hi im a happy fembot with large breasts and with a bf
boasting about having large breasts because you're fat is like being proud of your fast car because it's falling off a cliff
>>84719826WOW that sure is interesting, but I don't care!
>>84719826YOU ARE A MANSHUUUT UPPPPP
>>84719836im 105 lbs and 5'5. my bf is 6'3.>>84719840>>84719842i want you to know not everyone on /r9k/ is sad. some of us are very happy and living our best lives.
i forgot the part where i gave a fuck man, go back to plebbit
>>84719854Prove you're not ragebaiting and describe your daily routine.
>>84719826hello. i am a miserable waste of a woman with no breasts and no lovers. i have spent the last 12 hours playing they are billions and losing relentlessly. today i ate mexican street corn salad for breakfast and then nothing else until 8pm when i read some poetry that made me realize i am the architect of my own misery in a way i will truly never escape and in my grief ate three of the six donuts that were supposed to be all of my treats for the weak. the only thing i haven't ruined is my stupid cat who drools on me every night. i wouldn't trade lives with you because of my egotism.
Me too. Twinz. Sending you good vibes
>>84719883God, I wish I were your drooling cat.
>>84719854Dont you think doing this on a board where people struggle with that stuff isnt just rubbing salt in the wound. You provided no value, no introspection, just tehee look at me. Its the reaction you should've expected
>>84719826Indian type shit
>>84719895she has a better life than most humans. i spend probably two hours a day massaging her minimum. she drools because it feels so good.
>>84719918I used to make regular visits to a drooling cat who lived in my university's botanical gardens. I would let her drool all over my hands, then I'd feel gross all the way home until I could wash up, but I still kept going back to see her.She's probably dead now. Time never stops passing. Please enjoy your drooling cat and show her all the love in the world while you can.
>>84719946i will. her brother died earlier this year. i havent fully recovered, aside from the depth of my grief being turned flimsy and shallow by virtue of what it means to me. i spend all the time i can on the small things i love. they all die, anyway. i haven't yet had a pet who didn't die in a tragedy.
>>84719872>wake up at 8am>make breakfast for my bf>bf goes off to work>clean the house, mealprep, shop, home maintenance, wash the clothes>masturbate to recordings of my bf plowing me and his nudes>play vidya and shitpost on discord too>make dinner for bf>take a walk with bf>bf plows me>watch tv together>sleep>repeat
>>84719966It's sad to know their lives are over, but it's not a story of tragedy. It's gratifying to remember how much their lives were improved by having you in them.
>>84719898i used to be really depressed and lonely especially in highschool. i had to learn how to socialize myself and looks maxx. guys hit on me most times i go out and used to never look at me.
>>84719854>Large breasts>105lbs Somethings not adding up here
>>84720032doesn't matter, you are nothing like even the average normaltard male who posts on this board. you are a sexual selector and can get fucked/a boy friend simply by asking but you have too much pride for that. you should kill yourself ASAP.
>>84719883you should also kill yourself, nobody cares about your sad story niggerfoid-chan. go walk outside and ask a guy if he wants to have sex. the results may surprise you.but i think they won't, you are wallowing in self pity on a board dominated by virginal men who would get the cops called on them for attempting the same. once again, kill yourself.
>>84720147why would you get the cops called on you for reading poetry and eating donuts, exactly?
>>84719826You're happy? What are you doing here foidypoo?
>>84720175are you braindead retarded?>go walk outside and ask a guy if he wants to have sex>virginal men who would get the cops called on them for attempting the sameyou seemed to miss the part about you ending it.
>>84720205>go walk outside and ask a guy if he wants to have sexi never did this. did you have me confused for someone else?
>>84720223>acting stupid as a response will definitely make this guy look dumber than me!
>>84719826What's your bra size? Are you proud of them?
>>84719826what is it like to have large breasts? is it true that they give you back problems? also do you let your bf suck on them?
>>84720119she's probably some retard who thinks that c cups are "large"
>>84720285no problems except excess attention i guess. my bf loves sucking on them while he fucks me
>>84719826I had an online gf I met here who was everything I ever wanted. I got a job to save up money to go see her and bring her gifts and take her out on dates. I improved my physique and grades, shit was so cash. She ghosted me because of reasons out of my control and I haven't recovered.
bumping until op posts nudes
>>84720852why would she do that when she already got the attention she wanted?
>>84719883flat chested women are hot too. there is no bar for women. you can get a bf if you wanted to, you just need to adjust your standards
>>84719994do you have a job? savings?Chad will trade you in for a younger model eventually lol
>>84721595when did op say her bf was a chad
>>84719826Nice larp, tranny. Now go neck yourself
>>84719826So what? Go hug him and make him some cookies or something.
>>84719883Do you have hairy armpits?
>>84721775>t. retard who cant read
>>84719826>with a bfSo not a fembot
>>84719994Have a similar routine as a stay at home gf just made my bf lunch and sent him off to work
>>84719883>i have spent the last 12 hours playing they are billions and losing relentlesslyGanbatte femanon! Was it fun? The game looks cool.
Why are you happy? Do you like penis?
>>84719826>hey guys I'm a girl and I LOOOOOOOVE talking about myself and I love getting attention even more!!!>I'm not a vapid cunt I swear!!!
happy fembot, happy life
>>84721590you seem to overlook the part where i clearly explain i am the architect of my own misery.>>84722560most days. i shave if i have a particular outing that requires it. answering vapid kink questions makes me feel like i'm feeding my leftovers to a stray dog.>>84723203it is fun. i love building cities. i cannot keep my colonies safe once they grow too large. i like expanding too fast and setting borders by the far edges of my domain.
>>84725187>i like expanding too fast and setting borders by the far edges of my domainthat would explain why you loseLet your military keep up femanon!
>>84725247i am terrible at real time strategy. my tactic has been creating an elite group of rangers and clearing hordes with them exclusively then building walls and towers and putting machine gunners in them. i dont like controlling and mobilizing my whole army. i like my one small mobile hero squad and really just want turrets everywhere else. the game doesn't like to let me play like that. pisses me off.
>>84725187try playing Against the Storm.great game
>>84725271okay. i'll buy it now.
truly happy people don't come and brag to people down on their luck. there's something deeply wrong with you and you're also sinister
i would like to rape you with a couple other anons and cum on your breasts and make your bf watch you are not allowed to get angry at this reply because i really can't see why it wouldnt be the only thing you want from a thread like this. either you're a tranny a larper or in a fucked up relationship. Either way you want people to want to rape you. Prove me wrong, tell me another thing you wanted to get when you clicked post
Where is the customary KYS?
>>84725187>answering vapid kink questions makes me feel like i'm feeding my leftovers to a stray dog.anon, i really want you dead. can someone make this the best day of my life and smite this foid. god?
>>84725268>i am terrible at real time strategyI am too the only RTS I've played was a few maps of Lego Battles for the DS. We should play against each other it'd be the battle of the shitters.Oh I guess I've played a bit of Total War Shogun but I suck.
>>84725397i will not die soon but if it is any consolation i will torture myself for my entire lifetime.
>>84719826Im also a happy large breasted femanon with a bf! Nice to meet you!
>>84725728it's really not, because i have to look at you whine as if your problems are even half as legitimate as the men who post here. it is a unique tier of infuriating.
>>84719826That's cool. Anyway, you down to fuck or what?
>>84725801when did i claim legitimacy or compare to your struggles? i believe i explicitly said i am a pathetic waste and my issues are self inflicted. feel free to loathe me for me for any true reason, including just being a woman, but i'm not doing those two things you just said.
>>84719883holy based. hypothetically if I were to find you IRL, where would it be? I gave up on dating apps and would like to meet a woman like you in person, but dunno where to look. The obvious options are museums, bookstores/cafes, parks, but I'll see a cute girl there and then have no idea what to do or how to strike up a conversation unless she's wearing or doing something specific I can comment on.
>>84725998i am not seeking so it would be pointless to find me. i go to the grocery store. i go home. i go to the park. i sometimes go to music events. i go to thrift stores and small restaurants.
>>84725954the very fact that you are whining here is a claim to legitimacy, because otherwise why would you?the comparison itself is natural in relation to that. >my issues are self inflictedtrue, but you were argued with earlier about this and your replies were "pretend to be retarded" instead of further clarifying like this.>including just being a womanits less that you are a woman and more that you are a woman posting here.
>>84726034>bla bla bla bla words words words
>>84726034are you the angry retard back for round two? you're acting like posting on r9k is like walking into a VA bar. stolen valor. it's not.
>>84725187>you seem to overlook the part where i clearly explain i am the architect of my own miseryfor what purpose???
>>84719826Pics in this thread or you're lying....
>>84727213you say that like i woke up hoping to destroy myself for sport. it was a slow transformation. i was a child and i wanted to be loved. i was neglected and left to my own devices, and i read too much sylvia plath, dreamed too much of my future. i see too much romance in tragedy and suffering. the lonely girl alone in her room, with dark circles under her eyes, the girl who cannot eat, the girl who finds peace beyond reach. the beauty of decay consumed me, at first as a cope, but then a philosophy. i've reached a point now where i realize that the life full of joy seems less sincere to me. the dying artist with a cigarette feels more real and naked and worthwhile than the wife in the kitchen baking cinnamon rolls.i ended up believing i need to live my life like a story instead of a life, but now i am terrified of just living instead of putting on a melodramatic performance for a god that doesn't exist. i know what i am doing to myself but i do not want to change. so i will be destroyed, and in some way it will be beautiful, and nobody will be thankful for it.
>>84727960holy shit how exhausting. get over yourself you sad little narcissist.
>>84728104i can't because i don't want to. being a sad little narcissist is the point.
