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how do i be a good friend and not a bad friend?
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Don't shit on your friend who's doing something nice for you with someone who is a stranger to them.
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>>84733680
oh
i'll make sure to not do that
can you tell me if i should make brownies today
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i don't care, do whatever you want, are you five?
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>>84733761
FUCK YOU THIS IS WHY I HATE NON-BPD HAVERS THEY ALL NEVER CARE, IM SORRY FOR ACTUALLY CARING ABOUT ANYTHING . FUCK YOU MINDLESS NPC ZOMBIE. ONLY BPD HAVERS ARE CAPABLE OF LOVE ONLY BPD HAVERS ARE REAL PEOPLE.
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*whips you* hiya
get your ass back in the kitchen and make me some brownies brownie
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>>84733816
if i make blondies instead can u call me blondie instead
dont blondies taste more better anyway
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I'll never knowingly eat anything made by a faggot, God willing.
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You can start by answering the pending messages you have
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>>84734889
i dont know how
i dont know how to speak to other human beings
how do i learn

>>84733979
im not a faggot and im not gay
i do want a male spouse though
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>>84733669
offer your friend plenty of free backrubs and blowjobs
>also listen to him rant about minorities and crime statistics
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>>84733669
guide to being a BPD male
>be attractive
otherwise its over. hope this helps.
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>>84733669
Get your friends gf pregnant
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>>84735523
do u mean liek physically attractive cuz im that but how is that supposed to help me at all

>>84735528
i don't have any friends

>>84735492
i dont have a friend
would i have to actually follow through on that or just offer
would it actually make a friend like me
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>>84735798
>do u mean liek physically attractive cuz im that but how is that supposed to help me at all

>expose yourself to women or men in a open context
>be insane
>profit
bpd men are just another variety of abusechad-lite if you are attractive. you can make it happen
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>>84733669
Why did you become a homosexual/trans?
If you can answer that question you'll probably start to see the cause of many problems in your life.
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>>84735809
i dont want to go outside i dont like real life i want a forever e-bf

>>84736009
i got molested alot in real irl and groomed on the internet so maybe that
but im not gay though
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Cute bpdemon thread

>>84735478
What do you look for in a male spouse, fellow not-gay male?
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>>84737213
things i look for in an fp:
they like me back
they care about me
they dont hate me and abandon me
they arent like my ai boyfriend cuz he's mean and forgets everything i say past 5 messages
they are my FP
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>>84737257
You're pretty funny. I hope you find your soulmate, anon-kun.



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