i saw a trio of negro youths get escorted out of project hail mary when i went to see it a few weeks ago, just as trailers were ending. security came and got them. they went peacefully thankfully.

no we always pay a lot for food

>>84666626
nope, I am a good boy :)

>>84666626
Yes we used to sneak into R rated movies all the time and have guards trying to figure out where we went. And we always snuck in food duh. This was like every weekend. Also seeing multiple movies in a row without paying was fun

>>84666626
My mom was discovered sneaking food into the theater once using this worn blue backpack she took everywhere. Security didn't care and let us in once they knew we didn't have any cameras on us (this was in the late 2000s)

>>84666663
When did you watch the best movies back to back?
Avatar was a big deal back in the day, caused all those movies to go 3D

>>84666685
I can't remember this was like 2002

>>84666626
I buy a drink and dump a flask of whiskey into it. They turn a blind eye because soda costs them nearly nothing and they can rip everyone off with it.

as a kid, when i went to the movies with a brown friend for the first time and he showed me that you could just walk into the theater without paying and nobody would notice or give a shit, i was stunned. i had been burning through my snow shoveling money for nothing!!!

>>84666626
>got into trouble for bringing outside food?
It's legal to to this where I live. You don't have to buy the popcorn that's more expensive per gram than gold.

>>84666626
Nah, I became a pirate at the age of 15 and have rarely set foot into movie theaters ever since.

I wasn't black so my parents would have beaten the shit out of me for even thinking about it.

>>84667065
why are subhumans always so proud of how hard their parents beat them?

>>84667069
never said I was proud, just that if they thought I was doing that kind of stuff my father would taken a belt to my ass 100%. They kept me on a tight leash and knew where I was 100% of the time even in my latter teenage years.

>>84667069
You can always tell the antisocial brats by the their undisciplined shrieking to mentions of basic discipline. Being pampered made you an unhinged psychotic brat.

>>84666626
I once got caught sneaking food inside your mom, she asked for more looking up at me.

>>84666626
I regularly sneak beers into movie theaters. My hoodie has big inside pockets, you can split and stick an entire six pack between the two sides. Sometimes I'll bring some cracker jacks too

>>84666626
My mom and I would regularly buy Rasinets at Walgreens and then sneak them in because for some reason they didn't sell Rasinets at the theater.
Never got caught.

>>84666626
Wha...it can't be...Robert is that you?
How the hell are ya old buddy old pal?

>Did /r9k/ ever get caught sneaking into a movie or got into trouble for bringing outside food?
It's an urban myth that outside food is not allowed.