>>84699223
Money
Money is all that matters

gay rewind time rule by a bitter zoomie most likely
anyway, two girlfriends

>>84699245
Seethe you ugly old fuck

>>84699223
easy. 21 in gf, 8 in time and 6 in iq. height and dick don't matter since I already have the gf and money should be easy given the extra time and iq.

>>84699223
splurge all of my points on dick size.
If I were any taller, maybe I put a few points into height, but i'm in turbomanlet territory so i wouldn't make a meaningful difference.

add 10 or 20k to salary, use the rest on time which is effectively buying a good decade longer to live
t boring schizoid

>>84699223
I'm curious to see if I could make it as a professional athlete after rewinding time by 15 years

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I would spend all the points in Rewind Time and redo my life.

>>84699223
go back in time 15 years
5 remaining points into IQ

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>>84699223
All in into IQ, make me fluent in French, German and Italian. Thank you.

I suppose if you wanted to metagame you could alternatively just choose to rewind time and everytime you reach this moment just choose to rewind again and live forever in a loop or something but that sounds lame and cringe, give me chaos or give me death

>>84699223
I would put everything into time. The world we currently exist in is an unimaginable hell. And my body is falling apart.

>>84699416
>>84699223
Actually, I just realized if you pick rewind time and come to this moment over and over again you can just stack IQ or money or whatever until you are basically a millonaire

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>>84699223
>21 points 7/10 gf
>9 points free $30k neetbux
Life is good.

>>84699223
16 points in rewind time and the rest in IQ

>>84699223
dump 20 points into salary and the remaining 10 into IQ. ~66 grand a year untaxed to do nothing and fluent in a language of my choice.

>>84699223
15 for a qt mid gf. My dick size is fine, height doesn't matter if I have a loyal gf, so I'll just dump the rest into IQ, which would give me renowned genius level and I can be more competent at stuff which is neat-o.

>everybody choosing to rewind time over all these other powers

The point is to realize you have that gift right now, relative to the you in 10 year. So go out there and do something with your lives instead of feeling sorry for yourself

This thread is just a sneaky way to find how many of you are wizards you idiots.

>>84699223
IQ is pointless
Height is pointless
Dick doesn't give an option to get my foreskin back so pointless

Salary might be the only good one because it would take some anxiety off your shoulders
Girlfriend is pointless because nothing is said about whether they love you or are attracted to you

Rewinding time to invest in your own personal development would technically allow you to pick a field where you know what the salary will be but that is kind of a gamble

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>>84699384
I'm with this anon, the rewind time seems to be the best choice out of all of these, I'd put more effort of going to church and school

>>84699614
True, but the choice and chance of correcting the past better than the last time would be nice too, and it'd be nice to make more people in my life happier with better choices

>>84699614
It's not comparable, I know I can work hard in the dark for nothing right now. I can't go back and know exactly what to do and every mistake not to make from there and set my life up well

>>84699223
I'll just put all points into girlfriend because that's really all that I'd use any of the other things to try and accomplish

>>84699885
Through deep meditation you can transcend and learn to see yourself as a 4 dimensional tubeworm creature stretched out through spacetime like in slaughterhouse 5.

>>84699396
yeah exactly this

>>84699223
20k salary and rewind time

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>>84699223
>10 points height
>20 points rewind time

10 Year old who will grow to 6'3, I can rescue my wasted years.

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU SO MUCH WHY DO YOU MAKE ME DAYDREAM OF A THING I WILL NEVER HAVE YOU BASTARD

>>84699223
Rewind time. 30 points to go back 15 years.

June 2011... I could do it. I could make all the right choices this time. I know which relationships don't matter, and I know which relationships do matter.

I could be happy, and I could make someone special happy too.

>>84699223
>girlfriend
>capped to 18 years
Gay as fuck. I'd choose to rewind time, but even if I spent all possible points in that I don't have enough to really fix things. I need more points.

>>84699913
>if you spin your wheels and think really hard about wasting time then you can waste time

>>84699223
> Gf upgrades are expensive asf

Everything into money then.
With enough of it, I can get enough gold diggers to pretend that I am loved.

>>84699223
IQ and time very easily. Nothing else even worth considering.
I would go with -10 years (20 points) and +15 IQ (15 points).

>>84699223
10 in IQ for lawls, not sure which language i'd want though. don't really plan to leave america. would be curious how it'd feel to be even just a bit smarter.
6 points in dick, i'm already a bit above average but that'd cement me in a good place.
6 points in salary, i'm a neet so i'm taking that as a UBI of 20k for me personally.
i'll take a 4 year rewind with the rest of my points. honestly i don't think this would change my life that much, but it'd be cool regardless.

One part of me wants to pick "10 points into IQ, Japanese, and the rest into salary".
The other part of me wants to pick "all points into time, I can learn japanese in that time and also prevent the murder".

I guess I'll go with the time option.

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>>84700109
>I can learn japanese in that time and also prevent the murder

>>84699223
Rewind time by 6 years, spend the rest on IQ

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I haven't bothered balancing this
dont @ me

>>84699223
I'd make my dick 2 inches bigger and get 60k passive income. Then I would just NEET and fuck twinks with my bwc.

>>84699223
What if I want an older gf? I'm into mature women

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>>84699223
I'm going back 15 years. Peak Roblox, I can steer clear of goyslop, I can avoid being the journey and not the destination for multiple girls, I can apply myself in highschool for the time I had left, I can avoid politics and keep what little friendships I had, I can save my Dad from his doom, and I can cure my diseases before they intensify. Hell, I may even grow taller, stronger, bigger dicked, since I'd get a second chance at puberty.
I'd be lying if I said the dick options weren't tempting, but I choose myself, ultimately. You can't buy time, you can't undo mistakes.
My regret is that my cat may never be born or that she might die before we can save her in the alternate world.

Back to high school in 2011 I go

>>84700164
size manipulation is trash, even the super.
invisible is ass without the super, 10 minutes is just too short and you'd get found out randomly if you used it often whatsoever. a full day cooldown, idk. this is like a party trick.

15 points in time control and 15 in bag of holding. flight would be cool but you'd need to use basically everything for it to really pay off.

any uni anons want to memorize some landmark papers published within the last 15 years and pass off the idea as your own? what papers?
Remember you also have to put in work to become an actual expert in the area or it'll be super awkward during your PhD defense or when talking to other experts

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>>84699852
Based. With rewind time you can literally improve all the other aspects from OP's chart
>dick and height
Get on HGH before it's too late.
>money
Bitcoin and stocks.
>IQ
By having better habits than you did in your childhood/teenage years, learning new languages and doing similar stuff at a young age, I think you probably can make your brain better.
>gf
With more money and a taller height it would be easier to get one.

Pure gold.

>>84700210
>ah yes I can last way longer than 10 minutes jerking off in some celebrity's shower

>>84700164
Super invisibility of course

>>84700210
what would you even carry with bag holding

>>84700164
can the size manipulation apply to penis size

>>84700234
not him but a gun of some kind
food, water, emergency supplies
use it to shoplift with no evidence left behind
experiment with it, see if you can put an animal in there, if it's safe see if you can put yourself in there to abuse the system

>>84699223
I have all of these except salary so... Max salary, ez. Unless we start with a 1 inch dick in this scenario?

>>84699223
>IQ is the most useless one
Ironic.

>>84700164
15 points bag of holding so I can store 2 cubic meters of items
15 points time control so I can reduce time to a quarter when I'm holding my breath
The limits aren't specified on bag of holding, can I store living things? Anyway, I would be able to keep my valuanles secured and outperform others in reaction. Not a bad deal. The others are cost prohibitive

>>84700164
15 points into time control and I become an epic boxer
Invisibility so I could escape danger, eavesdrop, do a little trolling, etc

>>84700234
i mean, with this set up you could literally be the perfect assassin, or anything to this effect. vigilante, villain, serial killer, etc. 2 cubic meters of space is a LOT of room, hell, you could fit a body in there, weapons, clothes, chemicals, you name it.
>>84700230
YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY GET TO THE SHOWER FIRST NIGGER, AND THEN LEAVE. even an hour is not really that much.
>>84700247
the way that it is worded implies No.
>>84700255
true.. though the potential reality of being inside of it and not knowing how to get back out is like a cosmic horror.

>>84699223
>IQ
Already in the top percentile for this and it hasn't made me happier. Learning a new language would be cool but also takes the fun out of it.
>Height
I'm already 6'3. Anything taller is useless. Also it's really easy to be a healthy weight for me.
>Dick
I'm 7.5x6. The cum at will is nice but I'd have to be 12 inches and spend all my points so no.
>Salary
Probably the best one. A free 100k and not having to pay taxes would basically mean I never have to work.
>Girlfriend
Also an optimal choice but there's no information about personality. Also seems kind of evil to create a person with limited free will.
>Rewind time
Utterly useless if you can't make money off it and you're young like me.

I guess I'm taking the money.

>>84700255
You could also just use a backpack idk

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>>84699223
30+
>rewind time back to 2012 (28 points)
>dump the rest of the points into IQ ( 7)
Split between trying to become an artist or getting petty revenge on shitty MMO communities.

>>84700164
A 5x5x5m pocket dimension is actually pretty good. You can kidnap people with impunity, or kill them with no body left behind

>>84700311
most retarded shit i have read today written by what is likely a man, if you are a woman though its whatever. im not encouraging you with an actual response.

>>84700164
>Flight
>max altitude 30 ft
Worthless, I'll take 32x time slowdown. I could easily kill an entire SWAT team or steal anything I want and nobody could do shit about it.

>>84700333
I would pick invisibility and rape you

>>84700164
Max out bag of holding and become an international drug smuggler. Easy millions and it's convenient in your day to day life.

>>84700309
>YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY GET TO THE SHOWER FIRST NIGGER, AND THEN LEAVE. even an hour is not really that much.

You tackle this like you would if you were stuck in a timeloop
You set yourself a deadline of 5 minutes, or 4:30 before you turn back to be safe. Each time making it further and further

On the first try you spend most of your 5 minutes just trying to hop over a fence. Then you get used to that and the next time you try to climb up the side of the house. Eventually you get better and better

>>84699223
30 points in dick and become a porn star

>>84700322
it doubles, so it's 1 meter cubed, 2 meter cubed, 4, 8, 16
5mx5mx5m would be 125meters^3

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>>84700164
>20 points pocket dimension
>10 points height manipulation
Make myself a midget and chill in my personal pocket dimension like Jeannie in her bottle.

>>84700378
Oh shit, I didn't read the "doubles" part. Even better then

>>84700322
but why would you wanna kill people though that's pretty mean

>>84699223
Rewind time.
Play the lottery LOL

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>>84700164
>>84700255
>try putting a bunch of animals in the pocket dimension starting from insects to a dog
>soon realize time doesn't pass in the bag
>deliberating for weeks but too scared to jump in realizing I could get trapped in there forever
>finally get cornered by police
>fuck it
>jump in
>vanish from reality
>i'm just a cosmic awareness floating outside of time
>realize I can pop myself back in at any time, anywhere in history, thus getting most of the other perks for free
>pop myself back out in 0 BC to witness the birth of christ
>while waiting for jesus I witness some hungry people there
>give them my stocked up bread and fish from the pocket dimension
>they ask me for advice and I give them some cliche 'turn the other cheek' type shit
>people congregate around me for wisdom and I make shit up from what i can remember from the bible
>soon realize that I am actually christ and I have to get myself crucified to maintain the integrity of the timeline

>>84700343
>Get 32x time slowdown
>Go to GameStop, prepared to steal
>Realize that games suck now

>>84699223
https://youtube.com/shorts/ZAaDs3hOSC8?si=eJsVe-HoIdAdNWMl

>>84700164
If I'm in a superhero universe and I have to fight people,
Flight 19
Time Control 11

If I'm not in a superhero universe and I'm just going to live my normal life,
Bag of Holding 20
Size Manipulation 10

Fuck Invisibility.

>post this on /biz/ it's all salary
>post this on /sci/ or /lit/ it's all about points in IQ
>post this on /fit/ it's all about increasing dick or height
>post this on /r9k/ it's all about rewinding time because everybody here is an incel who regrets their life

>>84700449
Anon was an hero for our sins

>>84700449
Since when do you speak Aramaic?

>>84700480
Wouldn't incels choose the gf?
Sounds more like people on /r9k/ just know the value of wasted time

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>>84700480
>post this on /lit/ it's all about points in IQ
O RLY

>>84700491
Since putting 10 points into the IQ slot in the OP.

>>84699614
I'm too old and too deep in the hole to fix my problems. I want to be 18 again.

>>84699223
Just give me that 20 salary and 10 IQ. Being free from taxes is a massive boon.

>>84699223
Put all 30 in IQ bitch, turn into megamind

>>84699223
add 5" to my dick, pass out every time I get horny

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>>84699223
Fuck this is difficult.
obviously I'd like a girlfriend but thats a lot of points, and I really need to invest the points into a bigger penis. Id like at least 2 inches, is that enough? probably not. but that only leaves me with 3 points and I dunno if a 6 inch penis (4 inches currently) would be enough not for her to leave me anyway, then what was the point of wasting 15 points to begin with? I could always dump all my points into penis size so I wouldnt have to worry about that. but then I would have to sleep with a woman to get her to be my girlfriend to begin with. I dunno how long that would take or if it was even possible with the big penis. Im not insecure about my height or intelligence so I dont necessarily need points for those. but I had a terrible childhood and I'd like to go back in time and at least fix my teenage years and early 20s. but that would require all my points and Id probably just end up with the same problems without the big penis. I thought this was going to be a fun game but its just made me depressed. what do Anons? should I just dump it all into penis size and just pray my life gets better with that alone?

>>84700915
One of the stipulations of the girlfriend is that she can't leave you.

>>84699223
20 points in salary and 10 points in IQ. Sorry below-average penis, I ran out of points lmao.

>>84700933
20 into money is too good to pass up desu. I don't want to rewind time cause I know I'll repeat the same shit I always did. You can guarantee a solid middle class life with that money.

>>84700960
Tax free salary is too good to pass up, thats like double my salary right now.

go back 15 years and make proper use of puberty to grow to my full genetic potential

>>84701021
by copping HGH from somewhere?

>>84699223
Lol that logo from the cartoon network show.

>>84699223
21 points to GF, this makes her a 7/10 at 23 years of age
the rest of the points go to salary so I can have a nice life with this girl, an extra 30k a year puts me above average for the US and quite comfortable in the area I live
I'm happy with what I have everywhere else

>30 points dick
>5 points height
>start OF and get famous mindbreaking OF whores
>make bank while fucking the hottest girls on the planet
ez

>>84699223
>20pts in height, clocking in the bonus
>6 in dick
>3 in salary
>clean up with 1 extra IQ point
Should have taken the IQ point first before investing in the others in case I thought better of it afterwards

>>84700164
10 in size 20 in flight ez clap

>>84700289
I thought this at first but actually I think it's good now since I used my 1 extra IQ point to think about it. Going from 100 to 130 IQ is a similar departure from average as going from 5'8 to 6'2. And if you're already a 130iq hellwit you can dump 30 points in and become an unmatched world class genius instantly.

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>>84701272
>160 IQ
sure but then you probably just end up like this guy
would anyone want his life?

>>84701285
let's see your massive wikipedia article listing off all your works of brilliance. also
>jewish
OP should add a "get uncircumcised" for 10 points and see how many bite on that one

>>84701205
You can't mindbreak them if you're not hot enough to get them to fuck you in the first place. What are you expecting? some kind of word of mouth viral phenomena that spreads your reputation far and wide?

>>84699223
>rewind to 2023
>buy the dip that would result in 10+ million by 2025
ez

>>84701316
I can make them cum with my dick at will. Literally by just existing near them I can already make them lust for me through these retarded superpowers.

>>84699223
3 in money, the rest in IQ
Chinese, Japanese, German

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>>84700873
>megamind has an IQ of 110

>>84701314
There are a lot of things one can do to get themselves into a wikipedia article. That's not the benchmark for a happy or fulfilling life. This guy is a NEET living in a mudhut, has no friends, no wife, refuses to even talk to media or anybody, presumably several severe mental illnesses. That's the kind of life most people here would be living if they were magically given 160 IQ.

>>84699223
10 in IQ to gain Japanese fluency, 18 in salary to live comfortably, and I guess once that's done I take the extra year
also you need to add sports gambling to the rewind time thing, it's a super easy way to make money as a time traveler

>>84701322
you didn't read the image

>>84701377
They would just change the outcome if they noticed a large bet on the game.

>>84701399
nta but what if I buy Silver bullion?
I made like 7k by buying it over the last 8 years and if I went back in time I would definitely have bought more

>>84701410
The time rewind is for self-improvement only and not investment with "insider" knowledge

>>84701399
if you bet tens of thousands on who wins the championship or advances deep into the playoffs, it's just a drop in the bucket compared to all the other money wagered on both sides, but it's still huge money when you win
rigging at that level is more for like irrelevant regular season games or prop bets and I wouldn't remember what bets to make there anyway

>>84699223
I don't even want a girlfriend and I would spend all the points on the girlfriend.

>>84701421
Someone will figure out you're from the future using statistic and you will be locked up and studied

>>84701429
meant *statistics

>>84701419
I was already buying it, if I improoooved myself I would have had more money to buy it with

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>>84699223
21 salary
8 rewind time
1 IQ
Image never mentioned anything about lottery, so here we go owo

>>84699223
just invent in height and money
no more problems

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>>84699223
>IQ
I could use that, I am proficient in Japanese, but would the 10 points make me remember every kanji in existence?

>Height
huh, I am already 6'1 so height is irrelevant

>Dick
Immune to STDs is nice, never caught one, but full immunity would be pretty damn nice.

>Salary
Jobs come and go, but tax free would be nice.

>Grlfriend
I never have been anyone's public face, that's out.


>Rewind time
The farthest I could go back is 2011, I could save my friend who died.......Also with my current portfolio of work I could get jobs easier back then.


Too many damn options. I can't chose.

Fuck it all time.

>>84699223
All in IQ. I have MS and it's fucking with my mind.
Languages would be, urdu (whatever pakistanis speak, I live in England and don't trust them so want to know what they're saying), Icelandic, and Spanish (just so I can know how to roll my R's).
I'm on disability (not much so more would help) so don't get a "salary". Not bothered about my height, not bothered about dick size, my personality would end up hurting a gf so not (I AM BOTHERED) bothered about a gf.
The time one would be good, but I'd want to invest, so couldn't pick that.

>>84701563
Go back in time and avoid getting MS, retard.

>>84701807
They don't know exactly what causes it, so what would I do differently to avoid it?

>>84699223
Rewinding using all 30 points sends me back through a little over half of my life, giving me a do-over through most of the shit I did wrong.
I'm going for the redo.

Time is nerfed to hell if you're not allowed to invest, kind of fucks you over if you already invested and life plans hinge around investments made. Any new life path would be drastically inferior and can never improve.
Others should be similarly nerfed, pick height but you're paralyzed, pick money but it's Zimbabwe dollars, pick dick but permanent ed, pick gf but she dies as soon as you meet her, pick iq but have anterograde amnesia.

>>84701997
>read up on landmark ML papers including GAN's and attention mechanism
>go back
>publish as your own
>get hired by google and get paid a few million dollars a year
>invest (without using knowledge from the future) and retire early before ai backlash hits

>>84699223
20 points into rewinding time, 9 points into salary, leftover point into IQ.

>>84701563
This dude is bragging about his monkey scrotum

>>84702810
It's a curse, I knew it was a mistake letting a radioactive monkey suck me off.

>>84699223
First lets rule out a few
>Dick
I like my size, and 6 points is so expensive
>Salary
3 points for 10k is really expensive
>Rewind time
too expensive since I can't even use the rewind to benefit financially

>So the appealing ones are IQ, height, and GF
However, I only have 30 points
10 points to IQ gives me fluency in a language, so it feels wasteful not to use at least 10
GF takes 30 points to max out
Height just seems so lame in comparison. Yeah, height is law or whatever, but you can literally just pick a 10/10 loving GF. Who cares about height?

So my only decision is "do I max out GF"
GF working in 3 point increments really hurts me. I can't get the free language without capping her at a 6.

As much as it hurts not to put 10 points into IQ, I'll just max out the GF like a loser. This is with the assumption that we have thinks in common, would get along well, and that I would actually love her. If not, I'd dump all 30 points into IQ and pick

Chinese, Japanese, and either Korean or Spanish

>>84699660
This is an anonymous message board... who cares?

>>84700224
>Bitcoin and stocks
It explicitly tells you that you can't invest with future knowledge

>>84701903
The vast majority of people avoid it without even trying. Just don't do whatever you did before.

>>84702810
heheheh hey beter

>>84699223
30 points for girlfriend. A loving, loyal, hot girlfriend is all I would need to be happy.

20 in salary and 10 in iq and then become fluent in sign language so I can be more convincing when I pretend to be deaf so nobody bothers me.

>>84699223
>IQ
Dump stat
>Height
I'm average height so this isn't worth it
>Dick
I'm actually above average
>Girlfriend
This isn't the worse
>Rewind time
If I can't use it for money why would I even want this shit
>Salary
Everything goes into this. I can literally live like a king in some south east asian country or Mexico with no tax.

Funny watching every sub 120 IQ brainlet talking about how time rewind is useless due to the no investment clause because that's the only way they know how to make money with future information.

>>84699223
>iq
useless after 115
>height
6'2 is best
>dick
7.5"
>salary
maxxed

>>84704083
Anything you do with expectation of gain counts as investing, retard. It's basically go back in time but unable to change anything. Only retards pick it.

>>84704192
it only specifies stocks and Bitcoin

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>>84699223
All points on dick an stimfap all day
>Make women...
what about mine? do they feel better too?

>>84704192
That's not what stocks mean dumb ESL.

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>>84704286
Quoi la baise

>>84699223
24 IQ, 6 in dick. 24 IQ is enough to place me at the literal genius level. Gain the ability to speak japanese and mandarin.

>>84699223
>Go back 15 years
>Keep all my memories but no knowledge of stocks, whatever that means

I'd probably still get interested in bitcoin and end up investing in it so i guess i still win. Also get in first on a lot of business ideas since it doesnt specify thats

>>84699223
>10 points on height to be 6'3
>6 points to be 7.3 inches
>12 points to add 40k to my overall salary so now I should be at 100k annually
2 points left so I'll use that to rewind time back 1 year to 2025, I'll invest more money into AMD

>>84704734
Should've picked iq points so you'd be able to understand the picture

>>84704744
Oh it said I cannot invest in stocks if I rewind time.
Oh well

>>84704576
Why would you want to be a genius?

>>84699223
all into time. so i can be 5 and redo my life? bro i will be a beast with all that knowledge i gained and i would start again, avoid getting sick and permanent damage and i would really turn my life differently. can i do stuff like give my parents financial advice and shit too? and i would go crazy and be super social because i can always redo my life

>>84705510
Of course. Those are the benefits of time travel

>>84699223
15 in salary
15 in iq

>>84699334
If you're 22 or younger yes.
Pro sports are as much or more determined by being lucky enough to figure out you could do this thing early than having the potential to begin with.

>>84703180
I existed in the past, so going back and existing would be doing the same thing.

>>84699223
12 points into dick
The remainder to send me back to 2017

>>84705977
I'm convinced I could have been an NBA PG or at the very least D1 if only I knew that such a thing was even possible for me. I'd be like a hybrid of Steve Nash and Alex Caruso no joke. I'd probably be in the NBA finals right now.

>>84705990
But you go back with knowledge of the future, so you know how your life will turn out if you stay on the "default" path. You can learn from your mistakes, optimize your life in a better way.

>>84706056
My personality traits would be the same, I can't change me. I'd still live the same life. When I was younger I played sports, I used to hike for miles each weekend out in the countryside.
Do I go back and think nuh uh, I'll just stay in? To go back and not know what to change, is basically CHANGE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, DO EVERYTHING DIFFERENT.
I don't intend to be mean, I just don't see it working. And what if I did that, changed everything and still got it? I'd be livid.

>>84699223
>+2 inches making me 8 inches
12/30
>+9 years rewound turning me 16 again
30/30
>>84700164
hmm... 3 good choices instead of one choice xdd
>base invis
15/30
>time control +1
30/30
>>84700234
FOUR CUBIC METERS OF BAJA BLAST FROM TACO BELL

>>84706131
OK, well it sounds like you don't have many regrets in life. That's good, but you're in an incel forum. Most people here probably have a fair amount of regret and would welcome an opportunity to redo parts of their lives. This shouldn't be hard for you to understand.

>>84706181
I understand it, and have plenty of regrets in life. I'm full of it, regret shame self hatred, yeah that is me.
Why are you bringing others into this? This is about my choice. Sorry for not following the crowd on this one.

>>84706277
>Why are you bringing others into this?
because your statement
>I existed in the past, so going back and existing would be doing the same thing.
is general and applies to everyone
It seemed like you were trying to argue that choosing time was illogical.

Rewind time, buy ethereum, be rich and life do over

>>84706304
>It seemed like you were trying to argue that choosing time was illogical.
I didn't intend on upsetting people with a statement, and I'm not here to cause arguments.
I'm just stupid anon, please leave me alone.

>>84706341
Weird. You didn't upset me at all. Just thought we were having a discussion. That's kind of what we do here. People make points and share their opinions and sometimes other people respond with counterarguments.

>>84706374
I think arguments are different to discussions, but I'm weird and don't think like others.
I was talking about it being illogical to go back and change everything I did just on the hopes it could change my health, not talking about going back to make things better for myself and or others.
As I said, I have plenty of regrets, and wish I did most things differently, and would love to go back and not do things that hurt others, but it wouldn't change my health, and that's what I was talking about originally.

>>84699223
probably put it all in height, if there was a social comfortability aspect i'd split it between those.

>>84699223
5 points for each category. At this point, even slight increases in iq or height or dick size would make me way more confident, and I'm financially well off enough to get by for right now. I don't need a jailbait supermodel gf either, a pretty enough girl who loves and is loyal to me would be a dream come true. My memory being better would be good too since my family has a history of dementia.

>>84706488
You're just projecting your insecurities on the rest of us. A few extra years won't fix being a turbo manlet or a micropenis

>>84701038
literally just eating more and playing sports desu

>>84706533
You're saying I'm projecting, but weirdly bring up height and penis size unprompted.

>>84699223
as a 20yo guy, 12 points into dick, 1in to length and girth each because i'm a dicklet and it never stops being upsetting no matter how much i try to cope.
rest of the 18 points into IQ because fuck it, I'm comfortable with my height and none of the other stuff matters to me.

>>84699223
Rewind time five years, add 20 points to iq.

>21 pts on a 22 y/o 7/10 gf
>3 pts to add 10k to my salary, making it 65k
>6 pts to add one inch to my dick, making it 6.5 inches
I like the simple life. This would be a pretty good life.

>>84706623
why not just sink it all into dick size and acquire a 10/10 size queen gf?

>>84707026
size queens are all nasty used up whores by and large.

>>84699223
>spend 15 points and become immune to all STD's, while also getting a minimum of 3, which can turn even a micro penis into at least above average
why wouldnt anyone take this?

>>84699223
10 points in IQ
Rewind time by 6 years
1 inch of height
10k salary

>>84708283
what's the point of that if women don't want you?

>>84699223
>IQ
Put around 12
>Height
I'm 5'7 and not happy about it but 5 is too many points for only an inch
>Dick
I'm happy with mine but ill add an inch so its bigger than average
>Salary
Put last 18
>gf
Already have one
>Rewind time
I'm 18, so I'm fine where I am

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>>84699223
i'd do:
>10pts into height (6'0" > 6'2")
>12pts into dick (7" > 9")
>8pts into rewind time (4 years)
a lot of shit has happened these past years and i could seriously unfuck my life if i could go back with the memories/knowledge i have now

if i had extra points i'd put 10 points into IQ so i could be fluent in Spanish and/or 15 points into a girlfriend. if she'll never leave me i'll chill with her for the rest of my life and i wouldn't mind a 5/10

Now that I have more IQ, I changed my mind
32 points in time (2010)
3 points in salary
hell yeah

>>84699223
>34yo virgin
>35 total points
>15 points on 5/10 32yo gf
>15 more points to make her a 10/10 22yo
>Spend last 5 points on $10k salary boost and 1 year of rewound time
This is probably the best option but I kind of would rather just spend all the points on salary...making 200k tax free would be literally life changing compared to my current lifestyle

>>84709985
hey dumdum, if you did the same things but with rewind time first, you gf would automatically be 1 year younger for free since her age would be based on your younger age

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All 30 in time.

>>84710083
Kek, sounds like he needs some points in IQ

>>84710161
what would you use the time for?

>>84699223
Honest to god, what is the point level up iq? If you're not a complete retard, it feels pointless.

>>84710083
>get gf for 1 day
>rewind time
>no gf for 2 years again
>>84710605
Based on how this thread has gone I think most posters should have dropped at least 10 into iq

>>84699223
20pts into salary, 6pts to dick, 4pts to IQ

>>84699223
>127 IQ
>6'2"
>7" Dick
>Don't want a girlfriend
>why would I rewind time I'm only 19?
all 30 points into salary, I need more money

>>84711151
30 points in IQ would make you a super genius. You could very easily find ways to make much more than 100K if you were that smart.

>>84711511
i am also incredibly lazy lmao, id rather just sit around doing the bare minimum

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>>84711511
>Get 30 points of IQ and suddenly realize that intelligence isn't a cheat code
Brutal

>>84699223
Damn this is tough and I've spent way too much time thinking about it.

option 1
>10 points time rewind
>12 points salary
>8 points IQ
This takes me back to 2021, i'll be 24 and its around covid lockdown times. 40k is a nice salary for a NEET and covid 24 is late but still young enough to get a real shot at unfucking my life.

option 2 honest route
>20 points rewind time
>10 points IQ.
This takes me back to 2016, i'll be 19 years old, just graduated high school and starting college. With my IQ i'll instantly learn moon runes and study abroad in Japan, i'll leave just before covid lockdowns and get a cushy WFH job. This is the unfuck your life with hard work and honesty route.

crazy to think that if I just stuck my head down and graduated college I would have graduated just before lockdowns.

option 3 greedy route
>30 points salary
Fuck it, just let me live out the rest of my days being a NEET. hopefully I can invest that 100k because that won't be enough to live off of by the time I'm 40.

>>84711906
Or maybe I'd do 30 points time rewind and shit post on 4chan again, back when it was still kind of good.

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Which power would you choose?

>>84712109
1, but just the patty, thanks

>>84699223
i would rewind 10 years back and get 30 K to fraudMAXXING doing drugs

>>84699223
I have 35 points
spend 5 on +1 inch to height (to 6ft)
spend 6 on penis, +1 inch to penis (to 7.5 inch)
spend 24 on salary, +80k salary tax free

IQ has poor value. Even +30 IQ isn't significant for many people.
Girlfriend poor value. Could get bored of her no matter how she looks. Could be a nightmare to deal with.
Rewind time poor value. What if I had shitty memories?