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Back on here to complain about the Prozac again. I feel a little horny but don't feel like doing anything about it.
It's times like this I wish I had a moid face to sit on.
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>>84636937
G - Guy
I - In
R - Real
L - Life
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>>84636937
In a sane world these posts would be nuked by jannies before anyone had the unfortunate fate of seeing them
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>>84636952
Lol I say it straight away so people like you will actually respond
>>84636956
Sorry anon. I'm not the worst thread up right now at least
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>>84636964
ur valid kween, you should have a moid chair
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>>84636974
Ikr glad someone agrees
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I just spent most of this afternoon gooning to honey lounge, so I appreciate many facets of a facsit
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>>84636937
ur butt is small
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>>84636990
I looked up what honey lounge was and I'm still confused?
I love face-sitting. I wish to try it one day
>>84636995
True. Are you from the last thread, or did you just guess that?
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>>84637004
small butt foid
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>>84637012
It's sad isn't it?
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>>84637022
maybe u could eat more
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>>84637029
I already eat a lot, I feel like. I weigh more than I should. I just don't know where all that weight goes
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>>84637039
how much do u weigh/how tall are u, have you measured your bust/hips/thighs? have u thought about estrogen testing to see if ur low on that
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>>84637039
desu I'd rather be smothered by a small but perky butt than some bbl negrified monstrosity.
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>>84637049
I weigh around 130, I'm 5'4, and I haven't measured any part of myself because I thought doing that would lead me to spiraling.
I do know my cup size is 36C I think or a D
And I never considered having my estrogen tested because I don't really feel like I need to?
>>84637065
Sadly it's not that perky either. It's pretty flat
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>>84637039
>Flat butt
Are you asian or white?
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>>84637079
seems normal bmi, can u post a boobie picture
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>>84637083
White lol
>>84637086
No. + I have a really bad breakout on my boobs rn
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>>84636937
I'm a girl too!
hell yeah!
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>>84637113
are you aa femneet
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>>84637113
I'd like to breakout on your boobs right now, AAYYOO!
but also, its good you're white, not cursed with the unfortunate Asian ass genes. A bit of targeted exercise can tone that up.
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>>84637125
Yay!!! I love girls!!!
>>84637128
Currently looking for a job. *Sigh*
But right now I'm spending all my time in bed
>>84637135
Lmao. What exercises?
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>>84636937
>I wish I had a moid face to sit on
Me please I'd die happy being smothered.
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>>84637154
arent you jealous of foids with onlyfans making money
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>>84637158
Lol
>>84637161
Not really. I never have and will never post a picture of myself on the Internet
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>>84637154
>What exercises
idk, I don't want a perky womanly ass as a dude. but I assume squats and the like? probably not running, that would slim it down. I think
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>>84637184
do u play vidya, i know that feel of just being depressed in bed
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>>84637186
Why not? Men with big asses are hot
>>84637190
No. I don't play any games desu. I mostly just scroll on my phone or watch TV. I've been watching supernatural a lot recently
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>>84637219
why do u browse r9k, what makes u depressed
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>>84637219
are they really tho? I mean, I get why women would like a guy who is athletic/toned, but a a big perky ass seems kinda gay. Don't think I wanna be attracting all the zesty bois
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>>84637221
I browse because I'm bored and I want to talk to people without people knowing who I am.
And I'm depressed probably because of the dissociating problem mentioned in the last thread. But I'll say it here too, basically nothing feels real around me and everything feels fake like I'm dreaming. And it makes me upset ig. Feels lonely
>>84637258
Well I think it's hot. But toned is definitely more hot
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>>84637219
Does anyone here watch supernatural? Will you spoil something for me? I need to know if their dad comes back to life?
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>>84637283
alright, lets make a deal. we'll both work on our asses, then sit on each other's face, see whose is better
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>>84637356
Actually sounds hot. But I'm not sure how I feel about a guy sitting on my face even though I love mens asses
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>>84636937
Get off the meds fag
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>>84637443
Kk how about I just lick the smegma off you? Deal?
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>>84637451
But they help me legitimately
>>84637460
Ew why would you say that. What even is smegma? It sounds nasty
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>>84637443
never sat on a woman's face either, so I guess there's a first for everything.
also I uhhh, dont want to lick the smegma off you? That shits a step too far (gotta love when anons start trying to impersonate me)
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Females don't like sex..they just use it as a way to appeal to chads, which they care about for eugenic and status reasons.
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>>84637507
Do you think you'd like sitting on someone's face? I know I would. If I could get over my inherent fear of sex.
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>>84637528
...I guess? not really sure how I'd feel about rimming honestly, but obv there is more down there to play with as well. And I certainly wouldn't mind a girl sitting on my face.
>fear of sex
how so?
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>>84637570
I've just never been naked in front of someone before and I'm scared of it. And I'm scared of it hurting or something

Also, I'm gonna go to bed. It's pretty late where I am. Goodnight anon
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>>84637623
alright gn anon. don't let those SSRIs keep you from being horny, I believe in you
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>>84636937
What kind of sicko wants a smelly asshole in their face? Disgusting.
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>>84637623
You are cute and i want you<3



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