>be me>11>stay up in middle of the night regularly>scared of the dark though>sitting at pc>need to piss but scared that a monster will eat me or ill be killed by a serial killer>have pepsi bottle next to me>i have an idea!>i pissed in the bottle, many times throughout the next few days and then kept it as my own little trophy in the couch storage>fast forward to some time later when sibling talks to me>theyre stimming by opening and closing the storage door>they found the piss bottle :(>im so fucked>they immediately say theyre gonna tell their friends at school>panic and lie abt it saying i dont know how it got there>they dont believe it>thinking of ways to kill myself so i can hide from the embarrassment>somehow decide to keep living but just in shame that my little golden secret was found>they still make fun of me for it and tell others that i pissed in a bottle and kept it as a trophyi think im retarded
same thing happened to me when i was like 8 but instead of a bottle i just pissed my pants
beat the shit out of them
you should've pissed on them
>>84742656also forgot to say this happened like 15yrs ago
>>84742656everybody laugh at this thumbnail downloaderHAHAHAHA
>>84742656>kept it as my own little trophyThere is the issue anon. Anyone else would've emptied it and thrown it out the next morning. Why the fuck did you keep a piss bottle?