My wife is divorcing me for someone else. What's the best way to kill yourself?
>>84732577pussy shitthe guy and then yourself on their night out
>>84732577if youre living in america , just shoot yourself , if youre not living in america , throw yourself in front of a train , you just need the balls , for atleast a few seconds to bring yourself to jump , but then no matter what, its over , if you have bigger balls and the strenth , cut your writs open , length , deep , but that requires a lot of mental strength and self control so yea,
>>84732577What did you do wrong?
>>84732577Satan will clown your ass for all eternity for killing yourself over a girl
>>84732609Didn't give her the attention and love she wanted I guess. So she just found someone else
>>84732577Personally I'm choosing a knife sharpened to a razors edge, middle of the woods at winter. Take off my shirt and slit my throat, I'll either bleed out or die of hypothermia.
>>84732655Oh and a gun works really well too, just I live in a country where getting one is difficult.
>>84732577will never not love how every guy is staring at her naked ass and back
>>84732683Aside from the tits shes got the body proportions of a man
>>84732577best or easiesteasiest: just go for the classic 'jump off skyscraper' and die infront of everyonedont know about the best though
>>84732577>the best wayMurder/suicide probs.
>>84732695ugly face, would ravage her petite body tho tbhdesu
>>84732577>someone hurt me>how do I hurt myself even more?at least kill both of them first. him in front of her obvs, then her, then yourself
>>84732698We have a daughter and I don't want her growing up as an orphan, so I don't think I should murder my wife
If this happened to me, I would pretend to be sad and then celebrate, I would go out and buy a bottle of champagne and then hire 2 escorts for a threesome. getting into a relationship and letting her move in with me has been the worst mistake of my entire life. She is basically a leech who consumes 100% of all my free time with stupid bullshit and 75% of all my post-rent income. She is always demanding more and more. Nothing is enough. I am tired. I've wanted to end this relationship for YEARS but she is basically a bum and couldn't survive on her own, she has no money, no savings, and nowhere to go so I can't kick her out.I don't get men who get sad when their wife asks for divorce, I know for a fact the majority of men in relationships are in my situation.
>>84732720BUT you can always kill her new suitor. This way she will be traumatized for life but your daughter wont suffer
>>84732733Bruh you're supposed to treat her worse and worse until *she* leaves *you*. Start by getting rid of all her access to your money.
>>84732632And why is that? Were you just annoyed at her behavior? I love how women act like you should constantly shower them in praise and attention every second of every day
>>84732602Jumping in front of train is the worst suggestion ever. Imagine being dragged under and minced by the wheels, dying slowly in agony with your limbs twisted every way.
>>84733041you are supposed to put your neck on the rail to get decapitated you dumbfaggot
>>84733041i remember reading on sunset limited by mc carthy that a train at over 100km/h kills you instantly because the neurons are not fast enough for you to perceive the painby the way OP don't kill yourself you can still enjoy a pizza with a movie or some shit once in a while
>>84732720kill wife and marry daughter
>>84732577Fentanyl overdose is probably the most painless way to go
>>84732577>picOnly good thing Mamdani is doing kek
