Do you have any? This is my grandfather, pic related, Ratko Mladic. He is responsible for conquering 50% of Bosnia and having a surreal kill to death ratio despite his logistics being bombed by NATO. There are battles during which the casualty rate would be 15:1 in his favor. He is celebrated as a war hero and praised for waging a defensive holy war. I got to meet the presidents and all the cool stuff.
>>84723285So far I got to meet the president of Serbia and also president of Republika Srpska thanks to this. He is 84 years old and currently struggling with health. He is seen as one of the biggest war heros in my country (Serbia). He even has a wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratko_Mladi%C4%87
>>84723285>grandfather slaughtered muslims Dare I say based the remove kebab
>>84723311Thank you, anon. Do you have any family members you'd like to talk about?
>>84723285My great great great great great(...)great grandfather was pharaoh Ramses II
>>84723285>Weird / notable family membersI have some but I'm too paranoid about doxxing myself on here to share.
>>84723285my sister is a popular artist (>5 million following) and i see posts about her all the time
>>84723285My Slovenian grandfather used to praise milosevic
>>84723285I take it your father is named "Darko"?
My cousin won a huge lawsuit against my former highschool because the choir teacher raped her. It's not in any news articles online
>He is celebrated as a war hero>literal war criminal
>>84723285My kid's mother is European royalty, literal princess. I didn't realize at the time, thought she was just some rich girl. Obviously the kid wasn't recognized or legitimized
>>84723322Oh sheet me too, like you and me we is like kangz n sheet.
>>84723447You are like a brother to me, my 35th something cousin
>>84723440>kidwhy not say daughter or son>motherWhy are you not togetherWhat a retarded larp. Kill yourself
>>84723285Bill Clinton will always be based for bombing Serbia. You're a fucking subhuman and should be killed. Serbians aren't people.
>>84723285I dont even know who my father's father was. He died before I even gave a shit about anscentory (old age). I guess if you must take away a lesson from this it's to ask about your family while you can, if you care. You don't have forever. One day you will wake up and be told another family member didn't
>>84723285stvarno? jel ne zajebabavas?
>>84723285I remember being shown one of those family tree websites when I was a teen.According to it, I am a distant relative to both Stalin and Trotsky.I think it's pretty cool if true. I hope I can look at pic related and say "My ancestor :)"
>>84723375nta but based all we needed was a yukkoslavia without the mud slimes
>>84723698If I were a distant relative of either, I'd have swallow cyanide the moment I learned that fact. Make the world a better place. Stalin's genes don't deserve to linger on.
>>84723341Who is it? I probably came to her several times. How does that make you feel?
>>84723804But Stalin tried to save you from being a wage slave to Epstein billionaires that look down on our species. He had his flaws yes. And he was brutal at times, but he was fighting an existential war for our species.
>>84723887He was a brown Georgian faggot who killed tens of millions of white Ukrainians, something even the Jewiest Jew could only dream of doing.
>>84723698google Stalin's daughter. she is a tattooed libshit.
>>84724029It gets worse. Stalin refused to exchange German prisoners for his son, because the son "disrespected him'. Instead, he let his son be killed by Germans. Brown people, especially Georgians like Stalin have no concept of loyalty, not to their country, not to their family. They will trade their daughter for some wheat.
>>84723285GENERALE GENERALE. VOLIM TE SRBIJA
>>84724052the official version is that he said something like "I dont trade generals for lieutenants" thats what my soviet parents were taught in school. Germans wanted exchange him for one of their general. He never loved his children desu. And his marriage was fake just to create image.
>>84723285did you meet duke seselj? i listened to one of his speeches in belgrade about how serbia should integrate itself with russia
>>84724093maybe we should send him to russia and convert him to a russian
The most notable member was my grandfather, who killed himself and another guy and appeared on the news because of that.
I also have two distant family members that played on two of the best football teams of my country, and my country is known for being good at football, so it is a notable feat I guess.
>>84724268Are they active players? I wish I could play against one of those. I played against and along a 3rd division player once, but he was at the end of his career. I also played against some other retired pros, but they kept it simple, which was also great to watch.
>>84723285Whenever I feel bad for an incel on here, I'll remember that he likely comes from a line of war criminals and racists and other bad kinds.
>>84724409>likelySounds like you just want to bully someone
>>84723330>I have some but I'm too paranoid about doxxing myself on here to share.If OP isn't larping, they are one of Mladic's many, many (2) grandchildren.>>84723399>I take it your father is named "Darko"?I think they mean Mladic is spiritual "grandfather" to all of the enlightened Orthodox YugoSlavs (but definitely not to the misguided Catholic YugoSlavs or sub-human Muslim YugoSlavs, both irreconcilably alien).
>>84723399Yes. My aunt was killed according to my grandpa and dad, but the public narrative is that she killed herself.>>84723549Why are you so mean? I wasn't insulting or belittling any Muslim cultures. >>84724093Yes, I met him several times. He was very nice to me and my family, despite my grandpa insulting him. He is kind of a joke, his Serbian Radical Party doesn't even get enough votes to get a seat in the parliament, but he is a nice and smart guy. You can tell he loves his country and all Serbs living outside of Serbia too. Fun fact: my grandpa said he is an embarrassment to Serbian people; Seselj said my grandpa is the biggest hero of the Serbian people. He doesn't hold grudges.I also meet Dodik a lot since he wants my dad to be the next president of Republika Srpska. I met Orban and a lot of other political figures in my life. I met Eric Trump when he visited. >>84724642Yes, it's just me and my sister. And I'm happy to let you call my grandpa the spiritual grandfather :)
>>84723285How's meeting presidents and other famous people? How was meeting Orban in specific since he was my prime minister in Hungary. To be entirely honest, the word around here is that he acts like a gypsy.
>>84726122He seemed down to earth, but I don't really hang around them enough to know them on a personal level. I greet them and exchange a few words.
>>84723285not a family member but i was friends with vivian (musk)
>>84723285I have 100k subs on youtube. Does that count?
>>84726706does he browse here?
>>84723285My sister does of and ruined the lives of me and my parents
>>84727523revenge kill her
>>84723285Ne lazi druze nema sanse
>>84723285My great-great-something grandfather was a well respected priest in a (for the time) major city. According to the records, he reached high standing within the church, got to visit a bunch of holy sites and cities together with the highest ranking members of the church, and even got to meet the king.He was imprisoned for setting 2 churches on fire, which he admitted to doing, and said that he would do it again if he was ever set free.
>>84723285My ancestors were probably all peasants/plebs, at least for the past 500 years
>>84728017ja mu verujem
>>84728904Ja ne, mada me ipak ne bi cudilo da bar jedan of njegovih unuka zavrsi na /r9k/ sa autizmom
My boyfriend is related to limmy in some way I cant remember. I think he is his mums cousin. He took me to a funeral a few years ago, for support I guess. And it ended up being limmys dads and hes just sat like 4 rows ahead of me and suddenly I realise who the Brian they all talk about is. Mind you I was never a fan or anything. except me and a friend in high school did specifically like the falconhoof sketches. But yeah was a bit of a surprise that he had kept his relatively famous family member a secret for years. Might invite him to our wedding
>>84729085that's cool. maybe he was embarrassed
>>84729085typical foid who is going to cheat on her boyfriend with a celebrity
>>84729085I love limmy. Will you say hi to him from anon?
>>84728590>he was a priest>went on to set 2 churches on firewhy?
>>84723285He must have been ethnically Croat or Slovene, way too pale-skinned and light-eyed to be serbian.
>>84730144i'm from slovenia and he looks like a typical balkan slav, you won't really be able to tell apart serbs and croats and bosniaks, except that serbia has way more gypsies living there than there are in croatia, so that skews statistics. but we look different than them, we don't have large noses and are whiter than serbs and croats, and our language is not easily understood by them and vice versa. i think every third person in serbia has light eyes according to statistics, in croatia it's every second, not really that much of a difference. so the general "whiteness" rank is yea, slovenia > croatia > serbia. generally the more east and south you go the less likely someone is to have light features, like bulgaria, macedonia, greece, romania, albania
>>84730144and because i don't know how much you know about this area, we're not balkan, slovenia is central european
>>84723285How is he holding up? I've heard he's terminally ill.>>84730227Well, it depends on the region. A Serb from Vojvodina or Serbian Bosnia is going to look whiter than a Serb from Southern Serbia or Montenegro, the former mostly due to assimilation of various other ethnic groups like Bulgarians, Macedonians, and even Albanians. But yeah, there are a fuck ton of gyppos, too - only Romania and Bulgaria have more of them proportionally. It's kind of a big issue with crime, too.>>84730274>we're not balkan, slovenia is central europeanSure thing, Janez. You'll always be part of the Balkans, you can't change geography.
>>84730227And a Croat from Central Croatia is always going to look whiter than a Croat from Dalmatia or Bosnian Croatia (Hercegovina).
>>84730316we are literally geographically not balkans, we were only grouped there because of yugoslavia
>>84730337yes like i said, we don't have that issue in slovenia. sage btw
>>84730341Lmao, you're like that meme clip of Zizek talking about the boundary between Central Europe and the Balkans. By your logic (if you were to only factor in geography and not consider it a political region), Vojvodina isn't part of the Balkans either, and neither is the Slavonian part of Croatia. Oh, and the entirety of Romania too! >>84730355Of course you don't, your country is smaller than Vojvodina alone and you are a monoethnic country, why would there be such division and diversity? I'm not even saying it as a bad thing, Janez, it's just the logical outcome, majmune. It has its pros and cons.
>>84723285Based, ask him how he did it.
>>84723698How can you be a relative of both? They weren't related. Unless you just mean racially as in you're a slav?
>>84723887His favorite movie was basically the old timey version of blacked porn. He loved cowboy movies as well. He didn't try to save Europe or save people from wage slavery, he put people in work camps for being autistic.
>>84730469>racially as in you're a slavStalin was not a Slav, and neither was Trotsky
>>84723285>Ratko MladicBased kebab remover.
