Spaffington-on-the-Naze edish
hhl getting spunked on by steve and his grubby smeggy cock x
Can't believe Big Zuu is lined up to take attenborough's spot.
Atrocious edition
Zuu in the Zoo
How's the job hunt going lads?
I love how if you're over 25 and without a job, the government and news don't even care kek. I guess we're write-offs. A life on bennies it is then.
Would give anything to fuck an asian girl. It's literally all I want in life lads, the fuck should I do? If I told my therapist she'd think I was just trying to mess with her but it's honestly true.
>>84671037shag a prozzieor go to asia and shag an authentic street walker or something idk
I don't blame people for becoming socialists. It's very tempting to want to make other people pay for something you might want. Problem is that the economics don't work out in the end because you can only extract so much wealth from productive people before the laffer curve sets in.As the saying goes socialism is great until you run out of other peoples' money.
>>84671017I'd give her a tenner to spaff on her face.
Welper mincing through town wearing a crop top that says>Cute. Gay. Ready to slay.
>>84671069I'd give her a tenner to bury her neck high in sand and throw rocks at her face. She's wearing too much makeup.
>>84671093You sound envious of people who aren't afraid of who they are. Are you comfortable in your closet?
Oh you can't find a job? Maybe don't paint your fucking face and make yourself look like some horror clown you stupid zoomer tranny freak. Fucking hell...state of IT.
>>84671142presumably they (?) don't go into the interview like that, right?i know it mentions shop work, but someone with lots of dangly piercings and sharp nails, working around animals...?
>studying media and communicationsNo sympathy. You study a useless meme degree and now you face your reality. State of this one. 26 years old. Maybe zoomers should stop studying useless degrees that will get them nowhere.
Unemployed old men cyber bullying young people in news stories who want a job State
>>84671142Once talked to someone who looked like this complaining about not being able to get a job and I straight up told him that the best thing he could do to help his situation is to take the make up off, remove the hair dye, wear normal clothes, take his piercings out etc. I said simply 'dont look like a freak'. He had one of the biggest spaz outs I've ever seen IRL. Later on his mum came up to me and thanked me for telling him what he needed to be told. Apparently she was trying to get him to look normal but he just refused. Don't think he took the advice, though I haven't seen him for years at this point.
>>84671182for me, it's that they're squandering the opportunity to live their 20s properly. it's like the universe itself is handing them everything they need, and that's not good enough for them.these people in the papers are looking down their noses at you and me. we're the people they'll 'never' became (see you all here in 10 years x).
Reckon there's an English lad in /turkfeel/ who just posts news stories from Turkey pretending he's from there?
>>84671204>for me it's the need to knock people down to my levelftfy
>>84671177Left his last jobNot firedNot redundancyLeftThe absolute entitlement of this clown
The problem with zoomers is they just want to have fun times all the time and go on holidays. I've noticed this with a lot of female vloggers/asmrtists on youtube. Some never even work and are constantly able to go on holiday throughout their early to mid 20s...usually by themselves. They don't ever explain how they do it so I expect they're making money from sugar daddies and simps. Perhaps they have wealthy fathers. It really is an easy world for many women in these times.
>>84671208They booted me out a while ago because my English was too good.
>>84671221Yeah he's fucking pathetic and caused his own problems. Probably left because of "anxiety".
>>84671194if he just likes that style, fair enough. but what was he spazzing about? is it...'who he is' or something?i've had piercings and dyed my hair. daft phase really. but yeah, i could have just done this. hair dye remover was less than a fiver in Home Bargains, takes an evening. piercings, you can just take them out.
>>84671222>They don't ever explain how they do it so I expect they're making money from sugar daddies and simps. Perhaps they have wealthy fathers.It's Indian men. Every simp, every whale on OF or in their DMs is Indian. That's the reality sadly.
It a life on the bennies innit
Me? 28 and self employed. No degree, maymay or otherwise. No A levels. 8 GCSEs.Crucially not a coloured hair pierced gender fluid person.White straight male.
White cider not for me, me finks
>>84671232Yeah - the old anxiety excuse. Life is tough sometimes, get a fucking helmet, you helmet.
>>84671253Check your privilege immediately
They hate me because I'm benniemaxxed Sad!
>>84671248Sad wastrel. I feel sorry for folks like that.
>I love how if you're over 25 and without a job, the government and news don't even care kek. >Oh you can't find a job? Maybe don't paint your fucking face and make yourself look like some horror clown >State of this one. 26 years old. Maybe zoomers should stop studying useless degrees that will get them nowhere.>It really is an easy world for many women in these times.
Mums on the verge of a mental breakdown because she can't cope looking after the dog her abusive alcoholic deadbeat boyfriend got lol. Noone to blame but herself.
>>84671268Checked. My privilege is just fine, thanks for the reminder. My points still stand, unedited.
I don't talk to fiends because they talk to the feds
Balding freaks lashing out at kids
>>84671290>Checked. My privilege is just fine,
>>84671159I expect they do because it's their "personality" and reflects their "character". They are unique and special creatures. There's so many fucking unemployable freaks of all ages around us these days.
welper getting arse raped x
>>84671194Yeah some people just don't get the message. These makeup clowns would probably say to me don't turn up to an interview in joggers and take a shave...but what if that is how I feel comfortable and is the character I want to be?
>>84671312All about you, right?
How many days since Sean was last here?
>but what if that is how I feel comfortable and is the character I want to be?
>>84671237Yes it must be. Hundreds of them giving small amounts of money all adds up I suppose. Then you've got the sad men that gift them big amounts of money and buy them stuff from their wish lists. I would never support females financially. They should be working real jobs, not making crappy, effortless, sexualised asmr videos. This inked bint literally is always going on holidays.
>>84671277I'm not even Turkish lad. I'm white British, never able to get a job these days because of sad little immigrant men being more exploitable. Fuck even bothering.
Crimestoppers? Just let them know about a certain beast. Handy to know the location, thanks lads.
>>84671336>I'm not even Turkish lad. I'm white British, never able to get a job these days because of sad little immigrant men being more exploitable. Fuck even bothering.Turkmong
>>84671340If only it were "anonymous" as they claim it to be.
>>84671351Probably not, but I do not care anyway.
>>84671177Also a Tory and former town councillor according to public info
>>846711774 year degree and still cannot write properly.
Why would I work when I wouldn't afford to go on holidays or advance my life? It will be even worse if you aren't able to live with your parents trying to survive. You'd be working to go back to work. That is the reality.
>>84671332this lady must sleep with a gun under her pillow.
>>84671340Kekked if real
>>84671377If you had any talent or skills you would be hireable. QED.
>>84671368I see they're still obsessed with "pronouns". Fucking hell thought we were over that.
Wonder what happenend to the caravan
Saw some prime teenage girls in bikinis (partly covered with see through silk material) who got off my train today. I was breaking my neck having looking at them out the window. Thinking back now must of looked liked a right perv kek
>>84671368Fat goon stalking people on Instagram
Maybe not all dogs can swim?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ghsVOOmvC1A
>guys he is also a tory and Councillor and has pronouns. Guys i found more stuff that makes us better than them as balding 35 year old freaks
>>84671381She was actually sexually assaulted once and since then she's just had this nasty little feminist hatred towards men vibe about her. Women just go to poor countries and expect men and the local laws to actually work in their favour. Sadly the third world doesn't work like that.
>>84671406Why are they gossiping about people 15 years younger than them on the news who can't read it
>angry Reddit post about people walking their dogs in the hot weather>OP apparently told some dog-walker 'imagine if i took off your shoes and socks, and made YOU walk on the hot pavement!'>nearly-unanimous agreement from the commentariat i'll admit, i read the thread, now it lives in my brain....what are you MEANT to do? do the middle-class lads on Reddit just assume everyone has their own garden...? of course you have to take your dog for a walk, wtf.
>>84671392We were long since over it. They were not. Says it all, really.
>>84671399Literally 1 search and 10 seconds. Am fat though, good point.
>>84671388Not really. Plenty of people have done the "right thing" by upskilling and are getting no luck with employment. You are competing against a growing population and shrinking jobs market. Millions of immigrants have arrived in the UK these past few years. After 2008 things have just gotten so much worse.
>>84671406Have I hit a nerve?
Anyone here have a 4chan pass?
>>84671440Not me, I am neither a nonce or a bit extra
Never have I looked down at my penis and thought my pronouns should probably change to "she/they". It's mental illness. The elites have constructed these concepts and gender/race wars to make us blame each other for the way things are.
>>84671433job market is thriving, thoughbut you keep your cope
welper giving steves shitty hole a good old rimming x
>>84671440yesi do you good deal siryou have the monies??
>>84671450Is it? Why are there so many economically inactive men then?
>>84671440Yes and no I am not him.
Balding ugly freaks who don't work talk about the economy for some reason
>>84671376Looks like he needs a hard drive scan.
>>84671466laziness and entitlement, mostly
Corrrr bit serious in here today, gonna post some tits if nobody minds xPLS CONSANT TO TITTAYS
>>84671484Maybe they just don't want to work because it's grim warehouse work that won't really advance their life. Maybe they don't want to do their knees and back in like their fathers did plastering, bricklaying, plumbing etc.
just moved the air freshener on my windowsill, there's this weird bubble thing underneath.(tore it a bit by touching it)any thoughts?
>>84671501maybe you are justifying your position and projectingcheers for playing along though, chum
>>84671506Lick it x
>>84671376Oh you should see how a Turkish woman writes a professional post despite having a masters in marketing. It really is embarrassing these days the state of graduates. No wonder employers are being super picky.
>>84671506That would be condensation that caused the paint peeling
>>84671527worthless degrees, get a vocation and avoid the indoctrination
>>84671506Your room is probably full of mould spores. Air fresheners are actually terrible for indoor air quality and pets really feel bad with them on.
Four year media and communication degree. Good lord.
>Oh you should see how a Turkish woman writes a professional post despite having a masters in marketing. It really is embarrassing these days the state of graduates.
hhl getting butt fucked by a well hung small boat arrival x
wops has a degree in media and works in retail. Went on good morning britain talking about her dead granddad. Grim. Greggs lass dropped out of university for anxiety and dates a paki because he likes how young she looks for her age. Even more grim.
Favourite province of England?
Got that oven wizza lined up for din dins. That'll do me x
>>84671557>wops has a degree in media and works in retail. Went on good morning britain talking about her dead granddad. Grim. Greggs lass dropped out of university for anxiety and dates a paki because he likes how young she looks for her age. Even more grim.Turkmong provincemong lol
>>84671558I'm a huge fan of North Yorkshire. Worse one seems to be Birmingham. Absolutely feral over there.
>>84671142unironically I would hire alt looking people, its about what you can do not what you look like
rejecting my adult social worker because it's a female. well that was a big waste of time.
Might use my 4-year degree to rebrand BRITFEEL later on
Wonder if Steve Jobs considered that iPads would be used by gutless cuckolded white men to record their post-30 wives being roughly penetrated by a REAL man. Makes you think,
Might go to university so I can avoid working for the next five years.
Who /dickout/ right now? Sometimes I don't even realise it. I'm always playing with my willy. Going to tuck the little fella back in.
>>84671194its 2026 mate you should be allowed to look however you want to secure the means to your own survivalmad that we pretend we're a progressive modern country when sad old cunts want to torture and starve the young because they dont like how they look
>>8467161410 years since Harambe, it's traditional after all these years.
>>84671637>its 2026 mate you should be allowed to look however you want to secure the means to your own survivalliterally laughing out loud at this naivety
its weird seeing people shocked at the 1 million neets, im shocked its not higherthe way this country works is you apply for jobs and cant get any, and then if you do you now have to go to a place 5 days a week for minimum wage, your whole life revolves around a job that is probably miserable and shitty. and then you have to spend all the money on bills anyway. its fucking heroic that its only 1 in 6 under 25s
>>84671603thats basically all university is for these days
>>84671580>unironically I would hire alt looking peoplet. CeX manager.
CeX is saving this country from its crippling benefits bill by employing smelly autistic people with face piercings
Who are the confirmed /virgin/s of britfeel?Ones I'm aware of are:RuthmongHelperLadCrossyMaybe Blad?
Had a little seethe to my shrink today about NEETs and AI taking the future away from the younger people. I feel for them. It not right.
>>84671689Why do you care or like misery does virginity also love company?
hhl sucking smeggy cock x
>>84671715Just curious lad. Demographics of online communities has always interested me.
>>84671715ooohh snap.
>>84671737Does your girlfriend also share this interest with you?
how many anons does it take to fix a bike tireone and hes called me just nowneighbours cat wanted some strokes but my hands were oily so had to decline
>>84671756turns out tyre is the british spellingi thought it was the other way around
downloading some spaff material for later on after my bath
>>84671753Just the man, I think. Know of a decent log viewer plugin for Hexchat. I don't want to write one,
>>84671754No, but my boss at mi5 does.
>>84671753I have a cat similar to this
>>84671782Did you do a 4 year MI5 degree lad
>>84671797Nope, saw a spook drop his gun once and gave it him back, and they gave me an apprenticeship.
>>84671780not a clue. something i've noticed is HexChat itself even strips the colour from the logs in the main window.i kinda get it if it's plaintext (and it was always a mIRC hack anyway) but isn't it like Quake? to make yellow, you just do> ^3yellow textor whatever...?just open the folder + use Sublime. unless there's some IRC-specific plugin you're looking for? (stalking a particular user or summat?)
>>84671819Yea, colours get stripped, that's easy to fix and with modern mark up editors it looks ace. I made one years ago, lua. I just don't want to do it again. I should have kept that HDD from my Windows XP PC it was on that.
>>84671853technology just ain't what it used to be, lad.
need to cook some chicken for 50-55 minutes.air fryer timer only goes up to 30 minutes.still workshopping this one.
>>84670976I'm almost 27. thinking about hiring a prostitute. Does anyone know the best way to do that in the UK?
we on that zolpidemwe on that alprazolamwe on that comfort oh my indeedy yes we are
>>84671867That's bloody brilliant. Laptop screen with a DIY backlight? I wonder if it is and the keyboard is plugged into what remains of the laptop. I love repurposing tech or making it last past the operating systems EOL.
>>84671872Just put it in the oven, same thing
>>84671872brand and model of air fryer pls
>>84671914>That's bloody brilliant>literal ghetto shit
Necking that wizza nows x
>>84671946New delivery needed? x
>>84671945Still ingenious and werks. Job done, init.
Boss of Next says cut wages. Good man.
>>84671936Salter, EK2817.
hhl touching himself thinking about mummy x
>>84671963is this meant to be a mo-ay rendition of this woman?
>>84671981This one is clearly projection. I know you have serious mummy issues footlad
Welper getting his stomach pumped of semen at the local hospital after encountering a group of fecund Pakistani taxi drivers but there is a complication in which his blood-cum levels suddenly spike and despite the attempts of several doctors to stymie it, bubbling baby batter pooling in his spinal column blasts into his brain and he is pronounced dead at the scene.
Detecting forrin muck ITT.
hhl precumming balls aching thinking about mummy doing L signs for him x
Me? Shoving my knotted cock into a juicy arse.
>>84671980bit pikey honestlychicken will be dry as a husk in 55 mins
>>84671963Ay yo lollers, you sorted your gaming room out yet for a PC and saved up to buy minecraft, I know I know muh free stuff, but needs must. You'll love it.Had to put dayz on hold for now, as muh eyesight is going fucky.
Glorious weather, it's a privilege to be British today.
>>84671287Apologies that I'm responding to this hours later but you need to take control of this situation and sort it out. There's absolutely no way I'd let another man treat my mother the way you've described it. I remember your posts a while ago about it. Near November time ish. Get rid of the fucking dumb dog right now and if he turns up at the house beat his brains out with a lump hammer. Zero tolerance. Don't let your mother suffer, I've been there myself. 20 years later the scars of an abusive household are still there it never goes away, doesn't matter if you've moved out you need to be there for your mother.
I miss Chika. It not right.
>monobrow>name is CloverI am CREASING
>naming your newborn Clover in 2005/2006they really were different times
>>84672146That's you done him big man who's your next victim?
>toothyblowjob.jpg
>>84672146>now at 20>three yearsshould have stayed in school big man
>>84671142It's like these people purposefully sabotage themselves with these silly looks to avoid work. They know their employer is going to be some boomer and boomers generally will roll their eyes when something freaky like that walks in the interview. Be yourself...people take this too literally. Being yourself shouldn't be about masking your identity with ridiculous dyed hair, piercings and makeup.
>>84672145Just a bit too despondent and depressed to bother posting really, int it? And I only sometimes lurk here out of some habitual ADHD brained process just like how I scroll Twitter etc. Hardly even "read" posts anymore.
>>84672154I'm going after Coburn
Also what is this fucking horrible edition I can't even make out what that's supposed to be. When I make thread themes they usually include an animal or something nice on the eyes, not whatever that is. Please stick to lighthouses and historic buildings next time thanks.
Yes I got bullied at school and took it like a spineless coward but now I'm the big man who bullies people online watch out
>"There's been a lot of job offers but there's not one for me that I would enjoy."entitled
>>84672174soon be bennies day, eh? chin up etc
Cyber bullying children from news articles
>>84672174I bullied people at school and I enjoyed it so much that I continue to bully people online
welper collecting fermented nappies in his smelly council boxroom x
>>84672146Oh no. It's quite bad this, never been seen in history at anytime. Say what you want about the victorians, but at least their kids got to bloody work.
ITT: triggered babies
>>84671142>her boyfriend SolomonLaughed out loud at this guy's name. Imagine seeing this literal clown looking woman accompanied by a bank underwriter called Solomon. Pathetic.
>>84672180Has he considered being one of those Easter Island statues?
I was chucking to myself before wondering if anybody here actually says de lad or de lid in real life? Only heard seasideMARK say it.
>>84672180I never wanted to work in an office but I had to. What a prick. Luckily I am on bennies proper now, a lot of these mob will be on UC only and be going into the job centre bi-weekly.
>>84671397It got turned into a bar in the smoking area of a premium Rotterdam nightclub
>>84672174In my autism assessment they asked me did I ever bully anybody in school. I obviously said no. Why was this asked??
I was bullied by the Coggins twins at Ashby De La Zouch primary school
>>84672174>Yes I got bullied at school and took it like a spineless coward but now I'm the big man who bullies people online watch outwomp womp crybabymong
>>84672198>herIt's a tranny. The nose is a big giveaway.
>>84672200>chuckingmong
Real life too scared to go outside. Don't say a peep to anyone. On computer I become the big man.:)
now we got some shitpost momentuminto third gear finally
>>84672211NTA but, surely a penis is the bigger giveaway?
gonna spank it tonight to a big boobed simpleton lass
I've booked some HGV trainingCannot stand the office any longer
>>84672180I expect the only jobs he will be willing to accept are:>gym trainer>footballer>influencer/social media officer>exotic car showroom salesman>club djAnything else is just too depressing for him and only common people/immigrants should do the stuff he turns his big fat nose up at.
>>84672211Still NTA but, I'll now do it in the style of norm macdonald.Hey that lady looks weird, no not her giant cock, it's her nose, something fixhy about that gal's nose I tell you.
welpers arse draining steves balls x
>>84672228I expect Solomon loves tying a cock ring round her little penis and rawdogging her arse after a long day of working at the bank. Bet she is very submissive/a bottom.
Wish i could have been a bully at school but lads would batter me now I do my bullying on the internet where they cant talk back he he he :)
>>84672249Your mother or sister, then?
>>84672189These are young adults that expect the world to be an exciting place for them once they leave education. They refuse to grow up and take on adult responsibilities by doing a real job. They doomscroll tiktok all day and see all the influencers on holidays and cushy jobs. Sad.
He he he take that another one bites the dust
>>84672307>These are young adults that expect the world to be an exciting place for them once they leave education. They refuse to grow up and take on adult responsibilities by doing a real job. They doomscroll tiktok all day and see all the influencers on holidays and cushy jobs. Sad.And?
gonna play some more Civ V tonight I reckonmight take some frigates over to bully Shaka
>>84672317Take barrels of poo over and dump them in the sea near there, then say eww shaka more like kaka. Proper pwn those suckas.
If only my school bullies could see my now 35 balding laying into lads on line he he they would think twice about trying it on me now
>>84672339suspect I would need to download a mod for that
>>84672351Ah have you just got vanilla? You could try getting all the cheapest whores from your realms and put them on a ship and send those infected harlots over and infect your enemies?
>But 84% of Neet young people surveyed want a job or training, it adds16% of neets/young people do not even want a job. Worrying.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy026x9jpd0o
cum dripping out of helpers gaping bum hole x
>>84672346showed him lad
>>84672346I remember when the school bully chucked a banana at me in Asda years after leaving school. He soon fucking panicked when I called the police for assault. Fucker got a community resolution and had to pay 150 quid to me.
>>84672368Sometimes you have to put your strongest troops on the frontline. We'll join in next time.t. a 16%er
>>84672368Why does Nando's always hire brown people? Same for KFC. Are they racist?
>>84672198>>84672211>>84672282is 'Solomon' a trans too?the female-to-male transgenders always pick names like 'Theo'. imagine back when you were at school, if someone was called 'Theodore'. they'd get bullied to all fuck.wouldn't you want to fit in as your new gender, not stand out? old-fashioned, animu, or stripper names accomplish the exact opposite.
Right, spliff and a bit of chess (against beginner tier bots) done, time for minecraft. Decided to help the villagers, and will turn the FOB into a trading post. Oh aye.
>>84672395I'm thinking Solomon is just some older black man in this case. "She" must've been very desperate to move out and older people will have the advantage of providing for them.
>>84671994I think it is, mate. https://xcancel.com/i/status/9744554976456130582018 She was doing the rounds on the SA forums around the same time IIRC. >>84672122Woah, you're still alive. Drop into my DMs on the 'cord when you're not digging holes and killing mobs. Did you pirate it or shell out some of your wages you get from the government?
>social contract collapsed and beyond recovery>economy stagnant since 2008>can't get a job? just lazy mate
>>84672392like the CeX example above, it's because they know what type of clientele it will attract. hell, same with nightclubs simply hiring good-looking bar staff.if you wrote it out as actual rules/policy, of course it would be some -ism or another. probably law-breaking. but everyone just silently agrees to turn a blind eye. the company just wants to do well.
>>84672423hmm big problems, better vote for the same old shit political parties as ever
>>84672146clover should troon out
>>84672431Wonder who they're gonna blame when labour let reform win the next GE.
>>84672180he looks like a normie deano, doesnt matter how hard i try nobody is going to offer me a job
>Rahman, a British national of Bangladeshi ethnicity from Salford, will be sentenced on September 1.Another wrongun. Probably had a fake degree in teaching too just so he could be around white teenage girls.https://www.itv.com/news/granada/2026-05-28/former-supply-teacher-admits-taking-upskirt-photos-of-pupils
>>84672368mad that this guy, who can barely string a sentence together, is running a nandos. and then when i apply to a similar job they grill the shit out of me and i fall to pieces
It's not my fault im an ugly balding freak who doesn't shower. The social contract broke. Think i will lash out at teenagers in news articles to feel better he he
>>84672430Yeah the fat thirty something neckbeards absolutely love it when the gothic looking cex lass who is 21 says a few words to them at the counter. Sometimes they hang round chatting like they actually care about them.
>>84672413>I think it is, mate. cool. notice patterns, me.fwiw this Twitter artist has some pics that are illegal in the UK. i doubt GCHQ are monitoring what xcancel.com thumbnails we load, but yeah.
>>84672300mum = deadsister = haven't got anyLucia Keskin = my evening spaffage
What's with all these British lads drowning lately? Do we not warn them of the dangers of jumping into deep, cold waters?
Sorted x
who's jumping into poe2 on the morrow then lads?
Im the big man online you see, im too scared to be a big man on twitter i could just reply to the news sites directly with my thoughts but I'll just wait and do it once im on anonymous
>>84672456i wonder if that's like a dream job for these lassies. i mean they probably do like games and all that, great.but every day must have 10+ blokes acting like they're the first ever man who thinks they might be in with a chance, if they can just get a conversation going...
welper using his spit to lube up adebayos cock as it glides into helpermum x
still calling it twittershowing your age ladshave a word with yourselves, eh?
>>84672477wat did it mean by this???
When i say im the big man on computer its more specific where I have to be anonymous too
>>84672464I never scrolled his/her/they/themes other media. GCHQ know you did, you just admitted it. Run Bleachbit, delete cookies and cache and IP rest, then dele system32 mate. haha.
Mum you dont get it the reason I dont wash is because of the social contract
>>84672497that's just how some of us roll here on 4chan.net.
SeasideZOMBOIDMark spending today inside. He been doing a lickle bit of training with his barbells. Mark need a strong arm to smack crackheads down and his previous diet and no exercise have given him several negative traits. His arms and chest really sore so he keeping it chill with some more codeines and diazepam and that is LUSH. Four doughnut challenge for tea.
Kent, England recently. Deport.
>>84672474fuckin hell lad
>>84672513i'll refer to my post referring to my actions (after they've happened). criminals NEVER think to do that, the fools.but also i did willingly replay Saya no Uta last year, and i'm an adult now, so i'll accept the consequences (if any).
>>84672523is that nasty man not chucking them their football back?
Pretty much everybody I have known online ends up showing that they are some kind of compulsive liar, mentally unwell, or just betrays you or disappears out of the blue. And that's the people I actually liked. But then I realise I'm not any better. Fallen world it is. It so sad. Becoming a monk sounds more appealing every day, if only I could believe in something firmly for more than a few weeks at a time.
SeasideZOMBOID.He choose pie for his tea tonight, off the table, he's not playing Hazel, no washing up for him. Diazepams kicking in hard. Tomorrow he go out with his shottie and blow some crackheads away - he got to make it to the local chemist, hoping and praying the crackheads haven't cleared it out.
>>84671421Or just wait a bit until it gets less hot and then walk the dog. If that isn't possible, wait until the next morning, it not gonna die because it didn't get taken to the park. Bet still, don't get a bulldog, pug or other Brachycephalic breed.
Scared to talk in real lifes once i get on anonymous i become my real self who i am meant to be he he he i am a right nasty lad these days he he he
bet he's browsing britfeel and making derogatory posts about Sean
>>84672464>pics that are illegal in the UKimagine knowing and even caring about this nonsense
>>84672574reckon she wanks him off to keep his anger under control
He he i have logged in to anonymous time to kick off he he he
>>84672574>>84672587I'm about this fat
>>84672602Same. It feels good. Real good.
Always wished i was like the chavs in school that people respected and loads of banter when i tried banter they just called me a freak but now iam on anonymous i can achieve my dream he he he
Look i am doing banter she is ugly he he she is a slag he he he what a mong lol that guy is a mong he he state of it he he he
time to filter 'he he he'
SeasideZOMBOIDHave a taste of me baton you fuckin' crackhead. We finally pull up to the local medical centre in our black van, there still quite a few crackheads lurking about and it's precarious to go in any building when you don't know how many there could be lurking in any hallway, bathroom or stock cupboard. Doesn't help his TMAU stench lures them in from miles away.
hhl putting wokkles up his bum x
Look mum once im on anonymous im a legend im finally a legend like in school he he im a banter lad he he you are an ugly slag looool look at state of you lol its banter
SeasideZOMBOIDPlace looks already looted. Crackheads probably went here first but he hope they missed a few packets of the good stuff.
If Darren in year 9 saw my banter now he would pick me for football
Had me mentul elf appointment today with the GP. She referring me to get an autism assessment through right to choose. Looks like I got a hidden disability then de lids.
hhl deep throating wokkles in anticipation of sucking off keshawns throbbing cock x
>>84672641>time to filter 'he he he'You fuming big lad?
>>84672641>time to filter 'he he he'Oooft nerve touched ha ha
>>84670976I'm an American and it's like 38 Celsius where I live. Oh and humidity is like 80-90%
>>84672641I've filtered the whohahaha spammer for weeks now. Pretty sure the "he he" poster is the same mong.
Yup hes rattled
Is it just my town, or do forren female GP's barely help us handsome white lads? My GP (and previous, and I didn't realise quite a few females from my previous GP work at muh new one, and "mental elf speshulists") and her chums are *looks around to make sure the coast is clear*brown.
>>84672413>Woah, you're still alive.Nope, dead now.*woooo's at you*I'll jump on it tomorrow mate, n hit you up. I gots to protect muh village, and make sure the lads are ok (I suspect they're jewish, but I can use that to my advantage)
>>84672830I don't think so. Can't say how I know though.
Your uncle rattled your arse around that caravan you gypsy noncetoy
>>84672919Or can I
hhl sucking off pakis for wokey x
Lol this goon starts sperging about MB every time he's rattled
>>84672895You've a heart of gold looking after them lads, mate. I'll catch you tomorrow. I'm going to get battered on some green and watch my animes.
>>84672957Sperging about what?
Might stick a mini milk up my arse I'm that warm
>>84672973A poster from years ago that clearly mind broke this poor sod
>>84672988Yeah but who is it?
>>84672988Years ago? So he doesn't post here anymore?
>>84672988He used to spam the thread about MB the same way he spams the thread about HHL now. Occasionally he'll target Shippy too. Imagine doing this for years every single day. What a life.
just saw someone post one of my 4chan posts on twitter. weird feeling
>>84673019>Years ago? So he doesn't post here anymoreWhat's your theory lad IT HIM? :)
Still waiting on those bloody chat logs. Baldrew was a right wrongun.
>>84672998This guy>>84671397He says "MB" to avoid getting banned.
It him it MB I know it is he he he
>>84673034Sorry lad I don't understand this post. Can you rephrase?
helper sticking his nose up helpermums fishy minge x
discord mongs still fuming at MB to this day? sad
>>84673049convinced this poster is a bot. posting all day every day for zero engagement. unfunny too
Didn't know Milton Bradley posted here. Loved playing Kerplunk when I was a kid.
>>84673065Yes it is he posted it yesterday saying he has 1000 new lines of messages ready for the bot..
>>84673062He is off raising his kids while they cry about him on a chat room hahahaha bloody eck
Gonna watch Taskmaster at 9pm so I must say cheerio to the lads for an hour or so. Cheerio!
>>84673081Perl script mention or other?
>>84673099I doubt that. He's the one who first mentioned himself in this thread. You can tell
>>84673111>it HIMMeds matey
Taskmaster is so gay x
>>84673122Nah I mean this post was HIM>>84672921
Wait, seriously Broadbridge doesn't post here anymore? Fucking hell lads. End of an era
>>84673135He likely does, although maybe not in this specific thread
>>84673099Off abusing his kids, you mean. Something like 89% of nonces are former noncetoys themselves
Even Sean has moved on
>>84673099MB won
welper face down ass up taking big black bulls x
>>84673101I watched 1 this morning, but doubt it was tonight's episode.Surprised to hear that kumail chap isn't harold or kumar from the films.
Sean lost. He quit.
>>84673143>Off abusing his kids, you mean. >Something like 89% of nonces are former noncetoys themselvesWeird thing to say and think about tbqhwyl prob for the best you won't reproduce
>>84673147If MB is still here posting about himself, or even reading this post now, then he lost. If he did genuinely move on then yes, he won
Channel 4 is so gay x
>>84673163I have two kids lad. Nothing weird about it, it's a known statistic
>>84673155He still here lid
>>84673171He not here. He quit.
>>84673182>He not here. He quit.Proof? You've gone none.
>>84673169Hahahahahahaha of course you do little man
>MB off in sunset, enjoying quality time with his large family >Nonce nest still on chat room, childless, balding, 40 years old Now that is 4x LUSH X
>>84671406Angry 4chan incels won't like this
Imagine writing that with a straight face about yourself knowing you aren't allowed to see your kids lol
>>84673143You are some freak mate https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/Noncetoy/
>>84673214Why are you sending me that link?
Jews kinda run this shit innit.
>>84673193I was comfortable having children because I wasn't abused as a child myself. You?
QRD on why the chat room is rattled by "MB"? Only posted here for a year
New rule: if you're trying to "own" someone in this thread then you have to post a pic of your face to prove that you're a hard nut.
>>84673231What chat room?
>>84673225That's a weird question, unlike yourself I don't hear about children and immediately think about noncing mate. Hard drive scan in tall order IMO.
>>84673244Let me explain this slowly for you lad. It's a known fact that the former poster here MB was abused as a child. It's a known fact he has children of his own. Don't you think that's a bit dangerous?
>>84673214Kek the psychological damage MB did on those ghouls
>>84673253Don't worry lad it's another known fact that he isn't allowed to see them
Being alive high-key sucks no cap
>>84673240Calm down MB lad you don't have to take your anger out on blacks. The chat room is your real enemy
>>84673253Mate I think it's a bit dangerous you see a post about children and your first thought is noncing. Deffo a beast
>>84673270I saw a post about a guy who was nonced having children and my first thought was noncing
>>84673192Neither do you. He is absent. He left. Gone. Done.
>>84673263I don't agree, but there are certainly moments in life that are fucking terrible.
>>84673269I think you mean on niggers
>>84673274>my first thought was noncingWrongun beast
>>84673239Selfies are rule breakers.
I'm neutral on this but I feel like the guy who keeps claiming victory might be the guy who is still here. I don't see any of his supposed enemies claiming victory, which they presumably would if they were still around
I couldn't control me self so I necked the 4 pack no capSad!
Relative newfag me but intrigued by what "MB" did for some lads to be so angry years later. Seems like just saying the name sent them ga ga
>>84673243Nobody tell him x
>>84673301Where did anyone attack this "MB"? I only see angry posts defending him, saying he won, etc.
>>84673301Yeah no cap brav
>>84673301He molested his own son and daughter lad. Was utterly vile. Tried to blame the fact he was molested himself as a kid. You can understand the justified anger in this thread
Are redditors worse than war criminals?
>>84673322No cap?
>>84673335Absolutely no idea what kind of hat he had on while he did it, if any
>>84673322But aren't some of the discord lads paedophiles like Shippy? Not sure this is the whole story tbqh
>>84673339Shippy isn't in the discord, and even if he was I dunno what that would have to do with MB's real life crimes
>>84673322Any proof little lad?Making up big boy stories?
>>84673338Brutal.It overs x
>>84673338That's the worst part. He was dressed up in a papal crown at the time
>>84673327You're jealous of Redditors because a lot of them are normal people with jobs and partners
>>84673349What kind of proof are you looking for lad?
>>84673347I mean that general crowd. Isn't the Pakistani guy a rapist too Monica I think? Doesn't sound like the most squeaky clean crowd?
Jesus was a kike x
I don't know if it's true that MB molested his own kids. I don't know if we'll ever know. Sadly he isn't here to defend himself
>>84673357Making big accusations there little lad. Got anything to back it up or are you trying to get someone hurt passively through your slander?
>>84673362What crowd? I told you a poster here molested his kids and you're going on about whether some crowd is squeaky clean? Get help lad
Mental how Jesus will be here soon
>>84673375What kind of back up would you accept?
>>84673378You haven't provided any proof though tbqh
>The cast for Taskmaster Series 22 includes comedians Chloe Petts, Isy Suttie, Matt Lucas, Nina Conti, and Richard Ayoade.Gonna be stroking to Isy and Nina
Nonces and their anonymous nonce posts
>>84673369It seems a bit like he's here to defend himself...
>>84673393What difference does it make to you lad?
>>84673383supI am hereAMA
Noncemaxxers
>>84673397I'll be stroking to Matt
So let me get this straight. The reason the "nonce nest", which includes numerous paedophiles and at least one confirmed rapist, who many of them are bald, hates "MB" because he's a nonce that's the whole reason? Doesn't really make sense?
>>84673400Nah there's just one or several anon posters who are highly dedicated to defending him. It's weird, it's always been that way, but it's definitely not him
hhl getting bummed behind the post office x
/noncefeel/ more like
>>84673416Yeah, got it in one.
I'm bald aren't i
>>84673428/noncenest/ I should say
>>84673416Well, "nonce nest" was his term for the lads on Discord, but I've never even seen any of them mention "MB" let alone hate him. I think it was a kind of one sided thing. "MB" had a bit of an obsession he struggled to let go. Thankfully "MB" now no longer posts here, so he's presumably free from it
>>84673411Sounds a bit gay x
Was there not a lad called Baldrew too? Think he was mates with this MB. It was years ago but I remember something about them going to a children's home together to meet a tranny.
Easy bait for newfags eager to be spoonfed
THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE? WAHEY!
>>84673397>Isy SuttieCORR and I mean CORRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n56dh3VLRFI
I remember BaldrewI remember TimI remember ShippyI remember PoleyI remember Welsh titlod
>>84673443Yeah that was a whole mental thing. MB and Balding Andrew were good mates, almost like brothers. They went together to meet an underage tranny that posted here called Homeless Chan. MB wanted to shag the tranny but Baldrew begged him not to, he said the tranny was too young. MB didn't give a fuck and did it anyway. That's why they fell out, in the end. Bit tragic really
>>84673438>I think it was a kind of one sided thingThanks for the info lad. Seems like you are a bit wound up by this guy yourself though? Would you say you're neutral?I just don't get how, when there's a discord populated by confirmed self confessed rapists and paedophiles, they would have a big problem with a poster for being a nonce. Wouldn't that make him the same as them?
>>84673457Proper naughty innit x
>>84673464Can you remember when you had a life?
I remember Blad. I remember Eva6. I remember Yanklass. I remember.
>>84673470I actually always liked MB's posts. He used to post funny shit about sharing a flat with Romanians. That was before he went a bit mental but even when he was going off the rails he'd be quite funny
>>84673504You're thinking of SCEA.
>>84673478Yep - when I impregnated your mum x
hhl getting piped in his boxroom x
>>84673513Oh fuck yeah so I am haha, fuck who's MB then?
>>84673513WAAAA WAAAA WAAAAAAAAA*DRINKS A GUINNESS*
Who oldest here?
>>84673531wuinness*
>>84673535Think MB is about 40. He was 34 when he was featured in the Crawley Observer in 2018 so he might have just turned 41.
>>84673540You're from sainsburys aren't ya? AREN'T YA?
>>84673547Christ. 41 and still here defending himself from imaginary enemies who have long ceased to give a fuck about him, if they ever did. Tragic
Too many n-word mentions in here tonight
>>84673549Sainbos we call it blad
>>84673553That's not even in the top 10 most tragic things that have happened to me, soft lad
>>84673504Cheers lid, what's this about large family does he have a lot of kids? Imagine that's a sore point with the lads who don't have kids and they're ageing a bit?
Need an aura blast lads x
>>84673571No idea lad I'd mixed him up with another poster who is only known by an acronym
Castle edish next yeah?
>>84673571This one really made me laugh lad thank you
AB using AI now to make things explode in his videos whenever a hijab woman walks in shot. Not right. Might have to let Crimestoppers know.
I will never understand people, it exhausting
helper soiling his nappy in his smelly council boxroom x
>>84673586>No idea lad I'd mixed him up with another poster who is only known by an acronymDM?
>>84673594Snitches get stitches x
Ruth's sweaty body.
>>84673605>kisses when speaking with another maleYou've spent too much time in prison
>So what about this "MB"'s many good qualities? I'd imagine that's a sore point with his enemies and their bad qualities?
Block run on sentences that are lower case and end with an x character. Gonna write a regex and miss some low effort drivel.
The hhl unfunny spam starts back up after a flurry of other drivel. Interesting
>>84673608nah just gay is all x
>Lad tell me more about this MB fellow and his unusually large penis? I'd imagine it's an object of huge sexual potency, but also huge an object of huge jealousy from his online foes?
Miss the good old days when prices went down after a few years. When the PS2 slim came out it was considerably cheaper than when the fat one launched a few years before. I think I got mine for 100 quid. Now consoles and steamdecks go up in price.
>>84673615server was updated>apt update>apt -y dist-upgrade>apt autoclean>apt autoremove
>>84673632AI wankers innit
>>84673615It's been going on since this morning schizo >>84669284 . Yes i've been here all day, no I don't care.
>>84673586New here but you might be thinking "BN" possibly? According to the thread he has no children though so definitely not "MB"
>>84673649Nah I was thinking about SCEA, it was clarified for me a few posts ago lad
Now he's going to start the BN spam well into the night, time for me to fuck off
>>84673642Yeah and they won't care because consumers can go without. Consumers have no use any more because AI will work for at lower cost margins.
>>84673646Tragic. Sad. Pathetic.
Thinking of making a chicken butty
>>84673674Triggered and meltyed
>>84673674I'm not trolling mate I admit I'm a newfag all I know about "BN" from the thread is he doesn't have kids. I have nothing against the guy.
>>84673677> AI will work for atmongo
>>84673690You should lurk moar x
Hash brown mince gravy yummers
You lads been searching out your pokemon decks? We're going to get loadsa clunge. Woohoo.
So the guy who goes on about BN not having kids is MB? Fucking hell
>>84673731That's news to you? lol retard
>>84673731>the guy who goes on about BN not having kidsThat's multiple lads
>>84673632not to mention BUYING games. i don't even know if you can rent any more, or if kids do it. most kids did this.i think young'uns today don't realise that, which is why they go>b-but Nintendo 64 games were 59.99 even back then!yeah? we weren't BUYING them, certainly not for that. and we were DEFINITELY making copies for disc-based games. before that, it was trading tapes for home computers.nowadays kids do just grow up buying games officially from Game or Steam or wherever. they go on about 'Steam sales' because a 40 quid game drops to 20 quid. imagine if someone charged you 20 quid for a PS2 game with permanent marker on it (which is MORE than you get from digital services, and with less DRM/rules, you own the game).i think film/TV streaming will implode and come to an end. but then there'll be something else weird. like paracetamol becomes 5 quid a box.
Is there really a Turkmong among us?
>it HIM it HIM I know it HIM
>>84673737Sorry lad I'm not here 16 hours a day like you>>84673738He has many enemies I suppose
thinking of running a bath.
>>84673731Nobody goes on about that. It's just a fact?
>>84673632>>84673642>>84673677The problem is the billionaire Epstein class. They're investing in AI so they can make huge profits at the expense of ordinary schmucks like us who will lose our jobs and/or chances of getting new jobs.More people on 4chan should stop siding with billionaires (Trump, Musk, Thiel) and start opposing them instead.
welper rimming shitty arses x
For me? It was playing a burned copy of Thrill Kill on my chipped PS1.
>>84673756Don't fink, do
running a bath
>>84673740Yes things like paracetamol are very cheap here compared to other countries. I think in Switzerland you have to pay around 5 quid for a box.
having a bath
>>84673760If you say so little lad
had a bath
>>84673762AI is shit lad, it does fuck all useful
>>84673781>little ladtriggered again
>>84673774fuckin ell.even if they were sold at a loss (somehow) it feels like it's more useful to get them to people as medicine. but they're my go-to example of a cheap good that remains cheap, for all the right reasons.pizza is now a luxury item despite having less cheese and more crust than ever, so there goes that. maybe the same marketing teams are working on getting boxes of paracetamol up in price. you could make them glossy, couldn't you? glossy paracetamols.
>>84673790Ah I see they're investing billions into a useless technology that can't do anything. Cheers for clearing that up.
dried myself off after my bath
don't like you lads stealing my bathposting.cba with the grime but i did just spritz all surfaces with bleach spray, give it a bit, then blast it with the shower. a lot of splashback but none went in my eyes.would REALLY like to poo first. sennas aren't doing their thing. i want to remove certain bodily hards once i'm all clean.
Pizza is the most profitable foodMaking your own is well worth it
hhl pooing in his nappy while he sucks off a queue of black bulls x
might have a second bath
>>84673790>>84673808I think AI is somewhat useful but I'm mainly just critical of the billionaires who control AI, and their lack of morality. They want to make the fattest riches possible from AI, even if it means ordinary people lose their jobs.Maybe we need politicians who will stimulate the economy to create more jobs, but also we should tax the wealth of billionaires.
running a second bath
Made that chicken butty
>>84673828it's too much of a project and i could never get the dough right, tbqh. like you HAVE to clean the kitchen counters and make a mess, and then manually knead (i'm sure there are machines).and then by the end you have some balls you flatten and top and yeah it's pretty lush, but now you also have to hoover.i'd settle for fresh pizza dough the way they do with puff pastry. but when it's actually good, it's the same price as an actually pizza. wut.
having a second bath
eating a chicken butty in my second bath
>>84673860>an actually pizzamong x
Bubble bath with ruth.
Welper spaffed in again and again, then again and again then some more. They keep coming in. It's spaffogeddon. There's more dudes coming to spaff in Helperlad, the queue down the whole high street, it's all brown men, they're spaffing and spaffing and spaffing some more. Whole high street run slick with spaff. Poor Welper go pop.
welper wanking off smelly willys x
>>84673872How many baths do you own?
>>84673797I had to add little to get around the unique post filter, lad. Sorry if it upset you
new womfy railway station fred>>84673922>>84673922>>84673922
>>84673808Yes lad. Have you never heard of the dot-com bubble of the 1990s where they invested billions into useless e-commerce websites that didn't work?
>>84673936>>84673936>>84673936MOVE ALONG
>>84673852>Maybe we need politicians who will stimulate the economy to create more jobs, but also we should tax the wealth of billionaires.Very tough to stimulate the economy and raise taxes. You can do it by vastly increasing public spending on new projects, but you only create jobs in narrow fields and eventually a country has all of the airports, railway lines etc it needs
>>84673920I had a bath and I am fine now
>>84673946Cor big hill that x
Beddingtonshirebergs for me for I have an early start x
>>84673911three in totalthis is a lie
>>84673993>three in total>this is a lieIs it really 4?
Best WW2 documentaries?>shoah>world at war>the sorrow and the pity
>>84674006actually just 1i am in Premier Inn rn
>>84674033>brum>rosie and jim>sm:tv
shoah is depressing as fuck. the Jews are crafty buggers but holocaust deniers are retards
Both threads are aids and gay I'll stay here
Ant and Dec double teaming Cat Deeley
Yeah same here x
helper getting his bussy blasted by big eurasian bulls x
No bullying in next thread pls x
ant and deck doing coke off my gock
wen whorney wlose woad
Nearly at the bump limit lads, not long to go now
doin a bump of coke off me gock
>>84674288Drugs are bad for you lad. And because it's unregulated you have no idea what's in the powder you're given.
Hills one by a nose>>84673936>>84673936>>84673936
welper getting raped by black bulls x
>>84674309cheeky bit of beak never hurt nobody you chief
499 replies lads, just one more post needed after this one
>>84674422WALLOPDone and done.
