It’s Camp Day, everyone! An event that always happens after fighting a shark in hand-to-hand combat. Don’t question it, because the group is geared up and ready to do camp activities like… uh… being around a campfire… even your van is fully into this idea. It left its MECHAVAN tendencies to live up to the moment. What a crazy night this is being. You have zero clues as to what time it is. You know it’s late, and that’s about it.But Evie, Debbie, Ichie, and Holly are all fully energized! Maybe being light on clothes activates something in them. You’re a tired boy on the other hand, but that doesn’t mean you can’t last the night if needed. Time to enjoy what’s left of the night…“Glad you could join us, Debs!” Cheerleader Holly teases the blueberry in skimpy clothes. “I never doubted it, don’t know why…”“I believe we all know why!” Cow Ichie doesn’t like Debbie’s ways.“W-W-What do you mean?” Bikini Debbie is trying to cover her blueberries…“That’s enough. Stop criticizing her when we know who the real culprit is.” Now Maid Evie is brave enough to not cover her eyes. “F-For the last time, Crossbill set this up.” Camper Mode Johnny replies to this slander. That’s you. You’re yourself in Camper Mode. “You all look great, by the way.” You don’t lie. Evie turns red and frowns.“We’ll be stuck bickering if we don’t do something fun. Like Truth or Dare. Who is with me?” Holly takes the lead. “"Not now, Ruby. I don't care if you hate Truth or Dare because of some friend. Believe me, I'll make it fun!"“Sure! It’s like you read my mind… again…” You say. You wanted to bring this up, but you didn’t...“Hehe, let’s go by alphabetical order. Evie! You’re up first!” Holly is in control.“E-Excuse me?! Me?! W-What makes you think I’ll play along?! And that’s not counting that D-Deborah goes before me!” Evie is a grumpy maid.“Trust me, she likes being ignored.” Holly wiggles her eyebrows!“HUH?!” Debbie is offended!“I have no objections, Evie! I’ll allow you to be first only this time! I’m magnanimous like that!” Ichie barely hides her yearning to be number one.“I bet Tina wants you to play…” Holly adds.“Ugh, how did I get in this situation…?” Evie is so embarrassed.You have to make this game go as smoothly as you want!What happens now with Evie?!>[Truth] Evie gets asked if she really hates Johnny now! Or is she starting to like him…?>[Truth] Evie gets asked about what she wants in a romantic relationship! >[Dare] Evie gets dared to sit on Johnny’s lap! She must call him ‘master’ and comfort him like a good maid would for the rest of the night! >[Dare] Evie gets dared to bounce on the van’s impromptu bed! Let her have some fun!>Write In.
>>6463383Information:Twitter: https://twitter.com/QM91mDiscord: https://discord.gg/4YkJguKcBWArchives: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=do+your+best+quest(Rough Grammar ‘till half of the 9th Thread) Incomplete Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-nIx_dvaNCPQ7zLg2BK_ucCyGNM741kAANxqXj7hdDs/edit?usp=sharing Votes: Votes are counted until 25 minutes have passed. This rule doesn't apply to the last reply of the day.Votes that require a dice roll are counted until 15 minutes have passed, so we can speed up the process. Rolls are counted until 10 minutes have passed, so be prepared! (NEW) Dice Mechanic: We always roll 1d100s!Since most people weren’t happy with the system of averaging top four rolls, we’re using best of 2/3/4 depending on the attribute a prompt requires. If Johnny is a genius and it’s a Knowledge based roll, he gets more rolls (Max. 7)! If he sucks, he gets less dice (Min. 2)! When asked for rolls, I will specify how many you’re going to get. Rolling begins after it’s asked. Rolling 100 is a critical! There are no Critical Failures anymore! The difficulty of the roll is tied with the effectiveness of the action. In other words, the harder the option the better the result! Don’t forget that at the end of the day, this is a story-driven quest! What the prompts are describing is more important than the difficulty of the rolls, for results in a fight. Again, rolls are only counted when they are posted within ten minutes of being asked, so watch out!
>>6463383>>[Dare] Evie gets dared to sit on Johnny’s lap! She must call him ‘master’ and comfort him like a good maid would for the rest of the night!
>>6463383>[Dare] Evie gets dared to sit on Johnny’s lap! She must call him ‘master’ and comfort him like a good maid would for the rest of the night!
The game can’t start until the main player decides the type of punishment that will be inflicted upon her. Evie needs to choose carefully. She’s surrounded by people with bad intentions. And dummies. You don’t consider yourself either, but you gotta play along!“Truth or dare, madam?” Holly Gram initiates the first step of this game.“Dare. I’d rather endure your trials than dispense more information that you’ll use against me.” Evie says without hesitation. Without realizing it, she’s underestimating your group.“You can’t stand a little teasing? It’s good you know your shortcomings.” Holly Gram can’t put a stop to her playful attitude. “Should we discuss her, uhm, trial together? It’s more fun if we collaborate, right, friends?”“I totally agree! I’m down for whatever as long as Evie doesn’t blame me for it.” You nod. “I have an immediate suggestion!” Ichie rises up to the challenge! “Evie has been far too spiteful towards Master! I request, no, I demand that she changes her ways!”“That’s… not a dare.” Evie feels pretty safe at the moment. “And I’m not spiteful, I’m responding adequately to… him.”“You’re responding to him alright…” Holly sneers. Evie plays dumb, but her Tina part knows what Holly meant...“But Ichie, only Johnny is capable of changing a hostile stance to a friendly one. And I don’t think forcing the issue is gonna result in anything positive.” Debbie doesn’t see a clear way to do this. By the way, she’s shamelessly hiding behind anything she can find to save face… “Unless…”“No, I’m not forcing anything.” You don’t want to be the villain or villain adjacent.“A-As if you haven’t gotten far enough as is. I tolerate you. That’s your winning flag of the day. Flame it proudly.” Evie closes her eyes with an indignant expression. “Hmph! You truly need an attitude adjustment!” Ichie pouts. “I demand you to fill your role as a maid, and comfort Johnny as your master. And yes, you must call him as such for the rest of night!”“Wait what.” Okay, this can’t be your fault. “I-I didn’t choose this uniform! T-This has nothing to do with me. I don’t carry such duties.” Evie doesn’t believe this is fair.“You have to wear it proudly, that’s the soldier’s way…” Holly chuckles. “Sit on his lap!” Ichie demands!“HUH?!” Evie is flabbergasted! Dumbfounded! Speechless!“And be nice to him! Go!” Ichie stresses! “This will make you repent your ways…”“You heard the gal, your throne awaits.” Holly is enjoying this messy situation.“If it can’t be helped…” You shrug and tap your lap. In some places you’re called a king… of comfiness! “You…” Evie is already beyond flustered even before sitting...
>>6463455“Hey! Give him comfort! That’s the challenge!” Ichie remarks.“…” Debbie is watching attentively in her own unique way…“I-I assure you that I’m playing along because T-Tina is the one who wants this…” A nervous Evie stands up in front of you.“It’s been one hell of a day for me, Evie. I don’t mind a moment of relative peace.” You say.“Huh…” Evie expected you to be more… cheeky. “Johnny, I…”“It’s Master.” Ichie corrects.“Ngh, Master…” Evie sits on your lap. “I-I-Is this comfortable to you…?” “Maybe if we cuddle…” You say as cuddlemaniac.“Ruby, quiet. You’ll cuddle with him in a minute, it’ll be fine.” Holly Gram calms her body’s desires…“I-I don’t usually do this, but here…” Evie allows your head to relax over her chest… It’s the only lateral move that these positions allow. She begins petting your head from the back. “Better…?”“Thank you…” You get really comfy and close your eyes.“...Heh, you’re such a silly man. Don’t get used to this.” Evie softly smiles as she continues caressing you…“You’re so much nicer than I thought…!” Debbie can’t believe the change of heart.“What do you mean, Evie? You’re staying all night like this.” Ichie says.“HUH?!” Evie isn’t mentally ready for this.“We gotta continue before our prince goes to sleep!” Holly Gram wants the game to continue. “Debbie, you’re up! You can’t hide forever!”“Huh?! Me?! B-But what happened to ignoring me…?!” Debbie is in shock!“You aren’t precisely the easiest one to look over, you know?” Holly Gram jokes.The embarrassed blueberry is the next target for fun! Alphabetic order be damned! That’s what you think in the comfort of your maid’s bossom…What happens now with Debbie?! >[Dare] Debbie is dared to sing and dance around like she always does! >[Dare] Debbie is dared to be your big pillow! You deserve another big hug!>[Truth] Debbie gets asked who she really is… to expose her true idol nature! The others don’t know! Tina is especially curious!>[Truth] Debbie gets asked why she keeps spying on her manager…>Write In.(Last reply of the day, we continue tomorrow!)
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>>6463456>[Truth] Debbie gets asked who she really is… to expose her true idol nature! The others don’t know! Tina is especially curious!
>>6463483Supporting this
Post tomorrow! I got too tired to deliver it today. My bad!
Debbie’s bewilderment doesn’t stop her from becoming the center of attention! Next step is to learn if this is going to be Truth or Dare. But before that, Evie has something to say…“You know, maybe you aren’t so bad…” Evie likes scratching your messy hair, you’re too relaxed to even say a word. It’s too comforting! But everyone’s attention is drawn elsewhere… Towards the main attraction!“B-But…!” Debbie wasn’t mentally prepared for this role. Now you know your key talent doesn’t know how to handle the nerves. “Truth or Dare, Ms. Deborah?!” The mad cow, Ichie, demands an answer.“Huh… uh… uh… T-Truth…?” Debbie’s brain is on the verge of malfunctioning.“Truth? Now we’re talking!” Holly Gram nods at the decision. “I-I take it back…!” Debbie doesn’t like the look in Holly’s eyes.“No! No backsies!” Ichie has a mean streak for whatever reason. “I’m the attacker in this scenario, and you can’t walk back your decision.”“Sorry, Debbie, she’s got a point.” You shrug. Usually, Ichie would be the one asking questions. But in Holly’s world, the game plays by its own script... Before anyone can come up with a question, Evie sheepishly raises her hand… Everyone is so surprised by her willingness to play along, that she gets to ask impeded. “Tina has been meaning to ask. You look familiar to her. Who are you exactly?” Evie has been wondering for a while.“F-F-Familiar in what way?” Debbie doesn’t know how to respond.“Just tell them about your debauchery, Deborah!” Ichie thinks pushing this is a winning move.“I think she means that other thing.” You adjust your glasses. “The thing you’re known for.”“I-I’m not a pervert!” Debbie refuses to engage with the idea.“Your job, Debbie.” You deadpan.“O-Oh. Hehe. I…” Debbie wants the ground to eat her… “D-Do I have to…?” Everyone glares at her. The Blueberry covers her body in shame, and begins spilling the beans...“I’m… I’m a… musician…?” Debbie downplays her success.“Not just any musician…” Holly whistles.“Huh… What’s an Ambition-P? Tina keeps repeating it.” Evie scratches her head in obvious confusion.“Me… It’s my stage name...” Debbie shrinks in place.“For an idol…” Holly whistles.“And you’re well-known?” Evie wonders.“Allegedly...” Debbie doesn’t want the conversation to continue.“NO! S-She’s not just well-known! She’s a celebrity! One of the biggest celebrities in the entire country! T-There’s no one who doesn’t know who Ambition-P is!!!” Tina bursts out to spell the magnitude of this revelation! Now she turns back to Evie… “H-Huh?! Y-You’re incredibly famous?!”“Y-You’re a Performastar?! The highest honor an active musician can have?!” Ichie realizes pretty quickly what this truly means.
>>6464142“That’s what the P means? T-That’s awful…” Holly didn’t know that.“I-I guess… It’s not a big deal...” Debbie doesn’t like this kind of attention.“Not a big deal?! Don’t diminish your title! Wear it proudly!” Ichie doesn’t mince her words!“Wait, wait, wait! You called this man your manager before! Tina is saying he’s in charge of your career?! Why him?” Evie grabs your face! Holly starts cracking up.“W-We partnered up recently! I’ve been in a slump, and I needed fresh ideas! I believe in his vision!” Debbie says with less shame than before!“Master has a good head on his shoulders, that’s true.” Ichie gets her.“No! He does not! He has proven again and again that he doesn’t! And with your resume, Deborah, you could’ve picked anyone in the country!” Evie frowns.“Hey, how do you know I don’t have qualifications?” You raise an eyebrow. “This is not an admission that I don’t have said qualifications.” “You’re in high school!” Evie pouts. She’s got a point. “Like, look at her! Look at what she’s doing! She’s doing it for you! This isn’t proper! This is insanity!”“S-Stop, I’d do anything to keep his services! He’s the one I need!” Debbie doesn’t want to let you go! Metaphorically!“You made one of the greatest musicians in this country beg for your services… Humiliate herself like this…” Evie can’t believe this. “How…?”“A-And I wouldn’t hesitate to do this again… I need him!” Debbie feels like this was the moment to show courage. She chose wrong. You wish you could’ve gotten a word in before she said it.“…” Evie has no words. “Woah! That’s almost commendable if you weren’t such a deviant, Ms. Deborah!” Ichie looks down on Debbie.“Y-Yeah, I think I went pretty light on you, Debs. Because this is… phew.” Even Holly Gram believes Debbie is a lost cause.“I-I MEANT AS MY MANAGER!” Debbie can’t handle all the eyes on her…You facepalm…This is the perfect opportunity for the game to continue… Take the chance, and stop Debbie’s humiliation! What happens now with Holly?!>[Truth] Holly gets asked why she knows Debbie! Everyone will learn about the connections made in the Bubble Dimension, and more about Debbie’s past.>[Truth] Holly gets asked what her real name is! It can’t be Holly Gram after all!>[Dare] Holly gets dared to do a full cheerleading routine! She has the outfit for it!>[Dare] Holly gets dared to do something Ruby wouldn't be caught dead doing! (Might produce scandalous results.)>Write In.(Continuing a little later in the day! Thank you for your patience!)
>>6464143>>[Truth] Holly gets asked what her real name is! It can’t be Holly Gram after all!
>>6464143>[Dare] Holly gets dared to do a full cheerleading routine! She has the outfit for it!
>>6464143>[Truth] Holly gets asked what her real name is! It can’t be Holly Gram after all!>[Truth] Holly gets asked why she knows Debbie! Everyone will learn about the connections made in the Bubble Dimension, and more about Debbie’s past.More blueberry bulling
>>6464157This
You must draw attention away from the Blueberry! That’s the exact opposite thing you should be doing for your job, but the idol is going to appreciate it nonetheless. Maybe not as much as her peeping, but hey, it’s something.“Ehem! Game continues!” You cough. “Holly, Truth or Dare?” “Trying to save your talent from this well-earned humiliation? You really have a heart of gold, Mr. Manager.” Holly is *not* being sarcastic. Debbie looks thankful after listening carefully! “I’ll take Truth. Allow me to show everyone how to keep your composure!”“Huh… What’s your real name? I love your nickname as much as anyone else, but that can’t be it, right? It’s fine if you don’t remember though.” You’re realizing that this might be a sensitive question.“It’s a nickname…?” Evie can’t believe it. Maybe during her time, holograms weren’t a concept.“A cute pet name just like yours, Evie.” Holly boops your maid’s nose. She’s annoyed. Mission accomplished. “But yeah, my real name… It’s been so long since I’ve heard someone utter it…Heh, how strange.”“I’ve never thought about it. You were the first people to say my name in almost a century…” Evie realizes how heavy it is. “And for you… It’s been many times that.” “Mhm, I want everyone to pay close attention. This is the name that was on the verge of being lost to time…” Holly Gram gets serious.“W-What is it?” Ichie really wants to know! How predictable!“...” Debbie is peeping, err, watching intensively.“My name is…” Holly Gram takes a deep breath. “Lana Uccelli.”“W-What?!!!! You may be related to that one teacher at my school!” Ichie can’t believe it.“No! She’s lying! That’s not her name!” You poop the party because you’re the one being teased here.”She’s messing with me.”“How so? The name sounds familiar to Tina...” Evie wants to know. “Wait, a teacher you say? Is that the one you kidnapped?!”“N-No comments.” You don’t wanna talk about Bagna! “Holly Gram! Follow the rules!”“Ahahahaa! Come here, Johnny. I’ll whisper it to you…” Holly Gram chuckles as she gets close. It’s Mei.” She tenderly smiles as she steps back. “Do you like it?”“Mei? It’s very cute!” You nod.“Heh, I wanted you to be the first one to hear it.” Mei sincerely says. “Took me a bit to find the name of this legendary scientist, but it was here. Not all knowledge is lost.” She taps her head. Technically, it’s Ruby’s, but the point stands. “No more data leaks here! Call me as you please! Holly Gram, Mei, Better Ruby, it all works!”
>>6464370“I’ll stick to Mei! I can get used to this.” You like it! What a wholesome round of Truth and Dare this has been! “No!” Ichie frowns.“Ichie, you don’t get to decide if I get used to it or not. Nobody does. Not even me.” You get philosophical.“N-Not that! I’ll believe in your ability to recall various names!” Ichie shakes her head. “What I’m getting at is that this round can’t be this easy. If we were having a serious game, our names would be displayed on a plaque or something similar! It doesn’t count!”“Are you try-harding in a game of Truth or Dare…?” You raise an eyebrow.“Only one of us can win…” Ichie nods. What? What is she talking about?“Her point stands.” Evie crosses her arms as she bounces on your lap for no reason. “A different truth must be revealed. Mei, I’m sure you agree.” She thinks she’s getting back at Holly Mei!“Haha, bring it on! Ask me anything, girls. I welcome the curiosity.” Mei, the Smug Specter, claps.“U-Uhm, I’ve been meaning to ask…” Debbie somehow regained her composure for this moment. “Where do you know me from? I-I mean, I know I’m a celebrity, but, uhm, some of your comments make me believe you know more than the average fan! Your speech pattern, it reminds me of someone from my dreams...”“From the Bubble! That’s what Johnny calls it, right?” Mei doesn’t feel the need to go on a tangent.“Tina is wondering what a woman named ‘Scarlet’ has to do with this. I don’t follow the connection, and I’m afraid of getting answers..” Evie is puzzled beyond belief. “N-No, pffft, not that! That’s Bubbles! I meant the other dimension!” Mei says again.“What...?” Debbie is even more confused.“Other dimension? Are you making fun of me?” Evie doesn’t like this answer.“Oh! Lost civilizations and other dimensions…!” Ichie nods. “T-This is not easy to take in! W-What are you talking about?!”“You… You haven’t told them all the details…?” Mei looks to you for answers. You shake your head rapidly. “I must’ve sounded insane when we met then!”“Truthfully, there’s no word that has come out of your mouth that I wouldn’t classify as insane.” Evie doesn’t like Mei’s usual demeanor. “But this is surpassing it!”“And above all, I don’t think it’s an easy conversation to bring up. Or one that makes sense for that matter.” You point out.“Y-You met me in a different dimension…?” Debbie can’t believe it! “Is this connected to those dreams I had…?”“Most likely. Now that they’ve seen you participate in a ghost fight, and you deal with our adorable second-rate ghost over here.” Holly pinches Evie’s face. “It’ll be easier to grasp!”
>>6464372“T-Then I have to know more!” Debbie demands it.“I-I’m listening! Taking notes! I’m prepared to receive this knowledge and nurture it!” Ichie wants to know.“Explain, please…” Evie is curious too.“So, yeah, a group of friends and I went to the past by accident… Well, kinda…” You begin explaining — wait a minute. “Hey, this isn’t my turn. Mei, you do it!”“Damn, I almost tricked you into doing this for me again.” Holly chuckles. “You know the gist about where I come from. But Johnny and I met in this different version of the past. Another dimension. A copy of this world from around 25 years ago, give or take. In the tiny town of Xumenlo, the hero of our story went out of his way to help the townsfolk. And among them, our little tiny Debbie was there. She was part of a cult who wanted to avenge my civilization — and…”“Stop.” Debbie needs a moment. “W-W-What do you mean your civilization?”“Huh? Oh yeah, you weren’t there when Johnny introduced me! I’m a Chi-Athua, nice to meetcha!” Mei winks.“…” Debbie is speechless. “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!” “Ahahahahahahahaha!!!” Mei, the former hologram, bursts into laughter…
>>6464373After Debbie received this news well, Mei explained some of the events that happened in the Bubble Dimension, and the origin of the term ‘Blueberry’. Wherever Vanessa van Zulekom is, this is her only standing legacy…“A parallel dimension, a mirror from the past. What in the world are you doing, Johnny Ando?” Evie feels like she’s sitting on the lap of an eldritch monster.“My best.” You deadpan.“M-Master, you’re an adventurer by trade! I’m getting so excited about what we will face together in the future!” Ichie’s respect grows for you!“M-Mei, Ms. Mei, Ms. Holly Gram Mei… I… I… W-We have so much to talk about!” Debbie never thought this could ever happen. “T-This revelation is so… so incredible…!”
>>6464374“Sure! When you aren’t almost naked, I’d love to chat about what your weirdo guardians were doing! And I don’t mean that.” Mei wiggles her eyebrows. Debbie turns red again… Oh no, not more innuendos… “Like, I can’t just tell you about how your buddy Yu Yan might be my child like this! She’s a Chi-Athua too!” Mei just wants Debbie to freak out!“S-SHE’S WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!” Debbie is losing her mind again.“Ruby, you too should calm down!” Mei has a hearty laugh!“Hang on, how do you get from extreme poverty to stardom like Debbie did...?” Ichie feels like there are some missing pieces.“Never heard of a rags to riches story?” Evie asks.“N-No, but I’m listening and taking notes!” Ichie wants her return to glory from hobohood.“That’s a story for Debbie to tell. Or should I say… Amber?” Holly Mei teases.“HUH? Huh, u-uhm, it’s not my turn!” Debbie shakes her head rapidly, And by shaking her head, her blueberries… well…“It must’ve been quite the experience for you… Hmm…” Evie combs your hair with her fingertips. “And yeah, we all know who is next anyway…” Mei’s eyes turn to Ichie…Your try-hard apprentice is next…What happens now with Ichie?! >[Truth] Ichie will talk about her fun childhood memories! You don’t really know all the details of her past.>[Truth] Ichie will divulge Evie’s weaknesses. Her source? Her entity, Sekhmet!>[Dare] Ichie will be dared to do her best Suan De impression!>[Dare] Ichie will be dared to act like a loyal bovine! If Evie was forced to act like a maid, Ichie will receive the same treatment...>Write In.(Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6464376>>[Truth] Ichie will talk about her fun childhood memories! You don’t really know all the details of her past.
>>6464376>[Truth] Ichie will talk about her fun childhood memories! You don’t really know all the details of her past.>Write In.“We meet once, but that was like a month or so ago in a theme park.”
>>6464376>[Truth] Ichie will talk about her fun childhood memories! You don’t really know all the details of her past.
Apologies again, post will be delivered tomorrow! Sorry for the delay!
>>6464763Take your time, no worries
All eyes shift to Ichie. She’s the next one in line. The confident bovine welcomes the challenge with a strong pose. She’s determined to be victorious, as little sense as that makes… “So you’re finally realizing that I’m the biggest threat in this game... The sure winner…” Ichie exclaims.“No, girl, it’s your turn to play.” Holly pokes Ichie’s head. “You know the deal, Truth or Dare!”“There’s no challenge that I’m not willing to accept, but… you hogged the spotlight for far too long, and I know why. The trick is to choose Truth! So I’m choosing Truth!” Ichie wants to be the center of attention! Because that leads to winning!“I have a question!” You raise your dummy hand. “Can you tell us about your fun childhood memories? I wanna know more about you, Ichie.”“M-Master! You do?! I’ll absolutely humor you with all the details! Is everyone in favor?” Ichie thinks this is an easy win.“Seconded, I want to know where you went wrong.” Evie says it very seriously!“H-How rude! You’re enjoying Master's lap, and you act so grumpily. Who can understand you?!” Ichie pouts.“I-I’m not enjoying anything.” Evie is taken aback.“Then what’s up with all the rubbing and cuddling then?” Holly asks with a cheeky smile.“T-That’s part of my dare, I don’t want to lose!” Evie clarifies.“And I like it!” You add!“Yes! And he likes it!” Evie agrees. “H-Hang on, I don’t care if you do or not!”“You totally do, don’t be silly.” Mei pokes her face once again.“Y-Yeah, even I can tell!” Debbie, the peeper, says. Her comment somehow offends Evie the most.“E-Enough with her, this is my spotlight! My truth!” Ichie wants all the attention! “Tell us about the farmlands then, little bovine.” Holly Mei is curious about Ichie.“Oh! You're aware of the codename of our laboratory? It was supposed to be top secret, but I shouldn’t underestimate people from ancient times!” Ichie is impressed by Holly’s research.“S-Sorry, girl. But I’m making fun of your outfit, nothing more.” Mei lets a nervous chuckle out. “What do you mean by the laboratory?”“It’s the place where I grew up! It was supposed to be only during Summer Camp, but it kept going and going!” Ichie clarifies. “Summer camp…?” You raise an eyebrow.
>>6465089“Yes! Science Camp! I still remember the first day! My mother broke into tears when the nice men took me to the bus. We couldn’t waste the scholarship my father granted me. But she, that silly sprout, wanted me to stay!” Ichie nods. “Guess what was the first thing she did when we met again after all these years? You guessed it! Let the tears flow! What a crybaby. Hehe!”“I-Ichie, what are you talking about?” You need answers.“Of course your mother would cry seeing you, no matter where…” Mei adds.“But it’s so dramatic! It’s just Science Camp!” Ichie doesn’t listen.“I don’t believe she thought she’d see you again. I can relate to that.” Mei explains.“Did you even know who these men were? You were kidnapped!” Evie wonders.“Enough questions! We’re talking about my nice childhood memories, everyone! No need to frown! Let me tell you, Science Camp was an incredible experience! At first, it wasn’t so much though. I spent a few days inside the Cinderblock of Obedience. A concrete room. Me, all alone. I couldn’t tell day from night. Always one lightbulb on. It felt like months! But it made me appreciate the sunlight so much more after that. I felt like my mom when I saw the sun again!” Ichie remembers… fondly? “But that’s the path of growing up! Even if the adults in charge thought most of us were becoming non-verbal. How silly, right? Me? Ever staying quiet? It sounds ridiculous now!”“Y-Yeah, i-it does…” Mei tries to match Ichie’s energy, but can’t.“It’s not that uncommon. When life beats you down, you can lose your voice…” Debbie speaks from experience.“I was being dramatic, that’s all!” Ichie shakes her head.“I think your feelings back then were valid…” Debbie argues.“No, the word you’re looking for is childish and uncouth!” Ichie disagrees. “One always has to stand tall against adversity!” “True, but you were in a situation no child should be in.” Evie notes.“The future still has some rough edges, huh.” Mei smiles wryly.“Y-You’re only saying this to interrupt me! Take my points away…” Ichie won’t fall for these schemes!“Continue then, we’re listening.” You let Ichie speak her truth.
>>6465090“Free from there, I finally met my first friend! Oh, how I remember her fondly! We didn’t say a word, but we liked being next to each other. That’s the joy of Science Camp! One day, you feel like you’re gonna be all alone forever, and the next day, you’re crying over your newest friend’s shoulder! Oh, and the clarity of mind that solitude gives you is so wonderful! I was able to focus so much on all the tasks the camp bosses made me go through. Not that I could question anything. No, sir! It’d be bad for me! I never knew what happened if you disobeyed too much, but I didn’t want to know. I could stand the pills, but the injections always scared me. Not now though.” Ichie chuckles. “But it was all in my best interests. To become the best version of myself. That’s what my father told us all! Always so encouraging and kind! He was the camp director, you see? So he went the extra mile for all of us! Pushed us to our limits! He wanted us to be the best! No one can surpass us!”“T-This happened under your father’s supervision?!” Evie can’t believe it. “H-He’s a monster! A vile man!” That’s Dr. Saionji for you… Wilma was right about him!“T-Take that back! He cared for us all! For all of our results! We got movies thanks to him! Yeah, they were repetitive, and we couldn’t look away — but it was better than the Cinderblock!” Ichie pouts. “By a thin margin, I imagine.” You say. “Ichie, it’s okay to realize some of our childhood memories are in trauma land.”“N-No! I wasn’t going insane during the films. I was comforted by the images. Very different!” Ichie says.“I-I’m afraid to ask what the videos were about…” Debbie admits.“It’s a form of torture or brainwashing. Neither is better. Ichie, your father was a cretin, and I’m being light.” Evie doesn’t sugarcoat it.“I’d slap him if I had the chance! Total cocksucker.” Mei is in sync with Evie. They both look at each other and nod. Evie can stand some profanity, huh… “We already know her dad is a serial killer, so it doesn’t come to us as a surprise that he’s a monster.” You say. “Ichie, you promised Wilma that you should stop being silly about what’s obvious to everyone.”“N-No! I mean, yes! B-But it’s different! M-Maybe he changed later… or something!” Ichie doesn’t know how to react. “He was nice! He saw something in all of us… in me… He knew I wasn't a failure… I couldn’t be!”“Ichie…” You shake your head.
>>6465092“Listen, for you to understand what I mean, here, just as an example of his greatness: When I overheard him and another researcher talk about my psychic results being disappointing - as I was meant to excel at due to my genetics - I begged for a chance to show my physical prowess instead. I needed to be one of the best that he envisioned. And my grit was enough to convince him to give me a chance! He allowed me to continue on this wonderful journey if I was able to outrun a lion. A fair request. So that’s how it started! Trained to beat a lion in speed… and that’s what I did. Over and over again. Mr. Lion never stood a chance. They even trained him to beat me, and he couldn’t! I remember Mr. Lion’s sore loser face. He almost got me a couple of times, but nuh-uh. I was the best! Father was so impressed! I became one of his favorites for my commendable resilience! I was showing the qualities he wanted! So fun!”“You find that fun…?” Debbie doesn’t get it.“Exhilarating, yes! But not everything was sunshine and rainbows at Science Camp!” Ichie shakes her head.“From what you’re saying, there were literally no sunshines or rainbows at Science Camp.” You deadpan. “Just lions.”“And human experiments.” Mei adds.“And torture.” Evie adds.“N-No, I mean, it was all for our focused development! For example, there were the elimination phases. Science Camp couldn’t host us all forever, so we had to trim the fat. Get rid of those who weren’t performing at the expected level. But the fewer we were, the easier it was to get attached to each other. The defected were withdrawn and useless. But the rest of us, we were meant to be heroes.” Ichie laments. “But we started to show weakness! And Father didn’t stand weakness. You need to stand on your own two feet, not depend on your peers. So it all became about finding the sole heir. Pitting the remaining of us against each other!” “In what world is collaboration weakness...?” Evie looks heartbroken.“In an idiot’s world.” Mei keeps it simple.“Agreed.” Debbie looks at you and Mei (Ruby)...“No! In the real world, sillies! Even if I loved my friend. Even if we were there from the start. Even if we shared beds together, laughed together, and cried together — we both hesitated, but when we looked at my father, he told us to do what needed to be done. She still hesitated, and I didn’t…” Ichie smiles.“Oh, the joy of Science Camp! I became who I am thanks to it! I became someone my father was so proud of! Out of all of his children, I was the one who he loved the most… I gained his approval… It was all worth it… all.. worth it...” Ichie shakes her head. “What marvelous childhood memories, right?!”“No! They were awful!” Evie doesn’t mince her words. “Listen to yourself! Hell, listen to us, we’ve been telling you this the entire time.”
>>6465093“No! They were awful!” Evie doesn’t mince her words. “Listen to yourself! Hell, listen to us, we’ve been telling you this the entire time.”“A-Awful?! I-I have plenty more stories I can dig up from Science Camp! I didn’t even mention the Hunting Games, a-and…” Ichie feels cornered. She doesn’t want to lose.“It’s alright, Ichie. You don’t need to say more. We got the picture.” Mei looks heartbroken as she places her hand over the anxious girl’s shoulder. “Let’s keep having fun, okay?”“Do you want a group hug, Ichie?” You ask with concern in your face.“I-I’d love a solo hug, but why does everyone look so concerned? Did I say something wrong?” Ichie is utterly confused.“Your life sucked so much, Ichie…!” Debbie cries out loud!“HUH?! H-How dare you?!” Ichie doesn’t get it at all!Somehow, Ichie made a centennial woman who lost her civilization, a war veteran who was betrayed by her most loyal men, and a lonely girl who was raised in a cult feel bad for her…Mei hinted that this will be in reverse order, so it’s likely it’ll be your turn twice. For now, though, you need to embrace the first challenge…It’s your turn…? What happens to you now…?>[Truth] Ichie wants to make the mood light again! So she asks you the story of why your parents let you live alone. She's in for more sad backstories...>[Truth] Holly asks you to tell her all the stuff you've gotten up to since she left you! She knows the answer to all the other stuff!>[Truth] Evie asks you when your lust for women is ever going to be quenched. How mean.>[Dare] Debbie tells you to take off your shirt. To much judgment and teasing…>[Dare] Ruby demands justice! She wants you to spank Holly (her) for her meaness. Y-Yeah... Totally for justice...>[Dare] Tina asks you to dress up with/for her! The only wholesome one!>Write In.(QM note: Don’t worry, we will pick another one of these prompts in the next post.)
>>6465095>[Dare] Tina asks you to dress up with/for her! The only wholesome one!>Something that keeps with her ninja theme up in the opening post picture.
>>6465095>>[Truth] Holly asks you to tell her all the stuff you've gotten up to since she left you! She knows the answer to all the other stuff!
>>6465095>[Truth] Holly asks you to tell her all the stuff you've gotten up to since she left you! She knows the answer to all the other stuff!
Sorry, everyone! Next post will be long. To ensure its quality, we will be posting on the weekend. Here, a cute ninja pic as a little reward anyway! Thank your for your patience!
>>6465095We need to get San and Wilma to open up a bubble dimension of Ichie's brain so we can fix this shit. Yeesh. >[Dare] Tina asks you to dress up with/for her! The only wholesome one!
>>6465095>[Dare] Tina asks you to dress up with/for her! The only wholesome one!
>>6465189Nice! Cute ninja Tina!Johnny: I thought we were going all traditional with our hakama?
>>6465439Celia's whole wish granting sequence only gets funnier in retrospect. We should've asked for something truly absurd like a Piece of Power or something. At least we've paid her back. Well then again we got prime real estate in return for taking down the mafia...I don't know it's probably roughly even.
Sorry, everyone. We will be delaying the post until it's done (some time during the week.) It's a biggie! It'll be the last one of the thread. And sorry for the hectic week, we'll do our best to avoid it from happening again! As an apology, enjoy this mysterious Ninja!
>>6465095If dressing up as a ninja is added I want to shamelessly undress in front of everyone. Lets the girls savior Johnny’s well trained body and cool scar.
Waiting warmly and take your time 91m10
Sorry, lads. Sadly, it's been a busy few weeks for me, and I want to get everything settled before I can run consistently again. But do not fret, all the effort is being put into the next post! Here, an apology Pumpkin in the meantime!
>>6468854Oh no... she's cute...
>>6468951She's cute but it's tragic how any woman Johnny becomes interested in puts on 40 pounds immediately. I'm starting to think it's a secret power of Philonune's.
Once again, you’re going to make the focus shift away from the suffering girl. In this case, out of your own volition. It’s your turn to decide between Truth or Dare. The Game Host takes notice to move the game along…“If Ichie wants no hugs, guess we’re jumping onto who is next…” Mei doesn’t want to linger on Ichie’s traumatic childhood for much longer. She feels bad, but if Ichie isn’t ready to confront the truth, she’ll let it slide for a more appropriate time. “Johnny, it’s time!”Everyone’s eyes dart on you like they are cats ready to be fed. “Truth or Dare?” Evie asks instead of the smug angel because she’s ready to put you on the spot.“Truth!” You say without qualms.“Feeling brave, huh?” Evie will take advantage. “Let me think...”“I-I…” Debbie has questions, so many, but her mind is fried by the possibilities.“Bzzt, sorry, too slow. I’m curious about something.” Mei raises her hand. Evie and Debbie want to protest, but the smug ghost pays no mind. “Can you go into detail about the stuff you’ve been doing on this side of the world? The stories I’m not privy to.” “Ah, yes, the long tales of my adventures.” You act like you’re stroking your beard. You don’t have a beard. Not even a mustache. You’re pathetic.“How long is this going to take?” Evie wonders out loud.“As long as it needs to, but not as long as you want.” You say.“It’ll never be enough…” Ichie knows there’s a limited amount of time. She’s taking notes again…“You couldn’t have done that much, you said you’ve been out for only a couple of weeks, right?” Evie analyzes.“Don’t act surprised if he wants you to stay up all night…” Mei wiggles her eyebrows.“A-An all-nighter…?” Debbie’s imagination is running rampant.“D-Don’t drool! Have some shame!” Evie barks.“Okay, I’m gonna start the long, but very detailed stories of my trials and tribulations!” You sell the upcoming retelling! “Pay attention, everyone… Uhm, there has to be some way to show you what I’m talking about…”“Why don’t you use your camouflage to create pictures of your memories? You can mess with how the light reflects on you and objects you touch, right?” Mei suggests. You forget she’s supposed to be a genius sometimes!“Oh, I can try that. What’s the last thing you remember?”“A certain Tomato acting as a backpack in this world, if you catch my wavelength!” Mei says.“Hmm? A tomato? What do you mean?” Evie tilts her head curiously.“Then we know where we can start…” You hold your paper bag and begin shifting its appearance to make them picture-like… They have no idea why you have that in your pocket, but soon, they will understand...
>>6474446This is how the biggest and most detailed retelling of your adventures since the Bubble begins. You don’t skim over any details. None. If there’s something that you do, these girls will know — whether they’ll remember it is a whole other story…And you blame Debbie for this. She insisted that getting every single detail was part of the dare and that Mei deserves the entire truth. No censoring, no limits, no skipping! That’s the spirit of the game! Mei was so amused by the idol’s unrepentant perversion that she agreed, but she will tease her for the rest of time.The retelling begins after your return from the bubble, straight to meeting with Amelia at the cemetery to find Fiora. You skipped the part where Amelia told you about the news you were missing. Who cares about the Super Prisoner who the Markgician aided in escaping the Shotgun Kiss? That’s never going to be relevant!The important parts are Fiora, Odetta, and the wacky story about all of your parents/guardians saving the world from extinction! The reactions are wild, everyone is bewildered by these revelations. The world was so close to ending! Tina couldn’t believe these stories will start with such stakes, it doesn’t feel real to her. Evie agrees, her efforts during her time didn’t amount to much, well, time before another crisis! Ichie grew up believing her mother’s stories were nothing but fairy-tales, but she’s psyched that her mother was one of the priestesses who saved the world! She thinks that gives her a connection with you! Ruby casually mentions regretting never meeting your mother, as she sounded lovely, even if troubled. Debbie was also kinda there, she was painting her nails with Fiora. That probably delayed the Coconut Head from helping her fellow priestesses against the world ending threat. Whoops. A special thing to note is that none of them even mentioned your catchphrase. This is a betrayal of the highest order and you’ll never find it in your heart to forgive them.
>>6474447Now you describe the Cooking Duel, and all the wacky antics that led up to it! You and Kata vs. Gerard and Vivienne!Ruby finds your ability to get into trouble fairly concerning, but she’s glad you tried to put Gerard in his place. Tina, on the other hand, finds it all cool from beginning to end. Ichie wondered what the cake would taste like, she’s interested in trying it out. Mei thinks it’s hilarious how many people got involved in this petty duel. Debbie got fairly emotional (crybaby style) when you got to the part where you met like it was some fateful meeting and not something silly. Debbie also mentioned that she and Ivanna used to be classmates. Makes sense since you met them both in the bubble. She was the strict one – and Ivanna was a delinquent. Always at odds with each other, but a friendly rivalry. She was a little hurt that she didn’t seem to recall her – and she was too awkward to bring it up. Ruby blames it on the green. Evie was fairly unimpressed by the whole debacle, but she was in for a sweet surprise…
>>6474449You tell them about Vivi’s very serious condition that can only be rectified by love!Evie did not like this. Not at all. She did NOT agree that this was the best course of action. Debbie loved every detail, even if you were pretty vague after a certain point for private reasons. She couldn’t believe it happened so close to her, almost regretting that she missed it. Or maybe you’re describing it in a way to make her look bad, who knows? Oh, Mei does! She said the Blueberry is a certain ‘P’ word that better describes her. One that will linger over her forehead for the rest of the night. Ichie agrees with Mei’s statement, and the rest of the girls don’t even bother to protest on Debbie's behalf…
>>6474450You recall the beginning of the Band Recruitment process! Getting Ajna, Ruby, Nariko, and Yu Yan involved...Evie openly questions if you’re a lazyhead for recruiting people who lived in the same building. This is the part where you waited for someone to defend you, but their voices were silent. The betrayal hurts. Debbie said something to back you, but nobody takes her seriously. Not because she’s a pervert, but because she’s silly. Either way, Tina can’t believe Ruby is also an idol! The redhead tried to play it cool, but you can glance a hint of joy. Ichie doesn’t like that Nariko is drawing a bigger spotlight, but respects her and Yu Yan for pulling this off. Mei sounds so proud of her daughter, but the recruitment itself isn’t a done thing…
>>6474451You tell them about your very intense fight against Rooke! And your subsequent coming into a friendly agreement.A befuddled Evie wonders why you are befriending a man holding a hostage. Ruby struggles with the fact that if you step out of the apartment for more than a minute that you can get into trouble. Ichie and Tina are both impressed by your cunning and ability to stand tall against Rooke’s challenge, and very concerned about Yu Yan’s terrorist past. Like, they won’t let it go. Yu would pinch them if she was here. Mei says girls like Yu Yan can have those types of phases when growing up, and that it’s fiiiine. Debbie mentions she hasn’t had much of a chance to meet her neighbors, and wonders if she should be scared.
>>6474452Now you sigh before telling them about Piss Town and Tonu… The supposed rightful holder of Nariko’s keyboard… and his two loses...Ichie lambastes the Sword delinquent as a two-faced jerk. No kind words whatsoever. It appears her former friends were connected to him, and she never appreciated this facade of everyone involved at all. Tina feels slightly bad about Nariko stone-walling Tonu at every point, but what can you do? Ruby doesn’t like that you call her former school by its very fitting nickname, or that the first thing Nariko encountered was bullying by her classmates (Phoebe and Eloise). Two which Ruby knew from her time in the academy’s band. She’s disappointed by her behavior to say the least. Mei believes Yu Yan blessed the Academy with a proper name. Debbie didn’t know how much trouble it was to get the keyboard! Evie is concerned that this is the most important school in the country, and everyone seems to be, well, insane…
>>6474453You sigh louder than before telling them about the Principals’ nonsense, what the delinquency was all about, the Crown, and your escape. Ichie can’t fathom the idea that the delinquency had a point, even one that is so important that Sekhmet is losing her mind over it! Evie was totally appalled by the principals and their behaviors - Until the crown was revealed, and was equally losing her mind as her former entity did! Ruby is heartbroken to learn that the hill your group excavated on... had flowers she planted during her school days with her favorite teacher Mr. Monty. Thankfully, you salvaged one for no reason other than it was purple — and gave it to her. The redhead will never forget this gesture!As you finish up your story, Mei cheers her daughter on during the escape like the menace she is… Debbie cheers you on despite the, uhm, strange circumstances… Ruby started screaming when Mr. Monty was pushed into mud… It was an all around great time!
>>6474455I want to apologize for taking this long. As I mentioned before, these past few weeks have been very busy for me personally. The truth is that the whole thing is done being written, the assets are made, and the post is content complete. But assembling them all takes way more time than I naively thought, and it will take hours and hours to put it all together... After such a long wait, we wanted to pull off something really cool to make the wait worth it, and well, I think it's amazing! Just slow! Instead of keeping you waiting, I'll be posting it in chunks for the next few days as I'm making them, and I hope you can enjoy them. And thank you for your patience! I never take for granted your discussions, votes, and investment. They all give me the strength to keep going more than you know!
>>6474457Thank you for putting in the effort. All you do for us is much appreciated.
>>6474509ditto to this!
>>6474457No problem boss
With the keyboard recovered, you talked about the auditions! And everything weird that happened in between! Evie is glad to have her most trustworthy friend (Susie) spear-heading the auditions. Although, she takes much umbrage with the fact that you seemingly only have cute girls as friends. You waggle your finger at her, a genius tactic. Ruby recalls how nervous she was during the audition, which surprises you a lot — she looked pretty confident back then. Ichie recalls that Nariko only played the keyboard once, but nobody but the music teacher knew how it went. Now she knows she’s pretty good at it! No other news from Ichie! Tina is amazed at how professionals go about this, and Evie pleads her to not believe this is how it goes normally. Mei likes her daughter’s accuracy, and says she’ll be a great drummer. Debbie said it was impossible to turn anyone down because of how good they were, but they trust her as much as they trust your judgment. Also, everyone wondered about the ‘Thumbs-Up’ incident. Evie called it stupid, but you deflected when asked about what you saw as there was no need to get into that. Mei and Ruby told you not to feel forced to share.
>>6474902You tell them about Henry going rogue trying to save Billy!Everyone found him obnoxious. Everyone. No exceptions, but various degrees of understanding — ranging from Evie wanting to beat him into shape for misbehaving, to Ichie just wanting to beat him up. Just because you understand where he comes from, doesn’t mean he garners much sympathy. Though, Evie is pretty impressed you’re willing to put up with him. Which, in actuality, is not much different than the stuff you deal with every day.You tell them all about gathering a half-baked team to save Billy — and Lord Gargoyle informing you what happened at the Stadium Event that you skipped.While Lord Gargoyle earned some eyebrows raised from the usual crowd (Evie), everyone was all degrees of astonished by the retelling of the retelling. Ruby and Ichie were especially surprised by Suan De’s involvement. Despite also being there, Debbie had no idea that Huge Irma was at the event! Speaking of, everyone was shocked to know Debbie was there, and that this is the key moment that made her prioritize the flame stuff over her career. She wanted to stop the Blue Flames no matter what. Hearing about them, Evie was so disappointed about Vivi’s behavior. You suggested that you can spank her (which Debbie agreed with), but Evie told you to shut up. Also, Ruby and Tina commended the Super Villain for being a hero. Hooray!
>>6474903You inform them about going after Carmella’s crystal and saving Billy, and everything else of coconut importance!To the big surprise of you, Evie despised the coconut move. You thought she would’ve loved it. Everyone else was speechless, except Ichie who commended you for such a clever tactic. Debbie is pretty hyped up for the whole affair, she likes when you use your invisibility. Tina doesn’t know how to feel about Carmella being Nina’s former friend. Well, there’s a good reason why Nina dropped her. Ruby doesn’t like how you went through all this effort to save her kidnapper, but is glad at least you got something worthwhile — and he got some sort of poetic justice with all of his suffering. Mei still can’t believe there’s one ice cream shop in the middle of the rubble, and you told her it’s gonna be relevant soon...You tell them all about the Spy Dragon, your duel, and the aftermath at Jackey Frosties...After the initial revelation that Suan De is a super mafia assassin who wanted to kill you (Nobody took it well), Ruby feels so bad for her because you called her mentor on her and for all the subsequent humiliation that you’re going to pretend wasn’t on purpose. Evie believed this was the right move, your teacher is the only person who can set you straight after a point. Mei agreed with your tactic as well because she found it the most funny scene so far. Evie doesn’t like her agreeing for this reason. Ichie forbids everyone from calling you in case she misbehaves. Tina is afraid you may call her parents on her in case she does a whoopsie too. And Debbie wondered if all the slapping is a kink of the Slob Dragon. Nobody answered her question…
>>6474905You recall the time you won the Bradford Memorial Poker Tournament! The most exciting round of matches that you’ve ever played.Tina is impressed by your plays! Ichie agrees! Naturally, Evie questions the fact that you introduced 20 new characters in a row and you expected everyone to follow this, and feels as though you made this part up to trick them into thinking you have male friends. Also, they’re a bunch of criminals, shady cops, or different types of lowlifes, which she didn’t particularly enjoy. Ruby didn’t like that either. She even has some strong words for some of the van-related participants like Sewel and Roger, or the Ajna-related ones like Billy and Gonzales. You didn’t want to have to do this, but you waggle your fingers at both of them. So this is why God gave you two hands.Oh, and she had no idea you had a guardian! You thought you mentioned it, but it must’ve slipped your mind! You guess Mr. Hogg is pretty forgettable. Not to Evie, she recalls his ancestor being part of her unit. She didn’t have kind words for that guy either, but seems to have a touch of fondness in her words. Not for the current Mr. Hogg though, who she used a lot of words to basically call a bum.Of course, they all congratulate you for winning! The fact that you crushed Gerard again was a cause for smiling. Debbie did feel bad for Victor in more ways than one. She didn’t touch on his backstory, but it appeared it left Victor non-verbal before they were separated from the Orphanage. She’s glad he’s at least very talkative now though, although too much in your unbiased opinion.Evie did not appreciate the Hostage still being tied up. Mei laughed. She laughed a lot.
>>6474907 Now it’s time to talk about how you tried to infiltrate the fanclub dressed as Mae!Debbie loves the idea of you having a fan club, but finds it a little odd that a manager does. Like, she’s the talent. It's supposed to happen to her, but this is kind of odd. Ruby slightly agrees, but she’s more concerned about these girls' behavior. Ichie might feel a kinship about ‘worshiping’ you, but feels like hiding it defeats the purpose. She’s getting elitist already. Are all your fans toxic? Aside from loving your disguises, Tina can’t believe you’re the legendary Mae, the only fangirl to put Vera on the ropes. Speaking of Vera, Evie wasn’t a fan. She hated your disguise more though. Maybe those two will be good friends once they meet each other — they both are dummies with awful taste. As for Liu, the people love Liu! Tina seems to back up her classmate in all ways!
>>6474908You tell them all about Vera’s flashback and your forgotten memories!Upon actually meeting Vera, it became clear that she was the one who ended up removing your memories. Predictions ranged from her doing it to protect you (Ruby), to you two being star-crossed lovers destined to never be (Tina), to an elaborate self-insert story where Vera knew it was best to watch you from afar (Debbie). Ichie thought she was secretly evil. Evie also guessed that maybe she was simply too shy to admit her feelings properly to you. Mei teased her for projecting. Evie didn’t like that.All the girls were completely and utterly shocked that the reason Vera ended up erasing your memories was because of the Alien at the beginning of the story. None of them saw that coming, and frankly preferred if Vera was just evil like Ichie’s theory. In a moment that completely vindicates Grace, you can tell they’re gonna have nightmares about the Alien for days to come…As for the rest of the story, the girls were all different degrees of baffled. Every single decision you made during this adventure caused great psychological anguish to Evie. The others didn’t appreciate the aliens (monsters), the politics, or the organized crime — but did like that you survived. Vera started as a damsel in distress that everyone felt bad for but were still wary of (because of forcing you to lose your memories), and ended up feeling like she was a victim of your twisted mind’s machinations.
>>6474909They were especially opposed to you pulling the fire alarm and almost keying Mama Bodil’s car. You told them it was fine and that you’re sure Vera forgives you by now. When they seemed unconvinced, you sent Vera a message asking if she did, to which she replied: No. You then turned to Ichie and told her that she was right… Vera was evil…Before you could start your story again, she sent a text wondering why you asked that randomly so late at night. You asked if she remembered that Airplane Furball ride that had the lore about the pilot (Evie) and Sekhmet saving the world from a great world-ending serpent a century ago. She said she did, and you simply told her that you’re talking to them right now. Then you silenced your phone because all the vibrating was interrupting the story, and you can’t have that!At the end of all of this, Tina has a new deep appreciation for the Fan Club leader. Ruby is not happy that you forgot you almost died like 5 times. Ichie can’t believe she forgot she met you here. Debbie thinks you were a player since day one, but can’t believe you booed Carol for no reason. You’ll do it again if you have to. Mei just kept thinking how entertaining it was that that all went out of control so fast.But everyone is happy that you and Vera reunited… in a way. Maybe...(Continuing the rest when we can!)
>>6474909Hold on, didn't we pull the fire alarm or call in a bomb threat or something...and then it turned out there actually WAS a bomb in there and so we saved people? How could they possibly hate us for this! Johnny should bestow a What's bad? upon them!
>>6475054Can Johnny really take credit for doing a right thing when it was a bad thing and was the right thing only by happenstance unrelated to him?
>>6475065Yes, absolutely. If, on a whim, I yelled at a village that the dam above them was about to collapse...and then the dam actually collapses but more people escape the waters than otherwise would've, well then I've still saved lives and that deserves some degree of celebration.
>>6475054We did confirm that Vera was evil in that one. Does that count?
You fondly tell them about the Smug-Off, the recording of their hit single ‘Together’, and winning idol contracts!Tina can’t believe you have the contracts of two of the biggest idols in the country AND one of the biggest prospects around! She says Vortexia is at the same level as the Ninja Idol, you have no idea who she is. Good thing you don’t admit it out loud though, or else you’d be glared into oblivion. Evie can’t believe a father would put his daughter’s contract on the line but, justifiably, Ruby tells her that he had no way of knowing. Nobody knows how your mind works. Debbie calls it one of the greatest managerial moves she has ever seen! Ichie applauds your cunning as well. All the nicer girls feel all degrees of bad for Pumpkin. Oh, and Mei calls Ruby a crybaby for being afraid of riding the van…
>>6475533You tell them about your date with Emily at Carol’s Concert, Vortexia’s debut, and the hotel of love!Evie hates the cake. She absolutely hates that it keeps coming up. But commends you for trying to correct Carol’s behavior by calling her mother on the phone, even though she feels the evil idol is justified in everything (like hating you) but the brainwashing. Ruby doesn’t like that the brainwashing was played down by Evie. She does feel bad that Emily’s date was ruined — and thinks that Vortexia is a sweetheart for trying to fix your date. Debbie is so fascinated to learn every detail that she missed. Mei correctly points out that this is the moment when Debbie became a full-fledged pervert. But Tina… after listening to all of this… thinks all idols are perverts.
>>6475536You tell them about your quick visit to Carol’s home, your first encounter with Pansori, and your reunion with Grace.Ruby had no idea that Pansori could be this dangerous. This is the moment everyone learns Pansori will be aiding the agency too, leaving both members of the Bluesberries excited. Mainly Debbie. Tina is also impressed that this is the same Pansori she met at the fan club. Ichie is wondering how big the fan club is at this point. Speaking of the rest of the visit, Evie sides hard with Carol — you were a big meanie. Mei thinks Evie is delusional, and that Grace looks like a lovely lady and all , but she’s missing certain pigtails… Important features!
>>6475538You inform them about all the discoveries behind your apartment’s wall, and Ichie’s recruitment!Ichie does not like how much you go into detail here. She blames Sekhmet for everything embarrassing she did ever. Mei can’t help but to crack up at every detail. Ruby doesn’t know if there’s a safe place for you not to be dragged into an adventure. Evie still can’t believe your apartment is her former military base, and where Sekhmet was sealed all this time. Tina is enamored with the idea that Suan De can turn into some sort of dragon. And Debbie wonders what happened in the sewers to explode it like that. But don’t get it wrong, they all found Trashcan Head Ichie funny, even if Evie and Ruby tried to hide it.
>>6475539You told them about the time you went to a fancy hotel and got married in front of aliens!Ruby almost fainted at the premise, until you clarified it was a fake wedding to help Ugolino. Mei teased her by saying that the kiss was all real, so it should count. Evie wants you to stop getting into trouble so easily, but commends you for helping a bride in distress. Ichie struggles to believe that the same Wilma that reprimanded her ended up marrying you later that day. Ruby, again, clarifies you two didn’t *actually* marry. Debbie is a little frustrated that Fiora didn’t do anything to help at first, but her mind was stuck not believing that Matilda, Anastasia, and Wilma stripped in front of you like that. Tina didn’t even think about it as she was gushing about the attires that Ms. Cooldown worked on, and gets all flustered. Ruby is at least glad nobody got hurt, and that Ugolino had his vacation after so much anguish.
>>6475540You inform about the aftermath of the wedding, and the Buffalo Body Swapping incident...Ruby is utterly baffled that this is the way you found the Buffalo. Tina is writing it all down, this is the beginning of the legendary Buffalo Man after all. Mei likes the fact that you, in fact, keep getting away with this, which nets her a big glare from Evie. You explain to Debbie that living the short life wasn’t for you, but you have a newfound appreciation for Matilda. Ichie immediately grasps the concept of YMMOOWWFFY, and finds it incredibly clever — Evie disagrees. Debbie is baffled by the idea that Fiora can act this naive, and that Odetta is just merciless, even in Wilma’s body. But everyone is happy for the Buffalo, although they are afraid that the Flame User might return one day...You tell them a bit about the Lewdlympics! A terrible name that you shouldn’t have uttered, but Matilda and Wilma were happy to join you in!Debbie didn’t know this is the level of competition necessary to be there! Ruby finds the framing a little fun to experiment with. Ichie thinks she would’ve excelled at it. Mei loves the way you can make these women do the silliest of things. Tina doesn’t know how to feel about Matilda being so openly loving. And, of course, Evie is here to bring everyone back to reality. That this is not normal. This is too lewd. And that they should stop talking about it…You tell them about your return to school on the Buffalo and the multiple reactions to such a glorious day!Tina believes this is one of the most important bits of school lore ever. This lead the newspaper club to go into full investigation mode, and get more traction thanks to the articles written there. Ruby barely remembers meeting the buffalo, the shock was too much. Ichie is the complete opposite, riding the buffalo was an unforgettable experience that she will always treasure.Evie doesn’t like how you used this adorable animal to threaten your former principal, even if he deserves it after the Piss Town bit. Mei sees this glorious image of the buffalo jumping 20 feet in the air, and wondered if her civilization ever reached a peak so high — which Evie responds by asking her to be respectful. (Continuing the rest when we can! Thank you for your patience!)
>>6475541Thanks 91m10!
>>6475541You tell them about your recruitment process for the Prison Break mission! The most important of missions!Ruby is quite glad you decided to trust Suan De for this. Despite all, she believes in her roommates’ abilities in combat. Ichie wished she was more experienced with Sekhmet, so she would’ve been an option for this mission, but understands why you didn’t pick her. Mei points out that Lise never called you back, and that you should find a way to punish her — this made Debbie’s ears perk up, and Evie did not like that. Also, Evie asks why there’s a guy in a space suit, but that’s quickly drowned out when Tina realizes that Liu helped you infiltrate the most dangerous prison in the country! Evie tells her that bringing the Buffalo is WORSE! They all are critics...You inform them about your infiltrating the Prison, meeting Judith, Misty, and Dempsey — and your duel with Quye.Evie absolutely does not approve that you won this stupid game of Guess Whom and liberated two dozen prisoners as a reward. She hates that you’re befriending these criminals. She hates that you’re celebrating birthdays. She wants you to reconsider every single decision you have ever made in your life and do better. On the other hand, Tina finds it cool. Isn’t that what really matters?Mei thinks your reunion with Crossbill was adorable, which gets everyone nodding. Ichie and Ruby especially, who like their friend — and still can’t believe she was held there. Aside from all of this, Mei is very interested in learning more about the cake’s side effects… because what happened to Ivanna was very entertaining. Debbie agrees, but for less scientific reasons.
>>6476206You told them about your great escape! The duels, the recruitments, and the giant monsters!Ichie believes that Suan De might have managed without your help, but your spectacular timing couldn’t be taken for granted. Debbie is curious about how someone (Steen) can be a disciple at all temples, and says she must be very studious. Mei wondered how people can get trapped in paintings. Ruby hates that giant monsters are a thing that continues to occur in your life. Evie liked the part where Aurora helped save the day, but can’t compute that the Buffalo (that everyone believed in) saved the day. Tina is moved to tears by all this excitement!
>>6476207You talked about the aftermath party, the family and friend reunions — and all the fun back home with your bestie!Tina talks about how underrated Bubbles is in all of this, even helping to recover Jaylene’s body. Well, she talks about all your navigators too, including Liu. Evie gives a shout to Vera and Susie too. Ichie doesn’t want to admit that Jaylene and Odetta’s reunion makes her tear up a little. Mei tells her that it’s a positive thing that Ichie feels the way she does. Debbie is impressed by the level of knowledge Fiora has to help dispel that enchantment. And literally everyone was overjoyed when Constance and her dad reunited. This puts everything into perspective for Ruby, and she says that you going through these adventures is worth it. Despite the many, many, MANY apprehensions she has. Predictably, the Strip Game was Debbie’s favorite part (This is slander from Mei), Ichie and Ruby don’t want you to go into too much detail, so you talked about a certain kitty and her new habits…
>>6476208You talk all about Hobosound’s first meeting! Where you named the agency Hobosound and everyone loved it! Also, chicken wings!Ruby and Debbie deny the fact that everyone loves the name Hobosound. Ichie doesn’t know how to feel about the name. Tina simply does not get it, but thinks it’s more catchy than a normal corporate name. Evie is more concerned about how you hired Huge Irma by offering her chicken wings, or that you’re flirting with Chio, or her abundant hate for the Johnny Ando art piece Yu Yan and Crossbill gifted to the tomato. Mei believes that Evie wants an exact replica for herself. She’s greedy like that. Evie denies this. You recall infiltrating Jielun’s home, Go-Karting, and getting the mysterious Scroll! The first step to taking down the mafia!Evie is growing concerned that you can pull that damn cake out of thin air. She doesn’t like that it may help cure diseases or that you’re feeding it to random women. She thought the Go-Karting was absurd. She can’t believe you forced Suan De to kiss you after all you two have gone through. You didn’t force her to do anything, that was the prize! Debbie emphatically agrees with you! Ruby has mixed feelings about that being any sort of prize for any challenge. Ichie is pretty impressed by Suan De’s moves, all of them. Mei wonders if she can marathon all those movies, and that maybe she should check out the back part of the scroll. Tina can’t believe how varied the flame duels can be, and is astonished to learn you’re the leaker. It’s thanks to your team that the mafia went down in her mind!Oh, also, Vortexia! Evie is thinking you’re using your agency as a means to recruit people into your nonsense. Ruby wonders if she’ll ever join you in something like this, which Mei points out is what’s happening right now. Ruby has mixed feelings yet again.You tell them about Magumbo Heaven, and a very good night of relaxation after such a hard mission!Evie believes you’re making this up and that you’re using your powers to show your sick fantasies. Well, she doesn’t believe that, but she’s trying to convince herself that it is true. She’s coping like her friend Susie basically. Mei reassures her this is how these women cope, and to ask Debbie. The Blueberry doesn’t say much as she’s more of a Raspberry than anything else. Neither does Ruby and Ichie for similar reasons. And Tina… Tina can’t believe her teacher, one of her favorite idols, and a girl she just met would do something like this. But above all, these flustered girls are afraid of Beth’s influence…
>>6476209You summarize what happened the day after. With the debate, and your fateful encounter with the wish-granting force...Ruby is utterly baffled this is the way you met Tina. She doesn’t get why they went with a disguise and just not tell you that it wasn’t possible. The redhead also asks why you asked for Nina to get younger in the first place. You said it’s a good test to see if this encounter was magic or not — since your teacher was in the bag. Evie doesn’t like the bag. Thinks that, even in context, using it on your teacher made no sense. Evie doesn’t want you to ever employ it on anyone else. Mei points out Evie was bagged too, so she’s not being objective here. She loves the bag. Also, Ruby thinks Celia's shyness is very endearing.Now Tina is freaking out about the fact that your teacher was there the entire time, and that you’re the reason why she had to fulfill her duties for the rest of the day — and was forced to have a newfound appreciation for Nina. One that she still carries.Ichie is glad her mooing story was overshadowed by the bag. Those words should’ve never escaped her mouth. Mei became as relentless as her daughter… And some things are better not recapped.
>>6476210You excitedly tell them all about the first Fan Club Convention, the Plushy adventures, and the Hug-A-Thon! And the pool afterparty!Evie believes a full generation of women is doomed, and for God to have mercy on all of you… In other words, she took it well! Tina laments missing half of it doing her Nina duties — not that the actual Nina was having a blast here. Also, she didn’t notice that your new principal was here, but she was glad you met all her classmates and Pansori. She loves them all! Ruby can’t believe this silly fan club has gone off-the-rails this quickly, to the point that even Rora was dragged into this. Mei wants a Johnny plushy, and laughed at Cocoa for being stuck inside a big one. Debbie is both abnormally happy for you, and concerned that you might overshadow her fan club. You think the Bluesberries will surpass this easily though! It’s just a little school thing! Evie doesn’t believe this is anything small at all.Now, the one to address the golden elephant in the room is Ichie. She struggles to put into words how concerned she is about Lydie being here. Tina is confused, Lydie is as friendly as one can be. But Ichie believes she is an agent of chaos and destruction. When Mei pointed out that she’s like you in that regard, everyone started to come up with excuses. Except Evie. She knows this is true. You don’t think you’re similar to Lydie, right? Right…?You told them about going to the Prison Party House to rest and have fun! Sally, Kushi, and More Beth were there!Evie’s continuous questioning for why you’re keeping your poor teacher inside the bag continued, until you got to the part where you fed her cake as an apology. And now she can officially say that there’s no string of actions that you’ve done this day that she can approve of in the slightest. That she was always right for being hostile, and that all the cuddling you two have gone through was done out of instinct. Mei calls her a shy little cutie pie. Evie wants to explode.A flustered Tina did not know Liu could be like that. Ruby could not believe the silly pirate prisoner could be like that. Ichie can’t believe Lydie charmed you that fast. And Debbie is in awe about how interesting your life can be, and that every moment is worth witnessing. The wording is as complicated as it sounds. It was a lovely time!
>>6476211You inform them about your wholesome date with Celia, the wholesome riots, and the wholesome sneaking through the sewers into the Mafia’s Headquarters to capture Youhao.Tina now knows why Celia has always spied on you, and why she got so good at hiding. She’s glad that her father is behind bars (probably) thanks to you! Ichie doesn’t like these women appearing to have long time connections with you. Ruby wonders why their headquarters are connected to the sewers, which Evie explains is an emergency escape route that the military used. Even if it’s far from the main point, Mei finds it hilarious that there’s another temple underground. Sekhmet says that’s the Temple of Courage. She has no idea why it’s there, but could sense it (she has an altar). Debbie is impressed by how easy you make these missions look. Also, Tina doesn’t know how to feel about sewer people.By the way, Beanie Hedgehog was a very popular lad among them! Especially Evie, you feel!You told them all about the two car chases, and the events before and after… Youhao is taken away!Ruby is horrified that there are so many hired assassins roaming around. Ichie doesn’t like that Odetta got her way, but is glad Aurora got her own tiny revenge — she’s a revenge reviewer now. Debbie recalls Sasha being a menace when they were little. They grew up together, and Sasha was a spoiled brat who felt entitled to inherit the Temple of Power (your words, not Debbie’s, she was more diplomatic). She has mixed feelings about her ultimate fate, but they’re ultimately positive. Mei joked about the idea of taking her body instead, but she rather have her own. Evie is glad that these criminals are behind bars. Except for the one you befriended. She hates that.Tina feels an immense amount of joy that her friend can live a normal life from now on…
>>6476212You told them all about the victory lap! The fun afterparty with smoothies, delicious food, and bad karaoke.Evie believes you’re bribing people with food, and that’s your most insidious technique to earn their affection. Mei says that she already ate the pizza, so it’s too late for the maid — Evie doesn’t like this realization. Ruby points out you weren’t responsible for cooking it. Evie sighs in relief. Ichie wonders if anyone is going to comment on Lydie’s ability to read Johnny’s mind, and they all tell her she’s being ridiculous, and that that’s not what happened — that it was all a big coincidence. Tina doesn’t believe you’re a bad singer. You really have to stress how bad it was. Debbie encourages you to keep on trying, she says it’s a skill that needs to be developed. You feel a little better. Then Debbie says ‘so that's what I missed!’ when you talked about Pumpkin. Now you feel a little worse. Ruby and Ichie are glad that the party went well! It wasn’t a mistake to give you some space that day!
>>6476214You tell them what happened today! You have a new principal, and had a fun time with the newspaper club, the goths, Rora, and Mat!Evie believes your school is doomed if she doesn’t do anything. After so much nonsense, now she realized she can do something about this. Mei doesn’t take her seriously, says she’ll end up just like Holly — or already is with how huggy she is getting. Evie doesn’t like that pointed out. Tina realizes this is your retelling of the day from your perspective, which she finds fascinating. Debbie finds the later encounter more fascinating... Ruby pleads you to not use the school infirmary for that, which makes Ichie say that the fan club must have accommodations for that! Ruby says that wasn’t her point, but the whole topic is too embarrassing for her to continue arguing. And yes, Mei called Debbie a pervert once again. She sounds like a broken record...And at last, you tell them about some unruly ghost who possessed an innocent girl for no good reason.Evie can’t believe your gall to call HER an UNRULY anything! You spoke nothing but the truth. You two kept exchanging words for a bit. Ichie liked how Odetta was humiliated, despite Mei pointing out that you spend all your time calling her cute. Ruby sighs, now schools are haunted too. Tina says it was a longstanding rumor for a while, and that every now and then members of the newspaper club stay at school to investigate these paranormal sightings. It was her turn, and well, whoops…Debbie likes the Occult Club! She thinks they’re a fun gang with lovely attitudes! Tina agrees, but wishes she didn’t worry anyone with what happened. You tell her it’s all good, tomorrow you can talk to them if she’s still worried. And this marks the end of a long ass passage down memory lane… It was fun for you to remember all you’ve gone through after you left the Bubble Dimension. You wonder what will come next, but you know for sure that, no matter what, there’s much more to come! The night is long…That’s for this thread. Sorry for the massive delays, but I hope you all enjoyed it. See you next time, and thanks for playing and your patience!
>>6476215Amazing work QM! Thanks for all the effort and love you put into this thing!
>>6476215Thanks for running!
>>6476209>What can Johnny do if he gets seriousTake down the Almighty, is the plan. Hit Lloydington from all angles at once, break the host then let Philo break the entity.
I just realized I didn't read any of the actual posts, and just read the images.I'm now going to have to go back and read the posts.
