was pooping and the toilet water splashed up and hit my booty hole desu.
What do you want me to do about it, nonny?
>>84624914quick, start fingerblasting your turd cutter until more liquid shit sprays all over your hand and arm and you lick it off while using your other hand to fist your anus hnnnghhhhh CUMMING SHIT FUCKING SHITTING DICKNIPPLES HAHAHAHA NIGGEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR
You motherfuckers don't deserve a girlfriend
how does windows know to turn on the rainbow theme when i'm tripping on acid? fuck the 60s timer
>>84624914>the toilet water splashed up and hit my booty holePoseidon's Kiss