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A church in Boston, Lincolnshire edition
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Lollers mega melty and that is so lush xxx
he'll be making passive aggressive posts all day now xxx
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for me? it was when I saw the sun publish falsified instagram images that were made on 4chan and said they were real. thats when I felt there was no stopping this nightmare
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>>84740419
It treble lush
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>>84740419
Like every day then? LMAO
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>>84740419
Remember when he tried to go to some lads address and beat them up he got so riled up here? I member.
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Aside from the paedophilia lollers is a good egg
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>>84740430
s..s...send aa...a...address
haha yeah I remember the absolute weapon
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Mongs trying to move the debate away from DEI in the police to 'integration' and 'belonging'. For the love of fuck do not talk about dumb kirpans and just focus on the bent coppers.

They want to turn it into another stupid irrelevant diatribe by baiting the usual retards into yet another pointless debate about ethnic English rather than specific abuses in the current system.
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>>84740431
Why did he think sexual abuse of a child is funny? Genuinely mind-boggling
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Wrazy Wrog
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Bing Bing Bong Bong
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>>84740412
Better than the shite you see down south
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>>84740437
The police in that stabbing obviously got it completely wrong. But I don't think this means the police are systematically "anti-white" or whatever.
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>>84740443
Because he's a low IQ sociopath, everything else is just window-dressing.
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>>84740437
I went out for the first time in like 2 years recently. I stood outside a "propa" english pub and had a few beers.
One of those pubs the old boys go to, kinda shitty, bartenders selling cocaine but small and safe.
There was a fair few people outside and they were chatting quite loudly near me, it was all about being british and english and how foreigners aren't right, I didn't disagree but I could see they were like testing me. See if I would chime in.
Just stood there and drank my beer looking out at the fields instead. If I was a bit braver I probably could've had a Stella or a Becca round my arm at the end of the night.
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>But I don't think this means the police are systematically "anti-white" or whatever.
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This time my booty will be wulletproof no prolapses it stronger now x
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>>84740467
You just want an excuse to hate brown people. I think we should have a police force which treats people the same regardless of ethnicity.
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>>84740470
Me? I think the police are wronguns doesnt matter if theyre anti white or pro white. Fuck the lot of them.
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>>84740470
>You just want an excuse to hate brown people
NTA de lid. I don't need an excuse to do that, but not just browns, anyone not white.
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>>84740445
Saw him the other day on Feel Street riding his invisible motorcycle. Asked him if he was doing alright and he just went 'Bing bing bing ding bem bem bem BOA BOA BEMBEM BEMEMBO BOAO ABOBAOBLLELELEM' then sped off. Was rather rude to be honest, lid has put on some weight over the years too. Hear he's still defending Earth on his off days.
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>>84740496
Didn't ask for some desperate gimmicky reply lid
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FAK OFF BAK TO YOUR OWN CUNTRY

BUT IM INGLISH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQw81QI_jHs
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Me? Taking pictures of unsuspecting mums with their underaged children in an empty seating area at flamingo land while wearing a bin bag x
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>>84740507
make em say uncle
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https://youtu.be/97XHk1KD_wU

Somehow, Crazy Frog returned.
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90 minutes until im AFF work
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>>84740483
So you hate Ainsley Harriott more than Jimmy Savile just because the former is not white?
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Mornin' de lads. It Friday x
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>>84740470
>You just want an excuse to hate brown people.
Obviously not true.
>I think we should have a police force which treats people the same regardless of ethnicity.
I agree. All English people agree. The only people who disagree are the people in government and the non-white specials they gush over.
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>>84740546
Morning rother x
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>>84740542
Hate them both equally de lid is that hard to understand?
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Me? Dont hate browns just dont want them here
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>>84740554
>The only people who disagree are the people in government
I doubt that. I bet Sir Keir believes that the police should treat people equally regardless of ethnicity.

>>84740562
So you hate a TV chef the same amount as a paedophile just because the chef is not white?
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>>84740575
>So you hate a TV chef the same amount as a paedophile just because the chef is not white?
YES smooth brain.
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>>84740546
Hello lid
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>>84740575
>I doubt that. I bet Sir Keir believes that the police should treat people equally regardless of ethnicity.
Stated vs revealed preference. What does it mean to 'believe' (state) something if you don't 'believe' (do) it?
The revealed preference of the governing cross-consensus uniparty is that it is more important to make sure that ethnic minorities are not subjected to the appropriate level of policing for their given levels of criminal activity, rather than to impartially apply and enforce the law. This has been implemented as policy via the sprawling networks of quangos, 'arms reach' bodies, NGOs and of course some official government departments as well, through 'best practice', DEI training, 'community initiatives', 'anti-racism action plans' etc. all of which explicitly state the goal is NOT to apply and enforce the law equally regardless of ethnicity, but rather to ensure equity of policing outcomes.
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Forcefully inserting my throbbing penis in Ruth's rectum
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I fucking hate nonces so fucking much everytime i read about a case in the news my blood fucking boils. If i ever met one IRL i couldnt control myself.
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>>84740614
ok big man
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>>84740578
That's moronic and illogical

>>84740591
I think most mainstream politicians would say that we should have a police service which doesn't discriminate based on ethnicity.
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Me? Garn mosque soon. Best get on them poppers x
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>>84740620
Ok nonce lad
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>>84740620
Nonce detected
KYS
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Wage compression in the UK is fucking mental. I'm one rung above entry level in my field and currently make 37k. If I wanted to push myself and go up three more levels in my company to the person overseeing it all (one step below C suite), the salary is 40-55k. Huh?! What the fucking fuck? The work required for that role is insane, the pressure the deadlines the management, the years of experience needed to even qualify and they only pay 3k more on first appointment than what I'm on now?

Why is this country so fucking allergic to growth. Why does the government and everyone else seem to think prosperity and profit and income are dirty words? What the fucking kind of pseudo-christian self-loathing degrowth philosophy is this? Insane.
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>>84740632
Mega BASED de lid x
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>chudbro explains why anon is wrong
>anon just repeats his empty statement verbatim as if it's somehow an argument
why do people who are not any good at this bother? I read that post in the voice of Harry Enfield's Tory Boy anyway desu wa.
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>>84740626
>I think most mainstream politicians would say that we should have a police service which doesn't discriminate based on ethnicity.
Fascinating, but again I refer back to stated vs revealed preference. They SAY those things, and then they go an implement all the DEI bollocks and pre-sentencing guidelines that go directly against that.
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Whelper letting out a mighty 'FUUUUAAAAARRRRKKKIN HELL' as a large pack of Nigerian Muslims give him a Sloppy Jollofi in a wet room inside of a Mosque in Sunderland. His poo covered willy twitches like the nose of an elephant shrew as his puffy doughnut like arsehole gets six pulsating bellends in it like the bullets in a revolver.
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>>84740657
>Sloppy Jollofi
Kekked lid
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>>84740614
>>84740631
>>84740632
girls are beautiful though, are you telling me we didn't evolve to fall madly in love with them and raise a family and that this is somehow le bad
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Shan't be engaging with le nonce x
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He would make a perfect auditor because he is a tryhard tedious PAEDO CUNT.
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>>84740672
>raise a family
Its raise a child not raise a family. You dont raise your wife either, do you mong?
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>>84740657
Corrrr I need to hear how this ends. Does he become so swollen with creamy muck muck that he bursts like a engorged tick?
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>>84740657
What a gem of a post lad
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>fuaaarkk
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Any edgelord racists in?
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>>84740642
DEI is about including all people right? I don't think that's a bad thing. Let's say there's a governance board for the police but they're all white and none are Muslim. Muslims in the UK accuse the police of discrimination, and that governance board says "no there's no problem, we don't discriminate". But if there were at least one Muslim on that board, they might have actual experience of discrimination themselves, and they might speak up, and force this board to acknowledge that some discrimination has occurred. So including people of different backgrounds can lead to fairer outcomes.
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>>84740657
More of this insanity pls thx
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>>84740657
>wet room inside of a Mosque in Sunderland
Just like home for little lid ha ha
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>>84740692
HHL isnt here atm
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Any linux lids in?
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any boxroom nonce hunters in?
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>>84740708
All the paedophiles got chased out
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Any projecting cowardly online hard men in?
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/laR6KPuQkoY

Can't believe 'Ellen has got herself a new bloke now.
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>>84740675
So your argument can't withstand debate? Why come to 4chan if you aren't willing to discuss controversial topics?

>>84740681
https://duckduckgo.com/?q="raise+a+family"
>RAISE A FAMILY definition: 1. to have children and take care of them until they are completely grown

You are totally wrong. That was a very strange thing to nitpick about my argument.
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>>84740720
>>84740724
(you) are already here big man x
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any all day every day on 4chan men in?
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>>84740724
How can I be of assistance lad?
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Are any top shaggers in?
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SeasideMARK on big holiday for free. It hot, he sweat more, he stink more. He keeping it private and keeping it lush x
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Hearing my guts bubble load after creamy load x
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He's on his passive aggressive lash out routine again like clockwork it lush x
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Any all gimmicks and nothing to talk about man in?
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>>84740695
>DEI is about including all people right?
Wrong. It's about ensuring that non-whites (and other protected minority groups) are given special privileges over white (and corresponding non-protected groups e.g. gays vs straight people). This is very clear and explicit in terms of things like hiring quotas.
>Let's say there's a governance board for the police but they're all white and none are Muslim. Muslims in the UK accuse the police of discrimination, and that governance board says "no there's no problem, we don't discriminate". But if there were at least one Muslim on that board, they might have actual experience of discrimination themselves, and they might speak up, and force this board to acknowledge that some discrimination has occurred. So including people of different backgrounds can lead to fairer outcomes.
Your ability to be a police officer or a police governor has nothing to do with whether you are muslim or white or gay or six foot eight. It has everything to do with your ability to competently apply and enforce the law.
You can have representation or you can have excellence, you cannot have both, because representation as the key goal means by definition you will have to exclude good people for worse people based on some immutable characteristic. The point of the police or a government or a company or a school or anything is not to ensure 'fair' outcomes. The point of them is to be excellent at what they do, regardless of the perceived unfairness to people excluded from them in pursuit of that excellence. People are different, on both individual and group levels, so 'fairness' of outcomes is impossible and shouldn't be expected in a meritocracy. The revealed preference of governments for three decades has been to eschew merit for representation and feelings. Correspondingly everything has gotten worse.
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>>84740736
Blackpool again I reckon. He loves it.
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>>84740634
Because we're becoming communist under the guise of capitalism. No point working a high stress managerial job just to earn double the salary of a shelf stacker mong.
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>>84740736
>enjoying my holiday
>laying in a plain white unfurnished boxroom doing nothing and paying for the privilege
cooorrrr, the minds of normies eh?
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>>84740737
Curry flavoured loads only x
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>>84740750
You're footing the bill x
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any winning biggly on 4chan all day man in?
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>>84740760
HHL not posted in a few days
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Baldrew on one
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>>84740769
Hes here rn lad just without his trip
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>>84740708
Yes, Debian GNU/Linux here. Need to learn what options to use on fastfetch. Too many fields I don't want to share.
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>>84740769
He's been posting non-stop, just look for the posts that say HelperLad rather than Anonymous.
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Shippy seething
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>>84740778
Ah ok thanks for the heads up
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Me? Got twelve arabic chodes stood to attention about to bust all over me oh aye garn full scale today x
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>>84740780
Hes so incredibly creepy, honestly wouldn't be surprised if he some day ends up in prison for rape
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BN malding
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>>84740794
Living your best bumsesh life little lid x
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DM is a nonce
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>>84740794
But are they cut or uncut?
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>>84740807
Arabics are always cut my lad x
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Tbh these absurdist posts are turning me more straight. It like a mirror to the soul.
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>>84740794
It called living a better life than most x
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28 minutes left x
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>>84740780
>>84740799
>>84740804
am I supposed to know who shippy, bn and dm are, are they legends on the council estate
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HC was an underage tranny
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Big hard throbbing cocks up my sweaty nappy bottom from millions perhaps even billions of blvck bvlls
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>>84740820
he bought her a graphics card but not in a nasty way ~
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What are some fun things to do in Sunderland?
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Are you reeling off names you think might be behind the twolling?
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>>84740826
Corrrrrr just think how many times batman steve has been up seans bottom x
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>>84740826
Batman bloke is HHL's mate Steve
(no joke, check the lorechives)
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>>84740826
Oh fucking aye his cock is dreamy and creamy x
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what meal deal for today then? xx
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I'm a super smelly mong x
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All day yesterday banging on about HHL, all day today banging on about past posters from close to a decade ago.
There is 1 very sad obsessed anon, who is backed up by weak twolls how like to play games.
It has been like this for years.
Sadsack stuck in the past, can't get his feeble mind into moving on.
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Breadington... Home innit

X
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>>84740836
Can you confirm lid? >>84740828
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gay joke, anal sex with minorities, everything is about gay sex, anal sex, gay sex, gays, I think about this 24/7 and randomly giggle to myself like a little bitch
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>gay joke, anal sex with minorities, everything is about gay sex, anal sex, gay sex, gays, I think about this 24/7 and randomly giggle to myself like a little bitch
Fuming x
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>>84740843
how r u always here mate oh my days
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This used to be the future
Where it was at back then
Now religion and nuclear energy have united
Oh God! Amen
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People that use Windows do not care about privacy and must love their fancy new AI spyware. I will never touch it again. Most of my computer use now has been on GNU/Linux.
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>>84740851
eh? i'm you?
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>>84740596
What a great feel that must be. Though I'd opt for the perfect innie given the choice. Must have a cute thigh gap.
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>>84740861
>What a great feel that must be.
Rapey NONCE.
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>>84740861
No woman will ever be interested in you
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>>84740851
>>84740856
I like how not a single penny of your 4chan pass went to the janitors
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2026passers realising their 'COULD be HHL ;)' plausible deniability is no longer plausible.

like that deleted ending of Kubrick's Spartacus, where one of the soldiers just recognises the guy's face.
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>>84740864
No she's over 20.

>>84740865
They will if I get lucky with that Euromillions.
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>>84740861
like this? my first gf had a macaroon pussy it was so beautiful and I've never seen one like it again
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>>84740875
Weird how you didn't deny being a NONCEr.
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Me? Garn full fucking scale on kevs willy at the back of the omniplex cinema as we watch michael x
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>>84740875
No euromillions in turkey
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>>84740874
Yes I bought my pass to larp as a reprobate on a gay sex thread lol
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I don't even know what a macaroon one is. I've always called them innies like a normal person would.
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>>84740866
mine were a free gift so get in x
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>>84740879
I'm not muslim lad. Sex with legally consenting girls for me.

>>84740885
There is here in England.
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When you open up a terminal and put your favourite commands in. Such a good feel. I like to curl a lot of downloads even though a web browser can download things just fine.
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And when I feel like giving up
Like my world is falling down
I show up at 3 a.m., she's still up watching Vacation
And I see her pretty face, it takes me away to a better place, and
I know that everything, know that everything
Know that everything, everything's gonna be fine
I know that everything, know that everything
Know that everything, everything's gonna be fine
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>>84740911
Same, but chatGPT. I could search for things myself, but why have smartgoogle and search for things yourself using dumbgoogle?
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>>84740915
Hes probably at home posting here when this picture was taken
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The only way to deal with the racist rozzers is to waste their time as much as possible. Let's hope this henry gimmick won't fizzle out. Fuckers tried to get me on wasting police time.
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>>84740888
the alternative is you bought it because you can't spend 2-5 solving the simplest CAPTCHA the site has ever had.

i make hundreds of posts a day. i'm not on some phone, i have to solve three challenges every single time.

git. gud.
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>>84740923
I've tried using Gemini but it can't even format a valid sources file for GNU/Linux. It's so dangerously inaccurate to rely on. You tell it "not right" and it says "Sorry, here's a fix version..." and still gets it wrong over and over.
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>>84740915
It is a HMO
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>>84740743
>It's about ensuring that non-whites (and other protected minority groups) are given special privileges over white (and corresponding non-protected groups e.g. gays vs straight people).
I don't think that's true though. It's about including everyone: white, brown, black, etc.
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>>84740934
Of course it is, it's just google on cocaine, but programmed to give acceptable answers.
You're using a tool with huge limitations on what it can say. It won't work how you intend it to work.
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Come into the bushes, I've got a gun pointing at your head.
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>>84740948
Is it a big one?
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>>84740939
Kek humiliating if true
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Caught my lid on ToadTube watching the 'TOP TEN SPARK FROG KOS' earlier and instantly saw red. My brother was sparked out by one in January and he's now a vegetable.
Smacked the shit out of my lid. Won't let him get delusions of sparkfroggery in my house. He'll be on QMEE for the next six months with no sunlight or beigey box meals.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fuChQxpStE

Exquisite kinematographique, is it not

Chyna won i fink

X
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>>84740929
>i make hundreds of posts a day.
Not sure I'd openly admit that
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>>84740911
for me, it's curl/wget even on Windows, because it actually fetches the original JPEG rather than a sneaky WEBP. they're increasingly removing trickery like adding a '?' to the URL, or using the 'get bigger image from server' tool in ImgOps.

for a hot new standard, it's insane to me that a URL ending with a .jpg filename can secretly serve up a [image/webp] file that has been (lossily) re-encoded on the server. we've lost a basic function of how the web works. gg there, Google.
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We already knew but now its confirmed.

>https://archive.is/M99mb
>Christchurch terrorist Brenton Tarrant signalled his deadly attack in 400 posts on 4chan.
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>>84740948
Guns don't look like that, and even if they did, I don't think you're meant to be stroking it like that.
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>>84740951
Oh it's big love.

*pushes you down the embankment with such force and rapes you in 2003*
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FreeTube still not displaying my feed properly. Devs are taking the piss
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helper strapped to a milking table, sweating and trembling, as mistress kier starmer struts around him dragging a whip up and down his exposed oiled cheeks, her high heels clicking against the paving slabs of downing street
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>>84740958
Well the sites are all going to take it on because it is a huge bandwidth saver.
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>>84740958
yes i also use curl sometimes for this reason. i guess the reason why the server will sometimes give you a webp file when the extension is ".jpg" is because the webp is more efficient - it's a smaller file for the same quality. so the business saves a bit on bandwidth costs. but when you download the image with curl, the server doesn't recognise that as supporting webp, so it gives you an actual jpeg image.
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>20k residents in shenzhenberg back in 1979
>Now over 18 million

Mind-boggling

Is it not

X
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>>84740915
Rather have that than slave away in a warehouse and never get a drop of pussy. Doing the right thing gets you nowhere.
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popped half a blue, might head downstairs and check for post.

won't lie: i ate an entire 400g loaf of bread yesterday.
and i'm just now finding out that 800g of the same bread costs 6p more.

(400g is just under 1 lb)
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I've got a little thing I made to convert them webps back in the file manager right click menu.
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>>84740991
>popped half a blue
What if you get an erection whilst going down the stairs?
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>HHL has to share his bed-sit with other spackers
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Did you lads know that OPSEC isn't just about yourself.
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>>84741006
coming back up, i COULD cover it with a letter. going down? i'd be fudged, but that's a risk i was willing to take.

no letter, no surprise semi. but i DID put downstairs' neighbours' letter in the right place, wtf are you doing postie??
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>>84740981
ugh.. did you post a beautiful girl, you're nonce m8
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2006 laptop just won't run well at all with Wayland. It's not looking good. All the hardware prices will be going up because of AI too. Gutted I didn't spend my last bit of money on a new laptop.
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Me? Got crusty spunk in me belly button xx
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>>84740970
It so lush x
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>>84741018
k. i don't do nonce shit, police don't care about film/game piracy. i have already been caught out for drugs. if i get charged with something like 'you distributed drugs to friends' i'll just say whatever i can to get them off the hook. doesn't seem too difficult.
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>>84741050
It's not just about crime related things, just about paying attention to what is said.
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shagging wops while her bro is having a rage session
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Luv chyna me i do
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How the fuck is this rose 24 years old? Mental.
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>>84741032
>2006
if you're that old why didn't you just buy bitcoin, I mean you could have done so in 2023 and doubled your money

I swear, I spent hours debating this and economics and other bullshit because I genuinely cared and wanted to help other anons and so few listened, it must be terrible to be poor
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Dis fwuffy am bestest babbeh! Dummeh hoomin gib smawty babbeh bes sketties nao or bestest babbeh gib dummeh hoomin sowwy poopies! SPLRRRRRRRRT!
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>>84741080
I think I had a few back in the day but I lost me wallet. I think it would only be about 300 quid worth. Not much to care about.
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helper listening to kim petras on his cat ear headphones as he walks by a group of unsavoury looking ethnics, his arse jiggling as he sways his hips and smiles suggestively at them
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>>84741060
what's going to happen? what are the actual consequences?

go to any website created by a German and click where it says 'Impressum'. there isn't a murder epidemic in Germany from internet people.
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>>84741106
EXCUSE ME!, we beat em in the wars to not go on their sites.
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>>84741088
wasn't having a go, it just frustrates me when something for such little effort can yield huge returns and change your life and you miss it
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>>84741091
I bet he wears those short short short booty shorts for the boatwogs it lush x
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Councils have fallen for the AI gimmick and employees are basically telling AI to do their job. Why the fuck is this even allowed? You pay council tax for these overpaid wagie women to sit there in a comfy office with an AI agent open. Why the fuck are they still employed? Pisstake.
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>>84741139
Barnsley council is AI now
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Might have an hour practicing moving pieces around on a chess board.
Got a bit angry shouting at muh digital coach the other day. She kept saying I missed checkmates, then I'd go back, move every piece and never find the checkmate.
Infuriating, but it will come.
>>84741139
Don't forget most councils have upped their council tax by almost 5%. For what? ChatGPT subscriptions maybe?
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>>84741139
'computer' itself used to be a job, a person.

the excess money could be going to us (the people). it's why the whole 'NEETs are evil sponging scroungers!' thing makes no sense. nobody argues the same for wagies, who receive far more money.
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i so unfit a half hour of slow walking made me pant and sweat fuck sake
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Imagine asking AI how to deal with "auditors". Braindead wagie cunts can't think for themselves these days.
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>>84740846
Yep. He'll be spending his entire summer stuck indoors posting about other posters who no longer even post here. What a grim life.
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>>84740708
Aye lad, reporting in x
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Howling at the responses.
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Me? Clinically depressed, no friends, no gf. ai and 4chan my only companions
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>>84741151
Change of plan, it makes my stomach turn when I blunder, I need food first before accepting these losses.
just made 2 massive one's in a row, and thought uh oh. Kek.
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>>84740708
>>84740777
>>84741172
PAEDOPHILES ON PARADE PAEDOPHILES ON PARADE!
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Another creamy load garn down the hatch x
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>>84741182
Buy a GoPro and become a tiktok/youtube auditor. Rile up wagies and the police. It will get you out and about. You might even get big.
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>>84740915
>t. still lives with mummy
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>>84741151
They will be hiring Gen Z bitches that didn't get the comfy social media officer jobs at Vogue. There are people I know that never pay their council tax somehow.
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>>84741191
Why would you think that? Do certain people driving certain types of cars too?
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>He posts on /britfeel/
NONCE lel kek
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Might pop the heating on for a bit.
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only nonces use ai lmao
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>>84741246
has got a bit nippy ngl
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Pooed in my nappy again haven't I x
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>>84741257
My lying arse thermostat claims it's 20.5 degrees in my room.
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>>84741080
>>84741116
NTA but i'm in a similar boat, i lost my wallet.dat with about 2 BTC on it. mechanical failure, irrecoverable (trust me m80).

i had access to university render labs in 2010, i knew about Bitcoin, there were /g/ guides on mining: some /g/uys were buying up Fermi video cards and making HUNDREDS of dollars a month (whoa).

it was a daft scheme with my friend. one day, we'd go get some mining programs running. but we kept putting it off to just do normal life stuff instead. to this day we bring it up, we COULD have became millionaires, we've both met crypto people who did it.

but equally, it's like saying 'you could have invested in Facebook!' or 'why didn't you pick the winning lottery numbers?'
i bought a year of web hosting using Bitcoin because it was just a daft novelty, fake internet coins. 20 quid at the time. that'd be 50+ grand nowadays.
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>why didn't you just predict the future perfectly?
>says man with 20/20 hindsight
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>>84741325
>20/20 hindsight

foresight is worse. we are all Cassandras of our own creation x
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Imagine being thick and lonely enough to use any sort of AI. Optimised for making you feel good. Low IQ move if there ever was one. Sad.
>inb4 womp womp from a triggered sloperative
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>>84741351
>womp womp
You're not allowed to use that gimmick with the authors permission, apparently.
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Gagging for a shandy bass after watching them kids swimming x
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>cuckGPT telling me just now its got an internal style instruction telling it not to start responses with "Honestly?" after it made an unprompted reference to said backend style instruction in its response and upon me inquiring further about said reference

Interdastan innit
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Lads, help, my boy bussy is leaking and I can't make it stop! All the cum from Ayomide, Oluwaseun, Babatunde, Chukwuemeka, Nnamdi, Ibrahim, Eghosa, Osas, Okoronkwo, Negedu, Komolafe, Olujimi, Tamunotonye, Yankubu and Akindele! It's just gushing out!
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>>84740724
That's probably 99% of 4chan
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>>84741318
>>84741325
You can make reasonably accurate predictions if you nerd out and read SEC filings and learn about the asian markets and whatever. I don't know what makes someone "smart", but sometimes you don't even need to go in that deep. When I was 14 I took one look at the iwatch and thought "this is just a more fiddly iphone" or after the lululemon CEO called women fat I knew it would blow over eventually and it had been wrongly undervalued by panic selling. Things like this seem to elude the market even though in theory everyone is as smart as you and totally rational.

It is also fairly obvious AI is the next big thing, but that it will go through a phase like the dotcom bubble where all the scams and frauds are weeded out leaving us with AI companies with real utility. You literally just have to wait until something is nearly a sure thing.

>but there's no such thing as a sure thing!
Yeah, but you only need to be right 51% of the time, and if you are patient and read and don't be a gambling addict and only put your money in the 90%ers then you will make your first million before 30.

Take bitcoin right now. It is nearly 50% below its last peak, it might go up, but it might take months or years, it is out of my risk bracket. I would wait until it is around 20% and look for better opportunities, of which there are many besides the obvious high profile securities.
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>>84740708
>>84740777
Debian here as well.
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>>84741428
I generally concur with this post. 'Predicting the future' makes it sound magical, fantastical. Reality is more predictable than not and this applies to markets as well. Even if you don't want to do any of the digging yourself you can consult the bleeding edge researchers (Citrini, Brownstone, ARK, AH etc.) and just bet on what they recommend and you will consistently beat interest-based savings.
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>You're not allowed to use that gimmick with the authors permission, apparently.
LMAO he's still MALDING about this 2 days later hahahahahahahahaha
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"It" only "thinks" what "it" has been programmed to "think", but the world thinks "it" will save humanity.
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>Style instruction reference vanished from the prior response all of a sudden now
>Point this out to GPTberg
>It's now saying there might be a post-hoc censoring mechanism designed to fish out any and all meta-commentary/whack any of the LLM's references to its own internal guardrail policy mechanisms and the like

God i hate these openAI kikes
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Me? AI, youtube and 4chan are my best friends and my escape from my grim life oh aye
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Bricked up thinking about it to be honest garn full scale on them willies soon x
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Why won't ketmong address the allegations about what he did to that woman? Very shady keeping that private.
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>toilberg fucking around with wages again (not mine thankfully this week)
>so far this week ive cost the company around 1k+ in broken machines

We will eventually get the blame for all these broken machines, the cunts decided to save money by not servicing them so they can deal with the massive shit show when they all breakdown constantly
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>LMAO he's still MALDING about this 2 days later hahahahahahahahaha
womp womp
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More cards have come.
*woohoo's*
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Wow you're really owning me by copying my own gimmicks you're only using because of me. Hahaha
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me? smell like mallow and roses, im a soft lad rn, soft and comfy tyvm x
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>copying my own gimmick
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That's right lid. Not an original bone in your body. Standing on the shoulders of giants, e.g. me. Its okay I give you permission.
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>>84741493
I don't see anything wrong with this quite frankly. Most people out there are not worth interacting with, not interesting, not funny, have social halitosis (if not also literal halitosis). It's not a retreat to online spaces, it's a confirmation that the real world is in a state of decay and it makes sense to want to spend as little time as possible in it, be it for work or leisure (raise your hands anyone who wants to be a rice farmer instead of a wfh yeoman??).

I want AI for pornography, coding, a superior search engine that can talk back and the bare minimum of interaction needed to stop myself going insane (normies will call this "therapy", *vomits*).
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>Not an original bone in your body
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If I stood on a giants shoulder would he carry me to tescos? is there any legal man representing giants in?
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Even your 2026 pass is copied from HHL. Theres always those smelly freaks in school who copies peoples banter thinking they're in the group.
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>>84741428
yeah that's fair. i knew Bitcoin was on the rise, and we stood to make money from it. but i certainly didn't know the EXTENT it would grow.

but aye, there are e.g. reliable stocks (10 year/pension bonds, or whatever they're called). we usually know about drug/medicine shortages before or right as they're happening, if you want to get into that. you're right that AI is still on the upswing ('it'll peak/bubble/burst soon!' - loads of people for the past 4-5 years).

i'm just happy when i check my wallet one day and it turns out i can get an extra gram in, woo. i wouldn't say no to being rich with a mansion, but i genuinely just want to be comfy. hedonic treadmill, and all that.
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>Even your 2026 pass is copied from HHL
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me? I did my bullies homework once or twice to keep up appearances.
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Oh dear a nerve was touched, he'll be spamming twitter memes all day now. Have fun lad haha
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>>84741597
Why won't you address the allegations?
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Choreberg o'clock, is it

X
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>he'll be spamming twitter memes all day now
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>>84741565
me? i'm a moid, so right now i have an earthy, woody musk.

it's nice, but not worth the price. back to the Original Source for me when i get paid.
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Booked in for another full scale colonic tomorrow x
Taking mum and kev with me x
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>>84741604
damn, that is a crafty tactic. wish i'd thought of that (and got some nerds to do my homework >:))

>>84741627
what chores?
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>>84741597
>i genuinely just want to be comfy.
Is it comfy when your victimiser suddenly comes down with the ol "agoraphobia" once you get the courage to speak out, when he never had anything of the sort for 30 years?
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>>84741232
Yes albanians drive BMWs
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>>84741636
Make sure to send us some piccys lid
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>>84741632
>back to the Original Source
actual wood ash? why not continue with that since it is genuinely masculine not fake and gay
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>that lad? Nah he couldn't have done it. He's got agoraphobia you know?
Despicable.
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I have 1 more card coming, but it's coming from japan so not sure when it will arrive.
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>>84740454
it does mean that, and they are, however.
In their 90IQ jellybrains, they're biased to always believe the brown person, and they've been trained to be that way.

It's blatantly obvious if you've ever spoken to a slightly stupid person who has internalised a lot of this anti-white nonsense. Anyone who has ever used the word "gammon". In their heads lower class white people aren't even people anymore, because some awful teacher they had at some point insinuated that "men in vans" are racist, and this has something to do with the Nazis, and something to do with the KKK, and something to do with Rosa Parks, and blah blah blah. All of that nonsense is real to them.
There's a lot of these fucking idiots, and they have real power and influence, and they train your police who are also mongs.
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When people try to kill you, you dont get mad you just get even.
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>>84741663
you have a point there, lad. it's all just soap and perfume (gay) at the end of the day, innit?

mind you, i once (rather homosexually) emailed the author of a recipe for homemade oat milk who CLAIMED the leftover oat pulp could be mixed with used coffee grounds to make a DIY facial scrub. she replied, told me it was an old article and she couldn't remember what she was on about.

frankly, i think she or an editor just put it in there because it sounds good, dunnit.
>PROTIP: leftovers can be reused as a beauty product :)
how folksy and resourceful.
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>>84741636
I bet it feels lush when they start pumping the water in is it like you've got the runs after? x
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And here's 1 I found for my pal anon, I know it's em's favourite.
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>>84741680
>Electric Pidgey

those crazy Japanese. what ever will they think of next?
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Me? Hate FLAG SHAGGERS.
Oh look its June. *pulls out rainbow pride flag, asexual flag, transgender flag, non binary flag, bisexual flag, demisexual flag, gay men flag, lesbian flag, pansexual flag, pangender flag, aromantic flag, gender fluid flag, gender queer flag, polysexual flag, agender flag, intersex flag, victory over AIDS pride flag, can't forget the neurodiversity pride flag, and here's the Palestine flag for good measure*
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>>84741680
>>84741722
Early gen pokemon designs were excellent, even after all these years, truly timeless designs. Modern gens are fucking atrocious. I wonder what kind of person the modern gens appeal to, late millennial women maybe? I don't know, I've honestly never come across anyone playing them, talking about them or anything.
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I would like to be a benevolent dictator. I would be brutally authoritarian and lead a cult of personality but mostly I would try to improve the quality of life for people.

I would implement Singapore style justice and a secret police. Massive fines for littering. Beatings/lashings for vandalism or anti-social behaviour. Execution for importing drugs into the country. Fine parents for students behaviour if kids are sent home from school. Caning for misbehaviour as well. Freeze on all immigration.
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If you were the dictator/absolute monarch of Britain, what laws would you pass?
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>>84741754
You don't have a personality mate. You're a paedophile who fled prosecution running off to Thailand.
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also
>>84741680
>Pidgey in Japanese is --tsu-- something, or maybe --shi-- something
>look it up
>'Poppo'

any Japanese culture defenders fancy going for round #2, explaining how the Japanese language has a perfect orthography with consistent phonetics that us baka gaijin could only dream of...?
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>so heres my new cult of personality. You have to worship me now.
>tell us about yourself?
>well I "teach English" in Thailand for reasons that aren't necessary for the cult
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>>84741723
We thought a toilet that cleaned yer bum for ya was mad. The japs are quite clever. Shame it's all being ruined now because it was a nice homogeneous country (apart from the world war stuff where apparently they were quite mental).
>>84741738
I've watched a few pokemon card con vids, and they all seem to be a varying degree of autistic, but that is just maybe more people wanting to meet these creators.
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Weird how you go your whole life as basically a normal bloke then suddenly you're a wounded poor victim scared of your shadow once the allegations come out. Hmmmm sure thing.
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I like watching the old webab wrap and wizza coming out the poo tube at the colonic place x
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All would be my slaves. A cult of personality that would make North Korea look like a rational egalitarian paradise. The first lullaby children would be taught is to worship their beloved dictator. My picture would in every home. Damaging my image or criticising me would be punishable by death. Daily compulsory prayer and worship of me would be brutally enforced. I would be a living God.
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>>84741801
>The first lullaby children would be taught
Nonce doesn't change his spots
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>>84741585
You sound deeply unhappy with your life and an unlikable person.
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Absolutely lush weather outside today lads. Might have a few jars later. It Friday x
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>>84741796
You mean dhillons fish inn?
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>>84741763
i'd hire a crack team of really smart autistic lads to remove all redundant work. the type of office drones who KNOW they're unnecessary.

but Sandra from accounts need not worry, for then i would introduce UBI and leave it to the people to generate a shame-free culture surrounding it. nobody cares that you go for an NHS check-up or treatment, but if you start IMPOSING social mores, people get suspicious and bully each other.

also, anyone with money/assets worth 7 figures or more has one year to surrender the surplus to the state, or they're forcibly exiled to Madagascar.
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>>84741774
Dumbgoogle agrees.
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Plans for this Friday night lads? Sat alone, youtube, 4chan and video games? Oh aye.
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>>84741825
Such an expert on other peoples flaws and the uselessness of their careers. Resentful and spiteful like all leftists. What did you do to her?
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So black criminals were speaking Japanese all the time?
Pidgey comin yo RUN!!
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>>84741831
Same as everyone else pretty much then that is why we are here :D
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he bought a pass to pwn hhl. hes not obsessed with him tho lmao
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>dhillons fish inn
>doesnt actually serve fish
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>>84741843
>Same as everyone else
No keep coping x
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>>84741813
the twist is, i bet there are plenty of people out there he'd actually just get along with. then a year down the line, if someone said
>Whalebro, fancy replacing Ian and Dave with chatbots?
he'd go
>nah, love Ian and Dave to bits, me.
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i am once again a fat drunk basterd
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>>84741823
>>84741858
>>doesnt actually serve fish

big if true.
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>>84741754
this but also public hangings.
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Friday night in with the online squad?
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>he bought a pass to pwn hhl he not obsessed with him tho lmao
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My colonic is all on for free x
Yousef is paying it lush x
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>>84741813
I'm quite content with my life.

Most people are unlikable to most other people. That doesn't mean you have to be impolite in casual interactions, but the fact remains you wouldn't want to spend time with most people, just like they wouldn't want to spend time with most others also (including you and me). I find that trying to pretend otherwise is draining. The relentless push to 'communitise' or whatever, feels to inorganic and pointless when everyone is demonstrably happier and better off being left to their own devices. People are WAY too oversocialised these days despite decrying the lack of bonds or community or civic engagement.

Saying "most people are not worth interacting with" should be no more controversial than saying "most people cannot play the violin to a concert performance level". It's basically axiomatic.

The fact that LLMs can provide more compelling and interesting conversation on a wider variety of topics than the average person is also beyond controversy at this point. They can and do.
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>>84741843
Vidya for me, battlefield to be exact
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what happened to Wonga and them?

why can't i just get 50 quid to last me four days?
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>>84741940
WONGA
W O N G A
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low key want to have a couple of drinks now but me and the wife have day night tonight
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How do you go from party animal, normal social guy for 30 years, to paranoid cartoon character for no apparent reason. Why does it have to be "drugs" (easy excuse) instead of the actual allegations which preceded the transformation.
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>>84741888
The mere thought that someone else might have a pass has sent them into a hissy fit AGAIN lmao
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>>84741922
um excuse me but i prefer the term 'Digg dilettante'.
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Footmong still on a melty? Did he lose his gig at the call centre?
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>>84741957
They must not be able to afford one :/
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>>84741986
Speaking of, how's your mum getting her 750 if you're sacked?
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>>84741946
Will you have your thumb up her arse by midnight lad?
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Sorry Sandra from accounts I'm a tad bit more educated than the likes of NPCs like you
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>>84741993
Not sure who you are referencing :/
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Anyone want to bone me tonight? It's gaped for woyalists old and new x
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Helper seems a bit odd lately, he isn't using his trip and he's posting some very vile homosexual erotica about himself.
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Trolls are boring af
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>>84742009
As long as that colonic went well little lid I'm in
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Welper spread eagle on a rat infested mattress in the back of a crack den begging for a bag
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I'm a 36 year old man having to fill in a self-reported performance review for my mostly fake job that my 32 year old manager will be reading and judging me on.

Five sections. Two hundred words minimum per section. One is entirely about how I demonstrate the "company values and behaviours" in my day to day role.
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>>84742035
Nearly a kino post de lid, you just missed wag at the end instead of bag
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>>84742004
unironically yes. Sandra from accounts have doomed this sociey!
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>>84742040
jfc.
actually just use AI, friend.
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I wish I could become a wandering mendicant for a respected religious order.
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>>84742019
It wouldn't be so bad if their material wasn't 5 or more years old, the same no u retorts and accusing anyone who gets the better of them being X personality
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>>84742073
Way ahead of you lad, just a ballache having to make it fit what I do specifically and work in personal work anecdotes.
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>>84742086
Genuinely thought they were bots they're that NPC until they started changing name field to filter evade. Proper sad
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>>84742040
If I had a manager younger than me I'd kms. I thank God every day that I'm a NEET.
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>>84742069
Encouraging women to work and vote at all has doomed it. And that was allowed by cowardly men.
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I started adding foot pics in the delivery photos for extra tips from footfags. Good idea ladd?
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>>84742086
I know, I don't get why they keep bringing up BN and shippy all the time, weird as fuck.
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>>84742113
Did you mate yeah
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>>84742113
bro painting his toe nails.
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Bro I've been talking to always has a bit of black pen on his finger nail. This is a "tell" that he's been raped, yeah? I heard that was a thing.
Or he might just use a lot of whiteboard markers, I don't know.
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You ask me to speak about company values and behaviors, and I have to say I am quite pleased you asked me about company values and behaviours, because I take company values and behaviours quite seriously.
It all started with my first job, fresh out of school I didn't know what I wanted to do with my life, but by golly I knew I wanted to do something. So I sat there for a bit (not too long, I'm no slacker, which is quite pertinent when talking about company values and behaviours, which I will be addressing shortly, don't worry) and pondered about what jobs could there be that would align with my core values? Now there aren't many jobs out there for a young fellow such as myself who values a company with good values and behaviours, but I made it my goal in life to find one.
This wasn't an easy task but eventually I stumbled upon and advertisement in my local paper, a low level job, not much pay, but I was quite lucky as they made children's asthmatic medical equipment. This seemed like a company with great values and behaviours, but alas no, the management were embezzling all of the clients. It was that day, as I walked out of that place that I swore to never work unless I found a company with impeccable values and behaviours, which brings me to this question I am now answering. Yes I like the company's values and behaviors.
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>>84742040
Sorry anon, I meant to (You) you with this reply.
>>84742149
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>>84742016
It's obviously not him. Ever since Helper posted about going out for drinks with his mates and something about getting set up with a lass the other week the sad twoll has gone nuclear with jealously, spamming the thread day and night. Twolling on britfeel is all he has going on in his pathetic life. No friends or social life unlike are Helper.
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>It's obviously not him. Ever since Helper posted about going out for drinks with his mates and something about getting set up with a lass the other week the sad twoll has gone nuclear with jealously, spamming the thread day and night. Twolling on britfeel is all he has going on in his pathetic life. No friends or social life unlike are Helper.
womp womp sherlock x
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>>84742169
You projecting little mess lol
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>>84742169
HHL has even had a gf while these sad sacks spent the last 10 years 16 hours a day on 4chan
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It is a new cope every day but the twoll stays and it is lush x
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Why don't we all try to be friends.
Share one thing with the class.
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That one Matthias Steiner video with him trying to win the olympic gold after his wife died and the M82 soundtrack in the background makes me tear up ngl.
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>>84742135
That's a good idea, but, BITCH KNOCK ON MY DOOR WITH MUH FOOD. Thanks for just leaving my food outside, here's a tenner.
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>>84742204
when i wipe i really scrub it not because its dirty but because it feels good
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>HHL has even had a gf while these sad sacks spent the last 10 years 16 hours a day on 4chan
Womp womp x
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i...if I tell them a..about my imm..imaginary girlfriend they'll stop
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Lovely creamy spunk on my face x
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>>84742225
How many GFs have you had?
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>>84742113
Moni have you ever considered that you might have problems
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>>84742169
Lol this one has rattled him. Reckon you're on target.
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>>84742183
Suppose it isn't as bad as 24/7/365 they've got some serious work to do
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>>84742237
Ever? Probably 10-15 (not really keeping track of people I've been with for like 2 or 3 months then split with), but serious ones 3.
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Might shag this girl this month lads. Thinking about it.
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>>84742237
More than one unfortunately but thanks for asking
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Is Moni still trans?
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>>84742248
She looks like damaged goods but probably a nice fuck. Does she do anal?
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>>84742248
Absolutely rank desu
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>>84742248
No thank you she might steal your copper cable
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>>84742254
Think so, on the fat jabs n'all
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>>84742169
>>84742175
>>84742193
the final cope might be assuming everything is real eventually it will BECOME real. not through manifestation, but sincerity.

(the problem lies in contradiction: i'm both a penniless drug-addicted rat, AND living off my parents' inheritance buying drugs merely for the cool factor.)
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>>84742257
Don't think she does anal lad. But I'll ask.
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>>84742257
>Does she do anal?
Do you?
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>>84742272
Of course, I love putting my cock up a girl's arse.
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>>84742271
You done her before or first go?
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Garn full scale now off to the soft play with steve it friday x
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you know, i've got my friends. i've got a roof over my head. i've got running water. you don't need heating in the summer.

gonna practise more of that gratitude attitude and less of that seething feeling.
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>>84742291
First go, she's Romanian I've had mid experience with Romanians so dunno desu. Might push it to a day when im just well in the mood and pull the trigger
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>>84742315
Pip status?
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>>84742321
How much for this, um... lovely lass?
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>>84742315
Borrow 40 quid off mate a until tuesday
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Blard's big greasy arse in my face x
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>>84742329
80 quid. Up a tenner from normal rates. Hard times init mate.
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>>84742325
four days away. which, if you think about it, is really three FULL days away.

sometimes it's good to have these moments, challenges, in a way. i was utterly stupid pacing out my food but i've gone >3 days without food plenty before. got too greedy. i have been hoisted by my own retard.
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>>84741461 >>84741597
pic related is recommended reading

Patience is so important. Humanity's greatest cognitive flaw is impulsiveness. If you are unsure about something, just wait, wait until more information becomes available, wait until the stock dips lower or higher and seems to confirm your assumptions. Never make a decision that doesn't have a rational grounding, and by rational I mean something well researched from every angle so you aren't overlooking anything important. You can research like 20 companies and find nothing, but now you know more about these companies and a year or 2 later you might come back to them after this or that event. Whereas if you are impulsive and decide to put your money on something right away you will end up disappointed.

Start by "trading paper". Jesse Livermore used to work in "bucket shops" which were basically bookies that tracked the stock market, about the same age when I started over the internet. He had no money but tried to determine from the punters and what they were talking about whether a stock would rise or fall and did well with fake money, then one day he made a real bet and made enough to buy new shoes for his mother, he then made more money and studied mathematics so he could work in finance. I'm sure he would have loved the internet and information at his fingertips. It is better to make your biggest mistakes with fake money
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Anal turns feminists into trad wives
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>>84742321
i pity the man that has that for a daughter
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>>84742379
They probably haven't spoken in a decade.
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Ten non whites abusing my battycrease x
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>AnaI turns feminists into trad wives
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>>84742387
ffs this gimmick is making me giggle now, fair play lad you stuck it out and it's paying dividends
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Big bull of African descent using my prolapsed boibucci as a speed bag to train his big muscular arms oh aye x
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Just heard about this Henry Novak nonsense

How can they pretend like he's a victim? He started the altercation, he went up to the Sikh gent, started recording him and said "you think you're bad because you have a knife?"
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Lads reply to my race bait I'm desperate
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>>84742423
Good evening saar!!! Buy any good DVD's lately?
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>>84742420
>Thanks lad the 12 hours a day I put into posting on 4chan every day is worth the one or two replies I get
womp womp x
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Quick nap before I have to do the other thing. It friday x
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>>84742412
i bet the pain and pleasure is lush x
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A man. A black man. I say again: a BLACK man. Possibly of Nigerian origin, but also possibly neighbouring Cameroon or perhaps Benin. Huge stature. Ripped physique. A, quite frankly, MASSIVE member between his legs. My butty. Enough said.
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A doe, a deer, a female deer
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>>84742423
Don't think Anyone even cares about this worthless white polish scum
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>>84742454
Fucking hell I'm dying lad
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>>84742454
Lusher than the lushest thing
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>>84742438
Replied=Rattled
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Cinema ticket secured to go see that Backrooms. Lush x
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Great news bad news bad news food news lads.
Found another wolf while on my way to loot a village, but locked him away when I was trying to help the 1 remaining villager (who stood outside 85% of the night) but a creeper blew us up, so I went back, and some zombie villager had muh armour on and shield, plus a spear of his own. I was running about avoiding and slashing at him, saw the nobhead villager who caused all this, had at him with my axe, killed him then the zombie villager, then when taming a cat heard the wolf bark, em wasn't dead \o/ Shame about the villager, but fuck that nob. Had a bed in his house, I was stood there with his door open, and nope, decides to get chased by mobs instead. Taking the cat, freeing the horses, nabbing what materials I need.
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>>84742438
>womp womp x
Nerve touched funneh man?
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>>84742478
>Replied=Rattled
womp womp x
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>>84742484
What's so interesting about it, do they keep old posters from cool pictures?
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Need to samefag my posts so it looks like I get yous lol
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>>84742484
You got a CEA Card like me and HHL?
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>>84742501
Nah, none of that going on here lad, all on the up and up x
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>>84742484
It's shit, sorry lad. Like not even memeing it's just a bad movie.
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Girl buttholes
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4chan is my life I spend more time posting on 4chan than anything else I'm a winner
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>>84742501
4x 5x 9x LUSH my lad xx
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It's gone into full blown meltdown and it is lush x
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Stop laughing at the state of my life and obsession with Sean. Sean is the loser not me.
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>>84742507
I do indeed lad.
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They think it'll make the twoll stop lmao
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>>84742521
There's something really magical about them isn't there?
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Me? Bumsesh soon with Yousef and his mate Toseef x
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>>84742531
You've done whoever we are meant to know who you're talking about de lid x
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>>84742519
Yeah, I've seen mixed reviews online. Just something to do really innit. Will probably go for a few jars before the film which will hopefully make it seem less shit lmao.
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>>84742545
Lush many times over de lid
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WILL THE REAL HELPERLAD PLEASE STAND UP

I REPEAT

WILL THE REAL HELPERLAD PLEASE STAND UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJO5HU_7_1w
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>>84742545
And that is a LUSH x
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Bought a pass because Sean did award x
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We can ask my lad
Jenny_sweet
Gloucester
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>Bought a pass because Sean did award
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I'm the funniest man sat alone all day every day. Ask my mum if you don't believe me. Something something LUSH x
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Reply=Rattle hehe
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A ragged they come and the ragged they kill.
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Why won't Shippy do anal?
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>>84742597
Monkemong gets rattled over the smallest things lol
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>>84742616
And you aren't rattled over spam mong? XD LMAO
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Greentext post=Rattled:)
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I'm still SCREAMING at Marks smoke alarm going off. Oh my sides.
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Lovely creamy muck muck splooged on my bum cheek x
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Think we'll ever get food as a basic right along with water and shelter?
What a world.
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Oh dear a nerve was touched
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>IMG_
State
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Massively lush lushington
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>>84742650
>>84742658
Make the samefagging less obvious soft lad x
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Why is the spacker stalking the spacker? I can only half follow the brain rot of these threads.
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>>84742644
Reckon she would be sound if I sent a bvll round?
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Oh yeah. No edible animals yet, but almost done with the enclosure, so can start filling it soon.
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>>84742688
Me? I think she'd think it was lush x
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>>84742686
He's been cyberstalking HHL for years now. He posted his Facebook here a while back. He used that ukphonebook site to dox his address but Helper said it was an old one anyway. Either way, he'll never do anything to HHL in real life since he never leaves his boxroom. He's just hoping someone else will but no one here gives a shit.
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I'm sure there won't always be sunshine lads, but theres this momentary of beam light.
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*informs the apus Giles from Buffy has died*
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Helper's arse like chewed bubblegum as he gets duke nukemed by an African stud.
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>>84742715
Wrong address but you can't post it ITT thread anymore and he's been missing ever since it was posted LMAO he has been fully doxxed and it is LUSH X
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Garn mosque now lids x
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>>84742736
Enjoy lid

>>84742730
That sounds mega lush I bet it is blown out triple penetration style oh aye
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first it was >>84197492, now this.

has anyone checked on David Boreanaz?
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>>84742658
It's probably that low life freak footmong.
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>Make the samefagging less obvious soft lad x
>Wrong address but you can't post it ITT thread anymore and he's been missing ever since it was posted LMAO he has been fully doxxed and it is LUSH X
Rattled much lol x
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next thread on /bant/ please, lets see how funny he is then
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>LMAO he has been fully doxxed

And? You going to go beat him up then? Thought not.
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>>84742790
Nobody even cares. He has to write these demented cope posts about how lush it is when nobody even cares lol.
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>LMAO he has been fully doxxed
But not hard enough to do anything when you're not behind your screen.
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Pube levels of childish mentality
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>>84742803
I know it's just funny to remind him.
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>>84742790
I don't think that is the point, lad. If he's that upset about it then there is no need to do anything else, diminishing returns?
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The Sopranos talk has it in my head again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs
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Why won't he release the poo logs? If he's regular he should have nothing to worry about.
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>If I keep posting his address maybe someone braver than me will do something.
Not your personal army little shut in lad x
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only two of the people in this picture are still alive.

let that sink in.
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>>84742786
We can't move to /bant/ we tried this a few weeks ago and the thread was deader than it is now which is sad
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Lovely bit of halal scran on at the mosque tonight. Me? Not allowed any, they said it is for 'brothers only? Not rite when they're having their way with my cheeks x
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just popped a zop, did i not
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>>84742841
NTA but I think you're on to something to be honest. I reckon that is the next step when/if he makes a return. Devious.
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>>84742886
Can't imagine being this obsessed with another man
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His goal is to drive out any personalities or anyone with a personality, anyone who wants to talk other than post gimmicks, lolcows and maymays all day every day.
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We know you pretend.
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>>84742900
lolcow posters are mentally effeminate.
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>>84742886
Just think about it logically that's all
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Garn full scale me not took me shoes off in mosque and now they've got me locked up in the cupboad x
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Arab willies in my botty x
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>>84742899
>obsessed with another man
Shippy
Baldrew
BN
HC
SCEA
HHL
Lollers
Moni
Shoutanon
Host
etc
>obsessed with another men
ftfy
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>>84742914
Bro talking like a comic supervillain about his trip fag spacker he has a man crush on
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>>84740496
i wonder if he's considered a traitor amongst his people
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There were ten bulls lined up at my bed
I drained one bull
Then there were nine bulls left
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the old /britfeel/ would have cared.
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He does it for free
He does it for no Yous
Lol
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>>84742951
Are yous that important to you
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Another spunky load garn on my neck x
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>>84742922
That's for you keeping me relevant, cheers lad x
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Cuppas gone cold and I only made it 10 mins ago ffs
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>>84742964
Yes to me, personally
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>>84742992
Feeling generous, keep it up.
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helper dressed up in fishnets flirting with a 5'6 nigerian tescos security guard
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>>84743013
Midget wantus only for hhl
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>>84742983
shat myself for a second there, thought this was my pic.

(needed to prove to a friend i had 6 quid.)
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>>84742964
Clearly not for you hehe
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>>84743036
Love that old meathead. Just look at him fuming.
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>>84743036
>needed to prove to a friend i had 6 quid.
absolute fucking state of things
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He twoll all the day long
He receive no pay
He receive no yous
LOL
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>>84743046
Good post more of that. Fucking tell em.
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Not rite this. They've got me dressed up in a hijab full postbox get up. Fearing for my botty tonight lids x
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>>84743073
Not right at all lad. Breaks my heart
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>>84743087
nu breadington for us
>>84743087
nu breadington for us
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>>84743073
Ask them to be gentle lid x



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