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Has a post on 4chan ever kind of changed your life, or altered your timeline?

I was on /fit/ and a guy said something about eating ground beef, and I replied saying ground beef was too expensive. Some anon replied to me and said maybe try ground turkey.

So I buy some ground turkey, and it's good. I end up eating ground turkey everyday and have like 20 rolls of it in my freezer right now.

Dude altered my timeline
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>>84663537
When I first started coming here someone told me "gb2" meant "gay black attitude" as in you would tell someone they have a gay black attitude in relation to a particular community like Reddit or whatever. So right up until the end of the 2000s I was telling people to gb2 wherever thinking I was saying they have a gay black attitude.

That's what you mean right?
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>>84663537
I don't know what it is, but I don't trust most meats anymore. I only eat organic chicken/beef.
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I don't like ground turkey that much, it's alright I guess. Toss a chuck roast into a pressure cooker and shred it up after it becomes super tender and juicy, now that's a meal.
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guys on /tg/ sharing pdf:s made me a regular here in my mid-teens. then i got hooked and then i became addicted. i've spent so much time on this site every year since, migrating between boards. those pdf:s probably made my life materially worse in a significant but indeterminate way
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>>84663550
Lmfao kek yeah that's what I mean
>>84663552
>>84663561
Wealthy phaggots
>>84663579
Wtf is pdf:s
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>>84663537
I am not sure but I will try to drop some wisdom here

Basically just stop thinking.

Keep your thoughts to a minimum. If your mind tries to bait you with depressing, anxious phantoms and thought patterns you dont have to get into it or engage, or 'complete' the thought or prove the fear wrong or 'win'. You can simply just say OK. And then go back to not thinking. Once you get used to the bliss of not thinking eventually your mind will stop trying to ragebait or fearbait you.

Drink lots of water, take a vitamin D pill, fish oil and a multivitamin daily and leave your house at least once a day even just for like 10 minutes.
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>>84663552
my intuition lately tells me to avoid consuming pork for health and ethical reasons. Pigs are too smart and too aware, they know they are going to be killed and they feel that fear plus pork is more susceptible to parasites and worms.
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>>84663537
In he long run, as my goal was to try, and force different ways of typing, and behaving to see what could be fooled and not fooled, as well as means of just learning what people say and don't say. The whole thing feels like a game of who's real and who's not so it's a lot of fun to play in that box. Even now, I get to consider why you made this thread, and what was the end goal.
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Anon told me to stop the room from spinning when you go to bed wicked drunk, put one foot out the bed and on the ground. Works every time.

Aside from that the obligatory reasonless hostility makes me wish death upon most of you.
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>>84663606
>wtf is pdf
is this really where we are
i'm gonna log off now. my back is acting up again and i need to lay down. you kids play nice
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>>84663537
>Has a post on 4chan ever kind of changed your life, or altered your timeline?
Constantly. I've been here for many, many years. There is wisdom in the sea of noise
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>>84663537
The site as a whole changed me but I've been using it since I was 13 so I don't even have an idea of what my life without 4chan would've been like. I'd probably be a much more serious and generally sadder person all around. I'd probably be more mentally ill too since I wouldn't have had my little teenager internet safespace where I could be a retarded kid growing up.
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>>84663806
Yeah it's a difficult thing. This place is full of very mentally ill people and their above is toxic, but that also describes myself and I feel utterly alone in the world without them. Even with a group of normal friends I can't get what 4chan gives, which is a sense of not being alone
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>>84663537
Why do people call it ground beef? It's not like cows can fly anyway hahahahaha.
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>>84663806
>my little teenager internet safespace where I could be a retarded kid growing up.
Damn that's crazy. Imagine not being treated like an adult and subjected to life-ruining adult punishments as an adolescent
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>>84663855
Lmfao 9
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>>84663537
Almost everything on /pol/, god bless.
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>>84663606
Organic walmart beef is still Walmart beef retardo
>>84663626
Yeah, same. I do my best to avoid pork.
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>>84663537
not a single post, but r9k in general has blackpilled me on how much everyone really hates black people, especially black women. doubly so for not being conventionally attractive/extroverted so it's just made me participate less in general with humanity.
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>>84663880
Coming here and spamming interracial pornography is REALLY not helping your case!
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>>84663828
Nothing to add here, you really hit the nail on the head with your post, good job anon. Have a free (You).
>>84663860
Haha yeah imagine letting your teenager act like some fucking teenager lmao
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>>84663896
ew why would i post porn? i don't care about interracial relationships
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This post changed my life, I always thought I'd be better off a Stacey, but it turns out, Stacey is a mental mitwit...like most Staceys are.

I'm proud of myself for being a fugly former whore and stripper.
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>>84663537
Almost. If I just put 50 bucks into $APU when I first saw it on biz. I would have over 150k at the top
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>>84664220
>the titties windmilling
kek
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While it was a gay LARP obviously, Systemspace was what got me "hooked" in the internet, the paranormal, and technology.
It has been almost a decade, and I think my life would've turned out quite differently if it wasn't for it.
There probably are other posts here and there that changed me, but this is the only one I recall.
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>>84664220
>fugly former whore and stripper.
Describe the stripping and whoredom please
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>>84664313
I ended up having to do it to survive, but I enjoyed it immensely. Had I been accepted to college and been accepted for the $150,000 a year job route, I'd be a femcel living alone with a Sinthetics sex doll. I'm married now to a good looking white man who is rich.
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>>84664342
how can you trust that your husband won't cheat on you or leave you once you show signs of aging
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>>84664365
Because he's socially retarded and isn't successful with women, because he doesn't have the balls to ask them to just fuck.
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>>84664374
people are full of surprises, don't think it won't happen to you
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I frequented a general where people would make collages of drawings mostly made in mspaint. It was fun and I liked doing it and eventually I found better drawing software, bought a cheap pen tablet, then an expensive one, and now I'm thousands of hours into this and it's become my primary hobby.
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>>84664381
We have an open marriage and he's pretty tolerant of me. I'm secure in my relationship with him, he has only been in really really really long term relationships. He's not like my white supremacist ex, who only had unstable relationships and cheated a lot while expecting the woman to stay loyal.
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>>84664220
I highly doubt the picture is the same person as the Twitter account. Never seen a gigastacy with perfect tits like that have anywhere near a difficult enough life to actually suicide. It's always mid/ugly women that actually go through with it.
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>>84664431
there's actually a high rate of beautiful women killing themselves, probably from everyone assuming they have it easy
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>>84664441
Former porn star beckys don't count.
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>>84664441
being stacy is not like being chad. few will admit this
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>>84664458
You talking about me? I'm not dead yet.
>>84664482
That's why I'd rather be Chad than Stacey. I'd do all those exercises and eat all those yucky veggies then, b/c my efforts would matter.
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>>84664482
>being stacy is not like being chad. few will admit this
trvke
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>>84664342
>'m married now to a good looking white man who is rich.
Oh you are the Asian lady from last week. And the sex isn't rough enough. Based
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>>84664342
>I ended up having to do it to survive, but I enjoyed it immensely.
What did you enjoy about whoring and why is your husband okay with it
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>>84663613
Don't listen to this retard. I did this when I was still in school and I ended up in juvy because I fucked up some rich chad who had connections in the government, he ended up making my life hell and I still haven't recovered from the damage.
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>>84663537
Apparently someone who made a lot of money because of 4chan wanted to give back by encouraging us to look at an upcoming project. So I did. Then the market dumped some months later due to a new conflict happening. Spotted a dip that was powerful enough to turn 1K into over 10 million after a year and a half long hold.
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at college someone talked about if I ever saw evangelion, so later I watch it, timeline changed.
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>>84664842
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, you remember me!!! XD
>>84664855
Most of the people I met in sex work were waaaaaaaaay more respectful than the entitled and spoilt Tinder Chads. Plus, the money literally saved my life.
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>>84664855
As for my husband, I met my husband through sexyjobs (a porn job website).
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>>84664868
could you give us a summary into what happened?
also, what country are you talking about?
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>>84664342
>I ended up having to do it to survive, but I enjoyed it immensely. Had I been accepted to college and been accepted for the $150,000 a year job route, I'd be a femcel living alone with a Sinthetics sex doll. I'm married now to a good looking white man who is rich.
>>84664374
>Because he's socially retarded and isn't successful with women, because he doesn't have the balls to ask them to just fuck.
>>84664407
>We have an open marriage and he's pretty tolerant of me. I'm secure in my relationship with him, he has only been in really really really long term relationships. He's not like my white supremacist ex, who only had unstable relationships and cheated a lot while expecting the woman to stay loyal.
couldn't you have been more dignified and just worked while still keeping your purity?
also lmfao at the asian chick for still getting with a white supremacist guy and expecting to be treated well.
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>>84663537
For the brief time when /r9k/ was the autists' feels board we were talking about being socially retarded and one anon said: "To a normalfag, being sort of retarded is no different than full on retarded."

He was right and it made so much sense looking back, normalfags constantly socialize so if you can't operate at their level it freaks them out. They view me the same way they view the downs syndrome guy who wears a paw patrol t-shirt. Since then I dress really nice and keep my mouth shut and I haven't had any problems other than people thinking I'm shy or quiet.
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>>84664868
"stop thinking" is advice aimed toward the neurotic anxious self-hating type, not the barely restraining my impulse to act like a complete nigger to strangers for no reason type
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>>84665074
Lmao, "purity"? Don't make me laugh.
I got rid of my virginity - the ULTIMATE symbol of LOSERDOM, aka, sainthood - at 19 on purpose. (Looking back on it though, I actually should have sold it.)

You're only obsessed with my virginity, because I'm a light-skinned race. If I were a darkie, you'd be hurling all sorts of insults at me. Stop with the racist standards already, not all East Asians are "good" (aka, LAME, FRIGID AND RETARDED) girls.
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>>84665074
And retail was literally the worst job I ever had and I didn't last there for more than a month either.
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>>84664981
>, I met my husband through sexyjobs
Whoa! I need to know more.

You seem very cool btw nice to post with you scary lady
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>>84663537
Ten years ago I posted on /fit/ about what I should do if I had a lanky ectomorphic narrow-shoulder frame. I remember feeling a lot of anguish about the width of my shoulders, and I distinctly recall despairing about "what if the best I could be is still not enough, no matter what I do?"

Luckily the responses were very encouraging, saying things like "somatotypes are just pseudoscience bro, just lift and you'll get mires in no time", so I did, and I did get mires. I went from skinny autist to the local big buff guy that people go to for lifting advice. And my shoulders in particular look admirable now. I was younger and more impressionable at that time, and I often wonder what would have happened if a demoraliser got to me first. The blackpill is not real.
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>>84665453
Thank you, anon. My husband hired me via sexyjobs. We hit it off. Then we lived together until we got married. Best decision of my life.



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