do you know what i mean when i say youtube video essay cadence?
I think thats just a gay lisp
>>84710759California accent?
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>>84710802>never forgetoh lawdy bahahahaha
>>84710759i knew someone who became a youtuber and he talks like that now even when hes off camera discussing personal matters. fucking awful.
>*I* invited all NINE of my friends to crawl inside of OP's butthole using only conveyer belts and some numbing ointment~>The rules of this run are simple; absolutely *no* talking, and if we stop for *any* reason we gotta do it all over again, last one has to buy the others labubu dolls~>(whispering) Alright so OP's posting on /r9k/ over there we got our flashlights and our oven mitts, we're all good. *zoom in on one guy* >*cricket sound effect*>Cutaway: Hey future me here, just wanted to jump in for a sec with a quick words from our sponsor>Voiceover: This video was brought to you by 4chan 4chan is shitty turbofag website where oldfags complain about hardware, and ...foids? Use my promo code to get quick discount kfubahhlkbahfgl now back to the video>(yelling) Alright so OP's posting on /r9k/ over there we got our flashlights and our oven mitts, we're all good. *zoom in on one guy* >*suspense music* three... two...
>>84710759I think so, when they talk really slow and never get to the point to stretch the video out. For some reason these videos get millions of views even though they're infuriating bait and switch bullshit. N*rmies love to chug raw sewage apparently.I feat the future and the direction humanity is headed, especially now with AI slop thrown in the mix. I fear one day the social order will break down and people will behave like demons without an ounce of morality.
>>84710759yeah, I doI'm not quite sure how to describe it but it sounds very artificial and gay
>>84710913You're confusing Mr. Beast for video essayers.
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I think Gigguk started it. I mean when they want to be really heartfelt or didactic or sumn
>>84710951give me a sec>*long silence*>There's a moment in Disney Pixar's Cars that most viewers completely miss.>*click, pause, vhs paused effect*>And once you see it>*zoom in on Adolf Hitler*>the. entire. film. *zoom in after every word*>*tv powers off effect*>changes. *changes is also written on screen in new york times font*>*ten minutes of analog cassette tape asmr*>Now, on the surface, Cars is a movie about talking automobiles. That's the conventional reading. But as we'll discover, that interpretation quickly begins to fall... apart>*spinning around in the middle of the street* But before we get into this, I had a couple questions. So I flew to the UK to speak with one of the pre-eminent thinkers of our time.>I'm here with NYT bestselling author Juck Fannies, author of 'Clean It Up', Juck? *Juck nods slowly*>Juck: When McQueen enters Radiator Springs, most audiences focus on the narrative function of the scene. However, I want to draw attention to something far more significant.>Juck: *points at a speck of dust on some old photograph* Cars asks a question that has haunted humanity for centuries.>Juck: *old man shaky finger* It's the underlying symbolic framework. *smiles indignantly*>*back to fag* In an era defined by acceleration, optimization, and disconnection, Radiator Springs offers a vision of something increasingly....>*rapid fire cuts of bullshit*>rare.>And that's why Cars remains one of the most... important. cultural. texts. of the twenty-first century.>outro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ3b1a2OnhQ
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