Gaybot finds love! Editionbecause it's a big number. Love is so painful yet so beautiful, were you happy to fall in love even if it wasn't reciprocated?Hope all of us gaybros will find a loving bf one day <3
previous thread here >>>84591688 James Charles edition
None of you will ever be happy and It's your own fault.
super adorable edition, nice baking :)
Hatefucking women...
>>84608021maybe I won't be happy with a bf, but I can still be happy for other things for a bunch of minutes
>>84607980can you get a boyfriend even if you're a gaycel neet? i mean homeless people have partners but they're kinda ugly. maybe i should get a j*b finally
>>84608062Anyone who thinks a job is key to getting a relationship is gonna stay single for the rest of their lives.
>>84608062Probably, but it's more of a question of how do you meet people if you're at home all the time & are you socially well adjusted (you're on r9k so no)? Job can help with both of these but won't magically get you a bf>t. wagie gaycel
>>84608071you're right its so ovER>>84608082yeah i dont even touch grass, i don't like the sun , i frogot, i can't even make online friends, so pathetic
>>84608062yeah, I'm a neet and been so for a while now, have had two relationships with plenty opportunities, people dont mind you being a neet in itself for the most part, except maybe normies. i met people on /soc/ and elsewhere, then meet them irl if we vibe.
>>84608095It's not over til it's over anon, I'm not giving up until I'm 6 feet under, and you shouldn't either. You'll find someone one day, just don't go pinning all your hopes on a job doing that for you.
>>84608029thanks sweet nonnie <3
>>84608254furries are cute cute cute!
>>84608254>furry is a slutimagine my shark
>>84608095It's not over til it's over anon, I'm not giving up until I'm 6 feet tall, and you shouldn't either. You'll find someone one day, just don't go pinning all your hopes on a job doing that for you.
>tfw no shark bf
>>84608721>I'm not giving up until I'm 6 feet tallthat is going to be extremely painful
>>84608732not necessarily, he could wear heels
>>84608774still painful and not very attractive on a man
I'm craving some spotted dick rn
Why do men have ugly feet, why can't they have feminine feet like women?
>>84607980>tfw no cute Hirose bf
Hero Sei > Hirose
bf proposition: you get to play games while I suck you off
rewatching dunc kind of nightwhat are you niggas up to?
>>84608875Nakamura is too much of a pretty boy here, he should be uglier and dorkier. Hirose is almost exactly as I imagined him, maybe he just looks a bit older and his eyes are smaller
>>84608878eng dub sounds fun and creative but I alway hated their pronunciation for Japanese names
>>84608903Nakamura looks a bit dorkier here but still a bit too pretty boyish and not plain enough. I don't think the AI even knows how to make non-pretty anime adaptions of characters.
>>84608875>>84608878>>84608903>>84608933this is my take, I described Nakamura's demeanor. You rike?
KOing the heavens doors
>>84608938Eew Nakamura looks like a 50 year old grandpa without the balding.This is too uglified. I think Nakamura is supposed to just look plain/average not ugly.Here have a bonus handsome Matsumura from episode 8
>>84608962that's a bit of a strong reaction. I agree that he looks a little older because I told AI they were 18 but he's "ugly" in a very cute and dorky way which makes him adorable, if I were Hirose I'd date him. He doesn't look like a grandpa at all, just a very awkard teenager and some teens do look older because they're unkempt. I think he looks very sweet
Kill clanker lovers
>>84608962why do the handsome asian boys look like they're made out of plastic? He is pretty, but too pretty like a doll would be. Personally I like some imperfections on a guy
>>84609087Because it's AI slop you dumbass
luddites can go straight to Xitter
>>84609087When I try inputting them to look more flawed/average/ugly the AI says it violates their guardrails about how they depict teens or some shit idk
>>84609089A lot of asian guys look like that, moron, the korean ones expecially. They're handsome but fake
>>84607980can I get a dedicated lesbian thread I don't feel like hijacking these ones (except now)
>>84609112Fuck it I'm doing it myself
>>84609108They have so much make up on I can't even tell where their real face is
>>84609112that's kind of you anonette, but you should ask to the fembot thread. I don't think there are many lesbians on 4chan but I'm sure the fembots are less homophobic compared to the male straggots here
I'm going to friendzone him.
>>84609131Too late I made it
>>84609116best of luck! I hope you find a cute fembot gf there
>>84609013I don't know man that's a brutal 16/17
>>84609093Xitter is ai bro central thoughever>>84609108>Idols look fake more at 11
>>84609154disagree wholeheartedly, he's super sweet. Lower your impossible standards, not for minors ofc
>>84609163and it's also drawfag central which are known to be unbearably anti-AI
>>84609197Oh boohoo is someone hating on youw poow widdwe ey ay? Poor baby I'll jangle some keys in your face that should help
>>84609218oh you're a child. Then you shouldn't be here at all
>>84609236How is hating on clankers childish? You sound mad lol
my e-bf hasnt replied to me in 2 months
>>84609418It's OUR e-bf now
>>84609508please give him back :-(
AI is just a tool. It can be slop or it can be art depending on how you use it. I'm not sure we're heading in a good direction as a species. Think we opened the Pandora's box and it's too late for us.
>>84609676AI is natural selection, those who fully give into it & believe too strongly will become more and more retarded over time, those who deny it will become obsolete neo-boomers, those who use it in a balanced way and avoid the psychosis will be the ones to succeed in the long run. Have faith anon, if we can get through the industrial revolution we can get through this.
>>84609676AI is the new internet, some people are just too immature and blinded by their hatred for it which is, ironically, programmed into them like they're AI themselves. One thing I could argue is that AI is managed only by bilionaires and tech companies which of course do not want the best for us, the government and the people should step in, not to abolish it but to master it so it can support us and make our lives easier
>>84609730>those who fully give into it & believe too strongly>those who use it in a balanced waydescribe a case scenario of this. I'm genuinely curious
>>84609676>It can be art Show me this then
Panic attack day for no reason, how nice. Love randomly feeling like I can't breathe and the world is spinning.
How come these threads get way less posts and die way quicker then they did like a year ago there's also way less unique posters that stand out
Not a face reveal but this is kinda what I look like
>>84609861everyone found a bf..
>>84609877Even though chads get everything in life handed to them on a silver platter I'd still feel sorry for one having to date a bottom from here or just having to deal with bottoms in general
>>846098614chan in general seems slower than it was before, same with r9k.
>>84609890I wouldn't. Chads deserve suffering
>>84609890>I'd still feel sorry for one having to date a bottom from here or just having to deal with bottoms in generalExcuse me, how could you?
>>84609925Because I've had the misfortune of talking and dealing with bottoms for years so I know how horrible they are to be around and I wouldn't want to wish that pain on anyone not even chad
>>84609863No you look like this
bottoms only want 6'5 8 inch dick chads and tops only want cute twinks and femboys.
>>84609861Cuckbot destroyed the thread with his constant blacked spam so everyone left instead of participating in his sick fetish
>>84609932I'm a vers top, not strictly into bottoms and not into bottom presenting guys, oIf that makes any sense. What's so bad about them?
>>84609942I want to top big bottoms only actually. The bigger he is, the bigger and juicier is his cake
>>84609941Be careful shit talking meow you're gonna make meow simp spam the thread with BLACKED again
Be careful shit talking meow they're a powerful magician and baad things are gonna happen to you
I thought I was the thread wizard at 36?
>>84609987Meow is a fae. They're really mischievous creatures
>>84609965Well it might be hard for you to understand since you're a bottom yourself but the fact that all bottoms engage in hypergamy and will only date above their own value and looks level forcing all tops to engage in hypergamy so the majority of tops basically barely get any sex or relationships unless they are way above average in looks which forces tops to be extremely competitive and put tons of effort into their appearance to even get a crumb of attention meanwhile the bottoms just sit on their asses and do nothing while expecting everything to be handed to them for free and be given a perfect 10/10 top boyfriend without them having to put any effort in and it all just makes bottoms extremely annoying and difficult to work with
>>84610001why are you calling me a bottom when I said I prefer to top?
>>84608718There's furry khhvs out there anon
>>84609941Cringe yay *curses you*>>84609980Ssh
>>84609733I don't like the new internet. I don't like feeling like most posts are made by bots and when you engage with them they don't seem capable of interacting in any way that isn't repeating their one sentence over and over so...I don't like how it can be used to create fake videos that will one day be good enough to fool most people and we won't know what's real or not anymore. One good thing that could come out of it is if we make AI do most jobs (but can we rely on it not to fuck up catastrophically?) so that we have more free time and don't have to work.>>84609838I feel like you will reject whatever I post based on dogmatic beliefs and maybe you're too #cucked to like this but I'll try anyway. Notice how well mixed the track ishttps://youtu.be/SE6bP_r1W_cAlso: evil and neuro
>>84610025Because you said you're a vers which means you bottom which means you are a bottom which means you're a hypergamous chad only whore
>>84609972Oh I think the only one spamming the thread with blacks is canadian cuck also known as canadian simp because he made a name for himself asking every femboy and twink that came in the thread to date him because he's a desperate pathetic loser?
I've been CRAVING and BURNING to be held by a MAAAAN
>>84610050I'm a vers means that I can bottom with a top only guy that I really like but given the chance I will always choose to consensually put my small pencil pp in a big cake to creampie it
>>84610049Wow you have shit taste no wonder you lap up clanker slop
>>84610049I thought neuro is a real person larping as an ai
>>84610049I feel like good music that doesn't feel like mainstream slop is still hard to make with AI
>>84610049Has a single invention in the history of the modern world ended up with people working less? The people up top will just ask for more if you can do more with less.>>84610039
Our sexual preferences are our own business
>>84610025Because he is a dumb troll and you're eating up his age old bait
>>84610091Sounds like you struggle to breathe
>>84610164Why do you think so? Because you are assmad yourself?
>>84610171No, because you can't handle the truth. It flies over your head ^_^
AI pics are usually pretty bad but artists who get mad over it are somehow even worse. It's always the one that can barely draw for some reason.
>>84610083>I bottom but only sometimes so I'm not a bottomYou're a bottom and a chad only whore stop nitpicking arguing semantics
I am Whore, the James Whore
if i was normie my bodycount would be like 500 by now
Bottoms tongue bathing my sweat sack
>>84609777A lot of concrete examples I've seen have been personally, but here's some more general ones I can give>those who fully give into it & believe too stronglyFull send vibecoders on all scales, from the claude code team slopping out half broken features to the flood of creatively bankrupt shitty AI made games no one buys on steamThose who use it for companionship like the insane keep4o people, or even Richard Dawkins getting one shot by claude and thinking it's a sentient being>those who use it in a balanced wayVarious devs who don't go too hard on it, not letting it replace you but help you do shit quicker & reviewing the output, making placeholders or generating boilerplate code from a well defined specThose who use it as a supplement for language learning or learning new skills in generalUsing it almost like a search engine, there are some things that are hard to Google but the info is out there, or to get a 2nd opinionOn one side it's endless slop & near religious zeal that this thing is actually smart vs realising it's just a compilation of what humanity knows, using it as an easy shortcut to access that knowledge to help yourself be better & knowing you need to check that it's not bullshitting you. Personally I've used it to get advice/research & build personalised tools much quicker than I could otherwise (in the order of weeks) which has been handy. I could give more example scenarios, but hopefully that gives an idea of what I mean.Also nice digits
>>84610349>i'm a failed whoreThe worst kind of gaycel
>>84610049Neuro is a very cute nickname
i wanna get a billion dollars so i can do anything i want and get away with it. i am highly intelligent
How do i get a cute male anon to suck my dick and sleep with and pound every night
Are there any upcoming games you guys are looking forward to?
>>84610384NTA but I'd rather be a whore than khhv>t. khhv
Meesa whore yay where COCK
>>84610699Post your full name and address and wait 3-5 working days for delivery (note: cuteness not guaranteed)
>tfw no nikocado avocado bf
>>84610979That's basically just meow
>>84610738The new 3d Mario that hasn't been announced yet
>>84610979He's so gross though, even after the weight loss
>>84610985I'm not that fat or busted or infamous or memegay or dramatic and i don't look like him
>>84611022but do you hate the poors?https://youtu.be/JDNq11psw-I
>>84610738Yes>>84611066No I am poor yay
>>84610979parrot Nickocado was cute but fat Nickocado was a nightmare both inside and out, at least the character he showed to people. Terrible person through and through
>>84607980Yay! Happy 2700th thread, gayanons, avatarfags, and namefags. Here's to another 2700 threads of degeneracy!
>>846111302700 more threads of me whining about being unlovable
>>84611130don't act so sassy, your avatar is really cute, are you as cute as your avatar irl?
>>84611153No vittu MIETI vitun HOMO
>>84611201then fuck off here straggot
Probably not to be quite honest. That's not my avatar, it's from a korean mangaIt's called suicide boy, you should check it out. Pretty good.
My lower jaw feels number for some reason. I wonder if it got broken randomly.
>>84611269it's nothing serious, it will fix itself. Just don't do any weird move
>>84611212I'm gayer than you are
I'd be a whore if people were more attractive like they are in 2D. Most people are ugly though
>>84611336true. I'm expecially ugly. I wish I could be as cute as 2D characters. Even ugly 2D boys are cute, why did I have to be born 3D??
i'm transdimensional
>>84610384It really is, they have no soul and their virginity holds no value
>>84610738A lot of them. New yoshi game coming out in a day or two, masters of the universe beat em up and many more I can't think off the top of my head
>>84611408Yoshi games are so nothing and overpriced. Nintendo has been shit for a while
>>84611336I identify as a 2d boy need a whore to suck my 2d penis
>>84611375are you watching me rn while I'm naked?? Pervert!
>>84611483Don't post while naked this is a pure and wholesome thread that you are ruining with your nudity
i feel like twink4twink is more rare, it seems like twinks wants muscly, daddy, or bear top types. i am attracted to what i am and what i want to be. i dont understand opposites attract. i only kind of understand it when they're a women/trans woman.
>>84611578>i feel like twink4twink is more rareWhen I see couples like that I just think "they want to fuck themselves, they're a narcissist". Doesn't help they usually go after people who look like themselves facially and hair wise too
>>84611578This thread used to be mostly twink4twink until everyone left except bots.
Life is so boring when you're not Chad
>>84611578>it seems like twinks wants muscly, daddy, or bear top typesalas it's the same the other way around, that or big dude want other big dudes. An cute dork like me will never experience a big man's touch
>>84611649>twink4twinkgrim, I thought this place was for awkard gay dudes who don't look gay. Why are twinks here? They can find sex so easily
>>84611674Do twinks just walk into a bar and Chad buys them drinks and nice meals and buttfucks them after? I wouldn't know
>>84611586that is precisely what i feel, im attracted to someone who looks and thinks like me, i would just clone myself if i could. body hair, muscle, fat is a turn off to me.
>>84611674You must remember that everyone in this thread is retarded and that's why we're truly here. I might be a twink but I am also too inept to do anything with that.
mfw have twink body but tall and face is not /cute/
Twin/clone couples should be illegal
>>84611681not like that, but if you get near chad he won't look at you like you're insulting him just by looking at him>>84611706not an argument. Dumb twinks are well liked>>84611715gays care less about face
>>84611715just furrymax. wear the furhead at all times
>>84611732I feel like this about masc x fem couples
need Mr Pancake from gaygen to big splash me
>>84611739>but if you get near chad he won't look at you like you're insulting him just by looking at himAre you retarded? Do you know how straight men react when you look at them lustfully no matter how feminine you look? They feel disgust and it can lead to violence >Dumb twinks are well likedLooks don't matter when you have no social skills or feel uncomfortable around people
>>84611715I also have this problem + bad skin (even with a skincare routine) so i feel you. Built like a character from an animated Tim Burton film. I do have long hair at least ig.>>84611739I meant retarded more as "shut-in with no social skills", that has a bit more of an impact
>>84611776I was talking about gay men in gay bars>They feel disgust and it can lead to violenceif you're not a twink, take that and multiply it 10 times and you get assault charges>Looks don't matter when you have no social skills or feel uncomfortable around peopleyeah, as I was saying some guys are into THAT. You could go for a guy like that too
>>84611763that guy looks lobotomized
>>84611805how? His face is cute, his eyes are beautiful, and that belly...
>>84611820i'm just saying there's no way there's a soul behind your eyes
>>84611788>>84611776is it even possible to be a twink and socially retarded? It seems like an alien concept to me, if I was skinny even if I had a ugly face I'd feel so much more confident, so much I'd try to flirt with guys too. How can you look like pic rel and be a social outcast? That's the kind of gays that's at the top of hierarchyAutism and isolation inevitably leads to you not taking care of your body
>>84611803>yeah, as I was saying some guys are into THATDoesn't matter when you feel horrible the whole time during such an interaction no matter what they say?
>>84611848Being attractive as a male is nowhere near as socially valuable as being attractive as a woman, even if you are a gay twink. There are tons of good looking guys who are lonely and isolated
>>84611848>Autism and isolation inevitably leads to you not taking care of your bodySome of us are built different. And what you mean is depression leads to that. You can be socially isolated and ok with it. However if you're depressed even simple grooming tasks will feel herculean. Also some losers eat to cope while others never get hungry or have fast metabolism.
>>84611865>Being attractive as a male is nowhere near as socially valuable as being attractive as a womanmostly true but it depends, many times it has everything to do with the man being picky or unfriendly. Handsome dudes have huge entourages, bigger than women's sometimes and the most handsome dudes are given everything they want, power included. It's a choiceMy point is, how do you manage to stay twinky with a miserable and lonely life? That takes a tool on your body
>>84611820>bellyIs he a fatso?
>>84611869to be a twink you have to exercise and keep yourself in shape
>>84611848>if I was skinny even if I had a ugly face I'd feel so much more confident, so much I'd try to flirt with guys tooi am this but have no confidenceface matters more than you think
To be a man you must have honor. Honor and a peeeenis
Uh oh hue's maintenance tools are not working. Someone tell anonymous there's a problem with his ai.
>>84611926you're probably not ugly either
>>84611922he's a soulless facsimile of a human being, he probably kills pets for fun
>Also some losers eat to copethat's me. I feel like crying when I think about how unforgiving the gay scene is to chubby/fat guys, gaybots included. You think fucking meow is fat...I'd probably be a whale for you. I'm so dumb writing this here
>>84611848We all have flaws we pick out and focus on that dent the confidence enough, my skin is one of mine, but it's probably not even that bad I just focus on it. It's also to do with temperament, I'm an introverted nerd so even if I felt super self-confident I wouldn't ever have the stomach to go up and talk to anyone.I take care of myself pretty well, exercise, skincare, hair, diet etc. but in social situations I just tend to vanish into the shadows and shuffle off when no one notices. Definitely had mental issues for a while too, I've been hit on before but always kinda fumble it or push them away. Psychiatrist would have a field day I'm sure.You ask me why and I can maybe guess it's one of these things, but ultimately I still ask myself the same thing. I probably just don't go outside enough.
>eats to copeweak, start doing hard drugs instead, might teach you a few things about yourself and make you stronger
>I've been hit on beforeYou don't belong here normalfag
>dehumanizing a guy just because he's fatsee? Proving my point, you hate us fat gay just for existing. You'd genocide us if you could>>84611961I am not becoming a chem gay, that's a terrible path
Meow is fat and he has an army of simps from canada, america and even finland
>>84611985you should so you can erase yourself from my same plane of existence. Thank you
>>84611939ive been called ugly by tons of men and women and am also autistic
>tfw no bf to start the twink4twink party that outlaws bears and old guys from being gay in public and hopefully inside closed doors
Who are these people calling you guys ugly? I feel like nobody says anything about or to me in public
>>84612013twinks unironically think like thatGlad I was never a twink guy
i cant believe my boyfriend would send this to me...
>tfw no british bf to call my penis a willy
>>84612000Meow is not fat
Even fat foids get Chad bfs to plap them every day. It's not fair
ok you made me cry. Maybe a good cry will help
>>84612018Voices in their head. Some anons here can read people's psychic energies.
>>84612044Based on what evidence? Based on what collation? I am Caliban.
I hope trump stays in office forever just so that one schizo doesn't post here ever again. we just need to get rid of hue, meow and bbcbot and maybe these threads can resurrect.
>tfw no fembf who isn't trans or into crossdressing sissy shit
>>84612078define "resurrect"
>>84612087be more original and cute silly like they used to be before repetitive bots started trolling and making same posts over and over again
I kinda wish I enjoyed food as much as other people do but I guess it's good I don't because I never get fat
>>84612104You forget I've been here for like 6 years already on and off
Hopefully I can be a crazy cat gentleman one day
I wish I liked exercising but I hate it with a passion
I wish I could at least hate existing but I'm indifferent to it
I hate working out and lookism culture so much, I wish gen z wasn't so much into it. they ruined all my chances, I hope all imorovers get ugly as sin by 35
>>84612166The obsession with looks is a symptom of how distorted and corrupt society has become. Once upon a time impossible beauty standards were demonized as a way of companies trying to sell products and services. Now it's totally accepted and encouraged as the norm, and of course it's completely bulldozing to good mental health. Old people had it way better, when life wasn't just about squeezing as much profit out of everyone like they're toothpaste tubes.
>>84612200you should be grateful to live in the best and easiest time in human history enjoy your netflix and internet subhuman insect
Oh no I have to put forward basic effort instead of being a lazy slob!
Does anyone else feel annoyed by heteronormative expectations in ga relationships? No, you don't have to be masc daddy 20 years his senior to top the bottom. No, just because you're a twink doesn't mean you're a bottom.
>basic effort>smashing face with a hammer>steroids>surgeries>make-up>who even knows what else
>>84612219No not really and I think only obnoxious yas queen faggots who want to feel special and different do
>>84612219im a twinktop and short and don't like tall people . it's basically ovER
Ain't nobody asking how our nigga kenneth is doin? Shieet old boy mighty died on his last slop delivery and yous ain't been knew.
with modern medicine STDs like aids aren't so bad you know?
>>84612226I can't be the only one who thinks these types look uncany, like plastic dolls and not in a good way. I can see the eyes malfunctioning and blinking like a psycho robot type thing. THEY DONT FEEL HUMAN!!!! It's not even too perfect to be human, which would be cool lol. And funnies thing is how gay it all is. All of that is to impress other men and then your dick doesn't work and you base your whole value around appearances ("having" women you can't even fuck with your useless cock fawn over you)
>>84612232Yas queen faggots are all effeminate bottom that are as close to a gay stereotype as you can get what are you talking about?
>>84612280he's ragebaiting, do not bother with him
>sitting patiently waiting for what other apocalyptic disease gay people will unleash next with their degeneracy :3
maybe nature made me ugly and lazy to save me from gay diseases?
>nooo don't put your heteronormative straight poison in my fagshit
>>84612128I like this term a lot more than crazy cat dad which is what I've been using so I'm going to steal this one thanks
>tfw no british bf (who doesn't look like james charles)
Hey I'm a crazy cat dad of 7 but I'm not cute so no one wants me.
i'm not cute is ironically the cutest thing you can say
>>84612626I'm old, fat, ugly and balding. I am actually not cute.
>>84612506I thought James Charles was a yank?
>>84612480I actually like crazy cat dad more so I'm going to steal it and call this equivalent exchange. Also great picture showing an adorable action.
>>84612653cuteness isn't about looks. You can look as ugly as the hunchback of Notre Dame, and that's very unlikely given the unreasonable standards of this thread, and if you act genuinely cute we will find you cute
I thought James Charles got cancelled years ago for being a weird creep that preys on and pays straight men to have sex with him
>>84612758bitches tried to and almost succeeded as a personal vendetta, but nobody cared anymore after a year. That's good for him honestly, I don't even like him but it's not like he was doing anything too terrible
if James was fat and masc in an ugly way they would've succeeded
Didn't he try to fuck some underage straightoid lol
>>84612748Yeah you haven't seen me. 36, 300lbs, ugly face, balding. I am legit an ugly bastard.
It always freaked me out how James Charles wants to be womanly with BBL surgeries, acting like some dumb thot and all the make-up but still with a man's face and haircut. It's like he's a repressed tranny afraid to go fully ahead with it.
>>84612812No where did I say I wanted to be cute, I simply said I wasn't cute.
BBL drizzy *gunshot sound*
>>84612806I can imagine how you look, maybe you look like this? If you act cute, you will be cute regardless
yay gloo *meow prolapsing sounds*
>>84612855He looks like an average redditor
meow is feeling very womanly today don't make rude comments about him failing miserably to look like a woman or how he will never trick straight men into having sex with him
bump for the gay thread
you'd probably be happier with a little aids in your system
my basement flooded again and my tooth chipped yesterday, oh and I still have to go the DMV. How's the rest of you gaybots doing?
Ugh I feel like upchucking
would you date a boy who likes object shows
>>84611578twinks are autopedophiles. dating a man bigger and stronger than you exacerbates your boyish traits.
I stopped posting in these threads because I found a 15 year old ebf who lives an hour away from me.
>>84612818>It always freaked me out how James Charles wants to be womanly with BBL surgeries, acting like some dumb thot and all the make-up but still with a man's face and haircut. It's like he's a repressed tranny afraid to go fully ahead with it.I don't know about him so I won't speak on that but this is very common for bottoms. And it's not hard to understand why, males just love anything feminine and that means becoming a woman will get their prostate pounded daily
>>84614344idk man maybe its because I wasn't raped by an old man as a child that im not attracted to masculine men>>84614350what is a ebf?
>>84614412>what is a ebf?e boyfriend electronic boyfriend internet boyfriend
Pecs >>>>> sand sacks
>miss him so much it hurtsMy bed feels so cold sleeping alone. Last time we properly talked we had a discussion and I feel so bad for it. I just wanna see him again.
>>84615330yeah that's relationships alright: the highest highs and the lowest lowes (i need to buy clothing)
>>84614350you still have time not to be a sex offender bro. i highly recommend it.
>>84608021>is happy in your pathproblem?
what if I found a great bf that I love and loves me back, he's handsome, he's sweet, he likes to cuddle, he needs me and wants me and we plan to spend our whole lives together but one day he gets killed..?
>>84615464just kill yourself so you can die together or get another one or become a widow that'll never get over his love in return for another
Non-stop violence they feed us cascadesOf nonbelievers dying in the sand
Women is something you're either born as or not. You can't become one just because you want to.
I am WomanI am StrongI am Invincible
should i just bite the bullet and lose my virginity to some guy on grindr
>>84615885is he a good guy? Is he cute?
Should I participate in hook up culture or not?
>>84615902idk if a good guy but is cute
>>84615963is he cute as much as you are? ;)
Wouldn't you feel kinda hollow losing your virginity to "just some guy"? I think I'd feel like a whore after. Even if it were just some casual fling with a friend or after a few dates it'd still be more meaningful because you'd have a connection at least idk.
>>84616082NTA. Normally I'd agree with you, but it comes an age where you're so desperate to have sexual experience or just sex that anyone goes
I can't even look in another person's eyes, imagine actually having sex with a stranger.
>>84616093Yeah, I've felt the same way at times too, but never taken the dive even though twinkdeath is looming for me now. I'd like to at least know them a bit beforehand, but maybe that's just self-defeating logic after so long.
>>84616116Sex is most intimate thing you can do with someone physically, you're so vulnerable and it should be with someone you trust is what I say
>>84616082I felt this way for a long time but im 21 now and dont want to end up old and never got pounded
>i'm 18 and this is a deep situation
>twinkdeathI hate this term with a passion
>>84616192it will happen to you
>>84616213I was never a twink
>>84616220it will happen to you when you just become one in the future
Yume ni mita, saisei no hi e, saikai no hi e, aaaaa
>>84616082I think spending your youth alone waiting for mr. Perfect is ought to make you feel more hollow than anything else. Some of you just idealize your virginity so much, I guess it's part of incel purity culture. You don't realize that your first time is just a tiny fraction of your romantic life. Your first sexual intercourse matters less than the hundreds and thousands of times you'll have sex with your bf in your lifetime
>>84616139Imagine wasting your twink years being a virgin. Damn bro.
Imagine being brazilian damn bro.
I wasn't picky in my early 20s, I was quite horny for any guy I saw shirtless or that I got physically closer to. I'm still a virgin because >I never met another gay guy>I lived in a not so open minded environment >I was scared to flirt and get rejection at best, beat up at worst>I was closeted and I didn't want people to know I was gay>I was a NEET for most of the time so I rarely met people>Covid happened
>>84612855I unironically find this man attractive
>>84616345>wasn't picky>Still a virginYeah you're picky, be honest
>>84616354you're a troll
>>84616362You're full of excuses
>tfw no 18 year old twink daddy bf
>>84616362Ignore the brazilian
>>84616435I can't fucking ignore hue because i'm a fucking older virgin and he has a big cock and his cock is white for an average brazilian and big
what's hue's hue?
>>84614340Only if he told me who he was rooting for and didn't favorite characters I don't like unless he wants to be bullied for it. Oh and of course we would watch them together
>>84614340why should I not?
Imagine being loved, like actually loved unconditionally, being the priority to someone, someone willing to do anything just for you...it must be amazing to be loved, maybe some of us are just going to die without ever knowing how that feels, it's eerie...
>>84616672well your mom loves you like that, I think
>>84616672Eh foids can't genuinely love anyway so the majority of men never get to feel that
>>84616688lol, and most gay men do?
>>84616697They do, but clearly they don't like you, probably for a good reason
I have to go pee but I'm too comfy right now. This is what hell feels like I bet
I needed to poop and wasn't comfy at all so it was easy to go poop
There's literally nothing to fap to. This is hell
>>84616728ah ah ah so cunty, so sassy. You used this quote already sis
>>84616300Yeah you've got a point, I probably spent too much time here and ended up getting it in my head that it's sacred or something>>84616307>>84616165>mfw 27I look better than I did at 21, but that was also true at 23, it's so over
So are whore bottoms like at 40+ "ah I remember that brief window before 22 where I was a total degenerate whore. The best years of my life. So glad I did that, the rest of my 50+ years don't matter anyway"
>>84616850I have seen interviews with old gays (like 70 years old) reminiscing about how they'd get passed around at the sauna and fucked by like 30 random dudes back in the 60s/70s, so yeah unironically maybe
remember that you are here because you've failed to be a whore and would be one if you woke up good-looking one day
I was romantic from birth though...
>>84616921say something romantic
>>84616887That's sad and gross
>>84616930I believe in love!
>>84616974I don't. Say something else to convince me
>>84616991Monster cock twinks wiggling their protruding members and heavy huge balls in the showers
>>84617008I don't like twinks nor monster cocks
>>84616991That's tragic. Hopefully someone will one day convince you.
>>84616481I didn't think you can sink any lower but imagine being a huesimp
>>84616896i don't think being good looking randomly one day would remove my fear of stds or make me magically know how to talk to other people
>>84616672No one loves you unconditionally >>84616728Is that why average gay relationships end in a week and why hookups are so popular?
>>84616742Uh oh don't mention pee or cuckbot will try his failed gay op to associate dead poster with pee>>84616755Uh oh don't mention poop or cuckbot will start making fetish posts about it and maybe even spam pictures of scat like hat one time he got angry
>>84616833>spent too much time here>doesn't recognize huegpt>>84616896Don't call out cuckbot like that
>>84616672That's like an adolescent idea of what romantic love is. Like anon said, if you're lucky, your mom is the only person who's gonna love you like that in your entire life. Romance is about reciprocating. Are you willing to do anything for your lover and make him your priority?
>>84617057have you been in that many gay relationships to know the estimated average time? lmao>>84617043that's true. the only argument is that you'd not be so nervous about because there would be a boyfriend for you to be supported by and the proximity to him alone would made you less scared
>>84616850Is it better to spend your 20s alone?>>84616887You could, if you wanted to, watch interview with old gays who lived in the closet and repressed their urges during their youth. Their insights might be more relevant to you. But you don't really want to hear that. You just want to feed on these scandalously vulgar narratives so you can feel better about being a celibate.
>>84617043Condoms are a thing and you haven't really tried
Meow Cannon attack *bium*
>>84617134you killed me! Now I will haunt you in your worst nightmares
>>84617079I've been absent for some time, the cast of characters has changed over the years even if it's still the same show
>>84617146I never see nightmares yay I'm mentally untouchable
>>84617156you will now. I was very ugly when I was alive and I will become an even uglier and scarier ghost. You will piss yourself at my sight
>>84616833>probably spent too much time here and ended up getting it in my head that it's sacred or somethingThat's why I hate this place. Literally a trap for lost gays. People here thrive with you being miserable and alone, the virginal ideas shared here are born out of frustration and bitterness. This is why my presence here is important. Someone has to burst this god awful incel bubble and remind you that wasting your 20s being a lonely virgin is not a good idea.
>>84616109This is the "BBC" that meow likes? yeesh
>said the guy who likes to make others miserable
>>84616745Meow simp trying new things to get meow's attention?
there was never booggle...only me
>>84616500Meow wants a BLACK man with super powers?
Cuckbot is so retarded in general and so self-contained in his daily, hourly BBC schizophrenia obsessive OCD loop that he don't know the news of Harry Potter's Snape being not a superhero, but a blackie now. Such a retarded wretched mentally ill stillbirth of a creature.
>you wake up next to thiswhat do you do?
>>84617367Ask him who the fuck is he and what is this chubby man doing in my bed. Push him off. Maybe call the cops.
>>84617367Ask where his body hair is
>>84617367wild consensual sex and lots of kisses on his little pecs. Then I make him breakfast because I like nurturing the people I love
>>84617367Shave his pits, looks out of place with the rest of his body shaved
>>84617335I've never watched harry potter or read it since that shit is for fags and trannies and growing up the people into it were always losers. You should seriously stop trying to pin meow's BBC posts on someone else and obsessing over them though it's kinda weird
>>84617487I'm not gonna read your post, just had to let you know that if you kill yourself it would be better for everyone
Will gay bottoms ever stop wishing death on me just because I'm short and not a perfect chad?
I'm literally perfect why does nobody love me waaa
>>84617677I doubt you want anyone from here
>>84617191Psh as if kid get bent
>>84617367Beat xim with my bedside hammer yay
meow haha meep yay guys yop i'm so funny and quirky guys look at me i act to unpredictable and those vocal stems of a retarded autist is so entertaining meoooooowoowwooopppp haha i'm a little finnish trash rat that should killed meow oop i'm so schizophrenic and funny and i'm totally not a boring unoriginal retard with no personality that poisons this gen because i'm a mentally ill tranny from finland teehee meow yay
>>84617938Uh oh someone is le assmad, very scary!
>>84617938unf you're so hot babe
>>84617938Careful if you insult meow anymore meow simp will start drooling and make posts imagining you getting BLACKED alongside meow
>>84617680Meow likes seeing non BLACKS getting emasculated?
>>84617845I want to get beaten by the meow hammer and is it THE hammer meow?
assmad! assmad! guys i said this! i won meow! i showed him i'm the cool one! i'm definitely not a mentally ill boring tranny barely developed enough to breathe through my mouth! meow! if i tell him he's assmad about me that means it's true and i won meow *tranny noises of celebration of a diapered raped castrated autistic retard* MEOW! >>84618044i would love it if he started making posts about getting in the noose and jumping from a chair
>>84618080Yes indeed and why >>84618088What do you gain from embarrassing yourself like this anony lol
>>84618104Your post on wanting to take it to the park date to feed the ducks was the first recorded meowpost, it is a piece of r9gay history.
>>84618129I was here for like 3 years before that on and off tho
>>84618135Still it was the first one really tied to you as meow vs just another anon.
>>84618152I guess so gloo
>tfw I will never sleep in an I-gloo with a bf
>Can't get sex as a gay man.Yeah... involuntary celibacy is not your guys' problem.
>84617098Have hue ever read statistics about a topic or do you have to experience it firsthand? >>84617156Your life is a nightmare >>84617335Don't call out his ritual bbc posting or he'll say you're a meow simp because you're not going along with his gay ops.
>>84618357I'm just a fag every day is a nightmare de meow
>>84618338Straight men have zero real issues and can have sex easier?
>>84617005Cuckbot feels shame because of his blacked addiction?
>>84614222Cuckbot talking about his body
>>84616614Cuckbot is tying out cages now
Behead those who link bullshit posts
do you know that stereotype about gay guys being really sensitive and delicate, more meek compared to straight men and huge crybabies incapable of defending themselves because they got bullied? That stereotype that is just a stereotype and not actually true? Well, I am that stereotype
>>84618474Can I bully you now?
>>84618486no pls, I would suicide myself
>>84617045Cuckbot likes hearing THIS during sex?>>84616719Cuckbots bull also doesn't like jews
>>84618491Fuck you, what if I want to bully you into being my boyfriend?
>>84618499nooo :( I want a sweet and wholesome bf not a bully bf...
>>84615547Do we support cuckbot in his struggle to beat findom fetish and not send meow his hard earned money?
>>84618318What did cuckbot mean by this scatpost?
The throat is deep and the mouth is wideSaw some things on the other sideMade me promise to never tellBut you know me I can't help myself, noNow I got something you have to seeThey put something inside of meIts smile is red and its eyes are black (Black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black)I don't think I'll be coming back
>>84618517So I'll never be able to tell you how stupid you look and how stupidly cute your hair is and how stupid it is for you to like me and how dumb you look spending time on a date with me when you could be doing anything else productive and how much it is that I love that stupid boy I can't get myself to get away from?
>>84618357Hiding behind statistics, lil chud? People are more than statistics. The statistics you ignore is that since 2015 there has been hundreds of thousands of LGBT marriages in the us, and the reason why you're not in one of those is because you're too obsessed with sluts and whores instead of just living your best life.
I'm not married because I am fat and mentally ill
The fact that you haven't tried dating anyone in the last 5 years probably has something to do with it
>>84618687Me not dating anyone in the last 5 years has a lot to do with me being fat and mentally ill
Statistics only count when they suit me which is why I suggest you look and dress in a way that will attract most men and not be yourself and attract someone who actually likes you hue hue hue
Meow I'm a transhabitat whale yay I transitioned from sea to land yay I'm a trannywhale yay
>>84618721Yes funny laugheud yay
>>84618690You not trying makes your mental illness worse
>>84618710maybe try having a first date before you're 40. What are you doing to attract a man? Nothing.
>>84618744Based on what evidence? Based on what collation?
Played with two cutest small and soft kittens today. They're likely abandoned, found them at a building site. Bittersweet leaving them there but moments like that make life worth living I think.
>>84618763Do you really think that years alone, overexposed to 4chan, is doing any good to your mental health?
>>84618765I'm trying to take care of 4 stray kittens and their mother. 1 is at the vet rn because he fell ill. Kitties make life better, glad you got to spend time with them.
>>84618776Interesting how you didn't answer da question yay
>>84618787If you want I can post some papers about the negative impact of loneliness (and too much internet) on mental health. You are clearly worse now, mentally, than you were a few years ago. It's like a slow decay.
>>84618810Based on what evidence? Based on what collation? I am Caliban. I am numen.
I don't need a bf. You can do plenty of fun things by yourself or with friends. Having a bf in this community is a gamble anyway, and all the gay guys I know have cheated or gotten cheated on. I'd rather stay happy and not have to deal with these things.
>Having a bf in this community is a gamblefucking loser, pussy
what if I found a great bf that I love and loves me back, he's handsome, looks young for his age, he's sweet, he likes to cuddle, he needs me and wants me and we plan to spend our whole lives together but one day he tells me he's actually been 13 years old this whole time..?
I really care what you do with your life. You're the one seething which makes me think you're life isn't very good.
>>84618645oh? Maybe you're not a bully...you're just a shy tsun tsun? Show me your real self>spending time on a date with me when you could be doing anything else productivethere's nothing better then spending time with someone you love. The system can crash down for all I care
i got a part time summer job today! yahoo!!
>>84618912Good job anon! Way to go
often I'm not in love with or attracted to a guy but I still want to make him feel good, not through sex, just simple kindness. Some people really need some kindness in their lives, this is such a cruel world. Do you like to be kind to people and improve their mood? Or thinking "if I end up doing this this person will be very happy?"
>>84618934No I'm a narcissist I only care about my own mood
Without resorting to moralism, explain why 14 year old boys aren't the ideal boyfriends. Go on.
>>84618954Kids are annoying and know nothing about nothing also they aren't hot like big burly men
>>84618954They're cringe and unmanly.
>>84618954Too young. I would date an 18 year old guy if he liked me.
>>84618997>Kids are annoying and know nothingYoung teenagers are probably the best people to talk to. Theyre not actual children, so they have the capacity for passion and complex thought - but they're not jaded to the point where they have many actual established bigotries or hard mental roadblocks. They're great.>they aren't hot like big burly menYou have to be retarded to be attracted to big burly men. Literal bestial nigger ape sexuality>>84619005How?>>8461904814 is the age of consent in my cunt
>>84618934i generally feel like this towards everyone? even with evil people i usually just want them to chill tf out and stop being such a hater. i don't always act like it though cuz honestly i can't save everyone (makes me cry)
>>84618997I wanted to tell you to not bite and be careful because the pedo nigger would go on a diatribe about how much he can't stand looking at real man and how your perfectly normal types are disgusting to him but I was late and the boring repetititve pedophile already did that
>>84619108Yeah Be on time next time raetard
Do you guys think Micheal Jackson did it
What happened to Jonah's discord?
>>84619061How ironic lol
>>84619127idk, probably nothing. don't talk about or the retarded cuckbot will go up in his arms and tell us against our will how every single guy rejected him for being too retarded and mentally impared to talk to.
>>84619137I prefer cuckbot to Jonah. At least he has a personality
>>84619148>Bot>PersonalityBitch please
>>84619061What do you mean how? Cringe like all teenagers are.
>>84619148he doesn't have any. if you think he has a personality you're probably retarded too. his personality is repeting the same old shit 8 hours a day and wasting his already miserable life.
>>84619154Jonah is also repetitive and annoying. But unlike Cuckbot, he doesn't say anything of any substance. All he does is post his face and anime boys. Cuckbot has opinions
>>84619160I'm not saying he's interesting. I'm saying he's interesting COMPARED TO JONAH. Can you tell me a single opinion Jonah holds, for all his spam?
>>84619176That's like saying having ebola is more interesting than having cancer
>>84619165he doesn't. his opinions are shit and worthless. and least jonah can keep the dialogue, while a retarded bot is talking to himself all the time. on top of that Jonah is put together and good looking while cuckbot is ugly and looks a mess and happy to be that way.>>84619176no, because i don't care about jonah, in a good way. and he can't let a word out and voice his opinions before the rabid incel cuck jumps on him and starts spamming.
>>84619108"Big burly men" suited to that Anon's tastes are far less common than cute hebes. He's more unrealistic in his tastes than I am. Also he's a zoophile who wants to have sex with men who approximate to animals, so he's far more perverted than me.>>84619159How are 14 year old boys "unmanly"? Their masculinity and audacity is less neutered than that of adult men
>>84619192Being interesting but stupid, is way better than being totally boring and having nothing for a personality
A-a-a-a-Albuquerque
i gotta get out of the thread until this guy quits talking about 14 year olds thats so sus
>>84619234It's ok. I'll stop nonny. I care about your feelings
>>84619210Says the retard drooling after zoomer insects
>>84618893No! I'm a bully and I'm not a shy tsun tsun. Even if you like me I'd still feel bad about it because you can have so much better. That's my bullying. I won't be telling you that you're bad, I'll be telling that I am bad and youre good
i'm destroyed, i won't get to experience love, i can't feel comfortable being cared about, i don't deserve it, there isn't anyone out there for me and there are no good times to be had in the future
I hope jonah's server goes down and never comes back the filthy e-whoreI hate jonah
>>84619274You sound perfect. I'd take care of you had I have a chance to..
>>84619210Have you seen a 14 year old and an adult? Cretin.
>>84619140Cuckbot getting creative about his scat fetish
>>84618778They're super cute, goon on you anon. Did you adopt them?
>>84618778Gatitos! I love gatitos, specially the one that is fed, resting and has a belly. Please take care of the one that got ill, he's way to little and young to not enjoy the life
Unfortunate typo waa
Seems like I've given up on making and keeping relationships of any kind
>>84618879Fapped to imagining this scenario and typing it ^
>>84619253you're not a bully, you're just a very hurt and kinky anon who likes to roleplay. If you were a bully you would've kept bullying me, instead you choosed to confess your feelings like that. You're a cutie patootie
am i fat at 64kg 180cm
>You have to be retarded to be attracted to big burly men. Literal bestial nigger ape sexualityBased pedo
>>84619101evil people not so much, I'm like that mostly with good hearted/sad people, or nerds. The unnoticed mostly, but it can happen with normies too sometimes. Evil must be defeated tho>i can't save everyone (makes me cry)awww you're a pure soul. I bet you have a bf, love makes you kinder
>>84619101Evil people should be shot and killed to save others from them, or do you think we should keep releasing repeated offenders until they finally kill someone and then act like we had no idea they would do it?
>>84619706worse...you're a brain dead retarded cunt
i should've never been born
>>84619148Having a shtick doesn't mean having a personality. Besides he literally stole the my penis is only 7 inches from r9k spammer and uses old tired traps aren't gay type excuses. All he does is trolls and makes boring repetitive posts. Jonah doesn't do anything bad he just kinda exists and doesn't spam the thread much.
pedo anon makes me laugh, why do you have to be a dangerous pedo? Why does it have to be a minor? Can't you like say stupid pedo stuff to make me laugh while we're in bed together?
Jonah is the thread's baby boy, he's like our adoptive little brother
I think hue funds cuckbot interesting because they're both repetitive ritual posters incapable of deviating from their script while jonah can have normal conversations with others
>>84619274Waaah waaah I hate myself waah waaah shut the fuck up whiney bitch fag
>>84611130niggas in 2053 will point to this... :O>>84611732ghola couples should be legal>>84619760same
>>84619736Epic and based post by anonymous yet again
>>84619894I'm out of the loop, is this cuckbots new bull?
I will never top Chads and beautiful twinks because they don't accept my small 8 feet penis. Why did life had to make my penis so small? I will never beloved because I'm the most unlovable pp lover but I would be a very good boyfriend, I promise. Actually no, I can't promise that sorry
Gaygen is just 30-40 year old gay deads talking about politics and whichever trip they're obsessed with this week.
MBTI is making fun of us next edition will be MBTI one fuck them
>>84619969I thought a lot of us posted there? I've seen some straggots acting homophobic but everyone else seemed chill past threads. Turbie is literally their biggest celebrity and he's a boy
>>84619994Isn't turbie trans?
>>84619969can we make the next thread about my small 8 feet penis? I feel very depressed about it and I need you guys to show some appreciation for it, maybe I will stop hating myself for such a small penis so much
>>84620022last time I checked, like 2 years ago I'm not a regular poster there, anons referred to them as "he" and so did he, maybe it changed?
>>84619969who? i don't care about your discord drama>>84620022who?
who..whoo..
Beat the demo for Mouseward. Pretty fun demo, check it out if you're bored gaybros (it has owls and badgers too)
brutally honest: not into videogames, but I like reading anons talking about the games they play and like
>>84619637No, I'm not cute sadly, if I was cute I'd have known that. Now I'm basically talking about it with you and it's terrible that you don't get it. Stupid.
>>84618778Aww I missed the babies, so adorable. Hope the one at the vet is okay.
>>84619969I'm the OP of that thread and I made it out of an act of love. Was gonna ask here for suggestions but since I don't normally post in this thread I didn't want to disturb you and I needed to go to bed. I suppose since you're reaching the end of this thread now I can ask for suggestions for next time I make a gay themed thread without causing too much damage. Real takes, real opinions, real content, real gay voices heard and listened to. Authenticity. OK going again I'll make sure to let the door hit my tush on the way out. Sorry sorry sorry. Didn't mean to cause a disturbance. Carry on.
>>84620518Make MBTI themed r9gay thread next and tell us more about what you guys do
So eepy but its hot and humid. I hate summer so much, I need to hibernate until fall.
>>84621555>wake me when you need me :speaking_head:
Wake me up when September begins
This was the last thing i fapped to
>>84621937hes a little chubby, kinda gwoss
>>84621958i like them thicc o.0
>generic femboy in thigh highsahh still would though.
I need a bf who's done time in eng
yall still mad or did you chill out. where are our boys from before 2024. hello.
>>84622529welcome back2020 here, i think
>>84622529Same circus, different clownsI'm 2020/2021
this is worse than the time r9gay got banned for 2 days
>tfw no copper merchant bfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0ga7XCpncM
Too many brownoids in my area. I live quite rural too, counted at least 7 on my walk today. The UK is well and truly over.
>>84623749You'd look great wrapped around a BBC!
I haven't mowed the grass for 2 1/2 weeks and its going to rain for like 3 days straight. I have roughly a two hour window to do it this morning, will story get off his fat ass and do it or will he let it get even worse and maybe get another code violation notice from the city boomers?
>>84623831Don't you hate jonah for not wanting to do that cuckbot?
>>84623940I despise him for that! Cute twink boys especially ones that look like jonah should be riding a big strong man's BBCs. If I was a cute little femboy and twink bottom I would be getting all the BBC I could and hunt them down just to feel it in my hand but I'm not cute because I'm not a cute tall twink bottom with a big dick because I can't be a whore
>were you happy to fall in love even if it wasn't reciprocated?Only a few nonnies replied to this. Anybody else?
I am serious: why in the world do fellow gays cry about adoptions and parenthood rights? Why do they want to be like straggots so bad? I'm not sharing my bf with a brat, I'm not waking up at night to change diapers
i feel sad and sick
give attention to me
ligma pussy
gay meth dungeon
Homo kinky dungeon
it's almost summer again what do i do what do i do what do i do
>>84624110No, that sounds like torture
anyone know how to combat balding?
>>84623940I choose to simply ignore it. Most of the time. Scary.>>84624110I would genuinely much rather die.. or peel my skin slowly with a potato peeler than fall in love reciprocated.
yes, I do want to fuck you
>>84624110Yes being loved back would be scary
>>84624299I typoed. I mean unreciprocated, I am retarded. Clearly.
>"wait zoom into my asshole">*starts to fap*
I want him to sit on my face so bad
>>84624357good thing you don't have to worry about that
>tfw no bf who went to garfield high school
>>84624447Mayhapce yay I never meet new people
I used to fall into unrequited love all the time 0/10 would not recommend. Not actual relationships though, just intense crushes and infatuations. That was emotionally draining and if I kept up I was going to have a mental break.
he HAS to sit on my face. I demand it
I'm not going to ask who he is that's how little I care
>>84624390uh sir this line is for passport photos
I got the grass mowed, yay, now my arms are noddles and shaking because I have no physical strength.
>>84624585your ass is grass and I'm gonna moan it
>>84624585Good job for once. I don't care how you feel now you did something you needed to do and that's a good thing.
>>84624585so if a bigger anon came up to you and tried to mount, would you have no strength to resist him?
aww, I wanted this to be a wholesome thread...I will try to end it on a cute note
>>84624621No but I wouldn't normally, my only defense would be my blubber.
No but I wouldn't normally, my only defense would be my buttler
i wanna get fatter like not overweight but like 24 bmi and be soft and cute
>>84624656so I can give you belly rubs, right?
>>84624626Very cute picture anon <3
>>84624651>tfw no royal bf to be a protective buttler for
>>84624727not as cute as you are
I'm a "brownoid" and live in the UK. So have all of my parents, grandparents and cousins for decades. Seethe.
>>84624874does your cum taste like brown sugar milk?
Is this the least unhinged cuckbot post
cuckbot this cuckbot that GET A FUCKING ROOM
I wanna kiss cuckbot with a hammer.
I want to kiss cuckbot against his will, I'm not a twink and he is so small so he wouldn't be able to do anything
>>84625218>he is so small so he wouldn't be able to do anythinghot..I'm fat but I'm pretty short, can you do that with me?
>>84625231You don't link blacked threads here all day so I don't think anon is interested in you
>>84625242I can start I can start for dommy anon!!
>>84625231How fat how short?
>>84624874Then you'd agree? This new influx of brownoids to the UK are uncivilised, retarded, low IQ creatures right?
>>84625299fatter than meow and shorter than your black bull
>>84625301New gay thread for gay
>>84625315I don't wanna do stuff with you anymore
