(Sing this to the tune of GG Allin's "Carmelita"):I hear Morrissey kvetching on my SpotifyAs I shitpost my whole life awayAnd I'm there with you in all your DMsAnd I'm here on /r9k/Ciara Horan, pass the lighterI just committed cringeThere was this thot who looked like youSo I subbed to her on TwitchWell I sold all my squishmallowsTo some girl I met on the chansShe hangs out down in her mom's basementOr at the chicken tendies standCiara Horan, why'd you leave me?You deserved so much better than thisI could have built a life with youBut everything turned to shitNow I'm sitting here playing Animal CrossingAnd I wish I was deadBecause nobody replied to my greentext lamentAnd the jannies deleted the threadCiara Horan how I love youBut I never go to tell ya Because you overdosed on fentanylthat you bought in PhiladelphiaCiara Horan, shining brighterMy long-lost e-girl loveYou checked out in 2020Now you're somewhere up abovehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrv763uV798
>>84737930What kind of drugs was she on?
>>84737930dude, it's been over half a decade, she's decomposed into the earth at this point. let it goshe did have a great body though, especially earlier on before the H really took hold
>>84737934the bad kind
>>84737930Never really understood why r9k had such an obsession with her. She was pretty much everything the average robot pretends to hate and more, but since she was an awkward, 6/10 pale girl it was okay?
>>84737930I never understood peoples obsession with her, she had meh looks and doing drugs is one of the most unattractive things a woman could reveal about herself
>>84737976Even then, the awkwardness seemed overly forced and some sort of cutesy shtick in the clips i'd see of her.
>>84737976pretend is the key word, we have always loved women here. Le woman hate was just a single ironic thread, not anything about shitty incels or whatever. We love fembots.
