Saturday Lincoln cathedral edish
claiming for australia x
Comfy one watching the darts this afternoon :)
helperlads arse getting spaffed on x
Suns out lids, mandatory listening to this choon is required https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQlAEiCb8m0&list=RDcZgUiR31m-Y&index=20
>posting fake addressesCome on now. This is an all time low x
>>84631667oh aye summer classic
Getting a bit bored of watching mark now. Every video is the same. Just him parroting the same 3 catchphrases over and over it's like he's got dementia, the beer has shrunk his brain and turned it into a peppercorn.
>>84631701He's been doing that for years and years, you dim witted smooth brain, easily amused spastic.
helpermum licking steves spaff off helperlads arse x
>>84631701its only entertaining when hes making a complete arse of him selfThe day to day uploafs are fucking grim as its all the "happy go lucky everything is just fucking peachy here mate" as he talks about the same 3 things for the 50th time this month
>>84631715>He's been doing that for years and years, you dim witted smooth brain, easily amused spastic.Womp womp
>>84631701lolcows are only interesting when they go livedull when they finally manage to control what we see
Need him down Sanford lane ASAP
>>84631751What's it like living with the mentality of a 12 year old downie? Do you laugh at your own shadow?
>>84631795>What's it like living with the mentality of a 12 year old downie? Do you laugh at your own shadow?Melty
>>84631800Do you pull funny faces at yourself in the mirror and laugh?
>>84631787He's too self aware lid it over
>>84631701He used to be more interesting but twolls like Exposed fella and RiffRatz clipping his videos for ridicule has put him off.
welper requesting a rough piping from the loyalists x
Not rite posting Welpers gaff on /britfeel/
>>84631819>Do you pull funny faces at yourself in the mirror and laugh?Melty
>>84631827>He used to be more interestinglmao
Finishing off this wooze then garn watch that footy x
>>84631673you got wokey in the mail today though didnt you
>>84631868>wooze> footynormie
helper stroking himself watching 22 oily men x
Just made an attempt to tidy the garage. It's humid as fuck and my balding head was dripping with sweat. Combination of heat and last night's alcohol.
>>84631827He won't understand that lad. He lacks awareness.
Did I miss yet another Sean doxxing?
>>84631888>bald>out of shape>likely hungoverPathetic when you put it like that
Boss at the meeting on Friday said we had to re-do a tonne of stuff to meet some target. He assigned roles but not to me. Female colleague just started breaking down crying and was really angry. She worked hard on this project and now bossman says she has to redo and she thinks for bullshit and ineffective reasons.
>>84631701He never shuts up about his Dad dying as well. I don't think he ever mentioned his Dad when he was alive and there was never any indication that they were particularly close.
Only gays get captchaStraight (normal) lads get right through4chan LLM detects gay from previous posts>No verification required.Great being straight (normal).
Female colleague storms out of meeting.>oh shit she is resigning Later on ask if she is ok. She says she is fed up. I say yeah I know what you mean innitBoss man comes to me after and asks me about it. I told him that I think it is just stuff going on in her personal life and not to worry about it but I 100% support his plans. Boss is happy with me. Colleague happy with me. >tfw absolutely devilish
>>84631999>Boss at the meeting on Friday said we had to re-do a tonne of stuff to meet some target. He assigned roles but not to me. Female colleague just started breaking down crying and was really angry. She worked hard on this project and now bossman says she has to redo and she thinks for bullshit and ineffective reasons.LARP LARP
>>84631999Has she got a good pair of breasticles on her lad? Describe in detail pls. Cheers.
welper tucking in his balls for steve x
He reported it even though it was 'fake' LMAO
>>84632018You are the diplomacy chiefingtonWhat about her tits
ASMR girls are gaslighting me xAnd you're all fucking in on it x
>>84632013He has his own health concerns. You smooth brained moron. He's worried he'll die like his dad.
Did the archive catch that definitely fake address?
84632035He's not the only one who did, mongy.
>>84632050>84632035>mongyironywomp ironywomp
>>84632042>He has his own health concerns. You smooth brained moron. He's worried he'll die like his dad.Womp womp
Female colleague is a mum of 2. Very pale skin and no division between her chin and neck but not fat tho just no chin. Quite emotional. Big husband with massive muscles but he only has one eye. And dodgy other eye. Good lad I think. Boss man is a Geordie bloke who sounds like might say >DAY 3 in the BIG BROTHER HOUSE
Had a week off sugar and the headaches are proper shit
>>84632013Earlier SSM said he has lost all interest in football because it's not the same without his dad. I don't remember him ever mentioning his dad whilst talking about football.
Have you ever experienced workplace bullying or adult bullying?
>>84632062And her tits are any good? Assuming not. Bet husband gets to fill her up with spaff most nights.
>>84632050Trip on longneck x
Apparently you can send drugs to HHL and he will just take them no questions asked
>>84632041It's funny when you've never done gear everyone expects it to be a big giant bag like this then the first time you buy some out comes this tiny little bag and you're thinking haha what where's the rest? Turns out a gram is a very small amount.
>>84632069Yes. I was bullied out of my last job by Alistair McQuade.
Once fucked a coworker who was a married mum. She told me she fucks around with other guys because she hates her husband but won't leave him. Pretty grim glimpse into normie married life, but still she was a good fuck so whatever.
>>84632076chuckled at thatcheers laddo
>>84632084I suspect infidelity is very common among norms.
>>84632042He'll be lucky to make it to his dads age
>>84632084Was her name Ana by any chance?
The unaware smooth brain is a clueless moron. Easily amused. LMFAO.
Nobody really like sex. It is mostly the novelty of it which wears off.
Lots of bullying going on today. Mixed emotions.
>>84632041You're a really weird fucker
>>84632099I suspect so too, rough to think about desu.>>84632102No, her name was Missy lol.
>>84632109Love sex me. Love a nice welcoming engorged vagina.
>>84632077What do you mean? He lives in a care home. He isn't the one accepting deliveries it is his carers.
BULLYING IS FUCKING AWESOME. Bullies are sexy alpha chads that make girls wet.
>Mummy fat YouTube man not do catch phrases make me laugh no more. Fat YouTube man talk about death of dad. Why fat man talk about death, why fat YouTube man not make me laugh
welper sniffing wokey off a crackheads nob x
>>84632113Lass at my old work was Ana, proper cheeky flirty sales lass with a mentalist husband who worked in Middle East in security. She was having an affair with Paul (head of tech support) and we all knew. Paul was at her house giving her s length when husband came back unexpectedly and smashed his face in.
>he bullies welper to impress arbs
>>84632136Most of the helper bullies are like Australians and Germans who shouldn't be here its weird af. We need flags. I don't want to read 1 jot about the country or Sean from an undisclosed foreigner.
Why do girls love bullies so much lads?
>He thinks he's impressing us by his lame attempts at bullying Sean>He thinks he's hight up the social ladder of /britfeel/ LMFAO, no on both counts.
>watching YouTube slop cos idiots in idiot forum watch it>complain that it is shitewompington wompington
>>84632150Why don't we move over to /bant/
>>84632151Makes em wet like an otter
This one was an American. They all need banned.
Another little lad melty oh it lush it really lush x
German who stalks helper and names files "Beige food" wtf do you know about beige food. That is so cringe pretending you're a normal English lad on here. Just go away.
>>84632150>Aussies and Germans >AussiesAussies have inherited working class British culture of tall poppy syndrome but like on steroids. Very macho young men who beat the fuck out of anyone perceived to be up themselves. Very competitive. >Germans Very blunt and very autistic. Literally no filter or sense of tact or what is socially appropriate. >ja Guten Morgen, you are looking fatter and uglier than usual today? Is it because of your inferior cooking skills ja? Oh we are not like that in Germany
Ja I follow ze Zean on insta gram. I'm a 'lad'
>>84632124>Mummy fat YouTube man not do catch phrases make me laugh no more. Fat YouTube man talk about death of dad. Why fat man talk about death, why fat YouTube man not make me laughMASSIVE melty
>>84632124Where did you get this picture of me? I don't have downs, I was just taking a shit.
welper getting his cheeks clapped by an illegal immigrant x
>>84632175Is he far right in that sense?
Spends all day every day on /britfeel/ posting about Sean.His life is better than Sean's. But he thinks he's winning.LMFAO, No, No and No.
>>84632188>Spends all day every day on /britfeel/ posting about Sean.>His life is better than Sean's. >But he thinks he's winning.>LMFAO, No, No and No.Melty XD
Three gypsy teenagers raped a 15 year old girl for 90 minutes, filmed it all, laughed the whole time, pointed the camera in her face and said "what's the matter why are you upset?". The same three gypsy teenagers raped a 14 year old girl a few months later, filmed it again, cut her clothes off with a knife and threatened to murder her during the ordeal.Judge gave them all non-custodial "youth rehabilitation orders".
meltywomp
Have you ever met a genuine nymphomaniac? (Woman who loves to have sex so much again and again).
>>84632188>Spends all day every day on /britfeel/ posting about Sean.>His life is better than Sean's. >But he thinks he's winning.>LMFAO, No, No and No.Womp womp
>>84632156Because the actual British lads want to samefag. Might not be nice but its the truth. What would be ideal is if we could have flags, optional IDs and all non-british flags are banned.
>>84632193I wonder whether YOU KNOW WHO has seen this child pornography sexual assault material.
Womp womp is K's SS+ class Monitoring Spirit Projector leitmotif scro
Too many little German spastic mongos who think this is just another /int/
>Hightlighting my behaviour means y y you're having a melty. LMFAO could you be less of a mong? I doubt it.
Sean Allan sucking me off in the care home bogs x
>>84632198Yes I have actually
Someone is absolutely fucking fuming and it is lush
Sean in 5 years time watching his first gf being shared on a coffee table with the lads from the Barrett building site as they sort the snagging on his starter home
Multi device melty XD
Absolute SCENES on weekend britfeel with all the wompymelt crowd
Someone is absolutely a grim fucking shut in and it is lush
multimelty
Gets his boxroom location posted and has a massive melty about it oh aye it is lush x
>>84632198No, but an ex gf would want to have sex at minimum once a day sometimes up to 4 but that was rare. Current gf is the opposite of that which is shit
welper getting railed by big oily ugandan men x
>If I keep say this is where he lives it will be true. Just like all the other shite I play pretend about. LMFAO
wleper mewling and cooing as his dainty bussy gets expanded by N'tombembe
>>84632253Not sure who you even think you're quoting there lad. Interesting that you feel the need to so fervently deny that it's your address though.
wompingtonmeltingtonshirebergington
>>84632275Did you feel I was quoting you, lad? It's interesting that you feel the need to address my post if it wasn't you.
You're not as smart as you think you are, you spammy lifeless shut in. LMFAO
>>84632275It is 10 minutes walk from a maccies, 30 minutes from a sainburys, post office at the end of the street. corrr all the places he goes on about.
Where might I find an archive of the thread where the clearly fake address was posted?
>I know where he lives. I know where he lives. This is where my online dolly and puchbag lives. Even if you're right. You've done nothing and you'll do nothing because you are nothing.
Beautiful sunny Saturday and he chooses to stay indoors having a melty over the words "womp womp" K3K
We need to up sticks to /bant/ and run /britbant/ from there.
welper hugging steve x
>>84632253Its literally in the uk phone book, anybody can just look it up
Remembering all the previous Sean doxxings
>>84632340I don't mind posting there lad
Why would he go on a melty if it wasnt real :/
Remembering all the previous Sean doxxings and no one did anything
>>84632345kekked i've just looked and it is
>>84631701everyone hates on mark for living the life that most people in the country live, same old shit over and over
welper getting his cheeks clapped by a gimmigrant x
>>84632168Corr that looks lush 4x
A very dark day for loyalists, very dark indeed.
Really need to locate Budey and do summat about that BEAST
Remember lads...women only love you for your income and "social status". It only gets worse as they age. I expect she wanted another man to pay for her travels and sprogs.This is what you get for dating a woman who already has sprogs (I'm guessing the last man/men couldn't live up to her "standards") and even then you are still not good enough for some stretched out roast beef pussy reward. God I fucking hate women. It's never good enough for them.
>>84632391we knows the scores xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc
Feeling well left out ngl
Imagine being a female asmrtist.
>>84632357I did. I live in Leeds so he is pretty easy to get to.
>>84632450Utterly baffling
welper sucking on his freshly plucked out butt plug x
Is that Sean Allan? That wigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Sunderland Travel Lodge. That shit had to be the tightest, whitest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Sean screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That wigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That wigga Sean and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Sean, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass wiggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy. That wigga Sean Allan stole my heart and drank my seed.
>>84632462I'd love my inbox to light up to be honest.
Wonder if any cute roses are running marathons this september. I enjoyed watching the great north run.
>>84632475Exactly. Baffling.
Time for a cheeky nappington in my Bedfordshire corrrrrrrWake up aura in an hour or soGnight
>>84632482Lots of them will be having their cute roses ravished tonight by hung Deano lads, oh aye and that is lush x
>84632495Why is he so desperate to be /britfeel/ famous?
welper getting his bussy battered by steve x
Uber eats jeet taking his sweet time not even coming the right way
>>84632198I feel I could make it work if I did.
>>84632198No way desu my libido is pretty low i wank like once a week
Reckon we won't see HHL for a couple of weeks after today
welper sucking off a well endowed japanese man x
>>84632647does such a thing exist? I have never ever seen one and I've seen a lot of JAV
https://youtu.be/Szg1aA0ZuJAMe defeating Helperlad in his compound at Flamingo Land x
>>84632643>we won't see HHL for a couple of weeksWhy not?
God isn't real because if he was I'd be an asian woman making loads of money making cute youtube travel vlogs in an r32 and mt10, and not whatever the fuck I am rotting away on neetbux
welper sat in his shitty nappy in his mums boxroom x
>>84632674>the scene that sent welper on a bendernot right
Any anons take Amitriptyline(?) Have been recommended it for anxiety, but apparently it's a migraine medicine? I get light headed and have to psyche myself up when leaving the house, hoping this will help.
Lasagne in the oven. Waiting is the hardest part innit?
Oh my DAYS that was a hot and sweaty bumsesh. Lots of calories burnt from all that tossing and turning that hunk had me do, was sipping on ballsack like a fine beverage oh aye. Didn't need the bed when we on the couch and the floor. Nothing better than peeling a big circumcised willy like a banana corr it one of the highlights is it not? Think I'm manpreggers after that sloppysesh, me guts been stirred and shaken to their core oh AYE xxx
>>84632855Comical to think a straight man writes these
gonna lick the gf's feet later on today, I hope they're extra sweaty from the heat
nice day de lad? why not join us? pool is wiss free we promise
>>84632776If you watched that show, that scene would send anyone on a bender. Literally the worst ending in TV history. Dreadful
>>84632966this is my wallpaper now
welper biting them pillow as steve mounts him x
I wonder if hhl fancies some food delivering oh aye
>>84632966It'd be cooling to join them but the conversation would be unbearable. I can hear them now>i had a wilky bar cwispy woll last night de lids>corr>corr>whats for din dins?>chips and beans de lad.>chicken wuggets de lid>garn beige buffet>corr>corr>Just farted lids.All to the tune of whatever 90's pop they're playing on their frogphones.
Sending a prozzie to HHL's address
>>84632966*lifts up the pool and throws it off the roof*
welper sat in his council house boxroom stroking his micropenis x
Welpers dripping willy after the local taxi company have run a train on him x
>>84632495Corrrr long nappington done
In the end the bad guys won. Many such cases. Sad! Bye welper x
>>84633165Trying a new gimmick lad? lmao.
Taking a nap is now considered a gimmick
>>84633171Nope just timing my nap for an #aura
He really wants to be a known poster, desperate to be a somebody unlike he is in life.
It's definitely the mong again on his 30s pass cool down
mad to think I could have made a trip back in 2006 and posted with it every day since thenI would be world famous
I just had a kip is all what do you mean
hhl rimming helpermum after curry night x
Never spunked my magic beans into any of a girl's orifices
Phwoar, they've got the SHITTERS out son
5 beers and 4 ciders, work tomorrow aswel
>>84633046a wush wuppie form the beige buffet would feel real good right now desu
Corr, get a sniff of the SHITTERS lad
Yer da a nonce
helperlad rubbing his nipples in his smelly council house boxroom x
>>84633293A tango ice blast would hit the spot for sure.
Sean Allan rubbing his two inch clitty to BBC cuck pov x
>>84633301>Yer da nonce
Having a cold beer as I catch up with SSM's uploafs x
>>84633342Corr he looks so thin now
>>84633342So we're gonna pretend this guy didn't rape a legitimate retard a third of his age
>>84633357No proof he raped Marie
>>84633357He is a vile predator
>>84633357Don't listen to the twolls lid. The wee Scottish lassie was all above board x
Another trip to add to the spreadsheet for your 4chan characters big man?
Wonder if mark is a Nige or Rupert kinda guy
anyone know any good jokes?
welper fermenting in his smelly nappy in his boxroom x
>>84633436What do you think lid?
>>84633386I can see nige down the end of THAT lane banging his pans during the pissup rave.
Time for some chippingtons
looks like hhl lost :/
>>84633436Why do divers fall backwards off the sides of boats?If they fell forwards they'd land in the boat
Mad how all the gimmicks, seethe and spam stopped during nap time.
>>84633512The spammers are a nice bunch (THERE'S LOADS OF EM), they always wait for each other to stop spamming.
hhl is the spammer :P
Weird rashberg pon de arms, doesn't go when a glass is rolled over it. See what it's like tomorrow.
What body type is this lads?
>>84633547>What body type is this Iads?
>>84633523'Tis a curious thing that isn't it. It's been this way for many a year. Well organised, acting as one, thoughtful in that way.
>>84633547>What body type is this lads?Yours?
>>84633462what do robots eat?micro chips.
helperlad getting wanked off again by helpermum x
>HHL gone>no more sean erotica spamhmmm
Might see if the local muslim outreach group wants to do a home visit for hhl
>>84633547>>84633558was thinking more picrel.
>>84633618>HHL goneHe can't leave just like the rest of us can't ;__;
>>84633618Not him but no point trying to wind him up if he's not here to see it
I'm going to go and lay in bed ad see if I fall asleepBit of rest, then see what tomorrow brings.
welper twerking it on steves smeggy smelly shaft x
Garn bed now as i have to get up at 4 tomorrow
>>84633436When I was a kid (like 4 years old) my grandparents had a book of jokes and I used to find one in particular really funny even though I didn't get it at the time. It was >A man, walking along a beach one evening, steps on a blokes bottom and a girls voice says "thank you!"Looking back it's really not funny at all
Blad's sweat soaked Y fronts
might wake up the toilet as i have to take a shit
helper getting his bussy taken x
>>84633357he's a retard himself
Do another funny post about a thread personality.
Do you have any MORE characters to play in the thread?
>>84633729Retard on retard violence isn't ok either
>>84633746who gets to decide for them?
