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It's so much easier to just jerk off and sleep than to try and talk to real women
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>>84722050
It's easier to call Uber eats then it is to learn how to cook and be self sufficient with food.
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>>84722061
why get uber eats when the chinese buffet is cheaper
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>>84722061
Yea, that's definitely also true. Though in that case it's too unhealthy I guess. When I get lonely I jerk off but that only really happens once every few days so it's not as bad i think
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>>84722050
>>>/h/8835613
come home 'zuri king
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>>84722061
Porn is free, uber eats costs money + I'm a better cook than most the spics in the restaurants.
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I don't jerk off anymore, I know I wouldn't appreciate it anyway, so I just stay horny until it goes away then I'm back to being a flacid clitty.
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>>84722156
The thread looks a bit dead in terms of conversation. No one will swoop in to save me
>>84722173
Their race probably doesn't matter when it comes to just making good food
>>84722189
Uhmmm okay. Good for you I guess
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>>84722050
That's an arousing image
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>>84722201
Their race does matter. Unless they are making spic food, it indicates the restaurant is just using cheap labor. They probably cum on it too.
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>>84722219
Thanks. I imagine this is how it would go down with me in real life but that's something useless to think about because I should just give up on trying to have a girlfriend or even having a female friend in the first place. It's too complicated and full of drama and I'm too mentally ill anyway. Sorry for blogposting.
>>84722226
If we're talking about the US depending on the state foreign labor is practically the only kind of labor available. Statiscally speaking they're not all gonna be bad but I dunno most chefs ive had were probably white but it's not like I eat out often anyway. No need to be rude though
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>>84722243
>no need to be rude
You started this thread claiming porn is better than real women and posting porn and discussing how you jack off. You are on 4chan. Where the fuck do you think you are you dumb wet back shitskin nigger.
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>>84722307
>wet back
I've actually never heard that one before, kudos.
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Women are too stupid, they can mimic the sounds of language but neurological configuration makes it impossible to actually talk with them. It's like a parrot or yak back. They say words but don't actually understand words. If you're not regularly dumping semen in her holes you should not even bother acknowledging it's existence. Women are more of a bother than they are worth.
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>>84722323
it's an oldie but a goldie
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>>84722371
Literally all of this can be said about men too, you're overthinking it. The gap between the two genders has just been widened way too much. Sometimes it feels like everyone hates the opposite gender despite being desperately attracted to it (and I get why) until finding someone they can at least tolerate and settle down with. It's probably not bad luck, I just suck at finding women i can like and not hate at the same time. Why does it have to be like that, anyway? I wonder if I'm putting them on a pedestal and when they show their flaws they become completely ruined in my mind. Maybe I'm just broken. I dunno. I love women but I hate women a lot. I don't want to only have guy friends or partners anymore man. I'm so lonely but then I remember all my issues with getting to meet or talk to girls that my mind goes back to thinking about what I said in OP. Man... this sucks.
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>>84722398
im starting to think you have a lot more experience with females than me
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>>84722398
If it can be said about a man too it's only because he's not man. Man is divine, but not all were created directly by God. Only men descended from Adam are of God and can therefore be called man. The rest are non-adamics, and subsequently not people just like women. Curses run deep. Children of the serpent seed, ham, cain, or mud people should never be confused with true man. It sounds like semantics, but the soul is the only thing seperating man from lower creation.
Descendants of mud people are just very intelligent beasts, not people. Women are not people. They possess capacity to hurt others but are not inherently evil.
Descendants of ham are cursed and detestable, not particularly intelligent, and I try to avoid encountering them or even thinking about them.
Serpent seed and cain's descendants are very evil and fundamentally bad, incapable of good.
These lines comprise both men and women, the men have agency while their women only mimic the appearance and behavior of their men(critical that you always remember the distinction between man as child of God and the cursed blood also referred to with the same word men).
Most problems come not from overthinking but from misidentifying brother from nonbrother. I am not a cat, spider, or flower. I am able to distinguish. This is because I have the spiritual gift of discernment.
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>>84722440
Maybe. But it was like 4 fully online flings over the course of years. Those don't count for anything. in the end they all just made me feel lonelier and more withdrawn than before. It's that feeling of getting so close then failing miserably that hurts more than never getting anywhere, but it all still hurts anyway. A girlfriend wouldn't fix me. I know she wouldn't. I just know that at least for a good while, I'd sure be super carefree and happier though. But is that because I feel love or just because I feel like ive finally gotten my hands on a prize ive always wanted or some crap like that. Does it matter? In the end not really. I'd still just abuse whoever I got in a relationship with. Abusechad is kind of a meme, because people who fall for them are just victims falling back into what fucked up people in their life, usually parents, made them think that sort of volatile behavior was safe. Uhh... I don't really know how to end off these posts honestly
>>84722482
Sorry dude I'm agnostic.
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>>84722504
Damn I just spent the last 30 minutes completely wasting my time waiting to see if someone would reply. I hate myself
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>>84722629
dont make me feel guilty about it jeez, its not like i dont think youre a cool guy
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>>84722643
>its not like i dont think youre a cool guy
...How could you think this in the first place? The thread is about preferring to jerk off over talking to women
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>>84722666
i cant really answer stuff like its like asking what makes a joke funny my head just tells me this is a cool guy when i read your posts. any answer i can put together retrospectively would just reduce your coolness.
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in other words your coolness can't be captured in words
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>>84722770
>>84722822
Alright okay I see. Thank you. Bye now. Making threads here is always a bad decision. I guess i was only looking for some kind of solace or to find someone else here who could relate. I basically stole the OP from a post I saw sometime ago, but despite that guy having put it so simply, I probably would've never been able to think of that combination of words by myself. It is easier to run away, it always is, but it only makes the weight on your shoulders heavier. I can't stop running away though, because it doesn't feel like there actually is a way out. I'll never make a woman happy, much less to the extent where she will love me. The best I've ever done was cause a situationship or two to happen, but then again, it was all online, so who the fuck cares? I don't want to die a virgin but I guess I'll have to, since an angel won't come down from the heavens and have sex with me. Agh, this is all so crude anyway. I barely feel these feelings I'm spewing into barely coherent text right now. It's all so shit. I'm so tired, I'm so lonely. I've looked at so much porn tonight but I didn't feel excited a single time, for even a moment. Why was my loneliness able to crash through my horniness? I guess it's just because I'm not trying to be horny, when I'm wondering about where my life should go if anywhere at all. A girl wouldn't give me purpose and she sure as hell wouldn't push me in the right direction or get me to get my shit together. Is it even worth it to actually find love? I sound like some stupid emo kid.
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>>84722931
i apologize for not playing with you like you would have wanted. baba.
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>It's so much easier to just jerk off and sleep than to try and talk to real women
Sadly, both are just as impossible for me.
I can only cum when someone else - an escort foid, a transvestite - does it for me with lube. Then I cum buckets.
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>>84723065
This seems to be aimed at someome who is not me.
>>84723083
Alright.
No image this time I'm getting tired
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>>84723099
>tired
Of what?
Looking through gel?
Come on
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>>84722050
Sometimes I lie in bed and call my girlfriend to talk to her as I doze off for a nap or sleep, that's more filling for the soul and mind than a quick fap could ever be. I remember times when I would lie in bed and almost cry because I never had anyone to share my bed with and I felt so lonely. Jerking off is still a fine distraction, but a distraction that gets in the way of living is just an addiction.
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She's really pretty. She looks very soft and fluffy, a perfect snuggle buddy
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>>84722201
>The thread looks a bit dead in terms of conversation.
Hard to say anything about nothing. The 2D>3DPD sentiment is obvious and hard to argue with.
>>84724368
What's the bell for?
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>>84722061
In this scenario women would be the uber eats and learning to cook would be masturbation. women cost money for sex where masturbation is a much lesser expense
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>>84724459
I think he just wanted to say that easy=bad. But would he fumble that hard if it was this easy? Hard to tell.
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>>84723426
What do social people talk to each other about? You're making it sound like it's something to be missed.
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>>84724459
I think women and Uber eats are mutually exclusive concepts and that was just a statement for derailing. 4chan posts are never that deep.
>>84724411
I don't have a preference for 2D or 3D, but I don't usually look for 3D since I'm a weeb. I feel like most other guys there are like that. I'm tired of no community or anything in those threads, even /trash/ has people having better talks while posting porn even if half of the time it's just Discord drama no one knows or cares about. With potn addiction, there comes a point where most things just don't really phase you unless you're actively thinking "I'm going to jerk off. RIGHT. NOW." Which is why I naturally prefer if people would at least attempt to make some small talk while looking for images that just barely stimulate our fried brains.
Anyway the bell is her weapon.
>>84724507
They talk about whatever feels natural and interesting to talk about in the moment. It's also not that deep or even worthwhile in the grand scheme of things.
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>>84724539
>They talk about whatever feels natural and interesting to talk about in the moment
Uh, since they're not forced to talk, then it's obvious that they talk about things they want to. But still, I'm curious what he's going to say.
>those threads
Excuse me? Which threads? Like this one on /r9k/? /r9k/ has outsourced its online communities to either other boards or discords.
>even /trash/ has people having better talks while posting porn
Not sure about /trash/ exactly but people who are used to being degens/trannies/cringe have easier time being chill when they can't show how based on the internet they are.
>Anyway the bell is her weapon.
I see. I like it. Cute idea.
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>>84724610
>Excuse me? Which threads?
My bad, I haven't clicked through the reply chain.
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>>84724610
>what threads
Ones for posting porn. This thread, for example, is a good one in my view. The images are irrelevant and the main focus is whatever topic has been picked for discussion at that given time.
>people who are used to being degens/trannies/cringe have easier time being chill when they can't show how based on the internet they are.
To me it's all the same
I like to think that everyone is like me and hates porn deep down. I can voice a lot of reasons why porn sucks (reasons that don't have to do with it being bd for your brain or whatever) but what else is there to really do when there's nothing good left in the world that doesn't require work. It's another commodity like watching reality television to melt your brain for a few hours. Escapism is one hell of a tool really.
>>84724654
It's okay
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>>84724684
>Ones for posting porn
Well, /h/ and the alike are image dumping boards, not discussion boards.
>To me it's all the same
Yeah. I was just talking about the opposite of people who are afraid of looking cringe on the internet, causing them to treat posting too seriously.
>I like to think that everyone is like me and hates porn deep down.
I can't speak for everyone but I have a problem with the sexuality as a whole. Not really anything that rational, just that sentiment when something that is supposed to be intimate bond ends up being simply crude.
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I'm bored and lonely, but not horny. Welp
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>>84724871
>hip cutouts
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>>84725101
>>84724871
I agree hips get me going as a man
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>>84725135
this pic has one nice feature, that is there's no panties and the crotch flap can fly off at any sudden movement
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>>84725173
Oh yeah that's true I'd be starting at her crotch so I don't miss the moment it slips
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Don't particularly care for hairy
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>>84725173
extra virgin here
wtf is going on in middle left?
Can't make sense of the orientation I think.
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>>84725254
Bush is nice desu and I don't mind if it extends to the tummy a bit but otherwise I prefer soft smooth hairless skin. It speaks to healthy foid biology too.
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I don't know what to say anymore maybe this thread should just die.
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>>84725279
>middle left
of that section, the right, bushiest end is the part near the clit, then, as you go left-up (on the pic) it extends in the direction of the butthole
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>>84725254
What a graceful pose.
I'm waiting for the blessed rainfall.
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>>84722050
Basically yeah. At least ai girls actually engage with me and say nice things to me whereas real girls do not want to engage with me at all and it's like trying to talk to a brick wall, and in the rare time where any interest develops at all 1 misspeak and they lose all interest it's so tiring.
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>>84725681
>ai
I might've been using shitty models or chatbots are just repetitive by their very nature, but it gets boring after a while. I do not really know what I was expecting from them other that they can talk somewhat sensibly
Not that actual women are interesting.
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OP is a goddess and I am his thrall
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>>84725681
>ai girls ac-
You can jerk off to AI videos or text or whatever if you want, that's fine, but don't say that the sycophantic repetitive machine made to brainwash and surveil you is better than finding a real connection. Yeah girls suck. Yeah it does feel like talking to a brick wall 100/10 times. That's life I guess. Just jerk off to normal porn? Point is AI gets boring real fast once you figure out how it's always going to reply. I miss finding a girl I could have a conversation with... for some reason that felt far easier when I was younger. I do guess it was before my self-confidence plummeted.
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>>84725787
Assuming you've got a good graphics card, the generative AI is better utilized for porn pictures than for text porn. But mainly if the fetish is obscure and the satisfactory amount of fapfuel does not exist already.
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>ai girls ac- ACK
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>>84725787
>better than finding a real connection
Women do not want me, there is no connection to be made. It's this or nothing
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>>84726017
You just haven't found the right one or whatever other platitudes suit you. Maybe I can only be optimistic because I'm still young.
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>>84722050
Same, which is why I have never tried. I have no tolerance for the kind of bullshit dealing with most women involves. And I've heard of too many guys who are in relationships and getting sex less often than I jack off. Frankly, the effort, time, jestering and expense most women demand to not ditch you looks insane to me. And pretty much all of them will want marriage, which is a huge risk if you've got some savings and investments you'd want to protect.
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>>84726088
I appreciate the sentiment. Sadly I have no reason to believe it will ever change and all my experiences point towards me simply being an excess man
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>>84726144
Not trying is sad. You're the type of guy who doesn't try anything to better his life then kills himself over being depressed for never having done so once he's older. Failure is part of the process but me saying that is the same as having a fat fitness trainer, eh.
>>84726153
It's easy to look at your family and people you know's families and such, but I'm pretty sure most people die virgins or never being in a relationship. It's not as sad if it never happens to you, me or anyone else reading this as we think. However, that's like saying you shouldn't be depressed because your life is better in comparison to other peoples' bad lives. Contradictions contradictions contradictions. We shouldn't even be on this board much less this website; people who go on 4chan or any other "extremist" image board like this are just lost in life. It's funny to say that though, because it was here that I met the only girl I thought I could actually have a good thing going with before it all crashed down. Let's never hold out hope for anything, so we will never be disappointed. Easier said than done I know.
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>>84726222
>You're the type of guy who doesn't try anything...
NTA. I won't speak for everyone but giving up on one feature of life frees up the mind to pursue different things.
I think it's not always possible to be free of this made up responsibility to be appreciated by women. When it is then it's only the freedom of mind.
There are also people who enjoy playing the tragic character. They are both happy and unhappy in their ways.
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>>84725786
>OP is a goddess and I am his thrall
what
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>>84727258
He meant tail. Pramanix' fluffy tail
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>>84727258
Ze orginal poster iz my god(des) and the only purpose of my life (objectively) is meeting hiz needs
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>>84727571
I don't even know who you are anon.
>>84727336
Now this makes sense.
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>>84727336
Actually. Reading back, no, this still doesn't make sense. I don't have a tail. Cute fluffy pretty Pramanix does and that anon was talking about me.
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>>84722050
i do both in a way

>be me
>43m chud
>see foid and immediately get hard
>start jerking off to her in public
>im wearing an overcoat so no one sees
>get close, following her the entire time
>pull cock out
>run up to her and cum on her ass
>run away
>pride myself for making another woman my property
that's about as much interaction as real wahmen are ever getting out of me kek
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Do you need to have been horny previously in order to go masturbate? Is it okay to not even be horny but simply wish to masturbate? The true answer is one we both know, anon: it doesn't really fucking matter now does it? I'm really stressed and depressed. I feel pretty worthless ever since yesterday and I guess it's because I keep doing things I know are bad for me, like browsing here instead of doing my job. The devil makes work for idle hands I guess? If that's how that saying went then yeah that's definitely how I've felt for the past few months now. So lame. Maybe I should sleep earlier too. A single day of change won't really do much though. My sleep schedule has ruined since my tweens thanks to masturbation. Anyway, I probably should just go jerk off to get the edge off. I sound like a chainsmoker or something.
>>84729340
Sounds cool or whatever anon.
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>>84722050
>>84728415
>>84729970
Agree. Our alternatives are also getting better for this. I just did a quick search but yes, you could probably order a custom one that matches the girl in your pic.
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>>84730447
HahaaaaaaI don't even want to imagine how much this is. What is this kind of made-to-order doll called though? I'll keep it written somewhere so that if I hit 30 and still am like this I'll get one. That's when I'll know I've hit rock bottom.
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>>84730499
Honestly, custom ones are stupid expensive, I just posted this as an example of the dolls getting better. If you want an estimation as of 2026, one that looks as good as this and close to the body type of your girl could be anywhere around $3000~$5000 because of the weight. But it's way worth it when it comes to a doll, it's like a 10 years, minimum, investment for unlimited sex.
To be fair, if you're young I don't recommend going down that rabbit hole yet (I'm 46 so it's already over for me). However by the time you reach my age or just your 40s I assume the quality of the dolls will be even better, with even more affordable prices. We'll just have to see.
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>>84730570
I have $5 to my name right now.
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>>84727750
That's okay, I'm not very important
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Okay I've jerked off now. Didn't really solve much.



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