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Smoking usually takes decades. A lifetime of smoking might mean cancer in your 60s or older.

idk i smoke and drink but i think i have pretty good genes against cancer so i'm likely to live pretty old regardless
if you really want to get it there are very carcinogenic chemicals you can buy/synthesize at home and expose yourself to, also stop using filters in cigarettes and smoke pipe and shit

>>84726196
>the money in the paypal
why is it appealing to imply they whore themselves out? fags need to be dealt with.

>>84726237
I don't because I have a little more self respect

>>84726196
All disease is a consequence of toxin exposure and nutrient deficiency, so you need to exacerbate those issues in your life. Use lots of pharmaceutical drugs, street drugs, supplements, cleaning products, etc. Eat mostly or only plant matter. Maximize your mental and physical stress with exercise and unnecessary drama. There's no guarantee that you would end up with cancer specifically, but you will become very diseased in some kind of way and you will suffer immensely

>>84726196
>Only eat extremely processed garbage frozen/microwavable foods
>Smoke, drink, do drugs on a permanent bender
>Sunbathe without sunscreen while doing all this, ideally in the nude

Oh and stick your balls in the microwave
Just gonna get a little cancer, Stan

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Sneak into a construction site. Find pic related. Push the handle down and deepthroat the rod that comes out for 4 minutes.

>>84726196
>>84726225
btw i want to specify that 4 family members of mine died of cancer does this increase the chance of getting it?

>>84726196
Just watch the new Doctor Who or something. A few episodes in and it should be terminal

By looking at the image you posted

>>84726196
it's a really slow painful death. you get tumors pushing your organs around until they burst and you slowly die of sepsis or something. or your bones start breaking apart from the inside

>>84726293
>Eat mostly or only plant matter.
vegetarian/vegan diets protect against cancer, retard

>>84727664
They butchered the series after Peter. God I miss that grumpy grampa

>>84727704
not my fault if youve got a boner hehe XD