I ordered a bunch of soda to drink while fasting with your tax money
>>84732710Woah hey man you can't do that, I wanted that tax money to go towards bombing children :O
>>84732732Thanks bro. I'll pay you back one day for sure
>>84732710That heccin money could have gone to 1/1000th of a heccing missile that we could ram into a heavily fortified mountain bunker to no effect you sick fuck.
>>84732965I am SEETHING that should have gone to Peter Thiel!!! >:( >:( >:(
why are you fasting?originally
>>84733051Because I am quite obese, and I want to be lean fast
>>84732710You goddamn theif! That money could have been funneled to Al-Shabaab through a somoli daycare!
>>84733075Dude Im dying at these replies
>>84733072well i happily pay to make you less fat, fren. taxes should be used to beautify the country and eliminating fats is a good start. try ozempic!
>>84733083Just think of the child soldiers! Now they'll go without ammunition because of your greed.
>>84733085Very true statement brother. Thank you. And I will never use ozempic or any GLP1s, Im gonna be natty till I die. Fasting is way too easy for me anyway
>>84732710cool I hope you enjoy it but I would recommend tangerine flavored sparkling water instead of diet orange soda. it's pretty good.
>>84733072whoa that's a biggun. I learned recently that fasting is also a common part of exorcism protocols so maybe the obesity demon will leave you. check out this video of an african american talking about his experience.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr1ldkTF7iw