>"The female of your species held in such esteem by your society in lieu of motherhood, they must be superior at fighting...No? Perhaps perform greater civil duties like maintaining critical infrastructure? No? Do they design the computer chips or nuclear reactors or something??"
>>84727572>muh computer chipsWhy would aliens not understand that the species would die out without procreation?
>>84727602google the meaning of "in lieu"
>>84727602You're saying that to a species without genitals that clones itself to live on. They have lost the concept of breeding long ago.
>>84727636>muh googlehow would it be "in lieu" of motherhood if humans aren't extinct, dummy?
>>84727572fuck off space nigger, we're full>you can crash on the moon if you want
>>84727602>the species would die out without procreation?"But according to our scans, you ARE dying because of that! You say these "females" are important because of their ability to grow new humans but... they aren't doing that? And yet you still worship them and let them do whatever they want even though they're neglecting the supposed ONE duty they have to the species. Why? Shouldn't you be forcing them to do their duty? Or at the very least, shouldn't the males stop performing their duties that benefit the females until the females start doing theirs? The males continue to labor, grow food, build structures, maintain power and water and entertainment for the sake of the females, but in return the females are just sitting there doing nothing. Please help us make sense of your human decision making process, it seems completely illogical to us."
>>84727572the trads aren't gonna like this one!
>>84727572Kek, this is a form of exercise i like to do often: Looking at things with the perspective of an alien anthropologist. Really helps put in perspective how dumb some things are.>"Hm... How interesting. The females of this species have completely abandoned and denied their role of motherhood... And are still being held in high regard by their society, even though they have mediocre leading skills and creative thinking compared to their male counterparts, weaker bone structure and muscle mass which hinders their fighting prowess and capacity of working more physically demanding tasks and seem to have an innate hatred and contempt for their male counterparts who are the ones responsible for keeping their society from collapsing. What could be causing this?"
>>84727572mr. alien, i raise you this:i can make a MEAN batch of potato salad.
>>84728864But you make a mean jungle juice too
>>84728878see that was a joke at my alcoholism but i didn't even know what jungle juice was so HAH
Hail Capt. B. Dick and get his number one, Sgt. ArmInAss to beam over and fix this shithole immediately, Glorfblerp.
>>84728889Ok Sandra, just remember a shot isnt a whole cup.
>>84728930:D thank you for the reminder!!!!!!!!! i almost forgot!!!!!
>>84728939Stop using so many exclamation marks
>>84728950WHATD: ?????????:( sniffle
>>84728971stop doing that. you know what
>>84728983ur just jealous of my cool typing quirk bucko. bask in the coolness, chud.
>>84729015I'm not a chud. Don't call me that.
>>84729021ok i'm sorry anon, you are not a chud. you are a very cool fella. i was actually jealous of ur coolness and took my anger out on youpls forgive me :D
>>84729030Dont patronize me. You are not forgiven.
>>84729069i;'m going to fuking Kill myself anon PLEASE FORGIVE ME !! ! !!! ! !!! !!!! !
>>84729103Stop threatening to kill yourself. It's making me uncomfortable.
>>84727572You encountered my species at a very weird time in our life.
>>84729122:( please forgive me i'm just so silly and mean no harm pls pls pls pls
>>84729139Fine, I forgive you. Stop spamming "pls". Stop drinking too.
>>84729151YIIIIIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!! ok thank you will do !!!!
>>84729171Stop spamming exclamation marks. What is there to be so excited about?
>>84729139Please continue tormenting anon and make his sleep paralysis demon into your Neptune OC!!!!!
>>84727572>they must be superior at fightingGod I wish
>>84729184i'm just happy you forgave me and want me to stop drinking :) ur very kind anon!!>>84729195evil tulpa neptune be like "i HATE alcohol"............
>>84729229I struggle with alcoholism too. Once you take the first shot, it is hard to stop. At least for me.
>>84727572Alien bro, here is the truth about my species>men are like pigs>women are like snakesThat's all
>>84729229Evil tulpa Neptune should stop drinking so she doesnt fall off the walls and ceiling when she crawls closer to anon at night looking to play xylophone with his ribcage
>>84729242that's my experience too... :[ my inhibitions drop quick after the first one>>84729303FUCK ur so right.. i cannot silly spidermaxx with bad coordination....
You only make my thread stronger.
>>84727572This alien would be shot dead by some moid before he has time to form that thought.
>>84729946I would kidnap the ayylmao since it has a smooth androgenyous body and Josef Fritzl it for years>the eternal alien is btfo'd by anon's rape dungeon
