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It's so insane to me that normies go clubbing every weekend, to the extent that it becomes mundane for them in their 30s. LMAO.
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>>84663996
More insane is that it took him ~15 years of active clubbing to figure out that extremely loud garbage music and overpriced garbage drinks is not actually peak life experience, and that he's one of the better ones because most normalfags involved don't get this far in reasoning in their whole life.
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That bouncer sounds like a fucking nigger. WTF you can't take a call outside the club and go back in? What a freak. Someone needs to cave that guy's skull in.
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>>84664035
That's what they're there for. Makes it seem exclusive and shady in a cool kind of way. Even better if there's talk going around about how someone got brutally beaten by them for no reason.
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Clubbing is for losers.

Cool people have enough friends to hold house parties, and as you age the house parties age with you, from heavy drinking and loud music, to dinner and some kind of card or board game.
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>>84663996
Where in the world does this happen exactly? As a bouncer in the Northeast EU seeing people that old at clubs is very rare. Double and triple scan their ID because we think it's a fake card, rare. Where is this redditor that's clubbing into his 30s?
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>>84664020
>More insane is that it took him ~15 years of active clubbing to figure out that extremely loud garbage music and overpriced garbage drinks is not actually peak life experience
you are supposed to get girl in a club to fuck. Music and drinks are like intro warm-up show for a main event, wild sex with that girl.
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>>84664062
What the fuck is the northeast EU? Russia, finland and baltics?
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>>84663996
>a dinner with 3 friends beats a night at the club
So why dont they just do that then? What is wrong with normalfags
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>>84664063
Why waste the money in an overpriced club when to can just go to a bar for a fraction of the price and get the same results without having ringing ears all night from the deafening club music
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>>84664062
>Double and triple scan their ID because we think it's a fake card, rare.

"Better double check this ID card, there's no way this balding guy is in his thirties."
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>>84664047
Sounds dumb my bf and I just shoot pool at normal bars
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>>84663996
what does age have to do with any of the things he complained about? i went to a club at like 26 with some friends, exact same shit, its just deafeningly loud, bad music, expensive drinks. you cant actually socially interact with anyone besides miming and dancing. its an utter meme.
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>>84664056
>Phaggot trying to assert authority on cool behavior
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>>84663996
Yeah, the only club Ive ever been to was a club for teenagers, when I was 17. It was honestly a good time, even though Chad bullied me and some girls laughed, and I was grinding with a girl and she reached back and felt my hair and felt that it was negroid hair and she left after that jfl. On one night I was dancing alone the entire night and then some (black) girls came up to me and were like "yo whatsup youve been dancing alone the whole night". I ignored them but looking back I should have took the opportunity.
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>>84664119
You wouldn't need to go looking for strange if you had a large social group containing women that already trust and value you.
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>>84664090
Club is more hook up oriented
And dancing is fun and makes you blood boil up for sex. Goes back to tribal peoples dancing around fire pit in the night.

Well at least how it was supposed to be.
When it deteriorates into performative visits for instagram photo it lost its roots.
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>>84663996
Welcome to adulthood, redditor. It happens to all of us, eventually.
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>>84664035
Okay brah take a breath, the nigg can't hurt you. It's all okay.
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>>84663996
It's not that it becomes mundane, at 30 your body stops pretending it can easily deal with booze.

Without the social drug easily processed a lot of the fun is taken away
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>>84663996

It's crazy to me that normies like clubs from another angle. The club is a very cold, Darwinian place where all the most superficial aspects of social interaction can come out. Normies thrive in this environment. Think about that and what it says about normie psychology.

Even if you are a neurotypical golem, clubs are simply a humiliation ritual for men below Chadlite level sexual market value.
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>>84664141
I am 32 years old where is this club?
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>>84664118
at those ages you're supposed to be sipping margeritas in a fancy jazz club, not raving with some kiddos unc.
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>>84664909
Margaritas are girl's drink.
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>>84664714
Let the normim deal in the real world
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>>84664722
I'm 30 now. It was in ocean City Maryland, called h20
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>>84663996
i figured this shit out at 18
what goes on inside the normie brain?
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I went clubbing twice and that was all it took for me to realize how much of a stupid overpriced waste of a Saturday night it actually is.



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