Is every moid in this generation into some wild and freaky shit one way or the other, thinking he's unique? Everyone wants anal prolapse BDSM interracial scat group sex furry incest fart rape and won't settle for less nowadays. I find it comedic that people need all this excessive stuff just to cum. No one is happy with good ole penis in vagina and a make out sesh once or twice a week anymore. I would be perfectly happy with that. Am I the weird one? I am a mentally ill fembot, I also browsed the internet too much, I use 4chan, I watch porn and hentai but I only fantasize about gentle PIV in a loving, normal relationship and that is enough for me>Hurr durrr foids love Fifty Shades and want werewolf billionare abusechad toooo!!Don't care, I'm not dating women. Stop chasing mentally ill hoes idk.
>>84694668God I want slow sex with a fembot or tranny....
I'm vanilla, but not low sex drive. This>No one is happy with good ole penis in vagina and a make out sesh once or twice a week anymore.is absurdly low sex drive. Once or twice a week? More like once or twice a day minimum.
violent sex with fembottwisting fembot arm and punching her in the ribscalling fembot worthless
what a projection lmao hahahaha
>>84694684Wow anon that post really makes my pussy quiver you really are different from other guys. This post shows how unique you are and it makes me want to pay attention to you
>>84694684Really? I have never had sex but I imagine I would be satisfied with that frequency. Obviously it would depend on your mood. Sometimes it would be more or less frequent than others. Every day seems unreasonable to me. You have work, chores, getting ready to do. This seems like a virginal thing. I don't have a low sex drive but I think once we had sex like 10 times, the novelty would wear off and you would stop wanting it every day.>>84694691Average male sexuality in 2026>>84694706Idgaf>>84694750How dare he be normal
>>84694668Vanilla = you starfishing and not making any effort to pleasure your man. Boring lazy prude.
>>84694668men are hornier because sex is a skill for men, so there's an inherent drive to explore and gain a mastery of different kinds of sexual dynamics. before the internet this had only positive effects.
>>84694750I don't really know what you're getting at or what it is you're mocking. I was just honestly surprised and confused at your extremely low sex drive. One or two sessions per week is close to a dead bedroom.
>>84694668I fap to wierd shit but when it comes to irl sex I want it to be slow and with lots of cuddles (I'll say an incel forever though)
>>84694771Imagine using prude as an insult. I wear that title with pride. Feel free to chase whores with AIDS though>>84694776I think this is one of the biological incompatibilities between men and women. Because of their hormones, moids will never be satisfied with most women's sex drive. I think this is why it is important as a woman to find someone who is genuinely fulfilled with vanilla sex.>>84694781That wasn't me but no it is not a dead bedroom, what?
>>84694820Yeah, I realized it wasn't you afterwards, but it's the makeout sessions only once or twice a week that's odd. Those can be quicker and require less set-up and energy, so doing that several times a day is easy. Sex once or twice a week isn't ideal but makes more sense depending on drive and time and energy.
why is it that women can be sluts but men aren't even allowed to have a fetish
>>84694668no sry you'll have to peg me and you'll love it
>>84694668I am fantasizing about extremely vanilla lovemaking whenever I masturbate, I don't need or want any of that other weird shit, and I assume most people are like this outside of the internet.
>>84694815I don't really masturbate to weird shit but I wouldn't want everything I watch in my real sex life either, like I don't think some positions would be as nice as they look>>84694844How about NEITHER, why can't they all just be normal? I hate both>>84694845Grindr is right there anon
>>84694668If men had access to sex, they wouldn't indulge in porn that pushes them further into weird fetishism to cope
>>84694835Yeah I'm a vanilla moid with a high sex drive that wants to fuck multiple times everyday. Oh wait, you just want sex once or twice a week? Wait that actually totally makes more sense and I really meant MAKING OUT EVERYDAY not having sex ahaha.Do you like me yet?
>>84694872>How about NEITHER, why can't they all just be normal? I hate bothwhich one do you think is a bigger problem in society right now
>>84694769average male sexuality in 2026 is actually quite milquetoast from what my high bodycount foid friend told me. you might get some hair pulling and getting called a hot slut at most, youll probably get some free oral as a foid. every man wants anal but none expect to get it so you can just say no to thatusually youll just get ghosted before any of this happens though
>>84694668I'm vanilla and I'd also like to hold off on sex until marriage. I also find that most porn, even amateur ones usually don't have enough kissing, but that's not too surprising in hook ups I imagine.
>>84694881I disagree because look at all the people in relationships whining about the same thing. Being a freak isn't an incel specific trait.>>84694882He didn't sound like that to me at all. You are trying too hard>>84694896Both are a problem. Idgaf about women so I think degenerate men are a bigger issue.>>84694901Your high body count whore friend probably thinks crazy fetishistic acts are normal and I don't believe you or her for a second.>>84694916Same, I am a virgin too and ideally we would abstain until marriage. Sex just isn't a priority for me and I feel increasingly more alone with this preference in this society
>>84694872>wouldn't want everything I watchI think it's normal or at least not unusual for whatever we watch to be a bit (or a lot) exaggerated for it to work At least for me, it's more stimulating that way and that hepls when the thing I fap to is just a picture on a small screen Also it grounds it in the realm of fantasy which is very important for me because I don't want my fantasies and reality to mix at allI don't even know if what I wrote made any sense lol
>>84695055>Idgaf about women so I think degenerate men are a bigger issue.Idgaf about men so I think degenerate women are the bigger issue.
>>84694872>I don't really masturbate to weird shit but I wouldn't want everything I watch in my real sex life either, like I don't think some positions would be as nice as they lookSo at least you're agreeing on porn? Most femcels like you just hate it
>>84695055Because you're autistic and easily manipulated :^)
>>84694668Does it count if a guy has some non-vanilla preferences but would be perfectly content with being vanilla for the rest of his life?
>>84694668I want slow tantric PIV sex with lots of kisses. Like few hour quality sessions once a week. I even find oral degenerate and degrading.
I don't know if I'm a vanilla guy, but I'm just not interested in raunchy, wild sex. I don't think of sex so casually.I want those nights where time doesn't matter. Candles, low lights, explorative touch, tenderness, passion... intimacy.A slow, ritualistic exploration of body and soul.I also wouldn't want to do it with anyone I don't have strong feelings of love for.It needs to mean something to me, else it's just cooperative masturbation.I know, I'm cringe and it's really obvious I'm a virgin. It is what it is.
>>84694668I wish I could be more vanilla with girls. I feel like I have to put on an act and pretend to be kinky with a lot of girls or they'll think I'm boring. I remember since I was a teenager I wanted to find a low sex drive wife and then felt mislead by all the sitcoms and cartoons where the wife is always turning down sex because irl my girlfriends were always making me feel like I was never giving them enough
>>84694668>Chad-only asks: Chad, are you on /r9k/? (Don't respond if you aren't Chad) I'm not like other girls..Chad is here but he's a gay autistic that hates women.
>>84695195>Chad-onlyYou can just say foid.
>>84695235>foidFoid gives simps false hope.
>>84695242Simps were born with false hope.
>>84695256Glad we agree, faggot.
>>84695136Agree on what? There are a lot of things that are wrong with porn but most people watch it. That's just the truth of the matter. You could not find a man who doesn't watch it. Your best hope eould be that he is not into weird shit. I think as long as you are not a braindead gooner it's ok>>84695141Because you're schizophrenic and think everything's a scheme :^)>>84695157If he can be genuinely fulfilled like that I think it counts>>84695163Holy based department?>>84695179I agree. Quality > quantity. These people "I will die without a quickie every day" want what is essentially masturbation with extra steps.
>>84694668>Girlfriend barely has experience before me>Small town catholic girl>Sex is not great>"Well we never make out, you barely want to kiss me" I said>"I want you to dominate me and do whatever you want of me" she answeredHoly fuck I just want some passionate lovemaking not being a jackhammerAt least the previous one wanted some real kinky shit but yeah I miss normal sex, I'm tired man
>>84694668Im completely vanilla. the closest thing to a "kink" I have is a that I have an enormous hard on for high school aged girls (work in restaurants with them so Im exposed a bunch) but I would say thats pretty normal hetero male behavior. and Im still attracted to 20s and older foids a lot too, just not as much.
>>84694668Because my dick is so desensitized to my hand and vibe and that gentle piv wouldn't do anything. Also the average, unremarkable woman that do like me offline inspire nothing but... well nothing. I'd rather just crank one out to some porn and do away with the urge. Also I feel incapable of loving anyone.
>>84695274what a faggot. you dont have to be a jackhammer. make her cum with nothing but your hands or tongue first and then blast inside her nice and slow once shes already in ecstasy. she'll be clinging to you and being romantic as hell in no time.
>>84695192The only girls who will think you are boring for being normal are mentally ill hoes and their opinion doesn't matter>>84695195Why are you obsessed with Chad you fag?>>84695274I hate women like this so much and think we should bully them more as their fellow women so they realize they are cringe>>84695284What do you mean desensitized? Like a literal lack of physical sensation?>>84695287Why are you shaming him for being normal and encouraging her for being a retarded degenerate whore?
>>84695312>The only girls who will think you are boring for being normal are mentally ill hoes and their opinion doesn't matterthat's all of my exes though I'm refusing to believe there are other women at this point
>>84695312Chad turns every woman I meet into clickbait. A girl could say "Sky is blue" My instant kneejerk response is to avoid her. Every cell in my body is screaming "escape her". Because there's no world that exists where she would prefer me to Chad. I was born wrong, and she's going to larp as being polite and civil.
>>84695312Partly physical, partly sheer mental numbness. I can look at a 10/10 smoke show and not even a twitch down there most times anymore. I have put so many mental blocks in place once I realized I couldn't attract the women i was interested in that I've basically written off dating and just use porn (which only worsens the physical aspect).
>>84694668>anal prolapse BDSM interracial scat group sex furry incest fart rapeI don't want any of those things and never found them interesting. At most I jerk off to milf stuff. I don't even jerk off to anal but I do think I want to try it out if a girl is willing but it's not a must for me.
>>84695272>You could not find a man who doesn't watch it. Your best hope eould be that he is not into weird shitMy point is that you watch it too and that's okay because many femcels here hate porn. So what's the vanilla kind of stuff you're into or you like the most?
>>84695287Already done my nigga that doesn't change a thing. Except the more effort I put the less I feel it reciprocated.
>>84694668Would you date a cis male who is on HRT
>>84695579Don't ask me about female sexuality. I don't care to talk about it even if it's me. It bores me.>>84695614No. Being a tranny is a fetish for schizo freaks. It's the furthest thing from being vanilla. They are living their fetish.
>>84694668>once or twice a weekFuck off and eat shit and die, dysfunctional foid
>>84694668Men occasionally develop a taste for certain features, like feet or armpits.Meanwhile women have wanted to get choked and slapped since the dawn of time.
>>84695817Sorry I was curious to know. Femcels here usually reject porn completely so you're somewhat different even if opposed to kinks.Can I know your age?
>>84695835As if expecting sex every day is super normal and functional>>84695856No1curr about women, make your own thread to whine about your whore ex.>>84695879I understand why they reject it, there are many reasons to be against porn imo but almost everyone watches it so the best you can wish for is that they are engaging with it in a normal way. I am in my early 20s
>>84694668Idk, I'm fairly vanilla as far as sex itself goes, but also pretty certain I would want it far too often for a fembot like you.
>>84694769>the novelty would wear off and you would stop wanting it every day.No, that's not how sexual attraction works at all. This is honestly why dating adult virgins is bad, you are completely clueless about what a relationship should be.
If i was a flavour, I'd be vanilla extract.I am also aggressively monogamous and my brain is not ruined by pornography so i am able to be genuinely interested in my partner and have them be the sole provider of all my sexuality relarted dopamine needs.This makes me a real good partner and is a source of muxh joy for me and them.Fortunately for me, i am already taken and no one else can have me.
>>84694668I'm vanilla and nobody wants me, stop larping cunt
>>84695925>>84695946That's absolutely how it works. I may not have had a relationship but I have heard it from couples time and time again that over time, sex becomes less frequent. It is frequent only during the honeymoon phase. After spending a lot of time together, once or twice a week is considered regular. The obsession with sex is largely about novelty. This is antithetical to having a serious relationship. That's why, in a relationship, you have to accept sex will not be a priority.
>>84695966there are only two types of men: the ones women complain about, and the ones no woman wants
>>84695966>>84695972Have you considered not simping for freaky whores and going for normal girls who aren't fucked in the head?
>>84695990where are those normal girls located?
>>84695997Somewhere in the past unfortunately.
>>84695997Talking about women bores the fuck out of me but just look for the ones who don't have trauma, shitty upbringing, daddy issues, porn addiction, libtard politics
>>84694668>>84694769>No one is happy with good ole penis in vagina and a make out sesh once or twice a week anymore.Sex itself is fine once a week, but if we're not making out and cuddling every night then life isn't worth living.Even just sharing the same physical space while we do other activities (like reading books or watching movies) while maintaining skin-on-skin contact is essential to happiness. And while it doesn't have to lead to sex, I demand the right for our hands and our mouths to explore each other's bodies during that quality time.
>>84696022None of them don't have that
>>84694668>>84694668"moid" wrap it up, u're jst trying to feel special atpik damn well ur the same typa girl that calls herself a 'femcel", "OOO something something something im so femcel core something hehe i used a buzzword am i niche and funny now?" grow up and go outside nobody is actually like this, like anon im not even trying to be rude but lwk evry guy u see on 4chan is "special", the majority of men aren't actually like that irl try meeting new people and stuff or idk
>>84696068Wouldn't you get bored of it over time though?>>84696081Not a single sentence you typed was readable so I don't care about what you think about the way I talk
>>84696137Have you gotten bored of sunshine, of the cool wind on a warm day, of the smell of fresh air scented with all things green and growing?There are some sights, some sensations, some aspects of life that will never bore you until the day you die. If you love someone, then you'll never get tired of wrapping your bodies around each other and physically embracing each other's presence in your lives.
>>84696162I've never fallen in love so I wouldn't know but as far as I hear from couples, the physical aspect changes over time
>>84694668They act like they exist but tbf they dont.The culture and the media for moids has been pushing puritanism while they all goon to hypersexual content wherever they go and whatever they do. They all have madonna whore complexes and men right now are just really, really mid.>freaky foidsI feel like many men, thanks to this hypersexual exposure, feel the need to reach that level of sexuality to make themselves more desirable. While also trying to compete with men.>they want rapeDuh. They're men. Most of them are conditioned by their fathers, brothers, friends, and media to feel entitled to women. They think marriage, or even dating, is consent for life, too. Holy fuck. Id rant more.
>>84696137wasn't really judging you for the way u talk but okay, have a wonderful day twin
>>84695968Really depends on your relationship, but usually if it's at the point where you're down to once a week or less it's because things are not going well
>>84696212I'm talking about all physical intimacy, not just sex. As you grow older, your body loses the ability for sex and the desire for sex, but you never lose the ability to hold someone and the desire to hold them. And to touch them. And to feel them. And to get a little "frisky".Fun Fact: If you go to a retirement home, there won't be a lot of PIV sex going round, but there will be a lot of STDs going round, because even when old people are too old for PIV sex, they still like to get frisky.That wasn't fun for you? Oops, my bad.
>>84694668> but I only fantasize about gentle PIVgood because it will be the opposite when i rape you>>84696224>retarded foid babblerape correction
>>84694668is liking big boobs considered vanilla?
>>84696224Yeah I am losing hope in this generation, no one knows how to be happy with normal things>>84696244I cannot imagine getting frisky in a retirement home>>84696249Cringe
>>84696249go on any gore tube, search "rapist," and see how the world really feels about you
>>84696274You are going to be old and wrinkled someday. If you have someone who loves you now, they're going to love you then too. And you're going to love them as well, wrinkles and all.
>>84696254let's all love big boobs
>>84696308I agree. Let's sto pshaming large titted women and trying to convince them to get reductions. Swing low, sweet chariots
>>84694668I hate anal, scat, cuck, incest, and rape shit. But I do like cat/fox ears and would want you to wear them at some point during sex. Nothing else, just the ears. Is this too much? Am I still considered vanilla to you?
>>84696254Yes, I mean that's a physical preference not a fetish>>84696392Why are you a furry?
>>84696275>mentally ill whore who also loves gore giving me advicelmao
>>84696448I'm not a furry, I don't like anything else, just the ears. Not even a tail. I like elf ears too. I think big fantasy ears are extra cute, that's all.
>>84694668the only kinks/fetishes (or wtv you call it) i have are breastfeeding (in a loving way ykwim?) and armpits in general (judge me idc), is that considered vanilla?
>>84696487copehoping you get your neck slit by her brother
>>84695968You don't even actually want a functional relationship by your own distorted perspective of what you think an ideal one is supposed to be. It honestly seems like it would take excessive effort to fix you at this point, you may be totaled. Some poor suckers will probably try if you're very attractive only to find out the hard way.
I'm only into rough multiorgasmic knees-to-shoulders loveydovey sloppy kissy womb-pounding PIV mating press breeding sex with my wife or girlfriend to create babies. I'm a dominant sadist so I like to control, tease, overwhelm, and abuse girls' bodies, but it all revolves around breeding PIV and making her cum over and over. Anal grosses me out (though I like using dildos/vibrators on girls' asses while I fuck her pussy) and oral doesn't feel all that great (my dick is too big or her mouth is too small and I constantly feel teeth, plus the saliva is freezing cold every time my dick leaves her throat). Not into weird unnatural fetish shit. Not a gooner or coomer, and I'm not into/never had casual sex.
We exist but we are also cursed to have non vanilla gfs unfortunately
>>84696665I am not going to learn about functional relationships from someone who has completely unreasonable expectations that are demonstrably known to ruin relationships, thanks. My expectations are doable, you degenerates are not. That's your own problem to deal with.
All of these sex having normies need to get off my board now.
>>84696629>more gore porn she can schlick toew
