Tulpa bf edition Q: Why don't you try to create a tulpa to love?Previous>>84675261
>>84697129me wan mek aynal fukfuk
>>84697161meow is speaking in haitian creole
I need to mow the grass but I want to take a nap instead. I hate summer even though its quite a nice day out.
Xie hua piao piao mei feng huang miao miao
>TFW no furfag bf
>>84698852they are cute critters
what yaoi do you guys reccomend?
>>84697129I had an imaginary bf for a bit in my early 20s, but I could tell it was making me more mentally ill so I had to stop.
>>84699074In My Father's Arms by Walter A. de Milly III
Anyone interested in getting married and starting a family? I'm going back to college to get my bachelor's degree and become marriageable so this is your chance to get in early before all the cute college boys start swarming me in the fall.
https://youtu.be/4-OSEkPHtnIListen to this and tell me what you think
>>84699485we should take it slow anon...
how do I politely explain to an african american gentleman that I would prefer not to be violently raped by his veiny BBC up my anus? I don't want to come off as bigoted or insensitive
>>84697129first of all i am not a faggot and i want all of you dead.A: tulpamancy by a spiritually stunted and likely hylic man will only lead to you being completely mind raped beyond what society has clearly already done to you. it is already enough that i decided to warn you. don't do this retarded shit.
>>84699648it's a real bro move to help out people you want dead. have a good day
>>84699074Yaoi as in stuff to jack it to or yaoi as in emotional investment?
This is a hot yaoi I found recently https://e-hentai.org/g/3741353/227bdd614e/
i'm getting a lot of kids at my store, more than expected. most of them pay with their phones and some of them have watches they use. they seem well off. some kid's thing got declined twice and i felt so bad for him. another one couldn't figure out how to work his watch. one fell off his bike and came looking for bandaids but didn't buy anything. i should have went and got him one from the store's first aid kit in the back.the way they wince when something is more than they expected and they frown and sigh and pull another dollar out of their little wallet because the arizona is 1.49 instead of 99 cents now. it's so funny.
>>84699870they need to learn the pain of economic inflation when they're young (although i'm pretty sure stores mark up arizonas and you can actually complain to the arizona company if someone is upcharging by too much)
I spent $100 on clothes and all I bought were 6 basic cotton shirts and some linen trousers
I just go to goodwill and thrift stores and get all clothes for 5 bucks each. They even come preloaded with boysmell (most likely musky old man smell)
>>84699595Why wouldn't you want that? Cuckbot would pay good money for a video of you getting fucked by one.
Tomorrow I am going to take all my cash and put it in the bank and then transfer it into savings so I cannot use it enough being dumb with money for me for now. I could at least get a watering can though or at least a bigger thing than what I do use to water my plants which requires multiple trips per pot
>>84700233Just don't spend money?
>>84700252Hmmmm nope bad suggestion
>>84700265*throws a brick at you*
>>84700142That's kinda gross
>>84700142All the thrift shops around me have ugly clothes :(
>>84700295just wash them before you wear them.>>84700374yeah and I'm ugly so it fits.
why does r9k hate us so much 3:
>>84700142me too and people compliment my style all the time
>>84700404the predominant r9k poster is extremely heterosexual and very bitter. many of us would hypothetically prefer being gay due to not having to deal with women, but that is not how it works. this creates resentment. also you talk like retards and use 3: to look cute but you are a man.
>>84700563im a pooner 3:
>>84700581well that changes everything. i like pooners but they don't like how i'm pretending to be gay. sad story!
I get my clothes cheap from Walmart
Hi, GAYS!I hope you are having a fabulous time!best regards-some guy on the web
What's the gay equivalent of big titty goth gf?
>>84699662Emotional investment preferably its more interesting imo
>>84700705buff guys who are actually soft and loving not meatheads
>>84700779I read this one recently that I thought was bretty good and comfyhttps://myreadingmanga.info/harumoto-kon-koi-o-suru-nara-hirefushite-eng/
>>84700593im trying to be the ultimate bara man or look like solid snake
>>84700821well despite what you are trying to do, how do you look now pooner-san
>>84700797this is most of them ime
pooner anon, will you bear my son? I really want to have a son-boyfriend but I only have 1/2 of the genitalia sets required to make one.
>tfw no late night gaming bf
I wasted the probably last nice days until fall and now I'll have to mow higher grass in the heat and humidity. Be sure to bring this up when I complain about it.
>>84700956>t.gymbro
Some people simply aren't cut out for garden and manual labour. You should get a bf to do it for you
>>84701861I see your game anon
>>84701869I say that as a someone who isn't cut out for manual labor
I am structuring my life around the ultimate goal of raising a boy. I will never tell anyone I'm gay.
>>84702078might be easier to structure your life around mutually leaning against your boy. actually, fuck it, if you can get the money and property to do it then fuck yeah let that ambition drive you sister you got this
At least I showered so I can get stinky again when I do (hopefully) mow the grass tomorrow.
today is small potatoes and stir fried cabbage
>>84702494Meow simp getting freaky now..
Happy Pride Month r9gay, no matter if you celebrate it or not.
pride month is a large scale humiliation ceremony for gaycels. please do not mention it here it's triggering
>>84702750>please do not mention it hereyou've just mentioned it though
sometimes it can be fun to throb your hard cock as hard as possible laying down to see how high you can get it haha
>>84703272sorry i thought i wrote that in my writer's journal ignore that
wtf i scrolled all the way through the catalog like 5 times and didnt see this thread [it was refreshed]strange lmao>>84701559>currently late night halo gaming
Getting a haircut today kinda nervous about it. Lost my earbuds somewhere it seems very unhappy about it. My digimons arrived waku waku about it.
>tfw no bf to pick blueberries with
When I was in high school I played football and I got a boner sometimes when I was in the locker room. It was difficult to hide, especially since it was the style at the time for some fucks to run around the area yelling "cup check" and smacking balls of people mid-changing.
>>84704877I got a boner once in gym class when my crush took his shirt off and I couldn't hide it because we were wearing shorts and in an open field. I think a guy I was talking to at the time might've saw and told the other guys later but idk for sure. Being gay sucks
The high school locker rooms were at the same time a wonderful place full of dressing boys but at the same time terrifying because in my school you might legitimately get the shit beat out of you for being gay.Also the smell... to this day I get a chub smelling heavy axe body spray that completely smothered everything.
>to this day I get a chub smelling heavy axe body spray that completely smothered everything.But it's just cheap deodorant. I would get it if you could smell their musk or something but deodorant is yucky especially when guys spray so much it's overwhelming.
>>84702558I thought cuckbot was only into scat not farts but in hindsight it was obvious
It's a cold day for once and my air conditioner arrives. :))))) But I also have an appointment and a wash to do... sad.>>84705049Isn't it obvious? Most scat degens would have to be into farts too.. we pray for him to get better.
>>84705021Hey I don't control what my body does. All I know is that heavy deodorants and perfumes like that gives me a small boner. At the time I even hated it because I could barely breathe they sprayed it so thick in there. Imagine like 10 guys all spraying it at once.
>>84705062I walk past some guys with tons of deodorant on and it makes me want to choke, I have to cover my mouth. I wouldn't be able to deal with that much deodorant. More guys need to use roll-ons.
>>84705095And the fact that they would intentionally spray it in my face as well because they knew I hated it. Yeah HS boys are dicks.I have a fetish for being bullied to this day
>>84705106I'm glad I never developed any weird bully fetishes teebeehaych
Tell my lazy ass to get out and mow the grass before it gets hot. I know its early but I still could.
CUT THE GRASS. YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF
>>84702686happy pride queen. I don't know if I'm going to my local pride this year, kinda scared to but I'd love to have friends to celebrate it. Is your pride parade fun?
>>>/pol/536190370scary. Why are homophobes so demonic?
Kinda based ngl. Whores deserve STDs
>>84705219your ass is grass
My throat is sore fml
your throat is woke
>>84705049Erm I think you're confused anon the post is about meow simp wanting to be dommed by meow and suck down his farts it has nothing to do with chudbot. You should really stop inserting him into your fetishes it's a little creepy..
>>84706057But cuckbot wanted to fuck meow and constantly tries to gets meows attention and constantly talks about his scat fetish? That post is made in his posting style so it must be him sorry
I have like a hundred pictures of me and I'm not smiling in any of them not because I'm unhappy but because it's weird to fake smile for the camera, never understood that. I'm not actor.
I don't think I have a face picture of myself from the last 10-15 years.
i wasted the satan quadsIT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SOMEONE ELSE
What was the post? Not sure if linking this will work>>84706666
I wish osakasyndrome would fuck me
>>84706535But meow simp constantly simps for meow and defends his BIG BLACK COCK fetish and regularly ships BLACK men with meow? That post is clearly made in his posting style so it must be him sorry.
>>84697460Meow and meow simp finally linked up???
>>84704374Can anyone decipher what meow simp is saying here?
>>84706807But cuckbot constantly simps for meow and defends his BIG BLACK COCK fetish and regularly ships BLACK men with meow? That post is clearly made in his posting style so it must be him sorry
>>84700456Odd way for meow simp to simp for meow little bit weird bud
Cuckbot keeps spamming his own interracial fetish threads here every day I hate cuckbot
I'm gonna make gyudon again yay
>>84706871But meow simp says that sucking BIG BLACK COCK is like eating vanilla ice cream and says that meow should be allowed to have sex with BLACK men judgement free whenever he wants? That post is clearly him simping for meow so it must be him sorry.
>>84706708How many times do you guys think cuckbot masturbated to the image on the right?
>>84706898But cuckbot is the meowsimp? I hate cuckbot for being into interracial porn and forcing it on everyone here
Meow simp keeps posting his fantasies of chudbot being a BLACK canadian with a BBC and having sex with meow here every dayI hate meow simp
>>84705980I thought cuckbot wanted to eat shit straight out of the anus not clean dirty diapers?
>>84706911But chudbot hates meow?I hate meow simp for inserting meow into interracial porn and forcing it on everyone here.
Cuckbot is a schizophrenic canadian who thinks meow being a whore meant meow wanted to have sex with him so he fantasized about going to finland to have sex with trannymeow and after getting rejected started spamming the thread with his blacked fantasiesI hate meowsimp/cuckbot
>>84706932But cuckbot wants to hatefuck meow?I hate meow simp/cuckbot for inserting meow into interracial porn and forcing it on everyone here.
>>84706770ye thats it, cant believe a mundane post got itmy Ultra Dark Black Niggers. needed it more lmao
Meow simp is a schizophrenic simp for meow who thinks meow posting BLACKEDRAW and fantasizing about sex with BLACK men is good and doesn't count as a BBC fetish so he fantasizes about chudbot being a canadian BLACK man with a BBC that has sex with meow.I hate meow/meow simp
>>84706950But meow simp wants to see meow hatefucked by BLACK men?I hate meow simp for inserting chudbot into his interracial porn and forcing it on everyone here.
I see why people get tired of incel rhetoric after arguing with some people on this website. It just turns into "do you choose to see the world in a cut-throat and miserable light to cocoon yourself in bitterness and feel smug about it or do you choose to see hope and happiness and love and have the will to believe in that?"
>>84707023Meow simp wishes indian men were BLACK so they could have sex with meow?? this is getting convoluted now
Still not mowed the grass and I had fast food lunch. I am a bad neet, I need punished.
>>84707081https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwdJQz48130
Imma woop somebody ass
I'm a gay faggot and this is my gyudon
>>84706987Yes that's what cuckbot wants and why I hate him
Yes that's what cuckbot wants and why l hate him
Cuckbots favorite ice cream is dubai chocolate if you know what I mean
I love this bird
>>84707638*ruins your fun cartoon by turning it into a badly written melodramatic fluff yaoi drama*
>>84707638he cute>>84707662>actually watching it
>>84707520>>84707527Uh oh I broke meow simp bot and now he's stuck repeating his BLACKED simp fantasies for meow what a shame
gahh i hate when the horny hits at inopportune times
i've had this song stuck in my head all weekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htFcqqCdOKg
dead threadbed friendmake it make sense
Me if I was a cat
>>84708707Me if l was a cat
>>84708549I need picrel so fucking bad in my life, you do not understand anon.
>>84706565Then make it a genuine smile. Think of your fbf, that will bring it out!>>84707372Looks yummy, is that onion?>>84708707Me if I was a cat.
>>84708772i feel you, anon. gay kisses are good
>>84708802Yeah it's onion, beef and spices etc
>>84708846Seeing two guys happy with each other fills me with jealousy, I'm sorry anon.
>>84708867sorry broski that was not my intent. wagmi
Meesa gonna make it yay
>>84708902It's ok anon, I can be bitter sometimes.
>>84708960part of the faggot experience, sadly
I should get around to making my fursona one of these days, just go full furry and not look back.
>>84709046what sort of animal would you have in mind? i'd probably just be a possum desu
>>84709068probably a cat of some sort because you know I lack imagination. I thought about maybe a pallas cat just so it wasn't a regular domestic cat.
>>84709078nothing wrong with going simple! if it's what feels like a good fit for you, that's all that matters. pallas cats are cute
Did people ever come up to you in high school and ask if you were gay?
>>84709651no, I was too much of a recluse to be interacted with. there was this one cute boy that let me touch his hands one time and didn't stop me. he was a pretty overt faggot so I probably could have lost my virginity if I wasn't such a sperg. that was over a decade ago at this point though so not point crying over lack of spilt cum.
>>84709651they called me gay as a form of bullying as well as girl/woman/pussy because I wasn't masculine. I bet the story is the same for other people.
>>84709651No, I was still repressed then.
the worst tranny of all time is still a better person than all of you worthless turds combined
>>84710086Ok Mr. Antagonist, very cool!
>another day passes>still not getting headSIGH
>>84710447Did you know that if you get a bf you can get it anytime you want? They don't want you to know!
I want to give head more than get it... the thought was swallowing my fbf's release is very appealing to me.
>>84710447I wonder if head feels as good as people say>>84709651Nah, they just knew I was gonna be a virgin forever and they were right
Wearing tight underwear today so I'll just have to take it off for eepy cause it would be too uncomfy and hot.
>>84710575unf. bet it'd smell pretty good after a hot day like that
>>84710461the tricky part is finding the boy
Op you forgot to put / like a moron>>84698852To kill him for being a gross faggot right?>>84699870Pedophile coded post>>84700563>also you talk like retards and use 3: to look cute but you are a manMEN *clap* CAN *clap* BE *clap* CUTE
>>84709651No because I wasn't a faggot>>84709669>was a pretty overt faggot so I probably could have lost my virginity if I wasn't such a spergWhy do dumb people sa this? At what point did you realize it? How do you go from being a completely socially retarded retard to realizing it? Seems fake or a cope
>>84710860>How do you go from being a completely socially retarded retard to realizing it?asking for advice there, champ?
I also thought I was a dark and mysterious loner type in HS but afterward I came to realize I was just socially retarded sperg no one liked for a reason.
Everything was so effortless in high school. Studying or not studying.The classes. Making friends. Everything was so simple. Probably the one part of my life I really enjoyed.
>>84710950it was so boring to me, though i stuck to myself and never made friends. i just stopped going one day and started waging. at least then i was making money.
I would love to come home circa 2005 again. Yes its a dead mom and rose tinted goggles post.
crazy how bad edumacation is in the US right now. a high percentage of adults read below an 8th grade level, or even at a middleschool level. apparently most adults don't know more than pre-algebra math (if that). our country is in a bad spot.
why couldnt i have this
>>84711636me as the bigger and older boy imposing on the young one to have female organs (get from from his ass being played with)
Snails are outright hermaphrodites, still though want a bf to snuggle with like that.
>>84711636my gay classmate perked up when we did the unit on penis fencing and love darts
>>84712069faggots can't help but respond to fag terminology
i can't reply to your posts with unbridled unrequited horny energy if you don't make them. apply yourselves.
Uhh yea exccuse Me
>>84713306boy's holes really do fall into these two archetypes
my brain will go through alternating cycles of desiring solitude and human contact in such an erratic pattern as to hinder retaining people for longer periods of time. it's annoying being 'flipped on' and having the emotional rigor to keep up with people only for that hormonal lever to switch back into its off position, all of its own volition and without my seeming agency (given the usual physical suspects like lifestyle are pretty static for me)
>>84709651No but they called me a player because I was always surrounded by/hanging out with girls, who in hindsight probably wanted to go out with me but I basically lead them on
>go out on date>drinking and enjoying it>old couple sits right next to us and they have the most awkward almost silent seething vibe to them ever>now feel awkward being open and bubbly because of these old fucks Every single time I go out this happens. I fucking hate old people for this reason. Like are they homophobic and do this shit on purpose? Why sit right next to us?
>>84713447idk ask for a corner seat or a booth
I feel like these old fucking boomers are all like "is that a young person not working or in bed to work like I was at that age (they weren't). Grrrrrr that makes me so angry"
>>84713473Unfortunately you don't get booths or corner seats in british pubs. I wish we had those booth rooms that Japanese people have in some of their drinking places
Is that a young person enjoying life? Grrrrrr they should be a miserable old fuck like I am
>>84713487that is unfortunate. just throw all the other chairs in a corner so no one else can sit :)
In other news my Tamagotchi has been sleeping in poop all night because I didn't get back to clean the poop before he fell asleep
>>84713552damn how could you
I say: SMASH THE PATRIARCHY! To start, let's smash patriarchal men
>>84713605smash leftmarry middlekill right
>>84713605smash leftmarry leftgetting killed by left
Jamie pull that cock out
Being the only one awake is kinda like being home alone. I love it's I can fap uninterrupted nyehehehe
>>84713625middle looks like he beats his partner
>>84714026Stop my bussy can only get so wet (just kidding but that's kinda hot I want husband who looks like he'd beat me but is actually super loving and caring)
>>84714096why? genuinely curious. Sexually I like men who look like extroverted douches but never violent men
>>84714102I like the contrast of guys who look gruff and intimidating but are actually sweet inside. It's like other people will think he's intimidating or scary but only I know his real sweet side. It's something only I get to see. Not sure how else to explain it.
>>84714112I fully get you, contrasts are the best thing. Not exactly my type but definitely better than angelic looking guys who are satan reincarnate inside
>>84714112this is more common with straights than gays. I don't think I've ever seen or heard of a scary looking gay guy who wasn't at least a little scary inside as well. Gay guys actively choose to look scary
>>84714156I think as a gay the way you get guys like that is if they're bi. Unfortunately them being bi comes with its own drawbacks...>>84714134Yes exactly. Even guys who are sarcastic or sardonic in a cynical kind of way but have a secret cute side are great
>>84714163>Even guys who are sarcastic or sardonic in a cynical kind of way but have a secret cute side are greateh not very on board with this. I'm fed up with catty gays, even if they aren't really mean. This seems to be a very popular MC in gay comics
>>84714186Not catty just sarcastic. I guess being a bong there are more guys like that here since sarcasm is a big part of social culture here. I had a teacher in High school who was very like that, sarcastic to the students but not in a mean or catty way just in a kind of rapportish way. You could tell he genuinely cared about the students
>tfw no cute loser bf
Will this be the day I mow the grass? Who knows, it's still nice out but this is likely the last day of it. I'm going to struggle regardless. At some point I should either the self-propelled drive on the mower fixed or just buy a cheap push mower which would be lighter.
>>84714931Your ass = grass
I really love loser characters. I want a loser bf so much it's not even funny
I'm a fucking huge fat loser but I'll never date anyone because I lost it all when I was born and had an unrefundable small penis role and for that I am FORCED to choose a seclusion and I would never want to try to dating as it will end the same way it always does, because I got cursed with a mall penis and balls malady. Happy Pride months where people are supposed to be happy with themselves and each other btw.
>>84711742Interstating question cuckbot would be a shame if it was not true and just another instance of you pushing your fetish into others>>84713509Cuckbot refers to his penis as riceclitty now?
>>84713729Cuckbot fully embracing his cuckholdry now>>84714870I don't think anyone will engage your diaper threads cuckbot just let it go no one cares
>>84715274Don't talk about genociding blacks because cuckbot will get very uppity when he loses all his bulls
Imma woop yo ass
bitch is from chicago
why is this kind of gay so rare?
>>84715502They're... not... anon come on.
>>84715684yes they are. Too many twinks, too many bears, all snarky. I just want a nerdy goat
Meesa snarky yay
I wonder what snarky Finnish sounds like?
that time as a newfag when I thought meow had a pet possum
>>84715757is catboy going to pride?
>>84715727why do you want a goat? are you a furry?
>>84715764Sharp>>84715766I wish although maybe it's better that I don't >>84715778No way
Time to finally mow this grass, at some point I'm going to have to tackle the backyard too. I kinda haven't mowed back there at all this year... its all shade so the grass grows slowly but still.
>>84715885Imma mown yo ass, which is grass
>>84715757Youusa fat walled bichass unfunee treenny bot
>>84715846goat is figurative, not literal. My bf will be the GOAT
I wonder how they changed jar jar's speech in the dubbed versions of TPM?
>watch this sassy twink on YT ages ago>he turned into a hot masc chad now >very big boy that wants to be bigger>he's fun, open and alone >talks about gay dating scene problems and mental health>tfw actually feeling seen by chad>talks about body standards too>look further>turns out he has an OF profileOh...
My bf will be a woman because men suck, am I right sisters?
>>84715951I LOVEEE gay onlyfans whores that talk smack and on body standarts and high expectations and fish for retard and sympathy only to duh have onlyfans and get fucked by chad that all have fit hot bodies and huge cocks
I will never have a bf. Or have an opportunity to get gay flag out on our yard for Pridesmas. And it sucks. And I'll probably croak in the next decade. And also because it's over for me anyway.
>>84715926Stay mad whore yay
I guess men do suck a little. I'd rather be ace
>tfw no bf to burn the pride flag with
Oh ohIt's chud hour
>>84716026Sorry bro you're like the opposite of an ace. You're like the one who gets picked last. If not for the teacher mandating everyone gets included you'd be sitting on a bench forever.
>tfw no bf who isn't leftoid mongoloid whore
what made him mad this time?
Got an urge to make boys cum alot
