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Welper getting bullied by the homeless crackheads in the homeless shelter

>If the lads and girls that bullied me and ignored me in school could see what a nig man I am on this anonymous site now. They'd fear me

I am nig man!

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DELETE THIS edish.

If I'm awake and clocked in for my full day of 4chan then so is my nemesis Sean. It's HIM.

If I make hundreds of posts about HIM while he's sleeping off the booze, then I'm winning.

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>>84695537
i see what you're saying, laddington.

moaned here a few weeks ago while watching the classic kino Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995). it's MEANT to be set in the fictional town of Angel Grove, California.

then they just have THIS shot, as if kids aren't going to notice LOL

He's still wound up, still. Haha x

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Razorblade Romance was a good album, and i'm no longer too proud to admit that.

>H h he's still wound up, still. I'm not wound up, HE is, HIM, not me x ;_;

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sorry for the unoriginal post, but:
is Moonstone Island better than Cassette Beasts?

Got told off a bit for my recent drinking habits. Now I don't want to drink anymore and feel better about pretty much everything in life all of a sudden. Can't be that it is all I needed, surely not. Can't be that easy can it? Corrr. It lush. Life isn't so bad after all.

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>>84695638
teetotalism is the better option. but it's also incredibly boring. this is what they won't tell you at Plummer Court. but it's a reality plaster that needs tearing off sooner rather than later.

>>84695666
Idk, it's getting to the point where drinking isn't even that fun desu. I had to look that up though, never heard of it.
I don't think I have a problem to that extent. It's easier when I'm just told to stop and that's that desu desu. Got too many things to do anyway, no time for drinking.

Yes I think a more realistic description would probably help people desu. Like things will be more boring, other people will see you as more boring and things like that. Oh well oh well.

Welper explaining to the crackheads how he became a homeless bottom x

just clogged my bath plughole with hardened sick cleaning out my bucket.
luv that 4 me.

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seems the less i water and do anything in my garden, the better it does
wasnt even watering it that much

>If Sean ends up on the streets my life will feel better.
It won't. You will still have no friends, no gf, your future will still be bleak because you've done nothing to help yourself.

Welper renting out his wussy at the shelter to pay for wokey

I've got to walk to the shops but the vodka last night has messed my nerves up a bit. It not right. It's crazy when you look back in life and realise how many times we do this to ourselves for no good reason. It's okay though. Life goes on.

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Getting the worlds smallest and saddest violin out for hhl
https://youtu.be/7ODcC5z6Ca0

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i lack sovl

Want some jammy dodgers me. Any jamboys about?

might resign tomorrow
bit sick of working

>>84695768
>It's okay though.
It's not really though is it.
>Life goes on.
You'll muddle through until next time.

>>84695598
HIM are pretty based tbqh. Bam Margera style. x

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>Sean will sureley go though the archives and see the pwnage I've done on him while he's asleep. Looks like I win again. KEK, shadilay.

Still wound up and it is funny as fuck x

Yes lad I'm wound up that Sean lives in your head and he has a better life than you x

Welper resorting to soiling himself proper now the nappies have run out

Still wound up and thinks he know's who I am oh aye it lush x

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>>84695775
only true OGs will remember (W)

Personally I think English football teams should only have English players. That's fair, right? It would even the playing field as well. All the teams would be shit, so it would be about who's the least shit.

You're nobody lad, always have been always will be. No one cares who you are big 4chan man.

Cannot believe you get wound up so easily ha ha x

>I'm actually a big deal on 4chan but you don't know who I am.
You've made it, king.

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*be's sad*
Only just got the bugger, and was on our way home.
GUess I'll head back see if I find another.

what cologne did edward vii wear

washingmachineberg LARPing as having completed the task i set it.

lol. lmao, even.

>>84695839
in Germany they call it Koln

>>84695838
You're making me want to get Minecraft on me PS5. Please stop tempting me, evil temptress.
*makes spooky skeleton noises from a location that is hard to pin down*

>>84695838
in my country, there is a famous story. it concerns two mechanical men: one good, the other evil.
the evildoer tried to trick the heroes by saying:
>lo, i am here, accompanied by your dog.
but the valiant warrior was too smart. he asked:
>is 'Wolfie' okay?
surmising, cleverly, that the villain was in disguise. all he could say after that was
>the dog? the dog is slain.

i hope this story brings you wisdom and peace x

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>>84695838
I forgot about killing a witch, em dropped 8 redstone. Might be a bit much but I've crafted a compass.
>>84695858
I'm not a female.
There's more stressful things in here now, the wolves make a sound like a creeper primed to explode, and so does this leaf litter nonsense.
>>84695876
ARGH A FORRE
Only joking, sorry. It has helped inspire me to go back to the dreaded biodome I found muh chum,
*stands up and holds his mouse aloft*
and bring back another.
Also wondered if they can have a lead put on them?
*sits back down and gets back to vidya*

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>>84695838
How would one obtain a copy of minecraft with out having to fork out money? any PC cracks that wont have plod kicking the door in?

Always looks neat to dick about on

>>84695905
I got my copy for free when Notch used to post beta versions on /v/

>>84695898
I'm a Redstone mong tbqh. Never could figure out beyond basic stuff.

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>>84695905
https://web.archive.org/web/20100522191331/http://minecraft.net/about.jsp

>The future
>
>I plan on developing Minecraft until it's a finished complete game, with a downloadable client (with fullscreen mode), custom key re mappings and possibly modding support.
>For as long as people enjoy and purchase the game, I will develop extensions after the game is done. These will be free for anyone who has purchased the game.
>Once sales start dying and a minimum time has passed, I will release the game source code as some kind of open source. I'm not very happy with the draconian nature of (L)GPL, nor do I believe the other licenses have much merit other than to boost the egos of the original authors, so I might just possibly release it all as public domain.

nowadays, you need a Microsoft Account since the game is a 'live service' (how else would you purchase gems?). they retired the old (Mojang) legacy accounts a while ago, from back when you didn't need to log in to play a single-player game.

funny how things work out, innit

>>84695942
>i was gonna release it for free until i saw how much money it continues to rake in

All i want is some cracked offline version to play mabye once every 5 months as i play fuck all these days

Welper getting his botty touched at the shelter

>>84695967
how it should have been.

i have bought two accounts (one alpha that got the free upgrade, and then one in beta). the Microsoft Account migration shit? i was done.

there's probably some crack (back in the day there was, but the server had to support cracked clients).

are any of the open-source clones not good by now? along with Steam, this is something you shouldn't support by even cracking it. if anything, you should be unplaying the game/destroying copies.

>>84695905
I'm a pleb so bought it. It's great fun, would be cool to look into a server again (I didn't do 1 before, shout out to bog, and garde)
>>84695939
I like redstone, made some cool (for me) stuff to automate muh farms.

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Oh shit, forgot, I got back with another, but did have a couple of moments again, luckily managed to get him to sit as I was fighting zombies.

>>84696072
Corrrrrr, look at the good boy. Good doggy.

the mum from bebefinn could get it

just put my chicken in the air fryer. 50 minutes, means i'll need to reset the dial in 30 minutes.

you will remind me in 30, right lads? i can count on yous?

Welpers greasy unwashed homeless bum getting taken advantage of

>>84696208
Easy - wank her off and then she can wank you off. Likely illegal but I am not a lawyer. Also is your mum fit?

>>84696210
That seems like a long time for chicken. Is it raw or frozen? Roast or fillet?

>>84696210
Yeah totally mate I will remind you x

>>84696251
fillet, frozen.

it's all above-board, lad, don't worry x

>>84695558
How about NO for an answer?
>t. thread starter

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>>84696272
you have made a powerful enemy today.

>>84696264
Ok chum - enjoy your delishus chicken fillet

>>84696279
You will have to come to Bude to find me, chief x

>>84696300
Maybe give my suggestion a miss, then. Inshallah.

Made it to the shop and back so get in there. Foodington secured. Too hot out there though. Never drinking again, simple as that.

>>84695522
Yes. Eat a kilo of zinc per day.

>>84696339
> Never drinking again, simple as that.
I give it a week maximum x

>>84696339
Same, but I'm having pork belly, and I had it already in the house, and I'm drinking dark rum and lemonade.
Hope you enjoy your food and sober evening.

Nothing I can poo. A total eclipse of my arse.

Glad the seething pricks have subsided a bit

>>84696350
NTA but, what if his body gets used to it? He vary it and should do it every other day for 2 weeks, then once a week, then every 3 days, then once every other day for 4 days then daily for a month.

>>84696409
They'll be on their discord server now talking about what a great day they've had in /britfeel/

That little prick who had his mums address and the carers address waited for him to come back to get the maximum effect. What a cunt.

>>84696210
Half hour, air fryer lad x

Anon eating his charcoal chicken in 50 mins

>>84696415
You sound like a medical professional so I am inclined to trust you. Maybe 2kg zinc per day to that schedule?

>>84696418
Yeah - sadly I think you are right on the money here. Like a group wank after their so called fun. Sad.

>>84696431
cheers friend, you are a kind soul x

>>84696428
The secret to comedy is timing. Flawless execution.

>>84696461
Enjoy your meaty meal amigo - you are a good person and you deserve that home cooked meal x

might wank my cock while looking at japanese girl feet in nylons

Welper whoring out his wussy for crack

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>>84696418
Ya know, people on discord conspiring to ruin the thread are the worst people in history.

Kinnell. Sweating like a pedo pig in a school for piglets after cleaning my box room!

>>84696418
Everyone uses discord.

Welper getting mugged in the homeless shelter

https://youtu.be/P-PHn5C5Y9A Sad :(

>Doxxing in 2026

>>84696645
Spelled "dox" innit?

>I know where you live
>I'll kep posting it
>Someone might do something
>Because I WON'T
>Shadilay

>Fucking around and finding out in the big 2026

Oh aye x

>>84695598
You ever listened to Love Metal? I listened to that when I was younger

>>84696656
You need to cool down lad you're boiling lmao

>>84696653
Yeah but need the extra middle letter when adding an ing. It's law. Just like dogging.

Shadilaying in 2026
Shadilay

Enough of this dreary nonsense, time for some good news.
Did you know that you don't actually have to be in a gang to throw up gang signs?

just ad a really lovely wank. Came out proper thick and not watery, it did.

Helper getting his wussy taken on his first night at the shelter

>>84696678
gangs should have gatekept that stuff desu

Decided I'm going to go crazy tonight for tea. Pork belly in (high temp first, then low temp for an hour or so), and going to chop some cabbage and carrots into chunks, rest the pork belly on that (it's already been in for about 70 min) for it's final 30 min of baking, then take the crackling off and chop it up and put it in korean sauce and bake for another 30 min, while cooking some chips. Chop the veg a bit and warm it up, add it all and ta da it's teatime, with nice crackling as well.

Helper having a big sleep in the comfort of obsessed mongs spacious head.

>>84696698
With this new information and crip walking, undercover bolice will have an easier time infiltrating the gangs.

You just have to see the signs, but it's not enough, ya need confidence as well.
This lass is now into the harmonica lad.
Or could have been his gf already, but dunno. All I know is, she was excited by this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dlfwnvz76Q

Necking lucozade me. Hangover isnt even that bad because I was sensible for once and didn't mix my drinks. Kept to the beers didn't I.

Welper chained in the cleaners cupboard at the shelter he a sex slave for the crackheads now

>>84696776
Crackheads aren't interested in sex

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for some reason it took me 30 minutes to dice up some cooked chicken and stir it into cooked rice + veggies.

decent though. went with proper Nando's peri-peri sauce, didn't i? it was on special, nowt wrong with the occasional treat x

>>84696764
Phwoar Lucozade brothers we are. It's the yellow, still one for me.

>>84696853
OG lucozade for me de lad. It the nectar of the gods.

>>84696841
I treat myself to wagamama teriyaki sauce, as it's nice. Don't get it often, but once or twice a month is ok.

Welper readying himself for a night of his bum getting taken by them crackheads

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I'm just bored, and I like to share what I'm doing, and I think I'm a quirk chungus.

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>autistic friend believes all the bullying directed at him is 'banter'
>convinced himself he's just being a poof for actually caring

>>84696977
Friend of mine loves to treat me like a 3rd wheel, always the butt of the jokes etc, i generally ignore it but ive noticed he seethes hard if i chirp back at all, so now i just chat the biggest amount of shit possible, its quite funny at times

>>84696977
I'm not a tism lad, but I get it, either they're being mean or it's just bants. But some people are just cunts. Laugh it off, but know that the person isn't somebody to be trusted. I'm also letting people take the piss out of me at times, but can tell the difference between taking the piss (bants), and taking the FUCKING piss. 1 word, but it does make a big difference.

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Looks like Windows to me. If you're bored, install GNU/Linux and get rid of that closed source AI spyware.

Welper desperately trying to get his grotesquely swollen, gaping arsehole to close after taking a legendarily big black Mambaconda from a large African mandingo. He stumbles cock-drunkenly down the street before suffering a full body prolapse and shitting his own head out onto the pavement.

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>tfw no disabled rose gf

Can you link the bot code.

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>>84697041
sweet HAWG

Would be nice but i feel id get very sick of hearing about the disability every fucking second of the day tbqfh

Watching that willy woore and looks like Berlin is a shithole now too. Europe is going to shit. Crackheads and darks are taking over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL_cx2NbaO8

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>>84697027
>GNU/Linux

no need for the 'GNU' lad. there are better userspace software alternatives (Busybox, Clang, etc.). it's perfectly possibly to run the Linux operating system without *any* GNU bloat in 2026 :-)

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>>84697057
One day they will focus on physically capable but mentally ill men hopefully. I bet she can get a boyfriend any time, if she doesn't already have one fucking her.

>>84697066
linux seems like a great OS for people whos time is worth fuck all

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In technical literature, the operating system _is_ the kernel. Tanenbaum's definition:
> the software that securely abstracts and multiplexes physical resources
And from The Design of the UNIX Operating System:
> The operating system interacts directly with the hardware, providing common services to programs and insulating them from hardware idiosyncrasies. Viewing the system as a set of layers, the operating system is commonly called the system kernel, or just the kernel, emphasizing its isolation from user programs. Because programs are independent of the underlying hardware, it is easy to move them between UNIX systems running on different hardware if the programs do not make assumptions about the underlying hardware.

"Userspace" programs--even when bundled with the operating system--are not part of the operating system. A compiler, some shell utilities, even a loader--these aren't part of the operating system any more than Battlefield 3 is.
I don't think it's fair that people are letting Richard Stallman redefine technical terms for his own benefit.

Everything else I can take. Life giveth and MS taketh away. I get it, but the ability to dance going? That's a tough cookie to swallow.
I just feel the urge. Love it. Not ballroom stuff, but it's ok, but just feelan it and letting loose.

Also, CHOON!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JOyvi-BlTQ

Welper offering blowies cheap cheap price 10 pounds only

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dropping out of that computer science degree was the best decision i ever made.

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Found this SPACCA informant in my house today. Tiny thing was no doubt reporting my activities to HQ. Scared I'll get a visit from the Frog Knockers.

>>84697100
Hope things are getting better for you friend. Take it easy.

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anyway what's the best of these indie Pokemon-likes? 2D/pixel art please.

>>84697148
i think he just wanted to learn from you so he could avoid the SPACCA, be gentle

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>>84697066
I like my GNU utilities. A basic thing to have. It will always be GNU/Linux to me and I respect RMS despite his controversial opinions on politics and Epstein. GNU is the glue to Linux.

>>84697081
It is much better for your privacy and security to invest time into a better alternative to Windows. You may learn a thing or two.

>Get called moronic for using the mating thread because I don't want a 4chan mate
I just wanted to post the handsome men I fucking like.

>>84697081
Many software devs (and other IT people) use Linux, and their time can be very valuable.

I hate modernity so much. Why can't anyone act with class? Why can't people act respectful? What happened to respectful courting?

>>84697177
Alri DVDlad

>>84697195
What the fuck is that? I don't care.

Seething at YouTube bints in
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Welpers wussy adjusting to the homeless life

>>84697159

Everyone harps on about muh privacy and security, what exactly is this massive threat?

>>84697149
Thanks anon, at times I am doing my best, and that's pretty good IMO.

Welping slurping down crack and smackhead cock with gusto for ten quid a pop, sometimes sucking up to fifteen cocks an hour on a good day.

>>84697159
>It is much better for your privacy and security to invest time into a better alternative to Windows. You may learn a thing or two.
Just get Windows 10 IoT LTSC and an open-source firewall (Fort Firewall or Simplewall). Block everything from going online except your web browser and whatever chat apps you use. Windows is very bad for privacy by default, but with only a few tweaks, it can be fixed. Much easier to do those tweaks than to switch to Linux.
Linux is good, I use CachyOS on my gaming PC, but the software selection on Linux still holds it back and makes it a non-option for a lot of people. I organize porn and edit video...can't do that on Linux because all Linux video editing software is rubbish. DaVinci Resolve would be great but it doesn't support H264...making it useless/cumbersome for me.
The problem with Linux isn't the OS anymore...it's the lack of good software.

>>84697229
Windows scans and makes hashes of files (defender) and uploads your files to onedrive (where they will be further analysed by AI because it's THEIR hardware...AI makes mistakes and may falsely flag your innocent family pics as something else). There's such thing as a 'hash collision' so your file could end up producing the same hash as a bad file.

Windows also shoves AI features that no one cares about into the operating system. A lot of their shit is AI vibe coded now so you notice so many bugs these days. Age verification will eventually be baked into the operating system. This will not apply to open source operating systems. I don't need my operating system to treat me like a child.

There's a lot of telemetry going on in Windows and Xbox. They can tell what buttons you are pressing in their programs and features used. They give you a unique advertising id too...another form of tracking. I could go on.

>>84697229
a fun game is to think of the privacy nutters as if they were talking about something offline/non-computer-related.
>imagine if a LIBRARY had a record of EVERY BOOK you ever withdrew. or if A HOTEL kept some kind of LEDGER with your full name and check-in times. would you be okay with something so invasive?

i'm well aware every website i ever access has logs of every page i ever visit, i don't use a VPN or any of that shite. i've ran web servers myself. zoomers would go insane if they knew how the web actually works.

my only concern is when it comes to purchasing drugs, because that is an actual crime.

>>84697296
You can organise files and videos very easily on GNU/Linux though. I don't edit videos but kdenlive is easy to use. I have actions in my file manager to convert files (webp to jpg), resize with a few clicks.

>>84697304
so in the real world, in Great Britain, are Avon and Somerset Police going to do anything? they regularly don't do anything for direct, violent crimes with unquestionable video-recorded evidence.

Microsoft do work with law enforcement to catch nonces. but has anyone ever falsely went to prison the way you're describing? that would be an INSANE court case. tbqh i would gladly go to prison for a few months over a misinterpreted family photo, if it meant i received millions once i got out.

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Glad this shit british weather is finally cooling down a bit. I expect we will return to more heat in the coming weeks though. It's usually up and down like that.

You're not funny Patrick

>>84697327
Kdenlive is just buggy in my experience. It spits out very low quality renders for no good reason sometimes, even when I set the bit rate high. It also lacks features I use in DaVinci Resolve on Windows. It's simply not good enough. I need Resolve to work on Linux, without the crippling H264 limitation.

Steak pie for din dins. Oh aye x

>>84697355
dis fayk gud image now do lezz

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>>84697355
i overall agree but i forgot to take my washing out.

hopefully it's just drying in the machine. need that bedding for tonight, don't i? (to sleep in)

Farts coming out thick and fast. A poo is brewing.

Welper waddling like a penguin after his first night at the homeless shelter

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>>84697377
what if the lesbians wouldn't be lesbian for you, because you're a male?
you'd have to be one of those transgenders.

is that REALLY what you want?

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https://youtu.be/LigcOxX-wJw
Welper getting Goosh Gooshed x

>>84697441
>what if the lesbians wouldn't be lesbian for you, because you're a male?
I don't make them do it, they do it because that's what they do.

>>84697383
Chancellor Rupert Lowe parachuting cattle into arid arabian regions to cause droughts and destroy the muslim world

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>>84697463
cor what a blast from the past.

>>84697492
actually a very good point. it's like being born a monk/nun, except with sex.

>>84697512
since eating venison hearts and learning about beefburgers yesterday, my respect for 'sacred cows'/'pigs are unclean' type forrin cultures has gone up. just a smidge.

there's that guy on outer /r9k/ who eats all sorts of raw meats. that can't be pleasant, and it must actually be dangerous, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbt_jhIYQVo
youtube recommending me the good stuff

>>84697512
Very cool and very based

>>84697342
meta at one point were closing accounts randomly for the worst reasons. So yes, they could end up doing something based on some companies word. An ISP had crossed customer wires and used CGNAT (shared IPv4s) in a cabinet and that led to the wrong people being arrested too. Companies will throw the average joe under the bus to save their reputation and not acknowledge something fucked up on their end until the news steps in.

The process will be terrible for most even if no conviction. If charged, the news can publish the defendant's name and alleged crime(s). By that point the public will presume they are guilty.

I'm sure some have felt pressured to admit guilt because the solicitor will always say this will mean no court and no prison...it's just a caution and SHPO bro.

Welper stinking of piss, shit, and wooze, sat alone in a mcdonalds

>>84697560
>meta at one point were closing accounts randomly for the worst reasons.
it's an internet forum, who cares.
i waffled on here the other day: i had a friend whose MySpace URL matched the name of a band, the band wanted a MySpace, so her account was deleted without warning. it's only weird zoomers who think having Twitter posts removed is A FREE SPEECH VIOLATION!!!1one

>The process will be terrible for most even if no conviction. If charged, the news can publish the defendant's name and alleged crime(s). By that point the public will presume they are guilty.
i doubt that. lolicon is illegal here and in the US. there are companies who specialise in defending cartoon art. sometimes, fairl,y on genuine artistic grounds. but the public consensus usually takes the side of the nonce even when it's full-on loli.

again, there are high-profile nonces who aren't currently getting their heads kicked in. i'd gladly get falsely accused, get exonerated, then receive millions. who wouldn't? there are ex-convicts in your town RIGHT NOW, lad.

mind you, i wouldn't like to be pressured into falsely admitting guilt to murder.
that's one of those things where i can understand how it happens. if you've ever been in that state where you're just utterly exhausted and will say whatever to end the situation, you and i are on the same page, reader. i mean it's basically how torture appears to 'work' even in the situations where it doesn't get truthful results.

but yeah, just stick to legal porn. or HOPE you get falsely accused of having illegal porn. you'd stand to make a lot of money for not much work (compared to a wagie).

Your funny racist meme? Video of a woman being stabbed to death by a black? The little lady trainee detective in police interview with her nice perfume would turn her laptop round and show you it. She'd give you a blank stare and try to make you feel you are scum below her.

They would claim that's obscene material and try to get you to admit guilt. Obscene Publications Act 1959 and Criminal Justice Act 1988, Section 72 come to mind. Even if you are not sharing it, they can try to claim you have *intent* on sharing it. You not being a journalist or having any accreditation would not go well. These guys on youtube claiming they are "independent journalists" would lose in court should it come to that.

Welper getting his booty suplexed in a duplex during dude sex

>>84697592
No the public and your average jury would not care. They would be told it met the threshold of being unlawful. The news probably wouldn't even mention anything about it being fake/cartoon. They'd just say the category.

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i reckon i'd enjoy being on a boat. how much work can it actually be?

>>84697690
A boat could be a bit of effort. Go with a raft, that's more floating. = less effort.

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>>84697377
I don't like to make morally and sexually suggestive ones of them. Just funny ones or ones that enhance their beauty.

>>84697683
>The news probably wouldn't even mention anything about it being fake/cartoon.
i've seen press releases where they specifically say it was 'manga-style drawings', but yeah, you're right: USUALLY it only says 'including category x images' and then that person's forever a nonce.
i'd agree with a legal change there. maybe even give the nonce the option for it to be disclosed when it was illustrations only, or at least make it a separate crime.

reminds me of when the newspaper says someone 'performed a sex act'. does that JUST mean 'masturbated', or does it encompass DIFFERENT sex acts?

I had to give up on relationships when bints kept making me read books and asking questions about them. Yet they were never interested in my hobbies. It felt like I existed to provide them money and take them places.

Maybe being a wreckhead and having an issue that fucks your body isnt a good combo. But I do like being wrecked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV39h7GHDYs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUvVdTlA23w

>>84697729
what were your hobbies, lad?

>>84697742
Playing pretend on anonymous message boards.

>>84697725
And any category can contain a well-developed 16.5 year old girl that looks more like she's 21 than her age. There is no legal distinction between a baby and a 17.9 year old. Also the age of consent is 16 in England but that still means no sexually suggestive photos.

>>84697742
Video games, installing operating systems and sex.

Welper on all fours barking like a dog woof woof

Hate watching a movie knowing there's less than 24 hours left on the streaming service. Sometimes I like to watch it in chunks over a few days. I really should just sail the seas and pirate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR61HYVWYPs
fully just watching this guy's videos now. It's tapping into my exact brand of autism.

Might watch the Great North Run again this summer.

Spent the whole week in my boxroom again

>>84697592
>it's an internet forum, who cares.
this 100%, but a lot of people do sadly

>>84697947
Can't even have my boxroom window open because some mong is lighting fires again. Hate living near mongs.

>>84697947
month for me
need to get our shit sorted lad

>>84697947
Grim, you need to get out lid

Welper stroking his micropenis in the cleaners cupboard

>>84697947
what luxury
I fondly remember my neet years, it was my perfect life

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I wish I could be on a beach in Antalya right now.

>>84697814
for me it's simon roper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqxbQy-kTHc

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I don't think there's anywhere in the UK where you can have great views like this. Mountains and beaches with blue waters make me comfy. The sea here in England is always just a rather grim looking colour like grey/green or brown.

Peter Crouch's comically ridiculous white teeth

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Apologies I haven't been replying to messages usually I respond when somebody says my name I've just got out of a spot of psychosis! Kek! Anyways.

To that lad saying I wanted to have gay sex while playing sonic 3 , sorry lad I don't have sonic 3 but what I do have instead that we can play is Bio F.R.E.A.K.S for the Nintendo 64 that I'm sure you'll enjoy.

very odd, that last Karl Jobst video.

>'so-called damageless videos of games are fake!'
>'do they show damageless runs of games?'
>'yes, but they were edited or used save states!'
>'does the uploader say that?'
>'yes but IN THE VIDEO DESCRIPTION.'

how the hell is that a scandal, man? they're doing the thing you'd be asking them to do.

>>84698025
Didn't even know who he was but he turns up on plumbing and laundry ads. I think there's a few others too. Pisses me off. Lanky bastard.

>>84698120
Poor guy he needs as much money as he can get his hands on after being sued by Billy Mitchell for $600,000 dollars

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>>84698089
dang i forgot you have psychosis sometimes. now i remember that last time.
hope things have returned to normal. and if you have a GameCube you SHOULD have Sonic Mega/Gems Collection (you just should.)

Most women would have sex with you for 1 million quid I reckon. Even the middle class ones.

>>84698167
Thanks. A little bit I think. I used to have the sonic mega collection for the GameCube that's where I found the Archie comics stuff you lot was talking about the other day, the music was good as well I always remembered this song.
https://youtu.be/yOUUS6JIRQ0?si=HBr1rvn_celMdz_Y

>>84698151
when he started randomly doing those videos out of nowhere, it felt like such pointless filler.
but then damn right did i watch the 4+ hour long explanation after he lost. my layman understanding is that basically nobody gets anything in these lawsuits, and they both lose fees/time/energy. people were saying Jobst was being sneaky by giving his wife ownership of their house/company, but that's just a normal thing to do.
comes off more like a PURELY ego thing Mitchell was just used to. not that he was actually profiting six figures.

although Karl-san did basically lie about what the lawsuit was about. very weaselly wording to get donations.

>>84698200
god i love that music.

but yeah it was weird reading these old comics on a TV. i think the Sonic CD intro was on there too. cool stuff.