>be 23>tell dad that I want a gf>"Women like men who look like they have money, son">okay>put on my best fit (nice shirt with jeans and leather jacket)>go to Chipotle >the cute girl I always wanted to talk to but never had the balls is working there>I know this because I memorized her schedule to the T>"usual order?" She says>yes, a double chicken burrito with beans, sour cream, queso and cheese>burrito costs $16>this is my moment>take out Gold America Goyspress card (I have a 750 credit score)>"see this? Real gold">"huh?">the music was really loud in the restaurant so she didn't hear me>screams "REAL GOLD!" at her accidentally >"oh...uhh..okay" >she then walks away and lets the fat dude work the cashier>swipes card and leavesI'm never listening to my father again.
>>84737784You forgot to give her a firm handshake first. Classic rookie mistake.
>>84737784looking like you have money =/= being an obnoxious idiot who flaunts it everywhere
>>84737784>"Women like men who look like they have money, son"He meant like the guys in the Ralph Lauren catalog. Not some dysgenic incel with a $250/year credit card.
>>84737784What your dad meant is women love rich models. He just explained it in a really normie way because he doesn't want to hurt his on by telling the unadulterated truth. He was simply letting you down easy. Life is cruel.
>>84737996No he like all boomers genuinely has no clue how women function.
>>84737996Ouff>>84738009Yeah he was born in 1966. Women were easier back then cause all you needed was a nice house and job. Plus he's tall so there's that
>>84737784Brutal.>>84737844what this anon said
>>84737784>"Women like men who look like they have money, son">go to Chipotle This made me smile.
>>84738104I only went to Chipotle cause the girl was there. I don't think i have a chance anymore so maybe I'll just go to a fancy restaurant atp
>>84738117>I'll just go to a fancy restaurantMake sure it's one you'll want to go to again so you build a reputation of looking like you have money
>>84738129Right right. But my car. Its a shitbox. I drive a 2007 Chevy. Am I fucked?
>>84738117You didn't have a chance to begin with. That girl already has a bf (the 6'5 guy with an ankle monitor working the grill in back). The waitress at the fancy restaurant also has a bf (the 6'5 guy with an ankle monitor bussing tables).
>>84738143What if I cut off their bracelets and have the cops come arrest them? Their girlies will be mine!
>>84738152You've just activated their conjugal visit sex card.
>>84737784Your mistake was not using the loud atmosphere to your advantage.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-bbwLkjiz8
I have money but don't flaunt it. It just becomes apparent at some point from little details such as being generous and having no issue buying whatever I want.
>>84738135Nah. You should actually bike there as cyclists are known yuppies / people of leisure.
