I want a girl who procrastinates her homework to stay up and read weird shit on ao3 and has an old notebook in her closet full of warrior cat drawings. Preferably with mousy looks and long, dark, stringy hair. I want to grab her pathetic little body and bounce her on my knee until she starts desperately humping me. She'll probably ask to peg me but I'll always say no just to keep her pent up constantly. I want to sit down to eat and get her to start rambling about her favorite manga like my own personal youtube video. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck they are so hot but unfortunately they all hate men and love communism
>>84643935This is me minus the warrior cats. I stay up drawing eltingville porn.
>>84644067SoFuckingBasedOne day I'll get a gf like you
>>84643935>this but beating her over the head with a rock
>>84644067I have never heard of that so that sounds perfect. We should have an amazing two month situationship that will be the most fun time in either of our lives but ends with me shooting myself in an arbys parking lot
>>84644111Are you literally grug, oh man of trips?
>>84644118>>84644081I'm not usually the romantic type, more so I'm a hopeless romantic (autism)
>>84644181Utterly tragicWho is your Eltingville husbando
>>84644181Well yes that is what I was looking for
>>84644193Bill! Here he is tucked into my bed.I own entirely too much Bill stuff.
>>84644220If you find a nice rock im willing to bash you repeatedly with it
>>84644225Not much of a rock girl. I like smooth stones and flourite. And opal.
>>84644220That's very sweet, you can stay as an honorary weirdoSomeday you'll be like Randy-chan
>>84644235I never got why he was a lesbian symbol in this one>>84644233Aren't those also rocksThen again I don't think grug-kun would know the difference so maybe you have a point
>>84644235I forgot. I'm even wearing my Bill shirt rn. I have a Pete shirt, and a dog named Peter Michael Dinunzio.
>>84644067ELTINGVILLE ANONETTEwaow so based.........
>>84644248Were you recently the victim of a vampire attack
>>84644248Where do based autist girls like this congregate? I need one
>>84644262It is my special interest! I can quote the pilot word for word and sneak quotes from the comic into my every day speech. Especially when Pete lost his Sin City lighter in "The Marathon Men" when he says "Ain't got no fuckin' luck". I whisper that ti myself near constantly at any minor inconvenience.>>84644268No? Why?
>>84644283I have 3 total people I talk to on a daily basis and one of those is my mom. I don't congregate anywhere:(
>>84643935They are inside their rooms, you practically have to break into their houses to get to them
>>84644286>No? Why?I just said that in reference to your concerningly pale and malnourished complexionMaybe I should have added that to the OP. Force feeding my dumb neet chuddette gf steak so she doesn't die of anemia like every other foid >>84644283>>84644295This is pretty much the standard
>>84644302Oh wait anon you don't say...
>>84644308>complexionYeahhhhh I'm trying to get outside more. I'm recovering from atypical anorexia (basically, I lost a lot of weight but didn't get *underweight*. I'm 5'0", 110 now. Lowest was 98) so it's difficult to judge what I'm going to look like in the near future. I'm keeping it up anon!
>>84644320>rock niggas on standby just send the address
>>84644286i used to (yearssss ago) draw porn of it too wtf....... insaneALSO the trivia off from the pilot became an inside joke in my friend group years before it got popular on twitter as a meme.. watching it grow in popularity is so cool cuz it was a content desert for a loooong timewoa this is crazy wtf
>>84644332GUHHHH PETE. I WANT TO EAT THAT PETE. I was so happy to find a show that I could relate to as a very passionate fan I this FUCKING WASTELAND we call modern fandom. Not a comic geek, but an Otaku, and seeing these dipshits be worse than me makes me feel better about myself. I draw a lot of post-Epilogue Bill fat and jerking off. I like that one Eltingville Hollywood AU where they all get famous.Had this commissioned a while back.
>>84644328You sound like fucking tomoe umari lmfaoGood for you on touching grass though, and keep eating your damn steak>>84644330Anon we are not hitting them with rocks we have already established that they are tiny and fragile>>84644332You drew porn of it too...?
>>84644383I don't know who that horse girl is. Never seen her before. The only horse girls I know live in Equestria. Btw Rarity best gorl. I'm not a big fan of beef, but I choke it down :(( I like chicken and pork YAAYY
>>84644348i've always had an interest in incel/nerd/whatever other else "outsider" dudes so the series hit a note in me immediately lololo>picrelFUCK... WAOW... EXTREMELY BASED!!!!!!! i also love bill but pete shared a lot of mutual interests of mine :p he's my goober now>I draw a lot of post-Epilogue Bill fat and jerking off.BASED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i never posted any of my stuff in a super public way, but hrmrmrmm maybe i should draw bill again.......>>84644383>You drew porn of it too...?uhmm uhmm uhmmmmm yes why
>>84644414>i've always had an interest in incel/nerd/whatever other else "outsider" dudes SAME!!! SAME!!! Guh be my wife now... I love how disgusting they are. I love geeky guys and tsunderes. Bill is the ultimate Tsundere.... I cuddle with my Bill Daki every night because I'm lonely and retarded. >Pete is your gooberBASED!!!! I named my dog Pete after Mr. Dinunzio. >picrelThe keychain on his harness :)))>maybe i should draw bill again.......DOO ITTT DO IT DO IT...
>>846443971. Tomoe umari is the goat2. In a very chinese time of your life I see>>84644414I am just kind of surprised that in a thread with 5 ppl two of them have drawn porn of the same series which I have never heard of>>84644453>male dakiPics or it didn't happen
>>84644459Here he is with a snack and a drink.
>>84644478>Sanrio clockBPD?
>>84644453i'm planning the wedding wtf....>I love how disgusting they are. I love geeky guys and tsunderes.my CLONE has been amongst us all this time....... holy fuck....i'd get more merch but GRRR i've been wanting to make my own........ i want to make little shaker charms with some of their interests as the little pieces inside :]>BASED!!!! I named my dog Pete after Mr. Dinunzio. W DOG?? please pet pete for me.....>DOO ITTT DO IT DO IT...FUUUCKK im being forced......fguck....... Oh Nooooo>>84644459years ago i was in a fairly large discord full of girls who drew the same stuff/were otherwise into ita few of them were r9k nonas too. i think there's a lot of overlap lolololo
You need to be at least 6 foot 2, handsome, white, black, or east Asian, and lean to get that
>>84644497>BPD?No, I'm diagnosed autistic and that's it I think I might have some form of dissociative disorder. I constantly feel like I'm not real and my surroundings aren't real. Like I'm in a simulation.
>>84644478>pink bunny themed item>switch>tons of oversized pillows >doritosYeah there's no polite way to say this but unfortunately I would want to throw you onto that bed and hold you down until the alarm clock goes offAs an aside having a frame where he is holding a condom ON the daki is absolute insanity
>>84644478Imagine how that daki must smell
>>84644502>years ago i was in a fairly large discord full of girls who drew the same stuffThis just sounds like a Breaking bad x shimoneta crossover episode>>84644512I'm white and handsome. My voice makes up for the height>>84644516What exactly do you mean "in a simulation"
>>84644532>white and handsomeWhile many of us are ugly as shit and will never even get an obese single mom as a girlfriend Now fuck off
>>84644518You know what. Fuck it. 4chan is being a bitch so I'll just tell you that I intended to attach an image of the american psycho business card scene to this post since apparently uploadinf a jpg is too much to ask
>>84644538You're the one who insisted on coming in here and inserting your cuck fetish in an otherwise fine conversation
>>84644552You can get any girl you want while I am gonna be a 30 year old KHHV next year. Go away, Chad.
>>84644516do not fret nona they can't handle ur power. i think ur room/merch rocks>>84644532you didn't hear this from me, but a lot of them hornyposted here and were into incels tooidk where any of them are anymore but perhaps they still exist on tha board
>>84644502>SHAKER CHARMSHOLLY FUCK YESSSSS BILLS WITH THE THOR'S HAMMER REPLICA AND THE MEGAPHONE AND MAYBE A BATMAN SYMBOL... FAHHHHKKK I'M CUMMING. I LOVE YOU.>merchI have 8 (technically 9 because of a photocard holder) keychains. And SOO MANY buttons and stickers. I'm trying to make a larger ita bag of them. >picrelHere's my small one! >100000 PETS TO PETER.>>84644518Yaayyy you should have seen my bed at it's peak. I collect stuffed animals and have had to annex most of them...>>84644525He just got washed yesterday. We use those gay scent beads so he smells great!! >>84644532>What exactly do you mean "in a simulation"Imagine your eyes are constantly in a fugue state of being focused and unfocused. The world feels fuzzy but not in a vision way. Everything is unsettlingly fuzzy and light and foggy. People's faces sometimes look like animals to me
>>84643935>OP, a 38 year old man, looks for a 14 year old to groom
>>84644561i pinky promise i will try to accomplish this.... ik before when i began looking it up, the tarrif nonsense began so that knocked the wind out of my sails... but perhaps now.......FUCK i want to make an ita bag too.... GRAAAAHHHHHH i must toil and create.thank u for the motivation........... YIPPEEEE(also wtf i have szpd and a dissociative disorder too...... what tha fuck......)
>>84644556Nah I have turbo autism and can't make/keep friends for shit >>84644558I personally suspect this board has less than 50 active users but who knows>>84644561Tf u mean "at it's peak" are we bed powerscaling now>Imagine your eyes are constantly in a fugue state of being focused and unfocused. The world feels fuzzy but not in a vision way. Everything is unsettlingly fuzzy and light and foggy. People's faces sometimes look like animals to meHm. That does sound pretty crazy. Sometimes I wonder if I'm dissociated since I have a hard time really "feeling" my emotions but maybe that's just something else. Any idea what causes it? >>84644566Excuse you, I'm 22 years old looking for another early 20s horny and depressed virgin. I won't deny the grooming part tho
>>84644582>Nah I have turbo autism and can't make/keep friends for shitNow imagine having turbo autism on top of being short and uglyYou have zero excuses
>>84644582>bed powerscaling Bruh if I was on the scale you guys wouldn't stand a chance. My autistic woman powers are TOO STRONG.> "feeling" emotionsI get that. Sounds like boredom, interact with more people. Watch a movie that's gonna make you cry (I suggest Project Hail Mary). I go through times like that too. You're gonna do good, anon.>>84644581MAKE ONE. IM BRAINWASHING YOU NOW. WUBWUBWUB HYNPOTOAD. (WHY ARE WE THE SAME PERSON.)
>>84644613Sweet Jesus>ZomzompurinLel
>>84644613>>bed powerscaling>Bruh if I was on the scale you guys wouldn't stand a chance. My autistic woman powers are TOO STRONG.https://youtu.be/l9VPRVPvpTE&t=88
>>84644628> FUCK ME!!! FUCK ME!!! FUCK ME!!!
>>84644581I love this cat btw >>84644587Don't want to>>84644613I guess I would be the yamcha of that lineup since I like. Actively avoid making my bed unique in any way I slept in my car last night actually. Completely sidestepping beds on a conceptual level>interact with more people.Not likely >that stuffie collectionOkay I'm sold pls ruin my life now/step on me mommy/insert safe horny stock pickup line
