Imagine your sexy girl giving you a rimming and then you fart in her face.
>>84636958if i had a gf i would literally only ever fart in a toilet while she's been banished outside until it's gone
>>84637016would you let her eat your butt and suck on your nipples too?
>>84637032>eat your buttAbsolutely the fuck not, I'd have to kill her. I'd probably kill her for even wanting to do that.>suck on your nipplesThis is fine. I doubt she'd want to since they're hairy but whatever.
>>84637063Kill her?!? Talk about extreme.. What is wrong with her wanting to suck on your butt and then shave your nipples so she suck and mark her territory?
>>84637088How would I ever kiss her again after that? Go ahead, tell me. You can't, because I wouldn't.>shaveIt would just grow back thicker, everyone knows this.
>>84637098Just wash your butt beforehand dude, easy peasy. Also that thick hair growing back is a myth, and I am sure she would not mind shaving them every time she is feeling peckish
>>84637108I scrub my asshole with a bath puff during the daily showers I take (still no gf, haha). It never goes way. My bottom is just off limits is all, like how you don't go for a hike through a superfund site.
>>84637120I am sure if you liked her enough you would let her explore your cavern a bit, no harm no foul.
>>84637129>no foulNo, it is foul, that's the problem. I'd like her enough not to let her. I have to protect her from bad stuff right?
>>84637137Lol. Ok but what if she wants the bad stuff? Are you then withholding her joy and need for your butt out of your selfish morals?!?
>>84637149>she eats my ass>gets the ick and several other diseases>leavesAt least this is all hypothetical because I'm an incel.
>>84637157She eats your pre washed and douched ass which prevents her from getting any diseases and enjoys herself so much that she decides to stay with you forever, hypothetically.
I dont think i washed my penis before i got a bj because fairs fair
>>84637181This never happened. In fact, the opposite happened.
>>84637216Dont be so hard on your butt
>>84637231I've farted like 73 times during this conversation. There's probably a hole in my pants.
I'd have the decency to warn them.Sadly, I only get rimmed by a transvestite.
