[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1546454514876.jpg (100 KB, 456x434)
100 KB JPG
tl;dr at the end

Post-hot-guy now-mid-trans girl here, I'm gonna explain why so many women (myself included) are into murderer stories, true crime and insanely detailed murder stories of women around their age.
If you've ever passingly wondered why your gf or sister or friend is weirdly into true crime videos and stories (despite it being it basically being documentaries of girls exactly like her being brutally raped and murdered next door), here is the answer:

>be 13yo. me
>find out about true crime shit
>that's disgusting who would want to watch that shit.jpeg
>never watch it, never get into any "famous" true crime documentary
>ffw one gender
>re-discover true crime videos and documentaries
>finally, with access to my full brain, I am able to understand what this actually is
>dominos fall, the skies part, synapses fire, puzzles arrange, my pupils expand and I nut in my panties
>it's a real life gossip show

Watch literally a single one of these videos and you'll get it, each video is literally a complete in-depth examination of every single aspect of a cis [Insert whatever age range because they get killed like flies] woman, and you will get a professionally documented, narrated and presented examination of every single aspect of the social life of these women, it's 40 minutes of knock-off Morgan Freeman going:
>"Mikaylah had missed yet another call from Asheligh 2 after the horrific grinch tiktok filter dispute from a week ago, but later, they managed to get a hold of her boyfriend, Blake, and found him sleeping with Mikaylah's mother."

It's fucking great every single time.

tldr it's basically an hour of professionally documented gossip about their peers.
>>
>>84705686
>Post-hot-guy now-mid-trans girl here
what the fuck does that mean. where did you come from
>>
>>84705686
You're not a woman and never willl be. Sorry
>>
So this just sounds like women are retarded and shouldn't be treated seriously
>>
File: 13454651614.png (955 KB, 826x892)
955 KB PNG
>>84705697
>post-hot-guy
i was a good looking skinny buff dude with long hair, but it wasnt my destiny
>>
File: 1669676543442695.png (116 KB, 500x465)
116 KB PNG
>>84705701
my brother in christ there is no insult you can say that will hurt me, you don't hate me more than i hate myself, now shut up and kiss me
>>
>>84705733
you literally have a penis
>>
>>84705721
Do you still have your muscles?
>>
>>84705740
You also have a penis.
>>
File: 1540592222274.jpg (35 KB, 322x370)
35 KB JPG
>>84705740
so that's what that thing is
>>84705760
no
>>
>>84705733
Wasn't intended as an insult. If my dog started telling me how it feels to be human, I would remind it that it's a dog
>>
>>84705686
You sicken me. I spit on you. Anyway my sister watches these sorts of videos all the time and scares the shit out of herself, I keep telling her to stop but she's autistic and stubborn so she never listens.
>>
>>84705740
yes and im proud of it
>>84705774
based and true
>>84705782
you should beat her
>>
File: 1593447586925.gif (718 KB, 200x200)
718 KB GIF
>>84705782
i swallow your spit.
yeah people can get really hooked on scary content, mostly because fear is a very unexplored and avoided feeling by the modern human, so we commodified it and sold it as stories, movies and games.

>>84705788
yoo i have an impersonator.
>>
>>84705812
>yoo i have an impersonator.
i meant to respond to the other guy, sorry >>84705767
>>
>>84705686
horror stories are just comforting
>>
>>84705788
I would but she'd probably kick me in the nads and that would hurt
>>84705812
I get that, and I also like horror a lot, but with her she genuinely terrifies herself. Like she constantly has reservations about the simplest things. She doesn't wanna get a boyfriend, she doesn't wanna make friends, she doesn't even wanna go to the park or the grocery store by herself because she's scared someone will kidnap her and rape her. Also btw I'm gonna kidnap and rape you for being so gross and gay.
>>
>>84705686
you type and post like a man, i am so sleep deprived i didn't even read the weird way you described your gender. you don't pass on the most baser level of translating your thoughts into text. i'm sorry man, you're a dude.
>>
File: 1542987492217.jpg (213 KB, 899x856)
213 KB JPG
>>84705840
they so are.
>>84705878
Dammn, i'm sorry your sister goes through that. I'm autistic as well (high functioning) and I definitely understand the frustration and sorrow of living like that. I truly wish you the best.
>>84705879
"hey son, going job hunting this beautiful sunny monday?"
"shut UP dad! i'm typing words on the internet to try my best to make strangers sad!!!!!! you don't get me like fluttershy"
>>
>>84705949
its r9k anon, unless you are a fellow stone cold truecel i'd rather you have never opened the page. go fuck yourself more or less. i was being honest though, regardless.
>>
They like to feel like victims, its that simple. Look at feminism and their other political allignments. Women are just natural narcissists. Theyre obsessed with any media that paints them as victims
>>
>>84705686
Kill yourself thanks ywnbaw
>>
>>84705879
Right dude is disgusting and types one handed
>>
File: 1543185906990.png (411 KB, 1024x768)
411 KB PNG
>>84706166
don't know if i fully agree to that but yeah, the cis woman's mind is hard to understand



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.