Amerigolems unironically think left is better than right.
>>84740424Left is probably what the original Christians did when they gathered
>>84740424Reminds me of how jews and muslims have their funny dances too. There are many things you could critique protestants/evangelicals for but vidrel is probably the weakest point you could make
>>84740424I'm going to assume you don't know this because you live in some third world shithole, but churches like the one on the left are not very common in the US
>>84740490Muslims dont have a dance.Sufis are just trippin.
id rather woship satan
>>84740424Both are equally retarded Abrahamic shit
i would be so hot to corrupt acute church girl and have her worship satan with me
>>84741218'Muricans already do it though
Catholics are pagans who worship Mary and the saints as much as Jesus and God.
>>84742192Protestants are just pagans who worship money and Jews.
>>84741218Damn you're scary, anon. We're all shaking in our boots.
>>84741235So true saar, where are the piles of divine cow feces??
Church was horrible as a child, can't believe we were forced to attend that shit.The only good part of church was the very very end as everyone was leaving you got to bee line to the cute person you wanted to meet, meet them and then get their number. That's all it was good for.
>>84740424its their negro ancestry
I must have missed the part in the bible where it said to worship a statue of jesus's mom, kiss some pedophile's pinky ring and chant in a dead language
>>84740424Left looks like they are actually having fun? What's wrong with that unless it's sinful?>>84742629You literally know nothing about protestantism.
My favorite tin foil conspiracy lately is the one where supposedly the Roman Emperor Justinian had all mentions of reincarnation removed from the bible because christians started killing themselves en masse to escape enslavement from the Romans.We've only had 1 movie that had reincarnation in it that was a hit, wanna guess which one? The Mummy. Guess who reincarnates? Rachel Weisz. You know she reincarnates in 3 other fucking movies? When I realized this I was like wtf.... Also one of those movies is Constantine.
>>84742946>what's wrong with turning religion into a joke?>>84742896Of course, they don't follow sola scriptura nonsense
>>84740424https://youtube.com/watch?v=5M8g2I7tF2I
>>84742985>>what's wrong with turning religion into a joke?How are they turning it into a joke? They are enjoying themselves while worshipping? Why is that a joke to you?
>>84740424I dont know how you can post this and not realize youre a larperno dont talk about faith or philosiphy nah talk about muh hecking pillars
>>84743023They're clearly acting like retards.>>84743026Yeah, yeah. I'm sure these schizos know things better than Thomas Aquinas.
>>84740424At least the guys on the left actually practice the religionCatholitards will go to mass on sunday and then drink and fuck on all the other days
>>84740424Protestants can still raise the Eucharist and try to be reverent in their attempt to bless it.
>>84742674good, fear me!
>>84740424Gun to my head forced to choose i guess ill take the bullet
>>84740424Both are jewish.The only good part of Christianity is all the Greek philosophy that Aquinus and Augustine shoe-horned into the backwards genital-mutilating desert god religion.
>>84740438yeah they made tons of noise to attract the people trying to persecute themwhat a fucking retard. stay in your lane burger>>84740490and thats what sets christianity apart from the other two, its not a religion for savages.
>>84743937>its not a religion for savages.by that logic anglos are less of a savage than catholics
>>84743961theyre both fine compared to mutts desu
>>84740424you should do left after right in right's church
>>84743937>and thats what sets christianity apart from the other twoDancing? LMAO!!!!
