Calippo edition
Had a orange calippo earlier today, like this thread was made for me
SCORCHER IN SWANAGE DE LIDS
No addresses in this one, OK?
Memes aside how is it even possible to be this hot in fucking may, im literally dying
neighbours still in their inflatable pool
It's too warm, I can't take itIt's times like this I'm happy to be neet, can't imagine waging in this
>>84647216they have AC in the office lad
Bank holiday sat alone at my high end PC paid for by wagies. Owning wagies on 4chan. Oh aye. Top rate PIP, DVDs, VNs and being Anonymous.
>>84647216No way you could satisfy this woman with a normal 5 inch white penis
Here's an official DVD update to shut you all up. Many people are pretending to be me. However, I'm not a little fag who can't take a bit of banter, so I don't mind. Can't be a personality in Britfeel without taking a few punches, can you? Course not.
>>84647230Not in the places I've worked thoughbeit
Wont be able to sleep tonight, it too hot
You need to have a personality to be a personality you boring shut in. Oh aye.
>>84647279A lot going on in this webm
my new flat is lovely and cold its fuckin lush
>>84646990>thinking about the sheer amount of girls who "bullied" me, and gave me all kinds of self image problems>was consistently the tallest person in my classWait...
>>84647329>thinking of how the other lads would get crazy frustrated with me, and call me gay>thought it was just bullyinghaha...
corr it's fucking hot in england today. imagine the burnt up lasses.
welper bricked up x
It's hotter in England than Turkey right now.
>>84647281Gooning to AI is a personality.
>Bottom>Shameless>Peep Show>15 Storeys High>these were considered squalid little flats for 30somethings to live in, in the 90s/2000s.LOL
Off to out of hours hospital appointment, woohoo. Going to be great.
Having a few jars in town me. Oh aye x
All the roses without tats will be wearing their cute summer dresses today. A rare thing these days.
>>84647414Shameless was shitty council houses with too many people in them.
Chantelles and Katies will be wearing their trashy nike pro shorts today. Vile.
I bet Muslims love our white babes dressing sexy. Just the way it's meant to be.
Imagine living in multicultural Birmingham.
>>84647468Needs stoning ASAP.
Imagine being fat in this heat. At least you're a bit warmer in the winter.
>>84647474Don't they usually get raped first? Seems like a waste otherwise.
just been outside, me. pure mad NEET eyes not used to the sun, could barely keep them open.had an excuse ready to go at the shop:>btw mate, do you sell any of those allergy tablets, Piriteze or summat? ...shame, i clearly need them! hahabut 1. some lasses started queueing behind me and 2. what if he said yes?can't be taking chances lads, not in our lifestyle.
>>84647478MAP behind him, showing his/her pride?
>Ali ... was a drug dealer who "exploited the chaos" of the victim's life to sexually abuse her. He had sex with such force that the girl had to be hospitalised.>Manaf ... drove the girl to a remote location when she was intoxicated from drink and cannabis and raped her.>Hussain ... groomed her into thinking he was her boyfriend.>Anjum ... had sex with the victim in a flat above a taxi office.>Adnan ... gave the girl temazepam so that she was unconscious when he attacked her.Very grim read but not surprising this goes on all the time sadly. Immigration really has done more harm than good for Britain.https://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/26132615.six-groomers-jailed-nearly-50-years-horrendous-abuse-girl/
>>84647424You need another wag delivery? x
think i'll rewatch the millennialkino Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010). unlike you cynical fun-haters, i can enjoy myself.>An epic of epic epicness.truer words have never been spoken x
If we deported Turkish, Paki and Afghans I reckon most rapes and other immoral crimes would significantly decrease. No exceptions...just deport all that were not born here. Let them rape in their own country. Until then, thousands of white teenage girls will be chained to radiators above kebab shops and raped by dozens, maybe hundreds of brown slimey men that worship a child raping god.
>>84647562I enjoy this film haven't watched it in many years
>>84647562Never really liked the film. I thought they mischaracterised Scott as an awkward dweeb, as opposed to a headstrong idiot. I liked the comic at the time, but I doubt it holds up terribly well.
Might turn off the lappy and monitor to decrease temps but then what will I do?
>>84647577Watch telly x
>>84647605I don't want to watch boomer shit, shopping channels or rolling news.
>>84647624Watch youtube on the telly x
>>84647562Film and comic have not aged well at all. Scott is a bloke in his 20s dating a high school girl. Kinda weird but morally ok back in the 00s but now totally unacceptable and paedoish. Also, by the end of the 2010s the whole dweeby nice guy as the hero meme had been destroyed by the internet.
>>84647150Might be too hot lads
>>84647570>>84647574tbqh i think it's aged well as a daft product of its time. same way a lot of Kevin Smith flicks do: whatever you think about the guy, his early films capture an era.>I thought they mischaracterised Scott as an awkward dweeb, as opposed to a headstrong idiot.this is true. definitely miscast. i get they had to condense things, but my favourite part of the comic is when it got a bit miserable. Scott's a prick, relapses on the wooze, starts hanging out with those twins because he no longer gives a fuck.in the film that's one quick scene, and the twins just show up out of nowhere.still fun, though. at the time i just found it weird Edgar Wright was making an actual Hollywood action flick.
Reckon Ruth is enjoying bank holiday with her bf?
>>84647669Yes but are you?
>>84647693I don't have a gf and I don't want an old hag.
>>84647650>Film and comic have not aged well at all. Scott is a bloke in his 20s dating a high school girl. Kinda weird but morally ok back in the 00s but now totally unacceptable and paedoish. when did this become 'yikes, NOT okay'?every other classic romance story is about a girl in her late teens dating an older guy. it's not even an issue. i went through a Russian novel phase AS a teenager, i remember wondering how old the lassie in Dostoevsky's White Nights was and she mentions at some point she's 17 (the protagonist is clearly older and miserable).picrel the bloke is explicitly in his 30s and the lass is a 19-year-old immigrant. women love this film (because it's good), nowadays is it seen as some icky part of 2000s/Irish culture...?
>>84647707Man you're missing out on the second part
They even treat our great british housing stock like shit. Fuckers. Deport.
been on the ladsnet forum and its all kicking off, some lad has been giving his apus off brand fruit pastille lollies and all his apus have melted in the heat. lot of lads saying that he's not for for helper husbandry and even threats of him being reported to SPACCA
>>84647719My first lass shouldn't be an old nearly 40yo woman. I need to experience the best kind of woman and those are not my age.
>>84647656Edgar Wright has got worse as time has gone on. Spaced great, Cornetto trilogy is generally well revered even if worlds end is a bit shit but one night in Soho was incredibly forgettable and his take on the running man was objectively bad, so much worse than the 80s one. I think he's one of those people that suffers from being successful and needed that starving artist thing to spur him to produce good stuff. Same shit with grrm I think.
>>84647712> when did this become yikes, NOT okay? Some time in the 2010s I think. Social media did it. I remember back in my comprehensive school circa 2009, I knew a 16 year old gay lad whose boyfriend was 26. It certainly raised eyebrows but his parents were cool with it. The school hot chick at 16 had an older bf in his 20s who picked her up in his car and all the other girls were jealous. Totally unacceptable these days. Massive safeguarding issue.
>>84647712Loadsa things happened in the 2010s lad. Did you miss it? Men in their twenties dating teens is unacceptable. Drunk sex is now rape. Things were kinda normal for Russell Brand to do in the 00s (have sex with wasted Arthoe slags and date a 16 year old when he was 30) is now evil and wrong.
Very different times when you could cheat on your old hag loose wife with a sprog and shag tight teens in your forties. Don't think they would make such a film now.
>>84647793The age of consent is still 16 in England. You can still shag females in their prime without legal repercussions. All the Muslims seem to get away with it.
>>84647815Course they would, lid. You're allowed to portray morally bad people in films. It's not real life, is it? Yhe young lassie on this went on to a stint in Eastenders and then she was working in Home Bargains, kek.
gutted i didn't exploit my youth and suck lots of cock to get a cash boost. no one wants to pay an old 30+ man for sex.
>>84647740aye that's about right tbqh. i liked The World's End for being a bit grim (we all ageing in life) but his style got old.i went to see Baby Driver with friends and yeah it's all glitzy and stylish, but that's it really. enjoyed it but it works better as a joke: ordinary British people doing ordinary things, framed AS IF it was some exciting John Woo film.i'm probably just not watching them, but i miss British films. felt like we had a bunch of really talented and edgy (all senses of the word) filmmakers in the 90s and 2000s.
>>84647827She was a bit of a shit actress to be honest. Lots of one time actors and actresses in these indie films. Bet she looks like shit now.
>>84647835Plenty of lads would pay you to suck their cocks if you really wanted to.
>>84647844She got done for racially aggravated assault in 2022. 200 hours community service, kek.
corr im bricked up to fuck
>>84647845No they would not pay you. You're just one of many men past their prime at that point. On Grindr, they all want chavvy young lads. Soon as you say your age, they ghost.
>>84647765>>84647793good points. cheers for not going for the obvious attack, de lids.i'm glad young'uns are a bit wiser now. but when i was 16 it felt like we didn't have ENOUGH rights. maybe letting teenagers buy booze is a bad idea, but voting? visiting the doctor by yourself?i could be wrong but it feels like people more and more want to remain children, even up to their 20s. and i'm a massive manchild who likes anime and vidya, but that's pretty normal now.wonder if any of those mid-20s car lads stayed with their teenage gfs. it was true love and they're married today.
>>84647824Yeah legally allowed but seen as morally wrong and would get you hounded. Lots of things are legal that are still seen as very immoral.
>>84647852I bet she loves taking a BBC deep though. Looks like the sort.
Harassing young women out horse riding. Disgusting.https://youtu.be/g7Ds6_H3cU4?t=394
>>84647866If a hot consenting aged girl wanted me to give her babies I would not care about what jealous normies think. It would be worth it.
>>84647866you can have moral standards above the law, and in a lot of cases that's good and decent.that said, if it's so abhorrent, DO people want the law changed? we've only recently dropped it from 18 for gay couples, but that was because of AIDS, not maturity.too rights are young adults buying booze on their 18th birthday.
Legally consenting girls born in Q1 2008. MENTAL.
Any lads here shagging escorts this week?
>>84647905HHL if you send a paid for prozzie to his place
>>84647897a common question with age gaps is 'what do you talk about?'and yeah. what would you talk about?>now we've shagged, do you remember Pokemon?>oh yeah, i had Sword and Shield as a kid.
>>84647860Not true that lad. I'm 34 and suck plenty of cocks x
Mum's back from her weekend out. So much rubbish for her to put her out kek. I'd chuck it in the kitchen bin but she says it must go in the recycling so I leave it out on the table. Recycling bin is outside and I don't see the point in it when I can just chuck it in the normal bin. I'm not wasting my energy and water washing out plastic pots. The solution is just to put it in the normal bin but she won't allow it.Why do women think recycling makes a difference?
Imagine wasting your precious time washing out yogurt pots when taylor swift uses more emissions in one month than you ever will in a lifetime. PISSTAKE.
Shutting down the lappy now. It's just too hot. Time to convince mumberg to get me mcdonalds. starving.
>>84647938worst thing you can do for your environmental impact is to have children.how many children is Taylor Swift on, again?
>yogurt*readies the spray*how are we feeling about this one, lads?
>>84647909Nah order one cash on arrival then when he doesn't cough up she can send her pimp round to rough him up
need b towers update
>>84647979Disgusting vile yanks. Up there with the beast himself on the vile scale.
Some people will say im mad but i had jacket potato beans and mackrel for dinner.I had a sandwich for lunch. Something strange is happening with my body, the big fat belly i had is kind of empty and like a floppy lip over my trousers now, I've put on 4lb in like three months though. So the fat is melting but i'm getting heavier.Thank you for reading my fat-blog
>>84647993Probably something like this:Ate a lot of foodDrank a lot of sugary drinks Played video gamesTalked shit about brother
>>84647979not right what they are doing to are words
Never post more than one sentence, otherwise you'll figure out i'm a forrin
Harish told me they'd try again later today. it was returned to the 'final delivery point' at 1.30pm. where the FUDGE is my package???(my fault for spreading out the neighbours' letters + parcels on the unit numerically tbqh. i just assumed they'd take them. nah.)
>alright>hiccups>hijinks>encyclopedophile>y'alloff to gaol with the lot of yous.
>>84647962gonna need regular McD's status updates from you, if that's all right.
>go to war>receive this letterwat do?
>>84647390Is posting drivel about Bum Seshes and obsessing over personalities and YouTubers also a personality?
do bees get sad when we steal their honeycombsbeen wondering that
>>84648107No, that's a gimmick. Are you new?
>>84648119you have some good thoughts.they probably just follow their instincts. don't they only pollinate once in their lifetimes, get one sting, etc.? their entire existence is a kamikaze drive to make one tiny bit of honey for their queen. it metaphorical, some might say.
>>84648125>Are you new?Yes. You?
>>84648143No.. unfortunately I come here at least once a day. I'm an addict.
>>84648125Do those gimmicks act as a personality if you're devoid of any actual personality?
>>84648142>don't they only pollinate once in their lifetimesdidnt know thar desu
Me? An HHL loyalist x
Me? The HHL doxxer x
How did HHL react to Sunderland getting into the Europa League?
Is being a sad lonely cunt, angry with anyone with a better life a personality?
>>84648095At least she's honest and says she doesn't anymore like the guy she cheated with.>wat do?Well, I guess you have to stay fighting until you're allowed to stop, right? So there's not much you can do. If I were that guy I'd write letters back to Frieda, telling her I feel betrayed, but I would try to give her a second chance, depending on how apologetic she is. If it seems she is very apologetic and won't do it again, then fair enough, the relationship could perhaps be saved. If she doesn't seem that interested in continuing the relationship then you could look for other women.
>>84648181how the hell did that happen?! they were playing against MY derby county only last year
>>84648192I've not thought about it to be honest sean lad x
>>84648166Because it's bollocks
>>84648205Is thinking it's a personality behind every post that triggers you a personality?
>>84648199>At least she's honest and says she doesn't anymore like the guy she cheated with.>I would try to give her a second chance, depending on how apologetic she is. it's possible something got lost in translation, but>You're aware of feminine weakness and can do nothing better than forgive me.>The money that you send me is very much needed.that's not honest nor an apology. that's an 'it's not my fault really, i thought you might be dead. pls keep providing for me. hopefully this baby dies.'i wouldn't be surprised if Josef-san put a bullet in his brain tbqh.
>>84647216I have an above average white penis therefore I am entitled to intense kinetic sex with this thunder-thighed kween.
>>84648245I've not thought about that either to be honest sean lad x
>>84648257Is being crushed by the thought of some being happier than you a personality?
Back from the hospital, spot of flu, ear's a bit fucky as well. Not got meningitis, but fuck knows what the rash is.Flu is better than a cold, as get it over quickly.
Here's the ultimate truth. Satan is the creator of this world. The more you think about it, the more you will realise it makes sense.
>>84648298That's another one I've not thought about to be honest sean lad x
Imagine how sweaty fannies are right now
>>84648315Is thinking Sean is behind every post that see's you as a grim goblin a personality?
>>84648274are you slim, below the age of 35, and willing to bathe in an ice bath that may contain miscellaneous grime/fluids?
>>84648361That one didn't make much sense so I can't say I've thought about to be honest sean lad x
Fannies dripping with sweat
>>84648370Well everything except for the age, am unfortunately 36 so missed the cut off
>>84648378Bet there are some right ponging beer gardens today with the slags out. Corrrr I bet it smells like whitby docks proper lush fanny smell
Imagine going to the hospital because you have the flu. What are you? 80?
>>84648374Is it Sean replying to you now lad. Are you elated by all the (You)s you're winning from him?
FOY https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/wxcWwsDlaJfp2yhqKmfr7A/
>>84648400I've not really thought about it to be honest sean lad x
Turning 30 next week lads. It grim.
>>84648392It was a few coincidences, made it appear mongygitisy, but it wasn't. Best get that appointment, and get checked.That's why so many forrens want to come here, best healthcare system in the developed world.
>>84648428It is the best one yeah. Except all of the better ones, obviously
>>846484243 years and I'll be 50, that's proper grim. I'm an absolute fuckup as well, so haven't prepared for the future.
>>84648441Name me one where you enter on the brink of death with meningitis, and leave with flu and an ear infection, and unexplained rash.
>>84648254>>84647246I didn't mention race thoughbeit
>>84648443What were the 1990s like lad?
>>84648480Less time spent inside.
>>84648480Much better than it is today de lid
>>84648424lil baby in here
>>84648480apus were a lot more respectful
>>84648480For me personally? A bit messed up, but overall better than now.
Welperlad performing his signature sex move - the Webab Wrap. Letting himself be penetrated by two thick Turks as he gobbles down another then slowly rotating on the end of their cocks like an elephant leg on the grill and lots of yoghurt sauce up his bum bum. x
>>84648556This is much better than one of your usual posts lad. It has a real concept at the heart. There's an idea there. A good one. Keep it up lad
>>84648624Agreed, it shows when he puts a bit of effort into it
Backed up to the cloud all my memes, pictures of other posters and screenshots of their posts and tripcodes for my 4chan personalities so I can look back on the best years of my life when I'm older.
The HHL Homelander arc was kino nglThe final hurrah before the collapse of the Helper regime
PLEASE LID PLEASE GET ME A WALIPPO OR A WAGNUM ICE CREAM DE LID I'M WUCKING MELTING DE LID. I CAN'T BRING ALL THE WEOPLE I SPARKED OUT BACK BUT I'LL CHANGE MY WAYS DE LID I NEED A FROZEN TREAT OR I'M WUCKING FINISHED DE LID.
>>84647150There's an ice cream van that parks right outside my house. For the past three days it has no-showed yet it was here when it was raining last week.
thinking about the early settlers of america who had to fight injuns n that, quite interesting. I like lewis wetzel and tom quick who were a bit murderous and offed over a 100 each, fairly impressive with a musket. Must have been a right pain to built a cabin and a farm just to have a bunch of them descend upon it to murder everyone.
Rattled and a BIG emotional out burst aimed at his current online mortal enemy. What a life.
>>84648818Can I get a QRD of this? Who is rattled and who is their current online mortal enemy?
>>84648780Should've thought of that before you sparked out my mum this morning you frogger bottomfeeder. Get in the fucking drain
>>84648785It'll be at the park or wherever people are congregating making disgusting amounts of tax free cash
>33 degrees Celsius tomorrowThat is FUCKING obscene
well hotto be honest
>>84648842Just sounding out something lad. Nothing to be alarmed at.
>>84648860I'm curious rather than alarmed lad
wish i'd bought an ice cream earlier. panicked at the shop, quickly picked up a salted caramel KitKat bar.stepped outside into the heat and the fucker was melting in my hand. tried to grip it with the packet but then it just melted onto the foil. was more like caramel (the kind you cook) rather than a chocolate bar.not womfy. not womfy at all.
I wish I could just own stuff in the uk, happened upon this Pedersoli Rocky Mountain Hawken Maple Percussion Muzzle Loading Rifle 50cal and its 2 grand and I could easily drop that on it but in this country id need a firearms license because its a rifle and id need a reason so I'd have to join a muzzle loading club, so then id have to interact with people and I cant be arsed and then apply, have somewhere to store it which isn't that bad but if only I could just buy it. Idk what id even do with it, probably look at it on a wall and occasionally mess with it.
>>84648988>Idk what id even do with itSurely you can read this sentence you wrote back and say "It's probably for the best that I don't own it"
>>84648993yeah but I wouldn't do anything dangerous with it, it just looks cool to put on a wall, I have recurve bows and im fine with them but its easier to ping arrows when I feel like it than to shoot a musket.
Wish Amazon did Pepsi Max instant delivery tbqh.
welper getting fucked by big oily old men x
Scared to leave the house.
>>84649044How come de lad? There is nothing scary out there.
Tyson Fury filling up Helper's smelly bunghole. Oh aye. x
>>84649055I'm a cowardly freak scared of everyone. I'm the polar opposite online thoughever :)
>>84649034Bit boring lad. Maybe you could go for something around his love of "wizzas" next? Something like "Welper is going for his favourite wepparoni pizza, but it involves getting his chops around the turkish pizza man's cheesy salami"? I dunno I'm just throwing out ideas, maybe we can workshop it together
>>84649080Nothing to be afraid of imo most people IRL are friendly or just neutral. Very few bad eggs and they are easy to avoid.
Welper litterpicking shit out of hairy man's bungholes.
Why doesn't Tyson Fury have an Irish accent? I thought gypsies sounded Irish.
Finally got a boyfriend but I'm embarrassed to tell people how we met. It was at a "chav fetish" event at a gay club where middle class gay lads dress up in tracksuits and pretend to be "rough" chav lads.
>>84649170That sounds fucking gay, lad. You're not gay, are you?
>>84648780After what you did this morning you'll be getting nowt no more mini milks for you
>>84649177I'm bisexual to be honest lad but I lean gay yeah.
>>84647993Nothing special de lid been asleep for a while and woke up about an hour ago just to escape the heat Ordered some grow bags for my tomatoes just now and they should be outside soon it's going to be lush let me tell you.
Chika was gay too, sad what happenend to him
welper getting railed by old age oily men x
>driver takes off with my parcel>THEN sends a 'How do I access your address?' message>then IMMEDIATELY marks it as cancelledo i am ragin.
>>84649216Why are you making a racial issue out of his facial tissue?
>>84649170Reckon you're a bender lad x
>>84649236sorry lad, i don't know those codes the police use. maybe he doesn't either.
Anyone here play Degrees of Lewdity?
Escortlad here lads.Been a while but I have a problem. I kept seeing the blonde escort for a while. Seen her 10 times in total now. However I was ill last week and had to cancel for the first time. I gave her plenty of notice and she was understanding and wished for me to get well.I feel better now so I've texted her to try and reschedule but she's read my message with no reply and I'm a bit worried she's going to use this as an opportunity to ghost me. Should I wait until tomorrow before texting again?
>>84649339how much does she charge
>>84649339try some other escorts lid
>>84649359200 quid per hour.>>84649364I have but I like her the most.If she seriously ghosts me for cancelling on her once after 10 meetings she's a cunt and I am going to be pissed off.What can I do? Should I send another message tomorrow apologising?
welper butt chugging vk's x
>>84649339I'm a Novalad ntmu
Gotten up again meHave i notX
in the 'Treehouse of Horror IV' story 'Terror at 5 1/2 Feet', Bart tells Otto there's a 'gremlin on the side of the bus.'the casual thinks he's referring to Hans Moleman's withered appearance. but it's actually because the car he's driving is an AMC Gremlin.
>>84649442>>84649477i am so sorry for mentioning the g-word.i promise you i'm not in on it.
>>84649391Cash or card?
Helperlads bumhole besieged by burly Bantu badmen's bulging brown bell ends x
welper getting tipsy on J20s at the beehive x
>>84649496corrrrrrrr now that is lush
>>84649494Cash obviously What's annoying is that during our last meeting, she offered to let me borrow a book she'd been reading and I said I would next time.And now because I cancelled on her when I was really ill she's gonna ghost me?I'll give her until tomorrow evening to reply. If she doesn't I'll try messaging again.
>>84649496Excellent aliteration lad. These posts are coming along splendidly today!
>>84649508>J20sare you the same guy in the /tv/ Star Wars thread calling C-3PO 'C3P0' to rustle my jimmies?
Wonder how sweaty Ruth's privates were today
Carol Voderman is absolutely fucking livid at that reform councillor for saying he wants to lick and sniff her arsehole kek made me right laugh that.
Sweat dripping bum shag with Blad and his bedroom just pure reeks of arse and we're getting high off the fumes and his Mam's banging on the bedroom door telling us to spray some Frebreze because she can smell us all the way down the fucking stairs and that is lush x
>>84649537quiteone would presume
Skirting boards arrived today after being over a week late. Look like they've been dragged here via cart and donkey desu Gunna see about some kinda discount or something.
>>84649546You made a similar post yesterday, you need new material love x
>>84649515Do you claim it back as expenses?
>>84649538>When about the message, Reform MP Danny Kruger told BBC Radio 4's Today programme on Monday: "The great challenge for social media for private people is that they use it as if they are chatting to their friends in the park.>"Clearly an inappropriate thing to say publicly.>"I'm not going to judge people for their what are essentially regarded at the time and intended as private conversations."i agree if it IS private conversation, but social media isn't. it's a public forum.he'd be correct if it WAS a conversation with mates in the park, but Twitter = publishing text online. i do think it's fair to hold people to professional standards there, tbqh.
Sweaty fanny under summer dress pov
say cheese
>>84649610Cheese fanny
>>84649627>Cheese fannypwor
>>84648069She didn't get any sadly. Didn't want to press her further as she starts crying as a way to get out of things. Too hot to deal with that.
wops would really benefit from having a few more girlie friends. her sense of fashion/style is terrible.
>>84649669>She didn't get anythen she won't be getting any from me tonight.
welper fantasising about the bumsesh x
Scottish lasses look really look good in tight denim jean shorts. I feel like they're not as common these days.
Anyone else wank to trans for a laugh?
for many a sweetheart mourns the loss of a southern soldier boy
>>84649734Brushy Brushy.
What did you do for your 25th birthday lads? I bet she got lots of love making in with her deano bf. Maybe it's time she started thinking about sprogs and marriage. Time goes so quick.
understand louisthis is now going to stopwe are not going to have you living like thisyouve become feral
>>84649793Wonder if the lad roped in his boxroom.
Oh God he's added wops into the algorithm now..
>>84649814who gnows
Got one of these on my wollocks and corr does it feel good.
Winchester. Lovely place that. Lot of Turkish women there.
SHUT THE FOOK UP YE PARASITE.ME OWN FOOKIN SON.A FAR RIGHT NAZI NATIONALIST.INDOCTRINATED ONLINE.BROUGHT YA UP FOR TWENTY FOOKIN YEARSWHAT THE FOOK HAVE YOO BECOME.WHAT HAVE YOU BECOMEYOU WILL NOT WIN THIS WAR YA FOOKIN PARASITE.
>>84649816She doesn't usually come out very well. Too girlie a lot of the time.
>>84649851Winchester, lad?
>>84648251Killing yourself because a girl cheated on you makes no sense whatsoever. If the relationship can't be saved then find another woman.
Wonder what it's like to work in marketing for ill and dying children. Surely that can't be paying much. I would expect more from doing a masters. Perhaps Turkey has more opportunities. The UK is literally on a downward spiral for careers.
>>84649897I'm not one for pubs or going out much these days to be honest. I just don't feel like I belong here despite being white british.
My neuropeptides are down I'm fuming.
Papa John's with Blad
Lovely cliffs That's my suicide spot if I can't get a rose to love me. I feel it's too late now to even bother. That era should've been 10+ years ago.
>>84649945Too rich for my blood. Not paying 15 pound plus tip for a small 10 inch pizza sorry!
>>84649774>Dietshe needs to upgrade to IRN-BRU Zero.(or as it was known then, IRN-BRU Xtra.)
Sweaty vagina on my face pov
>>84649945Kekking like you won't believe. There's no fucking way this costs 63 pound and it was discounted recently you lying rotten robbing thieving cunts.
>>84649973I sometimes have the normal one. It's just not the same is it? Same with Dr Pepper.
>>84649902this was World War I lad. that's a young man fighting on the Italian Front hoping to return alive and well to his girlfriend/fiancee.Dear John letters are evil. the better option is to write a white lie, just pretend everything's okay, then discuss it if/when he returns. here,she's the one complaining he hasn't written to her for three weeks. 1910s equivalent of>you didn't text me back!vile woman.
Dandelion and Burdock for me de lids.
>>84650001i've noticed supermarkets quietly dropped the whole two-tier pricing model ('give us your data and you can have the ORIGINAL price!'). not sure if that was in response to complaints or new legislation.same way we finally sorted out stealth subscriptions and even allowed consumers to get a refund (good), i think we'll do away with this shit eventually. you shouldn't be allowed to claim it's a discount when it isn't. prove you actually sell the pizza at the awkward price of 63.06 and people purchase it for that, or you can't legally claim it's on 'special offer' at 29.00.i WILL write letters (don't think i won't).
>>84649423saw the nova that was in what it feels like for a girl pop up for sale, the exact one couldnt believe my eyes the man selling it didnt pick up the phone
>>84647150prefer choc-ice myself
Really been enjoying these WWE AI videos recently it's even funnier when it goes off the rails and starts literally regurgitating the slop that it's producing. https://youtu.be/LiGNkpxxq4c?t=17&si=N7p3wtDOWY6drf5o
welper wanking himself silly x
>>84650062Tesco still very much doing clubcard only discounts
wanker heling himself? silly!
Fanny wank
>>84650110wish i had a tesco near me
ive had an idea, mini choc-ices in a tub what you think?
>>84649950This was the peak of the HHL era xhttps://youtu.be/UG5oZpHCi94?si=32INMj0SuGuRfwYC
Pining for the days when gamers were united, instead of being split into factions of trannies and chuds.
The never having sex squad
>>84650180Them days are over lad and it's not because of the troons and chuds.
DVDlad just told me this was the most kino film he had ever seen. It's the crown jewel in his collection.
>>84650215I blame the Jews
wish i had a fanny near me
DEAD ISLAND RIPTIDE TRIED TO GIVE WHAT AS A PRE-ORDER BONUS?
Wagies voted and paid for this.
>>84650215i know. it was them Nosey Parkers what done it.
They took our vidya.They took our intended lives. ;__;
>>84650269I have such compassion for people who "discovered their sexuality" through video game communities and trooned out.Bro, you literally got mindfucked by psyops. You're a victim, and you don't even get it.can hardly say that to them though, can I? Then it's all "if you wont affirm me, I don't have to talk to you...".idk lads, we need to re-establish a middleground somehow.
>>84650223how's that new Animal Farm adaptation?
>>84650180>gamers were unitedwhen the Xbox 360 came out, children were suddenly playing Call of Duty (a first person shooter) on joysticks with auto-aim, in 'lobbies' with strangers instead of with their clan on TeamSpeak/Ventrilo.IMO there should have been MORE factionalism and gatekeeping.
I still have the night vision goggles I got for pre-ordering Modern Warfare 2, kek.
>lads who preordered Modern Warfare 2 could be spying on you on your nightwalks
>>84650298get a grip lad u sound jealous if anything
30 something's pining for days gone by when they were sat alone lost in a pretend world.
>>84650343That one made by angel studios? Not seen it but I heard rotten tomatoes shat on it
>>84650433They were pretty sweet.>>84650446As opposed to older lads losing their life down the mines or younger lads losing their life to broccoli cuts?
>>84650443you don't get it. I'm psychologically tasked because I spend half of my life talking to psy-opped chuds, and half of my life talking to psy-opped trannies.They're the same basic people, and they don't get it.
>>84650446Stop talking shit to your elders or I'll have that phone out of your hand, and send you to bed with no supper, pipsqueak.
>>84650446unironically yes.sometimes it's cool when a hobby or community grows. other times, you have Critical Role single-handedly ruining normies' expectation of Dungeons & Dragons.
does anyone else remember watching the Games Channel (forgot its actual name) on Sky in the 2000s?there were some proto-streaming shows, like e-sports teams and MMO guilds. i had no idea what Legend of Mir was, but i'd tune in to watch this Italian team completing raids.
>>84650460you sound like as much of a chud as any other
They aren't real gamers, not like us.
might rustle up some scran.
>>84650507the chuds are the ones you can't even have a conversation with because they start foaming at the mouth and calling you a cuck. it's terribly tedious.
I'm a fantastic gamer these chuds don't respect me, the decades I've put into my craft, I've suffered, I've gone without the things that most men have now to be the best I can be.
>>84650549what game do ypu play
>>84650520pls stop accusing me and my /britfeel/ frens of being old and out of touch. maybe this is 'hip and happening' over on the funny bald men website, but here in the local culture i think everyone is quite nice and actually rather with it.now don't get me wrong, we've all had our laffs, and between you and me some of the stuff WE said during our edgy phase was rather shocking (if you believe you 'never get offended by anything', oh boy, you should have seen the stuff WE said!) but at this point we all just want to live comfortably together.i won't report your post or anything like that, i simply ask that you reflect on what you've done today. words have the power to hurt.
>dude, listen to Jay Dyer. He'll convince you to be based orthodoxYou wear woman's clothes, and masturbate in VR Chat servers, Curtis...
Din-din, is it notIndeed yesX
>>84650730quality catto, this.reminds me of the film, Spider-Man.
>>84650775spider cat spider cat does whatever a spider cat does
>>84650775Tobey Maguire was a good lad.
>>84650826i'm not happy with any of the Spider-Men, but Tugboat was a weird choice. Kisten Durnst was worse, fuck-all like MJ (any iteration) tbqh.i love the direction/script, though. written in a very operatic way.>A word to the not-so-wise about your little girlfriend. Do what you need to with her, then broom her fast.
2006 laptop just about coping. Very high temps...probably not good for it.
>tfw lower spec future
>>84650869Makes sense when you realise Raimi was only ever really a fan of early 60's era Spiderman, and he probably fusing Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane into one character, moreso than directly adapting Mary Jane.Idk how they characterise her in the 60's, but she ends up as a kind of 90's power-woman, doesn't she? Anyway, Raimi didn't give a shit about 90's comics, and had to be strong-armed into putting Venom in his films.
Bet Ruth gets to enjoy a nice warm bath with candles. Very middle class. Some of us have to scrupt with a flannel and cold water out of the sink.
>>84650910That's why Spider-Man 3 was shit. I really felt so comfy with the first two films. Don't think you'd ever get that much emotion and romance from a superhero film again.
>>84650910Spider-Man is a shit mix of so many different elements because of studio interference. Can't blame him for not liking 90s Spidey with the endless crossovers.>>84650869I won't hear a bad word said about Kirsten Dunst. She's my eternal waifu.
When it's hot like this your feet are sweaty and you realise how not cleaning your room for years is. So much hair and dust dragging under my feet. This is what depression does to a man. I'm living in my own filth.
>>84650910>>84650950i haven't read much 90s Spider-Man tbqh, but i remember him being more of a tech whiz with obviously-a-toy Spider-Cycles and a Spider-Mobile and shit. i know by then there were other Spider-People and i don't know much of the multiverse stuff was just in the cartoon, but every comic would allude to issue #485 where Spider-Clone fought Clone-Spider or some shite.i just liked 60s Spider-Man where Peter Parker was a bookworm and suited-up Spider-Man was the quipster. actually vulnerable and struggling with his civilian/superhero life balance.FUCK whatever Ultimate Spider-Man was doing. Peter was a cool dude from the start, there was some mystery with his dad, the art was terrible, 3/10 did not enjoy.
>>84650996I've read like three Spiderman comics in my life. I vaguely remember the old cartoons and games though. He was more of a sassy guy in those.
I might post my audit video but it got me arrested last time. I bet the person thinks the police deleted it and scared me into not posting it haha. No further action for her false allegation. CUNT.
>>84651028>the old cartoons go find some clips now if you haven't watched it since you were a kid.it's like the whole show is wired on amphetamines.
What's up with this muppet police officer? Very angry sounding. Wondering why he is wearing a mask, thinks he is "interfering" in the election. Nasty fucking pig.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g39qTlKwXR8
>>84651042SHOCKERRRRRRRR!YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!
Really wish I had more RAM to be honest. Future is bleak.
>>84650934I bet you'd like to drink her bath water after ya filthy cunt
3413 cop is the only good one there. It's a shame our police are mostly dickheads. The old grumpy fella would've beat him up before bodycams.
>>84651141No lad. It would be far too diluted for me to care about. It wouldn't feel special enough.
3413?moar liek 1312 amirite?
back to work on my screenplay.
Gonna go to Pakistan, bet you're all well jealous
>>84651439you are a RACIST
>>84651439Bring us back a stick of rock.
Eid on Wednesday, but tonight I'll go to ASDA for a packet of crisps and curry >>84651495Well, what can I say
So let me break it down London for you, way I see this, right nice lady I met there twice thoughIt goes a lot like this>Cig want>Cig needed lol>Cig omission mandatory wtf cop>Cig is all I really needed and want but no>Cig gets police to throw away my severe rape virginity at ward for smoking>Cig gets me to suge type people not and shit, literally don't care on themCig is what I can't have even darting streets so I simply leave the god forsaken hellhole for more corrrr>cig but no p orgy worgy for smoking is antichrist behavior relaxation is a barrier to pointedly sexist worthless poos of honor for no reason![BRITAIN]
>>84651439Nobody and I mean nobody wants to go to Pakistan, Amer
>>84651576look bitch, here was my last tandoori order, so you can miss me with all your>wypipo can't handle they spice!!!shite.you have replaced your ANGER with RACISM. simple as.
>>84651439Training camp?
>update Aurora Store on my phone>no longer need to update each app individually>just one 'Update' tap and they all download + install corrrr.
ASDA was closed
>>84651933You're a beast
>>84651933was it the same one from your last blog entry?do 24 hour shops open at 12.01am after a bank holiday?
He is like a beast monster that parents scare their kids with, its bed time, get to bed or Amer will find you and eat you for dinner. Absolute vile beast.
just finished my film.cor what a spectacular kino.
something depressing about that film. yeah it's a silly action comedy romp. but 1. i miss the 2000s and 2. i miss my BPD ex.oh well. no time to think about how i've wasted my life. time for sleep.good night, friends.
Just spaffed phwoarX
Having a secure undoxxed boxroom location isn't for everyone but it is for me
*checks cylinderrooms and octagonnests off the list*whittling it down. we'll get you sooner or later.
>>84650223it got that dove.org seal of approval. corrr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMN1U3bdjUMMore gyppo kino innit
What happened to video games? Where did they all go?
>"We were surrounded by [both] the gypsy mafia and the senegalese syndicate..."Kek
>The effin star wars sound fx + OST playing thruoutNice touch, that
Sad stay smokes! Satiate sorry silently! Smope stories! Sick? Suck! WAIT... THIS ANGERS THE MONARCH... PROGRESS IS... EVIL! EVIL TWOFACE ROACH FOR MY MONEY ENSLAVE DAMN YOU ALL WANTING TO FEEEEEL ANYTHING BUT CRIKEY BUMS OR WEENS ON THE BLOOOOODY LEPERS MATE CORR RIGHT ON SCADLY BUBBLIES LOL TEAM GEEPERCREEPERS I WANT TO GOUGE MY PEEPERS CAN'T SLEEPERS. LEARY SCUMS ON FOREVER IT NEVER ENDS
>>84652989Normal men your age have kidsYou have a discord chatroom with BN and Shippy
>"I got 5 africans coming at me!"Why is this funny
ready for another day at work?
God i hate gyppoid jeets
>>84651358Thoroughly good and underrated post this one. Verily.
In one hour I'll go to the post office and possibly grab a packet of crisps
mi bomboclaaaaaaart bussyclaaaart
>>84653082I have today off because I had to work yesterday
>>84653159Why do they sell crisps at a post office? You can't mail your letters in an Asda.
>>84653082No work until Friday for me, lad. Thank you for asking.
>>84653324>You can't mail your letters in an Asda.You can. Foreign mong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VwEOyAcvJMThis guy looks like a tranny wtfWhy are asian """men""" like this lol
That gyppo thug going "She has to steal to feed herself" pissed me off a little nglLike no nigga, she doesn't. You scumfucks chose to be criminals b/c you actively enjoy fucking over the gadjos that you look down onGyppoids are like some kind of unholy jeet-jew cultural mix really
Bloke on the building site across the road has left his deisel mower just running and has walked back to the portacabin. How rude.
>>84653407>deisel:/
Off to Sunderland. Beast hunting.
>>84653429deezul
>>84653429sorry, there are words i just cannot remember how to spell no matter how hard i try, might be that dyslexia or some trauma at the time of first learning. Here, this is for you and you alone."DIESEL"
>>84653435>Off to SunderlandProof?
>>84653374Gyppos need exterminating, no offence to gyppos, in Minecraft.
NEETs getting comfy while wagies sweat in the open plan office
Slept funny and my neck hurts ;__;
>>84653499Morning pal, whilst I'm fully on your side in terms of laughing at wagies I must admit that I have been sweating my nasty bollocks off in this boxroom these past few days while I reckon offices would at least have some form of air conditioning going on.
NEETs sat in their boxrooms all day seething online, thinking they're funny. Wagies engaging people, banter, laughs, forming relationships and deepening friendships.
Can I get PIP to buy an AC unit? Feeling hot gives me anxiety.
>>84653509Warehouse wagies probably have it worst today. I've worked in enough windowless storage facilities to know how bad it is.
>>84653525It's tuesday morning. Why aren't you at work, lad?
>>84653549Not all wagies work 9-5 lid, I know this, and I am a bennymong.
Hoping for plenty of zero effort spam posts today because I'm here to read them all
Why doesn't 4chan have a philosophy board? I know /britfeel/ is a great replacement with its deep and eloquent discussions on the dissection of life, but sometimes I just have this desire for non-British points of view- you know?
>>84653575You should speak to our turkish resident philosopher, Ruthmong.
>>84653575It does, /his/. Philosophy goes there.
slurping on half-frozen pink lemonade lucozade dying in the heathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC_S426_-g8
>>84653575>>>/lit/ sometimes has some good philosophy threads and some good poety threads. See you there, brother.
>>84653590>>84653601Thanks lads will have a browse. I'm trying to improve both my physical and mental strength this year. Not the usual 'mental elf' issues, but similar to lifting weights to build body strength and health I've been reading far more than I ever have to try and acquire some wisdom before I enter my 40s. The baseline was; zero exercise and read zero books per year.
>>84653575This is the main philosophy threadTopic for the day, "racism is the opiate of the masses"
>>84653616Marcus Aurelius is a good launch point and if you want poetry The Divine Comedy and Paradise Lost.
>>84653601disgusting nonce kys
>>84653619I partially agree with the statement, and only partially disagree because of its absolutist nature. Racism is certainly AN opiate of the masses but I reject the notion that it is THE opiate of the masses, as there are many other topics that keep people in a preoccupied, docile state of mind that stops them from pursuing more valuable efforts, some of which, if you allow me to be a little cynical, would be very undesirable pursuits in the eyes of those in power. Racism in its simplest form, the hatred of another person simply for the colour of their skin, is a marginal issue in the UK in 2026. The vast majority of people don't go around assaulting or killing everyone with a different skin colour. However, the issue of 'race' and by extension 'culture' nevertheless occupies the thoughts and discourse of a huge amount of people every single day, both from an 'anti-migration' perspective (i.e. racism to some people) and 'anti-racist' or 'pro-migration' perspective- where migration is simply the current popular effervescence. Newspapers are filled with it. Social media is filled with it. People discuss it between themselves.In my view I therefore agree that racism, or at least in its current form, migration, is an artificially planted opiate that polarises the nation sufficiently to stop it from demanding true reforms to improve our standard of living to the detriment of those in power.
Not a fan of flu during summer.Who wants to go get me some supplies? You can use it as an excuse to doss off work.
>>84653656keep away from children
Had the fan on all night but still only got a few hours. It warm x
Remember the guy here who took opiates because of a cold?
Off to beddingbury meArnt iX
>>84653711No I don't remember that, sorry.Flu tabletsPeach fruit and barleyChicken broth soup.
>>84653711Used to have codeine cough syrup before woke so there is a precedent
>>84653619this is a thread for British people...
>>84653714Sleep well, mate.
>>84653753>before woke
Wonder if Moni still listens to Metallica
>>84653796NTA but, I also thought this, and thought how to drink before awake?, but then realised he (I think) meant before the woke era.
Feel sick now.Not a fan.
>>84653813>Feel sick now.What happenend?
>>84653619how many of your relatives have birth defects , be honest
>Pleeeeeeease engage with me I'll post literally anything for a (You) it's all I have
>>84653836Just a spot of flu, I'll be right tomorrow hopefully, or the day after.
Woah, CLI Discord is breddy nifty, I will be running that from the old MacBook Air, I think.
>>84653850When I get the flu it usually last for one week
>>84653844>Pleeeeeeease engage with me I'll post literally anything for a (You) it's all I haveWomp womp
>>84653856Nobody wants a paedophile here. Go away.
>>84653862Yeah a few days normally, cleared up properly within the week. Much better than a cold that can drag on for weeks.
Posting Sean's address was taking it too far some of you take this board too seriously
Just heard that a lot of my mum's family and even some people on my dad's side really resent me for making a good living. Why are people like this?
>>84653914Success and wealth always breed jealousy. A tale as old as time.
>>84653914Quite sad really they should be happy and supportive that you are living a better life than they did. Shouldn't older people be happy that the next generation is moving on up in the world? Ignore them lad and carry on living your life, if they want to be bitter cunts about it let them wallow away in their own self pity.
Why dont people resent banks and take action against them?
>>84653979The government wouldn't allow such antisemitism to happen.
>>84653979people are only aware of the problems in their immediate vicinity, like immigrants and crime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHAXdCX_FUsOh, it's a slap
>not even midday and already 32 degrees celsius in londonhow is that even possible its fucking may carbon emissions were a mistake
>>84654011its going to get worse before it get better
>>84653979Ruthmong doesn't have a bank account
>>84654022where does he keep his money?
>>84654011Thank God I don't live down there then
>>84653983>>84653988Very true i suppose, their stranglehold is brutal.
>>84654024In his mum's account at Ziraat Bankasi.
>>84654024he doesnt have any money
>>84654040support your local credit union
>neighbours having a fuck off size fire in the garden creating a load of smokeFuck sake
>>84654078video it and report them to the council
>>84654056aye, i'm not very money savvy, in a lot of debt.
>>84654094Nah am not a grass lad
>>84654097debt is a tool used buy the rich to control the poor, im sorry about your situation mate
>>84654098ok but it will keep happening if you dont
>>84654132Thanks, i'm starting to recognise my own patterns of being stupid with money, so that's progress at least. Hopefully i can pick up some work soon.
Right eye hurts, reckon I have some kind of infection
>>84653071my gf lives in Milan so I know this spot well. these lads are very aggressive.
>>84654159You don't have a gf and have never been to milan
Milan? She's the lassie who tugs me off at the local Thai place (restaurant not massage parlour).
jonathan milan
>>84654189cycle twink
Is crossy gone for good? Havent seen him in ages
>>84654208Crossy only posts now and then, usually at night. Probably for the best anyway. This place has become more toxic than ever these past few months.
>>84654078bit too hot and dry for a fire
>>84654159didnt see any of these lads near there when i went last year
>>84650298we simply made women's underwear too sexy, and nobody can resist it.the terminally online won't be able to get a lass to wear lacy knickers for them, so they just wear them themselves.I wouldn't mind much except they want us all to play along.
Frilly knicker wearing pooftahs
>>84654243Funny it became more toxic when DVDlad was banned.
>>84654303Why did DVDlad get banned? Assuming he was the fella that kept going on about hundreds of obscure DVDs and BluRays he'd bought.
>>84654315mods only want VHS discussion
>>84654315Posted a picture of Helen Skelton. Didn't know she was supposedly underage in it. Some rascal reported me. Widely published images by the way, so obviously the ban didn't stand up.
>>84654315Posted Sean's address
>>84654303Mad how that happened. DVDlad would NOT know how to ban evade. And even if he did know how to he would NOT do it. I'm sure.
It was a false fag operation. There was no image deleted by mods, it was done by the poster, then they talked about themselves for some time.
>It was a false fag operation.On an anonymous message board. Mong playing hide and seek while being anonymous, a childlike mentality, much.
Gardener has finished up so I can finally fuck off out. Hooraay.
hot one today britfeel
>>84654464I have been forced to leave the confines of my boxroom and come downstairs because it's cooler down here.
>>84654471wet tshirt and sit in front of a fan
>>84654303Well at least the sean gay posting stopped I think that mong spastic little lad was doing it for a whole week. What a life.
>>84654477Got one of those ice packs in the freezer cooling for later it takes hours and hours to be fully frozen. Worked wonders last night on my wollocks
>>84654480Someone was still doing that yesterday. No doubt they'll return.
>wearing joggers, but not going jogging
>wearing a hoodie and never using the hood
>>84654606*is unable to fathom this*
6 large airtight containers in the freezer are filled with water, use one and put it back in the freezer. Place one frozen container of water in front of your fan and direct the fan at you. You're welcome.
>mental elfsWOULD YOU LIKE MEDICATION DREAR?IS YER LIFE SHIT DREAR?Bugger off ye bastidSINK OR SWIM TIME!
We just need a load of really strong catapults and we'll shoot ice cubes at the sun.
Pretty sure the first freezer by some French bloke was solar powered in like 1794 or something.
I have a thing for fat blokes up wear their trousers on their belly.
>>84654329Interesting how "Ruthmong" who thinks the UK has "provinces" (like Ireland does) stopped posting the exact same time you got banned as well lad pretty interesting and weird isn't it winky face :^)
dead hedgehog in my garden :(
>>84654670We need an anon with supergoogle to get their agent on the case. I doubt we could easily find this out for ourselves.
>>84654683Uh oh. F for the little chap. Maybe put a saucer of water out so any other small animals could get a drink?
Weird how ruthmong has an old laptop from 2006 that can't even do screenshots it's so old and slow yet he can generate AI images all day of the women he wants to molest seems like he must have been inspired by "DVDlad" the AI gooning bandit it must just be they got into it independently
>>84654675Are you a fat bloke yourself or can you see yourself being a fat bloke in the not so distant future?
>>84654690Maybe Ruthmong landed that tippy top rate PIP the same as "DVDlad" and he bought a decent PC to sit at all day like "DVDlad".
>>84654690You can run the latest gen of supergoogles on a potato nowadays anon.
>>84654692>Are you a fat bloke yourselfNo I just want to grab their belly and put my face on their lap.
>The four provinces of Ireland are Connacht; Leinster, Munster and Ulster. Three of the four provinces-Connacht, Leinster, and Munster-are found entirely within the Republic of Ireland today, while the province of Ulster is located in both the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland.
>>84654718So you're in better shape than them, lol, fatty fat fat fatties, amirite?
>>84654740I think he's gay for the chubby lads.
Pointless being alive without a purpose. And sorting parcels in a warehouse doesn't count.
>>84654774Maybe your purpose is to find the purpose?
>>84654685>produce ice but isnt a freezerYou can tell these AI have been trained by the hands of liberals, slimy language with a sense of superiority.
>>84654774This: >>84654789Decide for yourself what you most want in life. Then go after that.
>>84654676I am not Ruthmong but it's adorable that you think I am.
morning friends. delivery arrived today. in the neighbours' hedge, choccy melted, but never mind eh.
>>84654720I've never once referred to a province here. I'm not the only Norn Iron lid here either. There's a. protestant who posts here, more likely to use the word province.
Ruthmong is the best poster we have here.
>>84654847Did the bugger kick it in there? Shame about your choccy.
>>84654789>>84654818I have no idea, that's the issue. I can't do owt cos I'm stuck with crippling depression constant brain fog and a total inability to concentrate.
>>84654847Why are those big boxes of Diet Coke so cheap on Amazon? Saves me a fortune compared to the supermarket. Even get Irn Bru cheap too and my favourite, Dandelion and Burdock.
Had a sandwich for dinner on account of the heat not making me hungry, had a cornetto with it.I am now starving.MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND STOMACH!
might be over with the gf. I've kind of checked out. Both of us seem to know it's already over. No passion in it anymore. Dunno. Probably have to end things. Been 9 fucking years
>>84654856>>84654720Ulster is the best province liddos
>>84654879Should have had a Cornetto sarnie.>>84654881Have you tried introducing anal, watersports or BDSM to spice things up?
>>84654887What's your opinion on flegs de lid?
>>84654869>I can't do owt cos I'm stuck with crippling depression constant brain fog and a total inability to concentrate.I don't have any answers for that, but do believe you can get out of this state of mind, but do not know how myself.
>>84654863not a clue. my instructions could NOT be clearer (anyone who reads my /britfeel/ posts will attest i have grate wordiness)>>84654874good innit? sometimes they're RRP, 12 quid or such, but they randomly drop to 6 quid and i'm laffin. friend sends me these photos of EIGHTEEN cans of Diet Coke for 6 quid at Home Bargains and i say, 'soz pal, just ordered 24 to my door for the same price.'
ive become interested in late Colonial and early republic era american history, settlers and injun's type shit. Not sure why I end up drawn to it every now and again but it interests my brain the idea of a new untamed land and the fighting against the natives with frontiersman such as Lewis Wetzel and Tom Quick.
The shandy man can
wisdom teeth hurting
>A man has been jailed for life after repeatedly stabbing his carer with a concealed kitchen knife whilst out on a walk. Jonathan Balmer, 37, was walking in a wooded area near to Incefield House in Wigan with the woman when he brandished the blade from his jacket.>Grabbing his carer in a bear hug, he then stabbed her before chasing her as she tried to run away. Catching up to her, he continued to stab at her body and arms after she fell to the ground.Maybe they should have gave him a male carer. Hopefully HHL doesn't end up this way.
sean getting his bum hole clapped by big hairy arabs x
this film is so fucking good.
>>84654869You can get antidepressants lad. Sure it feels a bit lame to take pills, but personally I would rather be able to function and have a good life, even if that means taking pills, compared to not functioning and having no life at all.
>watch old bbc show>presenter reads out letter from young fan and his mother>after reading it and thanking them, he reads out their full addressdifferent times.
How are you coping with the heat? Need an update from everybody ITT
wen whorney wlose woad aka boxroom
>>84654957Tried multiple antidepressants years ago (sertraline, mirtazapine, citalopram). Horrible stuff, made me feel even worse.
>>84654847>job is to deliver the package to the door of the house>can't even do that rightAnd yet we *need* these people in the country...
gonna have to become a tablet poster, laptop keeps running hot
>>84654970Coping just fine. Woke up at 6 to let fresh air in for a few hours with the doors wide open. Shut everything including blinds and roof windows at 10am and have been enjoying chilled beverages ever since.
>>84654970I was going to fresh install GNU/Linux but it feels like too much effort in this heat.
>>84654874topped up with lizard's piss innit? Ymmy nummy
>>84654970lost a lot of weight these past few years, so summers feel like a doddle now.
>>84655001>fresh installWhy? Is there something wrong with the current one?
>>84654999Consider those trips checked my lad
>>84654480Did it get your back up that much? Must've done it's job well then.
>>84655015What's the best way to lose weight?
>>84655025new edition aka edish >>84655025new edition aka edish
>>84655024don't eat too much food
>>84655016I don't like the partitioning layout and the new way will be more secure.
>>84655024I walk every day, do small exercises like squats, and gave up a lot of bad stuff I was eating. Also, if you want a fast effective exercise, kettle bell swings seem to be a good option, but then you hurt waking up, so I stopped doing them.
>>84654970>How are you coping with the heat? i'm not.
