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I am 35 years old and I never had sex before
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>>84613410
Don't you have to kind of talk to them a bit before asking that? I mean he's doing a skit I guess but I am right about this no.
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This video wasnt funny
I was expecting him to go up to a black or fat woman next then awkwardly turn away to the next woman or for the video to cut off as he says "excuse me" to the guy in line at the end
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>>84613420
it's not a skit its just stupid retarded foids trying to signal to the rest of the group about how le cool they are
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>>84613410
A chad would have gotten at least 3 numbers doing this. They all would have been blushing and giggling about how quirky and confident he was
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>>84613410
how i feel watching this is probably how humans feel watching chimps do chimp things. all the smug foid reactions, the retarded content-farming moid, their disgusting insecure time-wasting while shopping, basically their entire life revolves around sex and reproduction. that's their entire life. everything.
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>>84613474
Put it in your manifesto. Bitch.
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>>84613481
the only crime worth committing is one that wipes all of humanity, the rest is simply meaningless and at my expense
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This would be hilarious if he does this with a group of girls but skips one, imagine the insecurities he would create.
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>>84613488
He did skip one, the one on the right with the glasses.
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>>84613494
Yeah but it was kind of just ignored and kept going. Should be like he looks at her for a couple seconds and skips her.
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>>84613474
Once you see humans as primates all the romanticism is flung out the window like monkey shit
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>>84613410
I'm 42 my guy, get on my level
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i had sex a few times. i had sex with a girl on a pallet in the back of the store. a coworker was a cockblocker. she was like he didn't use a condom i would get pregnant tell him your the father.
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>>84613410
This is what normies will unironically tell you to do.
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before what? over
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>>84613410
Fucking bitches have life so easy. Mid girls acting all smug.
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>>84613443
>>84613474
Horrendously awkward video. Literally zero punchline with this Zoomerfag prankster recording the girls. At the same time, these Beckies probably only say that they have a boyfriend because the boy was too ugly for thier taste. Nonetheless, social media has really brought out the cattle-like tendencies of goyim.
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>>84613410
>Be a man an ask women out
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>>84613488
Bro I just let out the largest laugh
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>>84613662
Was that other coworker a relative of your gf or something? Jesus that's such mentally ill way to act around someone banging somebody else.
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>>84613410
I'm 35 and sex is easy to get
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>>84613410
I'm much older than you and have a body count in the hundreds. I was molested as a small kid by a female neighbour and again when I was a bit older by a babysitter. By the time I was 15 I had more sexual experience than many adults probably had. These experiences fucked me up and made me super promiscuous. Senior high school and university was a long string of casual hook-ups and brief flings with female classmates, friends of friends, girls I met at parties or at other activities. I even fucked girlfriends of my friends which caused me a lot of grief a few times. Along with that there were a few bisexual experiences, a couple of trannies and multiple prostitutes. When I was 25 I went to bed one night feeling feverish. I had taken a piss earlier and it hurt a bit. The next day I freaked out to see puss dripping out of my cock and when I tried to take a piss it hurt like hell. I was diagnosed with gonorrhea and had to have a painful antibiotic shot in my ass, it was a fucking massive needle and was the most painful injection I've ever had. Plus I took antibiotics at home for a week. Within a few days it cleared up. Since then I've been tested several times for various STIs, including HIV and thankfully I'm ok. I continued fucking around and having short term relationships throughout my 30s and into my 40s, as well as occasional visits to brothels and massage parlours. On top of that there has been several trips to Thailand and Philippines. My life has been one of lust and degeneracy, strangely though, I have very little interest in porn. However I'm now an oldfag, single, never married and no kids. I've never had a serious relationship that has lasted longer than 9 months and my ability to pair bond was obliterated long ago. If I could swap places with you and be a 35yo virgin I would do it in an instant.
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>>84616120
What happened to whores who cheated on their boyfriends?
How many virgin girls have you made worthless?
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>>84613410
It's a bad idea to ask another woman's number immediately after getting rejected cause it makes you seem like a desperate loser.
Women are strongly conditioned by group thinking. If they see you getting rejected by multiple women they won't want to settle for a guy that has low perceived value among their peers cause it'll reflect poorly on them among their group and her introspection.
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>>84616120
thats crazy i literally havent spoken to a woman since i was a teenager, funny how peoples lives are so different.
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>>84616120
images like this put me off hiring a prostitute, seems really dumb, sad and gay, and diseased
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>>84613608
I'm 56, you guys are still younglings.

Am undiagnosed but obviously on the spectrum.
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>>84616120
can't you just like, stop? is sex the only thing on your mind all the time?
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>>84614611
>these Beckies probably only say that they have a boyfriend because the boy was too ugly for thier taste
That implies that there are young women who are alone. No, the way it works is foids always have a boyfriend, unless you are more attractive than him.
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>>84613410
Am I the only one who doesn't get the video? Is it supposed to be funny? Cringe? Is it supposed to be a blackpill? There's no punchline and it's not super embarrassing or humiliating nobody was rude in particular so it wasn't really cringe.
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>>84617021
it's fucking gross. I used to work at a factory and all the fat boomers could talk about was going to thailand
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>>84613410
>I have a boyfriend already
how though? they are all ugly.
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>>84616583
>What happened to whores who cheated on their boyfriends?
Nothing happened to them. I got punched in the face pretty hard once though, that was the most severe consequence for me, apart from losing a few friendships and feeling bad. But the women just got on with life. I know one of them ended up married with kids.
>>84617003
>funny how peoples lives are so different.
Yes, different childhoods and conditioning and totally different experiences.
>>84617021
Prostitution isn't for everyone and I understand that this image can be off putting for some, but it's pretty tame compared to things I've seen & done in the past which I won't go into. But on the other hand there are millions of guys that use prostitutes and mostly it's just one on one in private.
>>84617502
>can't you just like, stop?
I have had dry spells over the years and these days I'm not as active as I used to be.
>is sex the only thing on your mind all the time?
Of course not, I can and do think of other things mostly. But when I was a young guy it occupied my mind most of the time, especially when I was around women.



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