Alnwick Castle edish
Welper head first stuck in the bottle bank as the local small boat arrivals take turns piping his arsehole x
>>84718165Many times lush x
>>84718146>Alnwick Castle edishWhere about's is this?
Oh yeah https://youtu.be/Yw_sJifUYgM
>>84718188Northumberland. It's where they filmed the first 2 Harry Potter films.
>>84718188twoll thread innit blud, up near HHL's ends.
I wonder if they have similar hospice charities back in Turkey. Lots of lovely charities here in our country.
>>84718208>twoll thread innit blud:'(
On kronenbourg tonight me heads gonna feel a bit worse for wear tomorrow :/
Such a terrible charity rebrand. Soulless and unnecessary.
>>84718218>:'(Indeed anon lad pal.
>>84718242Why Kronenbourg? I had a friend from here who used to drink that. I'm getting the same energy from your post as him. Strange.
She should be grateful she has a job. Zoomer bint asmrtists expect a cushy job to just appear out of thin air. I love british roses but they do not realise how lucky they are.
Ripe zoomette fannies being ravished by hung Deano warriors on a hot summers night x
Is Ruby still unimaxxing and writing cringe books? I expect she's never going to contribute in any meaningful way to the British economy. Must be loving her easy life.
>Alnwick Castlewas talking to my friend mate A about this once and she told me>just so you know, it's 'ah-nick', not 'aaln-wick'. just in case you ever say it to anyone else.she was a good friend that day.
>>84718316workshy slacker with no prospects and no skillsI predict OnlyFans sooner rather than laterthe simp pound will be her saving grace
>>84718348these are getting hilariously specific and I am here for it live x
Big moth in the utility room. Spooky. I quite like moths now though, they're friends.
>>84718353She got nice tits lad?Pls describe
>>84718316Oh aye I'd like to nibble at her warm steak bake
>>84718316Imagine coming home to a nice mid gf like this. I have never lived.
>>84718338Can tell she doesn't shave her pubic hair
I think she needs a rebrand like that charity. Her channel is so dead sadly. Maybe she could make it more Turkish themed and attract Turkish simps.
Cunt like a cold macaroni pie
Oh aye it lush x https://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMag
Welper laying in an absolutely cum blasted alley way on his back behind Al Stabbiya Masjid in Sunderland. Stinking yellow spunk bubbles froth up and out of his mouth as paramedics desperately try to resuscitate him. After several failed attempts they put a blanket over him, his mouth twisted into a rictus grin and his glassy thousand cock stare are the last they see of his visage as he's peeled off the cobblestones with a gigantic fish slice and placed in the back of an ambulance.
What do you lads think of zoomer lasses? I live in a student-y area and I see some absolutely stunning uni girls most days.
Live in immigrant being paid 20 pound an hour to heat up Sean's rustlers burgers
Welper gipping as the one eyed Ali's vile windaloo poo stench enters his nostrils
>>84718407Spat me wuppa out de lid kek
>>84718358I think she's a little bit too sweet for OF. Probably lots of 24yo lasses already doing it anyway. Tough market.
shan't be entertaining such foolishness.besides, i'd rather know if i get a word wrong. i have one of those names that people mispronounce all the time
the only gay lad in britfeel
>>84718451everyone's gay for britfeel
>>84718435Looks partially downs
starting to think the two lasses (sisters) in this film were both born male.
>>84718451Hello Daffyd.
>>84718444Cuffbert?
>>84718444Is it a Czeched name?
Welper getting kidnapped by big bantus from the flamingo land safari park and becoming the bantu kings concubine. His tummy swelling up like a blood filled tick as thousands of bantu bulls line up to take their turn breeding him as he is paraded through the streets of dar es salaam
>>84718384I bet she does smell so lush too.>>84718389They'd all expect you to have better jobs, a car, your own place etc. It just isn't possible these days. Many of these roses don't even drive and rely on their boyfriends.>>84718395An all natural rose is fine for me.>>84718465She's got Turner syndrome I think. It affects only females.
>>84718493>stuffMOAR MOAR MOARCheers
>>84718525Thinking about her bra and pants
>>84718576Probably 30B or 32A tits, size S pants. Gingham. Cotton. Plain but functional.
>>84718589>A tits>size S>Ginghamnoncey post, this.
>>84718576She doesn't show off her lingerie for dirty thinkers like you.
>>84718512Most people haven't met many Eustaces who aren't 90 years old
>>84718616She is of legal agePipe downI am 24 ffs
>>84718631I can still imagine x
>>84718644>I am 24do you fancy a drive? x
>>84718644Are you muslim like her boyfriend?
Don't know why you deleted it lad, i wasn't bullying you just saying. It's cool I guess I just think of the old man in courage the cowardly dog.
Corrrrr! Ordered Cure on 4K. Kiyoshi Kurosawa? Oh aye!
Can't believe the drivel she spurts out just to try and climb the career ladder. She doesn't even spell check or know how to pronounce British towns properly. How the fuck did she get through university? University must be hard to fail these days if you are an international student. Just one big money making operation.
Welper cum drunk on a litre of putrid Pakistani spunk from a pack of Pakistani hunks their cocks covered in bumps emitting a disgusting funk
Welper bursting from all the bantu bulls
What's the point working when you aren't interested in anything? Some of us just don't have a clue. Can't I just be a sad dosser than a miserable wagie?
THERE IS A MOTH IN MY BOXROOM
>>84718773BASTID! ALERT THE MARINES! MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T GET TRAPPED BEHIND A POSTER!
Imagine being cucked into buying life insurance or a private pension. Do you honestly think you'll make it to the end and get your reward?
>>84718773Trap it in a glass and release it, or turn all lights out, then use your phone light to lure it towards you then outside.
Moths terrorise people every night, you just don't hear about it.
>>84718790My parents cashed out their private pension to pay off the mortgage. Checkmate.
>>84718773Corrr I am now a pacifist towards insects and bugs and stuff but moths in my room is a test I haven't had yet ever since this change of heart. It not right. I think trying to catch it in a cup with some paper then releasing it outside is the best thing to do. Or just by hand.
>>84718812I like to squish them against the wall. They make a satisfying crunch and they leave a lot of blood as a warning to other insects.
Welper shedding a tear as he gets piped by one eyed ali behind the homeless shelter recycle bins
>>84718827Posts like this make me sad.
>>84718798>turn all lights out, then use your phone light to lure it towards you then outside.holy moly this is genius (no disrespect to the other two anons or their suggestions, but you have to admit, this lad is on another level)>>84718800our stories need to be told.
>Flies into your face after you draw it towards you with a light.
>>84718842Why? They have no business in my gaff. Simple as.
like you know how they go on about spreading vaccines to diseases in Africa through mosquitos? sort of like how the GNU GPL works?you could do the inverse and attack a nation by increasing its moth population. no need for demoralisation campaigns and psyops, you'd cause more pain releasing moths.
>>84718867Moths are friends. Simple as.But really for me it's more about a feeling of fear of judgement from above for needlessly harming other creatures int it?It makes me think>What right do I have to destroy this thingAnd then I realise I myself did not create myself and so could be destroyed at any moment, and I don't want that.
>>84718867based castle doctrine anon. we may have our ethical disagreements, but today you are a friend.
>moths are friends
>>84718876so you have the right to kill if it's something you created?what about some kind of Frankenstein/Metropolis situation? abortion?
>>84718886No. I'm not sure why I said that. Well I do, it just wasn't immediately relevant. Point is - being randomly destroyed like that is quite scary and I wouldn't want it for myself either.
>oh you liked that coat? you were thinking about wearing it?
I won't kill a butterfly or bee bit I'll kill a spider or a moth, as well as those crunchy little beetles. Weavils? Hate those cunts.
Pipe downs eustace
>>84718894what's got you spooked about your sudden destruction, lad? i know that's that 'herp derp you COULD get teleported into space at any moment' heckin science but i doubt it's that. sounds like your worries are less chaotic/random.
>just trying to lay some eggs in a closet, maybe scoff some old scarfs>some cunt comes in and squishes me
>>84718922Kinda fascinating how much you're struggling to compute what having empathy is
oh flower of scotland
>>84718922God fearing innit. Probably not as much as I should be, but moreso than for most of my life.>>84718930Hard to say if it's even true empathy desu. I don't know.
>>84718933Does the car go further, or turn back and flee?
Walid bumming welper while will watches
might watch saving private ryan
>>84718930nah was genuinely asking the lad.>I realise I myself did not create myself and so could be destroyed at any momentinteresting thought, that.>>84718936>God fearing innit. >a feeling of fear of judgement from aboveoh fair enough. surely all the major religions tolerate us killing pests, though? farmers HAVE to. it would cause more (human) suffering if they didn't.pretty different to outright murdering your fellow man, IMO.
>>84718966Not like I have it all figured out. Just vibes.
Corrupt and racist tyrants. Glad them lads stood up earlier for the murdered white lad. Britain is fucking going to shit.
>>84718975yeah it does just FEEL wrong. maybe i'm looking for a justification.it's fine to kill moths, right lads? if it was a spider, i'd pick it up and put it outside. but this is a moth we're talking about.
>>84718992Kill 'em all, lid. We're the big dogs. We choose whether they live or die and it's lush.
>>84718992It isn't too difficult to catch moths and release them outside that's all I'll say, up to you innit.
>>84718977we need to stop using the police in non-criminal matters, tbhonest.
I would've joined them protests but I was asleep due to a fucked up sleep pattern coming in lately. Maybe next time.
>>84718966You're not a farmer. You just want to kill because you're a psychopath who gets off on killing innocent creatures for existing. Simple as. Muh farmers lol stfu. Totally the same as you in a box room. Idiot. The state of the cope.
>>84718957Think that is on the iplayer. Haven't seen it in ages but it's one of those films I feel like I've seen too many times.
>>84719031>innocent creaturesno, moths.
>>84719012You could practice your wheelie bin whanging skills?
>>84719034think I actually prefer platoon but they're both kinoever seen the big red one?
>>84719055Low iq psychopath lashing out at tiny bugs to feel big
Have occasionally done weird stuff in my sleep lately. Like half conscious. Tbh it feels like being possessed. Not womfy at all.
>>84718409>windowwanker
https://youtu.be/A2jUeb5kYDU oh ya
Welpers botty looking rough as fuck
cumming in a sippy cup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFJTFRRxvRw&t=4509>Part 3>NIGHTMARE NATIONhave to say, this sequence improves on the Walkers' original film by a wide margin.
fedpost fedpost fedpostfedpost do it NOW you should fedpost NOWFEDPOST RIGHT NOW
Welper's arsehole as wide as a hula hoop, his hideously and newly spacious rectum used to smuggle Pygmy Bantus into Flamingo World.
Wish I lived a quiet life on the coast catching lobsters or crabs for a living
I moved to the coast for a quiet life but all I get is cunty tourists who shit everywhere
>>84719068i'm 5' 8" and weighed 9 stone last time i checked.just admit you're a moth, typing propaganda with your spindly little claws.
Head feels weird, a bit hard to describe, just not right. A bit like blocked up sinuses, everything feels tight. Weird.Going to be annoying if it's another night like last night. Need to go upstairs and head to bed now.*be's nervous*
Welper graduating with a Bachelors in Brown GenitalsSucking em dry for some vitamins and minerals x
>>84719379hope you have non-scary dreams this time lad.also have you ever tried those sinus rinse kits or neti pots? (say what you want about ketamine addiction, but you learn a few things x)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMOp-aN0BIwit's like we're still there.
good night, friends of /britfeel/
So after all his crying I got the last word and won the thread anyway lol. Better luck next time
>>84719584Based womplid bullying the bullies
lads, I don't care. Enjoy this podcast fron 19 years agowith me
hatw the lot of yoy., why don't i have real freinds
>>84719120Hampshire tyrants. Mass audits are necessary. Smug pigs.
May go to Southampton. Not too far from me. Need my audit lads to back me up.
Tyrants let a white man die.
I'm fucking fuming right now.
Another poor white lass failed by our NHS. Grim.https://www.thesun.co.uk/health/39277274/student-died-agony-doctors-treated-time-waster/
Welper getting his bum abused by asian grooming gangs
I live near London and the tyrants don't fucking scare me.
I'm going to have to make some sacrifices before I start dealing with tyrants again. Nasty lot.
You think they'd give a shit about you? Nope. Never trust them or think they will protect you should the time come.
tfw no british femanon to look at statuary porn with aaaaa
>>84718676Depends on your plansTalk about her bra and pantsMaybe a wank
Can feel a giant shit forming in my rectum x
Still fuming lads. Fuck police and sikhs.
why do tyrants always have this smug look about them?
>>84721959dumb people like you love this shit because it distracts them from the shitshow that their life is
Time for leftists to sing 'Dont Look Back In Anger' again. Bunch of cucks.
>>84720186No time for white slags like her. We've got waiting lists full of Mohammeds, their fourteen wives and thirty children that need urgent treatment first.
Are there any sikhs in turkey?
sikh gf when
I want a lady in the streets but a Sikh in the bed
Ngl this whole Henry Nowak thing seems to me like a classic case of FAFO (fuck around and find out)
Can't do shit in this country anymore.>Undercover officers approached his vehicle, and he offered to take them to the city centre for 25 pounds.>He pleaded guilty to unlicensed ply for hire, driving without insurance, and failing to wear his driver's badge.>The court handed him a 300 pound fine, a 120 pound victim surcharge, 200 pounds in costs, and six penalty points on his licence.Who even was the victim in this case? 120 quid victim surcharge what the fuck??
So fucking pissed off at the Nowak case I'm going to try and cool myself down by doing my company's mandatory 60 minute inclusion and racism awareness learning module.
Me? Playing Stellaris for the first time. Confused as fuck.
These days, you get arrested and thrown in jail if you say you're English, don't you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCBhKs4faI
Bloody hell, can you lads talk about something else? Shut up about the Nowak case, I'm Sikh and tired of hearing about it.
Luv breeding me i doDon't iX
welper getting his pissy wussy smashed
SeasideZOMBOIDSeaside revert back to Islam, he SeasideOMAR once more.He been busy clearing Wareham which is fortunate, it's coming on leaps and bounds as to the amount of crackheads. Now he spending the evening inside doing a bit of furniture; he always wanted to be a carpenter but TMAU put a nip in that bud.He still eat bacon and beer, Allah wouldn't want to starve x
>one racist dead>one violent guy in jail for lifeIsn't this the ideal outcome? Am I missing something here? Hit two birds with one stone kind of situation
>>84722296I want to have sex with you! (said noone) Your sooo contrary anon! how do you do it???!
Welper getting bent over by midget bantus
>>84722296Was the guy racist? I don't think there's evidence of that.>in jail for lifeHe only has to be in prison for 21 years if I remember right, which isn't very long. He'd be released in his mid 40s and he'd be able to live the rest of his life. I think the sentence should be at least 30 years.
Welper bricked up as the bantus bum him
>>84722313So tedious isn't it the contrarian mongs. Laughing at the 2 of them who tried it on and got ignored overnight too. Proper 2017 cringe.
Hehe I actually take the most retarded view point possible on [current issue] and by the way you are an incel nazi I bet you've never seen this routine before:)
lol that post set him off
Pipe down you gay freak who found this site through twitter during covid
>>84722445Bottom of the barrel goblins.
>>84722445It's just leftypol mongs lashing out in anger because they don't belong here and never have. They spaz out every time there's something like this. Just ignore them.
>noooooo not the hecking proper english lad, there isnt even any proof he was being racist
Oh dear, off he goes
Welper getting pinned down and getting his wussy battered by the Bantu pygmies as they breed his curry goat laden bum hole
>>84722499Leftism makes some sense I think>Fuck the rich>Fuck CEOs>Let's have equal rights for all ethnicities, genders, religious beliefs, etcWhat's bad about that?
Now he's trying weak argument bait lol
>>84722523>no counterargumentWell then, I accept your concession
Right wing politics appeals to losers who achieved fuck all in their life and just want someone to tell them they are worth something, thats why these mongs are proud of things they had/have literally no control over (like being white). HHL is a perfect example of this. Total loser who is proud of being white because he doesnt anything else to be proud of.
>>84719432It was more all of my head felt tight.None of the dreams are scary, that's weird. Killed maybe a hundred odd people this year, but never woke up scared, just thought huh weird. I was nervous last night, due to collapsing a bit when I went to the toilet the other night. All was good.Had a good dream about fishing, but did dream that I lost my keys.
>>84722536Interesting view. I think the right is the politics of the powerful (the rich for example) while the left is the politics of the powerless. And yes I think some people are attracted to the politics of the powerful (the right) because they think it will make them powerful. Maybe it's a bit like someone buying an expensive car which they can't really afford, because rich people have expensive cars, so therefore an expensive car puts you in the social circles of the rich, right? But really you're still just a poor person, who has made a dumb decision.
Welper getting arse raped by big bulging bantus
Morning de lads. It hump day x
Today I have to work until 9 PM and tomorrow I have to start at 6 AM. Is this even legal???
Welper precumming while getting arse raped by the big bulging Bantu stud
Lefty mong leaking his clitty all over the thread lol
knackered af atm desu senpai need to cop some R&R asap
>>84722613Take a mid morning nap then desu desu
Who let the wogs in, who, who, who, who
Helpers arse gushing out shit cum and blood as he gets overpowered by the Bantus
>>84722625All the boliticiansAnd it wasn't on the world health organisations orders. It was the UN's in 2001.
Welper having the most intense spaff of his life watching on as welpermum gets her wussy taken by the Bantu king
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS IN THE MORNING
>>84722672I miss watching that in mornings on normal TV.
Helper curled up in the foetal position on a pallet and dirty mattress bed in the corner of a dingy room in an industrial estate. He's sobbing softly. Arse splayed open, various fluids dripping out. A black man is putting on his clothes again and handing the arab man by the door two twenty pound notes. He'll be back again same time next week.
>>84719584You stayed up for two hours to get that screenshot... how fucking sad what an exhilarating life you lead hahahahahahahahhahahaha
>>8472263810am and already posting about him? What a life.
Truly beautiful to see working class heavy accented Englishmen screaming into police officers' faces that their woke ideology is ruining the country. The online right have won, we only now need to run out the clock.
>>84722683And now it exists forever. I've already saved it in triplicate. Never disappearing from the internet babes x
>>84722696What a life you have lid
>>847226815x lush x
Welper having a hot iron rod inserted up his wussy x
>I won he he>you lost he heYou're all fucking losers. You spend 16 hours or more a day on 4chan fighting online battles while the rest of the world moves on without you. I pity you.
>>84722704Let the mongs play fight it is funny to laugh at their hissy fits with each other
Evil looking bastard
Hey, I'm not here 16 hours a day. Probably 7 hours at most, maybe a tad longer on weekends. The freak who constantly posts about HHL is probably here the most.
>>84722721Projection at its absolute best x
>>84722717You did it lad. You won.
>>84722721Don't lie now little chuddy hahaha
Welpers blown out arse hole getting ransacked by bantus
>>84722717Thanks nqncey prick you are useful sometimes I suppose
84722717weird how you're sticking up for another bacon bonce.hits a little too close to home for you x
HHelper getting bent over and roughed up in a drug deal gone wrong. Angry forren dealers demand free use of his wussy as payment for his bag of baking powder
Waelpa's bussy swarmed with billions of bantu baby gravy sperm cells x
>>84722717Twollmong will NOT like this post
In the end HHL lost and the good guys won x
>>84722725Might drop all the filers I've made. It kills 99.9% of spam, gimmicks and drivel. Woah.
Just gonna come up with other ways of referring to him.>Elper>Wlper>Hlper>ShornEtc.
he's developed anti-bullying softwarewatch out ladshe's a hard one, make sure he doesn't try come knock out your mum cant stop laughing at this paedospastic
>>84722762It really has touched a nerve and that is lush x
>>84722768Pulper jerks his little wee willy over this. He's known to have cuckoldry and cuckoldry related fetishes on top of distributing CSAM material. Disgusting creature.
>>84722767>he's developed anti-bullying softwareOh no!!! whatever shall we do!! lol
HHL is just a harmless low IQ mong. Lollers on the other hand is a cunning paedophile with prior convictions.
He's imploding hahahahaha
lmfao the thread nonce is fucking seething
Lollers is utterly mindbroken by the twolls hahaha
>filtering walks at nightHuh? That's comfyposting
This is fucking class hahaha
Looks like spam to me, honestly.
Post a screenshot of the thread de lid, let's see how many posts are filtered lol
Welpwelper getting hit rotten bussy taken by an old hair arab man
Filtermong kekw
Twollmong utterly melting down over the thought of being filtered. Love to see it
Bet he's going to have a little cry on irc with this filtermong mates haha
Lollers the absolute loser lmao
>>84722812He only wants to see noncey images that's why
>>84722818you don't understand he's an elite hackerhe on the 4chan ircthat means he's hot shit, kind of a big deal.he'll try come and beat up your mum, he the 4chan hardman
>>84722815That's a bit extreme, it won't show choons.All the rest is good, shows how much it upsets the twolls, with the amount of totally genuine posts complaining about it.
Lollers and co fuming and it is lush x
snarfmong the best friend of lollers x
Welpwelper getting piped by big bricked up blacks
Nonce meltdown
Me? Never used a filter in my life. Words on a screen mean nothing to me
>>84722836Infinity lush x
>he's developed anti-bullying softwarewatch out lads>he's a hard one, make sure he doesn't try come knock out your mum>cant stop laughing at this paedospastic>Oh no!!! whatever shall we do!! lol>He's imploding hahahahaha>lmfao the thread nonce is fucking seething>Lollers is utterly mindbroken by the twolls hahaha>Filtermong kekw>Bet he's going to have a little cry on irc with this filtermong mates haha>Lollers the absolute loser lmao>He only wants to see noncey images that's why>you don't understand he's an elite hackerhe on the 4chan irc>that means he's hot shit, kind of a big deal.>he'll try come and beat up your mum, he the 4chan hardmanMelty
>>84722837Exactly. Imagine getting so upset about words.L*llers a real fucking special one.For me? It's unfiltered /britfeel/
/\bbricked up\b/i:op:no;boards:r9k/\bBantu\b/i:op:no;boards:r9kYou get the idea.
>>84722851Mega greentext meltdown it lush it lush x
>>84722851There is no need to be this upset about it big man lmao
Lollers has utterly broke them. Psychological melt downs in real time.
Why does such a tiny island have so many different accents? It reminds me of the tower of babel
>>84722851How long did it take you the write this post lmao
Oh dear. Have I hurt your fee fees.
>n.n.no d.dont filter me>y.y.y.youre scared youre sc.a.red of me heh d.dont use f.filters no read my pp.posts[Post hidden]
>>84722754>>84722783>>84722789>>84722794>>84722802>>84722807>>84722855No, a nerve definitely hasn't been touched, has it haha
Me? I talked to a female today who wasn't a family member, don't be jelly.On a totally unrelated thing, I'm going for an eye test next week.
Why're they still reacting to the twoll posts if they've got them filtered? I don't get it?
>>84722866Keep crying mate. Only see your post because I'm phone posting. Will get the filters on PC at home. Meltys on tap haha.
Oh he's fuming. Prepare to be extra spammed by the raging babby man hahaha.
>>84722881You're the only mong fuming noncelad x
Welper getting pinned down by farooq and having him insert his love inside him x
>84722875Desperate mate. Yikes.
>>84722881Is this like the time when you asked someone to send their ID ITT then claimed a victory when they wouldn't dox themselves big man? Hahahaha
>>84722881You've set him off big time lol x
>>84722875All noncey picrels n'all
>>84722891No, it's better than that time, thanks for asking.
>Is this like the time when you asked someone to send their ID ITT then claimed a victory when they wouldn't dox themselves big man? HahahahaWord salad melty
Surely if I show them my filters it will stop
>n.no d.dont filter me>i.i.i.ill c.change w.ords s.o you r..r.r..read my p.post p.please read>d.dont filter n.no no >p.please d.dont filter HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA faggot
>>84722903Equally as pathetic as well big man hahaah
>>84722903I thought you said you'd leave until 2027? What made you change your mind?
>>84722911You are absolutely fuming and that is lush and I mean lush x
>i won>no i won>no no i won>no no no i wonActually you all lost
It's like that time I dropped a filter and you changed the names slightly to avoid being filtered. You know what they makes you, it makes you sad and desperate, a low quality troll and spammer that lives for 4chan. Keep changing words lad. >Imagine spending all day everyday manually trying out all that shite.What a life.
>>84722930>You know what they makes youHa ha
>>84722915>I thought you said you'd leave until 2027? What made you change your mind?(You)
He will be malding for the entire rest of the day guaranteed. Sad bastard. Nice work Lollers. Off for a wuppa ill check his melt down later. Wuppas on tap and meltys on tap.x
You've got me filtered? That's ok I'll keep posting anyway x
Fuming so hard he can't make sense and it is lush x
>>84722933>what they makes youmongboy.wav
>>84722930Exposed how desperate he is for attention. Nuclear level melty because we might not read his posts. Sad af.
Welper being paraded around the streets of mumbai after a hearty bum fucking with the curry laden jeets
>>84722930You will be here to read it all over again tomorrow soft lad, and the next day, and so on :)
>84722954Sad at this point mate
8472293084722941shut it you grim wrongman
Please can you lot stop bickering like children, thanks
>84722957Not my fault you bite daily it is lush x
N...n..no, y...y..you'll read my spam every day, I'm just that powerful. Don't think so, soft shite.
>>84722965Not going to accommodate a nonce and his orbiters here x
Copying me with the greentext quote lolIck
Why is lolly still fuming I thought he had it filtered
>84722972This one again is it? Like shooting fish a barrel today it lush x
>>84722973you don't understand, he's filtered words disparaging his noncemate but he's still epic smug loli.png you get me lad? still laughing from when he tried to get some lads address to beat up his mum because he called him a paedo
Rather have sean and lollers here than the gay mafia. Bored of AIDS infested gays cyber sexing.
>you don't understand, he's filtered words disparaging his noncemate but he's still epic smug loli.png you get me lad?>still laughing from when he tried to get some lads address to beat up his mum because he called him a paedoMelty lol
People reply to the weakest bait now. Low effort trolling is rife, and people lap it up for some reason. Seems illogical at times, I suspect those times are when the low effort trolls are samefagging.
Welper having his guts rearranged by a well endowed samoan
If I tell them they are filtered they will stop posting
Gay mafia in shambles
If he doesn't care about being filtered why is he still crying about it
not looking forward to being old and in povertyhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3928m30v89o
Welper on all fours in a halal gimp suit barking on command for his muslim dealer otherwise he won't be getting his wokey
what meal deal should i get today? x
I'm a smelly mong me
It's funny how people's attitudes towards you change when they find out you are on bennies.
>>84723029tuna sandwich an boiled egg and a irn bru
>>84723030shut up mate x
>>84723029Where from?If sainsbury's, greek chicken salad, granola and yoghurt pot, and can of tenzig.I don't know what others have.Maybe pasta and lucozade?
It upsets him that a "nonce" is more well liked than he is. He must take revenge on the thread lol.>Remember that smelly kid in primary school who sat at the back of the class picking his nose and barked out his funnay jokes and gave everyone the creeps. >Basically that lad found 4chan and started posting in this thread
I'm a double smelly mong me
>>84723024Most people don't earn they much from working, how are they expected to get 33k a year from pensions? With my entire savings, I would barely last two years.
>>84723029>Sausage bacon and egg triple>Pack of Walkers Max paprika crisps>Largest bottle of water eligible for the meal deal
Wellper gagged and bounded in a mosque in northern England getting passed around by a dozen grotty groomers as they tear up his wussy but it is all consensual so it is ok
Who else hates sikhs now?
>>84723045keep in mind you add state pension to that but even so im ptretty much screwed, with the amount of saving you have you should be fine
>>84723054i remmeber when they were "based"
>>84723031People think you're on bennies if you wear joggers and hoody too.
>>84723033cant be doing the boiled eggs mate>>84723038tesco>>84723047might go with this one x
The only thing the sad bastard has going on in his sad life is a handful of posters reading his spam on britfeel. A filter takes that away. It sad but also funny.
Sikhs have never been 'based' it is a forren culture and should be deleted from England
>>84723068Why're you still getting upset about it lad? I've not bitten in three posts, here is your (you) x
>>84723054Good one MET officer #69, but they hate the police.NO JUSTICE NO PEACEI CAN'T BREATHEJust take the knee bro. You did it FOR THEM.
>>84723024Don't think state pensions will exist when I get old, government will be bankrupt by then.
>>84723054What jobs do these tough lads do?
Lollers has absolutely done him lmao
Prolapsed sitting on a toilet welper gets his face throat fucked by big hairy hiv positive men x
>>84723024No point slaving is there. No pussy reward, pension reward. Least I can die poor knowing I never worked hard for it.
>>84723057>with the amount of saving you have you should be fineHow? Even at bare minimum, 50k doesn't last long these days.
>>84723082im going to drop down dead on the warehouse floor aged 78 arnt i?
>>84723092or you could retie to thailand and spend your old man money on young (legal age) thai girls
>>84723094No don't worry anon, you will have been replaced by robots way before that happens.
hhl strapped to a chair, cock cage in place, balls aching, with his eyes locked on adebayos thick jet black shaft as it parts helpermums fanny flaps and begins breeding her
>>84723093well not if your a faggot about it, no
Triple stabbing in Piccadilly Gardens the other night. Crackheads need to be culled. Britain is shit.
Me? I filter nothing. You want to read ALL your posts.
It's funny how people's attitudes towards you change when they find out you have never put your penis in a female.
>>84723110HHL is out riding his scooter off into the sunset while you still about him every single day. He won.
>>84723054I'm not going to hate every Sikh just because one of them turned out to be pure evil. Should I hate all white people because of Jimmy Savile?
>>84723131i think you replied to the wrong person m8
all kicking off x
>>84723140I did lad, my bad.
welper being forced to eat out helpermums creampie
>>84723137Durr retard said the thing Leftists are so boring
>>84723124Jokes on you, they take just one look at me and know right from the first instant that I am a wizard. So their attitude didn't change if it was the same attitude right from the start!
>>84723158do you have any evidence that sicks cause more crime?
>>84723147No, I am getting annoyed by draws on chess, but I'm not going to kick off, just improov.Anybody want to beat me while I practice moving the pieces around onna chessboard? I might be able to put up a bit of a fight, so hopefully won't be too boring for the victor.
It's funny how people's attitudes towards you change when they find out you're a tripfag.
welper nibbling on smeg
>>84722794>Tr*kkiewhat do you have against Star Trek fans?
welpers cum riddled wussy
strange, this. i 'get' the Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge re-release, because the mix was actually different. but why do some singles from 2010 need remastering?also, surely even the children-who-weren't-there-at-the-time understand that the scene died in 2010. this will simply confuse them into thinking MCR had more than three albums.
Oh am I pleased with this one. Sweating here, love improoving I do (still shit tier and would be demolished by humans with any basic idea of tactics).WOOOO
Just put them filters on. LMAO this is funny af. Shout out Lollers.
>>84723340that's left some absolute wank tbf. if a post is so egregious, report it.also, why do the filter posts not filter themselves?
Here is Part 2. The sad bastard will be talking to himself all day hahahahahahahaha. Class.
He's run off to irc with his tail between his legs lol
>>84723368Why not follow him there then?
Ketmong rattled now as well, he was always giddy when sean was getting doxxed and taking the side of trolls concern trolling about muh care home, absolutely seething every time the thread moved to bant, not to be trusted imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWyOSbcj9gM>Cassette Beasts OST - Like Chimeras >tfw you finally get to combine the monsters for a short whilecorrrrrr.the designs/mechanics were so weak, though. what is it that people see in the DS-onwards Pokemon games...?i skipped ahead to that Sword and Shield. had exactly the same problem as this, where i was just anticipating/prolonging the boss fights because the music was catchy.
>>84723384Most of these haven't been posted in ages anyway tbf.
welper getting interracial creampies
>>84723365>Wellper Add that one in They post it, we add it and filter itAnd that is double lush x
leave the trollers to me.(but don't criticise my taste in pop music. you'll see what happens if you do.)
>>84723350Literally this is all that's filtered. Nothing more. Explain to me why this is so essential for you Mr. Effort Post high quality poster who definitely isn't a troll mong.
Iterations to eventually get every word filtered?Surely not.
>>84723425You are the trollers mate. You have always been a Kiwifarms type.
welper wanking into a fermemted nappy
I'll put them all in one list and post the pastebin. In Every thread.
>>84723425Its pop punk and it was music produced to sell compact discs to children. You're not supposed to take it seriously at 36.
welper full to the brim with spunk x
Ironically Gerard way was already 30 when the band went mainstream. Pop punk has been attractive nonces and predators for some reason. Try to find a pop punk band that doesn't have an "Allegations" tab on Wikipedia.
>>84723498It's because they see it as the quintessential "teen" music. Gets the predator neurons firing.
>Pop punk frontman steps down amid sexual harassment, consent allegations
Family WhatsApp is buzzing, glanced at the notifications and it's clear they're talking about the Nowak case. Dare I peek in and see what dogshit takes they all have?
I've got them filtered but I'll react when I know they've posted :P
Big lad when nuts and run to the jannies lmao
>>84723430Thanks for making the twolling easier x
>>84723539Go ahead lad it will be amusing to see what more creative words you can get added to the filter lol
Holy christ they're all mongs. I post the following verbatim:>No, there isn't two tier policing, the police have denied it.I mean... what even is there to say?
>>84723552You could say didn't the police politicians and media lie about the pakistani grooming epidemic? But that then that ends up with them replying BLAHBLAHBLAH!DIY lad, don't involve yourself.
Banned from using all his favourite words, dancing to my tune
heIper getting bent over in a dark alley behind a synagogue in northern england by ravenous black hebrew israelites
wish i'd rationed my food better tbqh.bit envious of you gastrotypicals, it must be said.
I remember when mongs were fuming about hhl being filtered oh how the turn tables x
>>84723570they'll just create new words, what >>84723539 and >>84723550 said.this was the plot of an episode of Recess, the originator of the w*mp gimmick. it encapsulates why i DON'T support your message board filters (a.k.a. censorship)
>>84723580Perhaps even 15x Lush
>>84723609Almost as if it was planned this way isn't it... hmmmm
>>84723612>15x Lushpaging @Lollersi don't know how regular expressions work. do ranges just go off # of digits, or do they understand a numerical set of integers?i don't want common phrases like 'i bought 100x Lush soaps' to get caught up with the catchphrases i dislike.
>>84723609Actually didn't ask
I want everything my own way or else!
>>84723629Ermmm don't care
>>84723430Reminder if your post doesn't contain these words its "wank" to ketmong professor of effort posts
Knuckles the Echidna issue #22 was NOT supposed to be an instruction manual...
>>84723648they're not an indicator of quality, but it surprises me someone would have a problem with night wa*k posts.
>>84723626Ask Grok or another AI?
>>84723660And? Can't remember asking for your approval?
>>84723158You are criminally stupid>>84723182He didn't present any did he
Leftist melty? Again?
>>84723668actually a smart idea. i legitimately keep forgetting how good it is at finding/figuring stuff out.it made me a goddamn platform game in Lua, what the hell?>>84723673well tough titty, you're getting it.
WeIper giving adebayo a reach around at the back of the working men's club
>do you have any evidence that sicks cause more crimeDeport
>>84718165welpy lapping up the rancid accumulation of spirits and wine dregs from the bottom of the bottle bank as his prolapsed shitpipe enjoys the cool soothing breeze of a 2am sainsburys carpark
Pipe down eustace
Just done a shit then gave it a creamy topping
>>84722945>Exposed how desperate he is for attentionExpected they'd pretend not to care. The fact they are just openly desperate for their posts to be read is so embarrassing.
Why's he samefagging a three hour old post kek
>>84723682Ah yes I know what we should do. We should embrace rightism.>Unlimited pay for CEOs>Abolish the minimum wage>The poor have to either work in terrible dangerous conditions or if they don't work those jobs then they starve to death>Be racist to people who don't deserve itThese ideas might be fine if you're a white millionaire or billionaire. For everyone else it's a bad set of ideas.
>>84723739It's flattering really. They post for me.
>>84723755Sorry you lost the culture war, get a hobby
what you're doing is wrong, both technically (the spelling) and morally (it hurts my feelings). mods, i'll gladly take a probe for this.
WeIper letting out a wimper as the twelfth bull unloads his cream inside his battered botty
>>84723818omegaLUSH x
>>84723814Good point mate. That's definitely crossing the line:>it's where a bunch of you CLAIM to live,
it is my professional opinion that those filter posts were deleted by a janitor/moderator (adding the deletion timeout was dumb IMO).that raises the question:why? what rule was broken?
>>84723844You are really a two faced rat aren't you. Do you ever just say what you mean.
Lollers filtermongs posts deleted? And that is fucking LUSH x
>>84723837that's the correct spelling.https://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/definition/english/claim
>>84723814Feel bad as I wanted to check yer digits in an original way so asked if the name was czeched as is the way on here. I didn't expect you to just almost say it.Sorry about that.
>>84723844>what rule was brokenNo crybaby filtermongs allowed it seems
WeIper being forced to eat out heIpermums multiple creamy creampies
Woohoo, muh first lot of pokemon cards has arrived. Let the fun begin.By fun I mean buy some, put them in a pile to look through, then forget about them.
i simply value fairness.>>84723872no worries, i am being jocular (i'm saying what i mean here). zero posts were actually reported by me.i Blad'd/W*gang'd myself several times anyway. posted >>84444162 and then shat a brick, so i did.
Howling at the one doing the L/I thing hes that desperate for his posts to be seen. Into the filter you go.
>>84723892I've done it to myself in the past, posted an image with my address on a letter in it, but thankfully it was a quiet thread back then.If it's only your first name it's not that bad, and (I don't mean this in a bad way) if it was because of a mistake you made, you kind of have to accept it. Some of the best lessons we learn have a price attached to them.
>>84723890cor gizza piccy lad!i remember my friend went on holiday and came back with some of the cards that hadn't been released here yet. traded like 20 of my uncommons/rares for some daft item like Mystery Gift just because we didn't have it over here yet.also the corner shop up from mine was either selling or giving out those Ancient Mew cards (might have been fake, but we all got a few).played the actual game ONCE with a friend. were the rules that you actually gambled/won each other's cards, permanently...?
welper getting beaten with a stick by his husband for not covering up his hair in public
>>84723907They post it We add itBy the end of today they'll be reduced to typing in 1337 and even then they wont be sure All their usual tripe off limitsWe say jump. They say "how high and how can I filter evade to jump that high, sir"Whoahaha x
>>84723907It lush how much effort you are putting in and still getting so rattled it really lush x
>>84723937>effortTakes 5 seconds
>>84723937Can you describe the hardship and effort it takes, lad?
>>84723913I faintly recall that and i have that photo on my pc somewhere if you are who i think you are lolif you're not a lolcow nobody will really care enough to doxx you
So much effort and still getting rattled it lush x
>>84723913yeah IRL it doesn't matter.was saying this to a poster here, like it's funny how the internet has changed. if you ever ran a web server or a game server back in the day, you had a CRAZY amount of data. many zoomers would genuinely consider that doxxing/crime, or at least some shocking violation. nothing actually happens.meanwhile, back in the Usenet days, joe.bloggs@cambridge.ac.uk would attach his home address as a signature lol. terrible opsec Joe, fr fr.
We can filter words faster than you can post your spam you sad shut in lmao x
>>84723953Less than the effort it takes for him to write another sean post that gets filtered lmao
welper getting bent over and having an impoverished midget rim him
>84723955These are your only posts I've seen for hours mate. Sorry you're not getting the engagement you want.
More rattled than I've seen it in a while and that is lush x
pinched nerve in me elbow, quite painful x
Looks like Lollers won yet again?
everyone's in a daft mood today, but can i ask a simple cooking question AND YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LAUGH? i don't understand something that's happening while i'm cooking.i did ask AI, it just said some gibberish, i don't think it's correct.
>>84723984He's been in meltdown mode for the last 4 hours
Sad freak launching posts into the filter void. Get a wash you smelly bastard.
Looks like the filter isn't working if you're still posting about them? Lmao
>>84723925Here we are. Good how there's a supergoogle image inspector on muh phone, makes searching things out a lot easier.
>>84723994Is he the gay sex sean spammer? He's been melting down since 10 o clock, more than 4 hours
>>84723988I can do cooking at times, ask away.
Getting filtered has sent him over the edge lol
Welper getting his roughed up little botty assaulted by a small boat arrival behind the post office x
>>84723794The sad part is that you don't realise how your views don't serve you in the slightest
>>84724005>Lapras>210 HP>140 Damage for 3 Water manadamn that is some power creep haha.these do look cool though. like it's ACTUAL art and design, as much as i have a fondness for the old ones. i'm guessing they can never change the backs of the cards? like Magic: The Gathering, where the colour of the logo is wrong, and now they just have to accept that forever.
>>84724026Gynocrat propaganda
Lass at work is crying what should I do?
>>84724035Spark her on sight. No room for emotions in 2026.
welper farting and shitting on mistress kier starmers 12 inch bbc strapon
>>84724035do you think you could just ask her 'excuse me, is everything okay?' in a genuine way?and if she seems reluctant or embarrassed, just accept that, 'no worries,' and go elsewhere.
>>8472404719x more LUSH x
>>84724051She's now on the balcony talking to another lass
lost my pack of chewing gum at work todayruined my day desu
Welper bearing down on a thick arabic shaft and drooling over it
>>84724108If i lost my vape juice id start sexually harassing women desu
>>84724028I don't know what any of it means, desu. Just doing it to pass time, and might find something valuable, bur doubt it as I've just bought some from ebay, so they will have been gone through to make sure nothing valuable slips by, but might buy some packs of sealed cards, could find something in there. And since I remembered (the character, not much abut but now some of its evolution's are seeming familiar) pidgey I want to collect stuff to do with that (cards, not plushies n sheeit).Some of the full art cards look cool, and then there's japanese versions, and chinese and korean I think.
>>84724108Surprised you have a job desu
That riot was a load of bollox lids, at best 2/10>no coordination in attacks>no fireworks>no burning cars>no burning bussesIt was just big bazza types with 3 phones on the go getting all giddy at the amount of viewers on their stream Its a good spectator sport but when its ALL spectators its fucking wank
>>84724134me too ladbeen meaning to quit
hhI laid face up on a spunk ridden massage parlour bed as swampy arsed men take turns squatting over him and sharting x
Welper getting his little tushy battered by fighting aged males x
>>84724149That wasn't a riot tho. Just youf squadron wheelie bin training exercise.
Me and Blad bumming in the shed at the back of his garden because it's the only place his Mam won't walk in on us and we're hot boxing the shed with our sweat, steam and arse fumes and we're getting high off it and fucking triple extra lush de lads oh aye x
>>84724305>BladAnother one for the filter
>milk tab comes off in the lidWhy would the Jews do this to me???
>chilli oilthis is on special at Morrisons btw. sundried tomatoes (and it really tastes of them) so more geared towards drizzling on pasta or something.but there's no law against using it to fry chicken or rice, is there? so what if it's not the right 'kind' of tomatoes for a curry/stir fry.
hhI guiding meaty shafts into his bum hole round the back of the local LGBT club
>>84724326Stubs on tap here lad. Howling at him monging out into the void.
Tempted to get a chinkie sent up
>>84724335tip for this: poke a hole in the middle instead of peeling it, and pour the milk into a jug, THEN into the glass/blender/wherever.sometimes it still veers out to one side, but some of us have that problem with our peeing. it's a skill worth mastering.
>chinkieAnother one for the filter
Simple man wiv simple humourhttps://youtu.be/9oMjHAb7osc?si=EDDTpqh-_3L-p2eK&t=127
Never even tasted the fanny
>>84724346Didn't ask for a reply lad, thanks.
>>84724359>tastedAnother one for the filter
>>84724346Are you the same mong who was asking everyone to filter sean the other month? https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84623334/#84625350
>>84724360Don't pretend to be me thanks
>>84724376No mate. Not the only filterchad here.
Welper sucking off 100 men in a male only orgy
Elpa's priapic pecker punched into pieces by a powerful Polack x
>>84724389I wasn't, thanks.
HeIper having his nipples twisted by his dealer
>>84724412Desperate little boy x
>>84724031Because I won't suck off the rich like you do, faggot?
when was the first britfeel thread created?
>>84724350Nah mate I just used me teeth to pull the thing off instead of using the tab, don't know why you're fucking about with jugs
Me? Sucking off smegma ridden willies x
>>84724421The rich who pay for and benefit from mass migration
>>8472443619x more lush little lid x
Sean scooting about the streets of Sunderland while an ugly goblin posts about him all day
NOOOOO you have to read my posts I'm le ebin twoll I'm riling you up, y y you're seething.
haha the crybabies have awoken
my /britfeel/ just looks like this. a message board will all (and i do mean all) the posts displayed in linear order.don't get hiding stuff from yourself tbqh, like pulling the wool over your eyes. it's your web client i guess, it just doesn't make any sense to me. if you want to 'win' (???), it's like changing the rules of a board game, rather than winning by them.
>>84724456>my /britfeel/ just looks like this. a message board will all (and i do mean all) the posts displayed in linear order.>don't get hiding stuff from yourself tbqh, like pulling the wool over your eyes. it's your web client i guess, it just doesn't make any sense to me. if you want to 'win' (???), it's like changing the rules of a board game, rather than winning by them.Nobody asked
>>84724480Nobody asked for you to reply either little lid x
Bending over and widening my bottom so that I can try two willies at once up my smelly nappy botty x
>84724486Didn't ask you to reply to me
hehe little lids doing the same old routine x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_ouqN6f0cMOh, it's a tune
Telper soaking a rag in poppers and inhaling deeply as another round big Bantu badmen begin their queue around the block for a go on his arse x
Me? Wanking off two willies at once! Just like skiing!
>>84724514>>84724517One man can only take so much lushness x
>>84724521>>84724514>>84724517Oh it lush it really lush x
>>84724514>>84724517>>84724521>>84724526Ball aching it is so lush x
might google what 'Bantu' is. i keep thinking it's a guy from Star Wars.
>>84724532one of thesehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1QwYvH1t3E
>>84724542nu edish pub edish>>84724542>>84724542
>>84724544>Beer garden edition me thinksAcceptable.
