>>84727557
Women don't even want to look a me.

Happened before. "Convinced" a friend to jerk me off once. Greentext too long for a boring story but here you go.
>meet her through work
>like each other enough that we meet up every weekend
>know she's not into me romantically
>she's kinda scene, small frame, A-cups, really cute
>we're on similiar wavelengths, both pretty degen
>random stuff like watch a movie and just shoot the shit whenever she's over
>one evening
>be watching Sausage Party of all things
>find it funny cause drunk but have a blast
>ending comes round, giant fucking orgy with just food items if you haven't seen it
>she mentions how the movie's doing funny things for her but only cause she's tipsy
>sense chance but try to keep cool
>be laughing our asses off
>decide to test waters and jokingly say it's kinda fun "watching porn" with her
>she laughs
>open porn site as movie ends in full view of her
>hear "oh?"
>open vid i know is bad-funny german porn to keep with the feel of the movie
>still laughing
>start clicking amateur vids after it ends
>we start remarking about the dudes and chicks in them
>mention how i like a girls tits
>"they're not too small for you?"
>chick in the vid was probably a B cup and herself she's almost flat but just enough for it to still be visible
>smell a chance mention how i like small tits more
>at this this point she touches my leg
>keep watching, she sees a dudes dick and goes "you bigger than him? be honest"
>"you wanna check?"
>"you wouldn't"
>realize the situation i'm in
>"I will but only if you jerk me off"
>"you're ridiculous"
>laugh and start undoing belt
>"Oh"
>feel her hand slowly crawl over
>pause vid, ask her to go over to my bed
>we do
>"can't believe we're doing this"
>starts jerking me off slowly
>she's still laughing at first but starts really focusing on it
>throws me sex eyes every now and then
>gets REALLY into it
>cum the biggest load that was ever squeezed out of me all over the floor
And then she became christian 3 months later lol lmao

>>84727557
OP, I can't even convince a girl to have a date with me (one I would pay everything for): managing to charm a woman to grab my cock and letting me cum on her is something far beyond possible.

>>84727557
Kek, women don't even like me. Why would they even consider jerking me off?

Literally every woman be carrying Casca tier trauma we should probably abstain from sex for that reason alone

>>84728554
nice little story, good for you anon. Funny it ends up on a bait thread

>>84727557
I can't even get a woman to use me for free food and then ghost me.

Ah, I wonder if I will ever get to have a woman jerking me off.

I think a woman would do that currently but she lives across an entire ocean from me, and I can't easily travel.

>Have you considered just convincing a woman to jerk you off if you can't get her to have sex with you
I wish that were even possible. If foids despise me (a bald manlet non-Chad autist), and will never fuck me, then they won't jerk me off.
The sad thing is that getting jerked off with lube is the only way I can get hard and cum (buckets) with escorts. I can't even get a semi to fuck them anymore.
I can't even get a MILF/GILF to drain me. I can't even do it myself. FML.