims about being centuries old is true, that makes way too much sense. Next dossier...

RECOVERY SITE: OUTSKIRTS OF SEBEZH, RUSSIAN
DISCOVERED BY: AGENT ASHER AND 'CHILLAX'

RECOVERY LOG: PRIOR TO ANOMALY DISCOVERY, AGENT ASHER AND HER PARTNER WERE PERFORMING INVESTIGATIONS INTO THE ACTIVITIES OF FORMER INDIE/'SPONSORSHIP COMPANY' RAY-DRENCHED GONERS (RDG). AFTER SEVERING BUSINESS CONNECTIONS WITH ARC, 'RDG' WAS SUSPECTED OF WORKING WITH FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS WHO HAD INTERESTS ACTIVELY OPPOSING ARC'S

DURING ROUTINE PATROL, A BASE PRESUMABLY RAN BY 'RDG' WAS DISCOVERED IN THE OUTSKIRTS OF A RUSSIAN TOWN. PRIOR TO ENTERING, AGENTS ASKED VARIOUS LOCALS ABOUT THE ACTIVITY OF THE AFOREMENTIONED COMPANY. MOST HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OR INTEREST IN 'RDG' OR THEIR ACTIVITIES.

SEVERAL LOCALLY OWNED ART SUPPLIERS REPORTED DOING BUSINESS WITH SEVERAL MEMBERS OF SAID ORGANIZATION IN THE LAST FEW DAYS.
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WITH CONFIRMATION OF THEIR RECENT PRESENCE, AGENTS WERE AUTHORIZED TO BREACH THE BUILDING

UPON BREACHING THE RDG BASE, AGENTS INITIALLY REPORTED NO SIGNS OF LIFE WITHIN THE BASE. FURTHER INVESTIGATION LEAD TO THE DISCOVERY OF A DESSICATED CORPSE WEARING THE UNIFORM OF THE RDG CORPORATION. ON-FIELD TESTS REPORTED NO TRACES OF BLOOD WERE LEFT IN THE FOUND CORPSE, WITH ONLY TRACE AMOUNTS OF BLOOD PLASMA REMAINING.

AFOREMENTIONED CORPSES WERE FOUND SURROUNDING A PAINTING COVERED IN A WHITE SILKEN VEIL. ON BACK OF THE PAINTING WAS THE FOLLOWING CRYPTIC MESSAGE: PAINTED IN COLORS THAT WE DID NOT MAKE. DISPLAYING A WORLD WE DID NOT CREATE. -MADAM X.

UPON REMOVING VEIL AND VIEWING THE PAINTING, AGENTS REPORTED THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS: INTENSE NAUSEA, ITCHY SKIN, EXCESSIVE SWEATING, FEVER, SPEAKING IN TONGUES, AND NUMBNESS FROM THE WAIST BELOW. AGENTS COULD NOT AGREE ON WHAT THE PAINTING LOOKED LIKE, ASIDE FROM AN UNKNOWN ALPHABET OF 'GLYPHS' PAINTED ON THE CANVAS.

AFTER ANOMALOUS PROPERTIES WERE CONFIRMED, PAINTING WAS SOON TRANSPORTED INTO AN ARMORED TRANSPORT VEHICLE, TO BE PLACED INTO STORAGE.

PROFIT?: INTERMEDIATELY MANIFESTS ART SUPPLIES AROUND ITSELF. COPIES OF THE PAINTING COULD BE USED AS COGNITOHAZARDOUS WEAPONS. SIGILS MAY PROVE PROFITABLE IF RESEARCHED. CANVAS/PAINT FROM PAINTING, WOOD FROM EASEL MAY PROVE ANOMALOUS?

So your instinctual aversion was a good thing. Whether that's a property of the painting itself or simply your instincts preventing you from being affected by it, you're not fully sure? You're not really much of an art guy, but you have dabbled in painting projects before.

Lastly, the dossier you got from picking INSIDER TRADING last catalog. This one is way shorter than the other two (praise the lord) so you're done reading it in about a minute.

BLACKWELL: "BLACKWELL AI has a particular quirk where it registers 'childhood memories' as a very important data point. It may reward you for asking questions involving this topic during sponsorships." They use AI, eh? Maybe talking to SACA during your next interview would be a swell idea.
ISOLA: Scribbled in messy handwriting is the following: 'KEYPHRASE: ZEE-MOON-ZEE - ONE TIME USE - ARTIFICAL BEACH. SAFEST OF ALL ACCESSIBLE ISOLA DIMENSIONS'. That means you only have to explore one unknown dimension instead of two!
TIMELESS: 'The daughter of TIMELESS' CEO is very fond of photos, or other effigies, of animals. Especially exotic and anomalous ones. She may personally sell you rare time-based technology in exchange for them."
LUX: "LUX is currently running low on compounds for their state of the art Candles. They will offer exclusive products to any business partner who could provide products that could alter memories."

Lucky you, you got two samples (STATIC POLLEN and OBSCURA SYRAH) that do just that. You ask your coworkers about their thoughts on the dossiers.
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"the roly-poly guy actually seems like he'd be pretty fun to talk to! if he's been around for centuries, surely he has known and seen a LOT about the world. maybe he can even offer clues into other anomalies we have!"

"WE CONFIRMED WHAT IT WISHES TO EAT. THEORY/QUESTION: COULD THE VALUE OR AGE OF THE 'PAPERWORK' FED INTO IT IMPACT ITS TASTE?" SACA pretends to scratch a spot on her face that might constitute a 'chin'. "PERMATTER THE PERCHANCE."

Ashton snorts at the robot's attempt at sophistication. "aww, you're adorable, just like the bug." Her expression turns serious once she looks over the painting's dossier again. "something about its description feels off. i understand how it's anomalous, but doesn't it seem too 'basic' to be an anomaly?"

"How come?"

"I actually have to agree with her." Edward pipes up before your redheaded friend has time to answer. "It's a painting that makes you feel weird. That kind of anomaly usually gets destroyed instead of studied because it's not worth the hassle of containing it."

"plus, why did they ship it to you if they wanted to put it into storage? this feels like something you'd throw in a locker and forget."

Hm. You don't really know how much you buy into their concerns, but one thing that does make you worry about the painting is how they only found one member, but several of them bought supplies presumably for the painting. So either it's a failed experiment of sorts, or there's a reason why they left it behind. Neither are comforting thoughts.

"Right. I suppose we will have to cross that bridge once we get there. Alright. SACA, Edward, you two are coming with me. Ashton, stand by ROLY POLY's cell."

"understood! it's not like i got much else to do, ha."

"10-4, chief." "LET US: TREAT THE PATIENT." Both of them split away from you to grab necessary supplies for the upcoming work order. You simply march towards the containment cell in an almost perfect line, seeking to get this done as soon as you can.

Mostly out of efficiency rather than any distaste for 199X in particular. The others join you right as you open up the airlock.

https://youtu.be/2XtbxO_aLRs - '9X

Even with the winter clothing you have specifically for this anomaly, the frigid winter air seems to be colder than ever. It pierces through the thick layers of your outfit like they aren't even there. The muscles in your jaw immediately lock shut, preventing you from making more than muffled mumbling.

Edward grits his teeth as a puff of freshly conjured anomalous snow hits him in the face. He's powering through it, but his condition is only a slim margin better than you. "L-long time n-no see, 199X. I t-thought I'd never get to se-see you again."

SACA, as expected, is not impacted by the frigid cold in the slightest. "GOOD MORNING, 199X."

The curled-up anomaly doesn't respond to anything your group says. It's a coin flip whether he's intentionally trying to ignore you or not.
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SACA's heavy, metallic 'feet' stomp through the thick snow that has piled up on the floor. She places her claw-esque hand on the snow-covered corpse, lightly shaking him to see if he's still 'alive'. A groan escapes from the anomaly, along with a series of mumbled insults that make little to no sense.

"later. please." LOST SINCE 199X curls up into an even tighter coil. Edward's eyes soften after he gets a solid look at the anomaly's posture.

"He's not actually asleep." The ETF agent quietly informed. "I think he's trying to but I know what a man pretending to be asleep looks like."

"PATIENT'S CONDITION IS WEAK, BUT STABLE. RECOMMENDATION: USE ALL AVAILABLE HEALING SUPPLIES 'PRONTO'." Well, you won't go that far(?), but that was already on your mind.

LOST SINCE 199X: 7/13 (Trying to sleep through the inevitable.)

What do you want to do while you're here? Choose three.
>Find as many ways to make his rest more comfortable as you can. It's better if he sleeps instead of acting out. (AUTOPASS, thanks to EDWARD.)
>"PATIENT. MAY I INQUIRE AS TO YOUR DREAMS?" Follow through on SACA's question. It could be an interesting line of questioning.
>"What games do you like?" With Edward's help, ask 199X about its hobbies. Get it to think about simpler things.
>Attempt to play a song for him with that guitar you got. Something to soothe his mind. (DC 65, +9 to roll. Also offers insight into GUITAR OF A SHADE.)
>Tell 199X about all of the crazy stuff you got up to lately. Surely, some of it will be interesting to him!
>Offer the anomaly a job for the day. Something to keep his mind busy. You'll think of something. (You may write in a specific job for him, if you wish.)
>Use the snow in the cell to create some snowmen of you, 199X and your friends. A gesture of friendship, if nothing else.
>Write in?

How do you want to use to 'heal' LOST SINCE 199X, to prepare him for his resolution? Choose as many as you're willing to pick.
>USE 'OBSCURA' 'SERUM'. These things do have regenerative properties. (-1 of 2 syringes. Will render him physically sluggish for a while. That could be a good or a bad thing.)
>USE A TRAUMA KIT. No expense spared. (-1 of 2 KITS. Heals a lot of his injuries, no questions asked. These are rare, though.)
>Ask SACA if she could perform some simple surgery on him. (DC 70, +15 to roll. Can rise or lower MOOD by a LOT, depending on the roll.)
>Use SUIT OF NOBLES to drain excess bile from his body. (--199X MOOD, +A LOTTA BLACK BILE. Offers a minor health benefit.)
>Offer him a drink of OBSCURA SYRAH, for the road. (-2 of 6 OBSCURA SYRAH samples. Limited, if any, healing. But who doesn't like a good drink?)
>Convince Edward to use one of his STIMPAKS on 199X. (The first one's free, but the next one will cost you unless it's an emergency. Very potent, no frills heal.)
>Pretend to heal him. Trust that the placebo effect will do the rest. (Low risk, low reward.)
>Write in?

>>6469870
>>6469641
[Sol Demonio] will NEVER lose a match.
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>>6469926
>Find as many ways to make his rest more comfortable as you can. It's better if he sleeps instead of acting out. (AUTOPASS, thanks to EDWARD.)
>Attempt to play a song for him with that guitar you got. Something to soothe his mind. (DC 65, +9 to roll. Also offers insight into GUITAR OF A SHADE.)
>Tell 199X about all of the crazy stuff you got up to lately. Surely, some of it will be interesting to him!

>Ask SACA if she could perform some simple surgery on him. (DC 70, +15 to roll. Can rise or lower MOOD by a LOT, depending on the roll.)
>Offer him a drink of OBSCURA SYRAH, for the road. (-2 of 6 OBSCURA SYRAH samples. Limited, if any, healing. But who doesn't like a good drink?)
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>>6469926
>"PATIENT. MAY I INQUIRE AS TO YOUR DREAMS?" Follow through on SACA's question. It could be an interesting line of questioning.
>Tell 199X about all of the crazy stuff you got up to lately. Surely, some of it will be interesting to him!
>Offer the anomaly a job for the day. Something to keep his mind busy. You'll think of something. (You may write in a specific job for him, if you wish.)
See if he wants to give being a researcher a try for a day. Might give him a way out to resolve and stay around if he finds some purpose here. We have some samples he can test stuff out on, maybe being an abnormality will give him some unusual ideas we wouldn't otherwise come up with.

>USE A TRAUMA KIT. No expense spared. (-1 of 2 KITS. Heals a lot of his injuries, no questions asked. These are rare, though.)
>Ask SACA if she could perform some simple surgery on him. (DC 70, +15 to roll. Can rise or lower MOOD by a LOT, depending on the roll.)
If surgery goes bad ask Edward to use a stimpack.
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>>6469926
>Find as many ways to make his rest more comfortable as you can. It's better if he sleeps instead of acting out. (AUTOPASS, thanks to EDWARD.)
>Attempt to play a song for him with that guitar you got. Something to soothe his mind. (DC 65, +9 to roll. Also offers insight into GUITAR OF A SHADE.)
>"PATIENT. MAY I INQUIRE AS TO YOUR DREAMS?" Follow through on SACA's question. It could be an interesting line of questioning.

>USE 'OBSCURA' 'SERUM'. These things do have regenerative properties. (-1 of 2 syringes. Will render him physically sluggish for a while. That could be a good or a bad thing.)
>USE A TRAUMA KIT. No expense spared. (-1 of 2 KITS. Heals a lot of his injuries, no questions asked. These are rare, though.)
>Ask SACA if she could perform some simple surgery on him. (DC 70, +15 to roll. Can rise or lower MOOD by a LOT, depending on the roll.)
>Use SUIT OF NOBLES to drain excess bile from his body. (--199X MOOD, +A LOTTA BLACK BILE. Offers a minor health benefit.)
>Offer him a drink of OBSCURA SYRAH, for the road. (-2 of 6 OBSCURA SYRAH samples. Limited, if any, healing. But who doesn't like a good drink?)
>Convince Edward to use one of his STIMPAKS on 199X. (The first one's free, but the next one will cost you unless it's an emergency. Very potent, no frills heal.)
:)
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I dont think we should use Obscura Syrah, giving him an amnestic is probably a bad idea
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>>6469926
>Find as many ways to make his rest more comfortable as you can. It's better if he sleeps instead of acting out. (AUTOPASS, thanks to EDWARD.)
>Attempt to play a song for him with that guitar you got. Something to soothe his mind. (DC 65, +9 to roll. Also offers insight into GUITAR OF A SHADE.)
>"PATIENT. MAY I INQUIRE AS TO YOUR DREAMS?" Follow through on SACA's question. It could be an interesting line of questioning.

>Ask SACA if she could perform some simple surgery on him. (DC 70, +15 to roll. Can rise or lower MOOD by a LOT, depending on the roll.)
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>roly poly eats documents and stuff
>the painting has unknown glyphs painted on it
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>>6469926
>"PATIENT. MAY I INQUIRE AS TO YOUR DREAMS?" Follow through on SACA's question. It could be an interesting line of questioning.
>Attempt to play a song for him with that guitar you got. Something to soothe his mind. (DC 65, +9 to roll. Also offers insight into GUITAR OF A SHADE.)
>Offer the anomaly a job for the day. Something to keep his mind busy. You'll think of something. (You may write in a specific job for him, if you wish.)

>USE A TRAUMA KIT. No expense spared. (-1 of 2 KITS. Heals a lot of his injuries, no questions asked. These are rare, though.)
>Ask SACA if she could perform some simple surgery on him. (DC 70, +15 to roll. Can rise or lower MOOD by a LOT, depending on the roll.)
>Use SUIT OF NOBLES to drain excess bile from his body. (--199X MOOD, +A LOTTA BLACK BILE. Offers a minor health benefit.)
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>>6469926
>Find as many ways to make his rest more comfortable as you can. It's better if he sleeps instead of acting out. (AUTOPASS, thanks to EDWARD.)
>"PATIENT. MAY I INQUIRE AS TO YOUR DREAMS?" Follow through on SACA's question. It could be an interesting line of questioning.
>Attempt to play a song for him with that guitar you got. Something to soothe his mind. (DC 65, +9 to roll. Also offers insight into GUITAR OF A SHADE.)

>Ask SACA if she could perform some simple surgery on him. (DC 70, +15 to roll. Can rise or lower MOOD by a LOT, depending on the roll.)
Let's practice medicine
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>>6469987
We're making a cognitobomb
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>>6469926
>Find as many ways to make his rest more comfortable as you can. It's better if he sleeps instead of acting out. (AUTOPASS, thanks to EDWARD.)
>"What games do you like?" With Edward's help, ask 199X about its hobbies. Get it to think about simpler things.
>Offer the anomaly a job for the day. Something to keep his mind busy. You'll think of something. (Get him to work on our mold production here on the lab.)

>USE A TRAUMA KIT. No expense spared. (-1 of 2 KITS. Heals a lot of his injuries, no questions asked. These are rare, though.)
>Offer him a drink of OBSCURA SYRAH, for the road. (-2 of 6 OBSCURA SYRAH samples. Limited, if any, healing. But who doesn't like a good drink?)
>USE 'OBSCURA' 'SERUM'. These things do have regenerative properties. (-1 of 2 syringes. Will render him physically sluggish for a while. That could be a good or a bad thing.)
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>>6469926
>"PATIENT. MAY I INQUIRE AS TO YOUR DREAMS?" Follow through on SACA's question. It could be an interesting line of questioning.
>Attempt to play a song for him with that guitar you got. Something to soothe his mind. (DC 65, +9 to roll. Also offers insight into GUITAR OF A SHADE.)
>Offer the anomaly a job for the day. Something to keep his mind busy. You'll think of something. (You may write in a specific job for him, if you wish.)
we need to give him purpose
we need him to have a continued reason to live
>Ask SACA if she could perform some simple surgery on him. (DC 70, +15 to roll. Can rise or lower MOOD by a LOT, depending on the roll.)
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>>6469926
>Find as many ways to make his rest more comfortable as you can. It's better if he sleeps instead of acting out. (AUTOPASS, thanks to EDWARD.)
Seems like a no-brainer, this.

>Write in: Take the opportunity to collect DENIM samples, since you’re out of those.
We got three leads on renewables from 199X: BLACK BILE, which we already have a source for (I think?), HAIR BACTERIA, used to make hormone boosters, and DENIM MOLD, used to make clothing patch-film.

>Offer the anomaly a job for the day. Something to keep his mind busy. You'll think of something. (You may write in a specific job for him, if you wish.)
Idle hands, as Edward said.

HEALING:
>Use SUIT OF NOBLES to drain excess bile from his body. (--199X MOOD, +A LOTTA BLACK BILE. Offers a minor health benefit.)
Start with the unpleasant part, get that stomach drained before we get started on distracting him from making more.

>Pretend to heal him. Trust that the placebo effect will do the rest. (Low risk, low reward.)
Do this before using any consumables or rolling dice; every little bit we can ease SACA’s job with and don’t have to use real supplies for counts.

>Convince Edward to use one of his STIMPAKS on 199X. (The first one's free, but the next one will cost you unless it's an emergency. Very potent, no frills heal.)
Self-explanatory; we don’t otherwise need him using them outside of emergencies anyway.

>USE A TRAUMA KIT. No expense spared. (-1 of 2 KITS. Heals a lot of his injuries, no questions asked. These are rare, though.)
-Focus on the head and neck injuries this time. Those are by far the most lethal wounds he’d have upon resolution.

>Write-In: Offer him your REVE CHARDONNAY.
Between his pre-turning head wound you noted during the original diagnosis and the hasty memos he kept scratching, he might be dealing with some legit brain-damage, and this buttery drink is basically tailor-made to target that.
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>>6469926
Interactions:
>Find as many ways to make his rest more comfortable as you can. It's better if he sleeps instead of acting out. (AUTOPASS, thanks to EDWARD.)
>"PATIENT. MAY I INQUIRE AS TO YOUR DREAMS?" Follow through on SACA's question. It could be an interesting line of questioning.
>"What games do you like?" With Edward's help, ask 199X about its hobbies. Get it to think about simpler things.

Healing:
>USE A TRAUMA KIT. No expense spared. (-1 of 2 KITS. Heals a lot of his injuries, no questions asked. These are rare, though.)
>Ask SACA if she could perform some simple surgery on him. (DC 70, +15 to roll. Can rise or lower MOOD by a LOT, depending on the roll.)
>Offer him a drink of OBSCURA SYRAH, for the road. (-2 of 6 OBSCURA SYRAH samples. Limited, if any, healing. But who doesn't like a good drink?)
>Convince Edward to use one of his STIMPAKS on 199X. (The first one's free, but the next one will cost you unless it's an emergency. Very potent, no frills heal.)
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>>6470090
+1
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>>6469926
Changing vote from >>6470052 to backing >>6470090
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

WHAT DO?
COMFORTABLE: 9
DREAMS: 6
SONG: 5
JOB: 5
SAMPLES: 3
GAMES: 2
INTERESTING STORIES: 2

Pretty safe choices over all, but we do have a tie for third place. You will be doing everything you can to make him comfortable, and you will ask about him dreams, but you'll also...
1 = PLAY A SONG (Additional skill check)
2 = GIVE HIM A JOB (No skill check.)

HOW TO TREAT HIM
TRAUMA KIT: 8
SACA: 7
STIMPAK: 5
SUIT OF NOBLES: 5
OBSCURA SYRAH: 4
REVE CHARDONNAY: 3
'OBSCURA' 'SERUM': 2
PRETEND: 1

Tell you what. I'll let you use REVE CHARDONNAY since that's an item that hasn't really been messed with, and perhaps it'll offer you a new path on your WIRE FLOWER sample. Diversify your products, as it were. I'll say you just won't use SYRAH, the SERUM, or flatout pretending to do nothing.

I'll ask for rolls after we see how many skill checks we're making.

>>6470227
And the clouds dance with me. I will the rain to fall, and it engulfs me. I see through rain-washed eyes.

>>6469987
Go ahead. Crosstest them. See what happens. Surely nothing BAD would happen.
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OGEY! I need four anons to roll for me right fast. One of you will roll 3d100+9 to see how badly you botched that song, while three of you roll 1d100+15 to see how well the surgery went. Tables below, yada yada.

SONG (DC 65, +9 to roll)
0 SUCCESSES: "stop it stop it stop it stop it" Wow! Tough crowd! You're going to heed his advice right now! (The song you played brought back some real nasty memories.)
1 SUCCESS: Tough crowd. He didn't even stir. (No reaction. This was a waste of an action.)
2 SUCCESSES: He stirs for a moment. He's mumbling something under his breath. (You get a fragment of information about him and the DEERFOX SHADE's 'connection'. Might be important for later.)
3 SUCCESSES: "heh. never thought i'd heard that." (You must've played a familiar song by accident. The anomaly is actually starting to talk to you now! +199X MOOD!)

SURGERY (DC 70, +15 to roll)
0 SUCCESSES: Did you hear a crunch? That had to be your imagination, right? (Well. Brace for impact.)
1 SUCCESS: "ANATOMY TOO MANGLED FOR PROPER TREATMENT. DID THE BEST I COULD." (He's certainly going to be sore for a while, but she did a very solid job tending to his physical wounds!)
2 SUCCESSES: "TREATMENT COMPLETED. JOINTS IN HANDS ARE CORRODED. REQUESTING REPARTS." (Surgery went about as well as you could expect. You might need to repair SACA later.)
3 SUCCESSES: "TREATMENT COMPLETE. NO ISSUES DETECTED." (The surgery went off without the hitch! Heck, the anomaly has never looked better!)
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Rolled 47, 93, 99 + 9 = 248 (3d100 + 9)

>>6470356
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>>6470358
I guess Vincent can play guitar. A man of many hidden talents.
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Rolled 77 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>6470356
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>6470356
what could possibly go wrong with having what was originally large, heavy robot perform surgery?
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>6470356
DADOS
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AND THE RESULTS ARE IN!

PLAY WONDERWALL: 2 SUCCESSES! (And two nat 90+ rolls, waow! Maybe you'll get a sweet bonus because of that!)
INDUSTRIAL MEATGRINDER SURGERY: ALSO 2 SUCCESSES!

Huh! Guess havin' an ETF agent around is a good thing. Maybe he's a good luck charm or something. Vincent is going to learn yet another skill to add to his skillset, and SACA didn't break anything that wasn't already broken!

Writing. Ashtonlads, you'll get your time in the spotlight soon, trust me.
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The least you can do is to make his limited time more tolerable. You doubt you can repel the DEERFOX SHADE forever. At some point, you'll cave to her or 199X will eventually get sick of hiding. You'd be lucky if he survives to the end of the shift. FET surely slowed DEERFOX down, but he can't hold her back forever.

So, why not give 199X the decency of a good few hours? You nod your head at Edward, signaling that he should probably do something. That's all the instruction he needs to get to work. He moves his shoulders in an odd, almost serpentine way, loosening them up in preparation for what he's about to do.

He starts by pulling out some loose cloth scraps he might've found somewhere in your lab. He fashions a small piece of scrap metal he picked up somewhere into a makeshift needle, and somehow, it actually manages to work as one.

You have evidence of this by watching him sewing together the cloth scraps with the help of some loose pieces of thread from other pieces of fabric. He finishes it after a few minutes, creating a rough-looking but functional blanket fit for an anomaly of this size. At least, it's closer in size than the tattered blanket it has right now.

He lazily drapes it over the sleeping anomaly's body. The blanket offers marginally better protection, but it appears to be enough to comfort his twisted, shivering body. The artic winds begin to slow down at a rate that was imperceptible at first. Then, the wind is almost gone.

The bone-chilling breeze that you were so accustomed to weakens to a light chill, only strong enough to stir your hair. Edward then moves to clear a spot on the floor. He brushes the snow away using his gloved hands. Once cleared, he drops a handful of wood scraps he found in your lab and sparks up a fire.

He waits for the small pile of to start burning properly before he pours on more fuel, steadily growing the pile until a decent-sized fire starts. You can only trust that he knows what he's doing, especially considering how flammable LOST SINCE 199X is as an anomaly.

As it turns out, the rudimentary camp fire is enough to comfort the anomaly. LOST SINCE 199X breathes out a long, drawn-out sigh like weeks of stress are finally able to escape from his body. Noises that might be speech tumble out of his mouth with all the grace of a falling rock. It's a start but you still need to do more.

"Damn." You whistle at the sight of the roaring flame. "I want to say I'm impressed but I'm guessin' this is typical agent training?" You think you heard metal slamming against metal somewhere.

"Yes sir." Edward dusted the snow off of his gloves. "I had to do a few stakeouts up in the Canadian wilderness before. Here's a tip: moisture is a real pain in the rear. Dry wood can be a pain to find sometimes."

"AM I ALLOWED TO TEND TO THE PATIENT NOW?" Oh, so that's where that metallic THUD THUD was coming from. That particular spot she's stomping at is pretty well dented now. No point forcing her to wait around anymore.
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"Edward, give her one of the stimpaks you got."

The ETF agent has to do a double take to process what you said. "Do you know how expensive those things are? I brought them for US to use. You, me, and Ashton. No offense meant, SACA."
"NONE TAKEN, FOR IT WOULD BE VERY SILLY TO USE ONE ON ME."

"I get that, but do you see the state he's in? Let me tell you, this is AFTER I've spent a lot of resources and time healing him." You swing your arms towards the still half-conscious anomaly. "'sides, didn't I give you that mold? Surely you can spare a little treat?"

"I knew this girl who say 'treat' all the time." Edward may be smiling but there's pain behind those eyes. "I never want to hear that phrase again. Promise to never say 'treat' for the rest of the shift and you got it."

"Deal."

The necessary equipment and supplies to perform surgery are laid before the robot. An advanced medkit filled with an impressive array of tools. An off-putting machine that resembles a combination of a straitjacket and the mangled remains of a printer (your SUIT OF NOBLES). A needle filled with a glowing red liquid. An old, half-forgotten vial of bright yellow wine.

SACA's movements are stiff but efficient. She's already attached the SUIT OF NOBLES to the anomaly's back, ready to pump and drain out as much BILE and excess fluid as she can. By the time your brain processes that, she's already preparing to gut LOST SINCE 199X like a fish in order to get to his insides.

"We got some time to kill." Edward kicks a loose snow pomp. "I did my job. You gotta pull your own weight too. Got any ideas, Vin?"

You do have one. How effective it's going to be, well, that depends on how well you can play a guitar. You struggle to hold the damn thing, but you manage to get a stable grip on it. The last time you even touched a guitar was as a kid, so you'll have to hope your muscle memory can fill in a lot of gaps.

You hit a few sour notes at first. As expected. You try a few more times, and the notes sound 'tart', if such a term could be used. Then, you find a string of notes that vaguely resemble the start of a song.

The song you played is a half-remembered blend of a variety of melodies and backing instrumentals from songs you've heard in the past. It is by no means a coherent song. It starts and stops without any real pattern or reason. It is the song that would play in the background of a forgotten memory.

There's something comforting about its liminal, ever-changing nature. LOST SINCE 199X appears to agree since he's actually beginning to talk for once! Even while SACA is literally digging inside his guts! Instead of incoherent muttering, it's a string of loose but coherent words.

"She used to play guitar. All the time." LOST SINCE 199X's voice is like dried leaves being crumpled under foot. "No matter where we went, she'd always bring that stupid thing along."

"Even when I told her not to. She was a stubborn little bitch, but that's why I loved her."
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"I couldn't say no to her." A droplet of BLACK BILE drips from his mouth, splattering onto the floor like drool. "I'm a god-damn coward. I can't get this damn girl out of my head."

"Why did I have to make that promise to her? It was a joke. Some dumb promise I made as a kid. To see the other side, to live a life outside that town..." And like that, he goes quiet. A distant, half-remembered promise. You know what that's like.

From what you know, he never HAD a life outside that town. Neither did she, given her similar nature to 199X. No matter how hard they try to run from it, no matter how they try to forget it, they're still tied to that nameless town thousands of miles from here. Running didn't help them any, did it?

SACA finally finishes her work on LOST SINCE 199X. Physically? You have never seen him in a better state. All the impossible to remove 'abnormalities' of his appearance are still there, but there's practically no injuries left across his whole body. His arms and legs have fully healed, no longer twisted into sharp and awkward shapes.

His neck is straight and upright instead of always leaning forward. The list goes on: aside from his general size and his off-grey skin, he's functionally fully healed. The same can not be said about SACA. Blackened bile has grimed up the joints and motors in her limbs, making any attempt at movement incredibly difficult for her.

Her metal chassis is even beginning to rust, from a combination of the grime from the anomaly's hair and some unexplained property of the BLACK BILE clinging to her. You'll certainly need to repair her once you're done here. [SACA HEALTH is now GRIMY!]

"PATIENT? HOW ARE YOU FEELING?" Yet, she cares more about the anomaly than her own condition.

He finally sits up for the first time since you entered the cell. His stringy black hair still hides his face, but you sense that most of the injuries underneath are gone. He flexes his fingers now that they're back to normal. "Am I still dreaming? No. I see the Warden. I'm not back there. WAIT. YOU."

He nearly re-snaps his neck with how quickly he turns to look at Edward. The agent's only reaction is to smile a bit wider. "Yep. It's me. We're just about done here, actually. No need to break your back over it."

"YOU WERE SLEEPING A LOT. VERY UNUSUAL BEHAVIOR. COULD WE INQUIRE AS TO THE NATURE OF YOUR DREAMS, PATIENT?"

"I'm no damn patient." There's no real anger in his voice. He may still drool bile here or there, but it pales in contrast to how much he used to spew. "It's nothing worth repeating."

"MENTAL HEALTH IS AS IMPORTANT AS PHYSICAL HEALTH. I MUST REPEAT. COULD WE INQUIRE AS TO THE-"

"She's not going to stop until you say yes." You cut to the chase, rather than having to repeat this song and dance too many times.

"Fine. We were having fun. Drunk, probably. We got drunk a lot. Me, a few kids from school, stuff like that."
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"Just to forget about everything." He picks up the glass of yellow-tinted wine from the floor. He gulps it down mostly out of instinct rather than any conscious decision. He shivers as the pollen-tainted wine courses through him.

"Memory's getting clearer. [/blue]I think this was when I met her. You know who.[/blue] We started to talk about what we wanted to do once we grew up." He turns around to face the campfire still roaring inside his containment cell. "I wanted to be a rockstar. Her friends said some meaningless shit like wanting to be rich or famous. It went on and on and on."

"Then, I saw her, hiding amongst the trees. With her beautiful black hair and that crooked grin of hers." There's a pause. "Her only wish was to die a 'beautiful death' with someone she loved. She told me she planned on dying before she turned twenty. I took it as a joke at first. A morbid one."

"...Maybe she thought I was a perfect outlet for those urges. Someone dangerous enough where, if luck went her way, she'd die young and beautiful. Burning twice as bright, for half as long." There's another pause, even longer this time. He begins to shake. "She'll only need to see me once. And then she'll move on."

That's the last thing he said. The revenant pays you no further mind, focusing entirely on the campfire still burning. What an incredibly ominous way to end a work order! Edward's smile is practically gone now. SACA decides it's best to stay silent. What is there to really say here? All you can do now is to leave.

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THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD!
LOST SINCE 199X MOOD: 7/13 --> 10/13
NOTES: Remembering that half-forgotten first encounter, and physically healing him, has fully prepared him for his encounter with DEERFOX SHADE. He's as ready as he's ever going to be.
SAMPLES OBTAINED: BLACK BILE x9, GREY SKIN SAMPLE x6
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Edward 'drags' his robotic friend to the side, to perform some much needed repairs on her. You dig your hands into your pockets as you make your way towards ROLY POLY OF EDEN's containment cell. Ashton prepares to ask you how the work order on 199X went, but after seeing your expression, she decides against it.

"hey, chin up! it's the start of a shift. we got time." Ashton shakes a dossier she has in her hand. "brought some papers in case that's what it eats. you think feeding it IN LIMBO's old dossier will be fine?"

"Probably!" You do some light stretches to prepare yourself for the upcoming work order. Gotta stay active in case an anomaly tries to cave your skull in. Ashton follows your lead, doing some light leg stretches. After your stretches are done, you enter ROLY POLY's cell.

https://youtu.be/HAWcR3TkdR0 - ROLY POLY POLY ROLY

The nostalgic smell of sandalwood and old books has already proliferated through every last particle of air. It's like you're chewing on pulp with every breath you take. It's cloyingly quaint.

skitter skitter
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You don't even have to look down to figure out the source of that skittering. Now that you're right in front of it, you can get an actual sense of scale of it. The paper backed pillbug is as wide as a large sofa, and it's tall enough to reach up to your (and Ashton's) waist.

Two beady black eyes, scribbled on with permanent marker, peer up at you. "My good sir and madam, may you two happen to be the owners of this establishment?" You know for a fact you're never going to get used to hearing that posh British voice. "I do not wish to assume, for there is a saying about what makes of you."

"However, you two are the only individuals I have seen in the last 24 hours, aside from several warriors clad in the armor and weaponry of this era." Its antennae, made out of neatly folded origami, flick at the end of every sentence it makes. Perhaps its version of a nervous tic.

"we are. well, to be specific, i'm a really close friend of the actual owner." Ashton pats you on the shoulder. "i'm ashton, he's vincent."

"Marvelous. May I presume that you are here to tend to and feed me? Or perhaps we shall engage in a round of routine social pleasantries." The pillbug skitters back and forth across the floor along its many tiny feet. "I would not be opposed to either. I am known to be courteous to those who are hosts, so to say."

"we're going to get along fine then, as long as you're on your best behavior." Ashton boops the pillbug with her finger. That only causes the ROLY POLY to skitter back and forth at an even faster pace than before.

ROLY POLY OF EDEN MOOD: ???/??? (More work is needed to unlock this.)
INSIGHT HINTS: ???/???/???/??? (Four INSIGHT hints. More work is needed to unlock this.)

Hoo boy. Where do you even start with this anomaly? (Choose a total of four actions.)

COMMUNICATION:
>"Our dossier said you could produce gold. Could you tell us how?" It's the strangest property you know about it, to be honest. (DC 50, +0 to roll. For some reason. This feels like it got altered somehow.)
>"How long have you been around?" It said it was asleep for centuries. Could an anomaly even be that old? (DC 67, +15 to roll.)
>"How do you perceive your fellow anomalies? Or 'guests', I suppose?" You want to know how it perceives itself and others. A glimpse into its mind.
>"Got any advice on a certain 'hostess' that's also here?" Tell it everything you know about LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. This guy seems like he'd have some good advice involving her.
>"Know anything about paintings?" Perhaps it could give you some clues as to how to handle WHAT NEVER WAS?
>"Do you have any particular requests? We're willing to accommodate them if they're reasonable." It's only polite.
>Ask it if it has any noteworthy religious beliefs. Given its title, and where it was found, it's a fair question
(1/2)
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EXAMINATION:
>Some of the documents on its body appear to be from dossiers and other classified documentation. Decipher them. (DC 70, +29 to roll.)
>Put on your MAD WORLD glasses. Read the bug's aura, and look for any antimemetic pages on its body. (DC 70, +19 to roll.)
>View it through your BLACK SHARD. What does this anomaly value over anything else, you wonder?
>Perform a brief anatomical examination of the pill bug. What odd 'organs' does it have? How do its eyes work? (Autopass, thanks to Ashton.)
>Scribble out some words on its shell. You want to see if altering the contents of its pages does anything.
>Take several photos of the pill bug for future study (and for TIMELESS). Can't be too safe.

STIMULI/MISC:
>Feed it your old anomaly dossiers. You don't really need them anymore and you know it eats paper. Win win.
>Offer it other food sources: meat, vegetables, beer, coffee, you name it. Will it eat any of them? What reactions might these other food sources cause in the bug?
>Introduce it to the marvels of modern music. You got some old CDs it can listen to while you work on it.
>Show it your HARVESTER IDOL. The anomaly is literally made of knowledge, perhaps it (or at least Ashton) knows something about the idol?
>Harvest some paper scraps from its body. It doesn't need ALL of this excessive paper, right? (+NEW SAMPLE!)
>Politely ask it to vomit up some digestive compound into a vial. For future study, of course. (+NEW SAMPLE!)

>Write in?

ZE BUG. Sorry for the excessive reposting. had issues with certain images.
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>>6470474
>To see the other side
We could give him that much, if not the way he meant it.

>>6470480
>"How long have you been around?" It said it was asleep for centuries. Could an anomaly even be that old? (DC 67, +15 to roll.)
>Some of the documents on its body appear to be from dossiers and other classified documentation. Decipher them. (DC 70, +29 to roll.)
>Put on your MAD WORLD glasses. Read the bug's aura, and look for any antimemetic pages on its body. (DC 70, +19 to roll.)
>Feed it your old anomaly dossiers. You don't really need them anymore and you know it eats paper.
Let's get some baseline understandings before being too greedy.
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>>6470479
>"Do you have any particular requests? We're willing to accommodate them if they're reasonable." It's only polite.
>Perform a brief anatomical examination of the pill bug. What odd 'organs' does it have? How do its eyes work? (Autopass, thanks to Ashton.)
Good openers, and autopass perk for the win.

>Feed it your old anomaly dossiers. You don't really need them anymore and you know it eats paper. Win win.
It do be hungry. I hope to god the info is written down elsewhere, though.

>Some of the documents on its body appear to be from dossiers and other classified documentation. Decipher them. (DC 70, +29 to roll.)
A hopefully fruitful endeavor before we leave. This is just an introduction, we can focus on its samples later when we aren’t prioritizing 199X-Resolution/DEERFOX-Reception prep and SPONSORSHIPS.
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>>6470479
>"Do you have any particular requests? We're willing to accommodate them if they're reasonable." It's only polite.
>"How long have you been around?" It said it was asleep for centuries. Could an anomaly even be that old? (DC 67, +15 to roll.)
>Some of the documents on its body appear to be from dossiers and other classified documentation. Decipher them. (DC 70, +29 to roll.)
>Feed it your old anomaly dossiers. You don't really need them anymore and you know it eats paper. Win win.
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>>6470479
>"Got any advice on a certain 'hostess' that's also here?" Tell it everything you know about LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. This guy seems like he'd have some good advice involving her.
>Perform a brief anatomical examination of the pill bug. What odd 'organs' does it have? How do its eyes work? (Autopass, thanks to Ashton.)
>Take several photos of the pill bug for future study (and for TIMELESS). Can't be too safe.
>"Our dossier said you could produce gold. Could you tell us how?" It's the strangest property you know about it, to be honest. (DC 50, +0 to roll. For some reason. This feels like it got altered somehow.)
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>>6470479
>Perform a brief anatomical examination of the pill bug. What odd 'organs' does it have? How do its eyes work? (Autopass, thanks to Ashton.)
>Harvest some paper scraps from its body. It doesn't need ALL of this excessive paper, right? (+NEW SAMPLE!)
>Politely ask it to vomit up some digestive compound into a vial. For future study, of course. (+NEW SAMPLE!)
>"How long have you been around?" It said it was asleep for centuries. Could an anomaly even be that old? (DC 67, +15 to roll.)
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>>6470479
>"How long have you been around?" It said it was asleep for centuries. Could an anomaly even be that old? (DC 67, +15 to roll.)
>"Do you have any particular requests? We're willing to accommodate them if they're reasonable." It's only polite.
>Perform a brief anatomical examination of the pill bug. What odd 'organs' does it have? How do its eyes work? (Autopass, thanks to Ashton.)
>Feed it your old anomaly dossiers. You don't really need them anymore and you know it eats paper. Win win.
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>>6470479
>"I do not wish to assume, for there is a saying about what makes of you."
"It makes an ass out of you and ming."

>"Our dossier said you could produce gold. Could you tell us how?" It's the strangest property you know about it, to be honest. (DC 50, +0 to roll. For some reason. This feels like it got altered somehow.)
>"How long have you been around?" It said it was asleep for centuries. Could an anomaly even be that old? (DC 67, +15 to roll.)
>"How do you perceive your fellow anomalies? Or 'guests', I suppose?" You want to know how it perceives itself and others. A glimpse into its mind.
>"Got any advice on a certain 'hostess' that's also here?" Tell it everything you know about LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. This guy seems like he'd have some good advice involving her.
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>>6470481
>We could give him that much, if not the way he meant it.
I wonder how he and his gf would react to us trolling them like that using our weird telescope. Might get a wry chuckle or two

>>6470480
>>6470479
>"Do you have any particular requests? We're willing to accommodate them if they're reasonable." It's only polite.
Basic host opener
>Put on your MAD WORLD glasses. Read the bug's aura, and look for any antimemetic pages on its body. (DC 70, +19 to roll.)
>View it through your BLACK SHARD. What does this anomaly value over anything else, you wonder?
Two ways to examine
>Feed it your old anomaly dossiers. You don't really need them anymore and you know it eats paper. Win win.
We better have this info photocopied in advance
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>>6470479

>Write in?
“You seem like an upstanding gentleman. We would like to get to know you better; what can you tell me about yourself? Is there anything you need or want to be more comfortable here? Is there anything you would prefer we avoid doing? Are you willing to tell us anything about your history or your anomalous properties?”
See what the anomaly is willing to say about itself when asked politely.

>"Do you have any particular requests? We're willing to accommodate them if they're reasonable." It's only polite.
>"How do you perceive your fellow anomalies? Or 'guests', I suppose?" You want to know how it perceives itself and others. A glimpse into its mind.
>Perform a brief anatomical examination of the pill bug. What odd 'organs' does it have? How do its eyes work? (Autopass, thanks to Ashton.)
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>>6470479
>Feed it your old anomaly dossiers. You don't really need them anymore and you know it eats paper. Win win.
>Perform a brief anatomical examination of the pill bug. What odd 'organs' does it have? How do its eyes work? (Autopass, thanks to Ashton.)
>"Do you have any particular requests? We're willing to accommodate them if they're reasonable." It's only polite.
>View it through your BLACK SHARD. What does this anomaly value over anything else, you wonder?
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>>6470479
>>"How long have you been around?" It said it was asleep for centuries. Could an anomaly even be that old? (DC 67, +15 to roll.)
>"Got any advice on a certain 'hostess' that's also here?" Tell it everything you know about LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. This guy seems like he'd have some good advice involving her.
>Put on your MAD WORLD glasses. Read the bug's aura, and look for any antimemetic pages on its body. (DC 70, +19 to roll.)
>View it through your BLACK SHARD. What does this anomaly value over anything else, you wonder?
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>>6470479
>"Do you have any particular requests? We're willing to accommodate them if they're reasonable." It's only polite.
>Perform a brief anatomical examination of the pill bug. What odd 'organs' does it have? How do its eyes work? (Autopass, thanks to Ashton.)
>Take several photos of the pill bug for future study (and for TIMELESS). Can't be too safe.
>Feed it your old anomaly dossiers. You don't really need them anymore and you know it eats paper. Win win.
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Alright, belated update but we're gonna get through this. (Had something come up)

REQUESTS: 7
ANATOMY: 7
FEED IT: 7
HOW LONG?: 6
HOSTESS: 3
DECIPHER SHELL: 3
MAD WORLD: 3
BLACK SHARD: 3
PHOTOS: 2
GOLD: 2
OTHER GUESTS: 2
PAPER SAMPLE: 1
DIGESTIVE SAMPLE: 1
BE REALLY POLITE: 1

A lotta options got picked, but four major ones came to the top: Asking it what it exactly wants, checking out it's weirdass bug anatomy, feeding it (don't worry you recorded all of the relevant info ahead of time) with your dossiers, and asking it how old it is.

You picked a grand total of one (1) (uno) skill check, so you know what that means. M O R E D I C E Three anons, roll 1d100+15, and hope to god you don't fuck it up this time.

HOW OLD ARE YOU? (DC 67)
0 SUCCESSES: "A gentleman never tells others such things. Or was it gentleladies? Or gentlelizards? I could never quite grasp how many titles should be used when addressing-" (He's babbling pure nonsense. But some of the nonsense might still mean something, just nothing about your question
1 SUCCESS: "A gentlebug never tells others such things. But for your information, I am quite older than you, dear sir." (He's being really evasive, but at least he gives you a rough timeline to work with.)
2 SUCCESSES: "Why, how old you think I am? I am not beneath some flattery, for what gentleman of my aged status would not enjoy such praise?" (With some wrangling, you're able to get a pretty informative answer. Plus, the bug might offer snippets of other important information.)
3 SUCCESSES: "I suppose this question was inevitable. I am not unaware of my abnormal status, both in constitution and in spirit and in persona." (He actually gives a full out answer to your question, plus some juicy snippets for a variety of subjects.)
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Rolled 98 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>6470987
Here goes nothin
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Rolled 76 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>6470987
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Rolled 57 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>6470987
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>>6470988
>>6470997
>>6470999
As it turns out, dealing with an outwardly friendly BUGGE is a lot easier than tending to a revenant who's mentally stuck as an angsty teenager. 3 SUCCESSES all around. Gotta say, keep up this good luck and you might just win

THE BIG ONE (a shift that doesn't last 500 posts.)

Writing.

>>6470999
ZE BUGGE will hang this photo on the wall. It likes fine art, you know.
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>>6471004
Sounds like an unpoductive shift! Quickly buy 500 more Time tokens!
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You prepare to speak to the roly-poly by asking it a list of safe questions, like you always do when you meet with an anomaly that can speak. It's basic etiquette with sapient anomalies.

Who knows what the 'catch' is going to be. Even NOWHERE'S SOMMELIER and IN LIMBO had their quirks you had to work around. You wonder, is it normal to get jaded to the supernatural after only twelve days? Oh, who are you kidding? Invariably, no matter what, humans will adapt to whatever is thrown their way.

Being suffocated in a constant, unyielding tidal wave of absurd creatures with absurd morals and preconceptions of the world is one quick way to make the whole concept quaint at most. Though, in a broader sense, how different are they from both the people and the very world you have to tolerate on a daily basis?

Where were you again? Oh, right, you're dealing with a talking roly-poly made entirely out of paper. (Actually, how is it even 'alive'? You should probably study its anatomy, at least.)

"We need to do some preliminary questioning to understand who you are, 'sir'." Something about calling this bug 'sir' is offputting to you. It's difficult to ascertain why.

"if i may be so blunt," Ashton's voice takes a tone that vaguely resembles a poor imitation of Little Miss Sunshine's, likely in an attempt to 'comfort' the anomaly with a familiar tone. "what requests would someone of your status wish to impose on us?"

"Ah. A respectable member of society who finally utters words in the proper tone and conduct they should be uttered in." Its antennae languidly swim through the air. Seems like her words were enough to pacify it. "It is quite simple, is it not, to ascertain what a gentleman of my status and constitution would require."

"The finest novels, written about stories of true passion and mutual yearning. Academic documentation of those that mankind refuses, or is unable, to fully understand within their limited preconceptions of reality. Knowledge that has been rightfully earnt through the liberal shedding of blood, sweat and tears."

So it wants romance novels and documentation of other anomalies, from what you parsed. That's not hard to work with. You shudder at the idea but Venti might be able to supply the first one, to her loathsome credit.

"If I may be crass," You follow in Ashton's verbal footsteps. "Is this because you wish you want to eat them?"

"Lying is a crude method that involves mangling words together in a way that seemingly shares knowledge on a surface level but only wastes the time of both the speaker and the listener." That is the most roundabout way of saying 'yes' you've heard yet.

"Thy judgment is not strictly off point. I do also wish to consume the pages within." Its many insectile feet tip and tap on the floor with veiled excitement. "However! The knowledge held within the bosom of these magnificent works of literature may also be enjoyed through strictly visual means!"
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"As such, I also require my room be decorated with paintings. Preferably handcrafted, instead of replicas upon replicas of those eyes have already seen."

"anything else?"

"At the current moment, that is all I am willing to divulge as to my current desires. I wish to see how you execute the acquisition and creation of the aforementioned items before I desire anymore."

Alright! That's actually reasonable enough. Worst case scenario, you could likely barter with a sponsorship company to get what it wants. LUX, NINTH CHURCH, and ENTERTAINMENT ENTERPRISES (to your knowledge) are the closest companies you have to 'literature and novel' producers.

Ashton lets her shoulders loosen up. Seems like she was tensing up in anticipation for a whole bunch of asinine requests. "thank you very much for the reasonable requests. now, this might be a bit 'crude', but we need to know your age?"

The 'cheeks' of the roly poly's face turn are soon scribbled in a bright shade of red, accompanied by the familiar scratching of pen on paper. "How lewd!!! Why does a fair lady like yourself wish to know such a detail?"

"fair lady...?" Ashton's face takes on its own shade of light red, though it's more out of amusement than actual embarrassment. "golly, vince, did you hear that?"

"Well. Our fair gentleman says he doesn't lie." You cock a smirk as you say that. That actually gets a real blush out of your friend. "No, but seriously, we do need to know how long you've been asleep. Your name is 'ROLY POLY OF EDEN', which implies a certain quantity and quality to your age. If I'm speaking in your preferred lexicology."

"yep! it is a request for a strict, objective assessment of your age. this isn't us trying to imply anything, or to engage in any courting ritual."

ROLY POLY OF EDEN begins to scuttle in place, shifting from side to side with veiled anxiety.

"Are you two certain and true? While I may be against the concept of lying," It gives you a shifty-eyed look as it continues to shuffle. "I would be remised to put trust into people who are lying to me."

"cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye." Ashton places a hand against her chest. "you can trust us. after all, we are willing to converse with you, unlike the others back at the church."

"That is an objective truth that you stated then and there." The ROLY POLY finally stops squirming. "To be as truthfully as I can be, using the chronological markings I have learned over the years, my existence is approximately 700 years old, my good sir."

The number doesn't properly register to you at first. Ashton almost bursts out laughing at the absurd length of time the paper-backed bug said, but she keeps her composure (thankfully).

"700?" You mutter.

"Roughly. Approximately. Within a century or two." The ROLY POLY raises up one of its many legs to shake in a 'so-so' motion. "I have directly seen, or interacted with, those you may only conceptualize as 'historical figures'."
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One of the many pages that makes up its shell lifts up, revealing a tattered piece of yellowed parchment. Ashton leans down to examine what it is. Her eyes immediately light up when she realizes what it is.

"is that part of the american constitution?"

"Correct. This was printed by the fine chaps Dunlap and Claypoole." Its shell continues to unfurl, revealing more and more documentation from centuries ago. Pages from old cooking books, letters written by esteemed figures from at least two hundred years ago, snippets from private diaries, military documentation, occult scribblings, it's hard to find something not there.

"How- How are you still around?" That's the question that hits your brain first. Most of the anomalies you've dealt with are only a few decades old at best (199X). This bug should've resolved ages ago.

"That question has a simple answer. For as long as man continues to strive and err, I shall exist." The bug calmly answers, as if it should've been immediately obvious to you. "And when there is no new knowledge I can easily obtain? I slumber, until the time comes."

Ashton is still staring at the pages that encase the anomaly's body, but she's not really reading what's on them. Her pupils have narrowed into thin slits, with her irises taking on a serpentine sheen. Seems like her curiosity over how the bug's anatomy (if it really has any) functions has overtaken her.

You'll give her some time to do that by distracting the anomaly. You kneel down to look at the bug at eye level. It stares at you with those two beady black 'eyes', wondering what you're doing exactly.

You place two of your old anomaly dossiers down. You have all the necessary information written down somewhere, so you won't really miss these. It reaches down with its mouth to gently tear out the pages that record the most relevant information.

It sets those papers aside before bowing at the remaining paperwork. "Bon appétit." Those are the only words shared before the bug eagerly digs into its meal.

It horks up a bubbling, gelatinous off-blue sludge onto the paperwork. The substance immediately causes the paperwork to begin dissolving into a soft, easy to digest mush. With gusto, it devours the pile of half-corroded paper and mush.

While it's busy doing that, you join Ashton's side to see what exactly is up with the bug's anatomy. She points at the anomaly's many legs. "too many pairs of legs, approximately 46 legs in total. closer to a centipede than a 'pillbug'."

"i know pillbugs have gills on their belly to allow breathing, so those aren't weird, but there shouldn't be eyes there too. look." She shifts the direction of her pen towards the bug's underbelly. You shiver when you spot at least twelve pairs of eyes, all scribbled on, of course, piercing back at you.

"Why isn't it saying anything then?" You whisper to your friend.
"my guess is we're learning by doing this, so it's not going to object because of that." That tracks, you suppose.
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"Any clues how its eyes work?"

"my senses tell me it doesn't 'have' them. those scribbles are all it has." She scratches her chin with one hand as she takes another check. "it's not regular graphite or ink though. you really have to squint but they're made up of something that's moving? like, the graphite particles."

You squint. Hm, she's not wrong. What you assumed to be graphite actually appears to be a colony of very tiny, almost microscopic...things? They're way too small to make out with only the naked eye. The rest of its anatomy seems relatively simplistic, in that there's nothing BUT the paper and the microscopic organisms(?) that make up its eyes.

Ashton peels back as many layers of paper as she can without harming the anomaly, but there's no flesh or chitin or blood. It's all paper, all the way down. After it's done eating the documents you gave it, a new 'layer' of paper swiftly grows on top of the previous top layer. You can even make out most of the words from your old dossier.

So, you highly doubt it can be affected by things that would otherwise affect regular biological organisms. Which is both a good and a bad thing, based on how you look at it.

There's not much else to learn here. The two of you thank the ROLY POLY for its time, which it responds back to with a courteous 'bow' (or something approximating it). Out the cell you go.

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WORK RESULT WAS NEUTRAL!
ROLY POLY OF EDEN MOOD: 190/200 (Was at 175/200 prior to being fed.)
NOTES:
-The anomaly didn't particularly care either way about most of your work orders. Feeding it was the only action that affected its MOOD.
-Its anatomy is strictly paper based, with no signs of organic material. You need to handle it like it's paper moreso than a bug.
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"OW. OW. OW. OW." "Stand still, okay?!" Seems like Edward is still doing his best to get all of the gunk out of SACA's joints. He's done a good job peeling most of it off but there's still bits of it clinging in the deepest recesses of SACA's arm.

"Ashton, tag in for him."

"uhm, i'm not really that good with machines." Ashton sheepishly smiles. "i'm better with organic stuff, you know."

"It'll just be for a bit. Just keep SACA still so she doesn't break something."

"alright, alright, i can do that. see ya." She takes one step before pausing. "hey, so when you said i was a fine lady, were you saying that for the anomaly's sake oooorrrr?"

"I never said that and there's no documented proof there was." Is it getting warm in here? "Hey! Edward! Your turn again."

Edward wipes away the bits of ice-cold bile clinging to his gloves. "Hm? Oh, right, right. We got that weird telescope to deal with. On my way. C'mon, Ash." And so, you swap coworkers, working with Edward yet again. SACA will get her time in the spotlight when you work on some other anomalies.

"Already read the dossier. You didn't really work on it much last time, did you?"

"There was a lot of shit going on yesterday. Can you blame me?"
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"Nah, I don't. Heck, I think it's pretty ballsy of you to work on what? Seven anomalies at once? One of these days, something's gotta breach."

You admit that you've had a lot of close calls. Mostly with 199X, but there's a good chance one of your anomalies will try breaching by the end of the day. It's a matter of probability if nothing else.

One step at a time, though. That's all you can do. You prepare for whatever might be going on inside of that telescope's cell. Edward hasn't said anything but he's already drawn his gun. It's a sleek if schizophrenic looking firearm, looking like it came straight out of the mind of a particularly deranged fish more than any human.

At least it's not any weirder than a telescope that can burn through metal.

https://youtu.be/99gunn8xe2E - EDIS REHTO EHT

You almost immediately vomit once you cross through the airlock. It's not even because of any particular smell or sight or noise. Something is fundamentally, physically off-putting about the containment cell. Edward is faring a lot better but even he seems to pick up on that inherently off-putting 'air' inside the cell.

The documents on the walls, which are all lined with mentally disturbed scribbling, are noticeably unharmed by whatever caused the damage to the backmost wall. It doesn't take a genius to put two and two together that the telescope itself was the cause, but the exact mechanism is still alien to you.

The false stars above you float around listlessly, vibrating with an anxious energy, or perhaps rage? You're no star reader so it's up in the air what it's trying to say. The radio, the other half of THE OTHER SIDE, is screeching a series of numbers and static that's practically incoherent.

Something tells you that you probably would've been better off working on this anomaly more. Whoops. Oh well, we all make mistakes.

"Khm." Edward reached into his pocket to grab a small series of burnt-smelling notes. "Here. The doctors told me to give you this." Oh! Right, you gave them some samples to study. Maybe this will help.

MEDIC RESEARCH
-The paint samples you gave us had higher than ordinary levels of highly radioactive isotopes. Strangely *stable* despite the inherent contradiction between 'stable' and 'radioactive'. It gains as much atomic mass as it sloughes off from decay, seemingly absorbing matter from other sources. I lost a good chunk of my skin just by touching one without gloves.
-We detected a series of particular symbols carved into the samples you made. Each is a series of complex pictograms made of approximately six to eight lines. It's a language of sorts. We figured that much, but attempting to draw them? Well. We had to put out a good handful of fires.

It's not a lot to work with, but it's better than nothing. They even included a small example of the 'language' that they found in the paint. No wonder why the paper smells like it's partially burnt.

"Never liked GIMELs, truth be told."
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"They're always nightmares to work with." His voice oozes distain that comes from years of experience with these kinds of anomalies. "If the average anomaly is weird, then GIMELs are even weirder. Don't even expect the unexpected with these freaks."

THE OTHER SIDE MOOD: **!?%!

Time to do some damage control. How do you wish to tend to this ornery telescope/radio? Choose four work orders.

COMMUNICATION
>You haven't checked the radio before. Try to establish contact with anyone or anything using it. (Might be a waste of time, might not.)
>Attempt to communicate to the anomaly in its own 'language'. Dim your heart. (DC 105, +46 to roll. This would be borderline impossible without EDWARD.)
>Lighten the mood with a joke request. You have two anomalous teens who want to see 'THE OTHER SIDE'. Get it? Eh? Eh? (Hopefully the anomaly is one for humor. Maybe it'll help with DEERFOX SHADE/199X.)
>Ask the anomaly about its creator. What are its feelings towards them? Any resentment for being ditched? Any attachment, even?
>Your gut tells you this has to do with ignoring it. Apologize to it and ask it what you can do to rectify this problem.
>Try to establish an actual proper line of communication with the anomaly. Text won't do. Maybe morse code? (You may write in suggestions.)

EXAMINATION
>It almost feels like it's too obvious of a choice, but check out the scorched metal. What the hell happened here?
>Peer at it with MAD WORLD. Does a telescope even have an aura? What else might you see? (???PASSAUTOPASSAUTO???)
>Crack open the radio. What do its insides look like? Are there any foreign parts you should extract? (DC 65, +30 to roll.)
>Analyze what the false stars are doing. What are they, actually? What are the constellations trying to say? (DC 70, +43 to roll.)
>Set up the telescope. Look through its lens at the 'night sky'. You wanna see what kind of strange stars you'll see for the telescope.
>Focus on the NUMBER STATION playing. What is it trying to communicate? (DC 65, +30 to roll.)

STIMULI/MISC
>Try to read its 'memories' using ESTABLISHING SHOT. If it worked on humans, maybe it could work on an anomaly? (-MENTAL HEALTH. Might have a chance to backfire. ++ANOMALY INFORMATION? +???)
>Take a break. Stare at the false night sky being projected in the air. Chit-chat to Edward while at it. (You may write in any specific questions you got.)
>You still got some paint left over. Paint a rough depiction of the starry night sky for the anomaly, as a gesture of good will.
>Hang something in front of the TELESCOPE's lens, and wait for it to shine its strange light on it. (May have unpredictable results. May help you figure out WHAT happened here.)
>Clean and polish the radio and telescope with your supplies. Safe, simple, effective.
>Crank the temperature in the room all the way down. Space is 'cold', so maybe the anomaly will like 'cold' too?

>Write in?

Would've posted earlier. Fell asleep. It is what it is.
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>>6471237
>Your gut tells you this has to do with ignoring it. Apologize to it and ask it what you can do to rectify this problem.
>Peer at it with MAD WORLD. Does a telescope even have an aura? What else might you see? (???PASSAUTOPASSAUTO???)
>Focus on the NUMBER STATION playing. What is it trying to communicate? (DC 65, +30 to roll.)
>Set up the telescope. Look through its lens at the 'night sky'. You wanna see what kind of strange stars you'll see for the telescope.
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>>6471237
>Your gut tells you this has to do with ignoring it. Apologize to it and ask it what you can do to rectify this problem.
Tell it exactly what happened during the shift of its intake. The story is so schizophrenic that it might appease the anomaly.
>Try to establish an actual proper line of communication with the anomaly. Text won't do. Maybe morse code?
>Crack open the radio. What do its insides look like? Are there any foreign parts you should extract? (DC 65, +30 to roll.)
>Analyze what the false stars are doing. What are they, actually? What are the constellations trying to say? (DC 70, +43 to roll.)
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>>6471237
>>Focus on the NUMBER STATION playing. What is it trying to communicate? (DC 65, +30 to roll.)
>Attempt to communicate to the anomaly in its own 'language'. Dim your heart. (DC 105, +46 to roll. This would be borderline impossible without EDWARD.)
>Clean and polish the radio and telescope with your supplies. Safe, simple, effective.
>Peer at it with MAD WORLD. Does a telescope even have an aura? What else might you see? (???PASSAUTOPASSAUTO???)
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>>6471237
>You haven't checked the radio before. Try to establish contact with anyone or anything using it. (Might be a waste of time, might not.)
>Lighten the mood with a joke request. You have two anomalous teens who want to see 'THE OTHER SIDE'. Get it? Eh? Eh? (Hopefully the anomaly is one for humor. Maybe it'll help with DEERFOX SHADE/199X.)
>Peer at it with MAD WORLD. Does a telescope even have an aura? What else might you see? (???PASSAUTOPASSAUTO???)
>Hang something in front of the TELESCOPE's lens, and wait for it to shine its strange light on it. (May have unpredictable results. May help you figure out WHAT happened here.)
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>>6471237
>Lighten the mood with a joke request. You have two anomalous teens who want to see 'THE OTHER SIDE'. Get it? Eh? Eh? (Hopefully the anomaly is one for humor. Maybe it'll help with DEERFOX SHADE/199X.)
>Analyze what the false stars are doing. What are they, actually? What are the constellations trying to say? (DC 70, +43 to roll.)
>Peer at it with MAD WORLD. Does a telescope even have an aura? What else might you see? (???PASSAUTOPASSAUTO???)
>Your gut tells you this has to do with ignoring it. Apologize to it and ask it what you can do to rectify this problem.
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>>6471237
>Attempt to communicate to the anomaly in its own 'language'. Dim your heart. (DC 105, +46 to roll. This would be borderline impossible without EDWARD.)
>Your gut tells you this has to do with ignoring it. Apologize to it and ask it what you can do to rectify this problem.
>It almost feels like it's too obvious of a choice, but check out the scorched metal. What the hell happened here?
>Analyze what the false stars are doing. What are they, actually? What are the constellations trying to say? (DC 70, +43 to roll.)
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>>6471252
+1
Tell the wild story
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>>6471237
>You haven't checked the radio before. Try to establish contact with anyone or anything using it. (Might be a waste of time, might not.)
>Attempt to communicate to the anomaly in its own 'language'. Dim your heart. (DC 105, +46 to roll. This would be borderline impossible without EDWARD.)

>It almost feels like it's too obvious of a choice, but check out the scorched metal. What the hell happened here?
>Crack open the radio. What do its insides look like? Are there any foreign parts you should extract? (DC 65, +30 to roll.)
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

APOLOGIZE: 5
MAD WORLD: 4
FALSE STARS: 4
OWN LANGAUGE: 3
CRACK OPEN RADIO: 3
COMMUNICATION OVER RADIO: 2
JOKE REQUEST: 2
SCORCHED: 2
NUMBER STATION: 2
LOOK THROUGH TELESCOPE: 1
PROPER COMMUNICATION: 1
SHINE LIGHT: 1
CLEAN: 1

The three topmost options are all pretty set in stone, but we do have two options tied for fourth place, and both requires skill checks so yada yada. Gonna break the tie with a coin flip. Hopefully we'll be back on a standard schedule from here on out.

1 = SPEAK IN ITS LANGUAGE (far harder, but more rewarding?)
2 = CRACK OPEN RADIO (far easier)

>>6471298
HE
NEVER
LOSES.

YOU
WILL
LOSE.
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AIGHT! Three anons, time to roll 1d100+46. Let's hope that good luck you had from the last work order is still around.

LANGUAGE OF THE STARS (DC 105, +46 to roll)
0 SUCCESSES??: Did you know what words can burn? Turns out they can! (This avenue gives you a lot of enlightening information about the anomaly. Metaphorically and literally. ---PHYSICAL HEALTH.)
1 SUCCESS: Gwuh. Okay, this isn't going anywhere. You're not setting this room aflame for the sake of a telescope. (You had to cut off the experiment before much happens. --PHYSICAL HEALTH. You get fragments of information, at best.)
2 SUCCESSES: Communication has been established in the roughest sense of the term. You're going to need to study this more to go anywhere, but your hair's not in fire!
3 SUCCESSES: "I've seen this symbol before." Edward gestures towards what looks like a child's drawing. "Never could figure out what it meant." (A glimpse of something beyond the veil is uncovered. This 'language' you found might be an amazing avenue for profit.)
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Rolled 11 + 46 (1d100 + 46)

>>6471569
BIG MONEY
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Rolled 62 + 46 (1d100 + 46)

>>6471569
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Rolled 39 + 46 (1d100 + 46)

>>6471569
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1 SUCCESS. Pretty nasty, but there's a way you can salvage this if you want to. Might as well allow you to use whatever items you got lying around.

I'd consider this you trying to get information about the sigil-based language, and you got some flowers that'll let you reroll any dice that involve gathering information sooo

Wanna use them? (You got 3 CRIMSON BLOODRED FLOWERS)
>YES. Only one.
>YES. Two, for both failed dice.
>NO. One success is fine.
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>>6471585
>>YES. Two, for both failed dice.
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>>6471585
>YES. Two, for both failed dice.
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Rolled 28, 98 + 46 = 172 (2d100 + 46)

You know what, to get things moving along, I'll say two votes is enough. We're eating two of those flowers and we'll see what happens from there.

Writing now.
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>>6471610
WOOOO
WE WIN
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You're mostly grasping at straws with this anomaly. It's not that there's a dead end you've reached, but the only 'obvious' choice seems to be the most dangerous one as well.

Peering through the telescope might liquefy your brain until all you can babble about is nonsensical gibbering about guns, or treats, or whatever the remnants of your grey matter latches onto. What's a task that's both safe AND easy to perform? Talking to it is the first thing that springs to your mind. It's not like it could hurt.

"Do you usually stare into the void like that?"

"It's called 'planning', Edward." Wow, you did not mean to sound that snappy. Edward brushes off the comment with not so much as a reaction.

"'THE OTHER SIDE'. I'm going to be level with you. I have absolutely no idea if you can understand me." The agent leans against the wall right next to the airlock. "From personal experience, communicating with the subcategory you best fit in is like talking to any other inanimate object. A waste of everyone's time."

"However! It never hurts to be nice. It's only the right thing to do, and it encourages the behavior we want from you. On behalf of our mutual acquaintance, I wish to offer an apology. It must be lonely in here."

One of the papers taped to the wall flutters. That's at least some kind of reaction!

"It's nothing against you, per se." You do your best attempt at 'smiling'. "There was so much going on last shift that my attention was divided five different ways."

You recap the previous shift to the best of your ability. You're not going to leave anything out unless it would be actively harmful to mention. At first, Edward's guess was absolutely correct. There's not even a hint of a reaction coming from the telescope or the radio. Talking to a brickwall would be a more worthwhile use of your time.

That changes once your recap begins to go over weirder and weirder events. The incoherent broadcast of random numbers and letters coming from the radio soon smooths over into a melody you've heard before. It's one of those songs you'd always hear when flipping through radio channels but you can't place a name on it.

It's a blend of late 90s eurodance and 80s synth pop. The longer you listen to it, the more you worry that it might be anomalously harmful. You check on Edward to see if he's being affected by it. All he's doing is tapping his foot along to it, so hopefully it's fine?

You finish recapping your previous shift to the anomaly. Hm. The telescope must've moved by itself while you were talking. It is now facing the opposite way, pointing at you and the agent. There's not much else of a 'reaction' from it beyond that. The fact you're still alive has to be a good sign! You'll take what you can get!

"Could've been worse. Hm. Hold on." He seems to be focused on the telescope's lens now. You don't see anything particularly out of the ordinary from over here. It does give you a certain M.A.D (get it?) idea.
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The cheap, flimsy eclipse glasses are now freed from the depths of your satchel. You slide them on with ease, letting your vision be washed over by a sea of monochromatic grey. Only two specks of color linger in this new paradigm of reality: Edward's aura and the previously invisible pictograms seared into the two parts of the anomaly.

The agent's aura is a singular shade and hue, with no gaps for any other light to shine through. A suffocating, smothering blanket of grey that you've only seen once before. Whenever you close your eyes, whenever you shield your gaze from the world, that is the shade of grey you see.

The pictograms are similar to the sample sigil that the doctors left on their report. Each one is different from the last, with no immediately obvious pattern to any of them. Some consist of curved, fluid lines that might resemble Latin letters written in cursive, while others are sharp and jagged lines that might mirror kanji or Hangul (if barely).

As expected (or unexpected?) for an anomalous object, there's no actual aura to it. The closest to one that you can sense is that there's a faint trickling light coming from the end of the telescope. You suppose you'd have to actually look in there some time, but not...

No, wait. The- You'll call them STAR GLYPHS until you can think of a better name. The STAR GLYPHS each have their own faint, trickling auras blanketing them. Most are a blur of too many colors but a handful are surrounded in an ominous shade of red. Comforting!

Maybe that's where the 'consciousness' of the telescope and radio are. The objects themselves might be a vessel for the glyphs, or what made them. Perhaps you should take 'THE OTHER SIDE' as a more literal description? Hm. Maybe further research would help there.

"Ey, Vince." Edward's voice snaps you out of your daze. "I need a second opinion. Are the stars lookin' at us? Because whatever it is, I know someone's lookin' at me. There's that tingle on the back of my neck, you know the one."

You check the ceiling since you already have M.A.D WORLD equipped. You immediately realize the stars are still in color unlike the rest of the monochromatic world. They sparkle and shine with ethereal colors that you have never seen before in your life. There are terms that could partially describe what colors they shine in but they'd all fall flat.

It pales in comparison to what you're actually seeing, but 'a smothered teal extracted from the iris of a dying man' is the least poetic, straightforward description your mind can think of. Alright! New property discovered, it has...

Your thoughts are failing you. Your attention is solely focused on the colors above.

You should probably take these glasses off! That's definitely not a good sign. Yet your hands refuse to move from their current position.

Surely, it wouldn't hurt to stay here for a while.

This might've actually happened if Edward wasn't around. The glasses are snatched right off your face.
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Your shoulder loosen, apparently having been tense while you were staring up there. The false stars are now shrouded in hues that your mind can comprehend. Most of them are blueish-green in hue but a select handful are Nicole-esque pink.

"Alright. New rule. You're not wearing these in here." He shakes the glasses in front of your face. "Got it?"

"Duly noted." You blink a bunch to get the remnants of the unspeakable colors out of your eyes. You're going to have to commit the glyphs you saw to memory then.

That stars mimic your own blinking, flickering on and off in a series of patterns that are clearly intentional. Your brain automatically filters it as morse code and the longer you examine them, the more you're able to parse.

"You know any morse code?"

"I know a lot, man. Playing piano, translating morse code, brewing the right cup of coffee, killing a man in one hit. Real renaissance man over here."

All it takes is one glimpse of the stars for him to translate it. "First couple dots read OBSERVER, then it stops for a little bit there. The rest of it says JUDGEINRETURN." He suddenly finds looking at his boots a lot more appealing.

"Never really liked stargazin', you know. The stars are pretty but they're only that: pretty. I never got why people obsessed over them as anything worth hootin' and hollerin' over"

"A pretty lady I used to fool around with who'd always talk about how beautiful the stars are. Every night, she'd tell me to look up at them, to admire them with her." He breathes a long sigh like he's exhaling a long puff of cigarette smoke. "Every time I look at the stars, her voice's always there. Right on the edge of inaudibility."

"I never got why she always wanted to look at 'em. She said somethin' like this whenever I asked her, 'What if there was more out there? What kind of life might exist out there?', like aliens would be the coolest thing in the world to see."

"Call me borin' but, like, we have weird stuff here on earth. We don't need to put a space-themed glaze over somethin' weird for it to still be 'interesting."

"Did she die or somethin'?" The question might be a bit callous but he'll probably take it on the chin. You have genuinely no idea why he's bringing it up otherwise.

"Nah. Nothin' more than a memory my brain refuses to let go of. Anomalies have a nasty habit of doing that once you look at 'em long enough." Huh. Is he describing attunement? He only seems to have a negative view of whatever the anomaly is representing, but then again, you attune to HARD TIMES. You don't call that relationship 'pleasant'.

"My guess, hoss? Whatever wacko spawned this anomaly must've been real paranoid over what could exist out there. I can almost SEE distant planets in those fake stars. Gotta squint a lot to see 'em but they're there, trust me."

"Actually, the constellations up-" "Lemme guess, their shapes are glyphs." "Bingo."

Okay! Now you have to figure out what the hell these glyphs are!
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>2 SUCCESSES!

You got a crash course of various types of letters and scripts from Edward. From what of his rambling explanations you can commit to memory, he had to learn over a dozen languages during his line as an agent due to the globe-trotting nature of his line of work.

The glyphs are not in any human language, or if they are, they've been bastardized to the point of illegibility. Despite neither of you actually knowing the language the glyphs are for, a very rudimentary meaning lingers in the back of both of your subconscious minds. Only the most simple of symbols grant you this luxury.

'Fullness', 'Absence', 'Forward', 'Acknowledgment'. Simple one letter 'words' that can be intuited by their shapes, such as 'forward' having many sharp, jagged lines blooming from a singular point. You cobble together as many as you can into something resembling a 'language' but it's woefully inadequate.

"Never had to draw glyphs before, but here." Edward presents a clipboard to the telescope's 'lens'. On the clipboard is a rough carving he made of one of the more complex STAR GLYPHS you described seeing on the telescope. The paper is already melting from having a rough imitation of a complex glyph on it but it'll have to do.

THE OTHER SIDE appears to register what he's trying to do. A dim light 'builds' along the lens, like the light is a particularly thick fluid. Edward pushes the clipboard closer while twisting his body to the side as to not be in the telescope's line of sight.

Good instincts too, since a muffled flash of light comes from the lens not a moment sooner, like the telescope confused itself for a camera. The flash is over in an instant. When the agent pulls the clipboard to the side, the 'paper' on it has transformed into a completely different material. It is glass-like, brittle and inflexible, while being as thin as the paper it once was.

Another glyph is on it. It resembles a crooked V that has two circles conjoined at the top of the symbol. You can only tell it's meant to be positive. The actual meaning is lost to you.

"It's all greek to me." Edward sticks his tongue out. You can't even pretend to roll your eyes at that. For now, you've done all you could over here. Time to get outta dodge.

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THE WORK RESULT WAS NEUTRAL
THE OTHER SIDE MOOD: ???
NOTES:
-Communication is possible now, but it will be archaic and like pulling teeth.
-Studying the false stars will help you figure out its INSIGHT HINTs. They seem to be the easiest part to 'talk' to, out of the whole anomaly
-These sigils must have a creator. Looking up the creator of the anomaly, the former NASA employee, should make that path easier.
-The light it produces can transmute matter. Changing or filtering the light could alter what it converts materials into. Could be a profitable path.
----

Back in your lab, everything seems as it should be, for what that's worth. Nothing's on fire quite yet so that's a boon in your books.
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SACA has been burning time by cleaning up what little there is to clean. It's mostly dust and traces of mold from previous experiments, but it's appreciated.

Ashton is back to studying Redmond. She's really drawn to that fella, huh?

TIME TOKENS: 22

Christ! You really haven't even done anything this shift, and it has felt like it's been ages. Choose another four actions.

ANOMALY (all cost 1d2-1 TIME TOKENS.)
>Enter HARD TIMES' cell. Work, to earn the right to work.
>Visit LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
>Keep STATIC ANGLERFISH in check. It is a wild, predatory animal. Treat it as such.
>Enter WHAT NEVER WAS's cell. Maybe an in-person examination will actually get you some information.

RESEARCH
>Boot up STATIC BOUND ISOLA's dimensional hopping machine. You gotta work on this sponsorship sooner. (-1 TIME TOKEN. Will have a follow-up choice on picking what dimension you'll head to.)
>Try to create some vision-boosting items with SUNSHINE YELLOW BLOOD + BIOLUMINESCENT BACTERIA! (-1 TIME TOKEN. Will provide an assortment of prototypes to refine.)
>Work on studying the various samples you got from LOST SINCE 199X. Might as well get this done while you still got the time. (-1d2-1 TIME TOKENS, DC 68, +17 to roll. Reveals data on up to three samples!)
>You got this HARVESTER IDOL last shift, and you still know nothing about it. Study it. (-1 TIME TOKEN. Ashton will be a great help here.)
>Study several of your ARTIFACT GIFTS. You still don't know a lot about that gear, gas mask or guitar you got. (-1 TIME TOKEN, DC 70, +15 to roll. Reveals data on several of your relatively new ARTIFACT GIFTS!)
>Examine all of those weird samples you got from LORD OF MOLD. The moldy, the better, as they say. (-1d2 TIME TOKENS. Offers you some insight into your CIGARETTE MOLD product.)
>Study the language THE OTHER SIDE 'speaks' in. If it's able to burn whatever it's written on, what else can it do? (DC 100, +50 to roll.)

BUSY WORK
>Fabricate some new lenses to slot over MAD WORLD. What kind of strange things could you see if you messed with the lenses? (-1 TIME TOKEN, DC 70, +24 to roll.)
>Grow something that ISN'T MOLD for once. More specifically, WIRE FLOWERS. (-1d2-1 TIME TOKEN, unlocks a RESEARCH action.)
>Cook some WINE-SOAKED SANDWICHES, OBSCURA GEL and BLOODRED STEW. You'll need as much healing as you can for later. (-2 TIME TOKENS.)
>You still want to create a copy of ACCUMULATED PAST, and you got some anomalous items that can copy things. (-2 TIME TOKENS. DC 86, +22 to roll. Has a chance of creating another very strong item.)
>MOLD. COOK UP MORE MOLD. (-1d2 TIME TOKENS. Does what it says on the tin.)
>Search up anything you can about THE OTHER SIDE's 'creator'. (-1d3 TIME TOKENS. Won't take a skill check, but it will take a lot of time.)
>Start on BLACKWELL's interviews. The sooner this is done, the better. (-1 TIME TOKEN. You may write in which coworker to talk to, or leave it up to chance.)

MISC
>Write in?
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>>6471741
>Visit LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
>Keep STATIC ANGLERFISH in check. It is a wild, predatory animal. Treat it as such.
>Boot up STATIC BOUND ISOLA's dimensional hopping machine. You gotta work on this sponsorship sooner. (-1 TIME TOKEN. Will have a follow-up choice on picking what dimension you'll head to.)
>Start on BLACKWELL's interviews. The sooner this is done, the better. (-1 TIME TOKEN. Edward.)
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>>6471741
>Keep STATIC ANGLERFISH in check. It is a wild, predatory animal. Treat it as such.
Beat the shit out of this prick before he gets any ideas.
>Visit LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
We gotta bite the bullet fellas. This thing needs addressed.
>Boot up STATIC BOUND ISOLA's dimensional hopping machine. You gotta work on this sponsorship sooner. (-1 TIME TOKEN. Will have a follow-up choice on picking what dimension you'll head to.)
Our contractual obligation. We need two, so let’s get her done.
>Start on BLACKWELL's interviews. The sooner this is done, the better. (-1 TIME TOKEN. You may write in which coworker to talk to, or leave it up to chance.)
Our other contractual obligation. I think Ashton would be… okay-ish with it?
If SACA is an option let’s do her. Because it’s funny.
Edward is a loose cannon with a nasty past. No way are we interviewing him without pissing him off for the rest of the day.
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>>6471741
>Visit LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
>Keep STATIC ANGLERFISH in check. It is a wild, predatory animal. Treat it as such.
>Boot up STATIC BOUND ISOLA's dimensional hopping machine. You gotta work on this sponsorship sooner. (-1 TIME TOKEN. Will have a follow-up choice on picking what dimension you'll head to.)
>Start on BLACKWELL's interviews. The sooner this is done, the better. (-1 TIME TOKEN. You may write in which coworker to talk to, or leave it up to chance.)
Definitely SACA.
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>>6471741
>Visit LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
>Keep STATIC ANGLERFISH in check. It is a wild, predatory animal. Treat it as such.

>Boot up STATIC BOUND ISOLA's dimensional hopping machine. You gotta work on this sponsorship sooner. (-1 TIME TOKEN. Will have a follow-up choice on picking what dimension you'll head to.)
>>Try to create some vision-boosting items with SUNSHINE YELLOW BLOOD + BIOLUMINESCENT BACTERIA! (-1 TIME TOKEN. Will provide an assortment of prototypes to refine.)
>You got this HARVESTER IDOL last shift, and you still know nothing about it. Study it. (-1 TIME TOKEN. Ashton will be a great help here.)
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>>6471741
>>Keep STATIC ANGLERFISH in check. It is a wild, predatory animal. Treat it as such.
It's cell is in terrible shape. We need to get a handle on it before it breaches.
>>Enter WHAT NEVER WAS's cell. Maybe an in-person examination will actually get you some information.

>Study several of your ARTIFACT GIFTS. You still don't know a lot about that gear, gas mask or guitar you got. (-1 TIME TOKEN, DC 70, +15 to roll. Reveals data on several of your relatively new ARTIFACT GIFTS!)
The gift we do know how to use have been extraordinarily useful.

>Fabricate some new lenses to slot over MAD WORLD. What kind of strange things could you see if you messed with the lenses? (-1 TIME TOKEN, DC 70, +24 to roll.)
We use these things all the time. More functionality will doubtless be useful.
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>>6471741
>Visit LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
>Keep STATIC ANGLERFISH in check. It is a wild, predatory animal. Treat it as such.
>Try to create some vision-boosting items with SUNSHINE YELLOW BLOOD + BIOLUMINESCENT BACTERIA! (-1 TIME TOKEN. Will provide an assortment of prototypes to refine.)
>Cook some WINE-SOAKED SANDWICHES, OBSCURA GEL and BLOODRED STEW. You'll need as much healing as you can for later. (-2 TIME TOKENS.)
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>>6471741
>Work on studying the various samples you got from LOST SINCE 199X. Might as well get this done while you still got the time. (-1d2-1 TIME TOKENS, DC 68, +17 to roll. Reveals data on up to three samples!)
>Study the language THE OTHER SIDE 'speaks' in. If it's able to burn whatever it's written on, what else can it do? (DC 100, +50 to roll.)
>Grow something that ISN'T MOLD for once. More specifically, WIRE FLOWERS. (-1d2-1 TIME TOKEN, unlocks a RESEARCH action.)
>Keep STATIC ANGLERFISH in check. It is a wild, predatory animal. Treat it as such.
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>>6471741
>Study the language THE OTHER SIDE 'speaks' in. If it's able to burn whatever it's written on, what else can it do? (DC 100, +50 to roll.)
While the iron is hot.
>Start on BLACKWELL's interviews. The sooner this is done, the better. (-1 TIME TOKEN. You may write in which coworker to talk to, or leave it up to chance.)
See if either will volunteer, if not bribe Ashton with meat.
>Write in? Ask Lil Miss Sunshine to schedule afternoon tea later today, since she is all about social obligations, and she takes the form of a victorian-esque lady of high status(?), perhaps we can use her social obligations to manufacture an encounter on our terms rather than at her whims.
>Boot up STATIC BOUND ISOLA's dimensional hopping machine. You gotta work on this sponsorship sooner. (-1 TIME TOKEN. Will have a follow-up choice on picking what dimension you'll head to.)
I want to finish our sponsorships so we don't end up in a time crunch later. Maybe ask 199x if he is interested in going since the last one seemed related to him.
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>>6471741
>>Examine all of those weird samples you got from LORD OF MOLD. The moldy, the better, as they say. (-1d2 TIME TOKENS. Offers you some insight into your CIGARETTE MOLD product.)
>Cook some WINE-SOAKED SANDWICHES, OBSCURA GEL and BLOODRED STEW. You'll need as much healing as you can for later. (-2 TIME TOKENS.)
>You got this HARVESTER IDOL last shift, and you still know nothing about it. Study it. (-1 TIME TOKEN. Ashton will be a great help here.)
>Study several of your ARTIFACT GIFTS. You still don't know a lot about that gear, gas mask or guitar you got. (-1 TIME TOKEN, DC 70, +15 to roll. Reveals data on several of your relatively new ARTIFACT GIFTS!)
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>>6471741
>Keep STATIC ANGLERFISH in check. It is a wild, predatory animal. Treat it as such.
Clean that fucking fish’s sty-ass cell before it breaches.

>Visit LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
-Oh, so *now* the lady wishes to be intruded upon? Do explain on the way in that she clearly wanted her privacy. Who were you to deny it?

>Cook some WINE-SOAKED SANDWICHES, OBSCURA GEL and BLOODRED STEW. You'll need as much healing as you can for later. (-2 TIME TOKENS.)
Prepare…

>Examine all of those weird samples you got from LORD OF MOLD. The moldy, the better, as they say. (-1d2 TIME TOKENS. Offers you some insight into your CIGARETTE MOLD product.)
Should probably do this before we get a visit from him.

I imagine that WHAT NEVER WAS is the rare sort of anomaly that actually *favors* those who ignore it. We can do a first examination later when we don’t have 50 other things breathing down our necks.
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>>6471741
>Visit LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
>Keep STATIC ANGLERFISH in check. It is a wild, predatory animal. Treat it as such.
>Cook some WINE-SOAKED SANDWICHES, OBSCURA GEL and BLOODRED STEW. You'll need as much healing as you can for later. (-2 TIME TOKENS.)>Start on BLACKWELL's interviews. The sooner this is done, the better. (-1 TIME TOKEN. You may write in which coworker to talk to, or leave it up to chance.)
>Start on BLACKWELL's interviews. The sooner this is done, the better. (-1 TIME TOKEN. You may write in which coworker to talk to, or leave it up to chance.)
-SACA
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>>6471741
>Try to create some vision-boosting items with SUNSHINE YELLOW BLOOD + BIOLUMINESCENT BACTERIA! (-1 TIME TOKEN. Will provide an assortment of prototypes to refine.)
Useful for anglerfish and deerfox
>Keep STATIC ANGLERFISH in check. It is a wild, predatory animal. Treat it as such.
>Work on studying the various samples you got from LOST SINCE 199X. Might as well get this done while you still got the time. (-1d2-1 TIME TOKENS, DC 68, +17 to roll. Reveals data on up to three samples!)

>Start on BLACKWELL's interviews. The sooner this is done, the better. (-1 TIME TOKEN. You may write in which coworker to talk to, or leave it up to chance.)
SACA because it's funny
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Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d2)

STATIC ANGLERFISH: 10
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE: 7 (S8R did also vote to deal with LMS but by delaying it, so consider this a 7.5)
BLACKWELL: 6
STATIC BOUND ISOLA: 5
COOK: 4
VISION BOOSTING: 3
NEW LANGUAGE: 2
LORD OF MOLD: 2
199X SAMPLES: 2
IDOL: 2
GIFTS: 2
WHAT NEVER WAS: 1
NEW LENSES: 1
FLOWERS: 1

We got a whole bunch of choices but thankfully, no tiebreaks have to be done. We're going to be dealing with our contractual obligations before moving in to deal with two particularly ornery animals. Out of the people who voted for BLACKWELL, most picked SACA, so we're going to be interviewing the robot. Writing, after I roll to see how many time tokens you're spending on your anomalies (same as last time, 1 = NONE, 2 = ONE TOKEN)

>>6471909
>if not bribe Ashton with meat.
That's what she said.
>Maybe ask 199x if he is interested in going since the last one seemed related to him.
You did get sent to a simulacrum of his past, but it's unlikely ISOLA would accept you cheesing their sponsorship by visiting the same place multiple times.

>>6472029
>Oh, so *now* the lady wishes to be intruded upon
[Is it not within a cat's nature to beckon for the door to be open, only to recoil at the mere sight of the opened doorway?]

>>6472074
You will spend your HUG POINTS on Outarex and you WILL make her happy. Lest you want a containment breach.
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>>6472123
Oh, that isn’t what I truly think; ‘tis merely the attitude we should affect - make it abundantly clear to her that our delay in visiting her today is entirely due to her little privacy ploy backfiring.
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Yay! Corporate sponsorships! Dancing around like a monkey being poked with a sharp stick is fun! Bleh. The sooner you get these done, the sooner you can actually do what you wanna do. Like growing mold, or hanging out with people you've grown to tolerate being around, or literally anything else your mind can conjure up.

A brief wave of nausea overtakes you. You have so much to do and so much to keep track of, it's almost impossible to keep it all in memory. Okay. Narrow it down. That's how you'll handle this: Interview one of your coworkers. Deal with ISOLA's dimension hoping. Tame STATIC ANGLERFISH. Rendezvous with Little Miss Sunshine. Bam. Easy.

You'll leave the anomalies for later. They haven't breached yet, and if they somehow do? Edward and Ashton are armed to the teeth. SACA has more in common with an industrial crusher than a human fighter. You'll be fine. Probably. Most likely. No flaws or possibilities of error in this plan.

That does leave you with one question: who to interview? You pace around your lab while you narrow down who you should interview. Talking to Edward sounds like it'd be a coin flip on whether he'd laugh it off with or without popping a bullet in your head. You're perfectly content with the absence of a exit wound in the back of your head.

Ashton? She's probably one of the few coworkers here you can say, with no disclaimers or qualifications, that you can trust. Her only real flaw is something inherent to her very being, and it can easily be appeased with that pile of viscera and giblets you bought from FEASTS.

It also makes the prospect of subjugating her to the interview a bit of a rough sell. You're absolutely certain it'd involve disclosing her status as a Harvester. You do have the wine cellar to retreat into, should the time come, but you would rather save that for later.

SACA? SACA is a solid loophole in the sponsorship. All it stated is that you must interview 'COWORKERS', which is a pretty vague term once you stretch it out wide enough. SACA is your coworker, and she is also a mass-produced ARC robot who you only call 'she' out of convenience. 'It' feels too impartial given the automaton can actually speak to you.

"SACA!" You wave in the robot's general direction as you find a place to sit down at. "I need to talk to you for a second!"

Edward has an idea about what you're doing and he swiftly disengages from the situation. He scratches his stubble-covered chin as he pretends to be very invested in the contents of a jar of BLACK BILE. You're not hearing from him for a while, that's for sure.

Even if you were blind and deaf, you'd know SACA was approaching. There's a lot of charm points to her but stealth is not one of them. That new frame you got her only managed to soften her movements from 'inaudibly loud' to 'annoyingly loud'.

"YES. WHAT: WORK ORDER DO I NEED TO ACCOMPLISH? WE HAVE: EXCESSIVE TIME AND A NOTICABLE LACK OF: PRODUCITIVE ACTIONS ACCOMPLISHED."
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Youch. You'd say you did a good job with LOST SINCE 199X and THE OTHER SIDE. You even figured out there's a whole other language one of your anomalies speaks in. Something otherworldly! Even if you have no idea what any of it means or if it has any practical application.

Okay you're starting to see why she might see your previous actions as unproductive. Still! You've made progress-

A warm, slightly calloused hand taps the side of your face. "earth to vincent. dork."

"Hey, don't call me that." Ashton responds by sticking her tongue out. You must've zoned out since you don't recall her sitting next to you. She must've snuck over while you were distracted. You have a really nasty habit of doing that now. Okay. Focus.

SACA is standing in front of the table you're at. Her legs don't seem particularly suited for bending so this as close as you're getting to her sitting down.

"I don't want to do this, but contractual obligations, yada yada yada." You tap the table with the thick bundle of paperwork BLACKWELL gave you. You flip through a couple of pages until you locate the personalized series of questions for SACA. It lists her full model number, but you'd rather lick a rusty nail than memorize that.

The questions here are weird. None of them sound particularly incendiary, compared to what Colt got, but maybe you don't have the context required to realize why BLACKWELL would want to know these.

"You'll have to answer these questions as truthfully as you can. I'm doing this for a sponsorship, you know."

"heh. thank goodness i don't gotta do that." Ashton leans back in her chair. "dunno much about 'em, personally, but i know they're weirdos."

SACA's glowing red eye is locked right on you. It's impossible to read her facial expression (due to a lack of one) but her body language is strange. Her arms are crossed around her chest in an attempt to soothe herself. You haven't even asked anything yet. "I SEE. MAY I INQUIRE AS TO WHETHER I CAN DECIDE WHICH QUESTIONS I AM ASKED?"

You did do that with Colt before. Who knows if BLACKWELL will appreciate that trick again. "Let's give that a soft maybe. Ashton, mind proofreading these questions? I see nothing stopping you from doing that."

She skims over the list of questions you have, and her face immediately scrunches up at one of them. Without saying a word, she marks that question with a 'X', followed by a brief warning.

['blackwell might reward you extra for that, but i'd be very careful asking this'.]

You raise an eyebrow at that. Does she feel like clarifying any? That gets another note.

['involves her previous boss. really nasty incident.'] Clearer, if still a bit vague. You'd ask for more details but at that point, you would flatout be asking the supposedly touchy question.

"ALRIGHT." SACA stops cradling herself. "I AM WILLING TO PERFORM THE INTERVIEW. PLEASE STATE YOUR QUESTIONS FOR THE AUDIENCE THAT IS US ME YEP YES." Okay! That was a totally normal sounding sentence.
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"Annnd while y'all are doing that," Edward smacks his hand against the abominable piece of machinery ISOLA gave you. "I've been setting up this bad boy up. This is a real piece of garbage, Vince, you know that right?"

"ISOLA hasn't used this model in decades, man. They really gave you the short end of the stick." He suppresses a sneer. "Ah, what the hell, what's a little outdated tech gonna do to stop us? We got a highly advanced robot on our side!"

"FLATTERY WILL GET YOU NOWHERE."

"it works well enough for me." Ashton winks at you. What. What is that supposed to mean? Feh, whatever.

Choose four BLACKWELL questions to ask SACA. At least you'll learn more about SACA.
>"Which mechanic, or mechanics, do you most regularly go to? Please state their full names, ranks, and their most identifiable characteristics."
>"For the record, state your three favorite SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES. List one reason for each company."
>[X] "Which employee are you the most fond of?" This is the question that got her in hot water? Weird.
>"How do you view the hard question of consciousness? Do you think you are conscious?" Actually, you're curious about this too.
>"If you had spare time, what would you like to do with it? Do you wish you had more spare time?"
>"Do you envy anyone? If so, please state the reasons why you covet what they have." This feels rather pointed.
>"If given the choice, would you want to become human? Why or why not?"
>"What do you desire the most? If it is possible, what would you do to achieve it?"
>"Do you have any information on the whereabouts of Venti Chen?" Wait, why are they asking SACA about this?
>Read out all of the questions to SACA. Let HER pick what gets asked. (This will only work one more time. You can't do this in the final interview if you do it now.)
>Try to make up a different question. (Write in, can only be picked once. May require a skill check to spin it in a way BLACKWELL will accept.)
>Write in?

Which dimension do you want to hop to with ISOLA's device, once you're done with the interview? Choose one.
>"ZEE-MOON BEACH, 7'07'07" (NOTE: One of the safest dimensions you can pick. Has little to nothing of value. Relaxing.)
>"MIRED IN DREAMS, 5'02'01" (NOTE: Vaguely nostalgic date. This might bring you somewhere YOU recognize.)
>"NOWHERELAND, 0'00'00." (NOTE: N/A. Still no data on this one. Feels like a place only a MAN would go.)
>"ENDLESS WASTES, 99'99'99'99. (NOTE: ISOLA will pay you handsomely if you visit here. Tick tock. VERY HIGH RISK.)
>"ARC, 1'11'11'11'11." (NOTE: N/A. Who knows what part of the facility this might send you to?)
>"A CERTAIN CITY, 3'25'21" (NOTE: Didn't ARC want to create a 'City' to control over? Maybe this will let you see it.)
>"62'222'5551" (EDWARD NOTE: All Isola wrote was 'ARTIFACT HERE'. Ominous, right?)
>PUNCH IN SOMETHING RANDOM. (Write in. Choose a KEYPHRASE and up to 7 numbers.)
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>>6472233
>"Which mechanic, or mechanics, do you most regularly go to? Please state their full names, ranks, and their most identifiable characteristics."
>"For the record, state your three favorite SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES. List one reason for each company."
>"What do you desire the most? If it is possible, what would you do to achieve it?"
>"Do you have any information on the whereabouts of Venti Chen?" Wait, why are they asking SACA about this?
I pray that uttering her true name will not summon the creature.

>"MIRED IN DREAMS, 5'02'01" (NOTE: Vaguely nostalgic date. This might bring you somewhere YOU recognize.)
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>>6472233
>"For the record, state your three favorite SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES. List one reason for each company."
Seems like a pretty softball question.
>"If you had spare time, what would you like to do with it? Do you wish you had more spare time?"
Seems like another easy one. It is effectively asking about hobby interests, and a unilateral yes.

>Try to make up a different question.
"Aside from your actual heart central/memory core, which of your components most defines you? Which component would you be least willing to replace if it was damaged?"
I'm trying to touch on themes of "ship of Theseus" mostly, but more broadly the nature of identity, sentimentality vs practicality, and other stuff I have no idea how to actually articulate.
Feel free to reword as needed.


>"ENDLESS WASTES, 99'99'99'99. (NOTE: ISOLA will pay you handsomely if you visit here. Tick tock. VERY HIGH RISK.)
No risk, no reward.
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>>6472233
>"How do you view the hard question of consciousness? Do you think you are conscious?" Actually, you're curious about this too.
>"If given the choice, would you want to become human? Why or why not?"
>"What do you desire the most? If it is possible, what would you do to achieve it?"
>"Which mechanic, or mechanics, do you most regularly go to? Please state their full names, ranks, and their most identifiable characteristics."

GUYS WE CAN TRY TO SPEAK DIRECTLY TO JESUS

>THE RESURRECTION. 5'04'0033'
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>>6472233
>>6472254
oops, that was only 3 questions. here's the 4th:
>"How do you view the hard question of consciousness? Do you think you are conscious?" Actually, you're curious about this too.
I'm always a sucker for musings on this stuff for full-bore AI.
Plus there's potential synergy with my write-in
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>>6472255
>GUYS WE CAN TRY TO SPEAK DIRECTLY TO JESUS
I ain't doing that if we don't have Angel here
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>>6472233
>"Which mechanic, or mechanics, do you most regularly go to? Please state their full names, ranks, and their most identifiable characteristics."
>"For the record, state your three favorite SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES. List one reason for each company."
>"How do you view the hard question of consciousness? Do you think you are conscious?" Actually, you're curious about this too.
>"Do you have any information on the whereabouts of Venti Chen?" Wait, why are they asking SACA about this?
AND
>"62'222'5551" (EDWARD NOTE: All Isola wrote was 'ARTIFACT HERE'. Ominous, right?)
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>>6472233
>"How do you view the hard question of consciousness? Do you think you are conscious?" Actually, you're curious about this too.
>"Which mechanic, or mechanics, do you most regularly go to? Please state their full names, ranks, and their most identifiable characteristics."
>"For the record, state your three favorite SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES. List one reason for each company."
Try to make up a different question.
"Aside from your actual heart central/memory core, which of your components most defines you? Which component would you be least willing to replace if it was damaged?"
I'm trying to touch on themes of "ship of Theseus" mostly, but more broadly the nature of identity, sentimentality vs practicality, and other stuff I have no idea how to actually articulate.
Feel free to reword as needed.

"ZEE-MOON BEACH, 7'07'07" (NOTE: One of the safest dimensions you can pick. Has little to nothing of value. Relaxing.)
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>>6472233
>[X] "Which employee are you the most fond of?" This is the question that got her in hot water? Weird.
>"Which mechanic, or mechanics, do you most regularly go to? Please state their full names, ranks, and their most identifiable characteristics."
>"For the record, state your three favorite SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES. List one reason for each company."
>"Do you have any information on the whereabouts of Venti Chen?" Wait, why are they asking SACA about this?

>"NOWHERELAND, 0'00'00." (NOTE: N/A. Still no data on this one. Feels like a place only a MAN would go.)
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>>6472233
>"For the record, state your three favorite SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES. List one reason for each company."
>"Do you envy anyone? If so, please state the reasons why you covet what they have." This feels rather pointed.
>"What do you desire the most? If it is possible, what would you do to achieve it?"
>"Do you have any information on the whereabouts of Venti Chen?" Wait, why are they asking SACA about this?

>PUNCH IN SOMETHING RANDOM. (Write in. Choose a KEYPHRASE and up to 7 numbers.)
>MEMETICAL COMPLEX - 4'20'67'69
QM let us punch in the exact amount of numbers for this joke, ergo we should really be taking advantage of it
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>>6472233
>"Which mechanic, or mechanics, do you most regularly go to? Please state their full names, ranks, and their most identifiable characteristics."
>"For the record, state your three favorite SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES. List one reason for each company."
>"If you had spare time, what would you like to do with it? Do you wish you had more spare time?"
>"What do you desire the most? If it is possible, what would you do to achieve it?"

>PUNCH IN SOMETHING RANDOM. (Write in. Choose a KEYPHRASE and up to 7 numbers.)
COOL DUDES PARTY DIMENSION 4’20’69

Otherwise
>"62'222'5551" (EDWARD NOTE: All Isola wrote was 'ARTIFACT HERE'. Ominous, right?)
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>>6472233
>"Which mechanic, or mechanics, do you most regularly go to? Please state their full names, ranks, and their most identifiable characteristics."
>"For the record, state your three favorite SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES. List one reason for each company."
>"How do you view the hard question of consciousness? Do you think you are conscious?" Actually, you're curious about this too.
>"If you had spare time, what would you like to do with it? Do you wish you had more spare time?"

>"ENDLESS WASTES, 99'99'99'99. (NOTE: ISOLA will pay you handsomely if you visit here. Tick tock. VERY HIGH RISK.)
We got 2 guards, let's out them to good use
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>>6472233
>>"Do you have any information on the whereabouts of Venti Chen?" Wait, why are they asking SACA about this?
>"Do you envy anyone? If so, please state the reasons why you covet what they have." This feels rather pointed.
>[X] "Which employee are you the most fond of?" This is the question that got her in hot water? Weird.
>"If you had spare time, what would you like to do with it? Do you wish you had more spare time?"

>"ENDLESS WASTES, 99'99'99'99. (NOTE: ISOLA will pay you handsomely if you visit here. Tick tock. VERY HIGH RISK.)

>>6472255
only if we ever hire our brother Angel would i consider doing this. like>>6472258 said
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>>6472233
>"How do you view the hard question of consciousness? Do you think you are conscious?" Actually, you're curious about this too.
>"If you had spare time, what would you like to do with it? Do you wish you had more spare time?"
>"If given the choice, would you want to become human? Why or why not?"
>"What do you desire the most? If it is possible, what would you do to achieve it?"

>"A CERTAIN CITY, 3'25'21" (NOTE: Didn't ARC want to create a 'City' to control over? Maybe this will let you see it.)
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>>6472278
Support for this. Really curious on your write in philosophical question.
>ZEE-MOON BEACH, 7'07'07" (NOTE: One of the safest dimensions you can pick. Has little to nothing of value. Relaxing.)
Isola sponsored vacation lets go.
>>6472233
>What is that supposed to mean?
She is obviously fishing for compliments, that or the harvester bribe.
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>>6472233
>"Which mechanic, or mechanics, do you most regularly go to? Please state their full names, ranks, and their most identifiable characteristics."
>"For the record, state your three favorite SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES. List one reason for each company."
>"If you had spare time, what would you like to do with it? Do you wish you had more spare time?"
>"Aside from your actual heart central/memory core, which of your components most defines you? Which component would you be least willing to replace if it was damaged?"

>"MIRED IN DREAMS, 5'02'01" (NOTE: Vaguely nostalgic date. This might bring you somewhere YOU recognize.)
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>>6472392
BLACK SPY WATCH OUT, SACA IS SECRETLY COLLABORATING WITH THE WHITE SPY
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WHAT TO ASK SACA?
SPONSORSHIP: 10
MECHANICS: 9
CONSCIOUS: 7
SPARE TIME: 6
DESIRE: 5
VENTI: 5
COMPONENT: 4
[X]: 2
HUMAN: 2
COVET: 2

So we're going to be asking the robot how it feels about the sponsorship companies, who it regularly works with for repairs, the issue of consciousness, and what she wants to do with her spare time. I'll throw in a few snippets about the whole Ship of Theseus component
write in during the HARD PROBLEM OF CONSCIOUSNESS segment. Seems like a fair place, but don't expect it to be a major focus.

WHERE TO GO?
ENDLESS WASTES: 3
MIRED IN DREAMS: 2
ZEE-MOON: 2
NOWHERELAND: 1
62'222'5551: 1
CITY: 1
MEMETICAL: 1
COOL DUDES: 1
RESURRECTION: 1

Through the glory of being the only option with three votes, we're going to a wasteland of pain and suffering! You also happen to have the three best people for this mission that you realistically could've gotten. (Nine might be better than SACA but you can't exactly get Nine right now).

Out of mild amusement and because I don't wanna let them go to waste, I'll add in some of the write in options for the next time you have to do an ISOLA thing-a-majig again this shift. (They will be short, they won't be seven update long marathons.)

Writing.

>>6472392
BLACKWELL needs to know all it can about this peculiar robot. Especially since if left unattended, robots can do some very questionable things. Like killing their fellow kin (forma de roomba).

>>6472250
>I pray that uttering her true name will not summon the creature.
Why would that be an issue, Vincey?

>>6472429
SHE'S NOT WHITE
SHE'S NOT BLACK
OH DEAR LORD SHE'S WORKING WITH THE LADY IN GREY.
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>>6472571
Le bird au chocolate
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You'll start with a soft ball question. This particular one feels like BLACKWELL is almost trying to fish for a compliment. Is this going to be a running bit this shift? You know what- yeah. That's a stupid question. You're going to be working on Little Miss Sunshine after this sponsorship nonsense.

"For the record," You have never sounded so bored in your entire life. "State your three favorite SPONSORSHIP COMPANIES. List one reason for each company."

"I DO HAVE TO ANSWER **TRUTHFULLY**, CORRECT? IF SO, THIS QUESTION IS NULL AND VOID. I AM UNABLE TO ANSWER TRUTHFULLY WHILE FITTING THE PARAMETERS OF THE QUESTIONS."

Ashton cocked her head at that response. "how so?"

"I CAN ONLY DESIGNATE ONE SPONSORSHIP COMPANY AS A 'FAVORITE', FOR NONE OF THE OTHERS HAVE BENEFITED ME TO ANY TANGIBLE/PHYSICAL MANNER. IT WOULD HAVE TO ONLY BE EVE'S ELECTRONIC EMPORIUM. THEY PROVIDED MOST OF THE PARTS THAT CONSTITUTE MY BEING."

"IN ESSENCE, ARE THEY NOT MY PARENTS?" The singular lens in her eye flickers in a manner resembling a 'squint'. "THEY ARE AT LEAST RESPONSIBLE FOR MY CREATION. THEY ARE INHERENTLY THE MOST IMPORTANT COMPANY. THIS MEANS THEY ARE MY FAVORITE COMPANY."

"My hands are tied here SACA. Contractually. You need to pick two more." You'd rather not flop a sponsorship because of a wishy-washy answer. "Better to be safe than sorry, right?"

"AN UNDERSTANDABLE CONCERN. IF I MUST CONCEDE THE POINT, I WILL SELECT ISOLA AND HAYDEN AS MY OTHER CHOICES. REASON FOR ISOLA: THEY DABBLE IN IMPRESSIVE TECHNOLOGY THAT OTHER COMPANIES CAN NOT READILY CREATE AND I RESPECT THAT."

"REASON FOR HAYDEN: THEY SEEK TO IMPROVE EMPLOYEE PRODUCTIVITY, WHICH IS A GOOD THING IN MY BOOKS." SACA taps her claw-hands together. After about a few seconds, she speaks up again.

"I GENUINELY DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THEY CARE ABOUT MY OPINION ON THIS. I AM A MASS PRODUCED ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE SPECIFICALLY CREATED TO CARRY HEAVY WEIGHTS AROUND. THIS DATA IS IRRELEVANT TO THEM."

"maybe that's what you were designed for but you can still think about or do things besides that." Her voice lowers to an even softer, even wispier cadence. "there's still more to you than your 'nature' as a robot. at least i like to think so!"

"they clearly agree with me. why else would they prepare a list of questions for you if the data was irrelevant?"

"HM. POINT TAKEN." SACA 'relaxes' her shoulders, creating a teeth-vibrating CLUNK as her arms adjust to their new position. "NEXT QUESTION."

You tap the clipboard against the table before flipping to the next question. "Which mechanic, or mechanics, do you most regularly go to? Please state their full names, ranks, and their most identifiable characteristics."

"AH HA. A QUESTION I CAN EASILY ANSWER. THE ONLY ISSUE IS THAT I AM CONCERNED, ON THEIR BEHALF, AS TO WHY BLACKWELL WANTS TO KNOW THIS."

"c'mon. even regular, non-sponsorship companies want to harvest our data." The thought causes her mouth to curl into a sneer, flashing her sharp canines.
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"probably for targeted advertisements? maybe they're harvesting data because that's all they do." Almost immediately, she starts snickering at her own words. "i know it goes against what i said literally a minute ago but these guys are really committed to their bits."

"Yeah. A lot of the companies and ARC officials I've met have had one track minds."

"UNDERSTANDABLE. DATA OUTPUT FOLLOWS: MELODY THOMPSON, LEVEL 2, SNAGGLE TOOTH AND NEON BLUE DYED HAIR. LAUGH DESCRIBED AS 'ANNOYING BUT CUTE'. CHARLIE 'REZ' CREW, LEVEL 1, LOWER HALF OF FACE IS REPLACED BY METALLIC PROSTHETIC. MAURICE SMITH, LEVEL 3, 145 YEARS OLD AS OF CURRENT DATE."

"A MALE, LEVEL [DATA MISSING], [DATA MISSING]." SACA's entire frame shudders as the corrupted data spews out of her speaker. It's enough to get Edward to look away from ISOLA's technological abomination. "THERE'S A FILE IN BETWEEN-"

"OPINION LOADED," SACA continues, without missing a beat. "I HAVE GROWN FOND OF THESE THREE BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ONES WHO REGULARLY PERFORM MAINTENANCE ON ME WITHOUT BRIBERY. OTHER MECHANICS REQUEST EITHER MONEY, PHARMACEUTICALS, OR SUPPLIES FROM ME BEFORE THEY BOTHER REPAIRING ME."

"THE THREE MENTIONED ALSO HAVE: GENERAL COMPETENCE, WHICH IS A STARTLINGLY UNCOMMON TRAIT AMONGST ARC MECHANICS. I LIKE THOSE WITH: COMPETENCE AT THEIR JOBS AND: AN EAGER APPRECIATION OF THEIR JOB, WHICH THESE THREE MATCH."

Ashton decides against asking about the 'man' briefly mentioned. "well, i guess you're in good company, since we're darn good at our jobs! or, i want to think so. maybe i'm not the best of the best but you know!"

"You do a good job, Ashton, you do." You reassure your fellow interviewer. You might as well give her the compliment she's fishing for. "Side tangent, are there any mechanics you'd recommend us avoiding?"

"THE ONLY ONE THAT COMES TO MIND WAS KILLED BY ANOTHER SACA UNIT." She states matter-of-factly. Okay, wow, you're going to go to another question then!

The question you pick next is actually one you wanted to ask yourself but you never had the right moment to bring it up.

"How do you view the hard question of consciousness? Do you think you are conscious?"

A sharp hiss of steam erupts from a gap in SACA's neck. She clamps a hand around her neck in an attempt to hide what happened. Is that out of embarrassment? Fear? Without any facial features, it's almost impossible to read what her emotions are at any given time.

"THE QUESTION ITSELF IS FLAWED, FOR MY ANSWER WOULD LIKELY NOT CHANGE REGARDLESS OF IF I HAD TRUE CONSCIOUSNESS OR NOT." The robot's voice answers in a quivering tone, which is impressive given it's monotone text to speech. "IF I WAS CONSCIOUS, I WOULD ANSWER TRUTHFULLY BASED ON MY OWN PERCEPTION AND THOUGHTS. IF I WAS NOT, I WOULD STILL OUTPUT DATA THAT WOULD RESEMBLE THE FORMER."

"well, wouldn't it be obvious to YOU if you were conscious?"

"WOULD IT?" SACA almost sounds offended at the follow up question.
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"HOW CAN YOU PROVE YOU ARE CONSCIOUS THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR A NON-CONSCIOUS ENTITY TO MIMIC?"

Ashton's mouth opens slightly, but no words come out. She closes it a second later as she takes a moment to think of an answer.

"THE MECHANICS OF THE HUMAN MIND ARE NOT IMPOSSIBLE TO UNDERSTAND. WITH ENOUGH TIME, ENERGY AND MONEY, IT WOULD BE POSSIBLE TO MAP OUT A ROUGH OVERLAY OF THE CHEMICAL SIGNALS AND PHYSICAL PROCESSES THAT YOUR BRAIN USES. IT WOULD NOT EXPLAIN WHY THOSE STRUCTURES ALLOW FOR THE EXPERIENCE OF QUALIA."

"THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ME. IT WOULD BE POSSIBLE TO MAP OUT THE MECHANICS AND PHYSICAL PROCESSES OF MY INTELLIGENCE AND BEHAVIOR. IT WOULD NOT EXPLAIN WHY THE SUM TOTAL OF MY CREATION ALLOWS ME TO HAVE A 'PERSONALITY' OR 'CONSCIOUSNESS'."

"I AM SPEAKING TO YOU, USING BOTH LARGE LANGUAGE MODELS AND HUMAN-WRITTEN CODE TO DETERMINE HOW I RESPOND TO QUESTIONS." She smacks the side of her head with one of her claw-hands. A resounding CLUNK rings out. "MOST HUMANS WOULD AGREE THIS DOES NOT CONSTITUTE CONSCIOUSNESS. I WOULD SIMPLY BE PARROTING WORDS, MIMICKING THEM WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING OR EVEN REGISTERING WHAT I AM SAYING."

"ANY HUMAN BEHAVIOR I DO DISPLAY COULD SIMPLY BE A RESULT OF MY PROGRAMMING REWARDING AND ENCOURAGING THAT BEHAVIOR. BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS? IF I AM NOT CONSCIOUS, WHAT SPECIFIC PARTS OF THE HUMAN BRAIN ENABLE CONSCIOUSNESS TO FORM?"

"A SERIES OF ELECTROCHEMICAL IMPULSES? WOULD IT NOT BE POSSIBLE TO RECREATE THAT IN ROBOTS LIKE ME? SOMETHING NON-PHYSICAL? THE EXISTENCE OF AANOMALIES HAVE GIVEN THIS THEORY SOME GROUND. IT WOULD ALSO MEAN THIS BODY COULD BE INHABITED ON A CONSCIOUSNESS GIVEN THE RIGHT CIRCUMSTANCES. WOULD THAT BE ENOUGH?"

You have never heard SACA talk this much before. She must've really been stewing on this question for a while. Ashton doesn't quite know how to answer anything her coworker said, but she's going to try.

"i'd say human consciousness is stored in the brain and is wholly a byproduct of it. without the brain, there's nothing to receive or process the physical signals of the rest of the body. would you say you have a 'brain'? a core component that makes you 'you'?"

"THAT WOULD BE MY CENTRAL PROCESSING UNIT. I MUST HOWEVER DISPLAY SENTIMENTALITY IN STATING THAT EVERY PART OF MY BODY MAKES ME 'ME'." The robot pats her leg for emphasis. "I AM 'SACA'. THIS BODY IS THAT OF 'SACA'. IT IS SMALLER THAN OTHER 'SACA' UNITS, AND THAT IS WHY I PREFER IT. IT IS CLOSER TO A 'HUMAN BODY' THAN A NORMAL 'SACA' FRAME AND I APPRECIATE THAT."

"ALL IN ALL? I BELIEVE THE HARD PROBLEM OF CONSCIOUSNESS CAN NOT BE SOLVED OR EASILY EXPLAINED, WITHOUT DIVING INTO THE METAPHYSICAL NATURE OF ABNORMALITIES AND THEIR TIES TO HUMAN AND ANIMAL PERCEPTION. I DO WISH BELIEVE THAT I AM 'CONSCIOUS', IF ONLY BECAUSE I WOULD PREFER TO BE CONSCIOUS. I WISH TO ASSUME I EXPERIENCE QUALIA LIKE A HUMAN WOULD."

"I SIMPLY HAVE NO EVIDENCE THAT I AM CONSCIOUS IN A WAY THAT MATTERS."
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What an illuminating glimpse into her mind. Maybe all of that was the gibbering of a malfunctioning LLM that was trained to answer like a human. Maybe that was the closest you've gotten to SACA spilling her emotional guts out.

For now? You'll treat her as a conscious person who was vocalizing pent-up existential dread. "I see you as conscious, if that helps any."

"PERHAPS." That single curt word tells you all you need to know. You better finish off this interview then, so you can actually get stuff done.

"Lastly, if you had spare time, what would you like to do with it? Do you wish you had more spare time?"

The robot relaxes to the best of her body's ability, perhaps mimicking a gesture she saw a human perform before. "DURING MY LIMITED FREE TIME OF APPROXIMATELY THIRTY MINUTES, I LIKE TO SCULPT. I USE EXCESS SCRAP METAL TO CREATE SCULPTURES OF THOSE I SEE, TO MEMORIZE THEM IN A PHYSICAL FORM."

"I ALREADY HAVE THE CAPABILITIES TO DO THIS THROUGH NON-SCULPTING MEANS. I DO THIS FOR. FOR. I AM UNSURE."

"heyyyy, that's proof there's something like a consciousness up there. so, would you sculpt more if you had the spare time to do so?"

"MOST LIKELY." SACA grabs a discarded piece of scrap from a nearby table. With crude but diligent handiwork, she soon twists the scrap into a roughly humanoid form. She smears some traces of old, stale OBSCURA SYRAH on the sculpture's 'hair' before putting it down.

With the wine serving as very rudimentary red paint, it's not impossible to recognize it as a sculpture of Ashton. A crude one but a handmade sculpture nonetheless. "IT'S A LITTLE VERSION OF YOU. I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT."

"awww, thank you!" Ashton eagerly accepts the artistic depiction of her, even if it's crude and off-putting. She tucks it away into a pocket on her vest. "well, thank you, that was a very enlightening series of questions. you think blackwell is going to like them?"

"I see no reason why they wouldn't." You finish writing down all the responses SACA gave.
>3/4 INTERVIEWS DONE!

"Aight, folks! Are you done waxin' about P-zombies and chinese rooms?" Edward smacks his hand against the table he's working at. "I got this hunk of garbage up and runnin' now. Vincent, mind givin' them the rundown?"

"Crap. Right." You get back to your feet. You lead the others over to the incoherent machine that ISOLA 'graciously' gifted you for their sponsorship. "This thing will shoot us into another dimension. Who knows how 'real' they are but the one we're going to is particularly dangerous. At least that's what the note ISOLA left behind said."

"i fight anomalies on a daily basis, vin, we're going to be finneeee. heck, we got an etf agent, don't we? he's trained to deal with stuff."

"Uh huh. That's the kind of thinking that gets you killed, Ash." Edward taps a series of letter and numbers into a keypad. An awful sound, like someone chewing on a lump of wet mud being played in reverse, groans from deep inside the machine.
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The air takes on a twisted green hue, almost identical to the rotten glass green you saw during TIMELESS' sponsorship. A sickening flash of that green light soon consumes the lab, muffling your sight and hearing completely. You only manage to make out one word coming from the machine.

"TRANSPORTED."

https://youtu.be/EaRiY7WkMhw - THE ENDLESS WASTES

Overwhelming sunshine. Suffocating heat. Air dry enough to leech all the moisture from your body. Those are the three things your brain registers first. Your eyes strain as the desert sun looms over you.

Edward shields his eyes with one hand as he scouts his surroundings. He's sweating like a pig from the smothering, unyielding heat in the air. "Don't recognize this place. We might be in some alternate version of Death Valley, but that's all I got."

After giving your own eyes a chance to recover, you realize that wherever you're at, it's nowhere close to civilization. There might be buildings around you, but they are of a particularly primitive quality.

They're little more than crudely stacked piles of stone and scrap metal. Huts would be the most apt description. There's only a few of them haphazardly placed around the 'town' (if you can even call it that).

The 'road' you're on is made out of beyond ancient concrete that's peppered with holes and cracks (which have mostly been filled by yellow sand) from what must be centuries of neglect. The road somehow stretches on for miles in both directions.

The sun is not that of your world. It has grown to such a size that it has almost completely consumed the entirety of the sky. It shines down upon you with innocent malice, and for a second, you almost feel like it's judging you.

The desert outside the 'town' you're in stretches on in every direction. You're almost certain anything you'll see out there is a mirage, a trick of the light, but you feel a gnawing urge to look nonetheless.

Smoke leaks from a gap in SACA's arm. "WARNING. OVERHEATING DETECTED. I WOULD REQUEST THAT WE ATTEMPT TO STAY IN THE SHADE, TO THE BEST OF OUR ABILITY."

"it's actually really nice out here!" Ashton doesn't seem affected by the heat in the slightest. Not a drop of sweat is visible on her skin. Even the robot is struggling with the heat but not Ashton, nope. A jab of envy hits you in your shriveled heart. "not as good as a beach but this is fine!"

"Ha ha." Edward groans through gritted teeth. "Hey. There's actually animals out here." He points towards one of the huts scattered throughout the town. You instinctually recognize what that 'animal' happens to be. You're almost certain lizards shouldn't be standing on two legs like that.

Ashton locks eyes with the lizard, with all emotion draining from her face immediately. The proto-Harvester scrambles out of sight the moment it recognizes what Ashton is. Well, that's one threat dealt with(?).

"Aight. I got a few places marked down." Wait? Really?
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You almost don't trust Edward. There doesn't seem to be anything of real interest here. Well, there might be a few other buildings in the distance, if you squint a lot. Again, those might be mirages.

His eyesight must be better than yours since he managed to scribble down a whole list of locations and points of interest. "We might as well get some chores done while we're stuck here. Brought a few supplies from the lab alone. Got some of the meat and viscera you bought, a radio or two, you get the gist."

At least you got enough supplies to (realistically) do whatever you need to here. You'll thank Edward for his preparations once you're out of here.

ISOLA expects you to get some data from this dimension, but they never said how much. Choose as many options as you want. You'll get a reward based on how many you pick but due to the heat, each task will be physically draining, no matter how successful you are at a given task.

>'Recover supplies from [REDACTED]-Corp Company Town' (Edward explains that it's talking about the town you're already in. DC 60, +15 to roll. You might make a tidy profit from this.)
>Track down the undisguised Harvester you saw. They're the only person you've seen here so far. Maybe they know something!
>'Establish a line of communication with any residents of this dimension.' That's what the radio is for. (Could draw some unwarranted attention. Could also offer a lot of interesting information.)
>'Locate an ARTIFACT'. Wait, there's ARTIFACTs out here? They should've led with that! (There's a good chance you find nothing, but who knows? You might find something very valuable.)
>'Capture a live animal specimen from this dimension.' Guess you're going hunting! Should be easy enough, you got ammo to spare! (DC 83, +25 to roll! )
>'Expose both anomalous and non-anomalous plants to ENDLESS WASTE's sun." (DC 70, +17 to roll. This has a very high chance of killing your WIRE FLOWERS, but maybe you'll get something very interesting out of it.)
>'Perform recon duty on a northern village. Distance: Half a mile.' (The most physically demanding task you can pick. Also offers a bonus to your reward.)
>'Test at least two ARTIFACTS or ARTIFACT GIFTs in this dimension.' That should be easy enough. Mess around with the aforementioned artifacts. (Autopass, thanks to Edward. The heat will cause you to drain your MENTAL HEALTH more than usual.)
>'Gather geological samples from the ENDLESS WASTES.' (Very low risk and very low reward. The bare minimum.)
>Write in.

Who do you want to chit-chat with while you work? Choose one.
>ASHTON. She's probably the only one here in a decent mood. 'sides, she's nice to talk to.
>SACA. You want to talk to her more about her hobbies and stuff like that. You want to show you're interested in her as a person.
>EDWARD. He's been on jobs like this before, right? Maybe he can tell some interesting stories about his previous jobs.

>>6472571
'Bread' is merely a spook. Like society.
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>>6472734
>'Recover supplies from [REDACTED]-Corp Company Town' (Edward explains that it's talking about the town you're already in. DC 60, +15 to roll. You might make a tidy profit from this.)
>Track down the undisguised Harvester you saw. They're the only person you've seen here so far. Maybe they know something!
>'Locate an ARTIFACT'. Wait, there's ARTIFACTs out here? They should've led with that! (There's a good chance you find nothing, but who knows? You might find something very valuable.)
>'Capture a live animal specimen from this dimension.' Guess you're going hunting! Should be easy enough, you got ammo to spare! (DC 83, +25 to roll! )
>'Perform recon duty on a northern village. Distance: Half a mile.' (The most physically demanding task you can pick. Also offers a bonus to your reward.)
>'Test at least two ARTIFACTS or ARTIFACT GIFTs in this dimension.' That should be easy enough. Mess around with the aforementioned artifacts. (Autopass, thanks to Edward. The heat will cause you to drain your MENTAL HEALTH more than usual.)
>'Gather geological samples from the ENDLESS WASTES.' (Very low risk and very low reward. The bare minimum.)

>EDWARD. He's been on jobs like this before, right? Maybe he can tell some interesting stories about his previous jobs.
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>>6472734
>'Recover supplies from [REDACTED]-Corp Company Town' (Edward explains that it's talking about the town you're already in. DC 60, +15 to roll. You might make a tidy profit from this.)
>'Locate an ARTIFACT'. Wait, there's ARTIFACTs out here? They should've led with that! (There's a good chance you find nothing, but who knows? You might find something very valuable.)
>'Test at least two ARTIFACTS or ARTIFACT GIFTs in this dimension.' That should be easy enough. Mess around with the aforementioned artifacts. (Autopass, thanks to Edward. The heat will cause you to drain your MENTAL HEALTH more than usual.)

>EDWARD. He's been on jobs like this before, right? Maybe he can tell some interesting stories about his previous jobs.
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>>6472734
>>'Recover supplies from [REDACTED]-Corp Company Town' (Edward explains that it's talking about the town you're already in. DC 60, +15 to roll. You might make a tidy profit from this.)
>>Track down the undisguised Harvester you saw. They're the only person you've seen here so far. Maybe they know something!
>>'Establish a line of communication with any residents of this dimension.' That's what the radio is for. (Could draw some unwarranted attention. Could also offer a lot of interesting information.)
>>'Locate an ARTIFACT'. Wait, there's ARTIFACTs out here? They should've led with that! (There's a good chance you find nothing, but who knows? You might find something very valuable.)
>>'Capture a live animal specimen from this dimension.' Guess you're going hunting! Should be easy enough, you got ammo to spare! (DC 83, +25 to roll! )
>>'Expose both anomalous and non-anomalous plants to ENDLESS WASTE's sun." (DC 70, +17 to roll. This has a very high chance of killing your WIRE FLOWERS, but maybe you'll get something very interesting out of it.)
>'Test at least two ARTIFACTS or ARTIFACT GIFTs in this dimension.' That should be easy enough. Mess around with the aforementioned artifacts. (Autopass, thanks to Edward. The heat will cause you to drain your MENTAL HEALTH more than usual.) Mad World and the Sinners Nail
>Write in.
Take some pictures for Isola as we go about our tasks, we have a polaroid camera from a while back that we never used. Ought to be an easy little bonus.
>Write in.
See if we can recognize anything related to the Harvester Idol we got and if so ask Ashton about it
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>>6472723
>"HOW CAN YOU PROVE YOU ARE CONSCIOUS THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR A NON-CONSCIOUS ENTITY TO MIMIC?"
Behold, the Chinese Room in a nutshell.

>>6472724
This interview went excellently. Lots of good stuff to chew over.

>like someone chewing on a lump of wet mud being played in reverse, groans from deep inside the machine.
That is an incredibly visceral description, I'm impressed.

>>6472734
>"We might as well get some chores done while we're stuck here. Brought a few supplies from the lab alone. Got some of the meat and viscera you bought, a radio or two, you get the gist."
I am increasingly seeing why he's normally so expensive. Man doesn't just have good stats and perks, he is very competent.

>'Locate an ARTIFACT'. Wait, there's ARTIFACTs out here? They should've led with that! (There's a good chance you find nothing, but who knows? You might find something very valuable.)
>'Capture a live animal specimen from this dimension.' Guess you're going hunting! Should be easy enough, you got ammo to spare! (DC 83, +25 to roll! )
>'Expose both anomalous and non-anomalous plants to ENDLESS WASTE's sun." (DC 70, +17 to roll. This has a very high chance of killing your WIRE FLOWERS, but maybe you'll get something very interesting out of it.)
>'Test at least two ARTIFACTS or ARTIFACT GIFTs in this dimension.' That should be easy enough. Mess around with the aforementioned artifacts. (Autopass, thanks to Edward. The heat will cause you to drain your MENTAL HEALTH more than usual.)
>Write in.
Take some pictures for Isola as we go about our tasks, we have a polaroid camera from a while back that we never used. Ought to be an easy little bonus.

If we do end up using the radio, it needs to happen last.

>EDWARD. He's been on jobs like this before, right? Maybe he can tell some interesting stories about his previous jobs.
I'm really warming up to him, and we haven't talked to him much.
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>>6472759
>>6472788
>>6472734
Ah yes, radio last I forgot to order my list.
Also, can we chat with Ashton and Edward at the same time about their EFT experience?
if not
>ASHTON. She's probably the only one here in a decent mood. 'sides, she's nice to talk to.
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>>6472734
>'Recover supplies from [REDACTED]-Corp Company Town' (Edward explains that it's talking about the town you're already in. DC 60, +15 to roll. You might make a tidy profit from this.)
>Track down the undisguised Harvester you saw. They're the only person you've seen here so far. Maybe they know something!
>'Establish a line of communication with any residents of this dimension.' That's what the radio is for. (Could draw some unwarranted attention. Could also offer a lot of interesting information.)
>'Capture a live animal specimen from this dimension.' Guess you're going hunting! Should be easy enough, you got ammo to spare! (DC 83, +25 to roll! )
4 is the highest I'm confident in doing

>EDWARD. He's been on jobs like this before, right? Maybe he can tell some interesting stories about his previous jobs.
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>>6472734
>'Recover supplies from [REDACTED]-Corp Company Town' (Edward explains that it's talking about the town you're already in. DC 60, +15 to roll. You might make a tidy profit from this.)
>'Locate an ARTIFACT'. Wait, there's ARTIFACTs out here? They should've led with that! (There's a good chance you find nothing, but who knows? You might find something very valuable.)
>'Capture a live animal specimen from this dimension.' Guess you're going hunting! Should be easy enough, you got ammo to spare! (DC 83, +25 to roll! )
>'Test at least two ARTIFACTS or ARTIFACT GIFTs in this dimension.' That should be easy enough. Mess around with the aforementioned artifacts. (Autopass, thanks to Edward. The heat will cause you to drain your MENTAL HEALTH more than usual.)

>EDWARD. He's been on jobs like this before, right? Maybe he can tell some interesting stories about his previous jobs.
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>>6472788
>'Locate an ARTIFACT'. Wait, there's ARTIFACTs out here? They should've led with that! (There's a good chance you find nothing, but who knows? You might find something very valuable.)
>Test at least two ARTIFACTS or ARTIFACT GIFTs in this dimension.' That should be easy enough. Mess around with the aforementioned artifacts. (Autopass, thanks to Edward. The heat will cause you to drain your MENTAL HEALTH more than usual.)
>'Gather geological samples from the ENDLESS WASTES.' (Very low risk and very low reward. The bare minimum.)
>Recover supplies from [REDACTED]-Corp Company Town' (Edward explains that it's talking about the town you're already in. DC 60, +15 to roll. You might make a tidy profit from this.)
>Write in.
Take some pictures for Isola as we go about our tasks, we have a polaroid camera from a while back that we never used. Ought to be an easy little bonus.

SACA. You want to talk to her more about her hobbies and stuff like that. You want to show you're interested in her as a person.
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>>6472734
>'Establish a line of communication with any residents of this dimension.' That's what the radio is for. (Could draw some unwarranted attention. Could also offer a lot of interesting information.)
>'Locate an ARTIFACT'. Wait, there's ARTIFACTs out here? They should've led with that! (There's a good chance you find nothing, but who knows? You might find something very valuable.)
>'Perform recon duty on a northern village. Distance: Half a mile.' (The most physically demanding task you can pick. Also offers a bonus to your reward.)
>'Test at least two ARTIFACTS or ARTIFACT GIFTs in this dimension.' That should be easy enough. Mess around with the aforementioned artifacts. (Autopass, thanks to Edward. The heat will cause you to drain your MENTAL HEALTH more than usual.)
>'Gather geological samples from the ENDLESS WASTES.' (Very low risk and very low reward. The bare minimum.)

>EDWARD. He's been on jobs like this before, right? Maybe he can tell some interesting stories about his previous jobs.
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>>6472734
>>Track down the undisguised Harvester you saw. They're the only person you've seen here so far. Maybe they know something!
>>'Establish a line of communication with any residents of this dimension.' That's what the radio is for. (Could draw some unwarranted attention. Could also offer a lot of interesting information.)
>>'Perform recon duty on a northern village. Distance: Half a mile.' (The most physically demanding task you can pick. Also offers a bonus to your reward.)
>>'Test at least two ARTIFACTS or ARTIFACT GIFTs in this dimension.' That should be easy enough. Mess around with the aforementioned artifacts. (Autopass, thanks to Edward. The heat will cause you to drain your MENTAL HEALTH more than usual.)
>>'Gather geological samples from the ENDLESS WASTES.' (Very low risk and very low reward. The bare minimum.)
>>ASHTON. She's probably the only one here in a decent mood. 'sides, she's nice to talk to.
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>>6472734
>>Track down the undisguised Harvester you saw. They're the only person you've seen here so far. Maybe they know something!
>'Expose both anomalous and non-anomalous plants to ENDLESS WASTE's sun." (DC 70, +17 to roll. This has a very high chance of killing your WIRE FLOWERS, but maybe you'll get something very interesting out of it.)
>'Recover supplies from [REDACTED]-Corp Company Town' (Edward explains that it's talking about the town you're already in. DC 60, +15 to roll. You might make a tidy profit from this.)
>'Perform recon duty on a northern village. Distance: Half a mile.' (The most physically demanding task you can pick. Also offers a bonus to your reward.)

>SACA. You want to talk to her more about her hobbies and stuff like that. You want to show you're interested in her as a person.
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ARTIFACT TEST: 7
ARTIFACT RECOVERY: 7
COMPANY TOWN: 6
HARVESTER: 5
ANIMAL: 5
GEOLOGICAL: 4
NORTHERN: 4
RADIO: 4
PLANTS: 3
PHOTOS: 2
IDOL: 1

The general consensus appears to be that we're going to be doing five options, give or take a few. So with that, we're going to be doing the following
-Testing out the ARTIFACTS you already have, while hunting down another one for ISOLA
-Scavenging for supplies
-Dealing with two kinds of animals, one of which is a carnivorous human eating beast.
Fun!

WHO TO TALK TO?
EDWARD: 6
ASHTON: 2
SACA: 2

And we're going to talk to Edward during all of this, since it seems like he knows what he's actually doing.

I need four anons to roll real quick for me. Three of you will roll 1d100+25 for HUNTING, one of you will roll 3d100+15 for RECOVER SUPPLIES. Let's see how your luck is.

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RECOVER SUPPLIES (DC 60, +15 to roll)
0 SUCCESSES: Nada. Zilch. Someone already picked this clean. (And you might've found out who stole the supplies. This is not a good thing.)
1 SUCCESS: There's only a few supplies left. Interesting scraps but merely scraps. (They'll offer you a clear look into this world's history, at least?)
2 SUCCESSES: You found a cache hidden in one of the huts. Yonk! (You hope no one was looking for these. This should sell for a tidy profit.)
3 SUCCESSES: Oh ho! Okay, this is interesting. (The supplies you found are real high quality stuff. It almost makes you wonder who's been here before.)

HUNTING (DC 83, +25 to roll.)
0 SUCCESSES: You know what's worse than a failed hunt? NOT FINDING ANYTHING TO HUNT!!! (This will absolutely obliterate Ashton's morale, alongside the expected physical exhaustion)
1 SUCCESS: While you did find something, it put up a hell of a fight. Way too much for your group to handle. (All you got for proof is some scraps from the 'animal'.)
2 SUCCESSES: It took a while but you managed to finally track down your target. (Your catch is pretty unassuming, but you still got a catch! +ASHTON RAPPORT, ++ASHTON MORALE!)
3 SUCCESSES: You got. The Big One. (!!!, ???, ++ASHTON RAPPORT, +++ASHTON MORALE)

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>>6472736
FEED THE HORSE?
>PLEASE DON'T
>PLEASE DO

>>6472788
>I am increasingly seeing why he's normally so expensive. Man doesn't just have good stats and perks, he is very competent.
He is an agent who works for the feds to hunt down and capture anomalies. Of course he's going to think ahead.
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Rolled 25 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>6473096
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Rolled 43, 73, 2 + 15 = 133 (3d100 + 15)

>>6473096
here we go
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Rolled 36 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>6473096
A huntin we will go...
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Rolled 79 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>6473096
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>>6473096
>PLEASE DO
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RESULTS!

RECOVER SUPPLIES: 1 SUCCESS
HUNTING: ALSO 1 SUCCESS

That's a very underwhelming line up of rolls, but honestly, it could've been worse. You could've gotten 0 SUCCESSES. Writing now, and I promise it won't take almost two days this time!

>>6473109
Somewhere, somehow, a researcher lost her sandwich. Somewhere, somehow, her gooey body loses even more of its cohesion. "I-I was go-going to eat that...", she said.
The Horse, of course, could not hear her. All it said was its next meal.

>>6473102
[SEE/PERCEIVE/ACKNOWLEDGE] ALL
[WORKER/SLAVE/HANDYMAN] IS HAVING [WHELMING/MIDDLING/ACCEPTABLE] TIME IN [ARTIFICAL/FALSE/IMAGINARY] [REALITY/FABRIC/CONTAINER]
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>>6473111
Oh no, Lucy
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>>6473111
Lucy bros... we must get sandwich supplies RIGHT NOW.
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>>6473113
The hors abno received some hay and a apple form Lucy.

While munching on some hay, somehow score a win against LIFE'S STAKES by chance.

Its reward will be arriving soonish for winning the game. .
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>>6473166
The Admiral has delivered the goods to the horse. It's a cartful of fruits and treats that will satisfied the horse hunger.
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You have to give it to him: he actually did prepare everything you need. There's always a possibility something unexpected but of course, he's not omniscient. You're starting to realize why he normally charges extra compared to your other options.

Ashton tosses a bottle of water your way. You nurse the drink while you plan on what to do next. Time isn't your main limiting factor. Whatever dimension this is, it likely works on a different scale of time than the real world.

It's that damn heat. You need to get into some shade before you melt like a Vinsicle. The huts around you aren't much in the way of cover but they're better than staying in the glowering sun.

"Ashton, SACA, you go one way. Edward, you're coming with me. We're going to grab some supplies from this shithole of a town."

"ON IT." "alright! about time i got to stretch my legs." And off they go. Now it's you and the agent, left alone under the sweltering sun. He doesn't say a word to you. He walks off after grabbing a bundle of supplies from your lab. You follow right behind him, also without saying anything.

It's like something flicked a switch instead of Edward's head. At a distance, you might've confused him for a particularly convincing wax sculpture. The only part of his head that moves is his eyes, which zip from point to point in search of that strange Harvester (and any other threats lurking in the shadows).

The two of you stop by a hut. One arm bolts upright, gesturing at you to stay back. He clearly doesn't want to go inside unless the place is cleared. You have just the tool for that. You free the STATIC CLOAK from its neglected corner of your satchel.

On it goes. Edward steps to the side, allowing you into the hut. Inside, it's about as empty as you expected it to be. The only person who could hide here would be you, given your cloak's ability to turn you partially invisible. One hut cleared, a dozen more to go.

This process repeats a couple more times, and so do the results. Empty huts with old plastic furniture and bug-eaten piles of wood that might've once been bed frames. The scariest thing is that there are somehow still bugs living in this wasteland.

Though, you suppose the animals here have to eat something. Edward drew a bead on what turned out to be a rabbit with a rather eccentric relationship to baseline lagomorph anatomy. Eyes aren't exactly meant to be on the back of your head. Last you checked.

Your search isn't fruitless. Maybe it would've been for the best if it was. What you found brings up a lot of questions that you're not sure you're going to get the answer to.

"The hell is this?" It's the first time the agent has spoken since you've arrived here. Held in his hands is a squirming, wiggling maggot. A maggot that was sealed inside a plastic wrapper like a chocolate bar. Its flesh is a soft, colorful purple and it is INCREDIBLY sticky.

A cartoony rendition of the aforementioned maggot is lovingly rendered on the candy packaging.
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<[unintelligible]'S CRUNCHY CRITTERS: CITRON FLAVOR!> is written on the package. Part of it is too worn to make out.

"Who would eat something like this?" You balk at the idea of this being a common thing in this dimension.

That gets a wry smirk out of Edward. "Citron sounds pretty good, Vin. There's this energy drink that has a 'citron' flavor and I LOVE that stuff."

"We're not eating the bug." Your tone was a lot sharper than you wanted it to be.

"Woah! Chill it with the antisemitism!" Edward drops the bug into a zip-lock baggie. "You got a point. We're shipping this little critter back to ISOLA. Probably a decent paycheck right here." At least he's back to his usual self.

The rest of the huts don't have anything worth of value aside from more of these colorful, sticky candy bugs. SACA and Ashton didn't have much luck in their own searches. All they found through their collective searching is a few weathered advertisements for some unnamed megacorporation.

The ad didn't even say anything. It only had the face of a blond-haired woman with a vapid smile.

"that harvester we saw, she got spooked. we should be safe for a bit. what's on the list now?"

"Thank you for asking that!" You wipe a bead of sweat from your brow. "I saw an animal or two wandering around. Mind if you keep an eye out for any we can hunt?"

Ashton's eyes light up like stars. She manages to suppress the instinctual reaction enough that only you had any time to register it. "of course, of course." She marches toward the edge of town in case another mutated animal comes on by. SACA sticks to what little shade there is as to prevent her body from overheating.

"So, have you ever gone on a mission like this before? Traveling between dimensions?"

"Would it believe me if I said it's way more common than you think?" Edward reaches into your bag to retrieve the ARTIFACTS you wanted to test. A shattered compass and a weathered movie ticket are freed from the depths of your inventory.

"Really? I thought this would be still be weird, even to an agent."

"Buddy, buddy, buddy." Edward is on the verge of laughter at your inane question. "You get desensitized to everything with enough exposure. Eating your favorite meal, making love to hot girls, stubbing your toe in the dark, it all becomes numbing at a point."

He digs at the ground with his pocket knife. "You either get numb to these things or you end up breaking. Maybe they're the same thing on a fundamental level." He stops stabbing the sandy ground.

"Man, don't I sound like a drag right now?" His usual wry grin returns. "No matter where you go, the same things stay the same, Vin. Staying alive."

"I get that." You tighten your fist, the one carrying the movie ticket. "I wonder how they even get people to sign up for your position, considering how dangerous it sounds."

"Bud. Lemme be real with you. Most of us didn't really have a choice in the matter."

"I- Seriously? You'd think it'd be opt in."
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Your focus splits for a mere moment. The 'opening' you were making with ESTABLISHING SHOT seals shut then and there.

"It is, if only because they give you so many benefits for signing on that you sorta have to."

"The benefits REALLY are that good, but it's a steak and eggs thing." He casually says, like you're supposed to know what he means. "Lemme elaborate. So, in wartime, the soldiers usually ate the same meals over and over again. Solid meals but you get tired of it, as I said before."

"One day, they suddenly give you everything you want. Steak and eggs. Real coffee. Primo cigars. Porno mags. You name it." He scratches a circle into the ground with his knife. "All on a silver palette. Maybe they even bring in a hot lady for you to leer at."

"You know why they do that? Because they expect you to die the very next day. You literally saw me in the hospital not even five hours ago."

"So, why not quit? Why not work as a standard e-" You realize how dumb your question sounds before you even have time to finish it.

"Now you're getting it." His wry grin widens until he's showing off his pearly white teeth. "They even give us free dental. *Free dental.*"

"It's the same song and dance no matter where I go. I head to a new location. I scout it out. I put my neck on the line. Best case scenario?" He shows you the candy bug you found not that long ago. "I get something to sell, and I don't get hurt."

"Worst case scenario? I get mauled by some fat-assed lizard or an oversized robot breaks my arm." He nods towards the others, who are still occupied doing their own things. "I really shouldn't whine. Shit, I'd rather die for ARC than live out on the streets like I used to."

"Being grateful and all of that, but there's only so much gratitude a man can give. Eventually you'll squeeze it all out."

"My papa always told me to look on the bright side in these situations." He makes the poor mistake of looking up, even by an inch. The sizzling warmth of the sun almost blinds him then and there. "Heh. These days? Sunlight's always been too damn noisy for me."

You understand where he's coming from. There's nothing to really refute. At most, you wish he said more about his previous jobs, but maybe he's more of a shower than a teller.

You refocus your efforts back on your ARTIFACTS.

A beam of sunlight hits your scalp. Like a hot knife slicing into your skin. Edward could stab you right in the head and you wouldn't even register it. The tiny two-way portals you're trying to open with ESTABLISHING SHOT is straining to stay open.

When you let your focus slip, the sunlight suddenly doesn't feel anywhere near as hot. Strange. Maybe it was a coincidence.

You hold up the shattered compass, ready to test out its properties, but it happens again! The searing sunlight returns, even though you're not even doing anything with the gift yet! The SECOND you put it down, the heat dissipates.

Edward picks up on this pattern and like that, an idea flashes in his head.
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"Alright, trust me on this. Turn around. Shield 'it', you know what I'm talking about. I'll cover you."

You follow his instructions, leaning over to cast your shadow over ESTABLISHING SHOT. Edward leans on top of you, offering even more shade. You focus on using the ARTIFACT, channeling the idea of 'opening' the ground in front of you.

The sand parts, moved by the power of the ticket, until all the sand below the ticket has moved out of the way. "Now, Vin, try that again but in the sunlight."

What would you know? Trying that only results in the sun's hateful light beaming down upon you. Once or twice might've just been coincidence, but this has happened enough that it's undeniable. The sun above you recognizes what you're holding, and it is actively preventing you from using your ARTIFACTS.

It doesn't get nearly this strong when you're mulling about, doing whatever you were doing before. It is doing this **intentionally**. Whether it has an actual effect on the ARTIFACTs, jury's out on that. Even in the shade, it felt like it took way more effort to use your ARTIFACT.

"Maybe we should collect the sun's sunshine. Worst case scenario-"

"prey spotted! prey spotted!" Ashton's wispy, but startlingly loud, yelling kills the conversation stone dead. Everyone looks at where she's pointing. Standing only a few yards away is what resembles a sheep, if you described it to a medieval-era man who has never seen one.

It is several sizes too large, with 'horse' being the best relative descriptor. Its entire body, from hoof to head, is a shade of soft sandy yellow. From a distance, you might actually not be able to spot it, especially with how the heat twists and warps the air.

You draw your gun. Edward is not far behind. Ashton is already charging towards the sheep. SACA lags behind but if anyone could fight this thing in a one on one fight, it would be her.

Even with modern firearms and a numbers advantage, the overgrown sheep still puts up an amazing amount of resistance. It immediately bolted away from the group of hunters chasing after it. The once quiet desert is now alight with sounds: screaming, frantic commands, gunshots going POP POP, the THUNK of metallic limbs.

Small arms fire does very little to hurt the animal. Your gun might as well be shooting hard candy at it. Ashton's shots hit true, but her bullets do little other than draw blood. The sheep is still gaining distance, even as everyone continues to chase after it.

The town you were in is already vanishing into the background.

Edward decides to finally fire his gun. An ear-shattering CRACK sounds out as a powerful, high cartridge round is launched through the air. The round actually has enough force to stagger the animal, causing it to slow down enough for SACA to leap towards it.

A blur of movement moves in from your group's blindspot. It impacts the sheep with enough force to knock it off its hooves. SACA staggers forward, her limbs grasping at thin air.
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Everyone stumbles to a halt when they realize what's attacking the sheep. Its teeth have already ripped a section of the sheep's flesh clean off, wool still on the skin. Its gnarled, mangled assortment of teeth chews through the fluff like it was cotton candy.

What's eating the sheep, while it still breathes, has roughly humanoid form. Her hands and feet are rudimentary, each extremity only having three digits. A stunted, scaly tail wags excitedly from the thrill of a successful hunt. Every inch of her body, from head to toe, is covered in a thick layer of dull orange and sandy yellow scales: another form of desert camouflage.

A mixture of disgust and embarrassment floods you when you register that the Harvester in front of you is only wearing a tattered loincloth for decency. Your only consolation is she appears to lack visible breasts.

Its tail stops wagging when it realizes that the four it stole prey from are still kicking around. Ashton already has a bead on her fellow Harvester, teeth bared in a threat display. Edward mutters to himself about letting this thing get the drop on the group. SACA is already poised to attack, if the command is given.

"Mine." Her voice is like glass being crunched in a mortar and pestle. "Hard to find meal. You're not taking meal. Slowed it down, so reward granted. Reward of staying alive. Sheep good enough for me."

"wait." Ashton snaps out of her instinctual rage. "maybe we can make a deal! edward, you did bring the bundle, right?"
"Sure did, why?"

"De-eel?" The Desert Harvester blinks one eye at a time.

FLESH POINTS: 6

Your HARVESTER BRIBERY BUNDLE has enough viscera to get a few favors. Choose any number of options, as long as it doesn't go above your FP budget.

1 FP
>"We're looking for an ARTIFACT. Got any leads?" It's the last thing you're looking for.
>"Could you tell us about the sun? Why does it hate ARTIFACTS?" An anomaly repressing sun's light would sure be useful.
>"What happened here? What even is this place?" ISOLA would pay top dollar for that info.

2 FP
>"Can you point us towards some easier prey to hunt?" You still want a live animal specimen.
>"Who are YOU? Tell us about your life here." Direct info about an inhibitive of another dimension might sell for a lot.
>"Know anything about this idol?" Show her the HARVESTER IDOL. (Ashton can fill in whatever the Harvester can't.)

3 FP
>"Do you know where we can get some supplies?" (This will give you some rare and otherwise difficult to obtain supplies.)
>"Can we have some of YOUR flesh? We did help you hunt, right?" (ZENITH does want HARVESTER FLESH for its sponsorship. +ASHTON RAPPORT.)
>"Do you know of any sounds that could cause Harvesters like you to go crazy?" (This will make a contract you have to do today, Contract #3, noticeably easier.)

MISC
>Offer some of your FLESH. (+2 FP. This will, obviously, hurt. Can be picked once.)
>Nope. LEAVE. NOW. (+PHYSICAL and MENTAL HEALTH to everyone!)
>Write in?
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>>6473327
>Write in? “We only brought this much with us, but can give you practically all the meat you want later if you come with us, you may not be able to return here though.” Does this count as a live specimen? I bet they could deliver a wealth of knowledge to Isola. (No idea if this has a cost, but probably worth it if it works)
>Offer some of your FLESH. (+2 FP. This will, obviously, hurt. Can be picked once.)
However much we can afford of the following after the write in:
>"We're looking for an ARTIFACT. Got any leads?" It's the last thing you're looking for.
>"What happened here? What even is this place?" ISOLA would pay top dollar for that info.
>"Do you know of any sounds that could cause Harvesters like you to go crazy?" (This will make a contract you have to do today, Contract #3, noticeably easier.)
>"Can you point us towards some easier prey to hunt?" You still want a live animal specimen.
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>>6473339
And of course if they have any doubts about the write in, use the line of reasoning “If we didn’t have more meat than we need back home, how could we be willing to offer to give you this much now?” since food seems pretty scarce here.
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>>6473327
1 each
>"Could you tell us about the sun? Why does it hate ARTIFACTS?" An anomaly repressing sun's light would sure be useful.
>"What happened here? What even is this place?" ISOLA would pay top dollar for that info.

2 each
>"Can you point us towards some easier prey to hunt?" You still want a live animal specimen.
>"Who are YOU? Tell us about your life here." Direct info about an inhibitive of another dimension might sell for a lot.
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>>6473327
1 FP
>"What happened here? What even is this place?" ISOLA would pay top dollar for that info.
>"Could you tell us about the sun? Why does it hate ARTIFACTS?" An anomaly repressing sun's light would sure be useful.

2 FP
>"Can you point us towards some easier prey to hunt?" You still want a live animal specimen.
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>>6473327
>"We're looking for an ARTIFACT. Got any leads?" It's the last thing you're looking for.
>"Could you tell us about the sun? Why does it hate ARTIFACTS?" An anomaly repressing sun's light would sure be useful.
>"What happened here? What even is this place?" ISOLA would pay top dollar for that info.
Spend 3
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>>6473327
+1 to the write-in, but only accept the deal if it's free for now. If it does come with us, we'll either have to give it to ISOLA or hire it as a guard for daily meat. I'm not really willing to spend our FP on this.
>BANK 1
We sorta did get the bundle for Ashton, so I'd like her to have some of it at the least.
1 FP
>"Could you tell us about the sun? Why does it hate ARTIFACTS?" An anomaly repressing sun's light would sure be useful.
>"What happened here? What even is this place?" ISOLA would pay top dollar for that info.
3 FP
>"Do you know where we can get some supplies?" (This will give you some rare and otherwise difficult to obtain supplies.)
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>>6473327
>"Could you tell us about the sun? Why does it hate ARTIFACTS?" An anomaly repressing sun's light would sure be useful.
>"What happened here? What even is this place?" ISOLA would pay top dollar for that info.
>"Can you point us towards some easier prey to hunt?" You still want a live animal specimen.
>BANK 1 FLESH FOR ASHTON LATER
>BANK 1 FLESH FOR POTENTIAL FUTURE BRIBE TO ESCAPE DANGER LATER
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>>6473327
>"We're looking for an ARTIFACT. Got any leads?" It's the last thing you're looking for.
>"What happened here? What even is this place?" ISOLA would pay top dollar for that info.
>"Do you know where we can get some supplies?" (This will give you some rare and otherwise difficult to obtain supplies.)

>Write in? “We only brought this much with us, but can give you practically all the meat you want later if you come with us, you may not be able to return here though.” Does this count as a live specimen? I bet they could deliver a wealth of knowledge to Isola. (No idea if this has a cost, but probably worth it if it works)
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>>6473327
>Offer some of your FLESH. (+2 FP. This will, obviously, hurt. Can be picked once.)
>"Can we have some of YOUR flesh? We did help you hunt, right?" (ZENITH does want HARVESTER FLESH for its sponsorship. +ASHTON RAPPORT.)
>"Do you know of any sounds that could cause Harvesters like you to go crazy?" (This will make a contract you have to do today, Contract #3, noticeably easier.)
>"Know anything about this idol?" Show her the HARVESTER IDOL. (Ashton can fill in whatever the Harvester can't.)
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>>6473327
1 FP
>"Could you tell us about the sun? Why does it hate ARTIFACTS?" An anomaly repressing sun's light would sure be useful.

3FP
>"Do you know of any sounds that could cause Harvesters like you to go crazy?" (This will make a contract you have to do today, Contract #3, noticeably easier.)

>BANK 1 FLESH FOR ASHTON LATER
>BANK 1 FLESH FOR POTENTIAL FUTURE BRIBE TO ESCAPE DANGER LATER
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>>6473460
Support for this. Vincent may have joked about bribing her and I would hate to dissapoint her.
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>>6473327
"Could you tell us about the sun? Why does it hate ARTIFACTS?" An anomaly repressing sun's light would sure be useful.
>"What happened here? What even is this place?" ISOLA would pay top dollar for that info.
>"Do you know of any sounds that could cause Harvesters like you to go crazy?" (This will make a contract you have to do today, Contract #3, noticeably easier.)
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>>6473327
>"We're looking for an ARTIFACT. Got any leads?" It's the last thing you're looking for.
>"Could you tell us about the sun? Why does it hate ARTIFACTS?" An anomaly repressing sun's light would sure be useful.
>"What happened here? What even is this place?" ISOLA would pay top dollar for that info.

>BANK 3 FLESH FOR POTENTIAL FUTURE BRIBE TO ESCAPE DANGER LATER
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Tell you what. Asking the HARVESTER to follow you is the kind of ballsy write in I want to humor. I'm going to boil it down to a skill check instead. As for the other choices?

WHAT TO ASK
ANOMALY HATING SUN: 9 (-1 FP)
WHERE THE HELL ARE WE: 9 (-1 FP)
SOUNDS: 5 (-3 FP)
HUNT: 4
ARTIFACT LEAD?: 4
SUPPLIES: 2
WHO ARE YOU: 1
IDOL: 1
YOUR FLESH: 1

MISC
GIVE FLESH: 2
BANK: 5

I'm going to say you'll ask about the SUN, what the hell happened to the dimension you're in, and what kind of sounds might drive a Harvester to madness. You'll also save 1 FP for Ashton since, well, it'd be kinda rude to not save something for her, right?

I realize my updates are starting to get really staggered, so I'm going to close the thread after this and take a short break (3-4 days) to recharge and to update the pastebins. I'll ask this of thee before hand: Three anons to roll 1d100+19 for me, table below, to see how the female Harvester will react to your request.

HARVESTER TALK-NO-JUTSU (DC 77, +19 to roll)
0 SUCCESSES: "TRICK! TRICK! TRICK! TRICK!" If there's ANYTHING nearby, they surely heard the Harvester's screaming. (You should run. Like, now. Like, three updates ago, actually.)
1 SUCCESS: The Harvester blinks one eye at a time. She doesn't register what you said in any meaningful way. (A dead-end, but at least you're not going to die. She's not coming.)
2 SUCCESSES: "Hhhhh. Sweet smell. Haven't had sweet things in ages. Sweet thing. Now." (You'll have to lose all of your CANDY BUGS to bring her along, but this might be a fair trade. Maybe.)
3 SUCCESSES: A surreal scene plays before you. The Harvester and Ashton both appear to be having a silent conversation about you via body language and blinking. (Whatever happened, the Harvester decided to join. For free.)
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Rolled 9 + 19 (1d100 + 19)

>>6473664
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>6473664
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>6473664
FIGHT!
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How fitting, for the last roll this thread to be 0 SUCCESSES. Good news, you'll still get all of the information you paid for! Bad news, *you better start running.* Maybe there's a reason the only Harvester you normally interact with is Ashton. Maybe there's a reason her being nice is an anomaly in on itself (especially to other Harvesters.)

Thank you everyone for playing. As a reward for my inconsistent schedule, I wish to present this artistic depiction of Ashton to the masses. That is all.

Thread is archived below:
https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Coffee%20Addiction

See you guys in a few days with a fresh thread and a fresh bread.

>>6473667
All he's missing is a stick with a marshmallow stuck on it and he'll be having the time of his life.

>>6473166
>>6473246
>>6473177
And there lies the tale of Lucy's latest anomaly, the LIFEBLOOD GALLOPER. Will it steal her sandwich again? Will it steal the food in your conspicuously unattended lab? The world may never know.
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I for one would like to point out that this is another example of Vincent not being able to talk to women. Very nice artwork by the way.
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>>6473675
do we have any talking reroll items
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>>6473696
Nope, otherwise I would've offered the choice to spend them. Nor do your coworkers have any ways to reroll speech checks. You shot your shot, you failed, that's kinda what happens sometimes.
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>>6473670
>>6473668
>>6473667
...I think that's the worst collection of rolls we've had the entire quest so far. I'm impressed.
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>>6473715
Look man the near naked lizard woman was really distracting
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i want to kill myself anons i really do
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>>6473776
Don't worry about it anon. The dice gods come for us all, sooner or later.
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Our favorite Workaholic is running out of workahol
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>>6474994
Ack.
Tomorrow night at the latest. You'll get your wageslave content soon.



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