/r9k/ - Story time >getting ready for a date with cute Fil - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

05/29/26(Fri)22:20:26 No.84683857

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Anonymous 05/29/26(Fri)22:20:26 No.84683857 Archived

Story time
>getting ready for a date with cute Filipina chick
>get there, doesn't look like the pictures
>looks like picrel
>i start chatting her up a bit
>she doesn't say much
>get in an uber to go to VR place
>uber drops us off on the other side of the street
>i get out
>donkey says she doesn't go out not on right side of the street and wait for me there
>uber leaves
>donkey never comes back and blocked me

Anonymous
05/29/26(Fri)22:49:13 No.84684010

Anonymous 05/29/26(Fri)22:49:13 No.84684010

>>84683857
Lmfao brootal. Wtf

Anonymous
05/29/26(Fri)22:50:20 No.84684017

Anonymous 05/29/26(Fri)22:50:20 No.84684017

I lol'd ngl

Anonymous
05/29/26(Fri)22:51:38 No.84684023

Anonymous 05/29/26(Fri)22:51:38 No.84684023

>>84683857
How did a full sized donkey fit inside a car?

Anonymous
05/29/26(Fri)23:05:01 No.84684091

Anonymous 05/29/26(Fri)23:05:01 No.84684091

>>84684010
I got ditched by Donkey. I'm cooked anons

Anonymous
05/29/26(Fri)23:42:36 No.84684305

Anonymous 05/29/26(Fri)23:42:36 No.84684305

>>84684091
so I take it she didn't promise to make you waffles in the morning?

Anonymous
05/29/26(Fri)23:50:10 No.84684354

Anonymous 05/29/26(Fri)23:50:10 No.84684354

>>84684305
You think there's a chance?

Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)00:12:40 No.84684503

Anonymous 05/30/26(Sat)00:12:40 No.84684503

>>84684091
Don't be offended by this, Asian women have massive egos despite being literal gremlins