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hedonism is fun
>Deep calleth unto deep
the bible is right, but it forgot to mention that it is a GOOD thing

once I started living by the principles of epicureanism, joie de vivre and memento mori, life has been so much better

i've flown to japan spending all my money. i tried 18 alcoholic beverages in 13 days

went to clubs

my hedonistic and chill attitude led me to finally get laid at 27 (and in JAPAN of all places!) and I even got approached

this is what men are supposed to do

fuck christianity. fuck conservacuckism. fuck feminism "don't talk to her" psyops

just let it go. go have a drink. go be more upfront with girls

if you're scared, just remember: you are going to DIE. it is inevitable and you'll regret not enjoying a sinful life
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Enjoy hell. Weeping and gnashing of teeth in anger and regret.
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>>84661865
you're supposed to do all the sinful things and enjoy life to the fullest in your youth, and then in your later years you finally come back to god realizing he was right all along, and you're attractive enough to get a good horny christian girl and marry and engage in sex in a pure way

it's the optimal path, instead of being a shut-in incel who's bitter and angry at god and will go to hell for jealousy and porn addiction
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>>84661879
The gnashing of teeth isn't done just in pain, but also anger. Anger towards God. Hatred towards God. Anger and hatred towards yourself for being so wrong. An hour passes and you are still in hell. A week passes and you are still weeping and gnashing. 5000 years pass and it remains the same.

Repent. Only the ones who do the will his the Father will enter heaven.
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>>84661953
men should be manwhores and enjoy a sinful life, just like solomon, david and many others who got the GREATEST GIFT, heaven, even if they suffered later on in life (which most incels already do even being nice guys and not sinning).
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>>84661953
Who do the will of his father will enter heaven*
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>>84661865
The bible would've been a better book if Jesus got drunk and danced and laughed during the last supper, and then got laid with his hooker friend, and came buckets. More human, more approachable.
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>>84661865
>Enjoy hell
typical fake christian oxymoron
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>epicurean principles
>hedonism
you didn't get it and instead fell for the shit they use as slander against epicurus. you're just fucking yourself up for momentary pleasure that will soon feel hollow and repulsive.
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>>84662017
both of you guys are right tho desu
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>>84661826
Mindless indulgence is the way to go
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>>84661826
>OP never sleeps
>OP will never die
Keep dancing, my nigga
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>>84662518
>https://youtu.be/qNkaBJD3kgo?si=WL-DXmFgfAaAlpXb
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>>84661826
Lucifer is the best. God is not it lol
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>>84661865
Lol christian coperinos so fun
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>>84661865
Lots of people in hell didn't even get to enjoy a good life on earth is the messed up part.
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>>84661865
>>84661879
What kind of god are you talking about?
>Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known a man by sleeping with him. But all the young girls who have not known a man by sleeping with him, keep alive for yourselves. (Numbers 31:17-18)
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>>84663097
Is this the filth you're supposed to be worshipping? Lol.
>Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys. (1 Samuel 15:3)
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>>84661826
how long is his cock you can see her tummy bulge
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>>84663283
>how long is his cock you can see her tummy bulge
pretty big
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>>84661826
>>84661865
Easy fix, just agree that JC died and respawned then you can sin all you want and go to heaven when you're done
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>>84662518
Chad Blood Meridian reference.
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>>84663108
>genociding pagans.... LE BAD
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>>84661826
I'm a South Korean fugly foid and I approve this post. I fucking LOVE hoeflation in the United States!!!!
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>>84663409
>>84663283
It's pretty much the biggest dick in porn

Also the first cock the girl has taken in porn. What a way to debut. Her name is Miko Dai
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>>84661826
I agree anon but it fucks your life up. I spent a fukk year in Japan living it up from my savings was an office wage. I got a year working holiday visa and didn't work once. Everyday I just travelled, got drunk, met tourists and Japanese people etc. It was amazing. I felt truly free. But eventually, the money dried up. I had to come back home. Now I'm stuck in a shitty job because the year gap hurt my career progression.

You can't get something without losing something else.
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>>84664512
Money: Can't take it when you die.
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>>84661826
You guys ever think about how weird it is to have sex? It's like your fucking another guy except he has a vagina instead of a penis and fatter tits (usually/hopefully). That's it, everything else is exactly the same. They have hair, and arms, and legs, just like us.
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>>84661865
The benevolent Jew that made the universe lets you live on HIS planet and all he asks is that you're constantly miserable and scared of pleasure.

If you betray the magic words he told a few guys 2600 years ago he'll torture you in a volcano he created inside a pocket dimension just for jerks like you because he's so fucking nice and wise.

I think 90% of people stick with religion because of a terroristic threat made to them when they were still a child. They're scared shitless that a wizard might super-torture them for a gorillion years if they don't do the right thing while he monitors their behavior around the clock.

If the wizard is any good why doesn't he just insta-kill serial killers or rapists before they even commit their crimes? He has to wait until they die and become a ghost to do anything? Useless wizard.
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>>84665366
No. They are very attractive creatures, idiot
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enjoy never having a real intimate relationship ever lol. if you get lucky enough to meet a virgin girl that likes you then you'll either have to be honest with her or hide the fact that you used to be community dick. You will never be able to make love with your wife and have her honestly be the only woman you were intimate with, because you fucked a bunch of whores
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>>84661965
The Bible would have been a true story if it'd been more honest like this.
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>>84661826
>hedonism is fun
Resisting it feels better
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>once I started living by the principles of epicureanism, joie de vivre and memento mori
holy reddit lmao you couldn't have made yourself sound gayer even if you tried
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>>84665867
French is based and white
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>>84661865
god doesn't exist grow up faggot
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>>84666891
even if he does he is evil so align with lucifer
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>>84661826
The demons will eventually drag you to a point where you want to turn back, and if you even think about it, they will turn on you.
Or you're a demon too.
Enjoy, faggot.
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>>84667341
but until it happens... it's gonna feel good huh
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>>84665713
A lot of women are fine with this desu. Some women are even okay with you cheating on them as long as they don't have to know about it.
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>>84663409
crazy how she looks amazing in that sequence of frames, I torrented the video on pornolab ru and she looks nice cuz i'm a yellowfeverfag but in those seconds she looks AMAZING
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>>84664235
The holocaust was well-deserved.
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I would also be a massive hedonist if I had a big dick
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>>84661879
What is it betas and their obession with having a wife
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>>84669347
all you need is a bit of attitude not cock size lol
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I'm married. How do I be a hedon? I don't want to drink or do drugs and my wife and I have good sex once a week. I'm guessing OP will say u should be a degenerate alcoholic and serial cheater?
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>>84661826
Hedonism seems so antithetical to love, because love is something ultimately painful. The hedonist would never love because he never wants to get hurt. Love isn't pleasurable, it is most often painful and even regrettable. I want to love and to be loved, I want to experience the pain of love, and be constrained by its inconvenient boundaries, and so I can never be a hedonist. I could never renounce love for pleasure, it is the brutal, painful, inconvenient struggle that makes it worth it in the end. Pleasure hardly plays a role at all.
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>>84669752
>once a week
What the fuck? Were you guys always like that? I fuck my bf every other day at minimum and we've been together 2 years. You are making me scared of marriage. Why only once a week why aren't you having more sex
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>>84669768
>Why only once a week why aren't you having more sex
Wife is lower libido and literally never feels horny unless I initiate. Stems from growing up in conservative Catholic environment. Also we have a 4 year old and a 1 year old. It's honestly a miracle we fuck as much as we do. I see people with similar situations that ultimately have a dead bedroom.

When we do fuck, it's great, I will say.
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>>84669805
Oh shit I have no children I wasn't even thinking about them lol. I'm glad you still find time for each other. You should just fuck when they are down for naps they can whine in their cribs a little
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>>84669825
Basically our free times to fuck are after 8pm when they're in bed or on Friday around lunch cause the 1yo is napping, the 4yo is at preschool, and I'm not at the office. But the 4yo doesn't nap so weekend days are out of the question.

In the evening, my wife always manages to find a million things to stress about because she's high-strung and being a parent and also house poor just feeds into that. So there's literally no having sex with her unless I give her like half a day's notice, and even then, she'll lament half the time that she's wasting her time and should be focused on fixing up the house or preparing things for the kids' next day. It's fairly exhausting and makes daily sex implausible.

I also squandered our childless portion of our marriage by being a law student who autistically obsessed over school work and was barely home. Honestly we had less sex then than we do now...
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>>84669870
That's not right, you both should see sex as valuable it's not wasting time it's reinforcing your intimacy elevating your mood and relieving stress. It's essential I'd put that shit at the bottom of maslow's pyramid. You guys work too hard also everybody is house poor right now lol. I hope things get better for your family
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>>84661865
Cringecel
>>84661826
Based. Did you bareback? Creampie? NOTHING in this world is better than busting a raw creampie into a girl the night you meet her>>84665379
>I think 90% of people stick with religion because of a terroristic threat made to them when they were still a child. They're scared shitless that a wizard might super-torture them for a gorillion years if they don't do the right thing while he monitors their behavior around the clock.
>If the wizard is any good why doesn't he just insta-kill serial killers or rapists before they even commit their crimes? He has to wait until they die and become a ghost to do anything?
Based
>>84665713
More incel cringe lol YWNBAF
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>>84669889
I doubt things will ever change but thank you.
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>>84663283
The dick isd pretty huge however that is not its bulge, its is just her stomach fat being all flabby
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huge dick
makes you a hedonist

sadly i have an 8 incher

meaning i'm condemned to sin and hell
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>>84670062
If you watch the vid you can see it in her a lot of woman have taken Danny d and quit after lol
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>>84661826
its great at the beginning
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>>84670401
and during the journey too
sex!
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>>84670396
I watched the vid and all I saw were her fat flailing around. Lowkey its so flabby I wonder if she had given birth before.
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>>84670396
Whore corrective sexo
Imagine if all whores were just sentenced to 10 inch cock barrage.



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