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>be me
>11
>stay up in middle of the night regularly
>scared of the dark though
>sitting at pc
>need to piss but scared that a monster will eat me or ill be killed by a serial killer
>have pepsi bottle next to me
>i have an idea!
>i pissed in the bottle, many times throughout the next few days and then kept it as my own little trophy in the couch storage
>fast forward to some time later when sibling talks to me
>theyre stimming by opening and closing the storage door
>they found the piss bottle :(
>im so fucked
>they immediately say theyre gonna tell their friends at school
>panic and lie abt it saying i dont know how it got there
>they dont believe it
>thinking of ways to kill myself so i can hide from the embarrassment
>somehow decide to keep living but just in shame that my little golden secret was found
>they still make fun of me for it and tell others that i pissed in a bottle and kept it as a trophy

i think im retarded
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same thing happened to me when i was like 8 but instead of a bottle i just pissed my pants
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beat the shit out of them
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you should've pissed on them
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>>84742656
also forgot to say this happened like 15yrs ago
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>>84742656
everybody laugh at this thumbnail downloader
HAHAHAHA
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>>84742656
>kept it as my own little trophy
There is the issue anon. Anyone else would've emptied it and thrown it out the next morning. Why the fuck did you keep a piss bottle?



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