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I hate the fact that there are sex havers and gf havers at this board. It fills me with envy.
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You are covered in sexhaving bacteria all the time. Even insects are fucking everywhere in the world. Not you tho
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>>84679409
It's weird to think that my parents had savage sex before I was born.
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>>84679409
Normalfag microbes reeeeeeeeee
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What's the point of coming here if you've already had sex? prostitutes and condoms don't count
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>>84679394
you know theres a very easy solution to the problem that you and i both have.
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>>84679394
it does not fill me with envy, but contempt. they are so selfish to come here despite their luck. most of the time they just want to rub it in people's faces. sexhavers are normies and normies are scum.
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>>84679394
chad discarded through ur options as often as ash discarded pokemon
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>>84679394
I've held hands and hugged women and had a gf before but never had sex
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>>84679394
At least half of r9k's posters aren't real people, or so I think.
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>>84679394
>It fills me with envy.
Literally what you should say to your therapist word for word.
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>>84679485
Just because incels colonized this board doesn't make this exclusively an incel board. Go to wizchan for that.
>condoms don't count
Ngl extremely based t: bio vagina haver
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step 1 get a job, doesnt matter how much you make but it must be a real employer and a real job, so door dash doesnt count

step 2 go on whatever dating site and keep lowering your standards for fatter and uglier girls

step 3 congrats on the sex and gf
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>>84679944
Would that change something? I think it wouldn't.
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>>84679957
Pls let me cum inside your pussy
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>>84679957
>>condoms don't count
>Ngl extremely based t: bio vagina haver
Honestly I'd pretty happy if a girl offered herself to start taking the pills
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>>84679394
That's how I feel about friend havers and job havers too
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>>84679394
You should join us and become a fellow sex-haver.

>>84679957
>Just because incels colonized this board doesn't make this exclusively an incel board
True, this is a misogynist board. Incels are welcome.
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>>84681180
>You should join us and become a fellow sex-haver
That's what I want



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