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>Women will make it REALLY obvious if like you
is this true?
if it is, I think it's safe to assume no woman has ever been interested in me.
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>>84716188
nah sometimes foids can get all defensive to protect their own ego.
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>>84716188
I have heard that women will act like bootlicker simps if they are actually attracted to you. I have heard that they even tolerate Chad not wiping his ass properly, which causes brown stains to be in his underwear and the gf has to clean it up. If she is not being super touchy and fawning over you then its over bro. But women get bored of just one Chad too though.
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>>84716188
Well yes, but their idea of "obvious" isn't the same as ours.

For women, "obvious signals" are just stuff like making eye contact for more than 10 seconds or playing with their own hair. You know, the kind of stuff that can easily be mistaken by simple, common gestures and don't give any obvious signals a girl is into you. Women's idea of flirting is expecting you to read their minds
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>>84716249
Nope, I'm a girl and I don't just stare at a guy I like I actually approach him even if nervous. Sorry to hear no girl was interested in you.
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>>84716188
Small correction: women will make it really obvious FOR THEM if they like you. Like they start thinking that they like you and stuff and you're supposed to read their mind.
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>>84716188
Yes
>>84716199
Bs and cope.
>>84716239
This if they think you are hot then you can do anything same goes the other way around.
>>84716249
Another huge cope. This is just them trying to fish for simps.
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>>84716259
Trannies don't count
>>84716260
Correct
>>84716272
>Another huge cope. This is just them trying to fish for simps.

If they're looking for simps they can just become camwhores and ask for donations. No modern girl would put the effort into doing this in real life when the internet is available
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>>84716188
Yeah, but it's not what incels think. What men call emotion, women call personality, and vice versa.

A girl can flame you super aggressively and that is her neutral/flirty tone, like asuka.
A girl can shrug you off and still fuck you, like raven.

simple shit like that an autist has no chance.
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>>84716188
i was my bf's stalker at first and pursued him hard
he still was kinda clueless at first it was so cute lolololo
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>>84716188
some will, others not so much. surprise surprise people have different standards and communication styles. generally thoughbeit a girl should be clearly into you from the start. but im not going to be brown and say women are somehow homogeneous.
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>>84716311
>here let me give you some advice about women
>so these fictional gook cartoon characters blabla
Really nigger?
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>>84716311
Huh, never thought about it like that. You might actually be right anon, damn
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>>84716199
>>84716249
>>84716260
>>84716299
Naive retards look at these posts >>84716259
>>84716239
>>84716328
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It's true

Chad doesn't have to try. She will invite you to her bedroom without even giving her anything
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>>84716346
Sure, breathe down my neck all heavy like, the exact second I help someone, queer.
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>>84716188
Most of the time they do. It should be quite obvious unless you are autistic and really poor at reading social behavior.
I had A LOT of girls show interest in me growing up, and it was always obvious and made me uncomfortable.
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>>84716367
You're not helping anyone by acting like your 2D gooner fetish is representative of real life though.
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>>84716352
I ain't falling for tranny larp, thx
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>>84716384
Doesnt matter anyway youre never touching a woman
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>>84716371
Okay Chad, no need to humblebrag to us robots, we kneel at your superiority
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>>84716377
Okay bitch, your turn; explain to the class how my shit is dead wrong? You won't.
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>>84716346
>>84716377
stupid faggot get off my website and kys
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>>84716392
i think a lot of you would be surprised at how many women perhaps like(d) you but you fail to notice
>>84716352
i feel like i'm schizo but i really really liked him and HAD to get him. i succeeded but in hindsight i feel creepy
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>>84716188
there are so many layers to this, but in general >>84716249 this is the right answer.
also look at women not understanding generalizations:
>>84716259
>>84716328
sadly enough, this is how the average female is like. they can't process some things that should be painfully obvious
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>>84716389
>Doesnt matter anyway youre ne-Ack!
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>>84716392
You don't know what it's like to be a chadcel. There is no more painful existence possible in the universe.
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>>84716416
>hates trannies
>also draws himself as a girl
>???
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>>84716414
fuck u mean not understanding generalizations
DORK, i was replying to OP!! i didn't even respond to that fella!!
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>>84716272
lol i'm a girl? not everyone is an overconfident chad-whoring bitch sorry xd
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>>84716409
>i think a lot of you would be surprised at how many women perhaps like(d) you but you fail to notice

I mean yeah this board is filled with larping fakecels, but trust me, no woman would ever show interest towards a true khhv robot
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>>84716352
yeah one chick says that. that totally makes up the entire population of women. retard.
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>>84716430
Nah, i just think nazi girls are hot. Now seethe and rope, join the 41%
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>>84716438
holy shit you are retarded, a match made in heaven actually
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>>84716423
>Chadcel

Is this what fakecels are calling themselves now?
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>>84716188
pretty much. I am not Chad but I have had many girls I'm not attracted to obviously crush on me. If I was Chad I would probably generally loathe women as much as women loathe thirsty retard men.
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Women suck because she'll be your bestie and do some hypersexual stuff like dry hump you while scrolling on her phone or put her clothed tits in your face, but when you actually fuck her regularly she'll look at you like the biggest piece of shit human on earth only to then suck your cock like it's helium tanks at the clown festival.
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>>84716463
>Nah, i just think nazi girls are hot. Now seethe and rope, join the 41%
I accept your defeat
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>>84716479
>>84716371

FAKECELS GET OUT OF R9K REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>84716447
>no woman would ever show interest towards a true khhv robot
but i met my boyfriend here who was a khhv robot!!! and i pursued him!!! i was in a discord with like-minded girls who also like khhv dudes!!!
>>84716474
WHAT DO U MEAN !!!!! ! ! !! ! !!!! i'm very eepy please .........
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>>84716188
No? My roommate was the sluttiest woman I ever met and she always just looked annoyed all of the time, even while orgasming.
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>>84716495
>I accept your de-Ack!
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>>84716506
>i was in a discord with like-minded girls
POST IT PLEASE GOD POST IT I NEED IN LET ME IN
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>>84716506
>i was in a discord with like-minded girls

FUCKING KEK I knew you were a tranny
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>>84716526
You wanna chat with a bunch of larping trannies?
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>>84716526
i would never break the trust of my fellow incel-loving girlies
i'm sorry anon.... u must be chosen....
>>84716533
>>84716537
i am not trans and this was a real thing
inshallah may you be free from schizophrenia
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we need a bot that automatically detects discord tags and stores them for spamming purposes
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>>84716533
At this point I'd be ok if one pursued me. I just want to feel something, anything
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>>84716188
I'm not a manlet but neither tall. There was only a short girl (around 5') that liked me once. The only time a woman's non verbal behaviour became obvious to me. She simply stared at me like a puppy.
For once I got to experience chadhood. It was nice. The average man will never know of this, even if he gets a wife or a girlfriend
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>>84716542
>i would never break the trust of my fellow incel-loving girlies
>i'm sorry anon.... u must be chosen....

Ah, so it was a larp all along, good to know
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>>84716610
wtf, what do u mean larp
albeit i do get a big giggle from nobody ever believing me. lol. lole, even.
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>>84716542
>u must be chosen
How can can you choose me if I lurk on an anonymous Mongolian underwater basket weaving forum? Checkmate, athiests
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>>84716610
but if they revel themselves they could get attention from fake incels. Fake robots. One thing you learn is that you need to hide from normalmonsters.
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>>84716643
i have heard at LEAST two of them talk about finding threads where anons were hornyposting and they'd ask for their discord
she got a few bites but most people thought they were gonna get fucked with
a tragedy, really. they were so close..............
other than that, idk. my bf uses a trip and that's how i kept spotting him (albeit i could have spotted him off-trip from a mile away. i was truly a stalker)
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>>84716188
It IS obvious: if you have attractive friends, you get to see how thirsty and cringe modern women can be (for the right kind of guy, of course).

A lot of times, it feels like the entire internet male population likes to cope with the "ACTUALLY, a bunch of girls liked me, I just didn't realise it!" crap.
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>>84716542
>u must be chosen....
I'LL DO A BLOOD SACRIFICE AND SHIT JUST LET ME IN PLEASE FUCK I NEED INTO THE BPDEMON MECCA
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>>84716673
OH GOD THAT WAS ME. I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING FUCKED WITH
...although that probably happens every day on this board. Both discord hornyposting and fucking with them
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>>84716673
truly a stalker?
it takes 10 seconds to mimic a retard that posts here all day
i am totally not copying the retarded spacing :^) look at me with my insincere replies
be safe and stay hydrated, okay? wow that was so hard to stalk haha
these namefags are so fucking retarded, god. its almost as if he wasnt posting the most recognizable shit to become some sort of person people would idolize
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>>84716725
I WOULD IF I COULD BUT I VALUE THE SANCTITY OF THE GROUP :[ I'M SORRY ANON!!!!!
>>84716728
wait.
are you one of US.... or do u mean u were someone who got asked for their discord? omg
>>84716731
i will Boil you.
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>>84716188
It's true for them. They actually think they're being obvious when they're dropping little hints.

And it's true for chad because his anima awakens their animus.
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>>84716784
I was asked to drop a 'cord. If I was smooth enough to worm my way into a seekret klub I wouldn't be here, would I lol
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I had a coworker (technically my subordinate) tell me years after the fact that she would walk out the break room because she wanted to fuck me so bad that it was overwhelming
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>>84716810
(cont)
I went through the entire duration of my time working with her thinking she had absolutely zero attraction to me
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>>84716806
my god anon u could have been freed
tbf i couldn't guarantee it was one of them but ... FUCK.... agony........ i'm sorry.........
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>>84716188
i don't tend to. i try to hide my nervousness by trying to look cool and unaffected and not talking very much or making unnecessary eye contact. but i also only get nervous around my crush and obviously don't know if he can tell. when he has directly spoken to me a handful of times i always feel really surprised and starstruck, then go back to acting aloof afterwards, but maybe the whole time i just look chill on the outside and nobody can tell anything lmao
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>>84716810
i have done something similar as well. i think it's just the feeling of being overwhelmed and nothing would actually really happen, but inside you feel like something will "happen" unless you remove yourself and more or less end the interaction or stop looking etc.
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i think obvious is very different between m and f, most times i thought i was being super obvious only my girl friends noticed, perhaps its bcus men are more straightforward? idk
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>>84716731
sending a hug for my #1 hater
i hope you get one irl too, fren

also, thank you for letting me live rent free in your mind, it's cozy here

>>84716328
:>
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>>84716894
>posts all day with a trip
>living rent free
kinda hard when you posted all fucking day, it seems like the purpose of your trip was just to get attention instead of leaving this place
and i know i am not the only one that thinks like this, so youd better go back to controlling your anger management issues lol
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>>84716810
>>84716824

Mods, can we please ban fakecels from this board and make /r9k/ great again? Thanks
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>>84716188
It's true. It can be very temporary, though. It often won't be the ones you want.
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>>84716831
Well I don't know about free...but it's ok. The last time I gave out my main I had some weird invites so I've been gunshy
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>>84716921
man i am absolutely groovy rn kek
but it's interesting how:
>nep never mentioned me by name yet you just knew
> you also pay enough attention to my typing to know it so well you can "take 10 seconds to mimic me"
>you could've always filtered me

it's just funny at this point, man
but anyway, have a hug :>

>>84716188
now, as for OP, honestly i've been told this but i could never tell myself
a girl has to be straightforward to get me to realize what's going on, hints will go over my head and dismissed as "being nice" no matter how obvious

i'm not sure how a lot of guys are like but i don't imagine a lot of them are that sharp, lol
we do make it painfully obvious when we like a girl though, you can tell just by the way we talk
but the other way around is tricky i suppose
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>>84716969
>It often won't be the ones you want.
what do you mean?
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yes every gf ive had and sexual encounter the girl has made it stupid easy, like so easy you couldn't fuck up and even if you did like I had they give you chance after chance or even make the move themself. It's depressing but the truth, current gf at the beginning was the same and I see how after a couple of years shes just blase and doesn't seem to give a fuck, as is the way of the foid, they get bored. Even Peter Steele the 6'8 goth gigachad was cheated on. Doesn't matter who you are really.
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>>84716188
>I think it's safe to assume no woman has ever been interested in me.
Same
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>>84717426
From dating this year: it's always the slampigs that want to lock me down. Never the thin 18yos.
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>>84716188
Yes, but the truth is 99% of women will never like the average man.
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>>84717691
You see average looking women with average looking men all the time though
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>>84717876
Firstly no you don't, you see gross looking women with average looking men, and secondly, those women aren't even attracted to their man they're just in it for attention and resources.
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>>84716188
That's true I got called by a girl unprovoked after a few days of talking normally and she just turned on her cam and started showing me her tits and masturbating. We dated after that.
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>>84718059
she sounds mentally ill.
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>>84716860
You look like a deer in the headlights when you look at me. Your feelings for me are obvious lol.
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>>84718507
i think some people are also just good at staring into your soul, not much you can do against that.
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>>84716259
While what you are saying is true, however, if you are an average guy and you dont stand out of a crowd, girls will not show interest in you. Unless you are a white guy in Asia, or somebody whos just really tall, you are going to have to initiate. Guys however will approach almost any girl, its almost an expectation for an average looking girl. Also read my response below.

>>84716328
Banking off what I said above, girls only pursue guys who are out of their league. If a guy seems clueless and hes missing all your signals, hes probably just not that into you. Guys arent stupid. They will fall in love with a cashier if she smiles at them and think its a sign.
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>>84716188
It'sobviouswhenIlookatitinthepast,butnotinthemomentforsomereason.
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>>84718768
>Banking off what I said above, girls only pursue guys who are out of their league.
i was about to reply but then i realized i blindly agree bcuz that directly compliments junas!!!!!!!!!! he's so attractive mhm mhm yup yup uber chad out of my league :]
>>84716989
never gonna win if you don't play, my brotha
albeit idk if they still do this so uhm uhm YMMV
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>>84718768
Some guys could also have the 'this is too good to be true, there's no way' reaction to the signs due to having no good thing ever coming their way their entire life.
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>>84718944
oh fuck off, literally the most beautiful creature i laid my eyes on telling me i'm out of her league
yeah right, you're way above mine, the fuck

>uber chad
i'm just a Fat Fuckin Chud.
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>>84718944
>>84719078
gayest exchange i've ever seen on this site
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>>84719412
disgusting faggots with no social awareness
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>>84718944
>never gonna win if you don't play
true true. it's all about getting the right vibes I guess, to know when
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>>84718991
Me I do this
Also the times I did act on it, it turned out I was just misreading signs lmao
So it's more of a "stop, you're being delusional. she doesn't like you. no one does." reaction
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>>84719078
nuh uh i don't make the rules
remember, all females are chadsexual !!!!
>>84719412
>>84719478
THEY HATE TO SEE A BROTHER WIN
i will pray for u
>>84719624
it can be difficult but i believe in you anon... it happened to my bf so there's a possibility it can happen to you also... !!!
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>>84716188
Sometimes they're open about it. Sometimes they're picrel. A lot of women think simplying giving you attention or participating in a conversation is a sign she likes you, because she coldly ignores anyone she doesnt like.

Other times a woman is just being nice because they love talking, as women are want to do
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I've had a huge jump in looks (surgery) and like 20 lbs of muscle to be a man.

Before and after is insane. I grew up ugly so I don't have the skills I just shart spaghetti. Women frequently think I'm gay because I'm not as aggressive as a regular chadlite should be.

But I went from invisible to women begging me to come out more. Last week at a get together, when I was hugging a girl goodbye she jumped up and wrapped her legs around me. Also a random single mom was telling me she always goes to speed dating and hates it because the men there are shit but if I went I'd clean up. When one girl found out I do tarot she asked if I'd come to her house to read her new job.

Also interviews for jobs if a woman is involved they basically radicalize to my side and push for the other interviewers to hire me.

I only have suspicions on this but I can also be a useless pos and nobody really cares they're all super enthusiastic when I'm in. Before I'd constantly get shit on for the most normie of screw ups.
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>>84719667
>THEY HATE TO SEE A BROTHER WIN
why? i myself have a gf i met on this board, but i don't need to boast because i know other people aren't doing so well. your lack of empathy doesn't mean others aren't doing well or even better than you
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>>84719894
congrats on the gf but big L that you won't sing her praises
if you are morticia and gomezmaxxing, then what the FUCK is the point..........
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>>84716188
a girl i see at work sometimes literally said to me
>hi anon you got a haircut? it looks nice
i have no idea if she was just being friendly or wants my dick
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>>84719924
>big L
no, it's a big L on your end because you won't stop bragging about your shit. have a little empathy and put your pride aside.
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>>84720030
normally i go ok but this is the one rock i won't move from
he's one of the best things about my life and i will make no effort to end my bragging about him. lord knows he deserves it
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>>84720062
Bpd split incoming in 12 days lol
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>>84720062
>normally i go ok but this is the one rock i won't move from
i know, you both lack any substance. that doesn't mean you're not doing something very stupid and selfish, but i don't really expect you to hold yourself accountable. that's why i said you have no social awareness, and i rest my case.
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>>84720084
on r9k you're either TRANS... or a BPDemon...........
pick ur path, western woman......
>>84720094
i think the BBC ragebait board can handle me occasionally discussing my love for my bf
>and i rest my case.
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>>84720116
>i think the BBC ragebait board can handle me
i know you won't change, you don't need to act like a broken record or a mentally ill person to gain sympathy. also gj with the image, that's exactly how i picture you by trying to act all normalfaggy haha
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>>84720148
>you don't need to act like a broken record or a mentally ill person to gain sympathy.
?????????????????????????? i'm genuinely lost
>that's exactly how i picture you by trying to act all normalfaggy haha
FDSH98FHE98HSD9FHS add a bow and it's me frfr...!
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>>84720176
>i'm genuinely lost
yeah, i realized.
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>>84716188
One time a girl in school had a crush on me and I guess her way of catching my interest was to be in my general vicinity more. I definitely noticed since she was hot and I was looking at her too, but it wasn't exactly obvious since she always had a valid reason like needing to sharpen her pencil, needing to talk to the teacher etc. If someone didn't tell me she was talking about liking me I would never have thought twice about it.
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>>84720181
happens :]
ok anyways thank u for the chat anon i got a good giggle
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>>84720193
can't say the same! your kind is disgusting. but eventually, we all have to pay the consequences of our actions.
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>>84720209
aww haha he Mad Hahaha AND schizophrenic
tell your gf i said hi and check out this cool dog
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>>84720084
we've been hearing that for the past year or so
if that bpd split is supposed to be on its way, it's taking its sweet time, mane

>>84720209
>your kind is disgusting.
not like yours is much better, talking like you know shit, kek
we may sing our praises but we both just want to let anons see a success story, though we also get a.. ahem, "hoot n' a holler" from people who go like
>eww no social awareness

we do a lil' trollin' :^)
but we bear no ill will, anon. have a hug too, and here's hoping shit goes great with your gf as well
how long have you been together?
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>>84718016
>gross looking women
Maybe if you think women are ugly by default or something.
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>>84716188
no , i have bpd and the men ive liked and felt jealousy over think i actually hate them or something. i just have a lot of self control and im very avoidant.
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>>84716188
Yes
Seeing how women behave with men they are actually attracted to is what blackpilled me
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>>84716355
experienced this with my friend. im tall and attractive and he's short and mid, and kind of socially retarded. still love the guy.
any time there's a woman (any context) the difference in treatment is ridiculous to the point of parody.
i fucking love shoving it in their faces in case they don't realize we're friends.
it pisses him off and he trolls me about it, but i can't even be mad because i agree with him.
what's worse is it's made me distrustful of women. my innocence is gone. i don't see kindness anymore, only manipulation. i used to say i got along with women better but that was an illusion predicated by the fact that im tall and attractive.
the great irony is that he used to have a loyal and loving gf and ive been single for almost a decade (by choice), but he left her because she annoyed him too much, expecting him to grow up. they met in highschool and he threw it away, and i'm thinking he won't so easily find another women in adulthood like that.
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>>84716188
>is this true?
Supposedly, yes. But they also love 'hinting' in ways that men can never perceive at the time.
>if it is, I think it's safe to assume no woman has ever been interested in me.
Indeed. Or you could have been cursed like me in that foids will stare, but never speak, and are always accompanied.
There's no 'in' and they won't give me an 'in'. A foid made eyes with me all night in a pub on my 38th birthday. I couldn't do shit about it. No 'in'.
If a foid spoke to me and made an effort to carry the conversation, then great. This has never happened. I'm sure my 'tism would ruin it anyway.
TFW get occasional likes and matches, but they mean nothing IRL. Supposedly somewhat attractive, but completely unapproachable. Still incel.
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>>84716188
It's true. Doesnt mean its imposdible to get a gf though. After all, most relationships that happen are girls giving a simp 'a try" without ever really interested in him to begin with. Sub 8 men practically never get chosen, they just have to bend over backward enough to make the relationship look like a 'good deal' for the woman. She gives the golem sex and in exchange it does things for her.
I am sub 5 and autistic, and was actuslly chosen in school. It was abundantly obvious despite my tism, the girl was going red in the face laughing at even my lamest jokes, and would follow me around. It kind of ruined me because after that I can never experience the naive bliss of being a simp dating a becks who hates me.
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>>84716188
Women aren't accustomed to having to find a man. Once they start developing secondary sexual characteristics they are literally accosted be them all the time. In the rare instance they are attracted to someone who isn't showing them attention, they often struggle to convey that because they are inexperienced in trying to flirt instead of being flirted to.
>>84716272
Please have sex before giving advice.
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While I was with my exgf one of her female friends wanted to join us for a threesome but wanted to have sex with me first. My exgf wasnt into the idea but id let our feet touch with hers when we were sitting at the couch. I used to let her get close to me in clubs. I still want to fuck her
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>>84720739
You're black now????
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BPDemons will make it very obvious. Otherwise you kind of have to feel her out. If she's into you she'll reply to your texts and you gotta put in some effort if she's a quiet girl.
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>>84720671
>the men ive liked and felt jealousy over think i actually hate them or something
Do you outwardly treat them poorly or something?



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