>your utterly useless neet wife wakes you up late at night to beg you for moneywhat do you do
>>84741248Hug and kiss her and give her money
>>84741248Seems unlikely, there's plenty of money in the joint checking account. Also she's not useless, she gets plenty of things done around the house and is an excellent sex toy.
>>84741248give her the credit card and then molest her for an hour or two until I fall back asleep
>>84741248Sleep is the most precious thing if I can't sleep out I'll feel bad the whole day. If that's what I see once I wake up I'll feel annoyed and horny so I'd drag her on the bed with me and mount her blow a load or two with her laying down prone between her thighs. Afterwards I'll beta bux her stupid game.
>>84741248pvp her irl right then and there
>>84741248>"What? No. Babe, it's nearly 3am, and I have work in a few hours, come to bed."
>>84741248this image is hotter than 95% of nsfw art i see posted here
I usually work night shift so I would probably not be that annoyed that she woke me late at night since it was probably just a nap. As such I would be in a relatively good mood, and a runescape sub ain't expensive. That said...I wouldn't be able to resist playing around a bit and teasing her a little since she is looking all sexy with her tits out. After I had a bit of fun I would then have no problem topping up her subscription.
>>84741248Take my meds so she goes away
>>84741248quadruple dds spec and go back to sleep
honestly i'd be entirely fine bankrolling some cute neet girl's lifestyle so long as she'll do basic housework and lets mee rail her whenever i want
>>84741248I would fight in the muddiest trench at the Somme just for her to hug me
>>84741248Probably think that I'm in one of those half dreaming moments where your conscious mind is trying to figure out if it's still sleeping or not because I don't remember having a wife
