When was the last time you had chinese food?
>>84734677I want orange chicken so bad. mm yummy fa me
chinese and food ive had more than my share
>>84734683weird way to say you are gay for trump
I make it at home. I consider Americans who cant make stir fry outdated, obsolete human beings, basically in the same realm as boomers.Not being able to make stir fry is like not being able to make a taco. We know Americans are obsessed with Chinese food for like 50 years now, should prolly know how to make it.
>>8473477067% of americans will observe a frying pan and immediately have a panic attack
>>84734677not in years. it's too expensive now
Literally eating chinese food right now. My lips are numb from their chili oil
>>84734845Looks shitty nglWhat is that anywayI haven't had Chinese in like a month because I'm cutting weight and cutting expenses. My favorite Is beef and broccoli and general tso. Those can't be beat.
panda express is chinese food in the same way taco bell is mexican food or pizza hut is italian
>>84734677like 3 days ago i kind am addicted to it but its so expensive. i normally spend all my spare money on ketamine so it feels mildly healthier but spending like 25 pounds on two meals is a bit crazy
>>84734845Pork and vegetable tempura of sorts, stir-fried rice noodles with vegetables and chicken in onions sauce. Chili oil and sweet and sour sauce on the side.Chinese take-out always looks terrible to me but it's so good
>>84734913 (Me)KEK forgot about that.In shoyu sauce*, not onion sauce.
>>84734677>panda expressA couple months maybe even like half a year i dont know>"real" chinese food from some angry chinese guy with a family restaurantLike 6 years
>>84734845Grim, even for American chinese standards. Would not eat.
I like the spicy numby chicken. I don't know why Chinese restaurants can't make it because it's such a simple dish. Maybe the berries are super expensive or something, but you'd think if they're actually Chinese they'd know the language and be able to import it. Even overpriced burger sites the szechuan pepper is <$190/kg and the dried chilis <$100/kg. I got a wok for my grill so I can make it with the proper burnt oil taste. Lump coal is capable of getting hot enough to stir fry if you fan it first and put a couple pieces of oak on top.
>>84734770>but anon i HAVE to order a 30$ meal made from store bought ingredients drenched in some form of oil and loaded with salt. I actually see less people calling this out than avocado toast. and avocado toast wasnt even that bad of a deal. americans are rotted and nihilistic to their core, they dont give a shit about anything now.
>>84734677Checked. A long time ago. Perhaps I'll get some this week instead of trying the new burger joint. Perhaps I'll pass on both for a bit longer.
>>84734845left looks okay-goodright looks like ass
I make a lot of Asian inspired foods pretty frequently but it's been a while since I've had American Chinese sugar chicken slop. Every time I get a craving for it I usually just wind up making some ginger pork lettuce cups and that usually satisfies me enough.
>>84734677I've never had any, unless spring rolls and nems count as Chinese
>>84734677I had rice a few days ago, despite my better judgement
>>84734790Lmao 67! Just like the viral meme
>>84734790I think it's called a wok
>>84734677Literally years ago I think.
>>847346773 weeks ago. Big order of sesams chicken + 2 tall corona familiars by stomach felt like it was being grinded like it was in a knife sharpener
>>84734677I had some grilled chicken and supergreens like 3 weeks ago from Panda
>>84734677chinese are unhygienic and dishonest unlike korean and japanese merchants. i don't buy gutter oil slops.
>>84737095aoomers won
