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Would you date a neet girlfailure?
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Only if she cucked me and let me watch
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>>84620524
Obviously, lil ass nigga
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>>84620524
I'm a NEET boyfailure, you harlots just want to mooch off a man.
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>>84620524
I'd love to but I don't make enough money to support myself, let alone another
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>>84620524
You have to consider the fact that they are "failures" for a reason, personally I wouldn't date someone who wouldn't want to work on themselves as a person, oreginald
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>>84620524
this is me but i have a penis :(
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Neeting is the best, why wouldn't I want a neet girl? Isn't doing whatever you want all day together obviously better compared to being a wagecuck?
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>>84620524
Its the only girl i want to date
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Would be kind of ideal. I would like a NEET GF that I make my wife. I will take care of her so she can NEET as long as she takes care of me too <3
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hell fucking no im not touching a woman thats too lazy and maladjusted to raise my children
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>>84620524
No way, I hate all women.
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>>84620524
if you look like this, then you can date me. but im not a femcel, im a clean neet and i like to humiliate people for my own pleasure. nobody is excused.
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>>84620524
i want to smother this creature with a pillow while it sleeps and put it out of its misery
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>>84620524
>Would you date a neet girlfailure?
Yes, but would she date me?
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>>84620524
>tfw a somehow a girlfailure that isn't a NEET
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>>84621779
Hello where do you live?
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>>84622065
est usa. dont be a yurpoor..
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>>84622076
Oh.... its over before it began... :(
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>>84622079
its over.. youll find the one, dont even worry. europe must be prettier anyways, prettier women as well. russian girls are beautiful man
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>>84620524
>why would I want a job?
nah fuck that
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>>84621950
These types are the most attainable if you can build a neetnest for them
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>>84620524
gas is $4.36 at the shitty station and you expect me to date a girl who says "why would i want a job"?
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>>84620524
Probably
I just need someone to keep my bed warm and play video games with me. Also need her to ruffle my hair. And also not be fat.
I think my standards are low.
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>>84622421
Whats your hair type and color?
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>>84622426
I have straight hair. My color is black hair that looks brown when the sun hits it. Why?
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My dream is to have a girl so we can be failures together and we help and motivate eachother to get better
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>>84622076
What are ur stats?
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Would, but what kills it for me is the foul body odor bullshit you keep guys mentioning in memes and shit mentioning. Kills it for me
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>>84620524
>naizuri
Only if she regularly showers. I do NOT fw smelly people. You can't call me a volcel for this because bad smells literally kill my boner. I couldnt fuck her if I wanted to. I'm being naturally selected my own sense of smell
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>>84622282
Oh anon, I am the girlfailure.
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>>84620524
I dated one who lived with her parents, now that was something
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>>84623084
Where you at though? How much do you weigh
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>>84620524
Can you buy me some tendies?
No she need to get a job, cause I'm not tryna be somebodies food bank and we not even married.
>let's stay inside
I'm a homebody so lifestyle wise that works out
>let's play some vidya
Cool
>would you like dinner? A bath? Or me?
I'm 20, so im assuming the girl 20. If she a broke neet then she prolly living with her parents. If we could cook together that would actually be a fun activity. A bath, no, im not showering wit u in your parents house that's doin to much. Or me? I'm in college and working, im not risking pregnancy with a women who has zero prospects in life.
>I love that the smell dosen't bother you
Nigga it definitely bothers me. This is what baths are for. If them PH levels off, then that's not something I'm having sex with.
>good girl points
Don't ever say no creepy shit like that again, ew
>two inside the blanket
If she don't bathe, how fuckin crusty is that blanket, cause if you dont clean yourself i doubt your home is clean. I'd prolly just sit on the bed.
>why would I want a job?
I'm not a sugar daddy and this ain't no money dumpster.
>what day is it
Lock in

Overall, no I would not. Lifestyle, finances, values do not match. She could be a cool gaming friend. But irl her home sounds like a biohazard and this is just a really gross male fantasy about a glorified sex doll because she does nothing but eat, sleep, and fuck. But, she not even a baddie, she dont bathe. No thank you.
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>Would you date a neet girlfailure?
Absolutely. As long as we fucked a lot, without having kids, and she is as much of a shut-in as I am.
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>>84620524
This would be dateable.



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