>age obsessed zoomers are about to start turning 30 next yeargonna be a funny decade
The wasteoid SoundCloud rap facial tat zoomers are in for an absolute existential crisis when they become culturally irrelevant and ugly. It's brutal enough as a millennial, at least we ate our organic food and tried to live with le authenticity. I can't imagine a xanny nihilist whore having a fun time in their 30s
>>84736239unc cannot be this obsessed :skull:
>>84736468they are all irrelavent brainlets :sob:
>>84736239im curious to see how they take it too>t. Zoomer
>>84736239really do wonder how zoomers are going to cope with aging after mocking millennials for their failures to
>>84736239Yeah you're probably right especially considering the Ozempic and hard looksmaxxing practices. I don't think its even limited to 30 year olds either just look at picrel.
>>84736239I'm an older zoomer (28). I have noticed zoomers even a couple years younger than me have been over the top weird about age. There was one I knew that would constantly talk about how young she was and she was 22 and I was 24 and acting as if I was ancient. Very bizarre. Did they think they were going to be young forever?
I thought about it a little more. I think because so many of them were on social media from a very early age, literal ages were always prominent and always at the forefront. Back in the day you were just a username, no one gave a fuck how old you were as long as you didn't clearly seem to be a retarded kid.
>>84736239I wear sunscreen it helps me start my day I also like to know a laser isn't beaming cancer into my skin. I'm just a very pale man. The anti aging stuff is cool too. I drink water I sleep I stay low stress and I exercise and eat as healthy as I can
pre 9/11 zoomers, post 9/11 zoomers, and post smart phone zoomers are pretty much different generations. The older ones aren't as age obsessed as the younger ones. Early 20s zoomers are really funny, they actually think they're still kids lol. Its going to hit them the hardest.
I'm 23 and I already accepted my fate. I'm starting to bald a bit so I'm putting minox foam on my hairline and temples.
>>84736468>Zoomers will see genuinely interesting and subtle horror concepts be turned into generic monster powerscaling slop and be like AYOOOOOOO BRUUUUUHHH THIS IS PEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAKHappened to the SCP foundation and now to the backrooms as well. Zoomers need to be sent to concentration camps where they will get sodomized and then shot
>>84738092you had me until the sodomizing part, but tbf wasn't the SCP scene ruined unironically by troons?
>>84738124Was it? All i know is that people stopped trying to create genuinely interesting out-of-the-box concepts for entities and instead just decided on a competition of creating the strongest character who could definitely beat Goku trust meI also recall some SCPs becoming gooner bait like Malo and even that immortal lizard.
>>84738092The only good thing about SCP was the MTF and a handful of actual cool SCPs like the Soviet cockroach trooper
>>84738147The SCP foundation is run by tumblr troons and they started forcing stupid shit in like SCP-2721
>>84738159Also the book "There is no Antimemetics Division". Genuinely one of the best cosmic horror/sci-fi stories i ever read, it's everything the SCP foundation was originally supposed to be>>84738163I... I had no idea this was a thing. Holy shit, i wanted to rip the skin off my face just from reading this. Troons can't kill themselves fast enough
>>84738189Oh shit? didn't even know there was a decent web serial out theremaybe when i'm done procrastinating i'll make a web serial inspired by delta green and scp about a group of goon boys who take down a cult/mysterious disease o algo
>>84738070early--mid--late divide already exists dumbass
>>84738124I remember when the shit about the self-insert transgender satellite and pride month in the SCP kicked off. It was actually pretty funny.>>84738163oh crap that is the self-insert satellite troon that I am talking about lmao. Sad thing is that some anons made their own alternative to the SCP Foundation but then they let in the troon who made that for some reason. I wonder what they are up to nowadays, hopefully they haven't been trooned out too.
>>84738228>Ermm that's already a thing acktuallyOkay
>>84738223>Oh shit? didn't even know there was a decent web serial out there It's a standalone book, short but still very captivating and interesting. It's on sale on amazon, you should check it out!
>>84738351yeah thinks for that kino>trade offerpicrel pretty good channel does some MTF/deltagreen related rpg sessions its pretty good
>>84736239as zoomer bitches get olderthe more theyll accept to being part of a harem of a rich guystupid used up whoreslel
>>84738351Well i feel pretty retarded now...
>>84738364It's okay, thanks for the recommendation. Hope you have a yummy meal for lunch
>>84736239As a late millennial, I don't think aging is all that great either but I'm nowhere near as scared and obsessed as zoomers are. I wonder why they're like this, though. It's strange.
>>84738666their youth is literally all they havethey're not smart, they're not wealthy, they're not literate, they're not talented, a lot of them aren't even having sex ffs
>>84738666zoomers are aging really badly, the young ones look decades older than they really are and they have all sorts of health issues. they're fucked
>>84738696I wonder if zoomers are going to seethe about gen Alpha. I guess zoomer childhood was cozy but there's not much else to be happy about.Though maybe zoomers will be based about NEETbux and dropping out of this shit society.
>>84738896who will fund the neetbux? there has to be enough wagies to keep that going
>>84738866holy shit, tell me about it. on /biz/ a little while back some anon posted a webm tiktok of some pretty hot blonde chick at 19, and then someone posted her at 27... she looked like an unironic crack whore. I wish I could remember the chick's handle, it was brutal.>>84738896the general trend of all generations is to shit on the younger one; so probably. whether their criticisms are strong or not remains to be seen
>>84738961I briefly worked with a 21 year old girl that looked 33
>>84738896old people seethe about young people, it is law boomers with you, you with us, us with the next
