Do you remember your first kiss?
Yes>but she doesn't
everybody is tattooed trash in the current year
>>84678146>>84678142Which is fitting since the first girl I kissed also became tattoo-covered garbage, like most of the other people I went to high school with.
is this a reference to something that upset you personally
>>84678146>>84678153I only got tattoos cause my dad used to be tattooist so they were free but they aint visible with a small one on my upper arm and some on my back
>>84678164Not upset, just saying I remember the first time I kissed a girl on the lips, but she didn't, and I thought she was really cute for a chubby chick but at some point she got a huge tattoo on her thigh. Didn't keep in tough after high school but I used to lurk her facebook pics.>>84678168I only ever care if it's on a woman's leg or torso which would ruin the visual appeal of her body for me. Except for neck pit tattoos, can't stand looking at that, I unfriended someone IRL because I couldn't bear looking at his stupid face above his colorful suprasternal notch.
>>84678196zero suction
I'm 23 and I neve4 got kissed by a girl
i do and it was horrible, for both of us
>>84678138When I was like 3 or 4 me and my little brother saw our parents kissing on the lips so we decided to do the same. I've never kissed a girl.
>>84678138Of course, no other kiss will ever be as good.
>>84678138if a girl kissed me on cheek forcibly, does it count? we were 10.
>>84678138Can't remember things that never happened (actually you can but I don't in this case)
>>84678138of course! it was my brother :3
>>84678292>>84678233>of course! it was my brother :3bros find eachother in the same thread
>>84678138are they Iooksmatched?
>>84678138that guy looks trashy and this "kissing" disgusts me, i bet he has a huge dick and that's how he's getting by in life and why she's with him
>>84678632you get a leaf
>>84678639okay thanks i suppose
>>84678233I never saw my parents kissing. never thought about it.
>>84678632Complete projection. He could easily have a 1 inch nub
Yeah. It was with a Jewish girl that was as different from me as it's possible to be, but somehow we got along. She could be cute sometimes. We were in my room at college and talked about serious stuff one evening. The topic of kissing came up and we eventually admitted we found each other attractive. Eventually I kissed her. It wasn't exactly pleasant for me, it was meaty and wet. But she seemed to think I was a good kisser for someone who had never done it before, she said I was way better than some other guys. I touched her boob too but we never did anything more than that, which I don't regret.
>>84678984>Yeah. It was with a Jewish girl that was as different from me as it's possible to be
>>84679000Yup. Less attractive than that though.
>>84678577Nope she is way hotter he is ugly typical jbw
>>84678138No? I have never and will never kiss a girl. I don't want cooties.
Is it too much to ask for her to hold me and not fuck my head up?
>>84678632what's wrong with the kissing? is it particularly bad? Is it cause he opens his mouth too much?
>>84678138Cucks are ok with their girlfriends having this experience with another men. Insane!
>>84680389you kiss with your lips against their lipsthis guy is just slobbering his mouth all over herlike watching a pig
>>84678138My first kiss was with my uncle. I was six years old and asleep. I wake up in the dark with this tongue thrusting into my mouth. Anyway, my uncle had got drunk and wondered into my room and kissed me because he thought it was my mums room. He went into panic mode when he realised what he'd done and run out of the house. I didn't tell anyone like a good boy. Decades later and my uncle is still weird about it.
>>84678138I'm a KHHV so no lol
>>84680948rare breed on this board these days
>>84678632Hes just white anon, you are kind of a dumbass to not figure that out
>>84680690I felt nauseous thinking about my future wife doing it before meeting me
>>84678138As the might absolute blackpill states, I have never crossed the needed looks thereshold at any age to experience it.
>>84680848Ah I see. and if that was done, then also the mouth doesn't have to open as much?
>>84678142fucking kek (not to laugh at your misery lol)
>>84681741yesthe lips press against each other
>>84678138Yeah it was my little sister.
I was 11me and my best friend were hiding in some bushesi asked him if we could practice kissingwe put our lips together, it felt awfulidk if that counts though
Yeah, it was with a 14 year old girl on the beach at night, when i was 19. That was 4 years ago. She was a bit drunk, we french kissed and i could taste beer on her tongue, but it was still amazing and i jack off to the memory frequently.Too bad i never saw her again after that night.
>>84678240Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!![You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (4.12% content).]
>>84678138Yes it was in my 21st bday at my job, my bpdemon coworker gave me a smooch. Then our coworkers put me in a 7 minutes in heaven situation and she wanted to make out but I was too nervous, literally shitting my pants, so that was it.
>>84678138anyone who has a first kiss is a fakecel
>>84682298actual pedophilia
>>84682417Yeah. I haven't been on this board in a while, since when did it just become women getting free attention and normies trying to increase their self esteem by comparing themselves to less successful people? This place isn't for robots anymore, it's just redditors venting about things.
>>84682425The age of consent is 14 in Brazil. Seethe, ameritard
>>84682460>SHE WAS 13 YEARS AND 364 DAYS AND 23 HOURS AND 59 MINUTES AND 59 SECONDS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
I will never kiss. I have had girls flustered over me, confess to me, and hold hands, but have never kissed any.Uglier people than me and diagnosed autists/ neurodivergents have told me they have kissing experience, while I don't.There is something incredibly distant about kissing someone, don't even get me started on having a gf.
why would i be seething? not everyone wants to have sex with children, anon
>>84682483>>84682460fuck meant to reply to you
>>84678142This but unironically and she also initiated everything but unironically. I almost wish it didn't happen because it never happened again and I feel bad lying about being an incel here because it's technically not true but it should be.
>>84682483>Doesn't want to have sex with a cute, young, fertile girl literally offering herself to youActual faggot kek
>>84682529>14>fertilego to prison
>>84682529>you are a faggot for only being interested in adult womenyou don't even need a study to prove that pedos have lower iqs
>>84682417I had a first kiss but I'm still more truecel than all of you larpers I'm 5'5, mid, my dick is small. Every robot is 6'2 and attractive and has a donkey dick so you're all mentalcels.
>>84680948Did he shitted
>>84682572What prison you tard, i literally did not commit any crime in my country. Ameritards really think the entire world revolves around them>Doesn't understand basic biologyMany such cases!
>>84682622>Ameritards really think the entire world revolves around themSo do you, and it does. You pay more for gasoline, because we say so. Cope.
>>84678138>tfw almost 25 and no first kiss
>>84678138Not really. I'll be honest, I was pretty drunk. Also 16. It was terrible
>>84682629>You pay more for gasoline, because we say soInsane cope lol, we could just refine our oil but we don't because we're retarded and not because muh amerifat doesn't let us.
>>84680959Yeah I feel like every day there are less of us around here.
>>84678138Yes my first kiss was with a tomboy that I cheated on my ldr gf with. I also fucked and came inside the tomboy lmao
>>84678632agreed, i look like him and have a huge dick, so i can also verify along with agreeing.
