What is your most pathetic fantasy? Mine is getting to lay in a lap, have my head and shoulders rubbed, and told everything will be ok
>>84728840That's really cute actually. Hope you can get that one day nonny. Mine is bathing a guy and brushing his teeth for him
It's not pathetic, OP, we all dream of something like this, and it could even be my second fantasy!Probably the first one is that they make paw paw sounds on my head as if I were a cat
>>84728840A girl touching my hair: a female friend did that to me back in highschool (nothing sexual, she just liked my curls) and it felt like heaven...I can't imagine how nice it must feel to have a girlfriend and be able to do that every day
>>84728840I regularly fantasize about a woman deciding she loves me, giving me just enough of a push to make me want to fix my life so we can be together, and for us to live happily ever after.I am a 33 year old man, a NEET of over a decade, and this fantasy is the sort of retarded thing a teenager would come up with.I am so painfully pathetic, but I need this to happen in order to live.
>>84728840That's actually sweet anon, I'm sure your fantasy will come true in the future, wish you luck :3
>>84728840I want someone to love me. I want to be good enough for someone.
>>84728840I don't think I even have any. Trying to survive is all I know.
>>84728840My mom saying sorry
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>>84728840I don't got any anymore.My dad used to make fun of me as a way to entertain guests that came over, I was always the butt of all his jokes. As a kid I wished that hed stop doing that since his jokes would make me cry but thankfully as an adult I managed to make that wish come true by threatening to cut all contact with him if he ever does it again, he's been real nice and considerate ever since.
>>84729165as if you wouldn't want some foid to rest your head on her tits while she runs her fingers through your hair telling u she loves you. megafag
Having a girl not be permanently repulsed by me showing any sort of weakness or vulnerability
>>84729366Now THIS is the ultimate male fantasy. We can now end the thread
>>84729366This post is quite sobering.
>>84728840I frequently dream about making IRL meetup threads on imageboards and meeting a cute stinky NEET girl who will do this to me (instead of the likely reality of meeting fat ugly bastard NEETs that would rape me)
>>84729354Worst part is that i'm 100% sure he secretly thinks you're a faggot. All parents should be beheaded
>>84729402A lot of this thread is. Times are bad anon.
>>84729358Sure, and also a tasty plate of lobsters that I'm allergic to, a nice home and good kids running around maybe, those are things that I can judge as good but they are not fantasies that hang over my head. I can't afford to preoccupy myself with things I'll never have.
>>84729486Keep holding out hope anon. Praying 4 u. You can fulfill ur dreams
>>84729513Yeah man I hope they develop a cure for crustacean allergy soon.
>>84729442Would you believe me if I told you I've been on this board for 15 years, and that these feels were always felt by the men here?I don't know how long things have been this bad, how long men have been this lonely, and I certainly down know when or if this will ever change.Bad times indeed.
>>84729418Nah, he secretly loves me as his son actually but his inhumane 3rd world upbringing left him emotionally stunted, he literally doesn't know any better. The way his mother expressed love towards him as a child was by probably beating him a bit less than usual.
>>84729661As a son of a third worlder that immigrated to America, I felt this in my bones.They just kept the cycle of abuse going because it's all they knew.If I ever have kids I won't be beating them, and I won't be emotionally abusing them, I refuse to do what my parents did to me, what their parents did to them, I refuse to perpetuate the cycle.
>>84728859>>84729062It's only fantasy I don't think that kind of thing happens, and especially not for me
>>84729402How so moid tears r hot
>>84729913Our pain is real, stop devouring our tears.
>>84728840My most pathetic fantasy? Actually being wanted and genuinely mattering.
>>84728840Having a tired moid lay his head on my chest after a long day of work, drifting off in my arms as I run my fingers through his hair.
>>84728840Having someone I trust so much I can cry in front of him without feeling like I'm being judged
>>84730222I can only speak for myself, but I wouldn't judge a woman for crying in front of me, it would be endearing and I'd like to comfort her, and I would like to believe this applies to a lot of men.
>>84730281I don't give a shit about you or your empty words.
>>84728840winning the lottery
>What is your most pathetic fantasy?Having an affectionate and fuckable post-menopause woman as a fuck-buddy. Yes, I am too incel for that one too.My contemporaries are single mothers or baby-trappers. It's well known that young foids are NOT interested in non-Chads pushing 40.
