Bouncy Castle, bounceton pon de arse edition
>>84617407Fine this one'll do
Restore candidate for the Makerfield by-election is a sunburnt midget with enormous knockers.Is this really what the people of England want?
Lollers won xSeethemong lost x
Give me beccie over ruthie any day. What a lovely rose she is.
>>84617405They're just trying to get a rise out of you, best ignore it, put on some Interpol and chill de lid
sean opening his bum cheeks wide for big oily middle eastern studs x
I've finally found a business I think I could start lads. Cleaning up headstones in graveyards. Working alone, low start up costs.
>>84617458The vile beast needs locking up
>>84617458Fuck me he's not aging well. Looks like shit.
>>84617444I would be willing to bet anything that the moment you contact the local council to get started you will be shut down reflexively.
>>84617477Why would I contact the local council to get started?
>>84617481Because grave sites are almost universally owned by local councils and you can't just start going round and working on their property without permission.
>>84617435It's what I want for shagging, if you catch my drift
>>84617435You reckon that shortstack plaphog does anal?
>>84617458He's an absolutely disgusting creature.
It's Sammy the Snake!
>>84617495I just need permission from the family/lair holder for light grave care. Looked into it. If I was going to be adding to the memorial with new railings or something then yeah, but that's different from what I want to do.
>>84617481I think there also might be some concern about damage to old stones. It's a good idea though, reckon you could flyer for that and oldies would go for it. Probably just need a pressure washer really. Might steal the idea desu, feeling like working for other people is increasingly a mugs game.
>>84617440I don't care about the melts of /britfeel/. Boss man is on my back about me taking half a day off on Thursdays. The twat gets 'his time' back. What more does he want?Thanks for reminding me about City, I've been rewatching Super Cub, I need more City vibes from my anime at the moment, desu.
>>84617523You can't do it with a pressure washer sadly. You'd definitely be risking damage there. Got to do it the old fashioned way with a brush, soap and water.
lollers ass fucking hhl x
>>84617521Not sure about that lad, you still need permission to be working on grounds owned by the council, even if you have permission from the families of the deceased. Like imagine if you were cleaning a sculpture in the foyer of an office building. The sculptor can give you permission all day, but unless you have permission from the owners of the building you can't just go in and start working on it.
>>84617537>lollers ass fucking hhl xEnvious much?
>>84617544The families are the owners of the memorials lad. They didn't sculpt them. So it's a bit different from your example. People are absolutely allowed to clean and tend to graves and headstones.
>>84617528Ah reckon that's me out of it then. Best of luck though, think it's a good scheme.
>>84617527Not him but, ffs lollers lad, get the HR goons on his case, your mental elf is important.
>>84617559Yeah the analogy isn't perfect but you'd be surprised how mental local government shit can be about this sort of thing. You're a worker doing work on behalf of someone on grounds that they own. You'll need to get their permission de lid.
>>84617580Nah I've looked into it lad trust me. The hard line is when you start doing actual masonry work to the grave. Cleaning is totally fine. You'll need to just trust me that I've done my homework here.
hhl fisting lollers while steve butt fucks him x
This thread is really terrible desu but sometimes it loops back round to being very funny through sheer absurdity.Sometimes I'll look at someone and think>They look like [personality]And start laughing to myself like an idiot. Corrr.
>>84617569It not right, he bullies me, and I'm not right. >>84617591At least he trims his nails, you nail varnish wearing sissy.
>>84617631cute lassie with a cute mugoh aye x
>>84617646Why're you posting CSAM?
>>84617527This is one of my favourite pics if I do say so myself there de liddington.
>>84617646Twolls fuming and it's 4x lush x
>>84617660That's actually the entire point: I didn't.
>>84617660Counter-point: why are you NOT posting CSAM? Is it because you live in fear?
>>84617646You are sick in the head pal
>>84617683The Paki in the video is sick in the head. But the video itself doesn't contain anything. It's the equivalent of a news report.
>>84617646No proof of anything other than sean talking about 12/13 year old boys sucking off a paki.
>>84617691Justify it any way you like little lad, it's paedophilia.
sean shitting steves spunk into lollers mouth x
>>84617646Yeah that proves nothing, you're on the ropes.
>>84617708It's not though, is it. And we know that you don't actually believe that.It's just trolling, like with the nappy stuff. We all know he doesn't wear a nappy.
>>84617735It proves that he didn't watch CP.
>>84617754Yes he did and you will deny it until your last breath little lid
>>84617748>weDon't include me in that
>>84617748He actually did whether you believe it or not
sean bending over and letting himself get taken advantage of by big hairy oily samoan men x
Cerebral Paul trying to mount Sean but he can't angle his cock right.
defending the indefensible >what a life
Sea Sam
>>84617646Why'd it get deleted soft lad?
Who is Cerebral Paul? Any loremasters in?
>Still I can't escape the ghost of you. I won't cry for yesterday.They just don't make good music these days.
>>84617865Just another bloke at CSAM Sean's carehome who is in the gay gay gay GAY sex scene there.
Got this wargain earlier DVDlad style. LOTR trilogy on Blu ray. No standard HD for me de lids. Extended versions too. Oh aye x
Never been to a water park as an adult. Have you lads? Sucks you can't go swimming because you'll never be confident in your current mind and body. I'm not fat either.
>>84617896Don't care soft lad. Go tell your mum or something.
Hate this style of building so much. Feels like we have it everywhere now. The modern-day brutalism.
sean sucking out spunk from steves bum hole
Is Crimestoppers really anonymous?
>>84617931In some cases yes in some case no. I actually got recommended a video about it recently.
>>84617931Yes. I had to report several posters here over the years.
>84617646h..h..he ddddidddn't ppppost c..c...csam>deleted & banned for posting csamlmao
>My friend is 45 now, still no job, still no gf, and what'll eventually happen is he'll move home when his elderly parents need him, then just stay in the house after they pass.Grim reading this reddit thread about unemployed dossers. Must be thousands of loser lads out there (most will be unnoticed and I fear these lads will lash out at society and women eventually).
>>84617960Maybe but who the fuck cares about losers who can't cope? Lol.
>>84617944Crimebodge? Love that guy. Been arrested a few times he has (unlawfully I should say).>>84617952For what and why would you waste time doing that?
>>84617971One was for terrorism related threats. The other one was dealing cocaine. I did it because I'm a good citizen.
>>84617916everything premier but the price the lad x
>All 3 are in their 30's and have never really worked. (my brother never, the 2 friends, maybe a few months total)>One still lives at home. 2 are now on various benefits and living alone and surviving just fine on benefits, so you maybe don't need to 'worry' too much about him? (they all seem to have more disposable money than me and I work!! lol)Wagies think us neets are living the best lifestyle. Why the fuck would some men work when they do not get any perks like sex and relationships? If you don't feel a part of something, you don't participate. You leech to teach them sex life wagies a lesson. I will not be an incel wagie. Simple as.
>>84617980I know someone with a coke habit. I may have to inform them.
>>84617997Likewise. To be honest, it'd be for the best.
>>84617997>>84618002They wouldn't care about coke users. Different if it's dealers.
Can't believe the mayor thinks Manchester isn't a crime shithole haha. Blacks and druggies everywhere. Not a good place.
>>84618009Thats ok I can still report on the off chance
Imagine being a grass. Couldn't be me.
>>84617908stopped going to swimming pools after I was about twelve. idk, the appeal of sitting in a big trough of water, filled with other people's grossness, loses it's appeal past a certain point.Plus, I think most fun things you can do while dry.
sean sniffing wokey off steves smeggy shaft x
>>84618058Poley looks alright these days
>>84618060I always feel like I'm missing out whenever the Olympics is on. I miss it in some ways.
>>84618050Out of interest are you brown?
>>84618072White British lad. Just don't like grasses. Nobody does.
Let's see how she fucking likes it for what she did to me. Calling CS soon. She fucked with the wrong lad.
Hasbeens on a chat room pushing helper is nonce angle Sad attempt to dethrone the king. 40 years old and this is their life
They're licking each others wounds No no we are definitely the legends, we are really in control, we run the show ha ha ha ha ha
Chinese chicken curry for din dins. Washing it downs with some orangeade. It lush.
>>84618117Could never see me eating that foreign muck. I thought you hated immigrants?
Dark Squadron, retreat to the chat room!
>>84618117Go tell mummy about your sad life little lad
>>84618082Sure you are mate
>>84617992I was just never in a position to get a job. People don't realise how much being ostracised from social groups because of autism completely fucks you over.90% of people never "walked into the manager's office and gave a firm handshake". they knew a person who knew a person, or they had a teacher who took a liking to them at some point, and basically gave them a leg up on their life path.I was dumped into this world. The second I tried to connect with anyone, I was either ignored, bullied, or told to fuck off. Often times adults were worse than children. By the time I was a teenager, I was already so emotionally worn down, I stopped engaging. I didn't feel comfortable perusing things I was passionate about because no one was ever encouraging toward me. I don't know what people thought was going to happen.When you tell me "write a CV", you're telling me "write down all of the things that are great and worthy about you" when I don't believe any of that to begin with. If I'm honest with any employer I'll tell them "don't hire me. Hire someone else. I'm not good enough". And then people wonder why I don't have a job.
sean wanking off steve onto helpermums face x
>>84618147>sean wanking off steve onto helpermums facekek
>>84617896Nice one lid. LOTR is kino.
>>84618117Did you see that lad got banned for posting csam after he posted a screenshot of THAT video?
Did you lads ever play Viewtiful Joe? Remember loving it as a kid. Might have a womfy one and emulate it later x
Might watch a compilation of fat people falling over soon
Exploded a beer in the fridge lads, not my proudest moment. Luckily it was just a tesco stubby but I did actually want to drink it. That'll teach me for doing a bunch of speed and speed gardening.
>>84618169hell yeah. It's a goodunBasically everything by Kamiya is, for that matter. Grab Wonderful 101 on that Steam (or your platform of choice), if you get a chance.Fantastic game. Total celebration of silly Japanese hero shows, and pure fun.
Based Rachel making it cheaper to go Flamingo Land xhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd7pzr88de1o
>>84618216Might send them an email about you mate. Wouldn't want paedophiles around the kids.
sean getting wanked off by helpermum in the flamingo land disabled toilets x
>>84618140You're 100% right lad. Not about your self-loathing. I'm sure you're great. But how are you supposed to ever feel that way if no one encourages you?Every single good thing in my work life came from having a good conversation with another man who thought I was worth giving a chance to, and then doing the work to prove to him that he was right to believe in me. There's a lot of leg work involved in that. I had to knock on a lot of doors figuratively speaking. But at the end of the day, four other men changed my life at various points in the game. And it happened because I built a personal connection with them.
>>84618227That is grim lad but I bet he'd be into it.
>>84618013Just another day in that dump... deffo want burnham as PM don't we..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stgAsgwFBtw>when the lyrics kick inAAAA, it's so good. Pure joy.
>>84618140That's so fucking true lad. I know certain females online are totally getting a cushy job because of their dad/nepotism. If you aren't born into the right kind of family...you are truly on your own and have to be extremely lucky competing against thousands for some shit job.Sometimes I wish I were good at lying because it feels like that's the only way you can get a job these days.
Don't you just fucking hate it when you forget about your pizza because you went back to vidya while it cooked. Burnt fucking pizza sucks.
Booked a late evening Bum Sesh haven't I? I have haven't I! Going to get my willy sucked like a dyson then getting my booty hole a piping oh aye. It's gonna hurt so good when I'm bussing down some husky monster meat CORRR me bum gets wet just at the thought of it. Time to flush me arse out and have a bath oh AYE.
>>84617435Scared cos Budey might be in this thread and no milf is safe. Bet she's been shared out between the lads in her younger days corrr. All her holes enthusiastically filled corrrr.
>>84617646>deletedWhoops
>>84618258That's not what he's talking about lad. It's not about nepotism. It's about having the social skills to make connections. It's very rare for someone to be born with the connections they need to succeed. Most people make them. But if you're autistic it's impossible to do that.
>>84617916This feels like The Norf.>t. am The Sarf
>>84618293If you are autistic, nepotism can very much save you and get you a fast tracked into employment.
Don't inform the Apus just yet but another young moggy has been murdered.
>>84618302True. The only real jobs I have had are with my old man in 'the industry'. It pays to have connnections.
>>84618302Yes but that's pretty rare. A "no effort" success is largely a complete fantasy.
>>84618258Stfu ruthmong >actually well written post>SO TRUE LIKE FEMALES I WISH I WAS BORN A FEMALE GIRLCreepy Turkish troon
>>84618302yeah, but you need people to like you first, before you can have nepotismPeople don't like me because I misread their signals and say inappropriate things, and apparently I have an "angry face", and if you get me going I ramble one-sidedly about stupid shit I'm into instead of "the football".
Had a dream ruth crashed her car. Did it happen or am I foreseeing something?
>>84618325He is not just a troon but a skinwalker. He wants to "become" the British rose, not sexually but... metaphysically...
>>84618316Everything is no effort for normalfags. The world is their playground. They enjoy education. They enjoy being around other morons like themselves. Everything else just falls together.
>no no you can't just film the polling station it's not allowed i'll call the policeLoving the new audit gimmick lately. Really winds them clowns up.
sean bricked up watching that video with helpermum x
Honestly I'd probably start applying for jobs if I knew I was going to get sex, relationships, money to travel etc. The reality is some portion of society has to stay put and be the cogs of society, do shit jobs and never leave town. I don't want to be that. So I am simply refusing to work while every other person has fun.
no holds barred 6 hour unprotected chem-bumsesh set to bubblegum pop with HHL in a caravan at Flamingo Land x
>>84618353I'd apply for warehouse work right now, if I wasn't seriously concerned I'd end up being bullied by Pakis. You have to take this stuff into account when you're a vulnerable individual. I'm sorry.
>>84618337That's not true at all mate. I'm not denying your life is harder, but the amount of effort I've had to put in to get where I am is absolutely herculean.
>>84618127Look they've got their meme collections with them, they carry them everywhere. >Them were the days. Best years of my life.
>>8461836315x lush that de lid
Helpermum exuding Helperlads cum onto my Helperbum x
>>84618368Not me, I've fallen into a cushy IT job and worked my way up to a point where I get paid well and basically have to do nothing. It's thanks to being tall, white, not overtly autistic, basely competent (someone asks me to do something I do it) and being able to banter with my boss. It's all people want really.
filling sean up with my thick pulsating shaft x
>>84618391Fair play lad. You're very lucky I suppose. How much are you earning if you don't mind me asking?
sean gulping down multiple mens spunk at the bumsesh x
mum! i posted it again!
You can make some great choons on the Nintendo DS xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA-sIcRz1sY
>>84618418On a tidy 50k or thereabouts, certainly not complaining. Don't think my cousin appreciated it when I told her ten year old kid that she can coast through life without putting any effort in.
welper letting out a welp as steve slides his shaft deep inside x
>>84618368just don't really buy it unless you were born in a Victorian poor house. What could possibly have been so hard>bro, I had to take a course which I enjoyed because I got to socialise with people who are the same as meThat's the hardest thing 99% of modern British people have ever done in their lives.People are so bored they invent problems for themselves. They go to protests against imaginary enemies, on behalf of people on the other side of the world. And again, they do that for fun. It's a day out that often culminates in sex.Normalfags are living life in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
>>84618551Not bad at all if you're up norf and have humble dreams lad. Tight if you want a big lifestyle though
>>84618583Did a lot of unpaid work to get into my chosen profession while working to pay rent and buy food. Got into that profession (very hard to do) and spent years doing 50 to 60 hour weeks. Don't get me wrong it wasn't like working down a mine or anything, but it's still tough.
Shippy once stated he has a bean-shaped head, and also expressed a preference for being around men
>>84618598I did unpaid work too, except it never became actual work, because people don't like me.
>>84618604Yeah that's basically my point. It's fucking bollocks mate sorry to hear it.
Oh yeah it lush xhttps://youtu.be/Yw_sJifUYgM
Having this for dinner later aren't I x
sean getting his batty roughed up by some oily dealers x
>>84618637Nice. Will your mother cook it for you?
Helperlads cake getting filled up with creamy man-meringue at a Pound Bakery somewhere in Sunderland.
sean backing it up onto steves member x
Got to be the worst gimmick right now
Corrrrrrrr! Just watched The Offence (1973). Cracking Sean Connery film about a copper losing his marbles.
Everything is a 'gimmick' lmao
>>84618637Just looking at that I can tell that it's going to be 40 percent crust.
sean getting his bussy taken by his dealer x
washing machine is making a fuckin rackettried giving it a smack to shut it up didn't workwhat do lids?
>>84618586Unfortunately I am as souf as it's possible to be and very east. It's a ball ache but I've got my comfortable niche and I'm not going back into the hardcore rat race loadsa money on call overtime world. Trying to do the whole Buddha remove want thing. Is ok.
>>84618647Seethers too retarded to see that post is just a seether who put his name and trip in name field. That's not sean on his tripcode.
>>84618127BN has his little suitcase of various gimmicks and characters for the lads to reminisce about. It was all so sweet, they were the kings of the castle before that little runt started posting frogs.
>>84618856At least he didn't get banned for posting about THAT video ;)
>What happened, Moni? Where did it all go wrong? What is the final solution to the Sean problem and how did we miss it?>durka durka durka durka
steve breeding sean x
>>84618637That looks tasty af. Like a nice chianti beef.
evening
>>84618865BN loved HHL and HHL was indifferent to him. This feud is manufactured. Fake beef.
sean cupping steves hairy sack x
>>84619032I thought BN said he thought HHL was alright a few days ago?
>>84619070I didn't see that post but it tracks with what he's said in the past, which is my point. BN loved HHL.
Lads who are very right wing. What radicalised you?
>>84619032BN would choose his goon squad and chat room clowns over HHL any day and has done. He can't be loyal to both.
>>84619098I'm 5ft 4
>>84619098I don't even consider myself right wing. I'd probably be a left-winger in the 80's.Unfortunately new Labour turned the British "left wing" into a voting block for non-British people.I just don't vote for anyone. Maybe I'll give Lowe a try, if he turned out not to be a complete joke within the next year. Aint voting for Farage. He's a snake.
>that's not true SIC you are the real legend of britfeel not sean SIC>you are the entire reason people post on britfeel SIC don't listen to the HHL loyalists they don't know about the old days of you and smenk you are the rightful king of britfeel SIC >durka durka durka
>>84619098Truthfully? Women hate me and I was bullied by blacks and asians in school. Fuck them.
sean licking swampy bumholes x
When you're in the chat room for the true britfeel elite but you've been reduced to a hasbeen clown due to one spacker boy in Sunderland
>>84619122There's no sides to pick lad. You're talking out of your aids hole
>>84619098Seeing my comrades on the left turning into lunatics.
>keep doing the sean sex spam that will show him how we do things old school style.>This is just like the old days this is a legendary gimmick for the win
>>84619169>there are no sidesSounds like cope from the losing side tbqhwyl x
Not heard much from Guo today
>>84619175>>84619163Someones not happy lmao
watching the boys and stormfront and homelander are meant to be portrayed as bad people, right? they're absolutely right politically and religiously
>>84619211What's Homelander's deal other than he's evil Superman, and a paper thin Trump allegory?
sean getting off thinking about helpermum making L signs for him x
Isn't equating Trump to superman kind of flattering him anyway?I've seen Trump. He's more Jabba the Hutt than he is Superman.
Why is he seething at BN all of a sudden? Some oldfag who hasn't posted here for years.
The Boys was a comic book released in 2006. Haven't read it but I don't think Homelander is based on Trump.
>>84619243I have done a bit of research and retract this comment.
>>84619237Pipe downs mate. You're in helpers world.x
Think I'll go swimming again tomorrows. Need to keep my fitness up.>>84619211Yes, Homelander and Stormfront are supposed to be the "bad guys". I think they're both based though.
>>84619243he is in the TV series, because the writers completely subverted it after the first season.
>>84619249Ah yes the notorious paedophile.
>>84619254No one cares little lad. You're a wrongun.
>>84619254you going to look at kids at the gym again paedo?
hhl got the twolls on tap again haha x
>>84619254Are you the ultimate cool? Or do you belong in the freezing rain like everyone else?
>>84619254Vile disgusting creature.
Would love to see Sean in his little yellow speedos and zoggs swimming googles x
>>84619266Chat room clowns spazzing out lel
sean getting his bussy taken by big oily afghan men x
40 year olds fuming on discord it LUSH x
We are the true /britfeel/ elite not Sean. Its not fair. Comrades. Assemble in the chat room.
Full little lad meltdown now his proxy got banned earlier oh aye x
making psychedelic tunes on the computer x
I wrote so many gimmicks. You don't even realise how many gimmicks you know were mine. You would be like - wow, that was yours? I have created many characters. Moni had a blog. We are creative writers, entrepreneurs, dream engineers. We are successful professionals. How can we be replaced by a care home spastic who posts about his dinner. This can not stand.
making psychedelic tunes on the nintendo ds x
Why is he talking about himself again? :L
>>84619330I mainly just make dance music on the Nintendo DS lad. It's fun to make tunes on the bus x
sean twerking on kevs smeggy cock x
Did we have a DVD update today?
Is anybody here hyped about the World Cup? Not feeling it this time around for some reason.
>>84619361I dont watch football anymore desu soulless garbage
Me? I'll be in them beer gardens SSM style during the World Cup, looking forward to it x
here come the twolls, crawling out the woodworks x
>>84619382You heading over to the US for it?
>>84619382this but not going out or drinking
>>84619382>>84619390Proper don't care lad
nice and relaxed before bed arent ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uz6955k2qE
sean wanking over 22 oily men x
AND A WUCKET OF WINDALOO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va6nPu-1auE
>Start samefag replying you don't care>Then they will know sean isn't the king >They want us to post not him. They care about our gimmicks. Is the dossier complete Moni?>durka durka durka
>>84619382Shouldn't allow vile beasts like you anywhere near a beer garden, it's a noncing hazard waiting to happen.
>>84619443>COME ON ENG UR LUND
Wonder why Makaveli never goes to beer gardens. He just necks cheap ciders in his garden everyday. Must get boring after a while.
>cider hagover woke up 3pm lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Dm0FyvUoM
This far right thug shouldn't be the main man around here. We are real people. We are your friends and family, the lad at the office party. We are leftists, feminists, Pakistani nationalists.
>>84617896>"tripcode" in boldWhy did you put your tripcode into the name field instead of using your tripcode properly
welper getting shat on katie price style by kev x
>>84619478Why do you think lad? Any guesses?
>>84619495Based Makaveli. Might send him a cheeky tenner so he can get more widerz x
Corrrrrrrr! Finally got a Prolific invitation. Anyone used it before?
>>84619538Well, my main guess would be because he's skint af but he can afford to buy cans everyday so he can't be that skint. He must just prefer drinking alone.
>attacking him isn't working.>let's say we love sean and we've always been his biggest fans we're actually welper loyalists >we need them to think helper is part of our big gang and he's pals with us all so they think we're with him>durka durka... durka durka durka>I know you don't like it Moni but we have to. It's the only way for the dark squadron to survive.S AD
sean licking kevs shitty bum hole x
We must absorb helper so we can control him. We are the elite of this thread. We are the gimmick maestros par excellence.We are the rightful owners of britfeel. Moni, fire up WordPress.
Been a good day for me lads. Fun playing chess, had a pregab earlier, just been chillan listening to choons all day. It's not much, but ending the night beating the hardest beginner bot will do for me.Going to treat myself to an early night.And got enough charge on my phone for a wank before bed.Good stuff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNVdeaLDCN8
Oh.. this shit again :/
Do you hear that SIC.That's the swan song of my muse.That's the sound of one thousand gimmicks.Do you hear the children of the night.
How dare you Helper. We are worldly. SIC has travelled the world. I write copy damn good copy. You can hardly spell your name.
Wouldn't mind getting one of Sean's creamy loads down my throat tbqh.
>>84619668I'm not exactly sure what you're on about, my filter is doing a good job.
>>84619685>I'm not exactly sure what you're on aboutWhy bother replying then? lmao
sean oiling a muscly congolese stud up x
>go on night walk>police looking for some one who smashed up cars>they arrest me so he can get off shiftI love this process. Just talk about random shit in interview. It's pointless giving them answers. They just hope you admit guilt first before doing an actual investigation. Tyrants.I wish I were making this shit up but it legitimately has happened to me multiple times.
>>84619694To see what he's referring to, spastic.
>l'm not exactly sure what you're on about, my filter is doing a good job.
>>84619721None of your business, spastic.
>>84619729Don't be upset now, you know people filter your nonsense.
Would you lads suck a cute girl's cock and swallow her creamy muck muck?
>>84619744>you know people filter your nonsenseWho am I supposed to be?
>my filter is doing a good job.
>>84619749Sean likes trannies I bet he would
>>84619752Don't worry lad, you're nobody really.
A grown man with the brain of a child. Sad to see.
>>84619769So one minute I'm filtered then one minute I'm no one. Got it. lmao
>>84619769Here we see a rattled man
>>84619787You're just somebody chatting bullshit. The usual epic 4chins twoll, kek.
A baby with the brain of SSM. Can you imagine?
>>84619793Kek, you're scared of anons on here lad.
>I'm not exactly sure what you're on about
Bet this lad wishes he was back at home playing PS2. Must be used to prison by now though. Maybe he has a PS2 or even a PS3 in there if he is behaving.
>>84619805Thought you had me filtered mate? Why're you replying still?
Some melty yesterday. Will take a lot to top that but I'm sure he'll manage.
He the shitty nappy king of Banbury.
>>84619831Claiming to be the spammer eh lad. Little ego on you eh.
Done in by somebody asking what's gong on. He knows he's been filtered so tries a new tactic (old tactic).Kek. Poor twoll, git gud.
Firefox has been saving page thumbnails to disk. Not happy about that. Had to add a custom setting in to stop that.
>>84619857Show me where I claimed that please, I'll wait.
sean asking steve to breed him x
These babby tier twolls actually did a number on the posters on here,
Oh this is a lovely linkedin she has. Why the fuck does she go by a different name now. That's not the name she uses on youtube. Very dishonest of her. I hope she didn't use a different name because of me. That would make me very upset and I see that as an attack on my mental health.
>>84619882They've done nothing of the sort dickhead
>>84619867I said I had spam filtered, then you started talking about having YOU filtered. Kek, who are you big man?
Hold you breath when the youtube ads come on and release when you see a non-white person. Very fun game that.
There's been a strange amount of nonsense spam here recently, even more mindless than usual.
My favourite thing nowadays is getting people to approach me in an intimidating manner, making sure I am filming them and then letting them call the police. I then tell them you will be getting done for common assault. They say "I didn't touch you" but little do they know common assault can be something like someone approaching you in a threatening and intimidating manner. Haha. Love auditing wagie scum me.
>>84619895>>84619744>you know people filter your nonsense.Hmmmmm ok. You thought I was someone else didn't you :/
I've been playing guitar for about 8 years and I play like someone who's been playing for like, 2 tops. Never got good lads
>>84619913You're not practising enough little lad.
>>84619913Playing guitar won't get you a girlfriend anyway mate. Just quit that gimmick.
>>84619882The Sean army is always here to strike back against 50 year old chat room clowns. They started it yesterday. Back fired something rotten oh aye.
>>84619907I think you're somebody trying to twoll. Nothing more.
If you do not use GNU/Linux I genuinely feel a bit sorry for you. You're probably not very intelligent and just accept the easiest option (the one that doesn't respect your privacy and shoves AI down your throat).
>>84619918I never practice. I'll noodle around and improvise, maybe learn a song and that's it. It's fun but not conducive to getting good. I get it>>84619920I play guitar because I love music. Simple as
>>84619935You thought I was someone else :L
AI is just google on amphetamines, working faster than you can.
>>84619935You are a clown mate you've got no one to blame but yourself being a spastic to that lad for no reason. Put your little red nose on and honk off ha ha ha ha
Protip lads don't call the police when you're upset. They will try to get you on "malicious communications" and "wasting police time". So just make sure to waste their time on night walks instead.
>>84619943You'll be thinking of me all night.
>>84619939I love listening to music but hate playing it.
>>84619955You were thinking about me being someone else already tonight :/
Should do a /bantfeel/ and see who is a little lad, kek.
>my filters are working :] i have your drivel filtered :]>so how can you read this post>t..twoll you are a babbyman twoll
>>84619961Just put the kiss on the end of your post, you know you're dying to do it.
>>84619977Report me if that's who you think I am, I wouldn't fancy risking a ban for a false report though :/
>>84619982Kek, you're not worth it lad. Don't get banned for saying a post is low quality.
>>84619990>Kek, you're not worth it lad.In other words you won't because you don't want to get a ban for a false report. Ok mate :L
sean rolling around in steves spunk x
The wine has already started me off on a headache ffs not even half way through the bottle.
>>84619982Who are you thinking of now? You off the meds today sweaty? You are full of projection, passive aggression.
Smoking a bit of hash. Can't handle that weed going around now. Way too potent x
>>84619947This is a very good analogy. I use AI constantly but it works with me and not instead of me. It can help me do something in an hour instead of three hours. It can't do it for me.
>>84620012>Just put the kiss on the end of your postOk mate :/
>>84620018I got my first piece of ass when I was smoking blunts with hash.
>>84620012You are monged out your mind
Garn watch that weason/series finale of The Boys now. Shan't be refreshing this threadingtons after this post until I'm finished watching it to avoid the twolls posting them spoilers. Oh aye x
>>84620029Are you noncing kids right after?
Now I have to leave the thread to avoid spoilers about The Boys because I haven't seen the finale yet. Fucking idiot HHL.
Looks like /r/ is gone. Not that it was ever helpful.
>>84620020If you use it to search the web, or anything like that, it is doing the work instead of you. It would take you hours to search for what you wanted, but gigagoogle does it faster. Search for xyz, it just saves you having to trawl online for it, or go places to find things, it can do it for you, which is doing it instead of you doing it yourself.
>>84620020Sad bit of cope here
>>84620059Yeah for simple tasks like that, sure.>>84620072Trust me mate I'm very lazy, if I could figure out a way for it to do my work for me, I would
sean eating the ass of a black african bull x
So true I am much smarter than AI it is actually my slave that works for me it will never replace me. I am in control.
>>84620091I mean...yes? It does what I tell it to do. I don't really see how it could replace me or anyone any time soon. If there were huge advances maybe. It's very useful though
>>84620098That's great lad, not sure why you're trying to convince the other lad and now me at 11pm that your job can't be done by AI
>>84620119I dunno why you're trying to convince me that it can
>>84620129Sorry don't recall saying that. You're reading that into things for some reason.
>>84619953Why would I want to ever waste police time? They've got important things to do
AI sucked my cock it was lush.
>>84620136Ah I see sorry lad my mistake
Smells a bit forren in here tonight lads.
Wagies in the binWagies in the binBoss man got that deepseek 4The wagies in the bin
>>84620161Thought your filters are working? Hahahahahaha
Wagies on the doleWagies on the doleBoss man gave his job to ClaudeThe wagies on the dole
helperlad bricked up thinking about kev x
>>84620193Status inversion fantasy
I can't even negatively emotionally react to posts about wagies anymore because I don't even have a job now. Noooo this cannot be happening etc.I am quite depressed insneed. Oh well oh well.
>>84620203Whatever helps you sleep big man :^)
>>84620184I like a laugh at their attempts, not in too bad a way, just avin a giggle. I don't speak another language (no need, they speak mine). Every other country has to learn our language to be able to function outside of their country of origin.I don't know if you understand how filters work. You're just using that while trying to grief the thread.
>>84620029do you have any more of those what real men get videos?
>>84620225Nah I agree with you, I'm sure that AI will drag everyone down to your level. Any day now
>>84620228>I like a laugh at their attempts, not in too bad a way, just avin a giggle. I don't speak another language (no need, they speak mine). Every other country has to learn our language to be able to function outside of their country of origin.I don't know if you understand how filters work. You're just using that while trying to grief the thread.Raging ha ha ha
>>84620240I've got a 1st from Warwick matey
sean laid in the buff rubbing his nipples thinking about oily men x
>>84620260And yet you're unemployed
>>84620289I know you're lashing out at me in place of chatgpt, it's OK little lad :^)
The spammers, sex beasts and discord mongs have been thoroughly destroyed desu. Helper is the last man standing.
Livid lad can't even into greentexting.Fucken tourists. Jelly because ESL is so visable to us.
>>84620353>ESL is so visable to usLol
>>84620307Sorry lad I didn't mean to lash out. There's nothing wrong with being unemployed.
>>84620340I know who the spammers and the discord mongs are. Who are the sex beasts?
sean slurping up steves cummies x
>>84620385Smenk is a sex beast
>>84620340the csam watcher helperlad kek
>>84620428>the csam watcher helperlad kekWomp womp :L
The alcohol brewers really must fix this bug. It's been many patch cycles now and I keep running into this issue where after the first few drinks (fun) it suddenly becomes depressing and grim for absolutely no reason? Devs please fix. Seriously, for reals. I used to enjoy drinking. Idk what happened desu desu.
Someones upset about their post getting deleted still lmao
>>84620441It's a feature not a bug. If you don't like this feature then try alcohol free drinks instead.>Anon changed the issue status to: WONTFIX
helper asking mum to wank him off x
>>84619495does he just blow all his universal credit on cider and get pissed every day, truly fascinating
He back on his paedo proxy writing love letters to Sean nobody reads
They should make everyone take at least 150mg of pregabalin when they wake up. I really do like the effect. Chill af, and a bit spaced, but thinking clearly, and get a burst of GET SHIT DONE, every now and again. Just went to water a plant and ended up sorting stuff in my kitchen, then decided the plant needed more light, so fanny'd about a bit, then 40 min later I'm back thinking it's bedtime soon.Fantastic stuff.
>>84620459Funnily enough the same thing sorta happens with the old zero percents too corrr.Man I just watched a video about The Gen Alpha Melody or something on YouTube. Corrr eye opening that was.I really like the state of being slightly drunk. It may be the only time I am really happy desu desu wa. Innit.
pregabalin and an addy phwooooar superhuman stack that is
helpermum wiping helpers spunk on his face x
>>84620497>I really like the state of being slightly drunk
What all my fellow night owls up to?
>>84620497Tbh I don't drink much now and I don't have a job but I used to (drink a lot and work). Came in from the shops yesterday a wave hit me of how good it would feel to have a beer. I didnt but I was reminiscing that is honestly one of the greatest feelings in human adult experience coming in from a long day and cracking a beer open EVEN though it might get messy and depressing after a few that first one and the anticipation of shifting from sober to tipsy is lovely.
The finale of The Boys fucking sucked. I hated it. They gave my boy Homelander the most humiliating, pathetic death imaginable. It just not right.
>>84620520We don't have "addys" here little foreign lad.
>>84620540Sorry, not bothered.
>>84620528It really do be like that. I could achieve so much if I just maintained that level.>>84620532Corrr it lush. I mean it sorta not lush trying to sober up to pretend like I haven't drank to the eternal watcher of ze watchers innit.
>>84620557Sorry, you're posting in Helpers thread
>>84620520Never had adderal, but I had a little key of cocaine with a pregab the other day.>>84620545Bet somebody over here could get some. I'll check on the brown market next time I see my mate. He loves crack, and the dealers always have other stuff.
>>84620562Sorry, can't remember asking you anything?
>>84620559>the eternal watcher of ze watchersKek
being drunk sucks, it feels nice for a short time but then the poison of the alcohol hits you pretty fast and you just start to be a mess. pregabalin is like alcohol if it was good.
>>84620574Lmao why are you laughing at that. In my mind this was so like unintelligible and bizarre (within this context) that nobody else could possibly laugh. Glad you did though corrr. Love me esoterica me. I do indeed.
So as expected The Boys was another soulless leftist/libcuck revenge fantasy. They even killed some guy who was meant to be Elon Musk just for the sake of it. Shall be washing my hands of any Amazon-produced series from now on.I'll still post the based clips from previous seasons though.
>>84620577I was a pill head for 10 years, its a stupid comparison, the messy sloppy chaotic feeling of alcohol is part of the experience and unique to it. Some people actively want to feel emotional and kind of on edge. It's like saying we don't need to eat food because we have soilent green Huel.
>>84620545They are called "Amfexa" here. Exact same thing but different name.
Laughing imagining Sean's face in the care home as he realises he's watching a soulless leftist/libcuck revenge fantasy.
>>84620590Not gonna lie I don't get what it means exactly but I assumed it's a name for your other half keeping an eye on you, it's funny. Hope he doesn't give you hassle for being neet.
>>84620593>Shall be washing my hands of any Amazon-produced series from now onAnd everyone in the care home clapped.
>>84620596Cool, call it that instead of a yank brand name then
>>84620593>So as expected The Boys was another soulless leftist/libcuck revenge fantasy. They even killed some guy who was meant to be Elon Musk just for the sake of it.I don't advocate violence against anybody. If billionaires like him lost all their wealth though then I would certainly enjoy that.
Tfw you make a weird spur of the moment in-joke (within your own mind) and somebody else... Laughs? This is some actual haunted house supernatural shit.>>84620604Yes. How did you get this. Like I sometimes make posts and make these bizarre off the track jokes that I assume other people can't translate but somehow you did, that's why it's weird af lol.And uhh ohohohoho what makes you think I have told an earthly soul in my mortal realm slash sphere of influence etc that I have no jobbington. Haha. I just forgot to tell people is all. Corrr.
>being a soi boy in 2026
>>84620616Or what? What the fuck are you going to do about it, little man?
>>84620634>what makes you think I have told an earthly soul in my mortal realm slash sphere of influence etc that I have no jobbington. Probably a good move desu unlike long term neets if you had a wfh job recently people will just assume you have it until you say otherwise
One of the dark squadron lot has a hemorrhoid again. Lots of little nasty posts all of a sudden.
>>84620646Accuse you of being American
Also what how did you know about the NEET thing. Oh whatever. FREEDrick NEETschze that's me, yeah. Lmao.>>84620653Yeah. I kinda low-key like cannot admit to this. It too shameful. And I cannot even claim bennies because I have too much money in savings lol. How disgusting. Imagine having a like Pile of Gold :TM: from your Fake Jobbington. Grotesque and vulgar is it not?
>>84620622I don't give a fuck about billionaires, I'm a NEET, they certainly don't give a shit about me. I like Musk simply because he's lowkey based. He openly supports nationalist movements in Europe. Most rich CEOs are woke libcucks.
>>84620671You said here mate >>84620219 it's only because you said insneed I knew it was you lol
>>84620687Oh yeah. So I did. Can hardly remember making that post desu wa.
Dark squadron a cautionary tale on what can happen when you pipe up. Sometimes you really are better off piping downs.
Might as well finish off these last few wokkles x
Just had an epifanny while having a wee, the problem with humans really, is that we humanise everything. All this technology is just technology, the great AI is just gigagoogle, but it's a tool, but we make it into something that is almost like a human. Businesses are a good example, acting like it has morals and feelings (that's just shown because humans are the face of the business therefore making it seem human (subconsciously), yet a business is just a business, especially the big corporations, it's just about money. Make more than you spend, simple as, then people buy into that business so it need to grow and eventually consoom the other businesses. The food industry is a great example of that.Ramble over.
Corrr got a very much watered down double rummington do I not? I do indeed. With lemonade. I should probably say lemonaded down then. It would be more accurate.>>84620729Get in there. Thursdays are for drinking int it.
Heil HitlerHeil HomelanderAnd most of all, HEIL FUCKING HELPER x
>>84620540why were you watching it? It was obviously written by seethegoblins from the start.>absolutely everything bad is a representation of white America, Christianity, conservatismOh boy. I wonder where this is going...
>>84620734Only got two wokkles left. Might as well neck them x>>84620750Based x
>>84620733>Just had an epifanny while having a wee, the problem with humans really, is that we humanise everything. All this technology is just technology, the great AI is just gigagoogle, but it's a tool, but we make it into something that is almost like a human. Businesses are a good example, acting like it has morals and feelings (that's just shown because humans are the face of the business therefore making it seem human (subconsciously), yet a business is just a business, especially the big corporations, it's just about money. Make more than you spend, simple as, then people buy into that business so it need to grow and eventually consoom the other businesses. The food industry is a great example of that.Get a job
Staring into the spirits glass with a sense of wonder. Watching the bubbles form and then disperse, It brings a tear to my eye. Corrr. It really is lush.>>84620767Do you mean you have been drinking all night or just that you have started now so as to finish off those aforementioned random bottles?
>>84620729Cheers helper x F the twolls x
>>84620791I would, but I'm currently learning how to move the pieces round on a chess board, sorry.
>>84620765I know. Obviously I know Eric Kripke is gonna push anti-White bullshit. He's a libcuck Jew. Because we can use their clips for out-of-context propaganda just like Civil War (2024) and Inglourious Basterds (2009). The films overall are quite clearly anti-White revenge fantasies but we can use their few based clips to push our own propaganda since we don't have our own version of Hollywood (yet).
>>84620795I only started drinking when I started watching The Boys finale. I bought a few wokkles specifically to drink while watching it.
>>84620622I hate to say it (because he's cringe as fuck), but Musk is actually using his influence to improve things. He's advancing space travel, and he destroyed the Orwellian control system that Twitter used to be. I don't actually want to "seize his wealth for the people", because I know what that means. It means *those* people get to control everything. It means we go back to the old Twitter.Do you want a world run by billionaires, or a world run by activists?
>>84620836Corrr I find it hard to just drink a few. It a dangerous game and a complex web we weave.I just had a double rummington and somehow feel more sober than I did before it. It simply not right.Ze eye of ze panopticon is suspiciously quiet rn. Another double rummington? It may be in my future.
Something incredibly nostalgic, and dare I say, trad, about Cascada. I find her very attractive. Purely in a Nietzschean sense, of course. Innit. Lmfao. FFS.
I talk some absolute rubbish when I'm drunk. It funny.Anyway I saw the Toy Story 5 trailer recently and I thought. ZAMN. NorWoody finna be tedpilled af. Lmao. It really do be like that.
Capeshit proves itself to be cultural poison yet again xGarn watch me LOTR dvds soon x
When you next thinking of doing the radio again, host.
>>84620909Btw I think I saw you post them earlier. You said they were the extended editions but the box said theatrical? Might wanna check if they are definitely the extended versions. I recommend those.
>>84620882>Something incredibly nostalgic, and dare I say, trad, about Cascada.BE MY BAD BOY, BE MY MANBE MY WEEK-END LOVERBUT DON'T BE MY FRIENDYOU CAN BE MY BAD BOYBUT UNDERSTANDTHAT I DON'T NEED YOU IN MY LIFE AGAINhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMLpKnEsTP4
>>84620924For me it's the Cascada cover of Call Me. It Nietzschean.
>>84620922This is the version I bought. I got it for 12 quid because the box was a bit damaged.https://www.amazon.co.uk/Trilogy-Remastered-Versions-Region-Blu-ray/dp/B09GPNPJYF/ref=asc_df_B09GPNPJYF?mcid=f1a188d001583b54bcdd28708af040b3&th=1&psc=1&tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=697221113199&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7205886296177082364&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9046761&hvtargid=pla-1458134226478&psc=1&hvocijid=7205886296177082364-B09GPNPJYF-&hvexpln=0&gad_source=1
>>84620954Yeah that looks like the theatrical versions to me. I mean, they're good films and still worth watching. But I always watch the extended versions.
>>84620969So I just checked the box again and yeah it is the theatrical versions. Ahh well, I'll still enjoy watching em again.
>>84621031Eh if you've seen them before it's no big deal I guess. The main thing is just the Saruman closure, crazy how that's not in the theatrical versions.
>>84621042This scene is also missing from the theatrical versions, right? It kino xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qE5FSG6K0Y
Corrr the brunette from the basshunter music videos. Corrr indeed. >>84621058Presumably. I only ever really watch the extended editions so I'm not even totally sure which scenes are extended only.
Lmfao. Ze rum bottle went from X percent full to 0 percent full. Well I'll be damned, gosh darn it will you look at that? Kek. Lol. I regret nothing.
Finishing off this last wokkle now x
Twolls on tappingtons x
>>84621166Lmfao. Usually yes, but I'd say right now there are very much no twollingtons anywhere to be seen. It quiet in here. I kinda miss crossy desu desu.
The twolls often disappear at night only to emerge again in the morning. It peaceful x
The Boys finale has truly done a number on /tv/.
Garn neck this pukka chicken balti pie then garn beddingtons x
Do you honestly believe that tea is better than coffee?
>>84621323Ashley Barrett was one of the few good characters. They didn't make her a cookie cut girlboss, she was allowed to have flaws and get sucked into the zany world she lived in.
Time for that beddingtons xNight lids x
>>84621391Her dominatrix scenes were hot af x
sean getting butt fucked by oily arabic men x
https://voca.ro/1aZWlAupoEwm
sean wanking off steves wrinkly cock x
>>84622340Is that a Winston Churchill impression lad?
Wifeberg says she'll only resume blowjobs when I start going gym again. The slag sure knows how to motivate me.
>>84622497You don't have a wife and you have never been to a gym
sean kissing steve as he wanks him off x
i often dream about being able to suck my own cock lately
>>84622581There's a little demon inside of you turning you gay
steve using sean as his personal pocket bussy x
So do you guys have any plans for today? Me? Garn gardening in me allotment
>>84617407corr imagine wops and her milkers on a bouncy castle
slugs been eating some of my runner beans
sean having his bussy absolutely ruined by a chinese stud x
>>84622782Thought Guo was Vietnamese?
sean kissing a chinese stud on the mouth x
sean soiling his nappy after his bottom got gaped wider than ever before x
seangayposting at 5am what a life
>he wakes up at 5am and immediately starts his day spamming posts about HHL on britfeelGrim. He'll be doing it for next 16 hours too.
sean licking big smeggy cocks x
8am and the first thing I post about is my thread enemy
Fuck all Friday today also known as work from home and the laptop isn't getting switched on. Fuck em XD
8:47am and he doesn't like people noticing his grim life and he spends all day on 4chan spamming puerile shit.
>>84623033Fish and chip friday for me :)
sean putting a butt plug in ready for the bumsesh later x
>>84623045Sounds lush mate wish I was having fish and chippy. Had this a few weeks ago it was lush.
helperlad bricked up thinking about helpermum x
>>84623068Good lord that looks delicious. Can't get this in the US
>>84623129Its fairly easy to make it yourself, lad. You can cook, right?
>>84623141Yes but i don't have a deep fryer. I've made beer battered fish with Costco cod filets and sure it was alright, but i wish we had the fast food format where fish and chip is abundant. I'd have to go to a fancier restaurant just to get this and then it's not authentic.
seans micropenis fermenting in his nappy x
>>84623145Bit messy but you can do it with a pan full of oil. I've done it myself but not in a long time since it's too much effort
HHL isnt allowed to cook food himself
>>84623161Idw that. I want to walk down a quaint British street, smelling the fog and sea air in my nostrils, and wander in to greet Mother Hubbard with a cheerful 'how are you luv?' and drinkee a Ben Shaw's Cream Soda, British Since 1871. Don't you see what I mean bong?
sean fermenting in his nappy in his smelly boxroom x
>>84623177Oh yeah well come to England then you fanny
>>84623207Fink i might have to dew that then :pI'm a major anglophile and love British mate
>>84623217For the picture you're painting you'll want to go Wales. Anglesey specifically in some coastal town. Don't just willy nilly 'go to Britain mate', land in Heathrow, take the tube into London with your 'I <3 Britain' baseball cap. That's how you get robbed in Camden and you won't feel quaint at all.
>News on the ground from Makerfield is that Andy Burnham is already getting angry and shouting at people.>His sense of self-entitlement is revealing itself.>It's reasonable to assume that interactions with constituents aren't going the way that he hoped?Not surprised. He looks just the type a little clown with anger issues.
sean thinking of kevs willy x
>>84623245I actually do want to visit Wales very much. There's a beautiful National Park in Wales called Snowdonia that I'm infatuated with. Also there's like 3 gay guys in Wales that are so hot. I didn't tell you I'm gay, my bad.
>>84623246He'll be absolutely fuming that he has to stand for election. He has zero interest in being an MP for Makerfield, he just wants to become PM because his ego has been overinflated due to being mayor of the cucked city that will never, ever vote anything other than Labour even if you'd put a gun to their head, or more likely, a sword to their throat. He genuinely believes everyone likes him because he's surrounded by sycophants in a town that is programmed to vote for his party. You could put SSM up for election for Manchester mayor and he'd win it as long as he ran for Labour. I can't wait for this cunt to meet the real world.
Reminder of the only election that really mattered
>>84623304Welsh titlod was best titlodHe is missed
>>84623304i liked when lollers was running away with it then suddenly titlad had 16 extra votes in about 10 minutes
475. Done. Next. Etc.>>84623334>>84623334>>84623334
sean thinking about steve kissing him on the cheeks x
>>84623329Important thing is Sean being an also-ran in last place. A pass does not bring class, clearly.
So this thread is done?
