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I put 'unemployed loser' as my tinder bio and got no likes, how come?
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because youre not female, or you would have got infinite likes
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>>84659216
Also not chad
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>>84659193
Self depricating humor isn't "in" right now. It just makes you look sad instead of humble. Women want a guy with confidence who can offer a good experience, not a loser manchild who needs to be picked up
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>>84659264
I wasnt being self depricating im just being honest
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I would have to do something such as this since it would be awkward if I talked to a girl and they were expecting like a real person
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I put that in my bio despite making money.
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>>84659193
Women don't like unemployed losers. Wtf is this post.
And yeah as a fellow loser just give up on tinder they'll just cheat on you.
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>>84659313
you got any bishs?
>>84659321
well what else would I put??
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>>84659193
you should've put "lookin to fuck sum hoes"
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>>84659193
You should try being aggressive instead. Call every woman a retarded niggerfaggot, I've heard they love abusechads.
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>>84659371
not if youre a twink
dont fit the appearence of an abuse chad
>>84659369
omd someone else also knows chima
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>>84659344
I've been banging the same three goth-lite bitches for almost two years. All of them have degrees, and seem interested in my future plans. I keep telling them, I'm gonna be a CEO or a rockstar someday, and they very obviously doubt it yet give me life advice regardless. They're all in debt and I'm ironically the only one that has spending power.
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>>84659393
lucky you
well ive got nothing as ive said
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>>84659424
try being open about your aspirations in life. put something like "I want to fly a spaceship" or bullshit like that.
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>>84659433
should i put minecraft architect?
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>>84659321
>give up on tinder they'll just cheat on you
There was a recent study that showed like 80% of millennials and 90% of zoomers cheat, if you're scared of that you might as wel just remain a virgin for life
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>>84659448
sure i dont see why not, one life to live, etc.
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>>84659264
Maybe if we keep forcing the self-deprecating meme it will become mainstream again. I miss when people wasn't afraid to openly say they were retarded
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>>84659264
Cope.
>>84659321
Cope
>>84659193
Your genetics weren't good enough. That's it. Broke nazi pedophile chads get matches on tinder, look at any chadfishing experiment. For guys like you and I, the only things worth living for are our friends, families, and money money billlllllllz. Personally I recommend you devote yourself to the fist. It's a good cope.
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>>84659458
I'm not a virgin.
Just date a whore theory.
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>>84659502
Muh cope cope cope
What is a broke loser going to do on dates nigger.
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>>84659514
unironically the advice that normies give.
"Just be yourself.
Try to make her laugh, don't take it too seriously!
Just be nice."
As long as he is chad, it will work. His lack of money will not matter. I have friends like this, who work minimum wage jobs, but they have decent enough genetics and are normiemaxxed well enough that it doesn't matter. One of them is a white supremacist homophobe. The girlfriends that he has just learn to cope with it, even when he cheats on them. Guess what, though? They don't leave him.
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>>84659514
If he he's genetically gifted to be tall, dominant, and handsome? Probably have sex and have his meal paid for, on top of it.
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>>84659546
>Has a job.
>Is normiemaxxed.
So not a loser got it.
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>>84659553
bro he lived with his mom and didn't have a car at the time. Didn't go to school and wasn't part of any job with forward potential, literally at a dead end. Good guy but functionally as much of a loser as most of us. Guy doesn't have an ounce of muscle on him either, just some skinny guy who plays video games. Genetics are king, black pill is truth.
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>>84659574
He can only maxx that out when he's young.
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There's always some faggot that comes in and thinks because he would suck some guys cock that means every woman in the world will too and then he autistically dies on this hill everytime. No one can convince me "le blackpill" isn't just closeted faggotry at this point desu
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>>84659616
Nuanced thinking is dying rapidly.
Cluster b society consequences.
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>>84659193
I'm going to assume you're not chad. This doesn't work on normie women. Only mentally ill ones who are chronically online.
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>>84659616
statistically BP is true. Look on any app or website, women have become more and more selective over the last 10 or so years, and badly. They choose to get plapped by the top 10% and ignore the bottom 90% who'd actually love them. We're in a nightmare class scenario, and you just don't get it cos yer old. At least, I'm assuming.
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>>84659714
I think you fags just like to come up with elaborate explanations for why you desperately feel the need to gag on another mans cock "oh its not my fault i find "chad" attractive i-i-its le womens they want to fuck sexy chad not me, damn i bet his dick is huge too and would rip me- I mean foids in half"

Retards, nobody with half a braincell is buying it, plus if you homos genuinely believed it you'd be getting plastic surgery or wearing makeup instead of whining and fantasizing about hot dudes all day
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OP, put

>I'm an unemployed loser but I'm over six feet tall.

Then watch you get tons of likes and matches lol



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