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Write the letter that you wanted to pen but never sent.
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>>84670568
Dear (You),

nyiiggerrrr

- (Me)
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H,
I hope all is well with the family, and no more tricksy trapsies are being laid by the littles. I know how that can be. Have a resplendent day, and shine bright. Their envy is not your cross to bear. Thank you for reminding me of all this and knowing I say it to affirm the lessons in myself, not to imply I know better than you.
All my gratitude and best wishes. You gave us grace even when Heaven had turned away from so many of us. I speak for myself, but I walk forward for and with my Loved ones and Beloved.
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Well, I'm almost done drilling my studies. There's an aptitude test for a Union I've been dying to join. The moment I pass is when I have an interview, turn my portfolio of my current facility in, and never look back.

When I'm there, I don't ever want to see my current coworkers again. However, I admit I'm pissed, and it's been boiling over lately, and I think people can feel me going from high vibe to low vibe. See, I kept my spirits high until it just seemed evident the place was never going to open. My boss is an idiotic beta orbiter, all my coworkers are women, and I'm the lowest paid out here. Everyone else has full time slots, I'm stuck with part time. There's other drama but it's pretty useless to bring it up.

I hate to disappoint the lady that wanted me to get lost in the forest with her, but at the end of the day, I have to focus on my own life, and build my shit up. Besides, it seems like she has plenty going on in her life anyway, and plenty of people to be with. I'm not wasting time for someone with so much already.

It's going to be a miserable 5 years, but once I hit up Journeyman level, shit's cleared forever. I get perfect schedules, I make enough money to mortgage a house, everything is cleared for me to live the rest of my life until 25 years later, where I'll retire.

I've considered having a family of my own, but the dating pool is so fucking tainted, I worry about who my children would be mothered by. All the more reason to focus on myself, like I should've been.

I will admit the test has made me anxious as hell.
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Meet me in the forest, this Saturday, where we first met, midnight
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>>84670743
Sweet letter, but he should hit you again for not sending it direct
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I'm sorry for not being enough to heal you.
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don't be the type of person who holds things against yourself that are out of your control.
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Only you can prevent forest fires
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Nobody has ever hit me lmao they'd be dead before the swing could land
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Wow, so badass, you have a gun, that's so crazy and epic.
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Tiffany blue, thas mi shadow reg rucaaaa, babey
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https://voca.ro/1iOgtqVlYZ67
ITZ FUGGEN LIIIIIIITTTTT
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You're the one who makes me sick and all of the things I can't reciprocate are due to the fact you put me last in all of your decisions. If you talked to me about it beforehand we would have been good, but now I can hardly reciprocate the fact that I'm not going to be the one you called your favorite. I cared about you every time I said I cared I really meant it, you were so awesome and I really enjoyed spending time with you even though we were both going through some rough times in our own lives. Sorry I just couldn't be a better person for you, I know how much you hated being with me even before valentine's I knew that we were drifting apart, remember when you called me to see what was going on and I said I was on my way and you said that you were sick, and then we got in that fight because you weren't actually sick you just didn't want to see me, I kinda died when you said that and I know I'm not supposed to dwell on stuff like that I know I'm not a victim but I felt super shut out and I didn't really know how to respond to that so I cried and made the decision to cheat on you because even though I told myself I wouldn't cheat after you cheated on me I just felt like you had already formed that connection with someone else and I just felt so badly that I would never be able to find someone who would treat me the way that you did after all of the shit that we went through together. Even before you found out I knew you hated me when we took that selfie and I caught you rolling your eyes in the tiktok and I was just over it at that point. I'm sorry I couldn't be what you wanted I'm happy with my new partner, sorry I can't tell you who it is, I hope you never figure it out honestly, it would just make everything worse, not, it's not who you think it is.
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>>84672121
Realistically they'd hit you. More than likely multiple times. Incapacitating you before you could draw if they're effective. You're not going to draw a gun quick enough or pre-emptively if someone is near you. Do you hold up people in a line at the grocery check out because they're 4 feet behind you? What about while actively shopping and walking around someone in an aisle? On the street? In a resturaunt? Do you keep your gun drawn at all times? Pointed at every person within ten feet of you? Of course not. You wouldn't be quick enough to draw, flawlessly might I add, and fire enough shots at someone in that amount of time if they decide to attack you for some random reason.

People do not always broadcast their plans. There are tells. If you're alert 100% of the time. Which no one is. But that's only sometimes. As in some people might be nice enough to broadcast they're mentally unwell, and mean you harm. Others not so much. Given you've never been in a fight based off of the "no one has hit me" comment you don't really know what it's like. Sometimes you have to fend someone off to get some ground/space before you can draw. Let alone get a good shot at them. That's if it's enough to stop them immediatetly. Smaller calibers might take 2-4 shots before they take someone down. Assuming they're not gorked out on something.
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>>84672422
Yo, who's breastfeeding in public? She got both them out for everyone to see or she just hiding one?
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I didn't expect discordniggers to arrive at this hour. Summer really has begun.
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You're so focused on being perfect that you completely fail to act due to your fear of failure. You put yourself in these endless cycles of self-sabotage and set yourself up for failure time and time again. I wish you could take a step back and see things as they really are rather than this fatalistic reality you've created for yourself. You're so capable of being more than what you've assigned yourself to. If not my hand, please take someone's and allow yourself to be saved from drowning. It doesn't have to be like this. You can have a good and happy life. You deserve a good and happy life.
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>>84672491
it's more effective to report the spamming than it is to just post complaining about it
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>>84672422
Fair enough. Just didn't want my little buddy to get hurt.
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DEAR TROY
STOP FARTING IN CLASS
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>>84670568
>when to heat when to ice
I learned the hard way not to ice cartilage injuries. Apparently it stiffens the thing up which encourages more tears to occur when you move the dang thing. So to any anons reading, please reconsider icing your unc joints. I know I was not the reason you shared that clip, but it was super helpful to me during a time I needed it coincidentally and maybe I could follow your lead and also be coincidentally helpful to people even to those whom I don't know that are in need of it, coincidentally.

The world is strangely, providentially filled with so many beautiful cohencedences that I am almost moved to tears. I say almost because nowadays I can only really produce tears when shampoo gets in my eyes.
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>>84673709
Thank you, old man, for your wisdom.
I refuse to believe you're over 40, but it sounds like you hit that point.

What other gems do you have to deliver for the young people that haven't had a true hangover yet?
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>>84671054
I am always there, I shall appear when and whence you perform the secret owl noise call.
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>>84673788
I am spiritually over 9000 and my gemmiest piece of knowledge is that Head and Shoulders does not work on dandruff. I said my peace.
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>>84673836
You're not her, original comment
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Hahaha these letter threads are so funny, bring on the porn tranny again!
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>>84674511
If you aren't going to write a letter, don't bother posting. No one cares about your irrelevant clownworld bullshit.
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Let's go see backrooms movie bebg.
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I'm procrastinating and it's gotten to the point that my body hurts like I have the flu. Avoided messaging 3 people today. Put phone on airplane and am just clicking on videos to not think so much right noww
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>>84673964
I am her, him, zhe, zhim sala bim. The forest is many and also one. Calleth upon me and we will come.
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>>84672675
I would like that very much
*extends my strong hand for you to grab on*
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I don't want to see a movie with you. I don't want to hang out again. I prefer friends that are closer to my age. Also it was insane to go for a bike ride with you, but idk I was bored and lonely enough. Stop thinking about me. Develop some goals or anything and think about that stuff instead.
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Balatro on the switch looks like a blurry mess. That's up with that.
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yknow, at the end of the day you really are all the same. she was an embarassing whore, you turned out to be a cheat, and the next one turned out to be an embarassing cheating whore.
at the end of the day none of you really have the capacity to stick by someone
I shouldn't have contacted you again
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B
Youre a big guy
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I'm no Mike. And if I were, you'd be no Maria of mine.
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>>84673886
>Head and Shoulders does not work on dandruff
Didn't do shit for me either.
Sebamed anti-dandruff works for me. They make two variants, one for oily scalp and one for dry scalp. I used to have crazy dandruff as a kid - again, another issue caused by growing up poor.
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>>84677006
Mike and Maria, has a nice ring to it. Like Mario and Luigi
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The stalking by the locals is intensifying. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!?!?!
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Alolagize? To the Alolan goy?
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there's a hole that i cant fill and nothing will fix what's in my headd
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i have a feeling like i need to let out a big sigh and it'll all turn out o.k. but i cant do it idk
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https://youtu.be/xHEe8-F7YjM
Much Love
Ei No
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>>84676745
Yet I've been here for my m over everything else. It's her response now .

>>84677383
Fixing a hole where the rain gets in keeps my mind from wondering where it will go

>>84677386
Same. I much miss her in the difference
-sun
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I've met so many men and honestly it's like they're all the same. My appetite for love is now my hunger pain. Who will comfort me? My only problem is your insecurities.
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https://youtu.be/-BTjgtTLCF0
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>>84677715
That's why it always comes back to the first when everything mattered. I know despite years she still daydreams of me, of us
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um, comfort yourself sweetie. that's not very strong and progressive of you.
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Male brains and females brains are built differently, It's not what you are into but how you process it which is fundamentally different which is why I will never be a tranny and anybody who tries to accuse me of such is just as retarded as the dudes who try to force people to accept their delusions.

You can call me a femboy if you insist, but I've had sex with multiple self-proclaimed tomboys and I seem to be their type. So fuck you and your woke nonsense, no fucking matter what I do people will attempt to humiliate me as if I don't get their perspective.

You want to know the REAL problem? We demonize men for finding stuff cute, that is a HUGE mistake. Watch Anime and let the healing begin.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=FTti9tG8YKE&t=58m40s
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I do miss you, but you're such an unrepentant piece of shit that I'm not going to do it to myself anymore. Take care.
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my life is astlibra but i don't get the tortured time travelling mind fuck girlfriend and i'm not a divinely ordained superhumanly powerful cool hero that saves the world i'm just a fat retard doomed to repeat the same drudgery forever because i keep forgetting to escape samsara
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>>84678368
Ight did he cheat on you with another discord boyfriend? Or did he say a mean thing on the Twitter?
What do you mean, you're doing it to yourself?

Or you just mean the butt dildo you rode on got too sharp this time?
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>>84678126
Im prob not your person but I like comfort and care. Saying do it yourself is when I block. I only care about together.
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>>84678368
Say directly or don't say at all
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>>84678485
The letter isn't addressed to you. Your commentary was not requested. This is not an advice thread.
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Surely not addressed to me. I have been very behaved todaye.
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84678776
You're new here, but since you keep policing this thread, it's rule breaking to impersonate staff.
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>>84678862
I'm not new. Make a separate thread for your discord drama and shit flinging. There are enough of you to support whatever banter thread you would like to have. This is a thread for writing letters.
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To you
Sorry im pathetic sometimes, but im your pathetic ..

Me
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>faggot retard still screeching about muh discord drama boogeymen all day long
Lol never change. I'm sure you'll convince them someday!
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I wish I presented myself in a more welcoming way. We were never friends, but I enjoyed those short moments we had whenever you'd walk up and talk to me, even if it was never sincere and I was always the punchline. It's very hard for me to put myself out there in the crowd due to shit in the past, and on top of that I'm a social retard. I become more of a weirdo once I tried being someone that I wasn't. Even if I didn't laugh at your jokes, I still appreciated them and they were better and smoother than any of mine. I hope you're doing well, and I wish good things for you.
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Everything is fucked and that's not okay
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>>84678368
>unrepentant
Did you tell that person to "repent, sinner"? Are you a priest?
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I don't understand, if nothing I do will even matter, then why the hell am I stressing about it? With only two years left, shouldn't I spend every last moment trying to be happy?
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>>84678692
lol @ taking me seriously
>>84678856
kys :p
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Back off buddy. You're taking this way to seriously, like a fucking sperg. I'll be here waiting when you're ready to take it down a notch and stop tryharding like a squeaky dorkvision nerd.
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GOD FUCKING WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS LIFE??
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sweating profusely as your fat faggot fingers slide their way greasily across the keys
you dig into the cheetos bag and the greasy crust fist returns directly back into your own anus
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I wish that I go to sleep and never wake up. Wouldn't that be nice. JK, not really. I want to die
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I'm a failure as a human, and if God really exists, He should put me out of my misery
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You tell me that you love me so. You tell me that you care. But when I need you, baby, baby you're never there.
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you exclaim in shock as your mother enters the room, your arm caked to the elbow in cheetos dust and shpasta
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You keep making shit up about us being friends. We have never been friends. You are lying. You think you are clever with the larps, you are not. Only clearly manipulative and a shit person

There is no truth and you don't actually give advice,. Only you saying shit to make me do or feel some way.

I take what you say and judge you. I'm happy you are being cut out of my life.


The ring goes in the toilet with shit and flushed
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Sometimes, I feel like they want me to kill myself
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Where's minimod when you need him now? Lol
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>>84680605
English yours good. Big good.
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Really? Replacing the vanilla bean ice cream with Turkey Hill brand? I'm going to kill you fucking retards.
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This life ain't
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WORTH LIVIIIIINNG
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Are you retarded or something? I said to kill your self.
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Full retard for (You) definitelybeammm me up Spoony
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I'm such an unlovable kill joy faggot and there's nothing I can do about it.
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Can't reach out, so ashamed of my lot in life
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I have a structured settlement and need cash now
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What happened here would of been nice to experience together. Someday I will share it with you and you will understand. Your realization won't feel good with all our time lost but everything will be the way it should of been and you will know what being happy feels like.
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please don't put me in jail again please ;-(
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KILL THE SELF.
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>>84681672
you're probably more lovable than you think
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I think i fucked up so I want to get this out of the way. i really like you
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i saw my ex alone at the park
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I wish i had never added anyone from here.
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>>84682111
From sun btw
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Propaganda ? Why don you let me prop a gander at dem titties
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You want me to send you an internet bf care package for your birthday this year? I have no idea what will be able to make it through customs.
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>>84683129
You can send me dem titties
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>>84670568
E
I am butchering your creation. Forgive me but it must be done.
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>>84683175
Abortion letter is a tough one desu
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>>84683158
I need to keep my kitty titties. What else would you like?
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c is trying to frame me as making threads again
>>>/b/949738836

Fucking pathetic
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>xhe browses /b/
see the sissy hypno is working
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Cry me a river
So I can float over to you
The bearer to deliver the news
I'm over the moon
And underfoot
All these elixirs would be moot
'Cause if we knew where we belong
There'd be no doubt where we're from
But as it stands, we don't have a clue
Especially me, and probably you

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zqceqFj-B2M&si=w_ZwPZ6bx4HyB5-F

-sun
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yea never do poetry again yikes
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>>84683175
No, nothing like that. The babby will just be redesigned a wee bit for improved aerodynamics.
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>>84683476
Uncultured swine does not deserve to be shared beauty. Avert your eyes and shut your mouth.
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your poetry is just garbage, sorry
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>>84683491
Not poetry. You are just retarded and don't have good taste. Go chase and bother someone else
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>>84683246
>>84683479
This is for you *does the Garret dance from #MakeHerDay*
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>>84683497
Oh no I meant this guy>>84683221
Badly in need of sleep ~_~
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I don't think about you like that.
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Nastia,
Why didnt you argue? Why didnt you stop me?
Yours truly,
Ben
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>>84683175
There! It ain't looking to bad. I hope you understand this decision E.
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R/S
Even after all these years, im still here
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>>84683784
Kek. I wrote this exact letter before.
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>>84683784
Say wallahi bro
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>>84683511
Me too. Been up for 2 nights. In some kind of mood.
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>>84683796
You cant unwrite your crackhead uncle though
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>>84683812
I don't have a crackhead uncle.
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>>84683821
Oh.
Well then you arent who I wrote the letter for.
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She called said something that bothered me, red flag shit. This is the 3rd conversation that this has happened. I just didnt say anything back. She might of just been saying it to try to make me jealous. Then she started doing the moaning, I'm horny touching. I just am not in the mood. She said she will have to use porn, which I really don't care. I just didn't want to be on the phone after red flag shit.
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She will prob call tomorrow. Its just that I don't really feel like there is anything to work out. Sex shit is nice but I need more than that and there are things that kill how I feel. If I bring it up then suddenly it's a discussion and after that many red flags with that same specific thing then there's not a good reason that just fixes it and makes it more of a deep seated thing that I just am not interested in being around.
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All in all I think I'll just consider hitting grindr as usual. This is a waste of time.
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Well if we're sharing some poetry. Here's something. More conversational than conventional poetry

Tourist

He was a dabbling dilettante
And for that, he was loved
He amused all with his remarks
And kept his hands gloved

He came to the shop yesterday
Tried imitating the clerk
Some half considered taking him in
But knew it'd never work

For though he speaks our tongue
There's too much gaze in his looks
His point ever the tangent
As if skipping through books

I met him once as he passed by
Asked him for stories he'd like to share
To where he was from, he paused and said
"A little place called nowhere"
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On the first part of the journey
I was lookin' at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound

After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was lookin' at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead

After nine days, I let the horse run free
'Cause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with its life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love

You see, I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert, you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=8JSWUFdjoHU&si=FCU4Mc9jVSabtrJM

I'm on my way back home
-sun
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>>84682979
me too. they were all the same exact person in the end. i regret that i made them feel special
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>>84682979
>>84684173
I dont regret it, I do wish I had learnt more about them before saying anything to them and or investing my time in them.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qXB7ulP8GDY&pp=ygUXZml4IGl0IHVwIHBldGUgYmVybmhhcmQ%3D
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https://youtu.be/BYE4CVhVkhw
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Progesterone is government bro
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Misaki's busy lil sis you'll have to main Lain
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This fuckin sucks
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=AwQEh_GeesM&t=1796s
LILI
LOVE
LUCY
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you consented to being my HUSBAND fumbleahhhh
RS your last name is literally Her Epoch imma GUT you stg :sob:
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I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore
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>>84682505
So what a girl can't enjoy the river in peace goddamn
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https://youtube.com/shorts/E0fwGbgLC6s
Like this. Jus a lil pressure on the sides, no trachea crushin or nuthin'
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I just thought of something really funny: the fact is, I'm probably going to die a virgin. On one hand, I think I'm a hideous creature who shouldn't have sex, and on the other hand, I don't want to die virgin.
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For my life sucks ass
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Eosphorus,

DnD rematch?
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Retvrning that favor I called in, duckielad
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Lmfao, day 2 and minimod bitched out like a faggot.
I'm so glad it learned its place.
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>>84670568
I tried to warn you J-igga!
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>>84688080
Jigga please, you don't gotta warn me, my dumbass be playing all day
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ah man the guy who stole coke from his girlstealer to finally make Lilith feel something more than a tickle found my tt

gum THIS
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but yeah doing that to someone('s genitals) is against like a lot of laws like natural and slogmatic
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Oh. *I* was under the impression saying horrible things about people we love was on the table. "All's fake in News and War" or something like that. As long as it's to bait people who deserve it. Right, Soldataharvesters?
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>>84688080
>>84688095
fine be that way, more PAWGs for me
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>>84688141
Who TF is you?
You one of them filthy Moolies? Smdh
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>>84688152
few carry the title of Jigga, I be one of them.
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>>84688095
You was pining and pinning shit bromalam
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yung jiggy nig
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>>84688441
Few carry the curse of being black and Jewish, the rare Jigga is not just a myth
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everybody in the house gettin jiggy in the house gettin jiggy in the house gettin jiggy
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>>84688682
Oh I thought it was niggas with names that started with J.
Because J is such a damn common initial in these threads.
Because either J is insufferable or hot, no in between.
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My friends have good enough eyesight to have crossed the bridge long before it was needed to light the way. Now I'm water unto theirs.
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>>84689415
Wow thats surprisingly deep, I guess sometimes it do be like that
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>>84689291
Jiggas like us cant have peace. I walk with the brand
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JIGGERS REPRESENT.
FUCK THEM MOLOS, MAN
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>>84670568
Very cool stream tonite brehs.
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>tfw Jew genes cancel out BBC genes
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I just made really good cherry bread. It has cinnamon and maple syrup and some dried dates with pecans mixed in. It smells really good and life is good.

K
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>>84679552
You matter to me babby grill <3
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Jacob from fazolis,
Thank you for the sodies. I hope you have a wonderful night.
t. Tard wrangling woman
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Left my phone off today so I didn't have to see any texts.
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E
So this is how it is, Jigga
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>>84670568
You really suck. Sometimes, I still have a mixture of lust and love for you, but I know its not meant to be. I'm going to go out and experience the world one day.
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>>84670568
Please let tomorrow be a better day please let tomorrow be a better day Please let tomorrow be a better day please let tomorrow be a better day Please let tomorrow be a better day please let tomorrow be a better day Please let tomorrow be a better day please let tomorrow be a better day
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Youre pathetic. She doesnt care about you. She was so sweet to you and you betrayed her for not doing everything you wanted. She owes you nothing. You expect to much from her. She already gave you so much love. Why cant you be happy with that? Why are you so greedy? Why do you need more?
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>>84693752
Why are you such a psychopathic faggot?
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There's things I want to post here. Things I want to say but I'm afraid. It's nothing important so don't worry about it.
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Ayy fuhgeddaboudit! But dont fuhgeddaboudme <3
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>>84693650
If m to m, then yes it is meant to be.
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>>84690965
Meh. Her transparent way of rage-baiting the viewers by playing extra retarded was so infuriating to witness in that vod.
The picture goes in the empty space at her grave and the guy at the door clearly wanted that stinky sock. Watching her trying ALL items BUT the ONE caused a deep distress and she fucking knows it. It's like going to a person with OCD or the tism and messing with the order in which their colored pencils are arranged and then saying "oops" while pretending to not doing it on fucking purpose, sporting an angelic, innocent face.
I missed the stream since I didn't see the notification on my phone and was already tired from marathoning my KCD2 run. Hardcore mode is like a completely different experience since it forces players to learn to navigate without maps.
I used to hate crossbows since regular bows are superior for daytime battle but crossbows totally slap in slower paced, nighttime stealth engagements.
It kind of sucks how they have toned down the frequency of random encounters. I used to get my ass kicked quite a bit in the first couple of hours but this time was pretty tame, even playing in hardcore mode. I guess playing a stealth oriented archer this time around helps.
Bandits running around with torches is like WW2 soldiers smoking a fag at night, basically saying "headshot, pweese!"
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>>84693752
She betrayed Spider Noir bro what are you talking about
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If betrayal I won't give you any of my time , energy, the life of your dreams.

If so You lose because I won't accept betrayal

Promises kept
I come first. We come first.
Sun
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>heh... no it's nothing important I just won't post about it...
>you're pathetic
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>>84694733
It's one thing to use a Jigga. It's another to keep him on the hook.
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>>84694125
>>84694733
Nic cage's accent in this just cracks me up so much
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How in the FUCK was *I* the one to get the flat tire??????
Is this a fucking joke????

My neighbor patched it for free so whatever, lesson learned I guess and at no cost so whatev
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Okay okay I'll call off the manifestation dogs before I get lemon pepper in mine own eye
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>>84689291
As a J I can confirm, I am insufferable.
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>>84695703
Diamond dogs and Queen Chryssie already a pact, classm8

AGCpheromones.jpg
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Mike,
I apologize for the ways and times I've went off on you and tried to justify as championing the concept of True Love.
Thank you for all you've taught me.
I hope your Union comes demontime but Godspeed iykwim. Lol
C's big sis
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Manifesting she misplaces her favorite shoes and can only find one of the pair when she wants to go out lmao

(we won't stop, realistically...)
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Already gave them to muh fav planeswalker Jules like do you really not remember how loudly we tiptoe?? Thas why the return to senders gonna make you make your Meeter

I got tai chi slides and Chark Shanklas now
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Actually toe knives WOULD be cooler than unicorn horn hmmm. I will have to consult with that guy with Ray's voice whose 6 I got and eternally pray to keep gotted
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https://voca.ro/1gD7MjwkXmQe
Get On The Floor
Everybody Talk To Infowars
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>>84697097
I don't want you to marry anyone else though.
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@84693752
>She doesn't care about you
Oh ok
>She was so sweet to you and you betrayed her!
But I thought she didn't care.
>WHY ARE YOU SO GREEDY???
I don't remember asking.
>You're pathetic
Ok.
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A
I dont get why you turned on me so suddenly, we wouldve been great together.
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>tfw had your entire life ruined just becuase some retarded whore told people to stalk you
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Sorry I didn't know a dohka mole would FIGURATIVELY kill you, smiteweight!
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>>84684035
Brokeback Mountain starring Mike and Colton
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holy torah shiitrashe-mushroom really does post of herself here

>Yahoo answers become mermaid fairy spells
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You know what? I finally get it, it took me long enough. You're in prison just like I am and you take it out on the world manipulating on your gay discord servers because it's the most control over your life you ever get.
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>>84690965
Watching Rose discuss her auntie joints on stream was definitely not on my 2026 bingo card. Might try out some cannibal rides for my lumbago, thank you Rose for the tip.
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Dear L,

been a while since I thought of you. It's finally gotten easier after 10 years. Hope your life is good.
Dunno if you ever think about me. I just wanna know if I ever had a chance with you, if I would've approached you before you met your husband. Not like you'll ever read this and the closure wouldn't change that my life is a mess with no direction.

Yours

N
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>>84670568
Dear mom
que asi agarraras a Boris.
Talvez no estaria commiendo mierda...
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I wanna try a fat hoe
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I hate feeling this way. I hate what I become when you're around. It's so fucking stupid, I just want to go back to how things were. Having feelings for you has been the single most humiliating moment in my life and I wish it was over. I refuse to uproot my life for a man. You do these little things that always makes me question everything and I know it's just me looking for any thing to stay hooked because realistically I know you probably just like the attention I give and it just really sucks. Despite life already giving me so many other more important things to do I keep distracting myself and putting my life on hold for the mere prospect of getting to spend time with you and I earnestly hate myself for it
I wish I was stronger but I'm just so tired, I just want to curl in a ball and cry and I don't know what to do. I'm sorry.
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i don't want to meet up with you again
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Brutal truth rejection
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>>84700738
You are more strong than you let on. Every one of your move was carefully measured and purposeful. You played my Jigga Spider Noir very well.
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>>84700738
It's gonna be over soon. You won't see me again by the time I win.
I don't know what you're doing anymore, but I'm going back to myself.
Figure out what you want, because I'm not staying here any longer.
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>>84701123
jigga pls the whole thang started started cos she hired the wrong guy
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Lightfromeyes pact?
With The AVATAR?
Nosajthing.
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I wish we had a distinct schizo detainment thread or flagging system to easily ignore schizo posters. Ai has made so much worse these past couple years
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You're literally in it right now
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Pull the trigger next time you worthless whore.
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My worthless whore can pull the trigger next time too. But first one last fuck before she pulls it. One for the road, ya know?
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>>84701502
>distinct schizo detainment thread
This is literally the point of letter threads
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Firsttime for the nevertimes
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>>84701999
You can say that but imagine if little autist-lites like you were made to live and interact with full on downies daily.
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>>84696992
Words are appreciated, actions in line with those words are respected
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Metroid prime 4 beyond is pretty good. Only annoyance so far is how linear and disconnected the map design is so going back to get upgrades after getting gun parts is found to be super annoying. At least after every platforming section you unlock a quick lift to assist in traversal. Because the levels are so linear the map screen goes along x axis for ages so telling where they upgrades are is bothersome. Still hate how scanning in every single room breaks up the gameplay. You'd think they would of figured out by now no one likes scanning. I wonder if they use that to pad game time. Game is about twice as long if you scan things.
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>>84678282
Yeah, I really don't get why R. dislikes cute animals. I guess she's either jealous of them since part of her own appeal is cuteness but it's still a bit odd. Is this maybe cuteness-aggression? I accept her being a bit odd tho. Her calling me a "fag" for liking images of cute animals is still very odd.
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>>84702790
>I wonder if they use that to pad game time
Probably to fool the stupid shareholders who don't care at all about good games that respect the time of gamers. I like KCD2 but all these unskippable, long walks to pad gaming time is infuriating.
The absolute WORST part of KCD2 is the long story section before transitioning to the Kuttenberg map. I usually just blast through that slog in one sitting to finally get to the enjoyable part, which is roaming the map without a destination - discovering bandit camps by chance and listen in on opponent's conversations before I snipe them with my crossbow. The increased zooming boost one gets from drinking Henry's Archery-Potions is insane.
Anyway, one game design error which is all too common is to let players "choose your playstyle" and then force them into boss-fights that does not work with their character's skill-set at all. DXHR pre-director's cut was so bad in that aspect but at least provided a "skip boss fight" button by providing the typhoon-mod to let players get to the fun parts quickly.
KCD2 is still immensely enjoyable with pretty competent writing and many humorous bits here and there but man, why does every character talk so slow? I wish games would provide a switch to set the talking speed so people don't all sound like mentally challenged. The cook in the first camp was especially bad. Probably another trick to up player-time a bit to suck the cocks of the shareholders that don't know shit about good games and couldn't care less either.
I've decided to skip Zero Parades for now as it seems to be buggy and still RAW.
>slamming undercooked, COLD dish onto the kitchen counter using my bare hand: It's FOoooooKING RAAAAAWwwww!
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>>84703101
I was hearing so much about KCD2 being woke/homosexual that one NPC encounter in Nebakov made me feel uneasy. There's a villager that comes up to the player, telling him that he needs to "collect wood" and that he should follow him into the forest, being all whispery and weird and I thought I had accidentally chosen some "woke" dialogue option that shows players homosexual content, lel. The walk into the forest felt like an eternity, causing psychological anguish.
The evil writers knew EXACTLY what they were doing, pretty sure.
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Nothing I could say could make it right. I hope she finds you soon and you have all that you both need.
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That sock you so conveniently "forgot" to clean up before the stream is better not advertisement for your "stinky sock" side-hussle of yours to exploit lonely males that are isolated and weird and developed some weird interest in feet! I know times are tough but please, don't do this!
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>>84703238
You're everything that's right in this world babe, you don't have to say no nothin. And please call off the hitwoman.
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>>84703101
I have not played kingdom come. I agree about setting talk speed. I watch YouTube at 1.65 and when I go to watch a movie on Netflix it's a slog to get through it. Better to pirate and set playback speed that way. Can't set as high as YouTube because the sound algorithm for pitch correction is not nearly as good.
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Turns out you are supposed to mark in the map where you are upgrades you can't get to at the time so they are trackable. I don't remember the game saying to do this. Fug
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>>84703721
Stop ruining your brain with instant/accelerated gratification. You are programming a detrimental flaw wighin yourself that you will come to deeply regret.
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You lowkey killed my love for you by treating me like that in one of my darkest hours. Now I just want to cheat.
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>>84705866
You were going to cheat, regardless. You were merely looking for an excuse.
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>>84705957
I deserve to be treated better right now I miss the flings I cut off for this relationship
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>>84705850
Experiencing 65% more content in my life view time. I'm not going to run out of content. Just experience more in the time I already spend doing it.
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>>84706177
You are crippling your brain and intentionally rewiring your reward response to something that reality can't be replicated in reality. Your inability to see the future consequences of doing this is honestly troubling.
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>>84706233
I've been doing this for years and not had any issues.
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>>84706340
You are unable to watch movies and have to torrent them so you can alter them to be rewarding for you. You don't seem capable of grasping how this has subtle ripple effects to your attention span and your life at large.
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I'm always scared that to message people because I've been randomly ghosted so many times. There's a fear that when I send the message I'll get a notification saying I'm blocked or longer friends with the recipient.
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'Member Passionflowerposter?

Roomembers.
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Man, I want someone to kill me. Like a quick headshot
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FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE. This is it, it's fucking over I have no idea what to do. I'm just fucked
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Ehh, maybe everything might be okay.
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>>84703721
KCD is definitely a game for immersive games enthusiasts but it can be a bit grindy (preparing potions, getting skill-levels up to acceptable levels) as Henry sucks at everything at the beginning, especially in KCD1.
I would kind of love a game similar to KCD but without the experience grinding part, so a purely skill/gear-based combat to get rid of some of the tedium. I had a blast in Chivalry back when it was popular. It was pretty hard to land headshots as an archer class but man, it was so satisfying to make a knight mad for getting finished off by a pesky archer, lel. The player-base was kind of sweaty so I died a lot but this game was still a fun game.
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>>84706783
>>84706966
Are you the same anon?
Everything is mostly meh or terrible but that's OK as it makes the good parts stand out more, right? Life's like a packet of trail-mix. You might get a piece of chokky sometimes but some times a raisin has to do.
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>>84707064
>Are you the same anon?
yes.
>>84707064
>Life's like a packet of trail-mix. You might get a piece of chokky sometimes but some times a raisin has to do.
I guess
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>raisin
uooghh dwy gwapes
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THE EGG CAME FIRST CHICKENS DON'T REAL THE EGG CAME FIRST THE EGG CAME FIRST THE
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Runaway like you always do
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discord tranny years long tantrum
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For someone with good intentions I sure do hurt the ones I care about the most. Mb
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Rather be an interdisciplinary Runner than have deadfvm.
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I feel like death threats signal my most moral intentions. Especially when it comes to you beautiful people. ^^

>rather project my own cowardice and slink away
I'm aware how much of a nerdy faggot you are.
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I am going to lay on your chest while you sleep. Unless you are awake already. Then I will continue to sit on you.
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>>84708858
At me if you think you know who the fuck you're talking to, lilboi.

I'm mourning. Try me.
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In my book, it takes bravery to admit your fears, and cowardice to belittle people for shit you have no worldly or Empyrean comprehension of. Get bent, rusty cog. Hogging all the love, peace, and hair grease. Your neighbors think of you with fond regard only because they don't know what sides of yourself you willfully impose upon grieving peoples in need.
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>>84670568
N.
i still hate you after all these years, when i heard about your suicide attempt i was over the moon, did you know even your friends made fun of your pathetic attempt?, normally id feel bad but i still have the physical scars you gave me which remind me of what a cunt you are, am so happy that you finally are getting karma
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>>84708982
Does it matter? You're fake as fuck.
>>84709017
>love, peace
Take your meds.
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agh oooh im yearninggggg
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>>84709017
>mistreat seed
>plant remembers
Cry me a river of your crocodile tears. Just like the old man did when he'd realized that he's lost his family by not giving a shit for years.
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>Self-justification of an opinion that only matters to other abusive/toxic/enabling parties
>Low hanging fruit
Find God.
*poot*
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84709249
>the biggest projection ever recorded in the history of man just dropped
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Grenana grenana non so lanna
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that curb is dangerous
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My littlest halfie laugh assie with me at this schizzed out "It's another" episode and that's more than enough. You ain't gang so send evisceration posthaste. It makes me harder in the painttanxx leagues
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That's code for my penis. Wang Gang 4 lyfe. I dem weenie boys, i pull up
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NOT THE GRENADINE!
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D,

i hope you'll sleep well today! i love you!

yours forever,
A
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>>84706366
I am able to watch them. I go to the theater all the time. I prefer the faster pace. Similar to how one prefers carbonated water vs flat water.
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oh sweet nectar
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auuurgh mrango
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Get better taste in porn and gore, spammer.
Criminey. You got the whole club somuchhating.
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I shouldnt have contacted you
I shouldnt have bothered with any of you
cheap useless whores only good for sex, as are most women i talk to. you only seem to value men when they dont value you
I hope all three of you suffer and realize finally that you arent truly loved, but when is there ever any justice in this world?
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E
The shamokin box is done! WEEEEEEEEEE
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>>84709505
Initials? Super Original Comment
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Now lets all make him crash the car
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I'm sorry M, I kinda regret unadding you right now, but don't know how to come back or if you want my flaky ass around
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Bazinjigga
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Great, now I kinda want to play your anorexic ass cause you're pretty cute
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>>84713326
This should read "plap"
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Hung by a thread and witnessed the collapse. Felt nothing. Tried to express some of what I thought I would have wanted too. But couldn't even complete the motions.

We met in a cafe or restaurant to talk. I suppose it was our idea of finding some semblance of closure. It was your idea I believe, and I accepted. But I couldn't understand you. You were mental. Wild. Not at all like how I remembered the person you never were. The person I wanted you to be. The one that I loved. Uncharacteristic of past air, the hard feelings were gone from both ends. One last chance to not be at each other's throats. At least we got that much right, but I guess it's easier done than said while in the depths of a slumbering mind. The big thing for me was that I realized I didn't want you anymore. I wouldn't be hoping against myself you'd return some day. That holding on part of me was gone, removed in small chips by the sculptor's hand.

I don't, and likely won't, remember exactly why I came here. Or even when. But I think I'll remember why I left. It feels too far way.

Silly them forgot to remember they too didn't fit in. Three more now, and now less. Silly them then too feels not as silly now yes, and feels now for a fit less and less. It seems he lost the need and gained just the same.
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>>84670568
A,
I found you exhausting the last couple months and would yearn for time to myself that you never gave me. Sometimes I would pretend to fall asleep early just to get some time to do things I wanted to do. It started feeling like a chore of telling you to do basic adult responsibilities like taking your pills every day and I felt less like your boyfriend and more like your father. I probably would have forgiven you for what you did in any other circumstance but in all honesty I was looking for an excuse to get out of our relationship. I do genuinely hope you get help for your problems though.
-C
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>You're such an annoying worthless retard and now you're just an absolute fucking burden to take anywhere.
>How about instead of imposing you just drop fucking dead already?
Yeah, that's cool.
It just now hit me that we don't even know if the abortion that rendered her sterile was your child or the drug dealing convicted pedophile she was fucking around with behind your back.
Like did she know you'd eventually find out it wasn't yours and wanted to avoid that or was it yours and the drug dealing convicted pedophile she was a lot more honest with wanted it dead?
Do you fucking understand yet why I have a bit of a problem recognizing the things you slam your dick into as people?
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>>84677571
>Ei No
YOURE AN ALL STAR
GET YOUR GAME ON GO PLAY
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i can only play a couple songs
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The Moon only has eyes for the Sun

Faith in each other over all else.

That empty space, the part of each other where we reside,missing in everything and everywhere, our minds looks for each other in that silence.

To be each other's, aching for our moments, dwelling in daydreams of home.
So fucking full. Complete.
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You have to let her go
That other man can make her happy
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>>84712345
ughg I'm an M and someone unadded two of my accounts the other day and fsadfuasdu I wish he'd add me back :/
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>>84714901
That won't happen. We will have our promises with each other.
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Wow such selfish trash
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Selfish for each other. As it's always been. Sun and moon. Us over all else
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The sun and the moon are never together. Also, why does the sun hate white people but the moon doesn't? The sun might be kind of an asshole. We should seed the clouds with aerosolized chemicals so less of its rays get to Earth.
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>>84715224
She understands and knows me. Words are symbolic of how we feel.
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>>84715244
Yeah okay but fuck the two of yas, how bout that? And fuck the sun especially. The moon's alright though.
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>>84715385
I'd fuck the moon until it's covered in cum and it craters without remembering my flavor.
Mmm she sounds so fucking hot, I'd never stop fucking her until she's a nasty glazed glowing little donut begging for more, like a nasty whore she's meant to be.



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