Glastonbury Tor edition
GLORIOUS edition lad
see your glasto and raise you a coopers hill
hills edition has potentialmonitoring this vs the train one
See cooper hill raise symonds yat
A nine hour film about jews? don't think so mate
Plans for the future lads? My plan:>Get a job>Make money>Revive my social life>Profit
i just went to inverness
>>84674132you should watch it you filthy goyim
>>84674357why is the edition of somewhere i used to live and you just went to the city i live in can britfeel stop gangstalking me please
YOU OWE IT TO ISRAEL TO SPEND 10 HOURS WATCHING IT
>>84674389is summer finished now :(
Vodka status: secured. Well it's secured isn't it? I'm drinking because I'm unhappy. It doesn't fill ze void. It really doesn't.
>>84674408They can suck my full foreskin cock de lad.
how come the Americans are so easy to manipulate? the irish the Israelis and the Ukrainians have all been in the driving seat getting what they want from uncle sam and i just dont know why the yanks put up with it
>>84674447why are you unhappy dee lad?
>>84674492The Irish? What you mean? There are a lot of Irish Americans that's why you bellend.
Feeling settled in for the night shift. Good evening to the sound lads.
>>84674132>ninenein* surely
>>84674524On a real deep fundamental level it's because I am scum and I do not like this world. Specifics? Corrr. Too ashamed and embarrassed to give specifics I'm afraid.
>>84674543>What you mean?the funded the ira>There are a lot of Irish Americansif you've been living outside a country for more than three generation then that counts politics isnt yours anymore, irish shysters convinced the gullible yanks otherwise
>>84674587sounds like self worth issues, im not qualified to give advice on that but i do wish you the best
>>84674338Continue leeching and eventually die.
Boards of Canada album is a bit wank honestly def not worth the wait
>>84674605Well yes. What can anybody do. Heh. It's ironic how my view of my sense of self becomes more blurred and indistinct just as my actual eyesight is getting worse. It kino. It rhymes. Earlier I was reading the bible and I started to crash out because I just simply don't understand any of it. I won't pretend like everybody else that I do. I don't. And that's that.
wonder what dvd lad thinks about non anamorphic discs
>>84674684google is a good tool for understanding the bible every verse will have multible discussions about it
>>84674666Thought it would be a letdown. We don't get nice things anymore.
>>84674699They're his favourite actually thanks for asking
>>84674704It's true. But it's a very long book. So I am just rushing through it a bit. The Old Testament means absolutely nothing to me. Nothing. I read the words and they don't mean a thing to me. Whatever. I'm too stupid to understand anything.
only mongs read the bible lol
>>84674779Haha I undermined the recent poster on le interwebs by implying that le thing that they did is le bad. Wowowowow. Hilarious. Really worth your time posting this absolutely boring rubbish.
>>84674773the bible is many books made into one so there no need to read all of it end to end. the old testament is (jewish) history and is mainly the foundation stuffhere is a good youtube guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7C9bEHakaU
>>84674587You're not scum mate. You're just struggling with your sexuality a bit
Bible lol what a joke
>>84674802You sound a bit triggrrrrrd sonny jim
>>84674808I mean I know that lol. I just have a strange need to read it in full sequential order. But I am mostly through the OT. On Ezekiel now. I have read the gospels before though. I like that stuff.>>84674824Seriously WHAT. How could you possibly gleen from my post that it has to do with that? I mean it's about a lot of things but largely that. Spooky my dude. Spooky indeed.
sonny Jim reading the bible like some gay priest LOL
>>84674842No it's just seriously unfunny. Trolling is boring. It's the exact same formulas over and over again. It always just amounts to variations of a theme. The theme being.>I don't like [poster]. I say [poster] do le [bad thing] or is le [bad thing]Over and over again. Who cares. Dull. Boring. And can these trolls even explain why they hate such and such so much? No because in truth it's themselves they hate. I know this because I hate myself too corrrr. At least I'm not an internet troll though.
>>84674872your arse is properly blasted sonny jim
>>84674847>How could you possibly gleen from my post that it has to do with that? Because I love your shiny shoes lad
>>84674872blah blah close your browser then ffsin fact i will - your post is indicative of the self righteous wank you people continue to peddle with ZERO critical thinkingpathetic. bye.
>>84674891Well this bit I don't get. So now I conclude that you are not on fact a mind reader and are simply throwing things at the wall until they stick.
I don't like to wear shoes. My feet are very smooth and that's the way it should be.
>>84674904Yep but imagine if I got 2/2.
>>84674912It would have been kino. But it's not to be.
>your post is indicative of the self righteous wank you people continue to peddle with ZERO critical thinking
I'm sure she worked very hard making funny sounds for her award. Well done lass. I wonder if she'd have gotten this far if she were male or ugly.
Want to volunteer and slip in to her swan. Lush.
The trolling impulse is essentially boiled down to:>Other individuals are engaged in pro-social communication that I am not currently part of and it makes me upset because my [general state of loneliness] makes me jealous of what they have.And I know this because I have felt it myself. Confront this. Get over it. And then maybe you won't spend your entire life with the primary animus of... upsetting random men you have never met and never will meet who post on 4chan? Actual lol.
>>84674699not DVDlad but i had this issue a few times on some fun /tv/ threads earlier:>>>/tv/220793677>>>/tv/220806254(second one still has some juice left)some of my rips are in anamorphic format and others are in square pixel format, so for a vertical resolution of 576 (standard for PAL) i had to make a judgement call whether they should be scaled to 768x576 or 720x576.you'd think, 'okay, it's all digital now, let's just use square pixels,' but then the Animorphs would just say that's all a ruse by the Yeerks. so who even knows.also, baths = waste of time (utter wank)
I'd be fuming if the nhs neglected to save my grandfather. Sucks to lose a loved one due to nhs incompetence.
>>84675012Every accusation is a confession as they say
oh look, i got today's Wordle in one.you can have your little joke about where you placed the spoiler tag. i hope it brings you a small piece of joy. the very thing you are robbing me of ;__;
>>84675026The creativity of females these days is grim. All they do is exploit their pretty looks and talk about their "problems". They have no talents. They think they do because of men supporting them.
>>84675012Some of it could be boiled down to this. Other times it's just someone who has all of his primary needs met simply having a laugh. You might argue that type of trolling could be motivated by deeper psychological factors, but it's not as simple as being lonely.
>>84675057I mean I literally said in my post that the reason I understand it is because I am also a flawed FALLEN disgusting human so I get it.Anyway, it's a matter of degrees. We're all capable of being cruel and mean sometimes. Recognise it, learn from it, and try to dispense with it. That's my point. Because in the end it's all it is. Every time we think we are being SO funny and hilarious and le epic. It's actually just utterly pathetic cringe garbage. Every single time.
>>84675082>Some of it could be boiled down to this. Other times it's just someone who has all of his primary needs met simply having a laugh. You might argue that type of trolling could be motivated by deeper psychological factors, but it's not as simple as being lonely.Womp womp
Very happy with her 25th birthday gifts. Shame she won't be demonstrating them for us loser simps.
>>84675082Yeah I'm not on about people who occasionally have a bit of a joke. You know who I'm on about. The actual 24/7 trolls posssessed by complete mean-spiritedness.
>>84675101Ah yeah the ones who talk spitefully about communities and groups of friends. I think we all know who you mean. And he's not just lonely, he's also condemned to crushing poverty
>>84675012>reee all trolling is jealousy and resentmentName me even one human culture that doesn't have a trickster somewhere in its folklore. Even our primate relatives can be observed rustling jimmies for amusement. You getting troll's remorse and thinking it makes you better than everyone else is laughable.
might go for a nightwalk, actually. waste of these zolpidems if i don't.
>>84674847Most people on r9k have sexual problems
>>84675141fingers crossed you see a fox
>>84675135>Spending all day on 4chan insulting people literally ALL DAY for YEARS is just like my epic Lokis from the Marvels isn't itCome on now. Don't do this. Let's just not be silly.
>>84675173You can read Coleman's book and see discussion of Anonymous as Dionysian destruction if you want an example from mythology. We had an actual living and documented culture of trolling you wouldn't know about if you weren't here. It was serious business
>>84675095Been while since wompwomplad made an appearance
Wordlelad bottled it I see
Bet she is glad to have a father with a Turkish businessman visa. Otherwise she'd need to find alternate means to claim citizenship/ILR. Must be loving the free healthcare and safety of our great multicultural country. If only I could move away so easily. Britain is shit now and I'll be glad to see the back of it.
Is applying charcoal to my eyebrows gay or very fucking epic? It looks fucking fantastic, but I can't shake this gay feeling.
>>84675135Very cringe post
>>84675133>communities and groups of friendsMate you are 40 years old talking about an online chat room here
>>84675260>Mate you are 40 years oldMB isn't 40, he's 41.
>>84675271Didn't mention "MB" anywhere obsessed freak
>>84675141Start recording people and the police. I had 5 police cars turn up for me doing that once on a night walk.
>>84675260My chat room is my friendsHahahahahahahaha Good grief
>>84675252Umm, let people enjoy things, sweetie
>>84675278Oh sorry lad I thought you were talking about the 41 year old guy you were talking about in the last thread. Why are you getting angry about a simple misunderstanding?
>Oh sorry lad I thought you were talking about the 41 year old guy you were talking about in the last thread. Why are you getting angry about a simple misunderstandingMelty lol
>>84675311That means someone having a meltdown lad
Is MB really 41 and still posting here? Kek.
Off he goes again lol
>>84675359I don't know whether he still posts here or not but he's definitely 41, yeah
>>84675417Do you think he's still skint?
Mummy im the trickster archetype Im internet hate machine for t3h winz xDD
>>84675420Couldn't speak on his financial situation
Wasn't here when MB was but he sounds based. Loads of sprogs and riles up paedos who are still buck broken to the point they think everyone in the thread is him years later
>>84675452I doubt he is really still here, it was a long time ago now. Clearly feels like yesterday to them.>h-hes 41 (normal age for a dad) >h-he has no moneyComing from grown men who haven't reproduced and consider a chat room their "friends and communities" lol. Proper raging. Pathetic afMB wonnington indeed
>>84675452>>84675475>I'll say I sound based and I've won
>>84675475>(normal age for a dad)Not a normal age to post here though is it?
>>84675498Don't believe he's posted here for about 5 years lad unless you've got proof otherwise, your schizophrenia isn't proof btw
>>84675513Do you have proof he ever posted at all?
>>84675519>Do you have proof he ever posted at allThe fact you're still this obsessed with him suggests he was indeed real
>>84675513I dunno when he last posted here...but even though no one is defending the nonce cord losers, there's been a spirited and passionate defence of MB. Makes you wonder.
I miss the pee pee poo poo/good boy points era of r9k tbqh.
>>84675548I don't even know who you are talking about I just wanted to jump in with something surreal
>>84675550Every time he's been mentioned a lad here starts melting down into spirited hysterics and conspiracies so it's natural somebody offers the opposite POV, thats normal convo
>>84675584It MB fault me and my online friends won't reproduce
>>84675584If you can link me to one hysterical post about him that is actually an attack on him, I'll concede your point
>>84675622Mate I'm not "attacking" and "conceding" here it's not that serious
>>84675622There isn't one. All the hysteria is defensive. I suspect it's just someone pretending to be MB for the laughs though.
>>84675634Oh ok I thought you wanted a normal convo where we take opposite POVs
>ermm present evidences and i will consneed your point
>A 41 year old man posted that
>>84675643Why are you this salty lmao. Why does MB have this effect on you and clearly >>84675636 . It's like Voldemort or something
>>84675647Sorry to disappoint but I'm not mb or pretending to be. Every time you do this you just look more mentally ill
>>84675658Why are you so invested in this lad? We're just having a laugh
>>84675666I just find it weird you see him everywhere, not even close to the first time either >We're just having a laughYou are quite clearly serious, he's done a number on you whatever it was
>>84675672Weird that I see who everywhere?
>>84675677You're going schizo again. Why does he have this effect on you?
>>84675686They thought once HHL is gone they can be the head honchos here instead of hasbeens nobody cares about Now they are paranoid MB has returned to rain on their parade Yes, this is genuinely their life
>>84675702Actually makes sense why the paki rapist started his boring yapping again with hhl absent
>>84675686I don't know if you know who you're talking to lad, follow the chain of replies backwards. I didn't reply to you, you replied to me
>Almost every post in the thread about some absolute nobody
>>84675738Sounds like a bit of a somebody if almost every post in the thread is about him, no?
>>84675748Not looking to argue about it lad, just tired of personality bollocks
I hope the lad finds his angel someday and feels the deep, calm bliss that comes with it at the end of the day, I wish it for him so much
>>84675170>>84675286none of that for me. just off to town, classic HHL style.(gomna get a Greggs.
>>84675764Is there a 24 hour Greggs in Newcastle? Might have guessed I suppose
>>84675751Unfortunately with HHL MIA you've got a few sad sacks trying to install themself as the new number 1, a few overweight chat room addicts in particular
>>84675763How does one find their angel?
>>84675774Shut the fuck up you boring personality obsessed tosser
>>84675781I found mine in a women's bail hostel in Hove. I was staying in the men's bail hostel across the road
>>84675791Jesus sounds like you've had a fucking terrible life
>>84675791I found mine at university she was my classmate and ex room mate but I got arrested for "stalking" because of racism
>>84675802What races are in question here?
>>84675810I am Pakistani she is white
>>84675813What....kind of white? Are we talking Nordic? Or more kind of Slavic?
Feels like friday
>>84675771open until 4am. but then the 5am ones start opening.this city is magic, lads x
>>84676006did a cute greggs rose serve you?
>>84676049nah, some guy.lots of lasses on nights out in the queue, though. had to walk up the Bigg Market. chocka.
GNU/Linux is doing my mental health in.
>>84676084Oh that's not very romantic. I guess females don't like to work in these crazy hours with mentally ill men around.
I'm an independent police accountability auditor based in the Red Rose County.
If I went back on night walks I'd find it hard to resist baiting police. I've been arrested half a dozen or so times (no further actions).
>>84676190sad little LARP by a turkish incel pretending to be white british
back from my nightwalk.saw five (funf) cats. and the crackheads up the road are up super early, they were chasing a dog around.
why are night walks so popular among incels?
mong night walker is drinking hot drinks in this weather
>>84676882I think they get off knowing women cannot feel the tranquillity of walking alone at night.
>>84676372I'm a white british economically inactive loser incel that stayed up all night again. Will be going to bed soon. I wish I wasn't lying but it is what it is. Only some people can be winners and get laid in life.
Gay alien
>>84676959>white britishproof?
garn on the piss after work, it friday x
Why won't young brits work? Lazy mongs
hhl getting his wussy explored by crackheads for wokey x
Opinion: sandwichs are generally shit imo cant remember the last time i had a good one
Good morning de lats and good morning de lats. Today is going to be a great day!
>>84677492Favourite sandwich?
>>84677503Him between 2 zesty black men.
>>84677503I like pretending I am in the sopranos and loading up a sandwich with Italian cold cuts, what about you?
>>84677516Probably egg sarnie desu
BN must be 40 by now. Sprogless and overweight. Bleak future.
hhl getting his bum hole battered by big zulu warriors x
A wild rotheranon appears! Morning boss man chief.
Layby breakfast time near BudeSosij and bacon in a box
Shiddington-on-the-arseVghAt long last we meet again
Don't mean to brag, but, I've just had a rocket ice lolly, and a nice cold glass of orange fruit and barley, and I'm now having a spliff. Oh, and I'm going to play minecraft soon.
welper getting his bum hole fucked up by some throbbing aids ridden cock x
lunch in 30, that's right im having an early lunch, not against the laww is it
>>84677831You can do what you want anon, could even have a nap afterwards.
I want to bum a brit in de arse
>>84677837Can't bum em in the fanny, desu.
>>84677838Truth. Where's the zestiest guys in Britain then?
Breeding trip cumming up in less than 24 hours, is it notX
Gonna have a hot choccy then I'm heading off out for me weekly swim and sauna sesh. Oh aye x
>>84677844Black fellas? In da hood, or they call them da ends over here.I'm not saying the next bit to be mean, just helpful. I used to make the same mistake (but not talking about the same subject), where's, is the wrong thing to say, it would be where are the zestiest guys in Britain. I can't explain why, as I'm a bit thick so can't explain it, maybe because it's talking about a group of things? There's intelligent anons in here that will be able to explain it better. I left that typo in, I genuinely did it by accident. There are intelligent anons in here that will be able to explain it better.Now I've confused myself. Told you I was thick.
SeasideZOMBOIDIt's a rainy, cool and dark morning in Wareham and SeasideMARK is back out on his trip to help thin out the crackhead hordes. He got lucky yesterday when returning back to the local cop shop didn't he? Decided to see if he could find any more keys to crack into the police cars and by pure luck found the one for evidence room and armoury. Proceeded to steal the stations microwave and a nice water cooler which he can pour all his beer into. Brand new silver Beretta with laser sights and a shiny modified Mossberg 590 with enough twelve gauge shells to kill a small town. Time to prowl Wareham early morning and catch the Crackheads when they're resting.
Not kewl how the irish are saying up the RA, not on. I'm going to start saying up the otato famine, in protest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmte0qRKF1A>"You can carry very big loads" @17m46sThat's what she sed innit heh
SeasideZOMBOIDThe worst of all are the wide ranging crackheads. I've got a mod installed to make the populations of them form hordes and move in directions across the map rather than lurk mostly where they spawn so there's always that looming and unknown threat of potentially hundreds of crackheads turning up at your gaffe in the middle of the night.We go into Wareham, hope the rain clears and it resumes being sunny and warm.
I'm also going to start calling the NHS the NTP, the now take pills. Do they do anything else?
SeasideZOMBOIDNot fucking right! Not fucking right! Crackheads all over the fucking place; they're pouring in from everywhere.
The last lass I saw at the hospital didn't try to push pills on me, so that was good.
>>84677949Crossy loves pills
>SeasideZOMBOIDYep, that is another one for the filter.
>>84677984I've only had 2 that I liked, temazapam and pregabalin.Songnotrel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HClZwFNNMKs
there something really nice about late night shopping, im so glad i have a 24 hour shop near me
>>84678004Same. It's always some form of dollies and or trolling and seething. Waste of oxygen.
>>84677933I feel bad, it's not just pills, but it is a massive part of it.
What's wrong with pills?
>>84678067>What's wrong with pills?Side effects, one can't just take them and feel better, there's always something that will add to the misery.
Me? On that tizer grind x
me and ebin sexting
>>84673936I can see Glastonbury Tor from my upstairs window
welper getting his botty bummed x
Reading back the thread on the toilet and looks like old MB is back and was up until 2am seething about me. Classic
>>84678117Actually that was me not MB x
>>84678137You do a great impersonation of him, very funny, good work lad
It's a nice day out there. Surely you aren't going to spending all day in your boxroom being le epic troll on britfeeel, are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KOYyfZbPzoGood kinegraphique this
>>84678187I'm quite busy today, but will get supergoogle to do a quick synopsis for me.I'll give it a watch really, thanks anon. Quite bad how politicians are sold on it, so it will become a permanent thing, even though it is generally useless.
looks like ruthmong got banned, sad
>>84678229The battle of the salty attentionfag is an eternal battle on this site.
Corrrrrr! Have a sniff of that to start the day!
printer inks replaced and test page completed. It's handy to have. Cannon 3350 if you must know.
>>84678263*sniff* *sniff*Smells like shit
Why won't you shut the fuck up already you fucking mong
>>84678286Who are you monging out about this time de lid?
in 25 minutes im aloud to go home, free at last x
>Russian drone stikes apartment building in RomaniaOh aye x
>>84678346Why'd you delete it de lid?
>>84678379There has been a noticeable lack of happenings recently. Seems like everything kind of died down since the Iran happening.
hhl getting his bottom busted by big black men x
Off to the menthol elf clinic in an hour and I really cba... we're going to be starting CBT this week (no, not cock and ball torture)
>>84678437Crappy Bloody Tablets?
>>84678437No electric shock therapy yet, Bladders?
I did CBT once, I didn't mind the cakes and biscuits part, but jumping on the trampoline afterwards gave me tummy ache.
>>84678445They're in progress, I didn't know but they told me my body isn't a very good at absorbing medication.
Choon Blasting Thread?Don't mind if I do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OpErbQzB_8
>>84678458How did they know?, what are the signs of not being good at absorbing the medication?
am home now x
>>84678482What's the plan? Are you going to throw some bird food into your garden in the hopes of enticing a pair of great tits into your garden?
>>84678470Because of an underlying medical condition I have had since I was a teen. It means that my body finds it harder to absorb things, vitamins, meds, minerals, etc. But I wasn't aware of the meds bit until a month or so ago, and from what the menthol elf person told me it will have been a problem for me since I had the surgery to keep my medical condition at bay as a teen.
>>84678534What (if anything) have they said to do, meds wise? Is it going to be a case of taking something to be able to take something else?
>>84678544They've only really told me it might be more difficult to find a medication that works specifically for me and it may be a case of me not being able to have certain meds at all. They've not mentioned anything about having to take something to take something though.
>>84678497quick nap then garn pick up my sprog from day care
>>84678573Hope they find a way to get it all working for you lad. Almost like having an immune system issue, do you have to be extra careful as to not get sick?>>84678623I also enjoy a nap, but no sprog.
CORRRRRR! LOVE A BIG FAT ARSE (WHITE OR ASIAN ONLY)!
Hmm?, going to need to make some improovments in checkmates to improov in moving the pieces around onna chess board. Getting fed up of beginner lvl now, desu.
>>84678797What's the point of playing chess? You'll never be a grandmaster.
21.29 fucking quid for a day return tomorrow into London from my little commuter town.Fucking hell lads, I'm not a commuter I just have to go in for the day, this shit is crazy expensive. Also just looked up an annual pass to commute in from my town. EIGHT THOUSAND FUCKING POUNDS! We're so cooked holy shit.
>>84678805Why don't you walk you lazy bastard?
>>84678804Chessbabes, I want to get close and trick myself into believing I'm normal, be normal and flirty then ultimately throw spaghetti on them and have them hate me. What other reason could there be?
11 in the morning BN is thinking about MB. Not much else going on in his life at 40 I suppose no children elderly larp wife.
>>84678805My fair only little lower and almost in the London boundary. Don't understand how train companies get away with this desu
Criterion are releasing K-Pop Demon Hunters in 4K. Kinnell. Five quid dearer than the usual 4Ks as well. The Demon Hunters fanbase are not buying 4K Blu-rays methinks.
>>84678831He should think about going to the gym.
>>84678838No point is there? Let himself go, no purpose. No "I want to be there for my kids, I'll lose weight for health"Just decades more of a barren wife farting next to him all night and staring at the 4 walls. I'd give up too.
>>84675236Working holiday visa to Australia, Canada or New Zealand. Bosh
>>84678832They're union rackets essentially. Ever gone to a station and seen a bunch of feckless people in his vis jackets milling around, not stopping the urban yooves jumping the barriers? Every one of them has a salary that your tickets pay for.They're jobs programs, not companies. TfL is the worst example by far.
Welper looking nervous as he feels how turgid N'gombo's purple headed meat stick is
REEEEE CHANNEL 4 ADVERTS DOING MY HEAD IN
>>84678905>REEEEE CHANNEL 4 ADVERTS DOING MY HEAD INInstall ublock NOW
Three things BN looks for in a woman:BarrenElderlyJewishAs luck would have it his wife is all 3.
>>84678949Even then BN thinks more often and more passionately about MB than his wife.
>>84678949Does his wife do anal?
>>84678831It is for the best he stays away from kids tbqh
>HOST>HOST>I KNOW IT'S YOU HOST COME OUT AND FACE ME
>>84678637Well, I have part of my large bowel missing, I am not sure if that makes me immune system a bit crap and when I do get ill I get it worse than other people I know. Thanks for the kinds words lad.
de lats de lids de lots afternoon
IM NOT CHASING SHADOWS HOST! I KNOW ITS YOU!
morning one morning allhad a mad little jaunt last night, got myself a Greggs and all sorts. what's everyone up to today? looks sunny round here (bit blustery, mind.)
rewatching the Last Dance documentary about michael jordanhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780063505916314.webm
No point being alive if you're not having hot sweaty summer sex every night
>>84679060>I am not sure if that makes me immune system a bit crapI don't know desu. Best to be careful still (or hardcore) now you know meds don't work as they should.
>>84679097celebrity worship is weird man. we've always had film stars, musicians, etc. and athleticism is impressive. but this comes off like it's a cult or something. probing professionals' personal lives was intrusive tabloid stuff, once.>how are you a heckin inspiring role model given the, uhhh, mistakes (can i say that, sir?) you may have made?a strange positive of Twitter is that it shows how many celebs are morons just like us.
If I were allowed to sniff a girl's arse every morning, I'd never be depressed again
TEENAGE GIRLS SCREAMING AND SWOONING AND FAINTING AT THE BEATLES WAS ALL FAKEIT WAS ALL FRAUDEPSTEIN SET THE WHOLE THING UP
Swanny is long gone from here off to be with his family away from fake internet theatrics and the 'nest who still to this day, childless, paedophilic, overweight, pushing 40, life still revolves around "internet friends", knows that plainly means he won. This is why they desperately need to believe he's still here.
1 important thing in muh minecraft homes, a rubbish disposal unit, aka a hole with a trapdoor covering it.
downstairs neighbours have their clothes hanging (unfixed) on the balcony again.took the recycling down yesterday and the hedge below had some trackies in it. later today it's going to be full of saris, guaranteed.
>>84679141Women are expert people readers. Not surprised a grubby band of paedos and paedo enablers wont find any woman wanting to have their baby while a sexually normal high T chad like Swanny will pop out many a nipper
>>84679173truly essential for your Minecraft house. now, have you thought about getting windows?
>>84679188Watch out they'll say you're HIM now. That's all they've got left. And saying you're HIM and got nonced>we wont reproduce? y-yeah well y-you got molested Total wronguns.
>>84679199They have always been grim freaks mate it will be funny to pop in here in 10 years and guarantee they'll still be languishing on a chat room entering pension age. Utter failures of humanity.
>>84679188>Women are expert people readers. this is more true than it is for men, but charming (that's the word) lads will always have women into them.i see your sarcasm about the internet personality man, but we're genuinely overstating 'passed/failed the vibe check' or 'women can just TELL' more than ever. not good for either gender.weird times imo tbhaiche
>>84679199>>84679211Nobody cares about whatever the fuck you freaks of nature are arguing about
>>84679227Oh trust me a certain fat scotchman will be ranting and raving about it already to his eggless wife
>>84679140Seeing the Beatles live was fucking shit because of the constant screaming. Towards the end they just stopped touring because fans complained about the noise at the live shows.
>>84679243heard a few anecdotes here and there about how they'd just sing gibberish or change the lyrics. 'i want to hold your glaaand' (lollin). nobody could tell.presumably in the early days you'd just go to the Cavern Club or somewhere, they'd be a normal band. some clapping/cheering. but you watch the video footage of big shows, it reminds me of those American megachurches.also i uncovered a conspiracy that Paul McCartney dubbed his own shite singing at Live Aid:>>84487408 /pol/ types SAY they care about historical revisionism, so where are the riots? where is Live Aid: Despecialized Edition?
>>84679141Exactly right, lad. He moved on with his life whereas the trolls on here are still talking about him like he's still here. He probably doesn't even think about britfeel anymore, out of sight, out of mind ect... he won, they lost. I hope Helper does the same thing and moves on from britfeel. There's so much more to life than just wasting it on here everyday dealing with nasty trolls.
>>84679199Bore off you shit stirring mong
>>84679272I think in the beginning the constant screaming was manufactured for the Tv shows to build hype but I bet they regretted it later down the line
>>84679127The successful celebs and Jordan was an athlete, you can learn great deal discipline, training, focus
On that wanta worange grind me x
Fatties shouldn't have access to ozempic or the like
>>84679189I have windows*points at his windows PC*just a free version that I shouldn't have. Or maybe I should have it as it's on my PC.Confusing stuff.
welper getting tested by the bantus big dingo
>>84679377funny how you don't hear about 'fat shaming' anymore (not as loudly as you used to, anyway) because all the fat cunts who went on about it cheated their way out of being a fat bastard
Shippy is fat
Welper tapping out on round three with a sub-Saharan footlong
Welper face down arse up inviting me in
>>84679419>>84679432samefagginggotouchgrass
Low T politics is so cringe. Starmer looks and acts like a lesbian Open Borders Burnham the "king of the north" looks like your fat aunty both obvious down low faggots. So feminised and gay.
>>84679432Corrr I bet his arse is sending out a mating call to all loyalists
It is like watching school prefects argue about the library. Just utter gay nerds.
I guess we will see but only Restore feels like something that has some virility to it. The rest is gay homoslop for women.
>>84679445>>84679458Agree, we've largely entered fake politics era populated by useless retarded low T narcissistic eunuchs fueled by resentment. Just the sheer decline in calibre of leader from even as recently as 30 or 40 years ago is staggering, let alone 200. Starmer and Burnham are no Powell or Thatcher and definitely are no Pitt or Wellington.
Welper turning him self in to a full time professional sex arse before getting himself installed at the Flamingo Land gloryhole.
>>84679458Bit gay that. I was busy fingerin fit birds behind the bike shed, wahey.
It's like when Muslims latch on to the Greens which the membership is like one big homo pride parade it demonstrates how totally without shame they are. Using someone as a useful idiot they can drag you down to their level.
>>84679445I remember reading a comment from a decade ago about Burnham on Twitter that always made me laugh. Somebody said he looks like a thunderbirds puppet.
So now the Greens are the Islam party and the Muslims are gay Greens. Clown world.
There's no such thing as 'Manchesterism'. Burnham inherited the post of mayor after George Osborne had showered the city with money funded by central government borrowing and simply took credit for the buildings going up despite the plans being agreed to years before. He then, in a shocking display of gall, decided to shit on the Tory government that had sent Manchester so much money, declaring them to be 'strangling' the city with austerity.He's a fucking cockroach cunt politician just like the rest. He's no different from any other Labour apparatchik and will do the same as all the rest, tax and borrow to spend on handouts. He's also against ILR reforms LOOOOOOOOOL.
>his life revolves around spamming imagined scenarios involving HHL on britfeelGrim
>>84679562It footmong mate hes mentally deranged
>his life revolves around spamming on britfeelGrim
>his life revolves around reading spam imagined scenarios involving HHL on britfeelLush
Greentext mong on a melty you love to see it x
Lush day for a scooter ride is it not x
>his life revolves around 4chanGrim
>>84679587It would be a lush day for a bit of vaginas haha
>his life revolves around spamDOUBLE lush
>>84679602Prefer PEK GOLD me it lush
https://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMag
>>84679610>Find us on Facebook Why yes I will make a Facebook account exclusively to follow PEK pork products
>grimnessgrim
Gagging for some spam now de lads, not had it in years. We go food shopping on Monday I will get a tin or two.
Boards of Canada - Inferno2.5/5, not worth the THIRTEEN CUNTING YEARS wait at all
>>84679629I bet Shippy follows them the fat bastard
>>84679635go now you bone idle cuntGET DE SPAM IN UR TUMMEH
We should bring back proper telly like this gemhttps://youtu.be/Uj5vrFvSFKg
>>84679508>birdsyou misspelled lads
Beer time xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHPfqHQiOt0
Kelly Brook in gangbang creampie action
Move on little Spam Mong lid.This is PEK Town
https://youtu.be/CU6Oq_IpH4c
shambolic edition of a dying general
Will you be kekking howling and screaming as you finish off your 16 hour 4chan session this Friday, big anonymous man?
>>84679698Baitmonging again big lad?
>>84679698I'll be DE LID LAD LODDING all night long little lad and there's not a single thing you can do about it x
helper helping the dealer have a happy ending
>>84679698Why does it annoy you so much?
Starting to appreciate classic.fm now
been hearing mixed things about the new Boards of Canada album.at some point, you have to accept that nu ambient was a fad that lasted for exactly one album (picrel.)and that's just your drug-fuelled spacey ambient. not TRVE AMBIENT like Brian Eno's Music for Airports.
42 bongs worth of take away en route.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNwhtnaoVZUimagine if something this pleasant came out of an 'ambient' album in the 90s or early 2000s.all the Generation X miseryguts would cry>what's this gay homosexual faggotness? why is it nice? this isn't like my grungy suicidal Nirvanas AT ALL!
>>84679660That might have been what you were doing, but not me.
linked wrong song, but it's okay.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tqy6be0Juc>Brian Eno - The Big Shipeverything is okay, friends. put away your sad music. a little less Lustmord, a little more Lovemore <3
>>84679789>>84679813> imagine if something this pleasant came out of an 'ambient' album in the 90s or early 2000s.It did. You don't actually know enough to be coming out with these le scathing hot takes.
Thats me DESTROYED and CALMLY DISMANTLED anime, ambient music, and your favourite film. Yup, bit of a guy who knows everything me.
Welper, dick-addled and horribly cockstipated stumbling through the streets of Sunderland with his cakes out, begging disgusted passers by to stuff his arse in.
There is more Eno style music made in the 2010s up to today than there ever was in the 70s or 80s. Really idiot statements tbqh.
someone is running out of steam.
>>84679934I cannot think of anything more LUSH
Wish it would cool down a bit, maybe back down to below 10c thank you
>>84679943did you see that anon's post the other day about tiramisus?he is RIGHT he is ABSOLUTELY RIGHT
Also just incorrect to compare boards of canada to lustmord? I dont know what is the point here that you think boc sounds like a horror soundtrack? Just idiotic. Probably the majority of their output is "pleasant" to most people.
anyway i've discovered my pending internet bill hasn't actually gone through yet so i have some time to go OVER my overdraft limit. that gives me an extra 30 quid to play with.reminder to all NEETs that some ISPs and mobile networks do a 'social tariff' but you have to be on Universal Credit and not in the middle of a Tribunal dispute.basically, it's tiramisu for me. less than a fortnight until my next PIP, oh yes.
Genuinely angry at how stupid those posts were. I am not angry at you Anonymous yourself as a person but what you said as an abstraction of an attitude. I am willing to let it go.
Corrrrr! Once a Thief 4K and Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey 4K preordered from Arrow! Thought about getting the Troy 4K as well but the Blu-ray I have is good enough.
>>84679976Mate why haven't you just made a new uc claim?
>>84679962this post has substance (see? you can do it anon, don't hide behind irony or anger).it's all the same to my ears, but of course music is one of those subjective things. like i first heard of these bands through David Firth cartoons (no shame in that) and he has his OWN band, Locust Toybox.go listen to them. YOU might like them. but i feel like it really shows just how much of a one-trick pony the 'darker' ambient is. and i don't just mean 'dsrk ambient', i mean the Aphex Twin style music. it's like Radiohead. just take a good thing, make it sound like one of your more miserable acid trips. yawn.
>>84679988waiting for the results of the mandatory reconsideration and then the Tribunal decision. supposedly a new claim can supersede the old one as opposed to just reopening the previous claim as it was (which is what I want).a backpayment would obviously be lush, but at this point i would just accept my UC account going to the same state as last year. i need meds, i need an eye test, i can't afford my rent or bills.
No point being alive if your face isn't between a girl's arse cheeks tonight and that's a fucking fact, put a bullet in my head
how long until you fags slit the throats of your politicians and murder every copper?10? 20? 30 years? just wondering as an outsider
>>84680002Yeah you are just wrong desu. Don't get why people these days can't just accept they don't know a lot about something so reserve judgement. You're now condemning 10-20 years of musical output most of which you're clearly unaware of. Why? Just say I don't know. I don't know a lot about it but I'm not a fan of what I've heard. Move on. You don't have to be a youtube video essayist all the time.
>>84680027Police won't like this one bit. Not one bit at all!
>>84679983how it should be, anon. again it's a matter of taste but yeah, i'm also not casting judgement on you as a person, or anything. these are ideas/contents.if you like those tunes, fair enough! i am a pop music wanker and i know that's utter dross to a lot of people. me? i know what i like (simple as.)
>>84680019>i would just accept my UC account going to the same state as last year. i Which is exactly what would happen if you made a new claim, which you can do right now online.
>>84679668Why doesn't he just eat some food? His been this malnourished size for years
For me? It's Grand Magus on my Rockbox MP3.
helper helping old men spaff again
>>84680002>i mean the Aphex Twin style musicNta but aphex twin has made more music than you'll have time to listen to in your lifetime most of it is normal a lot is really beautiful. Its like a tiktok meme to say its all harsh noise that's not true at all. I dont think even normies think that about aphex twin.
Lads you see maks t-shirt is that legal to wear out in public?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSbRl0l2AFE
>>84680051>Rockbox MP3Looks like a device nonces would use to communicate with one another
>>84680036nah i feel pretty sound in this one because i had a few friends who were crazy into these. as a teenager i proactively tried to like them: so that's all the albums, learning about them, etc.had the same experience with Muse, KMFDM, The Residents, stuff like that. Godspeed! You Black Emperor is some of the worst music (IN MY OPINION it's an opinion) i've ever heard.that's different to just deciding something with a lack of knowledge or experience. it's fair to just have discussions on a message board, it's why we post.
>>84680083Mate you talk about this music like a boomer dad trying to be down with the kids. You don't know and that's fine but just chill out putting yourself as the arbiter and judge of everything.
Welper wearing a thong
>>84680046but then it counts as a new claim and doesn't apply retroactively.so e.g. if i survive to my 70s, that's more gaps in my National Insurance. it's just how these things work. later down the line they'd go, "if you weren't happy with that decision in 2025-2026, why did you file a new claim?"the fresh start is almost like an admission of guilt, when i believe THEY are the party at fault.it affects a bunch of other things, it might even cause me fresh troubles. i didn't expect it to take this long. claimants get a month deadline, the DWP gives themselves, "We cannot give you a timeframe, do not ask," excuses.
>>84680081Shut the fuck up fuckface I'll kick your fucking arsehole likkle lissington.
>>84680112It's your choice but this is very neurotic and it seems more likely you're just causing problems for yourself
>>84680096not my intention at all, and now you ARE talking about me as a person.i get it, i think. i'd feel the same way if you were shit-talking Morrowind. or even just mildly criticising the combat or spellcasting/potion systems.
I forgot I saved this tutorial. Oh yeah, this is how 2 improov.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjvy_TH1qQs
>>84680128i am quite a neurotic person, lad.but yeah the main thing is, i thought i'd send off a request and get a response in a couple of weeks, then take it from there. not 5+ months later.the world just doesn't work any more. i tried to phone a shop two days ago, you literally could not speak to a person inside the shop. lol wut.
>>84680130The combat system in Morrowind, and all Bethesda games, is dogshit. Simples.
helper giving free oil massages to older men
>>84680130No it's like if I played morrowind for 10 minutes in 2007 and now I'm on here holding court about how rubbish morrowind is. Yes obviously doing that with something a lot of people really like will annoy them.
Not just saying morrowind is rubbish, going into the lore, the back story of the development team, the political situation when it came out, like I'm doing a youtube essay then when it comes down to it I've played morrowind for 10 minutes. You would tell me to pipe down and it would be rightful.
>>84680148as long as we agree Daggerfall was cool as hell, the way you sort of drew out sword attacks with your mouse. did ANY Wii game have fun swordfighting? i got that Red Steel but it goes into 'sword mode' and it's basically a rhythm game. you don't just swing your sword around.
Life so sad so grim
>>84680144DWP is probably inundated these days from 16-24 year olds.
>>84680158i've said the opposite of your two main points here.i made a time-consuming, concerted effort. i am also pleased you passionately like the thing i don't like.it'd be different if i was telling you Star Trek is shit even though i've never seen it. if anything i skew more towards 'i wish i got the same thing from this as you do' in these situations.dunno what else to tell you, anon. you backed me into a corner, yet you keep going by making stuff up. go talk to an AI chatbot at that point, might as well.
I am outside in the evening sun near Bude and it lushLast day of hollybobs tomorrow then back to Cambridge
>>84680210I gotta ask where you been hiding. You're like a twenty karat diamond
>>84680210Update on the beast?
>>84680172Starfield should have had Daggerfall style generation instead of the repetitive shit they included. Literally got the same dungeon three times in a row. Same items same enemies.
>>84680203>i wish i got the same thing from thisThen just say you like Brian eno anything like that from the 90s 2000s. Or just say you've never really got on with this music except for this aphex twin album. Instead you presented yourself as an expert and kicked off all the hot takes and name dropping >>84679789>>84679813>>84679842It is obviously antagonistic, how exactly do you expect someone who likes the thing you've just declared is a "a fad that lasted for exactly one album" to react. Then they realise you don't seem to know Stars of the Lid some of the most streamed albums of the genre from that time which are purely in the vein of Eno. 2000s. That's basic. Then you say "Muse, KMFDM, The Residents, stuff like that" like what? Stuff that has literally nothing to do with each other? So it's obvious you're talking out your cheeks. Don't hate the messenger.
helper sat in a very full and very smelly nappy
To add insult you then justify it with "my mate from school liked it" so that makes you an expert. Okay go and share your views with /mu/ see if they are as nice as me.
The beast is on the prowl.. Breastfeeding women beware!
omg i've got it.yous know in Kevin & Perry Go Large (2000), where Kevin the Teenager's parents are singing 'Wonderwall'? and he goes>you're old! you haven't even HEARD of Oasis!!!it's that.(always wondered if they wrote that in to justify + segue into the cool/trendy/new teenager music. probably.)
Me? A big fan of the ukphonebook website
>oh this thing you like? heh. just a FAD according to me :)That is obviously antagonistic and borderline trolling. It is dishonest to claim otherwise.
>>84680313It's really not. It's like if the parents went on at length about the intricacies of Britpop and how it's just a shallow fad when they obviously don't know of it beyond oasis and blur. It is quite simply the difference between being humble in knowing what you don't know and blustering to show off.
>>84680230No evidence as yet>>84680217Hiding? Here on holiday innit. Are you local to Bude?
flies congregated around fermented nappies
>>84680343nah, i've only seen the film 3-4 times and it's in the middle when they're on holiday. right off the bat Kevin and Perry are listening to more rave-style music (as in, dance/trance, Ibizacore, you know what i mean).but then it'd be weird if they just dropped the old teenage culture from the 90s sketches entirely. so they had to do SOMETHING for the new 2000 film.you're good at writing your way out of a corner. how would you have handled it?
I don't get why he's incapable of just saying my bad. Make provocative troll statement, provoke someone, then further provoke them by acting like the victim.
Yeah not replying to that.>you're good at writing your way out of a cornerJust blatant trolling on the epic rile up. You were wrong, deal with it and move on, you obviously have a psychological need for control that means you've ALWAYS got to be an "insider" who "gets it" about everything no matter what. Meaning everything is under your control. I know because I was the same way, but I grew out of it. I have never seen that film and that's my opinion of it. I've not seen it. Not >ah yes, well you see if we compare it with the subsequent comedic output of Enfield placed in the context of the new Labour government...You got told, you are spazzing out because even the mildest consideration you could be wrong about anything deeply wounds you, that's fine just continue on but not engaging any more trolling cheers.
helper helping wiggers slide between his cheeks
I wonder what Ruth will be getting up to tonight. She's surely not far off finishing her degree now.
It not rite wat dem twolls dun 2 mark
>>84680467Bullying a man with a hidden disability is never right.
>>84680467What have they done now? x
Wahahahahaha!Was gonna spark you the wuck out you wastic but you ain't even got a bird de lid. Spending tonight alone de lid? Garn, fuck off de lid before I change my mind de lid. Going to have my face between these cheeks by eight de lid. Roses would rather go out with a toad than you de lid.
DollyFrog
>>84680519Eww licking her bum.
>>84680519I bet her fanny and arsehole are riddled with warts from your dirty little frogger mouth
What time you heading to the pub with your mates?
>>84680457Didn't she study a meme degree like media? It wouldn't matter anyway. I'm sure her business orientated father can find her a good enough job if she doesn't want to send off hundreds of applications like the peasants. I expect she'll be doing the travel meme for a good few years too. Life will be lush for the middle class spoilt lasses.
helper accidentally sitting on an erect throbbing shaft
>>84680552Can't do a two day weekend any more. Only Saturday nights for me, You?
>>84680557Yeah she's doing media. She'll be behind the bar at one of daddy's pubs by christmas.
>>84680552Same time as you pal
>>84680457I expect she'll be enjoying a few drinks with some mates and think about catching the LNER to somewhere interesting. I doubt she'll be staying in with this lush weather. Maybe there's a festival on or a nice beach. Maybe she's getting some more tats.
>>84680552I'm here now with my 3 mates, I'll put them onHelloHiHelloHello I'm a random fit bird and I'm going to suck him off.OMG lads, what a result, think I'm in there.
>>84680576I'm sure she'll enjoy that but she'll probably be wanting to move abroad for a while.
>>84680144How have you been paying rent for 5 months?
For the price of a small baggington and a WKD you could peel off Helper's shitty nappy and give last nights kebab wrap a good old stir.
>>84680576wops studied media. All she has done so far is retail jobs but she can afford to go to barcelona and other places several times a year.
>>84680608Brutal hairline on that woman
>>84680608Give him short hair and he'd look like a bloke again
greggs rose dropped out of uni sadly but at least she has a full-time job. even getting a full time entry level job these days is a luxury.
>>84680083>gybe>some of the worst music (IN MY OPINION it's an opinion) i've ever heard.I'm not really a fan but it's just slow repetitive instrumental music. It's like a film soundtrack. Don't understand that reaction.
REEEEEEEE Youtuber has got a better life than me*lashes out at them on /britfeel/*
Better life this, better life that. Like saying my dad is harder than your dad, childlike.
Welper spreading his diarrhoea laden arse cheeks as wide as possible for any loyalist to take advantage of
>All she has done so far is retail jobs but she can afford to go to barcelona and other places several times a year.
>>84680608Did wops manage to get another job after being sacked from home bargains?
>>84680665>sackedQRD?
>>84680642My dad is likely harder than your dad, though.
>>84680678Yeah but only because the local twink just walked past yer window.
wops never went uniwops never got sacked from home bargains for pretending to have a broken leg
>>84680598hi anons frenshi fit birdhave a good night
>greggs rose dropped out of uni sadly but at least she has a full-time job.
>>84680612Yes some of these lasses have bad hairlines. I think they were made to tie their hair back a lot. wops probably did because she likes sports. turk lass I expect went to some strict school in her homeland that made her tie the hair back.>>84680620She'd look like an overgrown boy.
The Turkish Slug
>>84680654I'm not angry but I just find it funny when people think they are struggling and get to go on holidays all the time.>>84680665Yes another retail wagie job, only part-time I think.>>84680674She said she had a broken leg, played vidyas a lot in that time then went back the next week all magically healed up. Not the brightest chick. Her manager must've felt like a right mug.
>>84680699Yes she did say she went on her livestreams. She also mentioned the broken leg. You don't even watch her vlogs.
Looks like Scottish lass wears them baggy cargo trousers a lot now. I guess she doesn't like her summer dresses and wants to feel more like a grown woman now she's 25.
>>84680728>I'm not angryYou are and you have the mentality of a woman. An angry jealous woman
Mental illness parade in Birmingham recently. Just sad to see grown men dress like women and think they are women. Even the Palestine unemployed mongs are still at it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij88C4lwRcQ
>You don't even watch her vlogs.
>>84680776Staying in again tonight, alone and being angry with the lives of people on your screen?
Helper pooing out oodles of creamy man milk
>>84680489The twolls have scared off Helen so SSM is back to being a lonely lolcow now just how they like him. Funny how they always reported him for bennie fraud but also sabotaged him getting a job. The truth is that the twolls want people like SSM on benefits so they can spend all day making YouuTube videos for them to watch. Sad bastards.
>>84680798I don't have money to go out anywhere. I'm a mentally ill neet but this lot are far worse.
>>84680845>this lot are far worse.lol, no
Nasty foid pig saying AB's name. She doesn't even know him personally. He should just say "if anyone knows this girl, drop her name in the comments" and see how she likes it.
She would be stoned in her birth country for supporting mental illness/degeneracy. If she truly wanted to integrate into Britain she would show her face.
>>84680852They are. State of them. Ugly freaks. Go be gay back at home, you don't need to show your promote the lgbt cult to others.
Imagine trying to buy some trainers and some raghead mong is shouting out crap in a megaphone. Fucking cunt.
The muslim mong woman is protesting against Reebok and wearing Reebok trainers. Haha.
Goomba stomping one of Helper's fermented nappies and killing myself in the bio-explosion
Just had some jelly now chilling right out. No wooze for me tonight. Not one drop.
Bro eats jelly
Villagers are thick af, muh last one ran out of his house and out of the safety of the compound. Bellend.Might just grab some supplies and head out on muh horse for a bit, see what adventures we can find.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_sW66eKTBo
>>84680985Bit noncey innit?
