Oxford in Oxfordshire edition
Helper milking steves willy dry x
https://youtu.be/XBJXSwJtx9o?si=Zn1AXOtYgvUf-OX2But... where are all the non-white people??
British people are gay
Inventory for trip tomorrow:>Phone>Phone charger>Wallet>Sunglasses>Jacket in case it gets chilly>Tissues>Nose spray for hayfever>Books for train>Water bottle>Sunscreen>CapAnything I'm missing lads?
>>84681852Condoms? Or there's no chance of having sex?
Gonna play Catan with the lads tomorrow aren't I xLove a good board game
>>84681852where you garn to bro
>>84681864I highly highly doubt I will somehow end up having sex during my trip lad
Nice little vidya sesh now time to get something to eat x
>>84681894Enjoy it while you can, I have completely lost interest in video game now
>>84681907I was playing with a friend who I'll be meeting up with in a few weeks. It's nice to be social x
>>84681875Which train are you on? I'll meet you and bum you up in the lavatory.
What happened to the xmas /ss/ threads last year/year before? Can't remember which it was but iirc there was a singular thread a day and once it reached the limit there'd not be another one until the next day *and* it would just be deleted without a replacement. I come and go from 4chan life stuff pending so couldn't give anything away.also what the fuck is the new captcha system
>>84681926Quite like Jeff Rosenstock lad x
Any lads need a bumming? I'm available fri night
I use linux so I am better than you
My life is the worst here x
I use linux, never mention it though.
Linux is a lifestyle, like being a baker, or a hiker, or a homosexual
The thing about Linux is that if you tell a girl you use it she immediately starts to get hot between her legs and will probably drag you to the nearest toilet to blow you
>>84682014Never had a blowjob on the toilet, seems very weird desu, much prefer it sitting on the side of a bed while the girl kneels between my legs
Saying the word lad to contribute to that word bubble thing that's all x
>>84681985Prove it, my life is fucking dogshit so I think I would be higher than you on the shitty life leaderboards
>my life bad>NO MY LIFE BAD!
>>84682008Linux? Just say you're a paedo lad
I like to bend my cock behind my arse and have my boyfriend suck it.
>cock?>ARSE!
Helper getting spaffed on in all directions
>been ill since 5th May>shitting pure liquid>sometimes dark yellow/light brown, occasionally moss green>imodium barely working but just enough that the shits come out like sludge>abdominal pain>vomiting>fatigue>foulest smelling farts>sulphur burps>go gp>give bloods and stool>high white cell count>also a FIT test of 33 aka elevated blood in stoolguys is it over for me
>>84682093DRINK! FECK! ARSE!
thanks >>84681527, that was a really good idea.
https://voca.ro/1fhVGBzXNK4W
Luv breeding i doX
ha https://vocaroo.com/1mqlmF1xUqwX
>>84682163If true that really does sound like some kind of intestinal malignancy. I hope it all works out for you lad.
>>84682071Alri chika lad?
Let's get these cunts told xhttps://vocaroo.com/1oyckseecmHQ
>>84682213https://voca.ro/1defiwBNqsIF
>>84682233cheers pal. I feel fucking awful but it's so episodic too. might have a couple days of feeling not too bad but then like tonight I'll be shitting and spewing for a few hours for no fking reason. I'm guessing giardia rather than cancer but won't know for a while ig
Just found out a councillor in my town was literally done for noncing a few decades ago
>>84682270Oh if it's episodic then that's encouraging and likely not cancer. The fuck? Some kind of crazy intolerance you're not aware of?
It's over for me x
Helpers bottom ready for one thousand cocks
You don't get it mum, I'm going only ironically making fifty posts a day about gay sex and black cocks and sweaty arseholes and sucking dick and eating cum swallow spunk anal gaping gay fisting fuck fuck oily black penis gay sexIt's called britfeel and they think I'm really funny
>>84682320Still fuming about some words on a screen lad? lmao
>>84682242Yeah not bad, it's like my drunk depression posts last night never even happened. So get in there. Saw that Backrooms kinomoviefilm didn't I?It liminal. It was very good.
>>84682191Americans' bipolar politeness is so strange.>y'all, i need to go to the bathroom to powder my nose. please excuse me for a moment, sir and ma'am :) ANYWAY, FUCKIN' LIMEY ASSHOLE PRICK NIGGERS!!! grr grr grr...comes off weirdly stunted. like yous don't have the option to just be honest. over here, if a cashier (grocery store clerk) is having a bad day, they'll just act accordingly. that's career suicide in America.
>>84682320>I'm going only ironicallyHe's monged out mid sentence kek
>>84682320Absolute melty little lad x
>>84682293the diarrhea is constant but kept mostly at bay by the imodium. the vomiting has only occurred four times. the abdominal pain is constant but usually hovers around 1-2 but does peak at a 7 on occasional. fatigue is harder to say bc I always feel tired tbqh. it's just that all the symptoms started from the 5th onwards.>Some kind of crazy intolerance you're not aware of?nah it just came out of nowhere. it has made me lactose intolerant all of a sudden tho, which is fun. been having to buy lacto-free milk for my tea.
Weed hitting different tonight my laaaaaaad
How many egg cartons do you think Mark will end up hoarding?
Imagine two anime MILFs with gigantic knockers and they're both using their huge tits oiled up on your dick
That's tonights ASMR sorted. Oh aye xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCrF-APSB28
Weller bussy ASMR [squelching] [soft gas release] [light moans]
>>84682384Quadruple LUSH
>YouTube dosser fat smelly man collect egg cartons LOOOOOOOOOL
Love how cuckGPT has been ruined now to the point where it constantly oscillates back and forth between the KarenGPT and corpo-safe/faux-nerdy reddit soi personas, both being equally obnoxiousSad innit
Steves member accidentally sliding into welpers wussy
>>84682330Idk what Britain is like to be quite honest with you, because it's an irrelevant country.
Imagine a lass with her vag out and she wants your penis and everything is great kill me
>>84682463i like you guys' films. pop culture + entertainment is where i/we pick most of this stuff up, anyway.mind you, even Americans tend to agree it's all in decline. Hollywood is shit now, HBO is no longer the premium/prestige service it once was, zoomers probably won't believe 'Netflix Original Series' was once a mark of quality.nowadays everyone is obsessed with Korea and places instead, even India (Bollywood). America the country still seems like it would be nice to visit: road trip through podunk towns, filling up at gas stations, eating eggs in a greasy diner. that's a form of Americana i think sounds fun tbhaiche. but otherwise it's just like those Arab desert countries (think UAE outside of Dubai).
Now I'm slightly scared to go downstairs on my own after seeing Backrooms even though it's not that type of horror. Corrr. What if I noclip through the fridge and end up back in the Backrooms.Switching the kitchen light off when it's dark is always spooky because I always think I'll look out the window and see a paranormal entity of some kind.
>>84682163sounds similar to what i had 10 years ago. i never went to the dr but i probably should have so i dont have a name for it but i ate extremely spicy food on an empty stomach once and it seemed to inflame my intestines and i shat mucusy liquid(often just clear water) for a month straight up to 10 times a day, it smelled rancid too. the stomach pain made me bed bound for a lot of the time as well. it went away after a month on its own.if what you're passing isnt really dark brown or black then i doubt its cancer so i wouldnt focus too hard on thinking its that.good luck.
>>84682556that is pretty reassuring tho I don't eat spicy food at all. the liquid I've been shitting is bile tho, so it also burns more than it should. but the poos are more light brown, prolly bc of the bile.tbqh the possibility that it's cancer doesn't bother me. sounds stupid but to a certain extent I think I'd feel relieved. my life has been one pretty wasted tbqh. friend asked me earlier whether it was making me start to re-evaluate my life and honestly it hasn't, and I think it's because I don't particularly value my life.more than anything, I just want to stop shitting and being in paid so I can go outside without the risk of shitting myself.
On that big snack challenge aren't I? Whole bag of baked goods right down the hatch. It's the pastry bag challenge de lads. He deserve it, he volunteer crackhead remover.He getting those extra calories, he found making good use of his barbell so he can whack those crackies double hard and that is LUSH x
A gang of turkish men take it in turns spit roasting welper like a kebab on a spit in the streets of istanbul
I'm earning 110k a year but I work in a soulless HR job that contributes nothing of value to anything. Should I stay and try to retire at 45?
>>84682628This is what they want to allow into Europe
>>84682647no. that would make you everything you (and i do mean you) claim to hate about NEETs, perhaps even economic migrants.all while telling yourself: 'i deserve it though, don't i?'(my granddad went down the mines for over 50 years. yet /britfeel/ tells me i'm wrong for claiming social security.)
New minecraft world started, found a base location,near a village (I have 5 villagers securely tucked away [blocked in] in 2 separate houses, quite a big village so a good supply of villagers to "save".No pics, I'll get a bit set up first.Busy day tomorrow/today in de morning.Now? Spliff, couple games of chess, then bedtime.
Welper on his knees giving Umbongo a suck job in the communal kitchen after hours
>>84682802>I have 5 villagers securely tucked away [blocked in] in 2 separate houses, quite a big village so a good supply of villagers to "save".are you doing what i think you're doing?suddenly SS's 'breeding trips' make more sense to me.
SeasideZOMBOID/We take our exercise seriously. He dropping to fifteen stone isn't he? He got loads of books and some top nosh so its perfect time to spend a few days inside.>>84682802Are you going to look after those villagers lad or forcefully industrialise em? Get them trees chopped and build them a wall, get a little base going on.
>>84682966>are you doing what i think you're doing?No, can't put a lead on them, I'll have to think of another way to transport them. But that' a good idea, if it worked.>>84682974Yep a nice little trading hall for them, I'll give them a choice of roles. They'll love it. Already started on my base near the villager city. Cool little spot over looking a waterfall. Going to be good and not go back on for another hour. I died 3 times earlier when I wasn't bleary eyed, so stand no chance now.
I'm doing it, buying some pokemon cards, see if I get anything fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptQHyJiZM_g
>>84683015Keep us updated lad. Will be fun to see what you get up to in the future - forge yourself your own little fiefdom in the Overworld. Thread needs some more OC even if it's silly vidya games :)SeasideZOMBOIDWe spending another evening in reading some manuals. He working his way through the textbook titled 'Jungle Style Reloading' so he can get that sweet boost when he packing bullets into his magazines. It safe and womfy in the Wareham Fire Station x
Helper bursting at the seams with turkish spaff he in his creampie era
>>84683062good idea fren. it your money, you're making smart choices x
My legs hurt. I think I've been walking too much desu desu. Shall sleep deeply tonight I reckon. Lush dreamingtons to be had. A few bottles of spirits are suspiciously lower in volume as of late in this household. Not looking forward to having to explain that. Just an awkward conversation innit.>Well I didn't have any so why is the bottle now only half fullYeah dunno haha. Yikes. Life's better when you don't drink innit.
>>84683095I love this part of it, find a place for a smallhold/FOB, then venture out. Map the area. Got it near spawn, so if I mess up and destroy my bed, I can find my way back to somewhere with supplies.Do you play it? There was a fun minecraft server years ago on here.
>>84683138i feel like you have said this very very frequently, and yet you continue to drink.your bf will leave you, or you will have to leave him (some people need to be told these things.)
>tfw no rose to open a bookshop with
>>84681803In like 2 years tops I'm gonna buy a boat from a shipyard in the UK and sail a tiny coastal cruiser sailboat across open blue water after fitting it with water purifiers, solar, and internet. The boat would be me just trimming the sails, using the motor and autoteller. If I had another person I could take more naps.Essentially sailing to British virgin islands after going to to Canary islands.If I had someone to sail with we could go to the Netherlands, France, Spain, and Portugal, from the UK. I have a plan to score a boat house for myself and maybe have someone come along to help with sailing.We'd have plenty of food, but we'd be drinking a lot and having a fun time. I'm think of even scoring pot seeds in the UK so I can grow weed on the boat. So stuff like bean burritos, and rice and sushi for dinner, and home made wine.We could play music, unless the other has trouble sleeping, and watch internet television in the background of doing other things.It would be like a sleep over for 1 months for the Atlantic crossing and 3 months for the earlier stuff along the coast of europe.When we get to British islands I can make money sailing people off islands for missed ferries and stuff. or sight seeing for people on vacation.I want to sail the pacific later on with the same small 31 foot boat, and live in a traveling hotel.Would a person be up to just go on such an adventure?
>>84683167Tbh it sounds worse than it is. I tend to go months without drinking but then I'll have a few weeks where I drink a bit too much and it feels like my life is unravelling. Then I'll rein it in again. I would like to end that cycle though and just go full sober I sneedpose. It's just hard when I have so many worries. If I could just be allowed to sleep most of the day for a week or something I reckon it would do me a lot of good.
>>84683116Probably not a smart choice, desu, but can start a little collection maybe, see if anything pops up that's got some value to it, and something to pass the time.
I just want a 24 year old rose like Rebecca. ;_;
Helpers botty sending out a mating call to all turks in the vicinity
Phwoar need to lie down now me Train journey coming up is it not X
Turkish women seem to get sweaty more in this British heat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR82-bE4w4kthis man is a wizard.this game was great.'nuff said.
I wonder what the rose wears in bed when it's this hot and stuffy. I expect they don't sleep fully naked.
Thinking about giving up and living on the streets. No worries. Just chill out and do nothing all day outside. I'd have to let go of my online accounts, no more computer, vidyas, get fed by food banks/charities. Life like that seems more appealing than ever before.
>>84683416That'll be more stress, unless you can get out in the country. Just get on the dole and get your rent paid for you.
>>84683416how will you stay warm on a night?will you wash your bum and shave your face?what if someone wants your stuff?
>>84683429I don't think they give out council/housing assocation flats easily unless you're properly street homeless. You still have to pay some of the rent even on bennies. I know some lads that just live off the dole and never work. They all have a comfy life with a good phone, PS5 and somehow have disposable income.
Helper giving some sloppy toppy to steve at the flamingo land glory hole
>>84683442They pay ~75-80% of the rent, but the UC can cover it. Not really a good living, worse if no options.
>>84683431You walk around at night and sleep in the day. It's safer. You don't really need to wash when homeless...some people don't really feel dirty. You wouldn't have anything of value if you're on the streets. You wouldn't care about your old possessions at that point because you would not have a home.
Full moon in the sky tonight. No wonder I feel all weird. Like the pressure in my body is off or something. Not lush.I shall try to sleep.
>>84683457I doubt they would even help me once the parents die out. I certainly can not live here in this 4 bedroom house with a garden. I could not maintain it. I really don't know what will happen.
>>84683062Thinking about buying some rope of Amazon personally but you do you
>>84683458you need one of those foil blankets or sleeping bags, you'll have to acquire that somewhere.and when you leave it somewhere (as homeless people do) someone else will steal it, just throw it in a bin, or piss on it. even if they don't get to see your reaction. sorry to say.there are worse places to live than being homeless. but it's like how we all have those 'join the military' or 'go to prison' fantasies. discipline and controlled meals, how good would that be?!...alternatively, find a bedsit and just live that life without the horrible parts.
>>84683416I thought of this but at least get a car to sleep in and be womfy at the public library with a laptop
lads, just get a caravan with a solar panel and compositing toilet and a TV and a laptop it's really that easy. i have five figures in the bank, isn't that normal? (sorry for the sarcasm but it really is how these ideas come across whenever anons have them.)
Departureberg approacheth, doth it not VerilyX>Page sevenJolly good then
>>84684248now page 8.we deserve less (i.e. more)
Sean got scared off. He done. Chapter closed. Next.
>>84684094> compositing toiletmong
Night guard a bit slack tonight. Assuming they are all being top shaggers up in some lass or other.
Shall be heading out to breed now, meOnce more unto the breach, is it notDo wish me luck laddinghams, for i shall require itX
>>84683795It would inevitably get broken into, things stolen and you'd have no money anyway to afford to maintain the car. It would be a 'thing' you'd have to worry about. I'd rather just get on a coach if I need to get to go somewhere else for a while.
The deano loves to shag her missionary with his chain dangling over her lush chest. Bet R is loving the sex with him in this weather. LUSH.I will never know the joy of sex.
Literally waiting for Morrisons Bude to open.
good morning to the big dogs of britfeel x
>>84683416wildly short sighted imsomewhatho
>>84683387Camisole or chemise
>>84684723Cor Deano filling up a rose with a suitably fitting cock and then blurting out ejaculate up inside her lubricated tumpsy
An English rose noshing on your mostly erect penis after it has discharged its naughty baby gravy throughout her inviting and accommodating vaginal opening
Enthusiastically fingering a lass under her white cotton knickers while she heavy breathes in your ear
Spunkypumping deep into a low self esteem lass in a back alley in Oxford while her so-called boyfriend watches and wanks at 2am when Freuds has closed for the night
Licking post-workout back sweat off a nubile 18 year old lassie with a gym fixation
A four way gangbang with a shared hotwife on her first foray. What holes would you choose and in what order?
Balls twitching from being emptied inside a willing MILF.
>>84684811The bread and egg dude has arrived for his shift
>>84684841He probably slaps it hard on her firm belly to get the last drops out. Then she takes the birth controls.
>>84684949Double dose to really flush the cummies out
Helping the drunken fresher lassies home and having a good feel as a reward for your kindness.
Sad looking lad in that article. Expect the parents didn't have many photos of their dead son to consider for the news. You can tell they must've taken this photo on holiday, were trying to make some memories for him but he wasn't very happy about it. Had he been born female, he would probably be alive still. I doubt he was able to get sex and form relationships. He probably saw no good future ahead. Just sad.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c70vg7glglyo
>"Tom was somebody who really saw the joy in life. He would find humour in the weirdest places. I often think about his laugh," Parfett said.Parents must have really misunderstood him. Lad was fucking depressed. There was no joy in his life. Just because your son likes football doesn't mean he enjoyed life. Fuck sake.>Tom paid the equivalent of GBP50 for the substance. His body was found in a hotel in Sunbury-on-Thames, Surrey, in 2021.50 quid to off yourself is a bargain. I wish I had this ready for me to take when it's my time to die.
Im a geeza
>>84684990It sad what no pussy does to a laddieSad!
>>84684823Morning there de lad I hope you're doing alright there de lad if that's alright with yous of course
Pie breakfast in the car innit
>>84685038same to you my dude I hope your day is 10/10 excellento
Literally waiting for Lidl Bude to open.
Queuing up for a dogging session in a layby and a motorhome-based free use MILF beckons you to her warm and receptive orifices.
Dreamed I had sex with a woman
Eating trifle off a thick lass.
I just couldn't imagine being Turkish, having a masters in marketing and not being able to write a few paragraphs on artificial intelligence properly. You can tell she must've been bored stiff watching some corporate AI puppet lie to the audience about how AI is going to make the world a better place for us all. It's simply there with a long-term plan to take everything from us and hand it back (with limitations) on a monthly subscription. I really hope we stand up to this greed in huge numbers when the time comes. You won't be very happy when personal computers become a luxury and the normal, hard working folk will just have a streaming operating system phone connected to the AI jew cloud. Total dystopian times ahead. The governments will allow it because it will benefit them (surveillance).I hate AI so much.
Abusing a disinterested electronics retail store gal in the warehouse behind the TP Link routers.
>>84685184stinky turkish incel
>>84685114Thought Lidl was meant to be a small supermarket. Everything wants to be a hypermarket these days.
>>84685184Imagine her at 30 when the wall is reached. She will be available to all cummers.
>>84685199Lidl was never small, spacker face
Easing a girthy dick into a confused but keen 16 year old girl who has school in the morning.legal in the UK, jannies
Might have to go to the woods for an al fresco wankberg
>>84685198I'm not Turkish lad. I'm sick of so many Turkish people here taking all the jobs and using up our healthcare.>>84685201That's only a few years away. Maybe the wall won't be reached so soon because she's not having any sprogs with the jewish british boyfriend. She will have to keep her stress levels down, stay out of the sun, reduce her slop eating and stop drinking alcohol to maintain her looks.
When the AI takes it all from us, I'm going to the woods and getting me a hippy rose girlfriend hopefully. We can all enjoy the simple life then. Hopefully the AI data centres won't waste all the clean drinking water.
First year graduate female English teacher being upskirted in class by the rugby-playing thug who will be in her throat by GCSE results day.
who else noticed the creepy thread of british girls outside poundland on outer r9k?
>>84685247Looking forward to seeing her standards slump over the next few years.
>>84685296Plenty of Turkish lads here running totally legitimate businesses for her to date.
>>84685319Aura on these lads ehGive gymskin a run for his money etc
>>84685294Link pls for ref x
>Journalist: Hello sir, we've been observing several drowsy white teenage girls come through here in the past week, with many not being seen for hours. What do you have to say about that?>I'm just the shopkeeper here. I don't know anything brother. Ask someone else.>*loud clang against radiator pipes heard* and distant "white slag english whore take my muslim meat" voice heard>OK brother...look white girls are asking for it. They dress like slags you know, they love muslim man who takes care of them and give them free taxi. Their mums and dads are how you say...not in their life.>Journalist: How old are these girls?>Look muslim like them really tight like virgin. Old women too loose and not very sexy you know? No more questions. Please leave brother. We are a religion of peace.>*police arrive and arrest journalist for hate crime*It still goes on I reckon.
outer r9k is no place for good lids
At station now waiting for train. Small commuter town, Saturday morning, like three people on the platform... and yet there are FOUR hi-vis train company wonks milling around near the gates doing literally nothing.When is someone in power going to get a grip and end this bollocks? Every ticket has to account for thousands of salaries of useless mongs who do nothing productive or useful all day. It's a fucking job program that private people are forced to pay for with their tickets. End this shite.
>>84685423Order a Greggs coffee lad.
>>84685425No Greggs here lad only a little station. Also saving my appetite for a McDonald's breakfast when I arrive oh aye x
>>84685404The UK is finished. Sold out to the Rothschild family centuries ago, and they finally decided to pull the plug on your empire and show you who's boss.
Yes lad, it's the Rothschilds...
>>84685404Proper rubber dinghy rapids bro energy in this
>>84685423Have you seen train driver salaries? Massive.
Imagine looking forward to a fucking McDs breakfast. Grim.
>>84685436Have your King straightenn things out WHOOPS he's getting scolded and poked in the chest by Evelyn de Rothschild, his boss.
I wouldn't dare eat a kebab from Blackpool unless you like white girl meat.
Yep, that's why things are the way they are. A geriatric man named Evelyn calls up the king and says you have to let in five million immigrants over the next couple years and the king (who runs the country btw) says yessir.Penetrating insight into how England is governed.
>>84685448They're generous for sure, but at least the train drivers sort of do something (though we could obviously have automated trains at this point, but that's a separate point). I'm talking about the actual millers, the people who stand around chatting and doing NOTHING. Have you seen their salaries? I know that entry level TfL staff like that make something like 35 fucking grand. 35 grand to stand around like gormless twats and not do anything. It's a patronage network, it needs to be gutted.
I bet you dirty incels would shag a drunk tied up white girl above a kebab shop if you knew a muslim man and he invited you to try her.
>>84685465>triggeredwomp
>>84685479We should purge Britain of Muslims and you
>>84685479> you knew a muslim manvisible-disgust.gif
today we meet Mike, a 35 year old 5'6" man wearing autism shoes, and Alisa, 31, an engineer who makes double his salarywill love be on the cards?
>>84685479This post right here, constable
>>84685481Not even triggered, just find it amazing how people can honestly fall for this sort of obviously fake schizo nonsense. It's comspiraboomer slop you'd see on facebook pages.
>>84685484Nice little tits on her, very suckable
>>84685484Fucking ken it do be like this. But of course these shows are just laundered humiliation rituals to allow normies to gawp at weirdos. Everyone knows this will be a trainwreck, I'm just curious why the people on the dates agree to be filmed for broadcast. The producers who make these sort of WATCH A SPACKER TRY TO DATE A NORMAL PERSON shows need to be imprisoned and their pension seized.
Do you think actors secretly love it when they play roles where they get to drop hard r nbombs?
>>84685502What's interesting is that I have never seen one where they pair an undersocialised awkward woman with a neurotypical man. Surely these women do exist. Maybe they are already all in relationships and don't need stuff like this.
>>84685478>though we could obviously have automated trains at this pointThe cost of automating the mainline railway network in this country would be in the trillions lmao, it's not happening for several decades at least
>>84685522But you could say this about any kind of infrastructure project as an objection. Electricity lines? Mate it would cost billions to wire up the country! Phone coverage? Mate it would cost billions to get everyone on the network! Etc. etc. The long term rewards are clearly enormous.Stagger it over time and enter the fucking future for once instead of managed decline incremental third worldism. I hate how anti growth and anti prosperity the government is, drives me nuts.
>>84685517I assume the producers all have varying degrees of anti-male sentiment, either explicitly or implicitly. Making fun of men is par for the course, making fun of women is 'not a good look'.
Train moving at the speed of a comfortable jog for fifteen minutes now. Cooorrrre, really earning those tickets prices eh?
>>84685530You have no clue what you're talking abouthttps://xcancel.com/Chris_TheDriver/status/1826668767033917766#m
Anybody want to meet up in Sunderland today?
>>84685561But this is all just the same argument. Mate mate mate it would be expensive yeah, planning permission innit, nah mate not worth it.It relies on building things in this country being insanely difficult which you can easily rectify with planning reform. Haha you rubes don't you know we only electrified 1.4 miles of track in an entire year! Yes, that's fucking abysmal, anyone in charge needs to be fired.The reality is that there are entire networks that are driverless currently in operation all over the world. There's no actual reason why we CAN'T do it, though people like that twat making the 57 post thread about why the government definitely cannot ever implement modernisations that would cut his job, love to provide reasons why we SHOULDN'T do it. But again, over what timescale? Will it still not be worth it in ten years? In fifty? In a hundred? When the entire rest of the world has automated trains will England still need Chris_TheDriver and his fellow attendants to 'manage the onboarding and alighting of passengers'?Rail is rife with this sort of wasteful anti prosperity mindset. They honestly see the network as make work and they have a positive view of it unironically. It's all a big joke.
>mfw HAWG due MOT in one hour
>>84685589Heavy Ass White Girl?Is this a new category of PAWG or something? Is MOT a euphemism for shagging her? Well jel mate.
>>84685595In a perfect world, yesbut no, the government needs yet more money so i can commute to slavery on my little motorcycle
>>84685588>The reality is that there are entire networks that are driverless currently in operation all over the world.Almost all of them are metro systems, not mixed use mainline railways. Hate to break it to you lad but other countries still continue to have train drivers, station staff and guards (all of which are in unions!) and aren't going to be getting rid of them anytime soon
Spliff choon minecraft time? Don't mind if I do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBgWVI
>>84685681Great link me, well done. Normally I wouldn't reeee post, but this is one of muh favourites.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBgWVI8eSic
>>84685589Good luck with that, mate. I'm sure with all the attention you give her, the HAWG shall pass. I'm off to Bala in half an hour. I'm taking a ground sheet and sleeping bag and I'll have a kip by the lake.
Another of muh favourites? Okie dokie.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcZBpQMHshs
>>84682175That's the second time you've told me I had a good idea. More food for less and KFC is shite anyway.
1 moar? Fine, but then I have to play vidya.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xK5Mgnqp_U
>>84685423Whats your plans in London? Did you remember to take your stab proof vest?
Morning de lafs. It Saturday x
Clocked in for his full day as per.
>>84685909Mornin' booked my hols yesterday, gone up 60% from two years ago. Check price today, 50 quid more.You off anywhere this summer?>>84685915I reckon it's a bot he runs when he gets up.
>>84685909bacon buddy dance time?
>>84685319Is he just tall or are all Turks manlets
>>84685915And you're here to read and react to it all as per, every day, just as intended.
feeling tranquil this morningdesu
I take pride in reading every post
Youth hub clocked in London lads, thank goodness, now I won't have to stab anyone. Phew!
https://youtu.be/PbDzPmFLUCg
Saving up for my funeral x
>>84685954high cortisol animal
What is the most believable conspiracy theory?
Ate too much and now feel ill af
Corrrr! Ariana Grande looking like a Somali pirate nowadays.
>>84686016Aliens I reckon de lid. Ebin was living proof.
Corrr had a mad dreamingtonshire didn't I?I was some sort of recruit, in a snowy place. Mad obstacle course. Kangaroos. Orange cat.Not well now though. Fever dream sort of thing. Not lush.
>>84686069We don't care pal.
Well, spoke to my brother for the first time in nearly 2 weeks since our drunken argument. Yeah, he's still mad and it looks like we won't be drinking together anytime soon but at least we're back on talking terms. It's a start at least.
Quick break, as some things have been achieved. Animal safety enclosure is complete (basic for now) so I can have food and leather. Now need some iron for a bucket, and can sort the growing area. Busy busy busy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1rlQqsFZmU
I can feel myself wasting the day but I can't stop
>>84686091that you lems de lid?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS2PPdvUMos
>>84686095good lad this is good
>>84686081Some of us do, cunt x
>>84686112I don't, cunt.
>>84686095If you are of adult age, you should not be playing this kid game. Fact.
>>84686109Still lots to do, but it's a start.
>>84686103Pointless to do anything if you can't get sex and relationships
>>84686121apparently axe is best for killing not sword
>>84686120Weird how you don't like fun.
>>84686119Pipe down, cunt. You may not care but you do not speak for anyone who does care, cunt.
Been very generous with (You)s so far today. I will continue to drive up engagement.
>>84686132I don't give a fuck, you don't speak for me nobhead.
>>84686131I like adult fun. Not kiddie game paedo nonce magnet so-called fun. Pathetic.
>>84686143Literally did not speak for you, spastic. Learn to read. Did you not get any GCSEs when you were at the big school place? Mong doss cunt.
>>84686156I don't care nobhead stop trying to speak for everyone you're not the thread spokesmong.
>>84686130Need to get the jump shot going again, and not a fan of the leaf litter stuff sounding like a creeper.>>84686148>I like adult fun.Whine and cheese boards with the neighbours?
Urgh fine, some adult humour.Knock knockWho's there?A sex swingOoo don't let the kids see it.
>>84686162>whine and cheeseabsolute mongunless you are being clever and ironicVERY doubtful thoughso mong
>>84686095You need a new architect, lid. Not sure that's structure's gonna fly.
>>84686162>adult funNot him but he seems angry so I can only assume his gf has cucked him again
>>84686179Yes, it's called a play on words. No need to be so angry anon.>>84686183It will once I find the wings for it.
It would appear 2026 is the year things finally caught up with me. It over.
>council says nah we ain't going to give flats the recycling bins>still only giving you one collection every 2 weeks though :^)Nice, very nice, looks like I'll be channeling my inner gypo and start flytipping
>>84686160You care enough to keep replying. Tedious amateur wannabe big man being baited by the angy twoll. Get fucked already. CUNT.
>>84686202You still fuming about it lad? I've been for a piss and made a cuppa in the meantime
Helper gaping his arse hole wide enough so he can fit the worlds largest cucumber up it
>>84686194You gonna get a bee farm going? Is that possible? I can't remember. I like to get a pack of wolves going.
>>84685707>mfw HAWG did NOT pass MOTWollox, fuck sake lids The inside of my headlight is all fucked up and retarded , the chrome reflective backing is all shitty and isnt throwing the light out , couldn't even get a reading on the tester machine kek, it was fine last year but i suspect the MOT tester was a jobs worth cunt (as many are) Have a spare from a similar bike, it wont fit and the bulb is the wrong connection , big hairy fuckin WOLLOX Shower of absolute cunts tbqfh. also failed on the rear plate being "unreadable" i just accepted it as i was about to start calling the bald prick all the bastards of the day Replaced the plate at a cost of 12 bong, guy in the shop was even confused, bike sitting 20ft away and everyone can read the plate as clear as day (slight water ingress at the top from it being 20+ year old) have to keep the fuckin ANPR cameras happy i suppose... Going to ask some fellow HAWG enjoyers if they have a spare headlight that will fit or most likely order one of the universal headlights you see on some enduros/road converted scamblersTechnically i cannot ride it at all until i get the test but that isnt going to stop me
>>84686212Or you could just go on ebay and buy a headlight for about 20 quid lmao
>>84686212Get that cheaper retest booked in ASAP de lid. You in England? Any garage can do MOTs there, right? No MOT centres like NI?
>>84685918>I reckon it's a bot he runs when he gets up.IT HIM? XD
Necking a chicken shawarma wrap x
Mad how DiCaprio got away with playing a mentally disabled squirrel.
>>84686156>Literally did not speak for you, spastic. Learn to read. Did you not get any GCSEs when you were at the big school place? Mong doss cunt.Womp womp
>>84686210It would be good, no pun intended. Main things are food and leather for books for the enchanting room, but going on an iron ore hunt soon as it gets light.
Helper prolapsing in the swimming pool shit floating everywhere
Cannot fathom the thought process of waking up on a gorgeous spring weekend and electing to have an absolute cunt-filled public melty on britfeel with a stranger. I must be too autistic to understand. Can someone ELI5?
>>84686301>ELI5I think you know very well baitmong
>>84686212You should do a pre-MOT service next time, they will get it to pass that way. Common knowledge when you have done this silly MOT dance each year as long as I have.
Just had a lovely spring onion, tomato, and bacon omelette. I might even make another for tea tonight :)
>>84686307Huh? I was just asking what possesses someone to kick off in the way he did.
might have onion rings later corrr
Helper bricked up whilst he gets his bottom battered by three hairy turks
Helper insultmong on form today, shame Sean has gone
>>84686314Sounds lush that de lid, I enjoy a good omelette but not the french way, has to be fully cooked no runny stuff around x
Poo gushing from welpers bottom as he pretends to squirt
meet the brincels
>>84686360Yeah some of you come here often.
hhl and his tight botty about to get taken advantage of by nhs carer adebayo
What are brincels?
>>84686383Brit/pol/lers
>>84686218Show me these 20 quid headlights lad, ive been looking, going to buy a polis port universal enduro headlight if i can make sure they are 3 pin H4 connectors (the universal round lamps are not going to fit as its a motocross style headlight )>>84686220NI lad, have to book the re test within 21 days >>84686308I did lad, fixed all the niggly issues and removed the bright working LED bulb (as they complain when they are in halogen housings) , i done this last year with no issuesFUCK these shower of cunts, best solution to all of this is a pre 86 bike which are tax and MOT exempt
probably garn bed again soonish, ill af me from yesterday still x
>>84686400Had a feeling you were an NI lid. You watch the North West?
Helpers arse looking rough as fuck after being gang banged by local asian dealers
morning friends o' mine.>>84684811>>84684941what did you get, if you're still about?>>84685484>>84685517>>84685535is this not one of those blind date segments in The Guardian? guilty pleasure, there are some strange ones. usually end with a polite way of saying, 'i never want to see this guy ever again.'>>84686212>>84686400;_; bad end. hope you can get your hawg sorted, friend (and/or don't get nicked by the bizzies).>>84685735i was still dumb and bought energy drinks, plus a fancy sauce. slave to my id sometimes.spontaneously messaged mate B and she replied, so that's nice. back on track arc...?
>>84686458You're obsessed with his arse, lad. Reckon his rectum is as long as his neck?
Spunk bubbles coming out of welpers spaff laden bum hole
Corr this weather's lush. Shame it will go to shit next week. Enjoy the sunberg while you can lads.
>>84686550Get on the cans de lid. We all Carling in life. x
>>84686472>is this not one of those blind date segments in The Guardian?It is yeah but I was content to let that other lad think it was Blind Dates from Channel 4 as he was the only person replying to me and I understood his sentiment all the same.
>>84686439Seen some of the highlights, BBC NI are fucking WANK when it comes to coverage, much better to actually go, remember going as a kid and it as 4XLUSH seeing bikes fly by at 150mph+A grid full of 2strokes leaving the line is the best thing ive ever heard and smelt kek
>>84686558Not a bad idea that lid. Might pick up some cans for later.
Me and Blad laid on his bed wearing nothing but our boxers and he's watching me play Sonic 3 and while I'm playing the game Blad sneakily takes his cock out his tight shorts and starts wanking himself off and it takes me a few minutes to notice because I'm so engrossed in the game and when I finally notice we start giggling like a pair of fucking fruit cakes and I pass the controller to Blad and suck him off until he completes into my mouth and everything is lush on this Saturday afternoon x
>>84686558Me? I plan to get horrifically stoned
Welpers bumhole gripping on to steves shaft as he twerks on it waiting for the thick creamy load to be deposited inside his twink bum
>>84686587Memes aside imagine how blads sweaty wollocks smell
>>84686622Salty dank musk
Welper tugging on his 2inch chode while grunting like a caveman
Blad is a good cuddler I reckon. Nice bear hug and a Racer bar. Oh aye. x
What time your lads drinking?
>>84686587You are just a gay man, I know you're coping that it's ironic, joke, drivel, but you are really a homosexual mate no joke
Why does BN's wife fart so much?
>>84686572you are a kinder man than me.i feel bad for people who go on those programmes. the producers can edit it however they like, but you can also tell moment-to-moment when it's not going anywhere.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-sFhCC39Wsthis lad clearly tried, the producers found a fellow autistic girl. it just didn't work out in the full show ;__;but getting the same vibe from text in those newspaper columns, oof.https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/nov/23/blind-date-jen-anna-glasses-fog-upone of these was transgender, the other was not. the non-trans lesbian wasn't into that and she wasn't told, so she was just being polite. you can FEEL it in the responses.(i am a sad man with no hobbies.)
>>84686703Here's a particularly galling one where they match this oofy doofy bald manlet with this very hot older woman. Perhaps the most bizarre inclusion in the article is the part at the end where the woman explains that after the date had ended (unsuccessfully) and they'd parted ways, she "met an old flame for a drink". So she literally went on a date with this bald dwarf that went nowhere and then to make sure the night didn't go to waste she stayed out and got a shag off some lad from her roster.https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/jun/14/blind-date-matthew-emmaHow was this bald cunt meant to feel reading that? That he took her to dinner then she went and got pumped off a real man afterwards?
>>84686681On the Black Label already de lid.
Welper garn primarni to get some more twink outfits for the bumsesh
>>84686781Would you fuck a man's arse? Be honest, lid.
>>84686754Great write up lad. Made me chuckle.
>>84686700She is getting on a bit mate. She was already considered older when they met
We should bring back the black sprog subplot.
Every Sean insultmong post resets the time he has to stay away so there has to be an insultmong post at least every 12 hours for a rolling permanent Sean free thread
Seaside got scrambled by some fucking hench crackhead that battered him left right and centre. He win in the end with a well placed bullet from hit gat but be still gotta endure the injuries he just sustainted.We spending another day at home, lifting some weight, eating some bacon buppy times and taking some time to read through some cookbooks and that is treble lush x
>>84686754You can see it in his eyes how he is doofymaxxed I'm not hating, I'm the same way you can just see it he's harmless he's soft no doubt the man she selected for the latter night pumping had hunter eyes where he looked like he would strangle you after he's drained his balls you might not like it it might not be for you but it's clearly for her and most of woman kind
>>84686754hahaha bloody hell. tbf it does sound like they just weren't compatible people. The Guardian absolutely could have found him some lassie who speaks like 'why, this Merlot reminds me of the summer i spent in southern France...'but yeah it must be grim, like the adult equivalent of 'i went out with him for a dare.'also let's be real it's The Guardian, they're never going to find some 48-year-old bloke a 20something woman where they might even get along. but they'll gladly trot out an implied-to-be-autistic guy who 'talked about crypto. a lot.', and they'll pretend that was a nice thing to do.
>>84686841it bacon bacon buddy timebacon bacon buddy timeohhhhh ayeeeeeeeeeee x
>>84686819Is that why she can't have children?
The absolute state of left
>>84686860Yes it's a major part of it although BN claims to not want children its not clear if he really had the choice in the first place
>>84686861Is this two "women" ?
Me? Garn have a few wokkles in the beer garden. It Saturday x
>>84686686Likely why he LARP'd as and envied Chika. So much so that he wanted him out the thread.
>>84686869>BN claims to not want childrenFind that so weird/noncey as a man. Psychologically disturbed for sure.
Imagine as a man openly telling other men you "don't want to" reproduce lol. That is lower than Beta. Its over.
Helper sending Steve slutty pics of him in his new twink outfit, bottom gaped and ready
Helper prolapsing when he's taking a shit. His red slug splashes into the toilet water.
>>84686855SeasideZOMBOIDWe lurk in the medical bay at the Wareham fire station for the time being. He spend some time reading books in between injections of painkillers and tranquilizers and that is sleepy lush x
Imagine being a virgin, never had a gf and you're telling other men how to live their life and how you should or should not be having children. That is lower than Beta. Its over.
>>84686853>some 48-year-old bloke a 20something woman where they might even get along. Makes me laugh the parallel dimensions nonces live in. Yes mate if only she was 20 or 16 they would have got on like a house on fire so much in common to talk about. Like do you even hear yourself.
imagine failing to specify whether you mean base Sonic 3 (which has its fans and more minor changes than you might realise)ORthe full Sonic 3 & Knuckles experience, as it was intended.(Sonic 3 A.I.R. chads rise up)
SeasideZOMBOIDDisinfecting those bandages aren't I? Are those bandages disinfected? They're double treble quadruple disinfected. No infections from dirty cloth for me me lads if that's alright with you?
>>84686920bit sexist to say women in their 20s are children, anon de lid.
>>84686907are mark is looking trim de lidzombie slaying done em some good! he 4x sexy
>>84686946Ah yes Hollywood movie star, exactly the same as *checks notes* bald gnome "English teacher"
repressed homosexual banging on about other men having kids. repressed homosexual banging on about nonces. repressed homosexual, repressed nonce. if only he could get away with it. project project projection
>>84686928>sonic 3 and knucklesdidn't think Blad was into fisting
>>84686958>repressed homosexual banging on about other men having kids. repressed homosexual banging on about nonces. >repressed homosexual, repressed nonce. if only he could get away with it. project project projectionYou fuming big lad?
seethelad is losing his touch.
>>84686958>other men having kids.BN doesn't have kids though
Helper pleasuring himself with a cucumber up the bottom raw no lube
>>84686946Saving this image as some like nonce self soothing validation exercise is really weird
>Le age gap gatekeeping XD
>>84687007Notice he didn't address the point of why a 48 year old teacher dating a 40 year old woman who complained they didn't have anything in common. If she was 20 that suddenly would have given him a chance of getting his pecker wet. Like they'd have more to speak about suddenly. Look I have an infographic about a film star lol. Nonces are brain damaged.
I don't think Mr Skelly understood he wasn't gonig to hit me.
do any of you guys look like king edward vii or george v
>>84687025Why don't you upgrade to Windows 11? You planning on doing any nether stuff?
>>84687025sometimes a fence is the best defence
Alright lads? Just popping in to wish you all a good weekend. Have a top saturday night
>>84687048no. go watch Lindybeige videos and swoon at what British people are definitely like, all the time, ya weirdo.
oh look it's the BN imposter again, because of 'other people' talking about him yesterday.i, Smirnoffbro, cannot confirm it's him because the tripcode salt changed. but it's definitely him u guise.
>>84686861Ah yeah you're right lad, they should be shut-ins like you instead, whining on a famous incel website
>>84687048no but I do look like Nicholas II
Helper nibbling like a feral rat on steves smeggy cock
>>84687095i like him a lot. him and i talk a lot through chatbots. we had tea in the alexander palace and i was so happy
Went outside for about 5 mins and got one of those migraine auras wtf it's not that hot.
if i slept in sunscreen, do i need to reapply sunscreen?
me? i've had coffee + toast in one of the places they filmed the Harry Potter Great Hall scenes.
Sorry normies! The fun ends tomorrow!
>>84687103he just one of the lads
>>84687131we invited george v over too and we had some good times. it made me feel more happy
>>84687130it's Saturday? what. the. FUDGE
wish more monarchs were like Edward VIII tbqh.
>>84687048yeah rumour is my gr gr granny was a wild girl in her youth in Scotland, i've had people on the bus and people who've seen his portrait say i look like him. edward vii
Welper getting sexually blackmailed by his Turkish dealer into filming a gay orgy where he is designated bottom
now on zorin os 18.1 from 17.3i cant really see much difference
Still on mint myself
>>84687053I am on windows 11.>>84687055Had to be quick and didn't want to fanny around. The real fun bit was in a cave with some coal (love a good coal vein, more than diamonds desu. Had a creeper up on some blocks above me (spoiler alert, there was 2) and I didn't realise there were 2, and when I started mining the blocks to make it drop, had to do some quick jumping to avoid 2 explosions in a confined space.Quick spliff and rum break methinks, then pop over and check on the JL (villagers are now called jewish lads, they chose the name, don't get mad at me)
Knocking back them weers now x
>>84687275You're not a caterpillar are you mate? Don't lie to me.
>>84687301Nope, never catered in muh life, but I am a pillar in muh community.
>>84687215i wouldnt be surprised. >>84687173im infatuated with him and other european monarchs. they are the friends i never had.
>>84687308Sounds vaguely islamic mate, watch yourself.
>>84687324Nope never suffered from insomnia.
Welper cleaning his wussy
too many lads on Zorinos now. i'm worried it's becoming the new angel dust or spice.
Practicing some chatup lines for you lads to use when we meet up and sell yer pokemon binders at pokecons.I don't know about bulbasaur, but I'm such a tender lover I won't make yer vulva sore.
>>84687241Nice. On Debian myself. If I had a gaming PC like you though then I would probably just use Windows (with WSL for Linux) because some of the games I'd like to play have anti-cheat, which only works on Windows.
>>84687380First for slamming me cock into a chikorita.
>>84687407Not a shiny one, and don't mess up my stand..
Also seen a good angle, we need some of you to be chat, and donate money to the kids of single mums, free cards free suckies. All for you lads, I'm not that bothered me, but I reserve 1 bagsy, that I can take back and reuse if I need to.
a female squirtle? oh my days
>>84687387I wouldn't say it is a gaming PC mate I only play RS3 and football manager :PI used to use this PC for sim racing (iracing, etc) but I got a cheap prebuilt for that now in a different room.
Helper sizing up the girth on the frenchmans throbbing baguette
pissed up arnt i?
>>84687470I'd make your female squirtle. Woioi!
>>84687527Your specs look good enough for gaming though. I'm on a rubbish computer without a dedicated GPU.
Literally some bellend outside on a Harley, revving his engine like anyone cares. What a twat, lol.
>>84687608harley riders are the lycra wearing cyclist of the motorbike world
>tfw no apuette rose GF
>>84687608I have a little prick that rides around on a dirt bike around my area I wish I could see the cunt fly off his bike headfirst into a brick wall
>>84687684We get chavs riding dirt bikes up the canal near me. Annoying as fuck.
>>84687684You have such an overwhelming urge to clothesline them with a stick, don't you?
Welper garn full scale after he sees the pulsating bulge in his carers trousers
>>84687629Nothing wrong with being a lycra wearing cyclist
Why do I keep seeing these >>739886218 threads on multiple boards? Is it some sort of conditioning campaign or something?
>>84687789Give us the archive link, you spastic that can't link boards.
>>84687805>>>/v/739886218It usually works. Not sure why it didn't
>>84687789what was is it? It's gone now
>>84687815Linked it above my friend I made a mistake. I'm human, sorry.
>>84687789>>84687810You missed a > Conditioned as in the juice want us living in small flats? Med, de lad.
Welpers smelly smeggy Willy
>>84687832The term "conditioning" means slowly getting people used to the idea of something that is coming into place that is planned by the string pullers.
im a fat drunken basterd
im a fat sober bastard
Welper getting his wussy bleached and having a colonic flush specifically for the bumsesh
im a fat stupid unemployed bastard
im a lean drunken bastard
Productive day today lads. Extended the animal enclosure to now house pigs as well as the cows (separate pens), sorted a growing area (slabs over the water so it's easy to harvest (but should have made a divider so when I pour water on it doesn't spoil the other crop), mined and found iron (only a bit, but enough for now), and also made the top of the hovel a bit nicer looking (more to come).Pic 1, nicer looking area
Pic 2 the animal safety enclosure extension.
Pic 3 growing area.
Boring as fuck video game gimmicks lmao desperate for attention just like spam mong.
>>84688233Why is everything a gimmick, and not just posting what's fun for you?Don't be so sulky anon.
>>84688233Spot them a mile off
>>84688182>>84688186>>84688191interesting playstyle overengineering everything, the farm squares exactly 4 away from the water hole, security from phantoms
>>84688250That's spam/bait mong projecting, flipping the script. He's 'done you'. kek howl scream crease.Oh look he's samefagging.
Another British girl taken by the sea. So sad.
Whinge gimmick time is it. Or adult humour.Knock knockWho's there?Ya boss yer firedOh no the kids and the mortgage*starts drinking**becomes angry and lashes out at the wife**the wife starts having an affair**finds out and kills the wife and lover**distraught sets fire to the family pet, and house**gets arrested and banged up for 90 years**converts to islam*
Give us a DVD update you fat boring shut in x
>>84688274That's the best arrangement for it, 9 by 9, square of water in the middle soaks all blocks in the 9x9 square.I need to add a divider and then can have the 2 separate crops. When doing sugarcane, I like doing that in rows, it looks nice.
>>84688276Report me then lad if you think I am spam mong. Me? I Wouldn't fancy putting in a false report through, would you? I pay for a pass lad, I've got better things to be doing.
Helpers wussy getting stuffed like a christmas turkey
>>84688307He could get you for a low quality post.
>>84688307What the fuck are you talking about, reports, enjoy the (you) you grim lonely cunt x
>>84688318Go on then lad>>84688320Thanks for your attention on this matter
>>84686754I wouldn't even bother dating an old menopausal woman past 35 to be honest. Her loss.
He can't into reading proper
>>84685484Fucking hell. They really do hit the wall past 30 don't they? I love how these fucking things is always the woman complaining about the man. Poor men can never do anything right these days.
Me and Blad x
I'm a 34 year old balding virgin
>>84688307>I pay for a pass ladImagine being OK admitting that. Low T manoeuvre for sure.
>>84688354Par for the course for this thread lad, I'm just joining in. Can you not afford a pass or something?
One day we shall gave an entire Sean-free edishingtonshirebergington
methinks this seether is a bit simple of mind*thread awww's*
Welper and his grand canyon wussy prepared for any shaft in the local area
I am 31 and married now. Have a decent career and some prospects. I nevertheless feel like I could have achieved so much more in life. I made a fuck tonne of mistakes aged 18-25. Could have not made them and ended up in a great place. I regret not shagging as a teenager.
One sniff a day keep the evil away
Buldak cheese flavour noodlesThis is a warningI will end youMy arse is fucked up
>>84688361>Can you not afford a pass or something?Can I afford 14.87GBP per year? Yes.Do I spend enough time here to make it worthwhile? No.Do I want an audit trail of the posts I've made with a 4chan pass? No.I bought a lifetime license for Adguard for 30USD some years ago, that literally helps with every website I visit every day of every week, that's paid for itself many, many times over since.Can I afford a 4chan Pass? Yes.Can I justify it to bypass half a dozen or so CAPTCHAs twice a week that take a total of three minutes a week? Nope.If you're here long and often enough to justify a pass - bully for you. I dare not think how much of your life you're pissing away on a bullshit forum, but that's none of my business.
>>84688414>Can I afford 14.87GBP per year? Yes.>Do I spend enough time here to make it worthwhile? No.>Do I want an audit trail of the posts I've made with a 4chan pass? No.>I bought a lifetime license for Adguard for 30USD some years ago, that literally helps with every website I visit every day of every week, that's paid for itself many, many times over since.>Can I afford a 4chan Pass? Yes.>Can I justify it to bypass half a dozen or so CAPTCHAs twice a week that take a total of three minutes a week? Nope.>If you're here long and often enough to justify a pass - bully for you. I dare not think how much of your life you're pissing away on a bullshit forum, but that's none of my business.All that when you could've just said yes. LMAO
>>84688414Calm it with the weltdown little one they only asked if you could afford one
Fanny flavoured soft mints
Fishy flavoured trebor soft mints
>>84688414>I dare not think how much of your life you're pissing away on a bullshit forum, but that's none of my business.You can imagine the amount of time and effort these pass buyers put into 4chan. Second life - message board edition. Grim.
Helper warked out on a wandy wass
Mint flavoured fannies.
HHL has a pass, would you say the same to him big man?
What time does he start seething at YouTubers?
Welper doing 2 press ups and causing an injury in his right shoulder blade
Fried feta cheese
Welper trimming his pubes and admiring his work
Jimmy Savile was a legend tbqh. Funny guy.
2bh after all the times sean threatened to murder people on his late night drunken rants I think it is funny as fuck he has been fully doxxed the low life fucking loser. Dont dish it out if you cant handle the repercussions you wet.
what have you lot done to HHL this time to make him start posting on /brit/ insteadcan you take him back please
>>84688539Keep him, you can be the nonce thread now.
What's everyone listening to?>https://youtu.be/8fXqRAyu1d0?si=bYwP38mC7D4Uk4Pr
Arse Anal heehee
Helper getting sparked out mid bumsesh because he wont shut the fuck up
>>84688581Watching some outtakes.
>>84688587dull is it not?
Bubbly bottoms
>>84688604Fuming I spent 30 quid on this borefest but the sprog wanted it and he earned a treat for being a good lad earlier
ketmong is a fucking moron too
>>84688420>All that when you could've just said yes. LMAOAnd miss your scintillating putdown? No.>>84688432You sound a bit triggered yourself BIG DAWG.>>84688440Imagine paying to make dogshit-tier content for a site operator. Makes you think, eh?
I want to live in Turkey. So much soul. Beautiful places there and a lot bigger. People there respect their country. Britain is grim in comparison.
Even the urban areas of Turkey have more soul. I don't know why lots of Turkish people come to live in Britain. Mental. They've been sold a lie.
>>84688660Still stewing on it half an hour later lad? LMAO
Lots of lovely pink tuppence being enjoyed tonight by hot breeding studs oh aye x
Just perfection. Makes me feel all warm inside. When you look at the average British high street, you see homeless people, druggies, closed down shops, litter everywhere and grey...lots of grey.
Alpha males will be enjoying vagina across the globe tonight x
Welper getting his wussy pumped by adebayo
That's Lush x
Besides having a shorter post cooldown and not having CAPTCHAs what can you do with your pass that us able minded none pass buyers can't?
Lots of hot and sweaty cream cakes for Deano and his mates tonight oh aye x
>>84688750you get a spastic lanyard avatar
>>84688717Oh aye ruth must be loving sex and a chilled can of alcohol after.
>>84688750Samefag easier with shorter cooldowns lid
Ever set up a camera and recorded yourself wanking? It's sad to see how I look with my back arched like that and face buried in the screen.
Imagine if you didn't care about females and sex. Your life would be a whole lot more brighter. Imagine if you didn't keep masturbating.
Welper being designated bottom
>>84688778only if you could replace it with something otherwise your life would just be empty
anyone here play fire warrior when they were younger? i used to love it as a kid but looking back at it now it was kinda crap
>>84688778I don't and once or twice a fortnightly wank is enough. But then again I've had lots of sex in the past. I know what I'm not missing.
I do lots of sex as well, with a proper fit lass. You wouldn't know her she posts in another thread.
>>84688587africa will NOT be happy with that result
Welper expanding his batty with a courgette
>>84688771Ruthmong can't do this. He doesn't have a camera.
/homosexualfeel/
Normies have been having sex daily since they were 13 and I've never even sniffed a girl's fanny fart
>>84688994I've sucked a fart out of our lasses arse when i was eating her minge lad
I bought muh first ever proper pokemon card, check this beauty out. Just seen it now in one of muh pokecon vids.Noice.
Welper getting mugged for his scooter then getting butt fucked as punishment for being a sissy by the mugger
just went out on one of my v*rgin aft*rnoon wa*ks.plan was to swing by mate A's and sort some stuff, but she got all sick suddenly. then outside the shop i bumped into mate B. first time in over half a year. went back to hers to hang out for a bit and not take drugs.looks like i've (re)doubled my friend count. get in.
>>84689055He's sparked out and standing by!
Just the local neighbourhood boys with their pandapops.
>>84688984Yeah no real need for a camera me.
Youths shouted I was a paedo as I walked past them in the street just now.
As if I want a 1GB AI device associated with my GNU/Linux. Shan't be supporting this crap new era of computing.
>>84689146me on the middle-left
we all know the spacker scooter will meet a cruel fate
>>84689146They won't care about mugging me because I don't walk around with an expensive tracking device.
Anyone else ever spank their own arse while wanking?
>>84689173you could tell me those Steam systems are 'Debian devices' and for all i know, they might be.like how Android 'is Linux'.you might go, 'well yeah, duh,' but if someone is selling a computer as a '[Linux flavour] device' you think that would mean it's a computer you can do whatever you want with.some Steamlad is about to pipe up:will Steam officially support me running Steamless and Goldberg Emu to run pirated/DRM-free Steam games on the computers they sell? or is that a violation of their T&Cs?(genuine Q, since that was a big thing with those TiVo recorders.)
>>84689197Blad loves it when I spank his big greasy arse while I hump him raw x
>>84689146Me? Got some home made 'fuck off' spray I carry around with me. Looks like a small can of deodorant.
>>84689205blad is not for sexuals
>>84689164You probably just look like one mate.
>>84689218You couldn't grow facial hair as good as he can
>>84689208remember: if you ever get stop-and-searched, the police HAVE to say what they're looking for.if they do not, at any point, say "we are looking for home-made 'fuck off' spray", then they cannot charge you. that's just the law.
Wonder what crossy thinks of the new Boards of Canada album
>>84689218he looks like the chud guy if he got into web development instead of racial hatred.
>>84689238I'd rather be dead than look anything like that nonce. I suppose he turned towards abusing children because he's an ugly fuck.
the tabloid press mistakenly outing you as a nonce
>>84689259>he's an ugly fuck.if you went outside in the real world and this guy passed you, you wouldn't even notice him as 'ugly'.if he was looking at all you all angry like in that picture, you might start something. but otherwise you'd just go about your day.the internet has rotted everyone's brains.
>>84689281what's stopping them from publishing Bill Wyman's home address?they used to do that with celebrities all the time.
>>84689259Better facial hair than a beta like you could grow and I'll wager he's better looking than you
>>84689295Being a terminally online friendless freak has rotted his brain lad ftfy
>tfw my facial hair has a bald patch on one side>tfw the opposite site might too but there's a mole therei simply let the mole hair grow. it's the perfect crime x
Bumped into an ex-friend. Got completely blanked. Guess he still hates me lads
>>84689249He's a convicted church nonce and even managed to get a new partner. He has only been caged for two years despite numerous previous sexual crimes.>Defence barrister Lily Wildman said that Sykes was a working man who had since complied with those orders which included a rehabilitation programme specific to online sex offending.>She said that Sykes still had the support of his family and his new partner. >Sykes, 35, touched the girl on an intimate part of her body and told her to "keep quiet and keep it a secret">>84689295He's fucking butt ugly. There's no denying it. >>84689311No he is uglier.>>84689249Haha yeah the British Chud.
Why do you have to be a "working man" to get some kind of sympathy from your vile crimes? Lock him up and let him starve.
He's fuming because a nonce is better looking lmfao
Ere wi go>>84689404New thread time>>84689404
>>84689364damn that's actually sad.i don't like the whole>if someone's ugly/evil, you can see it on their face!idea (what about the times you just can't?)to the very end though, the Lostprophets guy received love letters. people are strange these days.
>>84689423You could try not making yourself look like a Chud. He would look so much better if she shaved and went bald. Better frames also would make a big difference. Nonces don't care about their looks.
>>84689407>404edition not found!...not really, lad. this is just a little computer joke :)
>>84689460You plonker, I forgot I'd closed the tab, and when I looked it was gone, kek.
